Fight Companion - February 8, 2025

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Matt Serra

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Matt Serra is a mixed martial artist and the host of the "UFC Unfiltered" podcast with Jim Norton and is the owner and lead instructor at Serra BJJ. www.serrabjj.com

Brendan Schaub

97 appearances

Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com

Bryan Callen

94 appearances

Bryan Callen is a comedian and actor. He’s the host of the “Off Limits” podcast and co-host of “The Fighter and the Kid” with Brendan Schaub. Check out his new comedy special "False Gods" on YouTube now. www.bryancallen.com www.youtube.com/@BryanCallenComedy

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0:00Fight Companion kickoff: drinks, audio setup, and MMA talk (Suarez vs. Zhang; Pantoja & flyweight marketability; Marab cardio; Cain Velasquez pace)
9:58Heavyweight GOAT debate to comedy talk, then UFC card/fight preview and Matt Serra/Matt Hughes train incident discussion
19:56Matt Hughes recovery, MMA judging talk, and live commentary on Jake Matthews vs Francisco Prado (plus Zuckerberg/Elon/Ozempic tangent)

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0:00

I am we're up

0:02

It's buffering

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That's it we're live

0:07

You got your cans? We're live

0:09

Put your fucking cans on

0:11

Put the cans on

0:13

We're all professionals

0:14

We're all professionals

0:15

Is everybody drinking?

0:16

Yes, we have Buffalo Trace here

0:18

We have whatever you want

0:19

We have vodka

0:19

We have all kinds of shit

0:21

What do you like?

0:22

What do you like?

0:23

Vodka club?

0:24

With a splash of crayon?

0:25

Nah, it's not fucking

0:26

It's not us

0:27

You don't got to worry about that

0:28

You can't hear it?

0:30

You don't hear nothing?

0:32

You hear it now?

0:32

You don't hear anything?

0:34

Jamie will check it out

0:35

It might be a wire's loose

0:36

I thought he was running for the drinks too

0:39

Does he play bartender too, Jamie?

0:41

He'll bring over us bottles

0:43

We got some stuff you can mix it with

0:44

I think, but I don't know

0:45

Do you need mixes?

0:46

Nah, I don't need a mix

0:48

I was just going to do a vodka with a club

0:51

I don't need no cranberry

0:52

We have club soda?

0:53

Yeah, I don't know if we have club soda

0:55

Am I being a fancy pants?

0:57

A little bit?

0:58

A little bit

0:58

What are you guys drinking?

1:00

A little hair and a dog?

1:02

I'm the only one that doesn't drink

1:03

Whiskey with a ice ball

1:05

You're not drinking at all?

1:06

I mean, I'll drink a little something

1:07

I'm not a big drinker, but

1:09

One in Austin

1:10

Give me some of that

1:11

Give me some of that

1:12

Oh, shit

1:14

Come on

1:14

That's what I'm saying

1:15

Give me a little bit

1:15

Let's go

1:16

All right

1:17

Brendan Chubb, stay on that wagon, sir

1:20

Have to

1:20

Stay on

1:21

Guys

1:21

Otherwise I turn into a gremlin

1:23

Salute

1:24

Come on

1:24

Fight companion

1:26

There's no middle ground for Brendan

1:28

It's either all or nothing

1:29

And by the way

1:29

I smell and new with Tatiana Suarez

1:33

Oh yeah, all day

1:34

I saw her just

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I was just watching some of the fights

1:37

And I saw her just

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Take down Jessica Andrade and smoke her

1:41

Jesus

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She's like nobody's business

1:43

And she's not easy to get down

1:45

She's a fucking

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She was Gatorade High School Wrestler of the Year

1:49

When she came out

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And then she won the Ultimate Fighter

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She was a savage

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And she got hurt

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Wasn't she a national?

1:53

Yeah, she had a couple of injuries

1:55

That derailed her career for a little bit

1:57

She was on the Olympic team

1:58

But then got cancer

1:59

She defeated cancer

2:00

Cancer?

2:01

What kind of cancer?

2:02

She beat cancer

2:03

Jesus

2:03

She's a savage though

2:04

So good at wrestling

2:06

We labeled her the Khabib of the women's division

2:08

Oh, here we go

2:09

We got something to mix it up with

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Oh, LaCroix's

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There we go

2:12

There you go

2:12

Oh, all right

2:14

I didn't have a sip of this

2:15

That's okay

2:16

I'm easy

2:18

Thank you, man

2:19

I appreciate it

2:20

Yeah, that's a good fight

2:22

Sean Ray Lee is such a monster, man

2:24

She's so hard to bet against

2:25

That lady is such an animal

2:27

When's the last time she fought a real wrestler?

2:30

She has not

2:30

She's never fought anybody like her

2:33

Not even close

2:34

Neither of them have fought anybody

2:35

Of the caliber that they are

2:36

That's why it's a great fight

2:37

They're also both older

2:38

I think Tatiana's 31

2:40

And then a homegirl

2:41

Wei Ling is, what, 34?

2:43

Isn't that crazy to say

2:44

Because Alex Pereira is 37

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Different

2:46

Yeah, isn't it?

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That's weird though, right?

2:48

You're talking to chicks, bro?

2:49

Older, 31

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You start going, hmm

2:51

Isn't that interesting?

2:52

Especially if they're

2:53

Lighter weight classes too

2:54

Lighter weight class

2:54

Lighter weight class, female

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Like older

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They turn into fucking gremlins

2:58

How about fucking Pantoja?

3:00

Pantoja's a fucking stunt

3:01

He might be the best guy

3:02

Pound for pound alive

3:03

He might be right up there

3:05

With Tapuria

3:05

And Islam

3:07

And Jon Jones

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And everybody else

3:08

Was in the conversation

3:09

But he's small

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So no one cares

3:10

Yeah, but god damn, man

3:12

He was so good against

3:13

That Japanese cat

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I was like, my god

3:15

And that Japanese cat

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Didn't have that first-time jitters

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No

3:19

He came out there like

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Fucking hellcat

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Hellish striker

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One

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Rising

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Rising

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Dangerous striker

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Dangerous striker

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So good

3:27

But think about it

3:28

They have to sign a homeboy

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From Rising

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To compete with him

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Like there's not much for him

3:32

Pantoja's an animal

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And he keeps getting better

3:34

Like he looked better

3:35

In that fight than ever before

3:36

His timing and everything

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Was pristine

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How old is he?

3:39

34 maybe?

3:40

How old is Pantoja?

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That's rare

3:42

Dude, remember he won the belt

3:43

He was like

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Do you see me now, dad?

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Yo, whoa

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He's that guy

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You gotta get your

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100

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Pantoja

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Whatever it takes

3:50

He's a swim

3:52

One of my absolute

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Favorite guys to watch fight

3:54

Monster

3:55

Just an animal

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Just a dog

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Just a full

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Beautiful jiu-jitsu

3:58

Beautiful

3:59

Crisp striking

4:00

Yeah

4:00

His striking was super impressive

4:02

Against that Japanese cat

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Because I was like

4:04

Man, the timing is just so good

4:06

There was no place

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Where that guy was safe

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You know

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He was driving

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I think he was doing Uber Eats

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Yeah

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When he was fighting

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He's a sweet guy

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Really sweet guy

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Crazy

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You know

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But the narrative on that too

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Like the media is like

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You know

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He's a UFC fighter

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And he's driving for Uber Eats

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It's like

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He also fought once in three years

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Like that's on you, dog

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Yeah

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That's on you

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It's

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There's a lot of things going on

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But it's also weird

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That 125

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It's real hard to sell

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135, no problem

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Because 125

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You got Sugar Sean

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You got Marab

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You got some stars

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With personality

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Isn't that crazy?

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But 125

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Every dude's in on the couch

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Is like

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They're tiny

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I can beat them up

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And they have no fucking clue

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How do they not think that

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About the 135s?

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How is it 10 pounds?

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Like, ah, okay

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Isn't that weird?

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Yeah

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It's weird

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Human nature

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Maybe because you've got

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Some very fucking exciting

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Personalities at 35

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What about Mighty Mouse?

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Marab

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Yeah, but Marab and O'Malley

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Mighty Mouse was amazing

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When he was a champion

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Amazing

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He was doing wizardry

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One of the best ever

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He was doing wizardry

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Wizardry

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Wizardry

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But he wasn't controversial

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No

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Like, he was

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Mighty Mouse

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Like, the nicest guy ever

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Bro, that Ray Borg fight

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Dude, I was about to

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Suplex him

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And caught him

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Into the old walk

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Yeah, man

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I never said anything like that

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I told you he's 34

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Yeah, he's 34

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Fucking animal

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34 at 125

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Amazing

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There's talk about him

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Going to 35

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Him versus Marab

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Would be fucking bananas

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Yeah, but

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Bananas

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I'm never betting

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Against Marab again

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Ever

5:27

How great was that

5:28

How great was that

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Umar fight

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Amazing

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Amazing

5:31

I thought for sure

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Umar was going to beat him

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Did you really?

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You're a piece of shit

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Why would you think that?

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I'll tell you right now

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Anyone from Dagestan

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Or that area

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Brian will suck off

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He's so good

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He's striking

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He's wrestling

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It drives me nuts

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Drives me nuts

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They're both from

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The Caucus Mountains

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They are

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Yeah, but one guy

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Trains in Jersey

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Like, what are we doing here?

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And also, Marab

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He's living in Vegas now

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Yeah, Marab

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But Marab has

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The

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Marab

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You know what I'm saying

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Close

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I get him so riled up

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It drives me nuts

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Anybody from Dagestan

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That guy's going to crush him

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Bro, Marab is a machine

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The thing is

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He's the biggest weapon

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In all of

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Combat sports

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And all of sports period

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His cardio

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Is the most lethal

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And his wrestling

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Thing on the planet

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His cardio and his wrestling

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And he took a gold medalist

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And his striking

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Yeah

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I mean

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Throwing hammers

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You gotta see though

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Like, you look on paper

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And people were making

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They were saying

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Oh man

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Well, he's got the wrestling

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The counter

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And he's got the better hands

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Because Marab

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Marab his whole fucking career

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For guys with a good wrestling base

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And fucking good striking

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You know what I mean

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He's used to that

6:30

Who are you going to get

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To simulate Marab

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He never fought anybody

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Like Marab

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I mean, this was

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I wasn't

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We weren't surprised at all

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Really?

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What about against Cejudo

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A gold medalist

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Who's seen it all

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Yeah, that was amazing

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But the thing about Umar

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Is Umar striking

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Is really elite

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It's elite and deceptive

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He does a bunch of stuff

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That no one does

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Like one of the things

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He does is his crazy front kick

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And he throws a right leg

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Roundhouse kick

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And a left leg

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Roundhouse kick to the face

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Both of them

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With like equal dexterity

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Both off the lead leg

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Like he whips that lead leg

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Over your shoulder

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And smacks guys in the face

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And his timing

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But it works for him

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He couldn't

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Keep the pace

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Timing

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No one can

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Nobody can

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No one ever will

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He's a master of range

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Marab

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They think that

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Oh, he doesn't have the reach

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He's a master of closing that distance

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He throws that overhand

7:20

Into the single leg

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To the double leg

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To

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You don't know

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Whether he's shooting

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Or striking

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The whole time

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And what I love about it is

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After that first round

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Oh man

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Marab dropped that round

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Second round

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He's not getting stressed

7:33

You see him

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Get his back taken

7:35

He's smiling

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Dude, he's there all night

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And he could afford

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Another 25 minutes

7:40

I believe it

7:41

I've never seen anything like it

7:42

I've seen a lot

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I don't think we will either

7:44

Was he always like that

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With the cardio?

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He was always like that

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With the cardio

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But

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He didn't have the tools

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To get

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Out of certain positions

7:51

Did you see

7:51

Did you see what DC said?

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No

7:53

On his Instagram

7:54

DC went to visit him

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The day after the fight

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And he's running

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He loves it

7:59

So he beats Sugar Sean

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Wins the world tighter

8:01

DC goes to visit him

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At his house

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He's not home

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He's running

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So DC's wandered around his house

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He doesn't even know he's there

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He just walks into his fucking house

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And he's filming Marab's gym

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He's like

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Whose gym do you think this is?

8:13

He's got a picture of Marab

8:15

It's the best weapon in USC

8:17

He loves it man

8:18

There's nothing you do

8:19

He loves the train

8:20

He's incredible

8:21

But that's all

8:23

That's two things

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Right?

8:24

That's some kind of genetic gift

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And on top of that

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Insane hard work

8:27

It's like both

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Because the guy's a tank

8:30

It reminds me of Kane

8:32

Remember Kane had that weird cardio?

8:34

Oh yeah

8:35

What the fuck?

8:35

Yeah

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Put his head in your chest

8:37

They said he took two months off

8:39

In his heyday

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He took two months off

8:41

Came in the gym

8:41

And DC was like

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We're gonna beat the shit out of Kane

8:43

He hasn't been there two months

8:43

And he goes

8:44

He went shark tank rounds

8:45

And beat the fuck out of everyone

8:46

His cardio was fine

8:47

Luke Rockhold told me that Kane

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Was the guy who would turn your fucking head around

8:53

He would just get in there

8:54

And he said at one point

8:55

He was

8:56

What he was doing to Luke

8:57

To Daniel

8:59

To all those guys

8:59

Was like a different thing

9:01

It was a nightmare

9:01

Yeah

9:02

What changed with Kane

9:03

Was he blew his knee out

9:04

When he was getting ready for the

9:06

For Dio?

9:08

No

9:08

No

9:08

No

9:09

He lost to

9:10

He lost to

9:11

JDS

9:12

JDS

9:12

Junior Dos Santos

9:13

Sorry Junior

9:14

I just had a brain fart

9:15

Junior Dos Santos

9:16

Knocked him out on Fox

9:17

And his knee was fucked up

9:19

Going into that fight

9:20

And that was the big fight

9:21

For Fox

9:21

It was like one of our first big events

9:23

Huge event

9:24

Huge event

9:25

And he really should have been fighting

9:26

He should have

9:27

He should have got out of the fight

9:28

His knee was fucked up

9:29

So Junior knocks him out

9:31

And then he beats the

9:32

Shit out of Junior

9:33

In the rematch

9:34

And he beats the shit out of Junior

9:35

In the rematch after that

9:36

The third fight

9:37

Beat the parade

9:38

He beats him like in a way

9:39

That takes years off your life

9:41

Yeah

9:41

Changed his DNA forever

9:42

He's

9:42

That pace

9:43

You see these guys

9:44

Brock Lesnar

9:45

They can't breathe

9:46

They're just wilting

9:47

From that pace

9:48

Especially at heavyweight

9:49

I love that

9:49

The Brock Lesnar fight

9:51

Oh my god

9:51

Insane

9:52

He was very good at boxing

9:54

He picked up on boxing

9:55

So quickly

9:56

And it was all

9:57

Smooth technique

9:58

There wasn't no big windups

10:00

Where his chin was exposed

10:01

It was all very smooth

10:03

The Noguera KO

10:04

Oh my goodness

10:05

Fast

10:06

That fucking

10:07

Bang bang bang bang bang

10:07

It was like lightning

10:10

Just smooth

10:10

I think Kane in his prime

10:11

Is the best heavyweight ever

10:12

It's hard to say

10:13

Because of Fedor

10:14

Because if you could get

10:15

Juicy Fedor from Pride

10:16

I think Kane beats the fucker

10:18

I don't know man

10:18

I don't know

10:19

If anybody beats

10:20

Fedor is so accurate

10:21

With his strikes

10:22

So good dude

10:23

Fedor walked down

10:24

Cro-Cop

10:25

When Cro-Cop was in his prime

10:26

You got to remember

10:26

That most of that fight

10:27

Was standing up

10:28

And Fedor was going

10:30

Blow to blow

10:31

With Cro-Cop

10:31

And walking him down

10:32

He was very unusual

10:34

That Randleman KO

10:36

Or the Randleman armbar

10:37

Randleman fucking

10:38

Suplexes him

10:39

On his head

10:40

And five seconds later

10:42

He's got him into Kimura

10:43

It's crazy

10:44

He was different

10:45

He was a

10:47

When he beat up Noguera dude

10:48

Oh my god

10:49

Watch that fight again

10:51

I'd like to see some testing

10:52

Around those times

10:52

Oh yeah

10:53

We'll pretend

10:54

We'll pretend

10:54

Even on the UFC back then

10:57

It'd be tough

10:58

Kane with that

10:58

Him motherfucking Sylvia

11:00

Sure

11:00

It was Rico Rodriguez

11:01

When he beat the shit

11:02

Out of Rico Rodriguez

11:03

He looked like a bodybuilder

11:04

So scary

11:04

Kane has Brian Callen's chest

11:06

That dude's not

11:08

He's built like a CPA

11:09

He's built like a very thick CPA

11:11

He had them jeans

11:12

He had them fucking

11:13

Mayan warrior jeans

11:14

Doesn't have an incline machine

11:15

Like Brian Callen

11:15

Yeah he had some Aztec warrior jeans

11:17

Like whatever Kane had

11:18

His superior genetics

11:20

His cardio was nuts

11:22

He had the way DC talks about him

11:24

And their sparring and stuff

11:26

So

11:26

You know

11:27

I don't think he's just

11:28

Throwing the praise out there

11:29

No

11:29

DC would clearly say

11:32

The only reason why I'm heavyweight champion

11:33

Is because Kane's not fighting

11:34

Dude

11:34

I'll never forget

11:35

When Kane was fighting

11:36

I was on the same card

11:37

I fought Gonzaga

11:38

Yeah

11:38

That was the fight

11:39

He fought Lesnar

11:40

And when we're doing

11:41

The fucking pre-shoot stuff

11:43

He took his shirt off

11:44

And I'm like waiting to go

11:45

And he has that brown pride

11:46

And I looked at the guy

11:48

Doing the video stuff

11:49

I go

11:49

Hey if I put white pride

11:50

Is that cool

11:50

And he goes

11:51

Dude just shut the fuck up

11:52

That wouldn't go over too big

11:55

Yeah you're allowed to have brown pride

11:57

How's it different?

11:57

You're allowed to have brown pride

11:59

How's it different?

11:59

Well because

12:00

The Mexicans didn't really subjugate

12:02

The white people in recent memory

12:04

It's a little different

12:05

It's a little different

12:05

Let me pull out my history book

12:07

Let me pull out some history

12:08

It's a big difference

12:09

What's with this world's past?

12:14

Did you guys see Cat Williams in Phoenix?

12:17

No

12:17

Did you see that?

12:18

Oh my god

12:19

Not only did he lit up that dude

12:20

He had the whole crowd chant in America

12:22

Yeah dude

12:23

He's like

12:23

Motherfucker this ain't Mexico

12:24

This is Phoenix

12:25

It was incredible

12:27

He had a heckler?

12:28

He had a heckler?

12:29

Oh he had a heckler in Phoenix

12:31

Something about Mexicans

12:32

And Cat just

12:33

I saw Cat Williams at the comedy store one time

12:36

He was so fucking good

12:38

He was

12:38

Like I've been doing this for 30 years

12:40

He was

12:40

Like

12:41

And he was

12:41

He was playing with a band

12:43

And stuff like that

12:43

He's

12:44

He's one of the greats

12:45

Did you see him on Theo's podcast?

12:46

No

12:47

Because he kind of does a character

12:48

You know

12:48

He's doing his thing

12:50

But Theo's so fucking funny

12:52

He breaks like three times

12:53

He just can't

12:54

He just can't

12:55

Oh really?

12:55

Because Theo's talking about black ducks

12:56

He goes

12:57

You need to get some black ducks

12:59

Dude

12:59

It's so funny

13:00

He's the best

13:02

He broke Cat like four times

13:03

Really?

13:04

Yeah

13:04

How about when he was talking to the president

13:06

And he was saying

13:06

Man that cocaine will turn you into a damn owl

13:08

I haven't seen that

13:09

And Trump's all

13:12

Trump's like what the fuck

13:14

This kid's talking about cocaine

13:16

But that is like

13:17

Really probably what Trump needed

13:19

He needed those kind of interviews

13:20

Which comedians was he shitting on

13:23

When he said your friends aren't funny?

13:24

I don't know

13:25

Not to make it awkward

13:26

Why would he do that?

13:27

He said that because he thought

13:28

For some crazy reason

13:30

That I didn't want to have him on

13:31

Somehow or another

13:32

That he would be showing up

13:34

People or something

13:35

Because he's so good

13:35

Maybe he thought that

13:37

Because he's isolated

13:38

He doesn't know me that well

13:40

The first time I met him

13:41

Was in the studio

13:42

I love Cat Williams

13:44

I've always been a fan

13:46

I've always talked about

13:47

Pimp Chronicles

13:47

It's fucking fantastic

13:50

It's so good

13:51

He's so wild

13:52

And I've actually taken advice from him

13:54

There's two pieces of advice

13:55

That I took from an interview

13:56

That he did once

13:56

That I used to this day

13:57

One, he said

13:58

I never eat before a show

13:59

He said don't eat

14:01

He goes I want to be hungry

14:02

Better off being hungry

14:02

My brain works better

14:03

And then two

14:04

He said I have a music playlist

14:06

That I make

14:08

That just gets me in the mood

14:09

To do a show

14:09

And so I'm like

14:10

That's a good idea

14:11

And from then on

14:12

I started carrying around

14:13

Like a bluetooth machine

14:15

Like a bluetooth boombox

14:16

And bringing

14:17

And then the green room playlist

14:19

That we have on Spotify

14:20

That's all the songs

14:21

It's like 35 hours

14:23

It's smart

14:23

You guys should do it

14:24

That's what athletes do

14:25

It was a smart thing

14:26

I was thinking

14:26

I was like

14:26

Why don't I do that

14:27

Like that makes sense

14:28

Like you want to turn it

14:29

Into a little bit of a party

14:29

Yes

14:30

You get that music going

14:31

It feels good

14:32

Like we do at the green room

14:33

At the mothership

14:33

Yeah

14:34

Get that music going

14:35

Everybody's having fun

14:36

I want to give you a compliment

14:37

Longo

14:38

Who doesn't give compliments

14:39

I don't know where the fuck

14:41

He saw you

14:41

But he said

14:42

I was fucking dying

14:44

The whole time

14:44

The whole time

14:45

Dying

14:46

That was a good show

14:46

You killed him

14:47

Yeah, yeah

14:47

He fucked up for you

14:48

I love this guy

14:49

There's a stress factory

14:50

Jake Matthews

14:51

I'm very high on this kid

14:52

I like him too

14:53

Very, very high on this kid

14:54

Oh, are we starting real?

14:56

I think Jimmy Crute's fight

14:58

Got canceled

14:59

Is that correct?

14:59

Yes

15:00

Jake Matthews is always exciting

15:02

Always

15:02

He's super good

15:03

He's like one of those guys

15:05

That look like

15:05

He could break through

15:06

Any moment now

15:07

But he's a little reckless

15:08

So he'll win like three

15:10

And then lose one

15:10

And then

15:11

Well, he's fighting

15:12

Really good guys

15:13

The UFC

15:13

I smell him

15:15

I smell him

15:15

By submission

15:16

That's what I smell

15:17

What do you smell?

15:18

I don't know

15:18

Listen, this guy

15:20

Prada

15:21

He's real good

15:22

Yeah

15:23

He's got good striking

15:24

Yeah

15:25

Jake Matthews

15:26

Very well-rounded

15:27

Yeah, very well-rounded

15:28

But sharp striking

15:29

Jake's striking

15:31

Is just crisp

15:32

I think

15:33

Really intelligent

15:34

To be intelligent in this fight

15:36

I think he should get his ass down

15:37

Is she about to sing

15:38

National Anthem?

15:38

Heidi Andrew on the spotlight

15:40

She's been with the UFC

15:42

For a long time

15:42

Is Jimmy Crute there?

15:43

I don't even think I met him

15:45

There's Jimmy Crute

15:46

He's getting ready

15:46

I got that

15:47

Oh, he's back

15:48

Wait, what is happening?

15:49

Wait a minute

15:49

Is that a kid who fought O'Malley?

15:51

So is the fight not canceled?

15:52

I don't

15:53

I was looking to see if it was

15:54

Underdog plus 135

15:56

February 6th

15:57

A couple days ago

15:58

No, but up top

15:59

It says the Brute's back

15:59

That's 11 minutes ago

16:01

Oh, okay

16:01

So he's not off the card

16:02

Just Google Jimmy Crute

16:04

Off UFC card

16:05

I read that

16:07

Three different fights

16:08

Were off the card

16:09

I don't know, man

16:10

And Crute was one of them

16:11

I like that fucking mullet

16:12

Oh, okay

16:13

He's in there

16:14

I like that

16:15

That's a healthy mullet

16:15

I like that dude

16:16

That mullet

16:17

He's very good

16:18

Very good ground game

16:19

He's got a fucking Kimura

16:21

What weight's he fighting at?

16:23

Isn't Crute a middleweight?

16:24

He looks

16:25

What is Jimmy Crute?

16:27

He's 185, I believe

16:28

I think he's a middleweight

16:29

Nice

16:30

Light heavyweight

16:33

Oh, he's fighting light heavyweight

16:34

Did he used to fight at this fight?

16:34

Did he use to fight at 185?

16:36

I think he did

16:37

I do believe he did

16:38

Is this a last minute replacement fight, Jamie?

16:41

Which one?

16:42

This Jimmy Crute, Balado

16:44

Or is that the original?

16:45

No, that's the guy he had

16:46

Right?

16:46

It's interesting that he decided to do that

16:49

And he's an underdog

16:50

And I don't know

16:52

I'm not familiar with Balado

16:53

Here's the thing

16:53

People hate on the card

16:54

Because they're not big names

16:55

But if you notice

16:56

The way the fight

16:57

The card's structured

16:58

Which is why I don't hate on it

16:59

Is they're all going to be

17:00

For the most part finishes

17:01

They're supposed to be

17:02

On paper

17:03

You never know

17:04

But they're super exciting fights

17:05

Prado and Jake Matthews

17:07

Is a very good fight

17:07

To kick it off with

17:08

I'm real excited about this

17:10

They're both very good

17:11

It's a fun card

17:12

Yeah

17:12

It's just not one of them cards

17:13

That like jumps out

17:14

We're so spoiled

17:16

If you're casual

17:16

You're like

17:16

Where's Conor?

17:17

Here's the thing

17:18

We're fucking so spoiled

17:19

Because in most sports

17:21

Like in most combat sports

17:22

It's all about the main event

17:23

Yeah

17:24

Yeah

17:24

And they either go away

17:26

Or you don't give a fuck

17:27

Most people are barely watching

17:28

The prelims in boxing

17:29

Also UFC has to fill a lot of cards

17:31

You know

17:31

So you can't have them stack

17:32

Like it's fucking 1998

17:34

All I know is

17:34

I get upset on a Saturday

17:35

When there's no UFC

17:36

I do too

17:37

It's part of my Saturday

17:38

You don't know what to do

17:39

I fucking

17:40

It's just

17:41

It just makes my day complete

17:43

There is nothing better

17:44

There's nothing better

17:44

There's nothing better

17:45

For me than just chilling at home

17:47

Watching the fights

17:47

I feel so relaxed

17:49

I don't have to work

17:50

And I can watch them

17:51

Best thing on earth

17:51

Oh

17:52

Yeah you watch the screen

17:53

You don't watch the actual fight

17:55

I watch the fight when I can

17:56

But the problem is

17:57

There's some positions

17:58

Where especially when they're on the ground

18:00

Like I don't know

18:01

If someone's trapped

18:01

I don't know how they have

18:03

And you can see it better

18:03

Yeah all I see is a back

18:05

And a dude

18:05

And I'm confused

18:06

As to what's going on

18:07

You know

18:07

I need to see

18:08

The monitor sometimes

18:09

And there's pillars in the way

18:10

I need to see the monitor

18:11

With replays all the time

18:13

Because we don't know

18:13

If a guy got hit

18:14

Or if it's a headbutt

18:15

Like sometimes

18:16

I remember Matt Serra

18:17

When he fought Matt Hughes

18:18

I thought Matt Serra dropped him

18:20

And I did fucking drop him

18:21

Let's talk about that

18:22

Let's do it

18:22

Can we talk about that

18:23

I wanted

18:24

Every time I hear him say it

18:26

It's like

18:26

Oh it was a headbutt

18:27

My head hit him

18:29

My head connected

18:30

He was still standing

18:30

Look at that head

18:31

It's a fucking

18:32

Oh it's the head

18:33

It's a head of a fucking rockwire

18:34

That head can take out a building

18:36

That head hits Tower 7

18:38

My hand

18:39

I said that head hit Tower 7

18:42

This thing could go through

18:44

A fucking wall

18:44

That's how the thing collapsed

18:46

When my head

18:48

Touched his chin

18:49

My hand went

18:50

Yes

18:51

It was certainly both

18:53

But it was definitely

18:54

Your head hit him first

18:55

Yeah but

18:56

I feel it did not drop

18:57

100% crap

18:58

Look Matt

18:58

You always had crazy power

18:59

That Frank Trigg knockout

19:01

I'm just happy

19:02

I got to fucking hit him

19:03

He went through a lot

19:06

He did go through a lot

19:07

He's coming back

19:08

He looks really good

19:09

Who's coming back

19:09

Matt Sarah

19:10

No I don't mean fighting

19:12

I don't mean fighting

19:12

No no no

19:13

I mean coming back from his injury

19:14

Come on man

19:15

Jesus Christ

19:15

We can talk about that if you want

19:17

Yeah

19:18

Go ahead

19:19

Oh what the fuck

19:20

Okay

19:20

I said he looks a lot better

19:22

Since his rehabilitation

19:24

He's doing a lot of stem cells

19:25

Who's this?

19:26

Matt Sarah

19:26

Oh okay

19:27

Excuse me

19:28

Matt Hughes

19:28

Matt Hughes

19:28

Thank you

19:29

I'm feeling good

19:30

Matt Hughes

19:33

Got hit by a fucking train

19:34

Yeah

19:34

You know

19:35

And so

19:35

Was that on purpose?

19:36

No

19:37

No no no

19:38

His car fucking stalled out

19:40

Or something

19:40

I don't know what happened

19:41

I don't know

19:41

But it's depressing

19:42

I don't know what happened

19:43

Either way it sucks

19:44

What are you talking?

19:45

Where the fuck are you introducing

19:46

I'm just asking questions

19:47

Jesus Christ

19:48

I can't ask questions

19:48

I can't ask a few questions

19:50

I don't know

19:50

Jesus Christ

19:51

It's a train track

19:52

Like it's loony

19:53

If it was

19:53

Maybe he had some information

19:55

On NASA

19:56

He was on a cyber truck

19:58

Yeah they knew something

19:59

But anyway

20:01

The point is

20:01

He looks great

20:02

It's been a long road

20:04

For that guy to recover

20:05

Legend

20:05

He seems a lot better

20:06

He walks a lot better

20:08

He's talking a lot smoother

20:09

I've seen him in Manchester

20:10

We did a signing over there

20:12

Like a year ago

20:12

How was he?

20:13

How was he then?

20:13

He's alright

20:15

No he's good

20:15

He's walking around

20:17

I mean

20:17

He's not

20:18

He's not 100%

20:19

He's not

20:20

Yeah

20:20

If someone goes

20:22

How's Brian Cowan

20:22

Nah

20:23

I listen

20:24

I think that

20:26

He's living

20:27

I don't think he's as sharp

20:29

As he used to be

20:30

Major brain injuries

20:31

He had some brain injuries

20:32

You know

20:32

Yeah

20:32

I mean especially

20:33

The car accident

20:34

With the train

20:35

That effect

20:35

The big one

20:37

After a long career

20:38

Of like

20:39

You know

20:39

A lot of rock and soccer

20:40

Robots fights

20:41

I worked with him

20:42

On Kingdom

20:42

Spent a week with him

20:44

I love Matt Hughes

20:44

And he was great

20:45

And we talked a lot about

20:47

He was like

20:48

I just want to be able

20:49

To wake up

20:50

Put my shoes on

20:51

You know

20:51

He didn't feel like

20:52

There was anything

20:52

But he was worried about it

20:53

This was before the accident

20:55

Yeah

20:55

I said

20:55

Do you ever

20:55

Do you ever

20:56

Do you ever

20:56

Do you ever

20:56

That was in 2005

20:57

No

20:59

That was 2015

21:01

10 years ago

21:03

Yeah

21:03

But what I'm saying

21:04

Is that he was

21:05

He was totally fine

21:07

And he just

21:07

But it was always a worry

21:08

For him

21:08

You know who seems

21:09

To be doing good

21:10

As Frank Trigg

21:10

You see him as a ref

21:11

Out there

21:12

Yeah

21:12

That's who you want

21:13

Looking nice and fat

21:14

Yeah

21:15

Trigg's big

21:16

Trigg's big

21:17

Trigg's big

21:18

Trigg's big

21:20

He's thick

21:20

He's thick

21:21

He's muscular

21:21

No no no

21:22

He seems happy

21:23

Man

21:24

I ran into him

21:24

A few times

21:25

But that's who you want

21:26

As a ref

21:26

Or as a judge

21:27

Make him a fucking judge

21:28

100%

21:29

Like these judges tonight

21:31

You know

21:31

No disrespect

21:32

What the fuck

21:33

Like you think

21:33

They're gonna be able

21:34

To judge Strickland's

21:35

Defensive strike

21:36

Fighters

21:36

I don't understand

21:36

Who knows who they have

21:38

Maybe they have good ones

21:39

Can I just tell you

21:40

Chris Lieben's been judging

21:41

Yeah Chris Lieben's great

21:43

He judged the last one

21:44

Yeah

21:44

When I'm having a bad day

21:46

I put in my knockout

21:48

Of Frank Trigg

21:49

You know why I think

21:51

Shot to this motherfucker

21:52

Let me tell you right now

21:53

I'm cool with everybody

21:55

I ever fought

21:55

Now

21:56

You know I

21:57

I used to fluctuate

21:58

You mean weight wise

22:00

Weight wise

22:01

Yeah you'd get thick

22:02

But in a good way

22:02

What would I fluctuate

22:03

In a good thing

22:04

I got fat

22:06

I remember when you were

22:06

A brown belt

22:07

I've known Matt

22:08

Since 1996

22:08

Yes

22:09

The only man I ever kissed

22:11

That's right

22:11

You cast me red on the lips

22:13

Yeah yeah yeah

22:13

But I was

22:14

You know

22:14

We'll have to explain it

22:15

I think you went to kiss me

22:16

On the cheek

22:16

And I moved my head

22:17

And then we

22:18

Yeah yeah yeah

22:18

Plus you smell good

22:19

It was eye contact

22:21

For the folks at home

22:22

Let me say this

22:22

So to key up

22:23

So what we do

22:24

Is when the first scorecard

22:26

The first time card

22:26

Rather

22:27

Clock

22:27

Countdown clock

22:28

Goes on

22:29

I'll give you the numbers

22:30

So you can sync up

22:31

458

22:32

454

22:34

453

22:35

452

22:36

451

22:37

450

22:38

449

22:39

Good enough

22:40

Alright figure it out

22:41

Alright so

22:42

First round

22:43

Matthews and Prado

22:43

I get that line over there Joe

22:45

Yes sir

22:45

Thanks sir

22:46

How's my favorite person

22:48

Hensel Gracie

22:49

Man you tell me

22:51

I talk to him

22:52

Through Instagram

22:53

Sometimes

22:53

He's all over the world

22:54

I gotta get Henzo in here

22:57

He is the best

23:00

We almost did it one time

23:01

He was in Austin

23:02

But the timing was bad

23:03

He's so smart

23:04

He was just recently in Austin

23:05

Henzo's so smart

23:06

Well he's got gyms

23:07

All over the world right

23:08

Oh yeah

23:09

He's brilliant

23:09

He's just a brilliant

23:10

One of a kind

23:11

The best

23:12

Was it Ricardo Almeida

23:16

Doing judging too

23:17

He was doing judging

23:18

He was judging

23:19

He was the first one

23:20

I heard of

23:20

This is the guy you're high on

23:21

Right here Matthews

23:22

I like Jake Matthews

23:23

I don't know

23:24

Let's see if he looks

23:25

To take it to the floor

23:26

He looks sharp on his feet

23:28

He's got a big advantage

23:29

On the floor

23:29

Nice

23:30

He's sharp on his feet

23:31

His defense has been looking good

23:32

His defense has been looking very good

23:35

Just gets low

23:36

And sits down

23:37

He's super technical

23:39

And he's like I said

23:40

He's one of those guys

23:40

That seems to me

23:41

Like he's going to break out

23:42

Into the top five

23:43

He's one of those guys

23:45

That's got the talent

23:46

And he's real young

23:47

How old is Jake Matthews

23:48

Young Jamie

23:49

He's been around a hot second

23:50

Maybe 29

23:51

If I'm guessing

23:52

I'd say 31

23:53

But he's just like

23:55

One of those guys

23:56

That's always been like

23:57

At the cusp

23:58

It's an interesting

23:59

Lower back tattoo

24:00

I'll tell you that much

24:00

Do you like it?

24:01

Yeah

24:02

What does it make you think of?

24:04

I don't know

24:04

It's an interesting idea

24:05

Like I'm going to cover

24:06

Just that part of my

24:07

What are you thinking

24:08

The tramp stamp

24:09

I mean it's

24:09

It's not so much like that

24:11

It's more of a

24:12

Maybe he's going to do

24:14

The whole back

24:15

It looks like

24:16

It looks like the beginning

24:17

Of a whole back tattoo

24:18

When he was goofing on me

24:19

Yeah

24:20

It's probably

24:20

But that's like a tribal thing

24:21

That's like a New Zealand tattoo

24:23

Yeah maybe

24:23

Or it looks like a Japanese

24:24

Oh

24:25

Good uppercuts inside

24:26

Good knees too

24:27

Oh

24:28

Damn

24:29

Matthews is fucking dangerous

24:31

Doesn't that dude look like

24:32

Drew Dober?

24:33

Prado?

24:34

A little bit

24:34

A lot

24:35

Nobody has Drew Dober's

24:37

Just not quite as handsome

24:39

That's like Drew Dober's bitter

24:40

Younger brother

24:41

Who's not as good looking

24:42

God damn it

24:43

Fucking Drew

24:45

I bring my girlfriends over

24:46

They're staring at Drew

24:47

Stop

24:48

He does look like him

24:49

With his perfect features

24:50

As he chews gum

24:50

I'd always be chewing gum

24:52

Always on his tippy toes

24:53

When he's fighting

24:54

Who's got fucking better

24:55

Like constant staying on the ball

24:57

Of their feet

24:58

Than Drew Dober

24:58

He's always like light on his feet

25:01

Always super light on his feet

25:02

He has a chin like Mr. Incredible

25:03

It's ridiculous

25:05

Beast striker too

25:06

Beast striker

25:07

Fun fighter

25:09

Yeah

25:09

Oh my god

25:10

These guys are fucking

25:12

I wish

25:14

Matthews has a good jiu-jitsu man

25:16

I'm telling you

25:17

Oh he's got good everything man

25:18

Matthews is super well-rounded

25:20

Somebody's gonna get knocked out

25:22

But Prado's good too man

25:24

This is a good fight

25:25

Yeah

25:26

Somebody's gonna connect

25:27

This guy's got that anger

25:28

Drew Dober being handsomer than him too

25:30

That shit carries you a long way

25:33

It does

25:33

Think about it

25:34

Because it's just a little bit

25:35

It's like god damn it

25:36

If my nose was just a little different

25:37

Yeah

25:38

Eyes were just a little more vibrant

25:39

He's like a poor man's Drew Dober

25:41

Yeah

25:41

Almost

25:42

Just nice

25:43

You know how like Kanye dated that new lady

25:46

He's married

25:46

That girl looks a lot like him

25:47

Where she's hot

25:48

But it's not Kim

25:49

Right

25:50

I think she's hotter than Kim

25:51

I think she's way hotter than Kim

25:53

You've seen Kim in person?

25:54

I have

25:54

I've worked with him

25:55

Yeah but we see pictures bro

25:57

Come on

25:57

What's the difference?

25:58

No Kim is beautiful

25:58

But I mean come on

25:59

You know what's like

26:01

It's like Drew Dober's

26:01

Royals Royce Phantom

26:02

And he's a Chrysler 300

26:03

I think that girl was born

26:05

Looking like that though

26:06

You know what I'm saying?

26:07

I agree

26:07

I agree

26:08

Facts

26:08

Like I don't think

26:09

Like I was mad when she showed up

26:10

To the Grammys naked

26:12

I was like

26:12

This is ridiculous

26:13

I'm like

26:13

You gay?

26:14

Wait this is a fake ass or no?

26:16

I don't think it's a real ass

26:17

I think hers is

26:18

I don't think her tits are real

26:19

I think her tits might be real

26:20

They're all real

26:21

Shut your mouth

26:21

Facts

26:22

If you can touch them

26:24

They're real

26:24

Shut your dirty whore

26:26

Shut your dirty whore

26:28

Oh that's not surprising

26:30

Oh shit

26:31

Nice

26:32

Does that count as a takedown?

26:38

Hey dude that's condescending

26:41

It's a home run

26:42

Hey that's fucking condescending

26:43

No that's a field goal

26:44

That is so rude

26:45

You were joking

26:46

You were joking

26:46

It's a field goal Brian

26:48

I like to get people

26:49

You know I like to ask the questions

26:50

That novices are asking

26:52

Oh right right right

26:53

I do that sometimes

26:54

In podcasts

26:54

You gotta create some energy

26:55

In the podcast

26:56

I ask questions

26:57

I can't get people too relaxed

26:58

Yeah come on man

26:59

Get him down now

27:00

Put him down

27:01

Oh my goodness

27:01

Oh my goodness

27:02

Dude Prado

27:02

Oh my goodness

27:03

Prado

27:04

I've been a Prado fan

27:07

For a long time

27:08

Oh

27:08

Oh

27:09

Somebody's getting caught

27:11

Somebody's getting caught

27:12

Great defense

27:13

Jake is clean man

27:14

He's clean

27:14

I like the way this dude strikes

27:16

These guys have been doing some boxing

27:17

Super technical man

27:19

But hyper aggressive too

27:21

Look at that

27:21

Oh

27:21

He blocked it though

27:23

He blocked it

27:23

He hit him with the Yair

27:24

Yeah

27:25

They're jumping around

27:25

Oh he's bleeding now

27:27

Damn

27:27

Uh oh

27:28

Prado's busted up

27:29

On his right eyebrow

27:30

Yeah

27:30

Joe you know

27:31

One of my favorite moments

27:32

When you guys fuck it up

27:33

When you had um

27:34

Zuckerberg on

27:35

And he goes

27:35

I hunt

27:36

Oh no

27:37

I went like this

27:38

Yes

27:39

What does he hunt

27:41

He just

27:43

I went yes

27:43

He goes

27:43

And then my favorite goes

27:45

I bow hunt

27:45

I went

27:46

Thank you god

27:47

I love you

27:48

Cause I saw Joe go

27:49

I saw Joe go

27:50

Do you

27:51

What kind of bow do you use

27:54

I think he did

27:54

He just forgot his bow

27:56

Oh

27:56

You forgot the name of his bow

27:57

Listen there's levels to this shit

28:00

I would never forget

28:01

My bow

28:02

But I'm a fanatic

28:04

Like I shoot archery every day

28:06

Yeah

28:07

Cause you shoot bows and arrows

28:09

Yeah he does

28:09

This video of him doing

28:11

He has

28:11

No no no

28:12

He definitely has

28:13

That's like saying I play laser tag

28:14

He definitely bow hunts pigs

28:16

He lives

28:17

He lives on an island

28:18

He has an island in Kauai

28:19

That's infested with wild pigs

28:21

He knows he does hunt them

28:23

I've seen videos of him doing it

28:24

I've seen it

28:24

It's just

28:25

Someone gives him a bow

28:26

He doesn't look at it

28:27

He doesn't care

28:28

Somebody teaches him how to shoot

28:29

He doesn't know what release he has

28:31

If I said what do you have

28:32

You have a stand

28:32

You have a wise guy

28:34

What do you have

28:34

What do you have

28:35

Do you use a hinge

28:36

Do you have a knock to it

28:37

If you're going to talk bows with Joe

28:40

Or pool

28:41

Or even cars

28:42

You better come correct

28:43

So I just know when he goes

28:45

I bow hunt

28:47

And I thought

28:47

Oh buddy

28:48

But this is Zuckerberg 2.0

28:50

And I love it

28:50

He looks great

28:51

He looks awesome

28:52

He's doing testosterone

28:53

He's doing jiu-jitsu

28:54

He's awesome

28:55

I don't know if he's doing tests

28:56

I hope he's doing tests

28:57

I think he is

28:58

But he certainly looks a lot thicker

29:00

He looks great

29:00

When he came in

29:01

I was laughing at him

29:02

I'm like your neck looks bigger

29:03

Look at your neck

29:04

Yes

29:04

He turned into a conservative

29:06

Yes

29:06

Well it's convenient

29:08

Well also hard work

29:09

Makes you think that way

29:10

Hard work physically

29:12

Makes you like

29:14

Appreciate some masculine aspects of life

29:16

Joe I need a light

29:17

I'll tell you right now

29:18

If he fought Elon Musk

29:20

And Elon Musk is sleeping on the jiu-jitsu

29:22

I know he's

29:23

Cause sometimes when you hear Elon Musk

29:25

Talking about the fighting

29:26

You're like

29:26

Shit stick to the fucking rockets buddy

29:29

I don't wanna see either of them

29:30

When you're that rich

29:31

This fight is heating up kids

29:33

These guys are

29:34

Elon has some wide hips though

29:35

He's a big fella

29:38

Oh Jesus

29:38

His hips like Trump

29:40

He looks like warm cheese

29:41

You see him with his shirt off

29:42

God bless

29:42

I love him

29:42

He's a lot thinner now

29:44

He got on that Ozempic sun

29:45

Oh okay

29:45

Dude everybody's

29:46

What is with that shit

29:48

He's got

29:48

His skin is so white

29:50

I've seen darker clouds

29:52

But what

29:52

Well it's a little bit of a cheat code

29:54

Because what it does

29:54

Is it makes you not hungry

29:55

And so people don't eat as much

29:57

And you go in a calorie deficit

29:58

But you could do that on your own

29:59

They use it for addiction

30:00

It's called discipline

30:01

It's a cheat code

30:02

People but the best way to do it

30:04

If you want to do it on your own

30:05

Just only eat meat

30:06

I swear to god

30:07

You'll lose a shit ton of weight

30:09

And feel good

30:10

And feel good

30:11

And also weight of colitis

30:11

It does wonders for my

30:12

Did you have that?

30:13

Yeah I got it

30:14

That's why I was at dinner tonight

30:16

They're using Ozempic for addiction

30:19

It's a lot of stomachs

30:19

Yeah Ozempic's got a bunch of other uses too

30:22

And it's also like for diabetes

30:23

Doesn't it stop addiction overall though

30:25

I heard people

30:25

Yeah cause it blocks

30:26

Drug addiction

30:27

Yeah

30:27

But what is it

30:28

It ruins your bones

30:30

There's gotta be

30:30

Is there any tests on it

30:32

Like in the long run

30:33

Well

30:33

The problem is

30:34

Anytime you go into calorie deficit

30:36

Your body starts eating itself

30:37

So what people are losing

30:39

Is not just fat

30:40

They're losing muscle

30:41

And bone density

30:42

So Peter Attia

30:44

Who's a good friend of mine

30:44

Did some studies on his patients

30:46

That did it

30:47

And he found that

30:48

Even when they lost weight

30:49

They got fatter

30:50

So they actually gained more fat

30:52

And they lost muscle

30:53

Ain't that a bitch

30:54

And bone mass

30:55

Ah

30:56

You know what that

30:56

You wanna be weaker

30:57

But this is what I think

30:58

I think

30:58

Were those people lifting weights

31:00

While they were on that stuff

31:01

Here's the thing

31:01

I feel like you gotta do something

31:03

To mitigate the fact

31:04

That you're

31:05

And also

31:05

Just

31:07

You can't

31:07

You gotta be rational

31:08

You can't like

31:09

Just try to starve yourself

31:11

Into thinness

31:12

Because you're gonna fuck your organs up

31:13

It's not good

31:14

What you really should do

31:16

Is make sure you consume

31:18

Enough calories

31:19

To support

31:19

Any kind of physical exercise

31:21

You're doing

31:21

And then make sure

31:22

You do physical exercise

31:23

While you're also

31:24

Taking that stuff

31:25

And maybe then

31:26

You can keep some muscle

31:27

And bone mass

31:27

That takes discipline

31:28

They wanna just take the shot

31:29

And get skinny and lean

31:30

People do get skinny though

31:31

It works

31:32

And it sucks

31:33

Being a fat guy

31:34

Right

31:35

But how fat were you Matt?

31:36

How about this

31:37

Like right now

31:38

I'm buck 85

31:39

Okay

31:40

What?

31:41

You see my

31:41

Oh okay

31:42

You're good bro

31:42

Let me see

31:43

Oh nice

31:44

Nice body

31:44

He needed to see it

31:47

No but

31:48

Let me get my hand out

31:48

When I was a fatty

31:49

I was up to 230

31:51

And I'm 5'6

31:52

God damn

31:52

That's a thing

31:53

If you got fat

31:54

You'd be like

31:54

Oh Brendan's a little husky

31:56

I've been fat

31:56

When you're my height

31:57

I'm pointing to Joe too

31:59

He's taller than me though

32:00

230 is a lot

32:01

Dude I was heavy

32:02

That must have hurt your joints

32:03

Did that hurt your joints?

32:05

Not so much my joints

32:07

It's just I felt like a fucking fat guy

32:09

What were you eating?

32:09

How was he?

32:10

Your lower back didn't fuck with you or nothing?

32:13

Well my lower back went out at one point

32:15

And I'm sure that didn't help it

32:16

You know

32:17

But I was

32:18

And then I got on TRT

32:19

But I was still heavy

32:20

Because I'd be eating like a fucking pig

32:21

But this goes back to the trig thing

32:23

Because I didn't want to sound like a bully

32:24

The only reason I fuck with that guy still

32:26

Is because after I knocked him out

32:28

Years later

32:29

Then I got fat

32:29

He called me up one time

32:31

Looking for Al Iaquinta's number

32:32

So I go

32:33

Oh sure

32:33

I gave it to him

32:34

He had Al on the show

32:35

When Al was getting off

32:36

He goes

32:36

Hey

32:36

Tell the beer keg

32:38

I said hello

32:39

So I don't forget shit like that

32:41

I don't forget it

32:42

So now that he's a fat guy

32:44

And I'm in shape

32:45

I like to take a shout out

32:47

It's fair

32:48

Oh Jake Matthews

32:49

You don't forget

32:49

A good right hand

32:51

I hope he goes for a fucking takedown man

32:54

You really like his jiu-jitsu that much Matt?

32:56

I've seen

32:57

I know he has it

32:58

So like why

32:59

This guy

33:00

I don't use it

33:00

I think he's doing really well on the feet

33:02

That's why

33:03

He wants to get a KO

33:04

But Al Iaquinta

33:05

People forget

33:05

Khabib couldn't take him down

33:08

Al would survive with Khabib

33:10

But still

33:11

A short notice for Al

33:13

I know it's a different fight for Khabib

33:15

But he struggled in that fight

33:16

Al had his moments

33:17

Al did a good job defending

33:19

He was also set to fight Paul Felder

33:21

So he was about to fight a totally different fight

33:23

Totally different fight

33:24

24 hours notice

33:25

He had the best fight with Khabib

33:27

That anybody ever had

33:28

It's amazing

33:29

Yeah he did

33:30

He didn't get dominated

33:31

He lost the fight

33:33

But he didn't get dominated

33:34

A lot like Conor did

33:35

Or a lot of other guys did

33:36

We got smashed

33:37

Conor had some success too

33:38

In that though

33:38

He did

33:39

Yeah if you watch it

33:40

Again

33:40

He did better against Khabib

33:43

Almost than anybody else

33:44

Conor

33:44

Yeah

33:45

Yeah

33:45

And his camp was atrocious that time

33:48

It was

33:48

Bad camp

33:49

Yeah

33:49

Why

33:50

His trainer talks about

33:51

It was like a dark camp

33:52

He wasn't training with the team

33:54

He was like in his head

33:55

He was like it was a dark camp

33:57

It was horrible

33:57

This is post Floyd

33:58

Yes

33:59

Yeah that's a problem too right

34:01

You get ready for a boxing match

34:02

With one of the all time greats

34:04

You gotta take six months

34:05

Where you're not doing any takedowns

34:07

No leg kicks

34:08

No nothing

34:08

All you're doing is boxing

34:09

That idea

34:10

You're not gonna take any extra energy

34:12

And train your fucking jiu-jitsu

34:14

When you're training for a Floyd Mayweather

34:15

Boxing fight

34:15

And you got Khabib

34:16

The greatest grappler we've seen out there

34:17

Waiting for you

34:18

It's a terrible idea

34:19

When he's on top of him

34:20

Going let's talk now

34:21

Now the other side is

34:22

You made a ton of money

34:23

Did you hear it

34:23

You were right

34:24

You were there for that fight

34:25

Yeah

34:25

Who was it that said

34:27

Someone said recently

34:29

That I think if the

34:30

Conor McGregor

34:31

Who beat Eddie Alvarez

34:33

Face Khabib

34:34

Would have been a completely different fight

34:35

I probably said that

34:37

I don't remember who it was

34:38

But I listened to that

34:40

And I said you know what

34:41

I think that's true

34:41

How do you solve that

34:42

I think he was a different guy

34:43

But I think he was a different guy

34:45

He was a fucking animal

34:46

Space management

34:47

I think it was Khabib

34:48

That said that

34:49

Yeah but your wrestling

34:49

I'm fucking around

34:50

That's coach

34:50

Khabib's coach

34:52

Khabib's wrestling doesn't care about that

34:54

Once he closed distance

34:55

It'd be a problem for Conor

34:56

Oh it's always gonna be a problem

34:57

But Conor was so fucking good

35:00

On his feet back then

35:01

So good

35:01

So elusive too

35:03

I like the clips of him

35:05

Getting interviewed

35:06

Back in the day

35:06

Saying partying is weakness

35:08

For your soul

35:09

And then his clips now

35:10

Of him being like

35:11

Nah

35:11

He's fucking all pumped up

35:12

Oh the ship has sailed

35:13

It's like

35:14

We want him to come back

35:15

And it didn't happen

35:16

Well he knows too

35:17

Jimmy

35:17

Of course he knows

35:18

Oh my god

35:19

Jake Matthews is walking this thing down

35:20

Jake shouldn't get him out of there

35:21

He's swinging

35:22

He's put on this

35:23

If you're the first to find the main card

35:25

You're there to finish

35:25

Well also he's trying to make a name for himself

35:28

And he's in Australia

35:29

You know

35:30

Home country

35:30

The whole deal

35:31

Prado's in this

35:32

That's where he's from right

35:33

Isn't he from

35:34

I think he is

35:34

He's Australian

35:35

Yeah you have to have your hometown boys

35:38

When you have a fight on a card

35:40

In the motherland

35:42

That's why poor Strickland

35:43

Going back there

35:45

Yeah but Drickus is from South Africa

35:46

It's kind of neutral ground

35:48

Same area

35:49

Same area

35:50

Same area

35:51

It's just different continent

35:53

But you know what I mean

35:53

Totally close

35:54

Closer than fucking Vegas

35:57

Where Strickland is

35:58

Yeah not much

35:59

I just rewatched that one

36:01

That's gotta be a bitch though

36:02

Matt

36:02

How'd you score it?

36:03

Do you ever fight

36:03

And have to get ready for it?

36:04

Hold on B

36:04

How'd you score it?

36:05

It was so close

36:08

Because I gave it to Strickland

36:08

I

36:09

What's that?

36:09

You gave it to Strickland?

36:10

Yeah

36:10

It was

36:12

I mean

36:13

How much do you

36:13

The takedowns

36:14

How much do you give for the takedowns?

36:15

He didn't do

36:16

I don't think he got struck

36:17

At all on the floor

36:18

So it's like

36:19

How do you score those?

36:20

I thought Strickland won

36:22

I thought he won three to two

36:23

But it was very

36:25

I mean

36:25

It's all how you

36:26

The other

36:27

I'll tell you though

36:28

Drickus does

36:29

He mixes in those takedowns

36:30

And I think that could

36:31

Sway some judges

36:32

They say big moments

36:35

Instead of the whole round

36:36

He's a big dude too

36:37

He also pushes forward

36:39

So

36:39

You remember

36:40

Strickland's the one

36:40

Who pushes forward always

36:41

He's got

36:42

But

36:44

Octagon control

36:44

When you

36:45

When you go through

36:46

The judges last

36:47

No I understand

36:48

But the thing about Drickus

36:49

Is he's going to be

36:50

Moving forward always

36:51

And I think

36:52

Sean is used to

36:53

Moving forward himself

36:54

So he's going to be

36:55

Fighting on his back foot

36:56

But then also

36:56

Strickland's not getting points

36:57

Because his defense is so good

36:59

He's blocking a lot of shots

37:01

But it looks like they're landing

37:02

But he's actually blocking

37:03

Yeah he rolls good

37:04

With that Philly shell

37:04

But how much did that cut

37:06

How much did that affect him?

37:07

If that happened early on

37:09

He said he was a one-eyed guy

37:10

Early on

37:11

Plus the judges see that

37:13

That's damaged

37:13

That's the number one

37:14

Judging criteria

37:15

What caused that cut?

37:18

A headbutt they said

37:19

Was it a headbutt or a punch?

37:20

I thought it was a headbutt

37:21

It was a great fight though

37:22

Still a very good fight

37:24

People that say it's boring

37:25

I'm like man

37:25

I thought it was great

37:26

It was high level

37:28

Very high level

37:28

I'd imagine Duplessis

37:29

You're hard to get ready

37:30

Because you can't find anybody

37:31

Who spars like that

37:32

Can't mimic him

37:33

Right

37:33

It's like he almost fights

37:34

Like a drunk guy in a bar

37:35

Well like pro Oscar

37:36

Good luck getting ready for that

37:38

That was awesome

37:39

His last fight

37:40

Oh my god

37:41

He puts him

37:42

He like trusts his

37:43

Like spider sense

37:44

He goes right in front

37:45

He's like

37:45

Crazy

37:47

It's crazy man

37:49

And his head movement

37:50

Has gotten so much better

37:51

And those counters

37:52

Those pull counters

37:53

He hit him with a couple

37:55

Of pull left hands

37:56

And then a right hook

37:57

Counter after that

37:58

Oh my goodness

37:59

It was blah blah

38:00

It was like

38:01

Duck the punch

38:02

Blah blah

38:02

What do you do with Yeri though

38:05

You know

38:05

Well it's like

38:06

One more

38:07

And then maybe

38:08

Tries Alex again

38:09

I got one for you

38:10

What about Robert Whittaker

38:11

At 205

38:11

Yeri

38:12

Robert Whittaker

38:13

Yeri

38:13

Is that what Robert

38:14

Robert wants to do

38:15

He wants to go to 205

38:16

Really

38:16

That's crazy

38:17

For a guy who started

38:18

At 170

38:18

At 170

38:19

It's tough

38:20

You've said it's tough

38:21

For him to make 85

38:22

Well

38:22

He's bigger now

38:24

Robert Whittaker's

38:25

Fucking thick

38:26

Imagine

38:26

I mean

38:28

We've seen it before

38:28

What about Rumble

38:29

Rumble starts at 170

38:31

Moves up to heavyweight

38:32

I was doing

38:33

I was doing a warrior with him

38:34

He was 230

38:35

On set

38:36

230 and not fat

38:37

And he sucked down at 170

38:38

Bro he was so big

38:39

I ran into him in a hotel once

38:41

I'm like how the fuck

38:42

Are you ever 170

38:43

His head is as big

38:44

He was so big

38:45

His shoulders were as wide

38:46

As a barn

38:47

And he sucked down at 170

38:48

And he didn't have an ounce

38:50

Of fat on him

38:51

He was 235

38:51

He's walking around at 235

38:52

He can't be healthy

38:53

No

38:53

That should be illegal

38:54

But when he would get in there

38:55

Oh my god

38:56

He would hit guys

38:57

They would just go flying

38:58

What did he die of?

38:59

I don't know

39:00

He had some sort of organ failure

39:01

He has an organ failure

39:02

Some organ thing

39:04

Tragic

39:04

What is that Alp?

39:06

What is that?

39:06

That's one of them

39:07

This is Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouch

39:09

Oh he's got his own thing?

39:10

Yeah that's Tucker's

39:11

They're good

39:13

They're really good

39:14

Are they?

39:14

Yeah they're very good

39:15

Tropical

39:15

Well the people from Zinn

39:17

Didn't like him apparently

39:18

Oh is that what happened?

39:19

He said something

39:20

Joking around

39:21

That'll make your dick grow

39:22

Just playing around

39:23

And they said something about

39:25

I don't fuck with Zinn either

39:26

We don't think that

39:27

And we don't agree with

39:29

What he said

39:29

It's not true

39:30

Like duh

39:31

Duh

39:32

Nobody really thinks

39:32

It makes your dick grow

39:33

I didn't fuck with Zinn before

39:34

I definitely don't know

39:35

Scott

39:35

Why don't you fuck with it?

39:36

It's a corporation

39:36

Corporations are owned by

39:38

You don't like the nicotine?

39:39

They're run by people

39:40

I love nicotine

39:41

Black buffalo

39:41

Who don't want to be involved

39:43

With anything controversial

39:44

They probably thought that

39:45

That being involved

39:46

With Tucker Carlson

39:47

Was controversial

39:47

So he started his own thing

39:50

So he started his own thing

39:50

It's really good

39:51

They're better

39:52

You ever seen Tucker

39:53

Drives like an old school

39:54

F-100?

39:55

Yeah because he doesn't want

39:56

The government to have access

39:57

To his GPS

39:57

No electronics

39:58

He's got a carburetor

39:59

Love it

40:00

Love it

40:02

Well if you're that guy

40:03

If you're doing

40:04

Two hour episodes

40:06

About a guy who supposedly

40:07

Sucked Obama's dick

40:08

That was wild

40:09

I had to listen

40:11

I had to give it a go

40:13

You gotta be

40:13

You know

40:14

Watching

40:14

You're six

40:15

What did you do?

40:20

Dude that was a fight

40:21

That was a very good fight

40:22

Yeah he's got that though

40:24

Matthews

40:24

I think

40:24

Yeah he does

40:26

But Prado's a badass

40:27

Motherfucker man

40:27

Yeah it was a good fight

40:28

Fuck

40:29

Jake's so good and tight

40:30

Yeah

40:31

Look at this though

40:32

There's the trip

40:33

There's the takedown

40:34

Tucker's way bigger

40:35

Now that he's on his own

40:36

Yeah

40:36

Oh yeah way bigger

40:37

Way bigger

40:38

He's so good

40:39

He's undeniable

40:40

He's a super nice guy

40:41

Yeah

40:42

Like I had a friend of mine

40:44

Had him on his podcast

40:45

And he has this lady

40:46

Who works with him

40:47

That's like real liberal

40:48

And he said

40:49

She didn't want to like him

40:50

But she loved him

40:50

By the end of the show

40:51

He seems like a nice guy

40:53

He's a great guy

40:53

He knows exactly

40:54

Why he stands where he stands

40:56

Like he's really thought out

40:57

Every position it feels

40:58

Well he's not a liar

40:59

He was a little weird

41:00

When he was on Fox

41:01

Cause you know

41:01

Cause he's pushing the agenda

41:02

But then when he went on his own

41:03

I'm like yeah I fuck with him

41:04

Yeah but he was also fighting

41:05

People who were

41:06

Towards the end of Fox

41:07

Towards the end of his run

41:08

He was like the only guy on the news

41:09

Talking about real shit

41:10

Yeah

41:11

That's what he left

41:12

And talking about things

41:13

That were very controversial

41:14

And people did not want him talking about

41:16

And that's why they fired him

41:16

They fired him when he was at the top

41:18

That's what's crazy

41:19

He was the number one guy on Fox

41:21

That was the Dominion shit though

41:22

But it was a lot of different things

41:24

There was multiple different

41:25

I mean it was

41:26

No one was happy

41:27

Both the Fox and CNN ratings

41:29

Suck cock

41:30

Final Kid gets more views

41:31

Yeah it's

41:32

At this point

41:33

It's a weird medium

41:35

Because there's too many commercials

41:36

You have to watch it

41:37

At the time that it's on

41:38

Cause that's how they make money

41:39

Through all the advertising

41:40

And it's all pharmaceutical companies

41:42

It's just too hard

41:43

To compete with the internet

41:44

When you have that

41:45

Hindering format

41:46

But also the news

41:48

On the internet

41:48

Comes out way faster

41:49

Oh yeah

41:50

Than on fucking

41:51

Mainstream

41:51

But I mean

41:52

They're good for

41:54

People that have

41:55

You know

41:57

Editorial talk

41:59

And breaking things down

42:01

In a funny way

42:02

And showing you clips

42:03

Of people going nutty

42:04

And you know

42:05

They're good for

42:06

Certain things

42:07

That's different

42:08

Than the internet

42:09

And then they put clips

42:09

Of those things

42:10

And those things

42:11

You know

42:11

It's kind of like

42:11

It's become almost

42:12

Like a viral internet show

42:13

Yeah

42:14

Cause each one of them

42:15

Like the 15 minute ones

42:16

When they put them out

42:17

You know

42:18

Those get a lot of views

42:18

Probably more than

42:19

They even get on television

42:20

Touch point

42:21

I don't know

42:21

It's weird

42:22

Because it's like

42:23

Regular television

42:25

Is bullshit

42:26

Nobody wants to watch it

42:28

Nobody wants to watch

42:29

Regular TV

42:30

You also don't trust it anymore

42:31

You just don't trust any of it

42:32

They even have sitcoms anymore

42:34

Like new ones and shit

42:35

You know

42:36

Miss Pat is a really good one

42:37

But it's on BET's app

42:38

She's great

42:39

She's great

42:39

But other than that

42:41

I don't know anybody

42:42

Who has a sitcom

42:42

I like tires

42:44

With Shane Gillis

42:45

Oh that's great

42:46

That's kind of a sitcom

42:47

I mean it's a single camera

42:48

It's like that type of

42:48

Yeah it's a show

42:49

But it's a

42:50

Yeah it's a comedy show

42:51

It's funny

42:52

Oh it's on Netflix

42:53

Netflix got it

42:54

They got season 2 coming

42:55

Oh that's gonna be great

42:57

It's all changed so much man

42:58

That's an enjoyable show

42:59

His business has changed

43:00

It's changed the man

43:01

He's funny

43:02

Theo and David Spade

43:03

Are doing a sitcom right

43:04

I think they're doing a movie

43:05

There's some funny shit coming back

43:06

Even that

43:07

The heavy

43:08

I don't want to say

43:09

The heavy set

43:10

Greek guy

43:11

But I don't think

43:12

I got his name

43:12

He's on your show

43:13

Stavos

43:14

Stavos

43:14

Yes he is

43:15

Stavos is the man

43:15

He's great

43:16

Let's start a cult

43:17

It's a good

43:18

You see it

43:19

Oh it's fucking funny

43:21

Oh it's like

43:22

It's a throwback

43:23

It's like a

43:23

It's one of those

43:24

Stupid silly comedies

43:25

It was good

43:26

Really good

43:26

He's a funny dude

43:27

To your point

43:28

There's not a lot

43:28

Is there

43:29

There's not dude

43:30

Well it used to be

43:31

The whole thing

43:32

Used to be the whole thing

43:33

On television

43:33

Was getting a sitcom

43:34

There's Stavos

43:34

This is great

43:35

I love this

43:36

I never saw it

43:37

It's good

43:37

I got

43:38

I bought it on Broadway

43:39

I

43:41

It's on Hulu

43:41

I think

43:42

I got it

43:43

If I saw

43:43

Maybe on here

43:44

Or somewhere

43:44

Stavos

43:46

This was great

43:47

This is a funny

43:47

This is a funny

43:48

A funny show

43:49

A funny movie

43:50

He's just so talented

43:51

Because it's not

43:52

Trying to push

43:52

A fucking

43:53

It's a movie

43:54

It's not

43:55

Giving a message

43:56

He's

43:56

Dude

43:57

He's showing his balls

43:59

It's fucking funny

44:00

It's just a funny

44:01

I don't want to get

44:03

Any messages

44:04

Delivered to me

44:04

I just want to have a good time

44:05

He's a funny dude

44:06

Yeah

44:07

I don't need that

44:07

I don't need you

44:08

Don't give me a message

44:09

I only watch documentaries

44:10

Really

44:11

Any OJ doc

44:13

Make more

44:14

Bro

44:14

You know what's good

44:14

You know what you like

44:15

Nosferado

44:16

Have you seen Nosferado

44:17

I watched it

44:18

I listened to your recommendation

44:20

It's a movie

44:22

People love it

44:23

It's the best vampire movie

44:24

Of all time

44:24

What do you think

44:25

Of American Prime

44:25

Oh I liked it

44:27

It's great

44:27

It's fucking great

44:28

Early on I told you

44:30

To watch that

44:30

That was fucking good

44:31

That's a great show

44:32

It reminds you of

44:33

The one with Leonardo

44:35

DiCaprio

44:36

The Reverend

44:36

I just can't stand here

44:38

When Brendan Shaw

44:39

Was disrespecting

44:39

Nosferado

44:40

You know why

44:41

If we're going to discuss it

44:44

It's going to be a spoiler

44:45

How he dies in the end

44:47

Just lays down

44:48

With the chick

44:49

In the sun

44:50

They had a pact

44:50

Should give herself to him

44:51

Bro

44:52

Is this a remake

44:54

Of the

44:54

The old one

44:56

Yeah

44:56

But it's got

44:57

A lot of different shit

44:58

Going on

44:58

But the dude

44:59

Who plays Nosferado

45:00

Is the same dude

45:02

Who played it

45:02

He played Pennywise

45:03

In it

45:03

It's real

45:05

You know what's a good show

45:06

Best vampire of all time

45:07

Scars

45:08

Something

45:09

Bill Scars

45:09

You see the old man

45:11

Jeff Bridges

45:12

It's good for one episode

45:13

That's it man

45:14

I fell off of it

45:15

Yeah it's really good

45:17

For one episode

45:17

You're like wow

45:18

Can they keep this going

45:19

And then it gets stupid

45:20

Oh it does

45:21

Yeah they get stupid

45:21

Dude

45:22

They're like wait a minute

45:23

They would track you

45:24

This is stupid

45:24

Hey that American prime evil

45:26

They can find you

45:27

You can't travel across the country

45:28

Shut the fuck

45:29

She's not going to fall in love with you

45:30

You kidnapped her

45:31

This is retarded

45:32

Hey that American prime evil

45:33

So is there a season two

45:34

Or is it just done

45:36

No it's done

45:36

Peter Burr can make a fucking movie

45:39

And a TV

45:39

Oh yeah

45:40

He made Painkiller

45:41

He made Painkiller

45:42

Yeah he's a beast

45:43

The Sackler

45:44

Sackler family thing

45:45

Why are the Sacklers not

45:46

On some island somewhere

45:48

That's a good question

45:49

What happens now

45:50

Mass murderer

45:51

Let's see what happens now

45:52

With Trump

45:52

Let's see what happens

45:54

They're the worst people

45:55

On the planet

45:55

Speaking of series

45:56

Before we get off series man

45:57

Because I love this shit

45:58

Silo

45:59

I'm watching now

46:00

Which is fucking great

46:01

I'm on the second season

46:03

I love finding something late

46:05

So there's like two seasons

46:06

I get excited

46:06

And even better

46:09

Grant Dawson

46:10

UFC fighter Grant Dawson

46:11

Bigger nerd than me

46:12

He gives me all shit to watch

46:13

From

46:15

Oh fuck

46:16

Give me something

46:18

What's from

46:18

What is from

46:19

That's the whitest

46:20

Oh it's good

46:20

That was so white dude

46:22

It was so good though

46:23

We tried to do an algebraic sterling

46:25

We will fucking

46:25

So good

46:26

You watching it

46:27

What is it

46:27

I'm finished it

46:28

Oh I'm on the first season

46:30

What is it

46:30

You got such a far way to go

46:32

It's

46:33

You want to explain it

46:34

How do you want to explain this

46:35

It is so good

46:37

It's almost like a twilight zone

46:39

They're trapped in a town

46:40

They cannot leave

46:41

And at night

46:42

These demons come out

46:43

And kill everyone

46:44

So they have to hide at night

46:45

Monsters come out at night

46:47

Monsters

46:48

Demons

46:48

What do the monsters look like

46:50

People

46:51

What?

46:52

They look like people

46:53

Yeah

46:53

Without giving too much

46:54

Like the first episode

46:55

There's a little girl

46:56

And all of a sudden

46:56

At the window

46:57

It's grandma

46:58

Let me in

47:00

They can't come in

47:00

So they try to get the kids

47:01

To let them in the house

47:02

And they devour them

47:05

And you can't fight them

47:06

You can't shoot them

47:07

They rip you apart

47:08

What are they?

47:09

They're just

47:10

That's the thing

47:11

It's almost like a

47:12

Lost type of show

47:13

You're like wait

47:14

What the fuck are they?

47:15

How'd they get there?

47:16

They were all traveling

47:17

On different parts

47:19

I don't want to give too much away

47:20

You know what?

47:20

It's hard to explain

47:21

It is hard to explain

47:22

It's very complicated

47:23

What's it on?

47:24

I bought it on Prime

47:26

I bought it on Apple

47:28

The first season

47:29

Oh Apple

47:29

That's right

47:30

Apple I think

47:31

Yeah

47:32

Oh so good

47:33

Season 3?

47:34

I'm on the first season

47:36

I'm almost done with it

47:37

Oh Jesus

47:37

It's got three fucking seasons?

47:39

Yeah three seasons

47:39

It's fantastic

47:40

Believable and scary as hell

47:41

Stephen King

47:42

Balls deep in it man

47:43

I like it

47:44

Damn I'm in

47:45

I'm in

47:46

Yeah it's great

47:47

I'm gonna write it down

47:47

But anyone knows

47:48

It's worse

47:49

This fight was epic

47:50

Fucking gasoline

47:51

There's no problem here

47:53

I'm prepared to die

47:54

That's what he said there

47:56

Fucking badass

47:57

Best men of weight fight

47:57

Of all time

47:59

Why do all black guys

48:01

Like anime?

48:01

That's not true

48:03

Not all black guys

48:05

But most people

48:05

I've never met a black guy

48:09

In my life

48:09

Who likes anime

48:10

Me neither

48:10

You never met a black guy

48:12

I haven't either

48:13

I haven't either

48:14

Are you serious?

48:14

This is the only one I know

48:16

Really?

48:16

Yeah

48:17

I'm thinking my student Marcus

48:19

My brother-in-law Edwin

48:20

They love

48:20

I mean

48:21

I don't know

48:23

I can go on

48:24

Is it a younger kid

48:25

I don't know

48:25

I don't know

48:26

No man

48:27

Edwin's

48:28

You know

48:28

Shit

48:29

40

48:29

Yeah he's 40

48:30

That's weird

48:31

Or something

48:32

Yeah

48:32

I don't know

48:33

Not all black

48:34

Let me just put that out there

48:36

Not all black guys

48:37

Black guys ain't damn something

48:38

With anime

48:39

It's like anime

48:39

You know

48:40

It took the place

48:43

Of kung fu movies

48:44

Is that what it is

48:45

Oh yeah

48:46

The NFL players are arguing

48:47

Over their favorite anime show

48:48

Are they really?

48:49

What is it?

48:50

NFL players

48:51

The first hundred

48:54

I just fast forward to 200

48:57

And I was like

48:57

Oh solid animation

48:58

My daughter was in this anime

49:00

Hard

49:00

Interesting

49:01

I can't get into it

49:03

Yo I had my one fighter

49:05

Young Marcus

49:06

He was down two rounds

49:07

And I went in

49:08

In a third round

49:09

I know he loves anime

49:09

I go Marcus

49:10

Forget that shit

49:12

You're living your anime movie

49:14

And you're the fucking hero

49:15

And I fucking went nuts

49:16

And he's like

49:17

Yeah

49:17

Yeah

49:17

He went out

49:18

And fucking strangled the guy

49:19

I go dude

49:21

Come on man

49:22

That's awesome

49:23

Black star

49:24

Well let me see that later Joe

49:26

Thanks brother

49:27

Alright

49:28

That's weird that that worked

49:30

Look at that kid

49:34

What?

49:34

What did I do?

49:35

Look at Izzy right there

49:36

I thought you were going to say

49:39

He went out and got it knocked out

49:40

I love that guy

49:40

Oh he's a hall of fame inductee

49:42

Fight wing

49:43

The Kelvin Gasoline fight

49:45

Oh my god

49:46

Izzy

49:46

Fuck yeah

49:47

That's well worth

49:48

One of the greatest fights of all time

49:50

Legend

49:50

Look at that jacket

49:51

Oh what's going on?

49:55

Did he just get inducted into the

49:57

Yeah for the Kelvin Gasoline fight

49:59

Wow

49:59

Rightfully so

50:00

Yeah rightfully so

50:01

That was an amazing fight

50:02

Oh my god

50:03

That was one of the greatest all time fights

50:05

So good

50:06

Gasoline

50:07

Gasoline

50:07

How do you like this motherfucker?

50:08

One of those

50:09

Just pull down there

50:09

Oh

50:10

Oh here we go

50:12

Cruden

50:12

Oh I got you

50:13

I'm tarting

50:15

Target is alive

50:18

Hey can I have something where you just go like this?

50:20

Oh fucking around

50:21

Is it working?

50:22

Nah I don't know

50:23

Dude I listen

50:23

Is it out of juice?

50:24

Yeah I'll help you

50:25

Alright

50:25

Yeah it's out of juice

50:26

Oh here

50:26

Oh there you go

50:27

Thank god

50:28

I thought I was just a moron

50:29

Yeah there's something in there

50:30

It's in the bottom

50:32

It's a little hole

50:33

Where's your school Matt?

50:34

Huntington

50:35

Long Island

50:36

Yeah man

50:38

Holy shit

50:39

I met you in like 98

50:41

96 probably

50:42

96

50:43

Yeah when you were on Mad TV

50:44

That's right

50:45

At the Gracie Kukuk Academy

50:47

That's when I got my blue belt from Hansel

50:50

Matt remember when I met you?

50:51

We went to your gym

50:53

It was like you picked us up

50:55

You picked us up at the train station

50:57

Yeah

50:57

You had a gig

50:58

I was gonna fight BJ Penn

50:59

I was leaving that night I think

51:02

To go drive to Connecticut

51:04

That's right

51:04

And you had a gig somewhere

51:06

I picked you and Eddie Bravo up

51:07

At the Hicksville train station

51:08

Yep

51:09

We took a train from the city

51:11

Out to Long Island

51:12

Went to Matt's gym

51:13

It was awesome

51:14

I showed you my apartment

51:15

In the basement

51:15

Yes

51:16

Yes

51:16

Where you piss into the bucket

51:17

Every night

51:18

He was drinking so much water

51:20

And because he was training

51:21

And living in the gym

51:22

He had an apartment in the gym

51:24

And he had a big old piss bucket

51:26

So he could take a jug

51:28

Like a gallon jug

51:29

And stick his dick in it

51:30

And put it right

51:31

And screw it back on

51:31

So he didn't have to get out of bed

51:32

You know how you don't want to get up

51:33

It was the best

51:35

I piss in the sink

51:35

I did that for so long

51:37

That I

51:38

Even when I got married

51:40

I'd be doing it

51:41

And then finally

51:41

My wife just says

51:43

Listen

51:43

I'm done

51:44

You gotta

51:45

I'm done with that shit

51:46

I can't do this

51:46

And I'm like alright

51:48

Piss in a jug next to him man

51:50

Also to just be hearing the fucking

51:51

Psss

51:52

And the fucking

51:52

Hitting the fucking Snapple bottle

51:54

One time

51:55

My mother-in-law was over

51:57

One time

51:57

She was helping her clean the room

51:58

She's like

51:59

Why is that the Snapple

52:00

She's like

52:01

Put it down

52:02

Put it down

52:03

But uh

52:05

Yeah man

52:06

I don't do that no more

52:07

I don't do that no more

52:08

But fucking

52:09

Yeah

52:10

I'll never forget man

52:12

That was like an awesome thing to see though

52:14

You had such dedication

52:15

You were living

52:16

In the gym

52:17

He just had a bedroom there

52:19

He's like

52:19

All I'm doing is just training

52:20

Just constant training

52:21

Living here

52:22

Teaching and training

52:23

I get flashbacks now

52:24

Of that now

52:24

Because sometimes

52:25

Like on Mondays

52:25

I'll do the 7 a.m.

52:26

And I'll do the noon also

52:28

Before I go home

52:29

And do Unfiltered with Jimmy

52:30

So I'll take a nap

52:32

In my lounge

52:32

And he brings me like flashbacks

52:34

Of between classes

52:35

Of like when I was younger

52:36

And I like

52:37

You know what I mean

52:38

But now I got my

52:38

My castle

52:39

Well how about John Donner

52:40

Fucking used to sleep on the mats

52:42

He probably still is

52:43

The guy was a professor

52:44

At Columbia

52:45

John would be

52:46

I mean yeah

52:47

He was working on his PhD

52:48

Did John come out here

52:49

Yeah he's out here

52:50

Yeah he's out here

52:51

He was one of the first guys

52:52

I talked him into it

52:53

Like way back in the day

52:54

In the middle of the pandemic

52:55

They were in Puerto Rico

52:56

I was like

52:57

Get out of there

52:57

The way he can

52:58

He's got a great sense

52:59

Of humor too

53:00

Oh John's great

53:00

People don't know about him

53:01

Oh yeah he's a little twisted

53:02

He's twisted

53:03

Literally for a long time

53:04

Like they'd say

53:04

Like if you were like

53:05

How you doing

53:06

He'd go

53:06

Go fuck yourself

53:07

Yeah

53:07

He's hysterical

53:09

Legit genius

53:09

Always in a fucking rash guard

53:11

No matter what

53:12

Suffers no fools

53:13

No

53:13

He's not

53:14

He's not here

53:15

Suffer fools

53:15

Yeah

53:16

Fascinating guy too

53:18

I mean

53:18

You want to talk about

53:19

A cheat code

53:19

That Gordon Ryan has

53:20

And he talks about it all the time

53:21

He's like

53:22

You have a guy

53:23

Who's got like

53:23

Maybe the greatest mind

53:24

Ever in combat sports

53:26

Yeah

53:26

And he's your coach

53:27

Yeah

53:28

And he doesn't give a fuck

53:29

About anything else

53:30

When he's not teaching

53:31

He's studying tape

53:32

He studies tape all day long

53:33

He's just a robot

53:34

And he's a minimalist too right

53:35

Yeah

53:36

Oh yeah

53:36

Dude Henson was like

53:37

Sometimes the guy come in

53:39

His head is down

53:40

He's just feeling like

53:41

He's too deep man

53:42

He's too deep

53:43

Always talking about philosophy

53:44

His head is all like that

53:45

Some days you can't talk to the guy

53:47

Fucking

53:48

I'm like

53:49

What do you mean

53:49

He's too deep

53:50

The guy's too smart

53:51

For everybody

53:52

Isn't it crazy too

53:53

That like one thing

53:54

That was said to him

53:56

That Dean Lester said to him once

53:57

Why would you ignore

53:58

50% of the human body

53:59

And he's like

53:59

That's when he was staying

54:01

On my futon

54:01

Dean

54:02

Really

54:02

He was staying with me

54:03

And Rodrigo Gracie

54:04

At our apartment in Woodmere

54:06

And I brought him into the city

54:08

I met him in the 2000

54:09

Pro-ams

54:11

We both competed

54:12

He competed versus Mark Lehman

54:13

I went versus Leo Vera

54:14

And we became friendly with that

54:16

And then I had him down

54:18

He was training at Longos

54:19

He was staying on my futon

54:21

And I'd bring him into the city

54:22

And that's when he met John

54:24

Back then nobody was

54:26

At least in Hedso's

54:27

Nobody was really working ankle locks

54:29

No, no

54:29

He took out most of the academies with that

54:32

He was in there taking out their legs

54:33

When Dean was in his prime

54:35

He was a fucking monster

54:37

Savage

54:37

Dean Lester

54:38

Dean Lester was a monster

54:39

He was so hard to deal with

54:41

About as thick as a silverback too

54:42

And he was obsessed with jiu-jitsu

54:44

You know Jocko trained with them

54:46

And Jocko said

54:46

He's got a fucking mind

54:48

Like a steel trap for jiu-jitsu

54:49

Like positions and counters and moves

54:51

It's like always

54:52

Like you have to be

54:54

Fucking psychotic and obsessed

54:56

It's just how long can you do it for

54:58

Right

54:59

And then he started fighting in the UFC

55:01

And when he was fighting in the UFC

55:02

He wasn't a striker

55:03

He didn't have striking

55:04

It just wasn't good enough

55:06

To hang with the best guys

55:08

Because like on the feet

55:09

He'd be at such a disadvantage

55:11

And it's so hard to get guys down

55:13

It's hard

55:14

But when it came to like straight jiu-jitsu

55:16

Dean Lester was a fucking monster

55:19

Oh, he was great

55:20

He was so good

55:21

And he got big

55:22

You married Jeff Munson?

55:26

Oh my god

55:27

Does he live in Russia now?

55:29

Yes, he does

55:29

Yes

55:29

He lives in Russia

55:30

He's married to a Russian

55:31

He speaks Russian

55:32

He had that tattoo on his back

55:34

Oh, yeah

55:34

Remember there's that picture of him

55:36

Against the fucking SWAT team

55:38

He's like protesting

55:39

I think he's a communist, right?

55:40

Oh, yeah, full on

55:41

Yeah, he's out of Russia, bro

55:43

Yeah, like he's like all in

55:45

He's all in with Mother Russia

55:46

He always wanted to be a Russian

55:47

He's not a guy you want to get into conflict with

55:50

He's an odd dude, man

55:51

Oh, fuck, yeah, he is

55:53

He's smart

55:54

Yeah

55:54

Smart

55:55

He was also built like a grape

55:58

He was like one gigantic muscle

56:03

It was just a grape with giant arms

56:06

He was a tank

56:07

Yeah, definitely not

56:09

But I'll tell you what

56:10

Formidable

56:10

And he was one of the first guys to do north-south chokes

56:13

And because he was so strong

56:15

People assumed that it was a goon move

56:18

Look at him

56:18

That he would just grab your neck and squeeze it

56:20

And then people realized

56:21

Like, no, it's basically like a guillotine

56:23

From a different position

56:25

Yeah, he's a badass

56:26

Oh my god

56:26

Look at the size of him

56:27

That was when he's at full juicy juice

56:29

He looks great

56:30

Find that picture of him in the riots

56:32

Good fucking luck

56:34

And you can tell the riot guy's like

56:35

What the fuck?

56:36

He's a cartoon

56:36

Look at him

56:37

He's standing there with his fucking

56:38

Jesus

56:40

Hammer and sickle tattoo

56:42

Monster

56:42

Guys with big chests

56:43

That north-south

56:44

My father was used to be good at that

56:45

My father was a black belt

56:47

On the henzo

56:48

Just some other guys

56:48

And then get the joke as well

56:50

There it is

56:50

Was he at NCAA champ

56:52

Or he was at international

56:53

It's like on his Twitter

56:54

Yeah, and it's like capitalism

56:56

He's got a guy with a gun

56:57

To another guy's head

56:58

It's his capitalism

56:58

He's standing for these riot guys

57:00

Who took the picture?

57:01

How tall is the person

57:02

That took the picture?

57:02

Tim Sylvia

57:03

Well, it's obviously like an angle shot

57:07

Because he's not that tall

57:09

But it's a terrifying

57:10

He started as a wrestler, right?

57:12

He wrestled

57:13

Oh, yeah, he was an excellent wrestler

57:14

He was like very, very, very, very hard to beat in jiu-jitsu too

57:19

How do you choke a guy?

57:21

What do you do with that guy?

57:21

He's got no fucking neck

57:22

He's so strong too

57:23

Just so strong

57:24

And fucking durable as shit as a fighter too

57:27

Remember when we fought Chuck Liddell?

57:28

Tough, man

57:29

Yeah, he was durable, man

57:30

Monson was a monster

57:32

Big fucking dude, man

57:34

There goes Jimmy Crute

57:35

And here we go

57:36

I kind of swore that someone had said this was off the card

57:39

I think they lost three fights

57:41

Mark Cutter looks like a sturdy individual

57:46

Oh, he's a big fucker

57:47

Yeah

57:47

He's a black belt

57:49

Yeah

57:49

Here we go

57:52

Here we go

57:53

Oh, boy

57:53

He looks casual

57:55

Am I wrong that Crute used to fight middleweight?

57:58

They're big boys, man

58:00

And look at that

58:01

I think so

58:01

That haircut is fantastic

58:03

I'm pretty sure

58:04

That's aerodynamic

58:05

He looks thick

58:06

Yeah

58:07

It looks thick

58:08

It looks like he's wearing a fucking

58:09

It looks like he's wearing a Davy Crockett's hat

58:11

Look at that shit

58:11

There we go

58:13

Jimmy Crute's been in some crazy wars

58:16

A lotto

58:17

Yeah

58:18

Oh, come on

58:22

This one's not going to last long

58:23

Snap

58:28

It's that first

58:31

That first touch

58:32

I think you have heavyweights next, right?

58:34

You got Tafa and the new kid who's undefeated

58:37

Man, the heavyweight division is so shallow

58:40

I was just thinking that the other day

58:41

Because if they don't make John Jones vs. Tom Aspinall

58:44

We're fucked

58:45

What is compelling?

58:46

Nothing

58:46

Unless they bring Francis back

58:48

Unless the PFL collapses

58:50

And he gets released

58:53

That could happen

58:53

Oh

58:54

Oh, that's a fuck up

58:56

That's a big fuck up

58:58

Oh, shit

58:59

It's like starting a fight from Mount

59:01

Look at this

59:01

Yeah

59:02

Yeah

59:03

Oh, shit

59:04

Oh, he's got the neck

59:05

The only way he gets this is if he gives it to him

59:07

If he wants out

59:08

This is a terrible position

59:11

Dude, how's your elbow escape doing, pal?

59:13

Wow

59:13

Come on, man

59:15

Get those hips movement

59:16

Yeah, dude

59:19

Early on, too

59:21

He's got a good top game, too

59:22

When he is visualizing his head before the fight

59:24

He probably didn't visualize this

59:26

No, good pressure there

59:28

With that right bicep, too

59:29

Good pressure on the neck

59:30

Hell of a tattoo

59:31

Hell of a fucking tattoo

59:32

Jesus

59:33

I think his arm looks

59:34

Oh, he's hitting some hard shots

59:36

Mm-hmm

59:37

Oh, shit

59:38

Look at this

59:40

Get that smothering shoulder pressure

59:42

Smothering

59:43

Oh, look at that arm triangle

59:44

Look at that arm triangle

59:45

Yeah, that's some good pressure

59:47

He could get his way to three quarters

59:49

These are hard fucking left hands, too

59:51

And they're not getting blocked

59:52

Like, he's getting some good power in this

59:54

He doesn't like it

59:55

Ooh

59:57

I don't think he's got any answers

59:59

It's called manicuring the target

1:00:00

Why don't you see the

1:00:02

Oh, oh, he's going under

1:00:03

He's going under

1:00:04

He's looking for fucking Kimura

1:00:06

Yeah

1:00:06

Oh, he's looking for anything

1:00:08

Oh, he's got good control, though

1:00:10

He's got good top pressure

1:00:10

He's controlling the hips

1:00:11

Oh, phenomenal

1:00:12

He's spinning to the back

1:00:13

After this shit

1:00:14

He might take a Darce

1:00:15

He might take a Darce

1:00:15

Oh, yeah

1:00:16

Yeah, Anaconda

1:00:18

Here he goes

1:00:19

Oh, here he goes

1:00:20

All right

1:00:20

All right

1:00:21

The kid's aware

1:00:22

He's aware

1:00:23

He's getting pummeled

1:00:24

Yeah

1:00:25

He's getting pummeled

1:00:26

Rape choke

1:00:26

Let's go

1:00:27

Do they still call it the rape choke?

1:00:29

No, they got mad at me for calling it that

1:00:30

They told me not call it that anymore

1:00:33

What do you call it?

1:00:33

It's the Vanderlei silver rape choke

1:00:34

I know, that's what we used to call it

1:00:36

The problem is that in training we would call it the rape choke

1:00:39

And then I said it in competition

1:00:41

I'm laughing

1:00:41

We lost this fight

1:00:44

Canceled a weight management issue

1:00:47

That guy's fired

1:00:48

That was the only one?

1:00:49

Oh, that's the one we lost today

1:00:50

That's today's?

1:00:51

Oh, yeah

1:00:53

He can go to three quarters here, too

1:00:54

If we're not calling it the rape choke, what should we refer to it as?

1:00:58

I don't know

1:00:58

What did they tell you to call it, Joe?

1:00:59

They didn't give me a name

1:01:00

I said, it doesn't really have another name

1:01:02

And then someone said, did you call it the eagle claw?

1:01:04

I'm like, shut the fuck up

1:01:05

Shut the fuck up

1:01:06

Shut the fuck up

1:01:07

Shut the fuck up

1:01:08

I guess you'd call it like a front choke

1:01:10

Look at this

1:01:10

Ah, fuck is this

1:01:11

Damn it

1:01:12

God, flowing

1:01:13

It's flowing on top

1:01:14

Nice, man

1:01:14

Oh, big elbows

1:01:15

It's smart

1:01:16

He's beating the shit

1:01:17

It's smart than diving for the back

1:01:18

And ending up on bottom, you know?

1:01:20

He's also taking advantage of the dude exploded

1:01:22

And then he pummels him with a couple of elbows

1:01:23

When he knows he's trying to relax a little

1:01:25

This kid's gonna be exhausted

1:01:26

100%

1:01:27

He's already exhausted

1:01:27

And concussed

1:01:28

He had to explode to try to get to that position

1:01:30

He's like, he's not getting out of here

1:01:31

He didn't work

1:01:31

And now he's demoralized a little bit

1:01:34

He's too flat

1:01:34

He's gonna threaten the Kimura again

1:01:36

Let's go

1:01:37

Not much time to work

1:01:41

But he's got such a dominant position

1:01:43

I'd like to see him

1:01:44

Solfen him up some more

1:01:46

More damage

1:01:47

Try to f***ing move to him

1:01:48

He's trying to get the mount

1:01:49

He's gonna push that leg

1:01:50

Or he can threaten Kimura from there

1:01:52

Or he can take the back

1:01:53

There's a nice Kimura guard pass from there

1:01:55

Kimura half guard pass

1:01:57

Yeah

1:01:57

Oh, he just has full control

1:02:00

He has full control

1:02:02

He's fully confident

1:02:03

This round's ending on top

1:02:05

The way he rode him right there

1:02:06

That's like, I could just do this all night long

1:02:08

That was like, no worry about losing position

1:02:10

He's just gotta get out of that half car

1:02:13

I assume a guy on the bottom

1:02:14

Those are his coaches

1:02:15

They're going, get up

1:02:16

But he's doing such a good job controlling

1:02:18

I would say, get out of that half car

1:02:20

He knows his escape routes

1:02:22

Yeah

1:02:22

Yeah, he doesn't have many options

1:02:24

But he's using the half car to control him a little bit

1:02:27

Oh, he gets back up

1:02:28

There we go

1:02:28

Nice

1:02:28

Boom, boom, boom

1:02:30

Oh, f*** yeah

1:02:31

Rugged

1:02:31

He landed one, he landed one too

1:02:33

He's exhausted

1:02:34

Oh, dude

1:02:35

I like this

1:02:37

20 to go

1:02:38

Oh, he dropped him

1:02:41

The f***

1:02:41

Oh

1:02:42

This kid's having the roughest night

1:02:44

You got 10 seconds, come on

1:02:45

15 seconds, come on

1:02:46

I hope he goes another round

1:02:47

He just looked up at the clock

1:02:49

It's a rough first round

1:02:50

10 seconds, come on

1:02:51

The worst first

1:02:52

We need a second round

1:02:53

Oh, elbows

1:02:53

No, we need a second round

1:02:54

Oh, don't do it

1:02:55

Don't do it

1:02:56

Oh, he's getting hammered

1:02:57

You're okay, you're okay

1:02:57

You're okay

1:02:58

This will be a 10-8 round, yeah?

1:03:00

Oh, yeah, 10-8 round

1:03:01

Where I come from, that's 10-8

1:03:02

10-8 round

1:03:03

They don't throw out 10-8s too often

1:03:04

They need to throw those bitches out more often

1:03:06

Man, they're so stingy with the 10-8s

1:03:08

I mean, how much time did he have on top?

1:03:09

How much time?

1:03:10

He kept flowing

1:03:11

Beat him up

1:03:12

His mouth is closed

1:03:12

He's breathing

1:03:13

He's fine

1:03:13

He got more

1:03:14

Look who Brian's rooting for

1:03:16

I'm not saying

1:03:17

I'm just saying

1:03:17

Weird

1:03:17

His coaches are going

1:03:18

Weird

1:03:19

Don't do that again

1:03:20

Yeah

1:03:21

Don't do that

1:03:23

I don't think he landed anything

1:03:25

No, no

1:03:26

That was a 10-8

1:03:26

It's a 10-8

1:03:27

Yeah

1:03:27

Full domination on the ground

1:03:29

Brutal ground and pound

1:03:30

Heard him standing up

1:03:31

Playing the turtle, guys

1:03:32

Playing the turtle first round, guys

1:03:33

He's a thick neck

1:03:35

He's got a thick neck

1:03:36

He's fine

1:03:36

His cardio's on point

1:03:38

What, Jamie?

1:03:39

He's not breathing heavy

1:03:40

Five to 62 strikes

1:03:41

Wow

1:03:41

Five to 62

1:03:43

Oh, my goodness

1:03:44

That's a lot

1:03:45

That sucks

1:03:45

If that's not a 10-8 round, bro

1:03:47

Yeah, it's a 10-8 round

1:03:48

But they need to do that more often

1:03:50

I agree

1:03:50

Because there's too many close rounds

1:03:52

That they give 10-9

1:03:53

Oh, shit

1:03:53

And then they give a round like this

1:03:55

That's a knockdown right there

1:03:56

Damn

1:03:56

I've been saying this forever

1:03:58

We need to get off that fucking stupid boxing system

1:04:00

MMA has too many factors

1:04:02

To just have a 10-point system

1:04:04

It doesn't make any sense

1:04:05

Why are they not changing that?

1:04:06

I don't know

1:04:08

They should change it

1:04:09

Is it because they don't know how to

1:04:10

Kind of come up with an agreed-upon

1:04:11

Well, Doc Hamilton came up with another system

1:04:15

Back in the day

1:04:15

He called it a half-point system

1:04:17

And he explained it to me

1:04:18

And it made more sense

1:04:19

Like, there was

1:04:20

Instead of, like, full points for certain things

1:04:22

Give half points for certain things

1:04:23

Remember the masses, though

1:04:24

Are familiar with the scoring structure

1:04:26

So they didn't confuse them more

1:04:27

That's PFL's problem

1:04:28

The smart cage

1:04:29

Suck my dick

1:04:30

Well, here's another problem

1:04:31

Only three judges

1:04:32

Why?

1:04:33

Tell me why

1:04:34

Are judges expensive?

1:04:35

Get five judges

1:04:37

Or six judges

1:04:37

Have a bunch of judges

1:04:39

But they also shouldn't be

1:04:40

Caged side

1:04:41

Sure they should

1:04:42

It's too hard to see

1:04:42

As long as they have monitors

1:04:43

They have monitors now

1:04:44

Yeah, but they can't get swayed

1:04:45

By the crowd

1:04:46

Like, they should be in a disclosed area

1:04:48

No

1:04:48

There should be five of them

1:04:49

No, they should be in a

1:04:50

You want to hear the thuds

1:04:51

No, they should be in Ukraine

1:04:51

You want to hear the thuds

1:04:53

They should be in Ukraine

1:04:54

You want to hear the thuds

1:04:55

You want to be there

1:04:57

They should be in a drone

1:04:58

You want to hear guys yelling at each other

1:05:01

You want to be like right there

1:05:02

Get an aerial point

1:05:04

Crute's got nice shots

1:05:07

Because for you to say that

1:05:07

Like, well, I should probably be doing commentary somewhere else too

1:05:10

But no, you want to be like right there

1:05:12

No, because you're not dictating the fight

1:05:13

That's true

1:05:14

But if I'm not

1:05:15

But if I'm not looking at it

1:05:16

But some of those guys do

1:05:18

No, they don't

1:05:18

I would rather have you judge the fight

1:05:20

Well, I mean

1:05:21

Way better

1:05:22

Lieben is obviously going to do a great job

1:05:23

Ricardo Almeida is going to do a great job

1:05:25

There's a bunch of people

1:05:25

Look, the LA card had great scoring

1:05:27

The LA card didn't have any egregious decisions

1:05:30

There was not one where everybody was like

1:05:32

What the fuck is that?

1:05:33

Right

1:05:33

That's pretty rare

1:05:34

That's rare

1:05:35

Because a lot of times when it's so atrocious

1:05:38

Dude, you're talking about that dude gets half his fucking pay, you idiots

1:05:41

I know

1:05:42

It's insane

1:05:43

It is insane

1:05:44

A tough call is rough

1:05:45

Anytime you get it

1:05:47

My wife just had a kickboxing match over the weekend

1:05:50

Oh, yeah

1:05:50

Title fight

1:05:51

Really?

1:05:51

Yeah, she's 41

1:05:52

Did she win?

1:05:53

Jesus

1:05:53

She lost a split decision

1:05:55

I gave her every fucking round

1:05:57

I know it's my wife

1:05:58

Dude, I'll show you

1:05:59

Sticking and moving combos

1:06:00

Wow

1:06:01

It was a split decision

1:06:02

She fought a 26-year-old

1:06:03

My wife's 41

1:06:04

Yeah, yeah, yeah

1:06:05

I'm so proud

1:06:06

It's amazing too

1:06:07

Because she got into everything late

1:06:08

Dude, she never

1:06:09

When I was fighting

1:06:11

She never threw a punch

1:06:11

What?

1:06:12

Never threw a punch

1:06:13

Was she an athlete?

1:06:14

Nothing in high school

1:06:15

Nothing in high school

1:06:16

Just a little Italian girl

1:06:17

How old are your kids, Matt?

1:06:18

My oldest is going to be 16 next month

1:06:20

So they did

1:06:21

And did they go to any of your fights?

1:06:23

No

1:06:23

And they've been to all of them?

1:06:25

I was going to say

1:06:25

They think the mom's the fighter

1:06:27

Literally know the dad

1:06:28

No, it's funny

1:06:30

Yeah, no, it's amazing

1:06:31

Those Italian ladies have genetic anger

1:06:33

She's got

1:06:34

They got a genetic anger inside of them

1:06:36

Yeah, they're strong

1:06:37

And muscular

1:06:39

Your wife's Italian too?

1:06:41

No

1:06:41

I gave off on Italians when I was 21

1:06:44

Oh, you're funny

1:06:45

I was like, eh

1:06:46

I can't be dating my people

1:06:47

What is your wife?

1:06:48

I can't be dating my people?

1:06:50

Yeah

1:06:50

A lot of Viking shit

1:06:52

Yeah

1:06:52

This is a good fight

1:06:55

Your wife is

1:06:58

She's like

1:06:58

Irish-Italian

1:06:59

Irish-Italian

1:07:00

She came off the Mayflower Sun

1:07:02

No, she's not

1:07:02

She's Irish

1:07:04

Half Sicilian

1:07:05

Half Sicilian

1:07:05

Half Irish

1:07:06

Oh, she's half Sicilian

1:07:07

Your wife?

1:07:08

Yeah

1:07:08

Oh

1:07:09

Palato's wearing a lot of good

1:07:13

Solid leg kicks

1:07:13

Isn't it crazy, Matt?

1:07:16

Like, your whole career

1:07:17

Did you get calf kicked once?

1:07:18

Not once

1:07:19

It's a new trend

1:07:20

I'm so happy

1:07:21

It came after

1:07:21

Did you get kicked in the

1:07:22

Did you get kicked in the thigh, though?

1:07:24

Not a ton, right?

1:07:25

Of course

1:07:25

Well, I mean, yeah

1:07:26

In training

1:07:27

Not so much in fights

1:07:28

Right?

1:07:29

Matt, who was that?

1:07:30

I was good at catching it

1:07:31

And coming with a right

1:07:31

To be honest

1:07:32

I'd want guys to kick

1:07:33

Because you could take them down

1:07:34

Oh, yeah

1:07:34

I was good at catching it

1:07:36

Right hand down the middle

1:07:37

But isn't it crazy?

1:07:37

Like, there's never been a technique

1:07:38

Like the calf kick

1:07:39

Where all of a sudden

1:07:40

It came along

1:07:41

And everybody had it

1:07:42

And changed the course of fights

1:07:43

And it's nothing crazy

1:07:44

Nothing crazy

1:07:45

Nothing crazy

1:07:46

Just kicking lower

1:07:46

And we still don't know why

1:07:47

The ties never did it

1:07:48

Or do it

1:07:49

Why?

1:07:49

Well, they stand with that

1:07:51

Left leg light

1:07:52

Oh, is that what it is?

1:07:52

Because they don't have to worry

1:07:53

About takedown

1:07:53

So they stand straight up

1:07:55

So they stand straight up

1:07:56

And you see the ties fight

1:07:57

That left leg is very light

1:07:58

So they check it

1:07:59

It's just not good

1:08:00

For getting taken down

1:08:01

It's not a good strategy

1:08:02

Unless you have elite

1:08:04

Like BJ Penn type balance

1:08:05

These guys are fucking banging

1:08:07

Yeah, he's coming back

1:08:08

Jesus

1:08:08

That kid's so fucking tough

1:08:10

He's so fucking rugged

1:08:11

He's actually

1:08:12

But he's also like

1:08:13

Kind of like catching

1:08:14

A lot of the shots

1:08:15

Off his glove

1:08:16

He's putting up a good round

1:08:17

After getting dominated

1:08:18

Yeah, and he's actually

1:08:19

A lot of the shots are grazing

1:08:21

He's got

1:08:22

Well, he's landing

1:08:22

A lot of hard leg kicks, man

1:08:24

Over it

1:08:24

Look, he did it again

1:08:25

And again

1:08:25

And again

1:08:26

That left leg

1:08:26

Crude's gonna get

1:08:27

Chewed the fuck up

1:08:28

What are you saying?

1:08:29

Did you say Crude's

1:08:30

Gonna knock him out?

1:08:30

Yeah, I think Crude's

1:08:31

Gonna knock him out

1:08:32

Really?

1:08:32

He's landing pretty flush

1:08:33

The kid's not moving

1:08:34

Yeah, Crude's

1:08:34

He's also exhausted

1:08:35

Oh, he might be right

1:08:36

He just tagged him

1:08:36

With two hard ones, man

1:08:37

Yeah, he's catching him

1:08:38

A lot now

1:08:39

Crude's

1:08:39

Crude's just a better boxer

1:08:40

This kid's hands are down

1:08:43

Oh

1:08:43

He's getting tired

1:08:44

Those low kicks, though

1:08:45

Are brutal

1:08:46

Oh, oh, oh, oh

1:08:48

This kid is rugged

1:08:50

Jesus

1:08:50

They're both

1:08:50

God, duh

1:08:51

He's got enough snap on it

1:08:53

I'm going on

1:08:53

Oh, another low kick

1:08:55

Not good for your head

1:08:56

I'm telling you

1:08:57

He limped a little on that one

1:08:58

Okay, he don't like it

1:08:59

Nope

1:08:59

He's trying to change stances

1:09:01

Yeah, his left leg's fucked right now

1:09:03

Dude, you're right

1:09:04

I didn't see that

1:09:06

Oh

1:09:07

He got it right in the mullet

1:09:08

He kicked the mullet

1:09:10

Oh, he tried to do one himself

1:09:12

Looked like Charlie Brown, though

1:09:13

Oh, that was terrible

1:09:14

But it's also

1:09:16

His left leg is toast

1:09:17

He tried to spit in on that thing

1:09:18

He didn't know

1:09:19

And he's like, fuck

1:09:19

Yeah, it's like, oh, this thing

1:09:20

Don't even work anymore

1:09:21

That was a great round

1:09:21

It was a great round

1:09:22

I don't know who won that round

1:09:25

Oh, the other dude

1:09:25

I think Crude's got this

1:09:27

I think the other guy's got to go for broke

1:09:29

He has to

1:09:30

Especially that first round

1:09:30

10-8

1:09:31

Even if he won that last round

1:09:32

He's tired, though

1:09:33

Yeah, he's ahead one round for sure

1:09:35

At least one point

1:09:36

Yeah

1:09:37

Even if that guy got 10-9 this round

1:09:38

Yeah

1:09:38

So he has to

1:09:40

And it's a draw

1:09:41

It could be a draw

1:09:41

If he loses the next round

1:09:42

Yeah

1:09:43

I don't think so

1:09:44

I think Crude's well ahead

1:09:45

Give him to Crude again

1:09:46

I mean, you just don't know

1:09:47

I think also

1:09:48

They're in Australia

1:09:49

They're probably going to favor Crude

1:09:50

Yeah

1:09:51

Well, Crude's catching him more

1:09:52

He definitely hit him with some good shots

1:09:54

Yeah, he hit him with the more meaningful blows

1:09:56

For sure

1:09:57

But damn

1:09:57

That fucking kick, dude

1:09:58

That's a lot of damage

1:09:59

He's soccer kicking his leg

1:10:01

Fuck

1:10:02

How much does that count for?

1:10:03

I don't think as much as headshots

1:10:05

Not much with the judges

1:10:06

The judges don't

1:10:07

Because definitely not as much as headshots

1:10:08

But man, it should mean a lot

1:10:10

Like when Pereira hits you there

1:10:11

Bro

1:10:11

It's just a few of those

1:10:13

And you see guys like

1:10:14

Even guys like Jan Bohovich

1:10:16

Who's made out of metal

1:10:17

That guy was limping

1:10:18

Like he didn't like it

1:10:19

He's like 43 now

1:10:21

Does he?

1:10:21

Jan is like in his 40s

1:10:22

But still

1:10:23

Top of the heap

1:10:24

People keep leaving him out of the discussion

1:10:26

But that guy went to a draw

1:10:27

With Ankalaev

1:10:29

And I mean

1:10:31

He's the first guy to go to

1:10:32

No, second guy

1:10:33

Bruno Silva went through decision

1:10:35

With Alex, too

1:10:36

By the way

1:10:36

You're right, Joe

1:10:37

That low kick is causing some problems

1:10:40

He keeps switching up

1:10:42

Bro, his left leg is fucked

1:10:43

Makes you gun shy as fuck

1:10:44

He's landed like 30 of them

1:10:46

He keeps kicking them

1:10:47

Jan's okay

1:10:47

Because light heavyweight's pretty light, too

1:10:49

Well, I mean

1:10:50

Just people are sleeping on him

1:10:52

They're not bringing up Jan Bohovich

1:10:53

In the discussion of like

1:10:54

Who's next

1:10:54

It's Yuri

1:10:55

It's these guys

1:10:56

It's that guy

1:10:57

It's like

1:10:57

You've got to bring Jan

1:10:58

Into that discussion

1:10:59

And he just went through major surgery

1:11:01

He had a shoulder surgery

1:11:02

Yeah

1:11:03

Yeah, he tore something in his shoulder

1:11:05

I don't know when he's ready to return

1:11:07

I don't even know if he's done rehab

1:11:08

I'm not sure

1:11:09

But, I mean

1:11:10

Out of respect

1:11:11

I feel like

1:11:12

You've got to bring that guy up

1:11:13

He's an animal

1:11:14

Hey, Joe

1:11:16

Out of left field

1:11:17

But

1:11:17

With the stem cells

1:11:19

When you get that shit out here

1:11:20

Do you get the IV?

1:11:21

Yes

1:11:22

Do you get the IV as well?

1:11:23

Yeah

1:11:24

Because I plan on going to Columbia

1:11:26

With my

1:11:26

Well, they can do way more

1:11:29

Down there

1:11:29

Okay

1:11:30

All right

1:11:30

Then I'm taking that trip

1:11:31

Legally

1:11:31

They can do a lot

1:11:32

But it might

1:11:33

I don't know

1:11:33

What the actual dose you need is

1:11:36

So this is what Brigham's argument is

1:11:38

At ways to well

1:11:38

He's like

1:11:39

Look, we have amazing results

1:11:40

With what we can use here in America

1:11:43

And they definitely use more cells

1:11:45

In these other places

1:11:46

And there's certain things

1:11:47

They can do

1:11:48

Like in Mexico

1:11:48

In Panama

1:11:50

In Colombia

1:11:51

That they just can't do here

1:11:52

The question is

1:11:53

Is it more effective?

1:11:55

This is the problem

1:11:56

With it not being

1:11:57

Like legalized with the FDA

1:11:59

Because if it was

1:12:01

And you could do

1:12:01

In Mexico

1:12:02

What you could do here

1:12:03

Then you would be able to say

1:12:04

Oh, this is too much

1:12:05

This is the right amount

1:12:06

Do more than this

1:12:07

It's just like

1:12:08

Your body doesn't utilize it

1:12:10

It's like

1:12:10

There's a number

1:12:11

That you're probably

1:12:12

Going to get to

1:12:13

That's the right amount of cells

1:12:14

That's the perfect amount

1:12:15

We don't really know

1:12:16

All we know is it works

1:12:17

We do know it works

1:12:19

The science is here

1:12:20

I had a full length

1:12:22

Rotator cuff tear

1:12:22

In my shoulder

1:12:23

It's gone

1:12:24

Wow

1:12:24

See, that's what I'm saying, man

1:12:25

I never had shoulder issues

1:12:26

And now I'm feeling

1:12:27

My right shoulder bad

1:12:28

Jiu-jitsu is so rough

1:12:30

On your shoulders

1:12:30

You think how many times

1:12:31

You're in weird positions

1:12:32

And you're pushing off

1:12:33

And you're scrambling

1:12:35

And your arm hits the ground

1:12:36

I know

1:12:36

And I'm still on the mat

1:12:37

So I want to

1:12:38

Yeah

1:12:38

I want to keep the body together

1:12:40

We can get you here

1:12:41

We can get you in here

1:12:42

And if that works

1:12:43

You know, you don't need anything else

1:12:44

But the other thing is peptides

1:12:46

Get yourself some BPC-157

1:12:48

Breach

1:12:49

TB-500

1:12:49

That stuff

1:12:50

Peptides?

1:12:50

Yeah, it's the Wolverine stack

1:12:52

Travis Pastrana is talking about

1:12:54

He had a fucking

1:12:56

Shoulder problem for

1:12:57

Two years

1:12:58

I think his shoulder

1:12:59

He did stem cells

1:13:00

No, he did BP-157

1:13:02

BPC-157

1:13:03

He said that in a week

1:13:04

It was gone

1:13:05

It was gone in a week

1:13:06

Yeah, I had a knee issue

1:13:07

Remember Joe?

1:13:08

Fuck yeah, crew

1:13:08

So I hit you up about

1:13:10

Doing stem cells

1:13:11

And then I started that BC-157

1:13:13

From Transcend

1:13:14

Dude, I don't have any issues

1:13:15

With my knee

1:13:16

It's incredible

1:13:16

You gotta text that to me

1:13:18

Sounds like a fucking droid

1:13:20

You turn into Wolverine

1:13:22

It heals

1:13:23

It heals quick

1:13:24

Dude, look at this

1:13:24

And that's why

1:13:25

I need it

1:13:26

This is interesting

1:13:27

I need it

1:13:28

Well, why are you using

1:13:29

Something that's not approved

1:13:30

By the FDA, Brendan

1:13:31

I turn 50, man

1:13:33

I need this shit

1:13:34

Why are you using

1:13:35

Something that's not

1:13:35

Why are you giving out

1:13:37

Advice in a public form

1:13:38

58

1:13:39

Not approved by the FDA

1:13:41

I mean, it's good

1:13:43

Whatever

1:13:44

I don't like looking in the mirror

1:13:46

It just gets worse

1:13:47

Every fucking six months

1:13:48

Just go bald like these guys

1:13:49

Brian, for God's sake

1:13:50

It all changes with RFK

1:13:53

If he gets in

1:13:54

I hope that peptides become everywhere

1:13:56

It can help a lot of people

1:13:58

And by the way

1:13:59

This fucking

1:14:00

This Wagovi shit

1:14:02

This Ozempic shit

1:14:03

That's a peptide

1:14:03

Yep

1:14:04

Is it?

1:14:04

Yeah, GLP-1 agonist

1:14:05

Wow

1:14:06

I hope he chills out

1:14:07

On the vaccines for kids too

1:14:08

Yeah

1:14:09

Yeah, I think so

1:14:11

Oh my

1:14:12

Another low kick

1:14:13

Oh my goodness

1:14:14

So

1:14:15

That left kick

1:14:16

That left leg route

1:14:17

Has gotta be fucked up

1:14:18

I can't believe this guy's still

1:14:19

Even in the fight though

1:14:21

It's a good fight

1:14:22

Yeah

1:14:22

He's kind of

1:14:23

He's borderline winning

1:14:24

This third round

1:14:25

Kevin Aioli

1:14:26

He's pretty fucking good

1:14:27

At judging fights

1:14:28

Been around for

1:14:28

Fucking ever

1:14:29

Gave him another one

1:14:30

Your guy, Brian

1:14:31

He did

1:14:32

He has it in 1919

1:14:32

See, the thing is

1:14:34

It's like

1:14:34

Those leg kicks

1:14:35

Have compromised him

1:14:36

So badly

1:14:37

And he keeps landing them

1:14:38

Like Crute just can't get off

1:14:40

He can't move right

1:14:41

Right now

1:14:41

See, like

1:14:42

Even like

1:14:42

He's closing the distance

1:14:43

Scored there

1:14:44

Yeah, but he's

1:14:45

Falling forward

1:14:46

His left leg

1:14:47

Is all fucked up

1:14:48

Oh, he's scored again though

1:14:48

He's

1:14:49

Yeah, he is

1:14:50

He is making contact

1:14:51

With his head

1:14:51

He's making contact

1:14:52

But he's like

1:14:53

He's limited to like

1:14:55

One leg in his arms

1:14:56

Yeah

1:14:57

He's still catching them

1:14:58

Oh my god

1:14:58

He's trying to go southpaw now

1:15:00

Jesus

1:15:00

This is rough

1:15:02

Bro, that

1:15:03

Tough way to make a living

1:15:04

Low kick

1:15:05

Fuck

1:15:05

Has changed this whole fight

1:15:07

Another one

1:15:07

He hit him another one

1:15:09

Another one

1:15:09

And another one

1:15:10

Bro, it's just

1:15:12

He's relentless

1:15:12

With that low kick

1:15:13

And I love when guys do that

1:15:15

I want to see more of that

1:15:16

I want to see more of that

1:15:16

Because it changes everything

1:15:17

Oh shit

1:15:17

Oh my god

1:15:18

Dude, keep your tongue in your mouth

1:15:21

Bro

1:15:22

Get that shit

1:15:22

Oh, he slapped him

1:15:23

Oh, he just slapped him

1:15:24

He gave him a fucking smack

1:15:25

He gave him a tomahawk

1:15:26

So disrespectful

1:15:28

Yeah, he ran into the cage

1:15:29

Oh, now they're cool

1:15:31

That's fucking

1:15:31

Smackin' them

1:15:32

That was insane, dude

1:15:34

He hit him with like a karate chop

1:15:36

Good god

1:15:37

I think a jump in karate chop

1:15:38

I think Crude got it

1:15:39

I think so, too

1:15:40

Who knows, man

1:15:41

Hell of a fight

1:15:42

It's close

1:15:42

That could be a draw

1:15:43

If anything, it's a draw

1:15:44

That could be a draw

1:15:45

I would have to go watch the second round

1:15:47

And not talk

1:15:48

Yeah, I think

1:15:48

A little back kick

1:15:50

Honestly, he caught him with the toes, though

1:15:53

He spent more time on top

1:15:54

And did he get a 10-8 round

1:15:56

Yeah, you're also assuming a 10-8

1:15:57

Yeah

1:15:57

When you land a back kick with the toes

1:16:00

It doesn't have much on it

1:16:01

Because your foot gives

1:16:02

Great knockdown

1:16:03

So when you land it with your toes

1:16:04

Like that, side kick style

1:16:05

Your foot gives

1:16:06

You really want to land it with the heel

1:16:08

Like Jon Jones did with Stipe

1:16:11

Ooh, gnarly

1:16:12

A heavyweight to do a spinning

1:16:13

Jail kick

1:16:14

And perfect

1:16:15

Like right

1:16:16

You see his

1:16:16

We watched it in slow-mo

1:16:18

To watch his ribs cave in

1:16:20

Nasty

1:16:20

Bro, it's like halfway into his body cavity

1:16:22

Rough

1:16:25

Why is he sticking his tongue out?

1:16:28

Dude, he's doing that for like fucking 10-5 seconds

1:16:31

That's the last few seconds of the fight

1:16:33

Can't you jab that shit?

1:16:34

You lose your tongue

1:16:35

He's going to be limping for a good two weeks

1:16:37

Oh, yeah

1:16:38

Fuck

1:16:38

Those leg kicks swell up so much

1:16:41

You took those from Gonzaga

1:16:43

That must have been a fun time

1:16:44

And the next morning at the airport

1:16:45

I had to be in a wheelchair

1:16:46

Are you serious?

1:16:47

Yeah

1:16:47

I beat the brakes off him

1:16:48

And I was in a wheelchair

1:16:49

He was walking around

1:16:50

Oh

1:16:50

Leg kicks are horrible

1:16:53

The worst

1:16:54

Remember Aldo and Uriah Faber?

1:16:55

That was the worst one

1:16:56

Oh, my God

1:16:56

Here it is

1:16:56

Watch this

1:16:57

Watch this

1:16:57

Watch how deep Jon's heel goes into Stipe's body

1:17:01

Look at this

1:17:02

Boom

1:17:03

Jesus Christ

1:17:04

Oh, my God

1:17:04

Look how deep it goes into his fucking ribcage

1:17:07

That's how you break all your ribs

1:17:09

All of his organs just had to get compressed

1:17:11

Fuck you

1:17:12

Perfect

1:17:13

It's like a horse kick in you

1:17:15

Perfect spinning back

1:17:16

It's like a horse

1:17:17

It's like a horse

1:17:18

It's such a powerful kick

1:17:19

There's so much torque

1:17:20

Boom

1:17:21

Look how deep it goes in

1:17:22

That is so crazy

1:17:24

Oh, my God

1:17:25

Oh

1:17:26

Here's the judging

1:17:28

It's a draw

1:17:36

He won

1:17:37

Now Kroot won

1:17:38

Majority draw

1:17:40

Really?

1:17:41

Wow

1:17:42

He should have

1:17:43

That means he didn't get that

1:17:44

I don't get it

1:17:45

That's the 10-8 round

1:17:46

The first round

1:17:46

That means the other guy won the next two

1:17:48

And that's it

1:17:48

I don't

1:17:49

One judge gave it for Kroot

1:17:51

Wow, that's surprising

1:17:52

We'd have to watch that second fight

1:17:54

Or second round rather

1:17:55

It was close

1:17:55

Nobody got robbed

1:17:56

You wouldn't say crew got robbed

1:17:58

Shit

1:17:58

I have no problem with draws

1:18:00

Oh, no, we got the heavyweight

1:18:01

That dude's a savage

1:18:02

Yeah, heavyweight

1:18:02

That should be a close

1:18:03

Diego Lopez versus Yair Rodriguez

1:18:05

is what they're going to do

1:18:06

That'll be sick

1:18:07

Is that what they're doing?

1:18:08

That's what they're going to do

1:18:08

That's what they're going to do

1:18:09

That's what I heard

1:18:10

I think Lopez is

1:18:10

Is that announced?

1:18:11

Is coming in hot

1:18:13

I don't know how Yair gets down to 45

1:18:15

That fucking guy's huge

1:18:16

Six feet

1:18:17

So's Lopez, bro

1:18:18

Lopez is sick

1:18:19

Fuck yeah

1:18:20

Diego's big

1:18:21

And Diego's got something

1:18:22

Pop-pop-pop-power

1:18:23

Those fight nerds

1:18:24

Or other something

1:18:25

Steve Ersig

1:18:27

Brandon, that's a good fight

1:18:29

Ersig

1:18:30

Ersig had a great fight

1:18:31

With Pantoja

1:18:32

He did

1:18:32

He's a big dude

1:18:33

Real close fight

1:18:35

With Pantoja

1:18:35

Real close fight

1:18:36

And when you know

1:18:37

How good Pantoja is

1:18:38

That's super impressive

1:18:39

Who's Mirab fighting next?

1:18:41

O'Malley?

1:18:41

That's a good question

1:18:42

I don't think that's

1:18:43

Nothing's been even out there

1:18:45

I mean, they're just letting him

1:18:46

Have his victory lap now

1:18:47

Before they start talking about

1:18:48

Who's next

1:18:49

They should

1:18:50

He deserves it

1:18:51

I'd like to see Sanhagen

1:18:53

But he has to have a win, right?

1:18:55

Like he lost to Umar

1:18:56

Yeah

1:18:57

I wouldn't be mad

1:18:58

If they just gave him a shot though

1:18:59

Hey

1:19:00

Diego Lopez dismisses

1:19:01

Yair Rodriguez's rumors

1:19:02

Wants Volkanovski

1:19:04

At UFC 314

1:19:05

Oh

1:19:06

I think Diego needs one more

1:19:08

Before he fights for a title

1:19:09

One more tough guy

1:19:10

Wait, what about Peter Jan vs. Umar?

1:19:13

Who's winning with that?

1:19:14

What'd you say?

1:19:14

Peter Jan vs. Umar

1:19:16

He's in a motherfucking fight

1:19:18

Because Peter Jan looks fantastic

1:19:19

And he switches it up too

1:19:21

With the grappling too

1:19:22

I love his trip

1:19:23

I love that front trip

1:19:24

He does on everybody

1:19:25

Oh yeah

1:19:26

Dude, think about what Mirab

1:19:27

Did a Peter Jan

1:19:28

How many fuck?

1:19:29

30 takedowns?

1:19:30

Shot 30 takedowns?

1:19:31

Animal

1:19:32

You do 30 takedowns

1:19:33

In this fucking studio

1:19:34

You're fucking dog

1:19:35

That's one of my favorite moments

1:19:37

Ever in the corner

1:19:38

Peter Jan's boxing

1:19:39

Is fucking unbelievable

1:19:39

Everything

1:19:40

Did you see his last fight?

1:19:41

After he had surgery

1:19:43

And came back

1:19:44

Bro, he looked fantastic

1:19:46

What did he have surgery on?

1:19:46

We were talking about it

1:19:47

Remember?

1:19:48

You and I watched that morning

1:19:49

What was he

1:19:50

What did he have surgery on?

1:19:51

I think shoulder

1:19:51

Damn

1:19:52

He's fucking great, man

1:19:53

I mean, it's Sean motherfucking Strickland

1:19:56

He's keeping the perf stash

1:19:58

I like it

1:19:58

I love him

1:19:59

Do you think he had staff

1:20:00

On his left arm?

1:20:01

Sure looks like it, doesn't it?

1:20:02

It looked like staff to me

1:20:03

Do it look like staff to you, Matt?

1:20:04

Yeah, it's hard to tell

1:20:06

I mean

1:20:06

It could be ingrown hair

1:20:07

Yeah, it could be a fucking ingrown hair

1:20:09

Ingrown hair is staff

1:20:10

That's what it is

1:20:11

It could be staff

1:20:12

Ingrown hair becomes staff

1:20:13

A lot of times

1:20:15

Folliculitis

1:20:16

If this fight goes past the first round

1:20:18

We're fucked

1:20:19

But homeboy on the right is a problem

1:20:21

Is he?

1:20:22

Don't judge him off that body shot

1:20:24

But what about Taffa?

1:20:25

Don't judge him off of his body either

1:20:27

Taffa can fucking crack

1:20:28

He's Samoan, dude

1:20:28

He's Samoan, so it doesn't count

1:20:30

Taffa can fucking crack

1:20:31

He's Samoan, so he's Moana style

1:20:32

It doesn't count

1:20:33

Taffa is a dangerous fellow

1:20:35

Yeah, that's not

1:20:36

That body is

1:20:37

Oh my goodness

1:20:38

But he's 7-0

1:20:40

Undefeated prospect

1:20:41

They put him on here for a finish

1:20:42

Like you know if you're here

1:20:44

Yeah

1:20:44

If you're third on the card

1:20:45

He can hit hard

1:20:46

You gotta go for finishes

1:20:47

Yep

1:20:47

Is he Brazilian?

1:20:48

Teixeira

1:20:49

Oh yeah

1:20:50

Looks it

1:20:50

Looks it

1:20:51

He's a savage from Brazil

1:20:52

Finisher

1:20:52

I like a dude with an eyebrow scar too

1:20:54

Both of them

1:20:56

He has a head like a Lego piece, right?

1:20:58

I mean, it's Samoan

1:21:00

7-0, he's a problem

1:21:01

Bro, is Mark Hunt really fighting Ben Rothwell

1:21:04

In bare knuckle fighting?

1:21:06

That's what I heard

1:21:07

In PKFC?

1:21:08

Yeah

1:21:09

Jesus Christ

1:21:09

You see Ben Rothwell

1:21:10

Do you see his KO?

1:21:11

Yes

1:21:12

Oh my goodness

1:21:13

That was cool

1:21:13

He's built bare knuckle

1:21:14

Beautiful

1:21:15

Beautiful

1:21:16

One punch

1:21:17

He's built for BKFC

1:21:19

He's an animal too

1:21:20

That's a big fucker too

1:21:22

Rothwell responds to Mark Hunt's call

1:21:24

Let's fucking go motherfucker

1:21:25

Jesus

1:21:27

Watch that

1:21:28

Perfect

1:21:28

Why do they have to like give you an asterisk

1:21:31

So like pretend this doesn't have a U there

1:21:33

Why do they do that?

1:21:34

That's so stupid

1:21:35

Silly

1:21:36

Damn, this dude's big

1:21:37

Yeah

1:21:38

Big, long prospect

1:21:39

What's his weight?

1:21:40

How tall is this fucking guy, dude?

1:21:43

All the weight

1:21:43

How's his ground game?

1:21:44

7-2-60

1:21:46

Wow

1:21:46

Or 6-4

1:21:47

6-2-80

1:21:48

6'7-2-60

1:21:50

Jesus Christ

1:21:51

Dude, I could fucking walk between his legs

1:21:53

Oh yeah

1:21:53

That dude that Francis beat up in Bellator or GFL

1:21:59

That guy was

1:22:00

That guy was scary

1:22:02

That guy was scary

1:22:03

Hannon

1:22:03

Ferrar

1:22:04

Ferrar, yeah

1:22:04

How old is Francis now?

1:22:05

He's gotta be getting up

1:22:06

37

1:22:06

49

1:22:07

Oh, he's only 37

1:22:08

I thought he was a little

1:22:09

What did he say?

1:22:10

49

1:22:10

You never know

1:22:11

You never know

1:22:12

It doesn't matter

1:22:12

Well, dude's from Cuba

1:22:13

They've always said Yoel's 50

1:22:15

Yeah

1:22:15

I think Yoel's 50

1:22:16

The old guys

1:22:17

What is that?

1:22:18

The league

1:22:19

Are you with that league?

1:22:20

Yeah, talk to me

1:22:21

Yeah, I'm comfortable

1:22:22

Oh, is it legit?

1:22:24

It's happening?

1:22:25

It's legit, yeah

1:22:25

So they're throwing a lot of money around, right?

1:22:27

They're throwing a lot of money around

1:22:28

Is that how they got guys like Weidman

1:22:29

All these guys to come out of retirement?

1:22:31

Longo's coaching

1:22:32

Yeah, Longo's coaching

1:22:33

Cain Velasquez coaching

1:22:34

Javier Mendes

1:22:35

Who's fighting?

1:22:36

What are the people that are fighting?

1:22:38

The main fight that I'm told is

1:22:41

Here it is

1:22:42

Dennis, Tony Ferguson

1:22:42

Oh my god

1:22:43

Shogun's back

1:22:44

Fabrizio Verdum is back

1:22:46

I thought Fabrizio retired

1:22:47

A lot of people retired, right?

1:22:48

They decided fucking

1:22:49

There's enough money

1:22:51

They coaxed him in with the money

1:22:52

So this is their first card?

1:22:53

No, that's the Brazilian team

1:22:56

That's the Sao Paulo

1:22:57

So there's six teams

1:22:58

New York, Miami, LA, Sao Paulo

1:23:01

Abu Dhabi

1:23:05

And London

1:23:06

Wow

1:23:08

What about Weidman?

1:23:10

Dude, you guys

1:23:11

What?

1:23:11

I'm laughing at Weidman retiring

1:23:14

And then also the next day

1:23:16

You see him on his Weidman

1:23:17

You know what I love about it?

1:23:18

Longo picked Weidman second

1:23:20

Weidman goes

1:23:21

What the fuck?

1:23:21

Who did he pick first?

1:23:23

I want to say Kevin Lee

1:23:25

Anthony Pettis versus Jeremy Stephens

1:23:27

Is wild

1:23:28

Oh my god

1:23:28

Hector Lombard

1:23:29

And Yolo Romero

1:23:30

The Battle of Cuba

1:23:31

Oh my god

1:23:32

They used to train together

1:23:33

They're on the same team

1:23:34

But

1:23:34

Oh my goodness

1:23:35

The Miami roster

1:23:36

I don't know

1:23:37

How'd they get this fucking cash?

1:23:38

Yeah, where's the guy getting all the money?

1:23:41

I'm going to tell you something

1:23:43

Marlon Marais

1:23:44

At one point in time

1:23:45

I thought he was the man

1:23:46

Me too

1:23:46

I thought

1:23:47

When he knocked out Aljo

1:23:48

I was like

1:23:49

Oh my god

1:23:49

He might be the guy

1:23:50

It was a rough start

1:23:51

For him and Marab too

1:23:52

With that fight

1:23:53

The crazy thing about that

1:23:54

How about Cejudo?

1:23:55

He fucked Cejudo up

1:23:57

In the first round

1:23:57

Fucked him up

1:23:58

Oh, I remember that

1:23:59

Yeah, yeah

1:23:59

But Marab was so wild

1:24:01

Because at the same round

1:24:03

It almost stopped

1:24:05

Got stopped

1:24:05

Because Marab switched it around

1:24:07

And beating the crap out of him

1:24:08

By the end of it

1:24:09

Gagard, man

1:24:10

Gagard is a guy

1:24:11

That people have been sleeping on

1:24:12

He still has a lot of fights

1:24:14

He got out of his PFL Bellator contract

1:24:17

To fight in GFL

1:24:17

He couldn't get any fights

1:24:18

Why couldn't they give him fights?

1:24:19

I don't understand

1:24:20

He couldn't find anyone

1:24:20

So they're talking about

1:24:21

Gagard, Luke Rockhold

1:24:23

That'd be a dope fight

1:24:23

Could they not get someone to fight him?

1:24:25

Or they didn't want to pay?

1:24:27

They didn't want to pay

1:24:28

Because he had a high contract

1:24:29

So they wouldn't go

1:24:30

Bro

1:24:30

I just had Kat Zingano

1:24:32

Down at the school

1:24:33

Doing a seminar

1:24:33

She's great

1:24:34

She's great

1:24:34

Yeah, she did a great seminar

1:24:35

But when you think about

1:24:36

All the leagues

1:24:37

It's the same business model

1:24:39

As anything

1:24:39

You get the casual

1:24:41

In with the huge names

1:24:42

With like Woodley

1:24:43

Right

1:24:43

You know, Shogun

1:24:44

Rashad

1:24:45

So people pay attention

1:24:46

And then you have the young guys

1:24:47

Like Kevin Lee

1:24:48

You got Sage Northcutt

1:24:50

So you're hoping

1:24:51

The young guys

1:24:51

Eventually take over

1:24:53

I thought Rashad said

1:24:54

He wasn't signed up to it

1:24:55

So here's the thing with that

1:24:56

I was there

1:24:57

I was seeing Darren

1:24:58

The owner of PFL

1:25:00

Or GFL

1:25:00

Text

1:25:01

His manager

1:25:03

And he goes

1:25:03

He's in

1:25:04

He goes, yes

1:25:05

So he didn't have

1:25:06

Straight dialogue with Rashad

1:25:08

But he assumed

1:25:08

The agent represented him

1:25:10

When he says yes

1:25:11

He's good to go

1:25:12

I see

1:25:12

So he announced it

1:25:13

And Rashad's like

1:25:14

I never said yes

1:25:14

I see

1:25:15

That's between you

1:25:15

And your agent

1:25:16

Homeboy

1:25:16

I see

1:25:17

I see

1:25:17

Yeah

1:25:17

Let's try one of these

1:25:20

Is that your shirt?

1:25:21

Drive fast all gas?

1:25:22

Bro, where's mine?

1:25:23

Give me one of them bitches

1:25:25

Come on, dog

1:25:25

You drove me on Tesla

1:25:26

I like those

1:25:26

I like those

1:25:27

I like the way it looks

1:25:29

What does it say in the back?

1:25:30

Anti-electric vehicle club?

1:25:32

Oh, how dare you

1:25:32

Well, no, you can drive it

1:25:34

In your fucking super snake

1:25:35

You drove here an electric vehicle

1:25:36

I didn't ask for that

1:25:36

I asked for your GT

1:25:37

Fucking Ford GT

1:25:39

Your electric vehicle

1:25:39

Is something else

1:25:40

I'm a little jealous

1:25:42

And I'm not in the car

1:25:42

But like I was telling you

1:25:43

At dinner

1:25:43

My thing was

1:25:44

I was so angry at Newsom

1:25:45

Trying to ban combustion engines

1:25:47

Yeah

1:25:47

I fucking had so much anger

1:25:49

But now I'm moving to Austin

1:25:50

It's kind of leaving

1:25:51

Good, good

1:25:52

Tesla's got a factory here

1:25:54

I know

1:25:54

Get yourself a Cybertruck

1:25:58

And put the Fighter and the Kid logo

1:25:59

All over it

1:26:00

Just drive around town

1:26:01

Like a pariah

1:26:02

We need a revamp

1:26:02

Let's go, baby

1:26:03

I'll have Callan drive that

1:26:04

Those things look so odd

1:26:06

You know I'll drive it

1:26:07

I'll do that for you, Callan

1:26:08

Can I get a clip here?

1:26:10

A clipper?

1:26:11

It's on the lighter

1:26:12

Oh, I'm sorry

1:26:13

Where's the lighter?

1:26:13

Who's got the lighter?

1:26:14

Oh, right here

1:26:15

Did that work for you, man?

1:26:16

It's on the back of the lighter

1:26:17

Did you get to work for you?

1:26:18

The back of the lighter pops back

1:26:19

And there's a clipper

1:26:19

Yes, yes, thank you

1:26:21

Just push it back

1:26:22

I'm sorry

1:26:23

Six, seven, dude

1:26:25

Dude

1:26:25

Six, seven

1:26:28

Dude, there was one time

1:26:29

In the airport

1:26:29

I took the shuttle over

1:26:30

And it was me

1:26:31

And I was talking to him

1:26:32

Very nice guy

1:26:33

Stefan Struve

1:26:34

Oh, he's the best

1:26:35

And then we started walking

1:26:36

Through the airport together

1:26:37

I go, hey, man

1:26:37

I gotta go to your

1:26:38

I can't do this

1:26:40

I feel like I'm walking

1:26:41

Like a kid with his dad

1:26:43

He's legit

1:26:45

He's legit 17

1:26:46

He's gigantic

1:26:47

He's fucking huge

1:26:48

I ran into

1:26:49

Mark Hunt

1:26:50

At the airport

1:26:50

And I was like starstruck

1:26:52

Because I love Mark Hunt

1:26:53

As a K-1 fan

1:26:55

I was like, man

1:26:55

It's kind of crazy

1:26:56

If people don't know

1:26:57

Who you are

1:26:58

And you're just wandering

1:26:58

Around this airport

1:26:59

You're a legend

1:27:00

The hardcores do though

1:27:01

They're freaking out

1:27:02

That would be crazy

1:27:03

If you fought Rothwell

1:27:04

And Bare Knuckle

1:27:05

Oh, my God

1:27:05

Who the fuck

1:27:06

Signed to fight

1:27:07

Y'all Romero

1:27:08

And Bare Knuckles

1:27:08

Some poor savage

1:27:09

He fought a guy

1:27:10

From Power Slap

1:27:11

And he fucking

1:27:12

Decapitated him

1:27:13

That was horrifying

1:27:13

That was hard

1:27:14

Remember when he just

1:27:15

Jumped up in the air

1:27:15

For no reason

1:27:16

And then moved

1:27:16

Towards the guy

1:27:17

He just like

1:27:18

Leaped

1:27:18

He was like

1:27:19

Watch what I can do

1:27:19

The Power Slap guy

1:27:20

Was like

1:27:21

What the fuck

1:27:22

He saw him jump up

1:27:23

In the air

1:27:23

And he's like

1:27:23

Oh, no

1:27:24

I can't do that

1:27:28

That's when he knew

1:27:29

He fucked up

1:27:29

Bro, he jumped up

1:27:30

Like one of them

1:27:30

Maasai warriors

1:27:31

Like it looks like

1:27:32

Effortless

1:27:33

Like it was the Matrix

1:27:34

Now they just bounce

1:27:34

Those Maasai people

1:27:35

Just bounce

1:27:36

When he fought

1:27:36

The Groghold

1:27:37

He just exploded

1:27:38

That's where he caught him

1:27:39

He can close distance

1:27:40

Like when he knocked out

1:27:41

Weidman

1:27:42

With that flying knee

1:27:43

In his 40s

1:27:44

He sneaks you

1:27:45

Into like

1:27:45

This rhythm

1:27:46

He sneaks you

1:27:47

Into a rhythm

1:27:48

He like relaxes you

1:27:49

And then

1:27:49

Fucking explodes on you

1:27:50

He did it to Izzy

1:27:52

He caught Izzy

1:27:52

With a haymaker

1:27:53

Of a left hand

1:27:54

But that's why

1:27:54

Izzy didn't play the game

1:27:55

Exactly

1:27:56

Because they're so boring

1:27:57

He's like

1:27:57

Fuck you

1:27:58

You go fight that

1:27:59

He was getting kicked

1:28:00

In the leg

1:28:01

Kicked in the leg

1:28:01

For five rounds

1:28:02

They go

1:28:02

How's your leg

1:28:03

He gets up

1:28:03

And starts dancing

1:28:04

Yeah

1:28:04

He don't feel shit

1:28:05

There's no way

1:28:06

This fight goes past

1:28:07

The first round

1:28:07

Geez

1:28:08

No this kid's a savage

1:28:09

Oh my god

1:28:10

Nice kicks

1:28:11

He skips chest

1:28:12

Dave

1:28:12

How is his

1:28:13

Well he's gotta make weight

1:28:15

He probably can't put on

1:28:16

Any muscle

1:28:16

You can put on some muscle

1:28:17

What is his ground game

1:28:19

Oh my god

1:28:19

He shoots for a fucking

1:28:20

Take down

1:28:20

That's crazy

1:28:21

He's got a ground game

1:28:22

Does he have a ground game

1:28:24

I don't think Taffa does

1:28:25

I haven't

1:28:25

We haven't seen it

1:28:27

Because we haven't

1:28:27

Oh

1:28:28

Nasty

1:28:28

Oh

1:28:29

We heard him already

1:28:29

That was an illegal knee

1:28:31

That was an illegal knee

1:28:32

Was it?

1:28:32

Was he down?

1:28:33

Yeah he was down

1:28:34

When he hit it with that knee

1:28:35

Holy shit

1:28:35

I'm pretty sure

1:28:37

With the new rules

1:28:38

He might not have his knee

1:28:39

All the way to the ground yet

1:28:40

We'd have to see it again

1:28:41

And it was in a transition

1:28:42

So he's good right

1:28:43

My first instinct

1:28:44

Was that was an illegal knee

1:28:46

And he's a little upset

1:28:48

I think he knocked him down first Joe

1:28:49

He definitely did

1:28:50

Oh yeah

1:28:51

He definitely did

1:28:52

But

1:28:52

Elbow to the fucking grill

1:28:52

Taffa looks mad

1:28:53

He's upset

1:28:59

I think that they stopped it

1:29:01

Or is it the knee?

1:29:03

It's the elbow

1:29:03

That put his ass down

1:29:04

He wasn't defending him

1:29:05

It was

1:29:06

It was

1:29:06

But that knee

1:29:07

But it was in transition

1:29:09

Here we go

1:29:09

Watch this

1:29:10

If it was in transition

1:29:11

I think you're good

1:29:11

Perhaps

1:29:12

It depends on how much time

1:29:14

Has elapsed

1:29:15

Right

1:29:15

Between the shots

1:29:15

Shot a high double

1:29:17

Oh shit

1:29:18

So

1:29:19

There's the knee to the body

1:29:20

Watch his elbow

1:29:21

Yeah the elbow is nasty

1:29:22

That's a nasty knee too

1:29:24

Boom

1:29:25

Oh my goodness

1:29:26

Oh my goodness

1:29:26

It was perfect

1:29:27

Right there

1:29:28

See fully down

1:29:29

Fully down

1:29:29

Hit his body

1:29:30

Knee to the body though

1:29:31

It did it?

1:29:32

I thought it hit the head

1:29:32

Let's see it again

1:29:33

Look at his nose

1:29:34

This for sure breaks his nose

1:29:35

Oh my god

1:29:35

That's insane

1:29:36

That's so good

1:29:37

That's so good

1:29:38

Oh

1:29:39

It's indebted

1:29:41

100% bro

1:29:41

100%

1:29:42

That nose is gone

1:29:42

Shit

1:29:43

And then watch the knee here

1:29:44

It hits his

1:29:45

We'll see it again

1:29:47

Yeah

1:29:47

Boom

1:29:48

Oh my god

1:29:49

That elbow is nasty

1:29:50

That's gotta suck

1:29:50

Boom

1:29:50

Oh no man

1:29:51

That's in the head

1:29:52

That knee's in the head

1:29:53

Is it?

1:29:54

It looked like it right there

1:29:55

Am I wrong?

1:29:56

I couldn't see

1:29:58

I do think that he was already

1:30:00

Covering himself up

1:30:01

Well listen

1:30:01

It was all she wrote

1:30:02

Yeah

1:30:02

That elbow was all she wrote

1:30:04

That elbow probably broke his face

1:30:06

If you're tough

1:30:06

You can't be mad

1:30:07

It's not like that knee

1:30:08

End of the fight

1:30:09

Now we got the co-main in Maine

1:30:11

I'm gonna use the head real quick

1:30:12

Let's go

1:30:13

Let's go

1:30:14

I hope Tatiana just fucking molly whops her

1:30:17

I don't know man

1:30:18

I'm a big fan of Zhang Wei Li

1:30:20

Nah

1:30:20

So Zhang Wei Li's been training with those two guys from

1:30:23

That gym in Thailand with those two guys from Iowa

1:30:26

Those two wrestlers

1:30:27

They're brothers

1:30:28

Oh yeah

1:30:29

Yeah

1:30:29

Those guys

1:30:30

What gym is that?

1:30:31

Bang

1:30:31

I think it's called

1:30:32

Bang Tao

1:30:33

Bang Tao

1:30:33

Yeah yeah

1:30:33

There's not enough hours in the day

1:30:35

For her to compete in grappling against Tatiana Sworley

1:30:38

That's true

1:30:39

But you can practice like neutralizing

1:30:41

Pace and defense

1:30:42

Because like if she can survive

1:30:44

And then get it into the third, fourth, and fifth round

1:30:46

That lady's an animal

1:30:47

Yes

1:30:47

Great athlete

1:30:48

Good luck not getting to choke the fuck out

1:30:50

True

1:30:50

In the first round

1:30:51

Look it's gonna be exciting

1:30:52

I'm excited

1:30:53

But on the feet

1:30:54

Zhang Wei Li is a fucking monster

1:30:56

She puts bitches away

1:30:57

Tatiana's not bad on the feet

1:30:58

No disrespect to the ladies

1:30:59

I mean with all due respect

1:31:02

Here's the thing about Tatiana

1:31:04

Her striking's not bad either

1:31:06

Like she's no punk

1:31:07

And she's tall

1:31:08

Tall and long

1:31:08

She's big

1:31:09

And have you seen what she does to girls on the ground?

1:31:12

Mauls them

1:31:12

Mauls them

1:31:14

Mauls them

1:31:15

It's just like the early days of the UFC

1:31:17

When elite wrestlers would take people back

1:31:18

You're fucked

1:31:18

The early days

1:31:20

What?

1:31:21

Look at the size of that dude

1:31:22

She's been drawn

1:31:22

That's a big fella

1:31:23

Yeah he's a giant

1:31:24

That guy in the back looks like

1:31:26

So that guy just rose to the top of the heap

1:31:29

I'll tell you what

1:31:29

He's a fucking problem

1:31:30

Yeah he's a problem

1:31:31

But let's see what his ground game is like

1:31:32

Because Aspinall is

1:31:34

Aspinall is fast as fuck

1:31:36

He's a black belt too

1:31:37

Black belt on the ground

1:31:38

Nah give this get zero gun

1:31:39

Keep it exciting

1:31:42

Give him a zero gun type of fight

1:31:43

Yeah you have to

1:31:44

You can't give him Aspinall right away

1:31:46

No no

1:31:46

From Tafa

1:31:47

But this is his introduction

1:31:49

Right how many fights has he had in the UFC now?

1:31:51

That was his debut

1:31:53

That was his debut

1:31:54

But all 7-0

1:31:55

7 finishes

1:31:56

Like he's a prospect

1:31:57

So what we have now

1:31:59

Is some new blood

1:32:01

Now we gotta get some more

1:32:02

You know who they should try to get?

1:32:03

I don't know if he's out of his contract

1:32:04

Is Nemkov

1:32:05

Oh

1:32:06

Nemkov

1:32:07

Nemkov was the

1:32:09

He was

1:32:10

205 right

1:32:11

But then he moved up to heavyweight

1:32:13

He's this Russian cat

1:32:14

He's fucking good man

1:32:15

He's really good

1:32:17

Real good

1:32:17

Super well rounded

1:32:19

All around

1:32:20

Bellator

1:32:21

I'm very curious to see what

1:32:22

PFL took over Bellator's contracts

1:32:24

And they're releasing everyone

1:32:25

Like a fucking Sunday sale

1:32:26

I hope we get Aaron Pico

1:32:28

I hope we get Aaron Pico

1:32:29

Aaron Pico's a free agent

1:32:30

I hope we get Aaron Pico

1:32:31

I hope GFL gets him

1:32:32

Fuck off

1:32:33

Aaron Pico

1:32:34

I hope we get Aaron Pico

1:32:35

He's wasted all this time

1:32:36

Yeah

1:32:37

These other organs

1:32:37

People don't know how good that kid is

1:32:39

He's so good

1:32:39

He got

1:32:40

His animal

1:32:41

No see this is a problem

1:32:42

He had struggles

1:32:43

And then won like

1:32:44

Nine in a row

1:32:45

You got it twisted

1:32:46

Yeah you're out of the loop

1:32:46

They pushed him too soon

1:32:48

Too fast

1:32:48

In Matt Square Garden

1:32:50

I was working

1:32:51

Matt Square Garden

1:32:52

He got cotton and guilty

1:32:53

So he's won nine in a row now

1:32:54

He's won a shit ton

1:32:55

He was a young guy

1:32:55

He was like 20 years old

1:32:56

He was fucking wrestling internationally

1:32:58

At 16 years old

1:32:59

Why are you yelling at him

1:33:00

And boxing with Freddie Roach

1:33:02

He's just yelling at him

1:33:03

I don't even understand

1:33:04

Oliveira

1:33:05

Look at that

1:33:07

Taito Ivasa

1:33:08

Taito Ivasa

1:33:09

Taito Ivasa

1:33:09

Try to drink out of my shoe

1:33:10

You can't drink out of my shoe

1:33:14

I did a show with him

1:33:15

It's disgusting

1:33:16

No

1:33:16

I threw up

1:33:19

It's so weird

1:33:20

It's like thinking how much ass you've eaten in your life

1:33:23

Not doing that shit

1:33:23

But that's different

1:33:24

That's a good way to put it

1:33:26

It's a guy spit

1:33:27

That's the last thing I thought about

1:33:28

It's nasty about that

1:33:29

Here it is baby

1:33:30

I don't care if you ate ass or not

1:33:32

I love this lady

1:33:33

She's such a fucking savage

1:33:34

Savage dude

1:33:35

She's so ferocious

1:33:37

Her drive too

1:33:38

Ooh Tatiana's looking sharp

1:33:40

She's gonna fuck her up

1:33:41

Like immediately look big

1:33:42

And they both had long layoffs too

1:33:44

Yeah she's a fucking hoss dude

1:33:46

She's a problem

1:33:47

A problem on the ground

1:33:48

Really

1:33:48

So what injuries did she have?

1:33:50

She had quite a few injuries

1:33:51

A neck injury was the main one

1:33:52

Was it a surgery?

1:33:53

I think so yeah

1:33:54

What did they do?

1:33:55

I'm not sure

1:33:56

They fused the disc

1:33:56

Oh no

1:33:58

They fused it?

1:33:59

I think so

1:34:00

Oh my goodness

1:34:01

Yikes

1:34:02

A lot of guys have the fucking fake disc

1:34:04

I mean Aljo had the fake disc

1:34:05

And it came back better than ever

1:34:07

Like Aljo got an artificial disc in his neck

1:34:09

And then beat Peter Jan bad in the rematch

1:34:13

Manhandled him

1:34:14

And Tatiana's thing is

1:34:17

She won

1:34:18

Let me think

1:34:18

She won ultimate fight

1:34:19

I think 24 in 2016

1:34:22

Wow

1:34:23

Isn't that crazy?

1:34:24

And then she's had such a long layoff

1:34:26

Because all the injuries

1:34:27

Did you see this Anthony Mackie?

1:34:28

He was playing Captain America

1:34:29

And he said

1:34:30

He goes

1:34:31

I'm playing Captain America

1:34:33

But he said something like

1:34:34

Basically

1:34:35

He's not for America

1:34:37

Yes

1:34:37

He basically said

1:34:38

But it makes no sense

1:34:39

Because Captain America's for justice

1:34:41

And for fair play and all that

1:34:43

Cool

1:34:44

Move to Ukraine

1:34:44

It was a problem

1:34:46

It was a big problem

1:34:47

It was a PR crisis

1:34:49

That guy's not my Captain America

1:34:50

No that's not my Captain America

1:34:51

That guy's a pussy

1:34:52

That's a job

1:34:53

Mike Steve Rogers

1:34:54

Isn't it weird that they feel like

1:34:55

They have to say stuff like that

1:34:56

To keep working?

1:34:57

It's weird

1:34:58

But the movie studio goes

1:34:59

Hey fuckface

1:35:00

It's not good for numbers

1:35:00

Now Americans aren't going to go to

1:35:02

Fucking Captain America

1:35:03

It's terrible for numbers

1:35:04

Yeah

1:35:04

He's out

1:35:06

You know who really fucked up?

1:35:07

Bautista

1:35:07

He went all in against Trump

1:35:09

Remember he did that video

1:35:10

Calling him a little bitch

1:35:12

And all those different things

1:35:12

What was that about?

1:35:13

Right

1:35:14

He did the whole thing

1:35:15

Where he's working out

1:35:16

You're a little bitch

1:35:16

Yeah

1:35:17

You're a little fat

1:35:17

You're looking like a bag of milk

1:35:19

Fucking hitting the bag

1:35:20

Just bad jokes

1:35:20

Doing working out

1:35:21

Fucking looking jacked

1:35:22

Better to stay out of politics

1:35:23

If you're an actor

1:35:24

Hey

1:35:24

Did you guys see

1:35:26

The new Superman trailer?

1:35:27

Did you see that shit?

1:35:29

No

1:35:29

No is it good?

1:35:29

Come on man

1:35:30

You'll get your nipples hard

1:35:31

Really?

1:35:31

Joe did you see it?

1:35:32

No I'm a grown man

1:35:33

I don't even like Superman

1:35:35

Can you please stop being

1:35:36

Such a fucking

1:35:36

Lighter fluid

1:35:37

Lighter fluid

1:35:38

Who's playing Superman?

1:35:39

Is it Henry Cavill?

1:35:40

Hey don't tell me

1:35:41

You're not going to watch that movie

1:35:42

It's the grown up

1:35:43

It depends who the Superman is

1:35:44

I am not going to watch that movie

1:35:46

Really?

1:35:46

No I think Superman is stupid

1:35:47

It depends who the Superman is

1:35:48

I think it's just like

1:35:49

Living in space

1:35:51

If you were living in space

1:35:52

Eventually your body would decay

1:35:54

It wouldn't work

1:35:55

If you come from a fucking super hero

1:35:58

I think Superman is stupid

1:35:59

You come from a place with more gravity

1:36:01

It's not going to be good for you on Earth

1:36:02

I'm on mass train

1:36:03

Fuck that

1:36:04

When you get back to your planet

1:36:05

You're not even going to be able to walk

1:36:07

Hold on

1:36:07

This is stupid

1:36:08

Captain negativity

1:36:10

He can make the world go back in time

1:36:13

Because he can go so fast

1:36:14

Look at him though

1:36:15

He's cold and he's getting pissed

1:36:16

But he's from other planets

1:36:17

What happened to the original Superman?

1:36:19

Hold on

1:36:19

Well

1:36:20

What do you mean?

1:36:21

He got fucking

1:36:22

He broke his neck and died

1:36:24

What did he say?

1:36:24

Which one is

1:36:25

Matt Christopher Reeves?

1:36:26

No Matt Christopher Reeves

1:36:27

He's paralyzed

1:36:28

I'm talking about the last guy

1:36:29

Oh they've had a bunch of certain guys

1:36:31

They're rebooting it

1:36:32

It's like they do Spider-Man

1:36:33

They have like 80 Spider-Mans

1:36:34

Oh Tobey Maguire's my Spider-Man

1:36:36

How many fucking Hulk's have they had?

1:36:37

They uh

1:36:38

Oh god

1:36:39

Mark Ruffalo

1:36:40

Who's this kid?

1:36:40

It's politics

1:36:41

Makes you hard to root for the Hulk

1:36:43

James Gunn is rebooting the whole DC universe

1:36:47

James Gunn's good too

1:36:48

Superman is breathing and stuff

1:36:50

I mean he's bleeding

1:36:51

You guys watch The Penguin?

1:36:52

Yes

1:36:53

This part's a little tough

1:36:55

I don't know how Joe's gonna take this

1:36:56

What?

1:36:56

What's going on?

1:36:57

Is he running through the storm there?

1:36:58

No this is probably

1:36:59

I haven't seen this in a super season

1:37:00

Let me see this

1:37:01

A dog saves him?

1:37:02

No no

1:37:03

Jesus Christ

1:37:05

You're not watching it

1:37:06

Wait a minute

1:37:07

Is that a fucking super dog?

1:37:09

Matthew

1:37:09

Look at this

1:37:09

No

1:37:10

Is that a super dog?

1:37:11

I'm out

1:37:11

First of all

1:37:12

If you're not watching it

1:37:14

With the sound

1:37:15

That dog had a cape

1:37:16

Then you should just shut it off

1:37:16

That dog had a cape

1:37:17

It doesn't do it justice

1:37:18

Look at Lex Cooper

1:37:19

Does the dog fly?

1:37:20

Lex Luthor

1:37:21

Can I?

1:37:22

No he said Lex Cooper

1:37:23

That's what I was telling you

1:37:25

I'm cigar drunk

1:37:25

I'm cigar drunk

1:37:26

He's like yeah

1:37:27

I have a Porsche

1:37:29

That's Guy Gardner

1:37:30

Porsche 912

1:37:31

There's Hulk girl

1:37:32

Shut up

1:37:33

Listen guys this is serious

1:37:35

You're like Zuckerberg

1:37:35

With the bows

1:37:36

Kissing

1:37:36

Same energy

1:37:38

Same vibe

1:37:39

Same vibe

1:37:40

You don't know what the fuck

1:37:41

You're talking about

1:37:42

Look it's got super dogs

1:37:43

Dragging him to safety

1:37:44

They're over

1:37:45

Listen to me

1:37:45

Watch this with the sound

1:37:47

Look at the dog

1:37:48

Why is the dog able to drag him?

1:37:49

You communists

1:37:50

You don't like dogs

1:37:51

What the fuck?

1:37:51

Why is that dog able to drag him?

1:37:52

Oh he's kissing that girl in space

1:37:54

Oh you big show off

1:37:55

He's taking that girl up in the sky

1:37:57

That looks terrible bro

1:37:58

Hey Matt the dog's a bad choice

1:37:59

I'll admit that

1:38:00

Matt kind of

1:38:01

The dog took me out of it

1:38:02

I thought the dog would be a bad choice

1:38:04

I thought the dog

1:38:06

But

1:38:06

I thought the dog was a bad choice

1:38:09

I don't think James Gunn could do any wrong

1:38:12

I agree

1:38:12

He's great

1:38:13

James Gunn

1:38:14

He's the man

1:38:14

He's the man

1:38:15

I'll see it for him

1:38:16

Three Guardians of the Galaxies

1:38:17

Were fucking good

1:38:18

Phenomenal

1:38:18

Phenomenal

1:38:19

He knows how to make you care about characters that you never heard about

1:38:23

I don't care about that dog

1:38:23

Like a fucking raccoon

1:38:24

That fake Superman dog

1:38:25

Look in the comic books it's a Superman dog

1:38:27

Did you like Guardians of the Galaxy?

1:38:29

Crypto the super dog

1:38:30

Did you like

1:38:31

There's a dog

1:38:32

He drags Superman

1:38:33

Did you like Guardians of the Galaxy?

1:38:36

I did

1:38:37

Oh well there's a talking raccoon

1:38:38

How could you watch that?

1:38:39

I loved it

1:38:40

Talking tree

1:38:41

Talking tree room

1:38:42

You know what

1:38:43

If anybody can make a super dog

1:38:44

Awesome

1:38:45

It's James Gunn

1:38:46

James Gunn

1:38:48

Did they try canceling James Gunn for being mean on set?

1:38:50

I think so yeah

1:38:51

Did they?

1:38:51

He's too great

1:38:52

He's too talented

1:38:53

Nah I think it was some like tweets he did back in the day

1:38:55

Some bullshit

1:38:56

Some bullshit

1:38:56

Whoopsies

1:38:57

But uh

1:38:58

Anyway

1:38:59

Yeah he was saying funny things

1:39:00

We're all looking forward to it

1:39:02

Yeah except me

1:39:03

I'm confused

1:39:05

I stopped rooting for the Hulk when he started wearing glasses

1:39:07

I was like you're lying to me

1:39:09

This is not the Hulk

1:39:10

No no

1:39:11

You can't have the Hulk

1:39:12

Where he's got Bruce Banner's fucking brain

1:39:14

And the Hulk's body

1:39:16

No

1:39:16

It's supposed to be

1:39:18

He changes

1:39:19

And now he's this fucking ferocious monster

1:39:22

And he doesn't remember what fucking happened

1:39:24

Wait the Hulk has glasses?

1:39:25

You're saying?

1:39:26

Yeah the new Hulk has glasses

1:39:27

And he lost weight

1:39:29

And he got shorter

1:39:30

Well listen

1:39:31

He lost the fight to Thanos

1:39:32

And he became a pussy

1:39:33

I'll tell you what

1:39:34

The 2008 Hulk was pretty good

1:39:36

What size?

1:39:36

That was the one with Ed Norton

1:39:38

And Hicks and Gracie

1:39:39

I like 1977

1:39:41

Yeah that was a good one

1:39:42

That Hulk was awesome

1:39:43

Yeah

1:39:43

That Hulk was fucking terrible

1:39:44

Eric Bono is such a pussy

1:39:46

Eric Bono is great

1:39:47

You know the real problem

1:39:48

He was alright

1:39:48

I think Ed Norton was the best one

1:39:50

But here's the problem

1:39:51

Is the pants

1:39:52

The pants don't make any goddamn sense

1:39:53

They don't make any sense

1:39:53

How are they staying up?

1:39:54

I want to see that big green dick

1:39:56

Just swinging around

1:39:56

While he's smashing things

1:39:57

There's no way

1:39:59

He's wearing 160 pound dude's pants

1:40:01

Yeah facts

1:40:01

That don't make no sense

1:40:02

Facts

1:40:03

He weighs 8,000 pounds

1:40:04

He's as big as a fucking building

1:40:06

And somehow the pants cover his dick

1:40:07

It's great if his dick stayed the same size

1:40:09

Look at the size of him

1:40:10

Yeah

1:40:10

That's the Hulk

1:40:11

That's what the Hulk's supposed to look like

1:40:12

I don't like when they made him smart

1:40:13

Yeah

1:40:13

Do you think the studios tell Mark Ruffalo

1:40:15

They like shut the fuck up dude

1:40:17

No

1:40:17

No one's gonna go see it

1:40:18

They don't care

1:40:19

They're all in the bubble

1:40:20

Mark Ruffalo

1:40:22

He's the most woke guy ever

1:40:23

I like him as an actor though

1:40:25

He's a good actor

1:40:26

Great actor

1:40:26

He's a great fox catcher

1:40:28

Crazy

1:40:28

They're crazy people

1:40:29

They're really good at acting

1:40:30

I thought Edward Norton was good

1:40:32

Edward Norton was my favorite

1:40:33

He had Hickson in there

1:40:34

Fucking breathing

1:40:35

Yes

1:40:35

Smacked him in the face

1:40:37

Yeah

1:40:37

Gotta keep him calm

1:40:38

Remember that?

1:40:38

Eric Banner was his control

1:40:40

Banner wasn't bad

1:40:43

But look

1:40:43

That's smart Hulk

1:40:44

Hulk is smart now

1:40:45

He wears t-shirts

1:40:46

Oh She-Hulk was a pile of shit

1:40:48

She-Hulk was a woke pile of shit

1:40:50

Was it woke?

1:40:52

Oh it was woke

1:40:52

There's a guy looking to

1:40:54

Say god that's over

1:40:55

There's one

1:40:56

Oh fuck it was brutal

1:40:57

Thank god that's over

1:40:58

Is it over?

1:40:58

It's over

1:40:59

It's definitely over

1:41:00

Yeah bro

1:41:00

It's gonna be illegal soon

1:41:02

Here she comes

1:41:02

New champ

1:41:03

I'm calling it

1:41:04

What do you think?

1:41:05

Trump's gonna make being woke

1:41:06

Literally illegal

1:41:07

Did you hear what he said about Prince Harry?

1:41:09

They were asking him if he was gonna deport Prince Harry

1:41:11

Cause Prince Harry talked shit about him

1:41:13

He goes no

1:41:13

He's having enough problems with his wife

1:41:15

She's terrible

1:41:16

Oh he's funny

1:41:17

He's so funny

1:41:18

Animal

1:41:18

They asked him he's gonna deport Prince Harry

1:41:21

Say what you will

1:41:22

He's still

1:41:22

He's a funny fucking dude

1:41:23

Look at the focus in this girl's eyes

1:41:26

She's such a beast dude

1:41:27

You just gotta worry about the injuries

1:41:28

You know

1:41:29

If that neck's gonna rise

1:41:30

Right

1:41:31

Where's she at now?

1:41:32

Yeah

1:41:32

Cause she's falling out

1:41:33

Two fights in the UFC

1:41:33

Said fuck it

1:41:34

It's go time

1:41:35

Gave her title shot

1:41:35

Yeah

1:41:36

It's so hard to know

1:41:37

If she can even get through a camp

1:41:38

Right

1:41:38

Yes

1:41:38

It's so hard to know

1:41:39

With these people

1:41:40

When they have like real bad injuries

1:41:41

And then after the fight

1:41:43

They'll tell you

1:41:43

Like my camp was a shambles

1:41:45

I couldn't do anything

1:41:46

Why'd I bet on you?

1:41:47

I had a broken foot

1:41:48

Well how about like Aspinall wins the title

1:41:50

He couldn't train

1:41:51

He couldn't wrestle

1:41:52

At all

1:41:53

For like 11

1:41:54

He takes the fight

1:41:55

11 against Cyril Gunn

1:41:56

That's right

1:41:56

No knee

1:41:56

Blown out fucking knee

1:41:57

Blown out knee

1:41:58

Tapes it up

1:41:58

Yep

1:41:59

Takes it up

1:41:59

And decides to take him to the ground

1:42:01

And wrestles him

1:42:03

And just show

1:42:04

Show that he's evolving

1:42:05

Colby Covington broke his foot

1:42:06

In the first round

1:42:07

That was in the fight

1:42:08

That's different

1:42:09

Yeah but still

1:42:09

It was just a really bad break

1:42:11

Yeah but that's in the fight

1:42:12

Bro how good

1:42:13

How good did Joaquin Buckley

1:42:15

Look against Colby

1:42:16

Fuck the good

1:42:17

Joaquin Buckley's a problem

1:42:18

Is Joaquin that good

1:42:20

Is Colby

1:42:20

Well he knocked out

1:42:21

Look at what he did to Wonderboy

1:42:22

Wonderboy yeah

1:42:23

He's that good

1:42:23

He's fucking good

1:42:24

He's fucking dangerous

1:42:26

At 170

1:42:27

And he's got crazy cardio

1:42:29

At 170

1:42:29

I still want to see him

1:42:30

Ian Gary

1:42:31

Oh yeah

1:42:31

That was originally supposed to go down

1:42:33

Oh yeah

1:42:33

And then they swapped them

1:42:34

And Ian Gary's fucking amazing

1:42:36

Yeah that would be a real good fight

1:42:37

Dude

1:42:38

Think about Ian Gary beat MVP

1:42:39

MVP looked great

1:42:40

Against Joaquin Buckley

1:42:41

MVP is awesome

1:42:42

Bro MVP is the fucking man

1:42:44

That against Shara Bullitt

1:42:45

That was incredible

1:42:46

That was great

1:42:47

And at 85

1:42:48

85

1:42:48

No he wants to go up

1:42:49

He wants to go up to 205

1:42:50

And fight Neary

1:42:51

My thing is do it

1:42:52

Make the fun fights

1:42:53

Like Cowboy Cerrone style

1:42:54

Do the fun fights

1:42:55

Then come back down

1:42:56

Do 205

1:42:56

And then come back down

1:42:57

You don't want to fight

1:42:57

The big boys

1:42:58

You're a thin 205

1:42:59

In 205-er

1:43:00

Yeah

1:43:01

Yeah

1:43:01

But Gary's a different thing

1:43:03

The style matchup though

1:43:04

It would be very exciting

1:43:06

Here's the thing

1:43:06

On the outside

1:43:07

No one can touch MVP

1:43:08

You can't close the distance

1:43:09

Like he can

1:43:10

No one

1:43:10

He's got that elite

1:43:12

At 37

1:43:12

Point fighting style

1:43:13

I always said that

1:43:14

Like that's going to be

1:43:15

The next problem

1:43:16

Is point fighters

1:43:16

Because they got that blitz

1:43:18

That ability to cover the distance

1:43:20

It's so fast

1:43:21

They don't have knockout power

1:43:22

Some of them do

1:43:23

Name one that does

1:43:24

Wonderboy

1:43:25

Wonderboy had a point fighting style

1:43:27

I mean he basically started out in karate

1:43:30

You know

1:43:30

And then developed as a kickboxer

1:43:32

Above the leg kickboxer

1:43:33

But then when he got to the elite level

1:43:34

He wasn't knocking guys out

1:43:36

Well he couldn't wrestle with them

1:43:37

The problem is like

1:43:38

Matt the Immortal Brown

1:43:39

Was the first guy to expose his ground game

1:43:41

Remember that?

1:43:42

He said his nickname

1:43:42

Yeah

1:43:43

He took him down and smashed him

1:43:44

That was his first fight in the UFC

1:43:45

Wasn't it?

1:43:46

I don't know

1:43:46

No the first fight was a KO

1:43:48

He got that guy with that over the shoulder kick

1:43:50

Where he like

1:43:51

Maybe his second though

1:43:52

It was early on

1:43:52

Went down with that round

1:43:54

It was very early on

1:43:55

Very early on

1:43:56

When he knocked out Jake Ellenberger

1:43:57

With that wheel kick

1:43:58

Jake Ellenberger was like

1:43:59

Making fun of spinning shit

1:44:00

Yeah

1:44:01

He said to karate

1:44:02

Yeah that's funny

1:44:03

Making fun of spinning things

1:44:04

He's like I hope he does

1:44:05

I hope he does try to hit me

1:44:06

With a wheel kick

1:44:06

And he knocked him out with it

1:44:07

Boom

1:44:08

And then remember

1:44:08

Wonderboy beat Robert Whitaker at 170

1:44:10

And then Robert Whitaker

1:44:11

Robert Whitaker was way too big

1:44:14

For 170

1:44:14

He was dying down there

1:44:16

Just dying

1:44:17

Wonderboy's sidekick

1:44:18

Is the nicest in the business

1:44:19

Oh it's so smooth

1:44:20

And it's so

1:44:21

Like it comes off the ground

1:44:23

Effortlessly

1:44:24

It just sticks you with the gut

1:44:25

It's like a jab

1:44:27

His right leg forward

1:44:29

When he throws it that way

1:44:31

It's fucking so nasty

1:44:32

And it's so hard to deal with

1:44:34

Because he can do all the other stuff too

1:44:36

So it's like

1:44:37

And he also

1:44:38

Wonderboy was one of the best ever

1:44:39

At leaning his head back

1:44:41

Like a fucking snake

1:44:42

And then firing at you

1:44:44

As he's moving backwards

1:44:45

See I feel like

1:44:46

MVP doesn't have that

1:44:48

Like he's not landing

1:44:49

Those big shots

1:44:50

Like Wonderboy did

1:44:50

It's hard to hit

1:44:51

Well he does on some guys

1:44:53

You also gotta realize

1:44:54

Not in the UFC

1:44:54

No

1:44:55

He hasn't landed

1:44:56

Not KOing guys yet

1:44:58

But look what he did

1:44:58

A cyborg

1:44:59

It's a wake up call

1:45:00

For everybody alive

1:45:01

Jesus

1:45:01

Surf cyborg was 77 years old

1:45:04

He was 177

1:45:05

But he caved his skull

1:45:07

Yeah

1:45:07

It was bad

1:45:08

Worst knockout ever

1:45:09

And the x-rays

1:45:10

Gnarly

1:45:11

Here's another guy

1:45:12

Everybody sleeps on

1:45:13

Is

1:45:14

Like who did

1:45:16

Like

1:45:17

What were his losses

1:45:19

Who's

1:45:19

MVP

1:45:21

It was Douglas Lima

1:45:23

Was the KO

1:45:24

He kicked his leg out

1:45:26

That's right

1:45:27

But Lima

1:45:27

Was the first guy

1:45:28

To stop him

1:45:29

Yes

1:45:29

Because Lima

1:45:30

He's one of the most

1:45:32

Slept on guys at 170

1:45:33

He's a guy that I really

1:45:34

Wish had left Bellator

1:45:35

I know

1:45:36

In his prime

1:45:37

He's with GFL

1:45:37

That's good

1:45:39

But how old is he now

1:45:40

Bellator's dead

1:45:41

You haven't heard from him

1:45:42

For a while

1:45:42

No

1:45:43

What was the last time

1:45:43

Contracts

1:45:44

Those contracts are a mess

1:45:46

They just sat guys

1:45:47

On the show

1:45:47

37

1:45:48

Last fight

1:45:49

September 7th

1:45:50

There's still something

1:45:51

In the tank there

1:45:52

Oh he was a monster

1:45:53

In his prime

1:45:53

Savage

1:45:54

A monster in his prime

1:45:55

Remember what Ben Askren

1:45:56

Did to him

1:45:57

Yeah

1:45:57

Ben Askren just said

1:45:59

Oh that's cute

1:45:59

Molly whopped him

1:46:01

You're going to enjoy

1:46:03

Wrestling now

1:46:03

Who do you fight?

1:46:04

Diego Lima

1:46:05

Oh yeah

1:46:06

Douglas Lima

1:46:07

He has the best things

1:46:08

Diego fought in the UFC

1:46:09

Yeah

1:46:10

Douglas Lima

1:46:11

It was no disrespect

1:46:13

But was slightly better

1:46:14

Douglas was a Bellator champion

1:46:16

He was a beast man

1:46:17

A beast

1:46:18

But the problem with that

1:46:19

Bellator title

1:46:19

Was like

1:46:20

Nobody cared

1:46:21

I'm glad you're making money

1:46:22

I'm glad you're getting paid

1:46:24

I'm happy for everybody

1:46:25

It's like being CFL

1:46:26

World champion

1:46:27

Yeah

1:46:27

We got the NFL

1:46:28

It's great

1:46:29

I hope you're getting paid

1:46:30

That's the most important thing

1:46:31

But after that

1:46:32

If you want to make the splash

1:46:34

You want to be famous

1:46:35

You want to have a legacy

1:46:36

You kind of got to make it over to the UFC

1:46:38

If you want to say you're the best in the world

1:46:40

You have to

1:46:40

If you're the champion anywhere else

1:46:42

If you're not in the UFC

1:46:42

You're just not the best

1:46:43

Unless you do the Francis thing

1:46:45

You go over there

1:46:45

And they give you 20 million dollars a fight

1:46:47

And it's a big fuck you to Dana

1:46:48

Because you still get to box

1:46:49

Yeah you get to box

1:46:51

But he's in a unique position

1:46:52

Like Francis' position is different than everybody's

1:46:55

Heavyweight

1:46:56

Heavyweight

1:46:56

Monster

1:46:57

Destroyer

1:46:59

Yeah

1:46:59

Knocks guys out with one shot

1:47:01

Like he's always going to be thought of as the heavyweight champion

1:47:03

Until somebody beats him at heavyweight

1:47:05

You know what he did to Stipe

1:47:07

And then you know

1:47:08

He beats Cyril Gaunt with a blown out knee

1:47:11

And then just dip

1:47:12

Lips

1:47:12

See you later

1:47:13

See I think pound for pound

1:47:14

And we won't ever find out

1:47:15

I think Tom Aspinall is the best

1:47:17

I think Tom beats him

1:47:19

Who knows if John beats him

1:47:20

John might beat him up

1:47:21

Yeah he could

1:47:22

John might take him down

1:47:23

And fucking ragdoll him on the ground

1:47:25

Like you know

1:47:25

John easily could

1:47:26

Because we don't know how good John is either

1:47:28

And we also don't know what happens to Tom Aspinall

1:47:30

On the third, fourth, and fifth rounds

1:47:32

We have zero idea

1:47:33

Because no one's gotten there

1:47:34

No one's even gotten close

1:47:35

There's so many question marks

1:47:36

Like we don't know how good John is

1:47:37

Right

1:47:38

You can't tell me John's the best of all time

1:47:40

Or he is the best goat

1:47:41

But you can't tell me he's the baddest heavyweight on the planet

1:47:44

After being an older steve bay

1:47:46

That's not going to do it for me

1:47:47

Right

1:47:48

Right

1:47:49

Aspinall is fucking good

1:47:50

And he's in his prime

1:47:51

But Cyril Ghosn almost beat Francis

1:47:54

I know you can say the thing about the knee

1:47:56

And you know

1:47:57

John just smoked him

1:47:59

Went right through

1:47:59

We also didn't know

1:48:00

Fucking Cyril Ghosn was a fucking three-stripe white belt

1:48:03

That's news to me

1:48:05

What is that?

1:48:06

Did he get that third stripe?

1:48:08

It's MMA

1:48:09

He's got to be able to

1:48:11

I was going to say

1:48:11

Like the bulldog guillotine

1:48:13

He's like hey dude

1:48:14

I think he might have frozen

1:48:18

It feels like he froze in the big lights there

1:48:20

I don't give a fuck

1:48:21

That's the game

1:48:22

I think he also probably is not used to a guy that's that good

1:48:24

Getting a hold of his neck

1:48:25

Yeah

1:48:25

I think he thought they'd be

1:48:28

At that level

1:48:31

World champion

1:48:33

John caught him

1:48:34

He caught him

1:48:35

I think John does that till him 100 out of 100 times

1:48:37

There's not enough hours in the day for Cyril to make up for him

1:48:40

It was great distance management too

1:48:42

John just avoided all the big shots

1:48:44

The timing of the shot was perfect

1:48:46

I can see John taking Aspinall down

1:48:48

He very well could

1:48:49

You're talking about the black belt

1:48:50

Who grew up in jiu-jitsu gyms like Matt

1:48:52

He took Daniel Cormier down twice

1:48:56

Sure

1:48:56

He's a two-time Olympian

1:48:57

It's not easy

1:48:58

DC's not a black belt on the fucking ground

1:49:00

I wonder how he is off his back

1:49:02

How he has a good guard

1:49:03

Does he have a guard

1:49:05

Does he have a guard?

1:49:05

I would assume it's not bad

1:49:06

A lot of big guys don't have a guard

1:49:07

He's been doing jiu-jitsu in his diapers

1:49:09

You're talking about

1:49:09

You'd assume that

1:49:11

But man we've seen a lot of guys who are really good

1:49:12

And they're on their back

1:49:13

And they got nothing

1:49:14

They have no answers

1:49:15

I agree

1:49:15

But as athletic as he is

1:49:17

And growing up in that culture

1:49:18

The guard's not going to be shit

1:49:20

It might not be

1:49:21

But you know

1:49:22

I don't know if he's Verdun

1:49:23

You know more than anybody

1:49:24

That big guys are mostly on top

1:49:25

When they're training

1:49:26

Yeah

1:49:26

So that's the problem

1:49:28

Unless you're a guy that's smart about it

1:49:29

Like Fabricio Verdun

1:49:30

Who developed

1:49:32

I mean that's a rare guy

1:49:33

Who's a big guy

1:49:34

Who developed a killer

1:49:35

He's my top ten of all time

1:49:38

I always put in Fabricio

1:49:40

You gotta remember

1:49:40

That guy tapped everybody

1:49:42

Dude top ten

1:49:42

There's arguing top three

1:49:44

Of all time

1:49:45

Of all time

1:49:46

People forget him

1:49:47

They sleep on him

1:49:48

When they talk about great fighters

1:49:49

First one to tap Fedor

1:49:50

First one to tap Kane

1:49:51

Bigfoot Silva

1:49:51

Tap Kane

1:49:52

Come on bro

1:49:53

Yeah

1:49:53

KO'd Mark Hunt

1:49:54

Flying knee

1:49:55

Remember that

1:49:56

Yeah

1:49:56

Yeah

1:49:56

Tap Kane

1:49:57

He tapped everybody

1:49:59

Tapped Noguera

1:49:59

Beat the brakes off Travis Brown

1:50:01

In his prime

1:50:01

Yep

1:50:02

Tapped everybody

1:50:03

Flying, flying

1:50:03

Sidekick

1:50:04

To start it out

1:50:05

Yeah

1:50:06

Fabricio Verdun

1:50:07

Was a bad man

1:50:08

So good

1:50:09

Bad man

1:50:09

Yeah

1:50:11

She's gonna get it down

1:50:12

She's gonna get it down

1:50:13

She's gonna get it down

1:50:15

I'm telling you

1:50:17

She's been drilling

1:50:18

Second round

1:50:19

Head arm choke

1:50:20

Tatiana

1:50:20

I'm excited

1:50:21

To see what happens

1:50:21

I was thinking

1:50:22

Second round

1:50:22

Tatiana looks big

1:50:24

She's big

1:50:24

She's such a problem

1:50:26

Wish I'd need that neck

1:50:27

To hold up

1:50:27

Here we go

1:50:28

Here we go

1:50:29

Here we go

1:50:29

She's been wrestling

1:50:30

Since a kid

1:50:31

Yeah but

1:50:32

She's been a

1:50:33

Bang

1:50:33

What

1:50:35

Nice

1:50:36

She's been wrestling with some Iowa wrestlers bro

1:50:38

Here we go

1:50:40

Brian who's your call

1:50:44

Who's your call

1:50:45

Brian

1:50:45

I'm going with China

1:50:46

You're such a piece of shit

1:50:48

Brennan Schaub

1:50:48

America

1:50:49

Tatiana

1:50:49

You know what

1:50:53

For funsies

1:50:54

I'm going with Zhang Wei Li

1:50:56

Because I'm right here with Brian

1:50:57

Oh yeah baby

1:50:58

Come on

1:50:58

Let's see what happens

1:50:59

Let's go

1:50:59

I'm going with champion

1:51:00

Americans

1:51:01

I'm going with the champ

1:51:03

Who's the superior striker

1:51:05

Look at her

1:51:06

Listen man

1:51:07

Dangerous striker

1:51:08

Wei Li probably have a little advantage on the feet

1:51:10

A lot more championship experience

1:51:12

A lot more championship experience

1:51:14

They're both going to have a little ring rust

1:51:16

They both haven't fought in a hot seat

1:51:17

Are you making excuses now bro

1:51:18

I'm just saying

1:51:19

There's ring rust

1:51:19

But in terms of experience

1:51:21

There's no comparison

1:51:22

Oh for sure

1:51:23

Zhang Wei Li has fought the best of the best

1:51:25

And had fucking wars

1:51:27

I mean she's had some fucking wars

1:51:30

Is that Ioana Jacek fight

1:51:31

Holy shit

1:51:32

Oh my god

1:51:33

That was crazy

1:51:33

Oh my goodness

1:51:34

Look at this shit

1:51:35

Tatiana gets it

1:51:36

Right away

1:51:37

Right away

1:51:38

How's that Iowa wrestling

1:51:40

You right away

1:51:41

I almost dropped

1:51:42

Oh my goodness

1:51:43

I almost called you a maggot

1:51:44

I almost called you a maggot

1:51:45

Look how big she looks

1:51:47

A maggot

1:51:48

Why did you call you a maggot

1:51:49

You know what I mean

1:51:50

Bro she

1:51:51

She looks like a 135er

1:51:54

She don't look like a

1:51:55

Strawweight

1:51:56

She's got a control

1:51:57

She looks like a bantamweight

1:51:58

But Whaley's been working in this position

1:51:59

Believe me

1:52:00

Did the Iowa wrestlers help her off her back

1:52:03

Let's see if she gets her in the crucifix

1:52:04

Yeah she's just going to get

1:52:05

Go for that

1:52:07

Oh Jesus

1:52:07

Bro this ain't good

1:52:08

Brian how you feeling

1:52:09

I feel like we lost

1:52:11

How's the communist feeling

1:52:13

I only did it to go along

1:52:14

She's turtling

1:52:14

She's turtling

1:52:15

I was just rooting for the champion

1:52:17

I'm very persuasive

1:52:18

I'm just rooting for the champion

1:52:20

I'm incredibly persuasive

1:52:21

Let's see if she survives

1:52:22

So right now

1:52:23

We just got to squeeze

1:52:24

We got a top

1:52:24

Top pressure

1:52:25

We've been here before

1:52:26

No shots

1:52:27

We trained this

1:52:28

No land

1:52:28

Nothing landed

1:52:29

We've been here

1:52:30

Full guard

1:52:32

We've been here

1:52:32

We work this

1:52:33

Trying to work those butterflies

1:52:35

Back to her

1:52:35

Pass that knee

1:52:36

She's dealing with it

1:52:37

She passed that knee line again

1:52:39

Different kind of pressure

1:52:40

Matt what do we do here

1:52:41

For who?

1:52:42

For my guy

1:52:44

For my girl

1:52:44

See how she's holding on

1:52:46

With that left arm

1:52:47

I don't see gender

1:52:52

I don't see gender

1:52:53

She's not doing a big job

1:52:54

America

1:52:55

She's doing a good job

1:52:56

Look at this

1:52:56

Over-unders

1:52:57

That's it

1:52:58

Wait a minute

1:52:58

America

1:52:58

She's got to float her up

1:52:59

That's not a good sign

1:53:01

We'll get up

1:53:01

Pass the knee line again

1:53:02

She can't get out of this man

1:53:04

She's dealing with a different

1:53:05

Kind of pressure

1:53:05

Look at this

1:53:06

The person getting tired

1:53:10

Is definitely going to be

1:53:11

Jean-Louis

1:53:12

The left arm

1:53:12

She's coming across the neck

1:53:14

Underneath to the far shoulder

1:53:15

She's got to struggle real hard

1:53:16

Just to not get smushed

1:53:18

Here on the bottom

1:53:18

We work those

1:53:19

We work those

1:53:20

That's it

1:53:21

Soften them up

1:53:22

She's controlling her

1:53:22

By wrapping around the waist

1:53:24

But then

1:53:24

What are you talking about

1:53:25

She's getting smushed

1:53:27

Her chest is compressed

1:53:29

She can barely breathe

1:53:30

No she's okay

1:53:30

She's just holding on over there

1:53:31

That's it

1:53:32

We're comfortable down here

1:53:32

She's going to pass

1:53:33

These butterfly hooks again

1:53:34

Yeah but this is a

1:53:35

Clear round for Tatiana bro

1:53:38

The entire round

1:53:39

Has been on top

1:53:40

And that Iowa wrestling

1:53:41

She took it out in 40 seconds

1:53:42

Yeah but we got

1:53:43

45

1:53:43

It wasn't even

1:53:46

It was probably 30

1:53:48

She's going to pass

1:53:48

That knee line again

1:53:49

Look at her stuff

1:53:50

Look at that

1:53:51

Look at that

1:53:51

Look stuff it

1:53:52

Nice

1:53:52

Side control

1:53:53

Set up the submission

1:53:54

Isolate the arm

1:53:56

She didn't even have to

1:53:57

Work for the takedown either

1:53:58

No

1:53:59

And she could probably

1:54:00

Do that all day long

1:54:01

She made it look easy man

1:54:03

What does she walk around at?

1:54:05

210

1:54:06

Let's see on low pass

1:54:12

Oh look at this

1:54:13

Look at this

1:54:14

Look at that

1:54:14

Flow

1:54:15

Come on man

1:54:15

Set up for control

1:54:17

Look at this control

1:54:18

Oh bro

1:54:19

Look at the grip

1:54:20

It's beautiful to see

1:54:21

She's keeping the right arm

1:54:22

She's moving to north south

1:54:23

She's moving to north south

1:54:24

See the problem is

1:54:25

You got to kill that near side frame

1:54:27

That's what does everything

1:54:28

It's blocking

1:54:28

Everybody thinks far underhooked

1:54:30

That near side frame

1:54:31

It reclaims guard

1:54:32

It offsets balance

1:54:33

Kill that fucking thing

1:54:34

What are you talking about man

1:54:35

The right arm

1:54:36

A right arm

1:54:36

Yes

1:54:37

Oh look at this

1:54:38

I told you

1:54:40

This is where Iowa comes in

1:54:41

Oh shit

1:54:42

Oh it's tight

1:54:43

Oh she got out of it

1:54:44

Oh she fucked up

1:54:45

John Lely fucked up

1:54:46

John Lely's on top

1:54:47

Yeah

1:54:48

She could use it to sweep her though here

1:54:50

She has the butterfly guard

1:54:52

She's a sweeper

1:54:52

John Lely's out

1:54:54

She's out

1:54:55

On top

1:54:56

Oh my goodness

1:54:57

What did I tell you

1:54:57

What did I fucking tell you

1:54:58

She lost the ground

1:54:58

But let's see what happens

1:54:59

Over the next minute

1:55:00

We've been working this

1:55:01

Wild shit can happen

1:55:01

Over this next minute

1:55:02

She's going to reverse

1:55:02

You got a wrestler on their back

1:55:03

Let's see what happens

1:55:04

Watch her reverse

1:55:04

Also she's stuck in this

1:55:05

Head and arm guillotine here

1:55:07

Look

1:55:07

Butterfly

1:55:08

She's long

1:55:08

She's going to sit back

1:55:09

She's fucking long

1:55:10

She's hard to deal with

1:55:11

She's also

1:55:11

Oh that's nice

1:55:12

That was nice

1:55:13

That was nice

1:55:14

The way she moved around that

1:55:15

Oh look at this

1:55:16

She's looking to pass

1:55:17

She's going for head and arm

1:55:18

Oh boy

1:55:18

She can't get out of that

1:55:20

That butterfly though

1:55:21

That right leg

1:55:22

She's comfortable as shit here

1:55:23

Nice long legs too

1:55:24

They're so hard to pass

1:55:25

It's a pain in the ass

1:55:26

Let's look for an elevator sweep here

1:55:29

Oh take the back

1:55:29

Under hook

1:55:30

Oh she's trying to mount

1:55:31

She's trying to mount here

1:55:32

Oh she might be sensing

1:55:33

Tatiana's fading

1:55:34

She's going to

1:55:34

No

1:55:35

Tatiana might be getting a little tired

1:55:37

Yeah

1:55:37

She's never done this before right

1:55:39

She's got to lift up

1:55:39

She's never had a world championship fight

1:55:41

There's so much adrenaline here

1:55:43

And Jean Whaley's on top

1:55:44

Yep

1:55:44

A little discouraging right

1:55:46

She won the round

1:55:47

So she's pretty happy

1:55:48

But still

1:55:48

This is like a closer round

1:55:50

Than it should have been

1:55:51

Right

1:55:51

Yeah

1:55:51

Jean Whaley's on top

1:55:53

And she's on top

1:55:54

She jumped for that guillotine

1:55:56

At the end of the round

1:55:57

She's on top

1:55:57

The fact that she got out

1:55:59

It's huge

1:55:59

Huge

1:56:00

You know

1:56:00

Here's the thing

1:56:01

Like we know Jean Whaley

1:56:03

Can do that for five rounds

1:56:04

Can Tatiana do that for five rounds

1:56:05

This is a championship fight

1:56:07

That's a question Joe Rogan

1:56:08

I don't think she's going to need to

1:56:10

No

1:56:10

I don't think she's going to need to

1:56:12

Take down is too easy

1:56:12

We'll see

1:56:13

She's going to finish her

1:56:14

We'll see kids

1:56:15

I don't like your attitude man

1:56:17

My American attitude

1:56:19

You piece of shit

1:56:19

And you want to move to Austin?

1:56:21

No no come on bro

1:56:22

Give me a second

1:56:22

I'm just

1:56:23

Yeah you have to get rid of

1:56:24

All your communist leanings

1:56:25

That you picked up

1:56:25

While you were on the West Coast

1:56:26

Do I got to buy a truck too?

1:56:28

No you don't have to

1:56:29

That's not for you

1:56:29

That's not for you

1:56:30

You should probably buy an F-150

1:56:32

That's the show everybody

1:56:33

Carry a piece

1:56:34

F-100 tallboard

1:56:35

Yeah get something nice

1:56:36

American

1:56:37

American

1:56:37

Get back into jiu-jitsu

1:56:39

Or just wrestling

1:56:40

Just do something

1:56:41

Okay

1:56:42

You moving still?

1:56:44

What are you doing?

1:56:44

Yeah do a little jiu-jitsu

1:56:46

Yeah are you?

1:56:46

Roll around

1:56:48

He does boxing too

1:56:49

And then sometimes he forgets

1:56:50

No I'm not boxing anymore

1:56:52

He forgets his name

1:56:52

I got too dizzy

1:56:53

I was getting hit

1:56:54

Sparring?

1:56:55

Yeah

1:56:55

Yeah he's boxing people

1:56:57

I was sparring a lot

1:56:58

When Schaub goes

1:56:59

Hey what are you doing?

1:57:00

55,000 years old

1:57:02

Getting punched in the face

1:57:03

Fossil

1:57:03

I love it

1:57:04

Basically like

1:57:05

Dump

1:57:07

Setting in Alzheimer's

1:57:08

Months earlier than it has to

1:57:09

I can't do jiu-jitsu either

1:57:13

Because I get hurt

1:57:13

I fucking have trouble

1:57:15

Looking for 11 days

1:57:16

You're feeble

1:57:17

You should not be feeble

1:57:18

I have a really good body under this

1:57:20

Take my shirt off right now

1:57:22

I'm wearing a leotard

1:57:23

Let's see you get this take down again

1:57:25

Come on

1:57:26

Just circle to the right

1:57:28

Ah dude

1:57:29

There you go

1:57:30

If she can't get the take down here man

1:57:32

This thing gets really interesting

1:57:34

Because if she

1:57:34

If she's a little tired

1:57:36

We're in trouble

1:57:36

Her arms are way short

1:57:37

It's hard to get close

1:57:39

That's true

1:57:39

That's true

1:57:40

There's definitely a reach

1:57:41

That distance is hard to touch anybody with

1:57:43

Well that's why she's throwing a lot of kicks

1:57:44

She just doesn't want to get take down again

1:57:46

But she is throwing

1:57:47

Oh nice right hand

1:57:48

Nice right hand

1:57:48

Oh

1:57:49

This is the thing

1:57:50

Get it

1:57:50

Oh she's got an underhook

1:57:52

Oh she's strong

1:57:53

Oh the hands are together

1:57:55

Oh yeah

1:57:56

Ready

1:57:56

The hands are together

1:57:58

Come on Matthew

1:57:59

Three

1:57:59

Two

1:58:00

One

1:58:01

She's got those long fucking arms man

1:58:02

She's taking a breath

1:58:03

And we're going for a ride

1:58:04

Yo

1:58:05

Jean-Weili's a little powerhouse man

1:58:07

She's a powerhouse

1:58:07

She's pushing that head down

1:58:09

She's a little fucking powerhouse

1:58:10

Push that fucking head down

1:58:10

This is impressive

1:58:11

Cross face

1:58:12

Oh she gets it

1:58:13

Oh

1:58:13

Oh my goodness

1:58:15

Look at this

1:58:16

She's on top again

1:58:17

She waited

1:58:17

Oh my goodness

1:58:18

This is huge

1:58:19

Look at this

1:58:20

Look at this

1:58:20

This is fucking huge

1:58:21

Use that underhook

1:58:23

See

1:58:23

Hopefully she ain't get spiked on her neck

1:58:25

That's got to be

1:58:25

That's got to be very frustrating

1:58:26

I love the escape from here

1:58:27

For the underhook

1:58:28

It's one of my favorite ways out

1:58:29

She keeps trying to mount

1:58:30

It's like you're putting your legs in jeopardy

1:58:34

When you're trying to mount all the time

1:58:35

But when you put yourself in deep hair

1:58:37

If you put them right on top of you

1:58:38

That shit worked for Naguera and pride

1:58:41

In fucking 99

1:58:41

Oh she's almost slicing through

1:58:42

She's almost slicing through

1:58:43

She's almost slicing through

1:58:45

Pressure

1:58:46

See this is the thing too

1:58:47

She can do this all day long

1:58:49

Her gas tank is fucking limitless man

1:58:51

Dude

1:58:51

She's so ferocious

1:58:53

She just keeps going

1:58:55

Look at this though man

1:58:56

Slick

1:58:57

Strong too

1:58:59

Powerful

1:58:59

Look at this

1:59:00

Oh big elbows

1:59:01

Oh big shots

1:59:02

Ow

1:59:02

Ow

1:59:03

Ow

1:59:03

Ow

1:59:04

The corn rolls are taking all that

1:59:05

Keep moving

1:59:07

That's why you win

1:59:08

Look at this

1:59:10

She's got a guillotine

1:59:12

Oh my god

1:59:13

It could be elbow off

1:59:14

She's going to take it down

1:59:15

No she don't have it

1:59:15

She don't have it

1:59:16

She's just going to explode to defend

1:59:18

I'm wondering if she's just

1:59:20

Expending a lot of energy

1:59:21

Elbows

1:59:22

Right here

1:59:22

Elbows on the right side

1:59:23

Get that arm free

1:59:24

Her hands are closed

1:59:26

She's going to take it down again

1:59:27

But she'll step over

1:59:28

He's got to get it with the control

1:59:30

But this is a lot of fucking energy

1:59:32

That's all the energy

1:59:33

Unless you're Merab

1:59:35

And also

1:59:36

Zhang is way more like Merab

1:59:38

Like that lady can go

1:59:40

She just keeps going

1:59:40

She's a fucking machine

1:59:42

Oh look at that knee to the body dude

1:59:43

That's a nasty knee to the body

1:59:45

And she's free

1:59:46

100% man

1:59:48

Battle tested

1:59:49

She's made a different shit

1:59:50

Come on

1:59:51

Tatiana's not breathing that hard

1:59:52

She looks alright

1:59:53

Look at that

1:59:55

Side kick

1:59:55

Oh look at that

1:59:57

Oh my god

1:59:57

Oh my goodness

1:59:58

Nice right hand

1:59:59

Oh boy

1:59:59

This is deep water

2:00:01

For

2:00:01

I mean this is deep water

2:00:03

Halfway through the second round

2:00:04

Bro this is a

2:00:05

Frantic pace though

2:00:06

Can I remind you

2:00:07

That she beat cancer

2:00:08

Can I remind you

2:00:09

That's right

2:00:10

This girl's a warrior

2:00:10

I like that you whispered that

2:00:12

No I'm not

2:00:12

I love it

2:00:13

Oh all the respect

2:00:14

Giant shots

2:00:15

Zhang is just throwing

2:00:16

From the out

2:00:16

Oh

2:00:17

She clipped with the

2:00:17

Eppercut

2:00:18

Coming down

2:00:18

Set up the takedown

2:00:19

Tatiana

2:00:20

I was about to say

2:00:20

God

2:00:21

Zombies

2:00:22

That was straight zombie

2:00:23

Well you go to your happy place

2:00:25

When you're kind of tired

2:00:26

And getting rocked

2:00:28

Well this is where she wants to be

2:00:30

For sure

2:00:30

Against the cage

2:00:31

Sure

2:00:31

Sure but there's not

2:00:33

She's not doing anything

2:00:33

Well she just can't

2:00:35

I mean

2:00:35

Zhang Wei Li's

2:00:36

I think surprising her

2:00:37

With the takedown defense

2:00:38

And just the physicality

2:00:39

She's been working

2:00:40

Her wrestling

2:00:41

Look at the physicality son

2:00:43

Yes

2:00:43

She's been doing this

2:00:44

So fucking strong and fit

2:00:45

Look at this

2:00:46

Again

2:00:47

Look at this

2:00:47

Turned it around man

2:00:48

Again this is huge

2:00:49

So she's got this round

2:00:51

Yeah she's winning this round

2:00:52

So it's 1-1 now

2:00:54

1-1

2:00:54

Making it exciting

2:00:56

Yeah

2:00:56

It's 1-1

2:00:57

And if I was betting on this

2:00:59

I would

2:00:59

It's tough

2:01:00

Back to China

2:01:01

Yeah

2:01:01

She's got to get busy

2:01:02

Another one for China

2:01:03

She would have had that

2:01:04

The fact that Zhang Wei Li

2:01:05

Is able to keep her on her back

2:01:07

Is very impressive

2:01:08

Yep

2:01:08

Very very impressive

2:01:09

Especially when Tatiana

2:01:10

Is so good at those butterflies

2:01:12

And elevating people

2:01:13

But she's been working

2:01:14

Nothing but wrestling

2:01:15

She knew she was going to deal with this

2:01:17

We all knew she was going to deal with this

2:01:18

Yeah but somebody like this

2:01:20

Is that her learning curve

2:01:21

I bet Tatiana did not think

2:01:22

She was going to spend a lot of time

2:01:23

On her back

2:01:24

No

2:01:24

I bet she did not anticipate

2:01:26

That Zhang Wei Li

2:01:27

Was going to be able to do this to her

2:01:28

Especially in the scrambles

2:01:29

Because Tatiana's been dominant

2:01:30

In the top position

2:01:31

Over everybody

2:01:32

To get

2:01:33

Take

2:01:34

And then also

2:01:34

Like a second round

2:01:36

Grueling pace

2:01:37

Of a five round fight

2:01:38

And in the second round

2:01:39

You're getting mauled

2:01:40

That's not a good feeling

2:01:42

She got that wrestling grit

2:01:44

Let's go

2:01:45

You know

2:01:45

Let's go

2:01:46

America

2:01:47

I'm back on a team in America

2:01:49

Yeah

2:01:50

I'm back on a team in America

2:01:51

I wish I bet money

2:01:53

That I'd be hoping I'd lose it

2:01:54

Listen

2:01:55

You chose

2:01:56

I did

2:01:57

Well I chose champion

2:01:59

Because it's just

2:02:00

There's a big difference

2:02:00

In stepping up

2:02:01

And fighting a champion

2:02:02

Like this

2:02:02

When you've been dominating

2:02:04

Ladies that are of a lesser caliber

2:02:05

I mean Zhang Wei Li's complete

2:02:07

And now you're seeing it

2:02:08

And also

2:02:09

Fucking tank

2:02:10

She's a tank of a lady

2:02:12

Alright we got one and one

2:02:13

Right now

2:02:13

Also

2:02:14

The tide

2:02:15

It's all about the tide

2:02:16

Boys

2:02:17

Once the tide takes you out to sea

2:02:19

Even though if you're only

2:02:20

A hundred yards from the shore

2:02:21

It's going in the wrong direction

2:02:23

I think it's very demoralizing

2:02:25

You're going in the wrong direction

2:02:26

Your go to move is not working

2:02:28

Right

2:02:28

Your wrestling is getting flipped

2:02:29

I'm going to repeat

2:02:30

My friend Matt here

2:02:30

She beat cancer right

2:02:32

Listen

2:02:33

Do you think

2:02:34

A lot of respect

2:02:35

I'm just saying

2:02:35

Cancer's got a good record

2:02:37

You're dealing with a different

2:02:38

Breed

2:02:40

She beat cancer

2:02:41

You think she's worried

2:02:42

About a Chinese girl

2:02:43

Yes

2:02:43

Chinese girl's beating her ass

2:02:45

Oh right hand

2:02:45

Look at that

2:02:46

That was a nice right hand

2:02:47

She's rugged though

2:02:49

But

2:02:49

Look at this

2:02:52

That's where it went

2:02:54

South for us

2:02:55

It's so impressive

2:02:55

Just the fact that she's able

2:02:57

To do this to Tatiana

2:02:58

It's so impressive

2:02:58

She's been drilling this

2:02:59

Look at this

2:03:00

Him right hand

2:03:00

On the kisser son

2:03:02

Look at that right hand

2:03:03

You watched one countdown video

2:03:04

Where they had the

2:03:05

You don't even know

2:03:07

The name of the guys

2:03:07

What I'm saying is that

2:03:08

He knows the state

2:03:09

No she was doing a lot of wrestling

2:03:11

And somebody like this

2:03:11

I do think

2:03:13

It's one thing

2:03:14

You're not going to beat her

2:03:14

In wrestling

2:03:15

But you can neutralize the wrestling

2:03:16

Hey how about let

2:03:17

Mike Beltran

2:03:18

Let his fucking mustache free

2:03:19

Oh I know

2:03:20

Let that mustache free

2:03:21

Let that mustache free

2:03:23

Why you got to tuck it in your shirt

2:03:24

That's bullshit

2:03:24

Let the mustache free

2:03:27

Look at her

2:03:27

Look at her

2:03:28

Look at

2:03:28

This round's so important

2:03:29

You're right

2:03:29

She's got a crazy gas tank

2:03:31

This round's so important

2:03:31

Fresh

2:03:32

Fresh

2:03:33

I'm going to have to sign

2:03:34

Make a petition

2:03:35

To have Mike Beltran

2:03:37

Let his mustache go free

2:03:38

Let him live

2:03:39

I like to see that thing

2:03:40

That crazy mustache

2:03:41

It's too distracting

2:03:42

Shut the fuck up

2:03:44

I'm just saying

2:03:44

Jesus Christ

2:03:45

Why did they mix it?

2:03:46

I don't know

2:03:47

Oh look at that

2:03:49

Oh oh

2:03:49

They don't like it

2:03:50

They don't like the crazy mustache

2:03:51

For some strange reason

2:03:53

I think it's awesome

2:03:54

It gets in their face

2:03:55

Shut up

2:03:56

When he's in their

2:03:57

You can't have

2:03:58

No it doesn't

2:03:58

It's hanging down

2:03:59

Mike get grabbed

2:03:59

It's like a ponytail

2:04:00

Boy you know what I just realized

2:04:05

We never had a woman referee

2:04:06

No we have

2:04:09

Who?

2:04:09

There was that one

2:04:11

Bring that shit up

2:04:12

What's her name?

2:04:13

Have they?

2:04:13

The tall blonde girl

2:04:15

Oh that's right

2:04:16

Way back in the day

2:04:17

You're right

2:04:18

She's getting clocked

2:04:19

Oh no

2:04:20

She's getting clocked

2:04:21

How many women

2:04:22

I can't remember

2:04:23

In recent times

2:04:24

A female referee

2:04:25

Oh Jesus

2:04:26

Oh my goodness

2:04:27

Oh my goodness

2:04:28

She just can't

2:04:28

She can't strike with her

2:04:29

Dude that was a pretty

2:04:31

Fucking hard shot right there

2:04:33

Goes to her happy place

2:04:34

Oh she snapped it down

2:04:35

She snapped it down

2:04:36

Come on man

2:04:36

Oh she's stuffing it now

2:04:38

She's stuffing it now

2:04:39

Now she's putting it on her

2:04:40

Oh nice knee to the body

2:04:42

Come on man

2:04:42

Vision quest

2:04:43

Let's go

2:04:44

Look at that

2:04:46

Oh this is rough

2:04:49

The problem is the striking

2:04:50

The difference

2:04:51

Big difference

2:04:52

She's not setting up

2:04:53

She's not setting strikes

2:04:54

And it's also the pace man

2:04:55

Zhang Wei Li can just

2:04:56

Maul her in these paces

2:04:58

It's also Tatiana

2:04:59

She's not putting the strike

2:05:01

Into shots together

2:05:02

She's not setting up

2:05:03

Kim wins low

2:05:06

Yeah she is

2:05:06

Literally ruining people's lives

2:05:08

She said

2:05:09

Whoops

2:05:09

Sorry Kim

2:05:10

Bring up old wounds

2:05:13

Look at this

2:05:16

Ow

2:05:17

Tatiana just

2:05:17

Finish it

2:05:18

Can't get her down anymore

2:05:19

She does the same takedown

2:05:21

That's so impressive

2:05:22

That's so impressive

2:05:24

What Zhang Wei Li

2:05:24

Has been able to do here

2:05:25

Just to be able to stop

2:05:27

These takedowns

2:05:27

And reverse them

2:05:28

When she gets them

2:05:30

So impressive

2:05:30

But it's like

2:05:32

The physicality of Zhang Wei Li

2:05:34

Is just something to think

2:05:35

Look at that

2:05:35

One two

2:05:36

She's landing

2:05:36

Nasty

2:05:37

Great athlete

2:05:38

Nasty

2:05:38

Yeah I mean just

2:05:39

Incredible conditioning

2:05:40

Yes

2:05:41

I mean you ever watch

2:05:42

Her workout videos

2:05:42

They're fucking mad dude

2:05:44

Her strength and conditioning

2:05:45

Is mad

2:05:46

Brennan you want to come over

2:05:47

To my side now

2:05:48

Look at her

2:05:49

No he stays strong

2:05:50

Well you don't jump ship

2:05:51

It's like going to electric cars

2:05:53

You'll never do it

2:05:53

Brian if she wanted to have sex

2:05:54

You'd be very uncomfortable

2:05:55

That she could kill you

2:05:56

Yeah she might be my type

2:05:57

Guys I'm a fan of her

2:06:00

I would beat the shit out of her

2:06:02

Yeah but you're 280 pounds

2:06:03

You just said I'd be scared of her

2:06:05

Not you

2:06:06

Brian

2:06:06

Oh that's why I said that

2:06:09

No Brian

2:06:10

If Brian had

2:06:11

And she's been able to stuff

2:06:13

Those takedowns

2:06:14

And Tatiana's like

2:06:15

Hesitant to keep going for him

2:06:16

Now

2:06:17

Every time she would send him up

2:06:18

When she punches

2:06:20

Her head's just off the center line

2:06:21

Every time

2:06:21

She's fucking

2:06:22

Zhang has some traps

2:06:23

She's a tank

2:06:25

The way Tatiana got that first takedown

2:06:27

It's what she did her whole career

2:06:29

And nobody ever got away

2:06:31

That pace

2:06:31

She's also striking

2:06:32

It's fucking just higher level

2:06:34

Very good

2:06:35

Very good striking

2:06:36

She keeps catching her

2:06:37

Yes

2:06:37

Tatiana just keeps moving forward

2:06:40

No this doesn't work

2:06:42

Oh

2:06:42

The difference of the striking

2:06:44

Oh it's big

2:06:45

Much higher level

2:06:46

Much higher level

2:06:47

Tatiana keeps moving forward

2:06:49

In just one line

2:06:50

And John Way Lee

2:06:50

Has not shown any signs

2:06:52

Of deteriorating

2:06:53

No

2:06:53

Not at all

2:06:55

Look at that

2:06:55

Just stepping back

2:06:56

Moving

2:06:56

Waiting

2:06:57

I don't think

2:06:59

Tatiana's

2:07:00

She's not even

2:07:01

Throwing that left hand

2:07:02

She's at a loss

2:07:02

She can't

2:07:03

Because she pays

2:07:04

Every time

2:07:04

She keeps getting picked

2:07:05

See that's the problem

2:07:06

Right there

2:07:06

The entry

2:07:07

When she does

2:07:08

Look

2:07:08

The entry

2:07:09

She gets spun around

2:07:10

It's so bad

2:07:10

It's crazy

2:07:11

But this is how strong

2:07:12

Zhang Weili is

2:07:13

Man

2:07:13

Impressive

2:07:14

Look at that

2:07:15

Fucking impressive

2:07:16

Oh

2:07:17

Look at that elbow

2:07:18

Oh

2:07:18

Look at that other elbow

2:07:19

Oh my goodness

2:07:20

Look at that

2:07:21

Oh my goodness

2:07:22

Champion

2:07:22

You're talking about a champion

2:07:24

Yep

2:07:24

Damn it

2:07:25

Dominant woman man

2:07:27

Yes

2:07:27

Dominant

2:07:28

Just a great fighter

2:07:29

Forget it

2:07:30

That kick's not it girl

2:07:32

So good

2:07:32

So good

2:07:33

And again

2:07:34

It's like you got Rose

2:07:35

You got her

2:07:36

You got Ioana

2:07:36

You got like the elite of the elite

2:07:38

In this division

2:07:39

And she's fought them all

2:07:40

Her balance is perfect

2:07:40

Look at Tatiana

2:07:41

Her head's all the way over

2:07:42

She's just

2:07:43

Leaning

2:07:44

A lot of weight

2:07:44

On her front foot

2:07:45

Forget it

2:07:46

Oh

2:07:46

That's what I'm talking about baby

2:07:48

That's a good shot

2:07:49

Finish that shit

2:07:50

Come on

2:07:51

Great job

2:07:51

Ducking under

2:07:52

That's a good shot

2:07:53

She can't finish it

2:07:54

Look at that

2:07:54

And she doesn't get it

2:07:55

Amazing

2:07:56

Damn man

2:07:56

Amazing

2:07:57

Me too

2:07:58

That was something

2:07:59

Boom

2:08:00

Down

2:08:01

And then boom

2:08:02

Oh my goodness

2:08:03

She goes low and high

2:08:04

How about those elbows in tight

2:08:06

When they were up against the cage

2:08:07

Those were fucking nasty

2:08:09

So much higher

2:08:10

How is she now

2:08:12

Elbows

2:08:12

Yeah

2:08:13

She's

2:08:13

Now she's never been

2:08:14

Facing the adversity

2:08:16

So now she's in the fourth and fifth

2:08:18

This is the big rounds

2:08:19

We call this the deep waters

2:08:20

The deep waters

2:08:21

I think that Tatiana doesn't have a game plan right now

2:08:23

It's just

2:08:23

Well her game plan was a mauler on the ground

2:08:25

And then that's not working

2:08:26

Look at the difference

2:08:27

Now you're forced to strike on the outside

2:08:28

You're fucked

2:08:29

Look at her breathing man

2:08:30

Look at her breathing in the body language

2:08:31

She doesn't really know what to do

2:08:32

So she's moving forward

2:08:34

She's

2:08:34

She don't have the tools to fix the problem

2:08:36

That body language is not good

2:08:38

Her head's literally

2:08:39

Past her front foot

2:08:40

Then you got this Chinese tear waiting over there

2:08:42

It's a disaster

2:08:43

This body language right here

2:08:44

It's never a good sign

2:08:46

She's already off the stool

2:08:47

No

2:08:47

Jumping around like that

2:08:48

It's a nightmare

2:08:49

This is bad body language

2:08:50

That's rough

2:08:51

Man this is where it gets hard

2:08:53

Because you've never done this fourth and fifth

2:08:55

Listen guys

2:08:55

We worked on the wrestling

2:08:56

We worked on the wrestling

2:08:58

How many times do I got to tell you?

2:08:59

Yeah but it's also the striking

2:09:00

The championships experience

2:09:02

It's all of it

2:09:02

Well they're asking Tatiana to do a lot

2:09:04

And she jumped the queue

2:09:06

Oh listen to this

2:09:07

He was all American

2:09:08

Isn't that amazing?

2:09:09

Isn't that incredible?

2:09:10

I'm just explaining

2:09:11

Fairweather Frankie

2:09:12

Unbelievable

2:09:13

She can still do it

2:09:14

She can still do it

2:09:15

I'm still with you

2:09:17

Right

2:09:18

I'm staying with Tatiana

2:09:19

Alright let's go

2:09:20

I like your loyalty

2:09:22

I do I appreciate it

2:09:23

Let's see what happens in the fifth round

2:09:25

He's going to be going

2:09:25

I've been thinking Tatiana all the time

2:09:27

I just want her to win

2:09:29

Because I'm American

2:09:30

Look at her

2:09:33

She's going in fearless now

2:09:35

That's exciting

2:09:36

Oh right

2:09:37

Jesus

2:09:38

Oh she clipped her again

2:09:39

She's stepping back

2:09:40

Oh Christ

2:09:43

When Tatiana closes the distance

2:09:45

Oh wow

2:09:46

She took her down

2:09:46

Unbelievable

2:09:47

Unbelievable

2:09:48

It's getting a little hot on Saturday

2:09:50

What wrestling?

2:09:51

What wrestling?

2:09:52

What wrestling?

2:09:52

Yo

2:09:53

Someone said 3-0 Zane

2:09:55

Get the fuck

2:09:55

Dude I want to

2:09:56

No not 3-0

2:09:57

The first round for sure

2:09:59

Well the first round she did

2:10:00

Communist

2:10:01

Get on top at the end

2:10:02

Bubba I'm just sorry

2:10:03

Can I just tell you

2:10:04

With this half guard escape

2:10:05

It's killing me

2:10:06

I want to fucking show it to you right now

2:10:07

What is it?

2:10:08

Hers you mean?

2:10:10

If she uses her left leg

2:10:11

Pulls it out

2:10:11

Pelvis up and down

2:10:12

She's out

2:10:13

What do you mean?

2:10:14

With her left leg

2:10:15

If she pulls

2:10:16

Scrapes it out

2:10:17

Okay

2:10:17

And she brings her pelvis forward

2:10:19

Into the floor

2:10:19

She's out

2:10:20

I'll show you

2:10:21

I'll put Brendan on me afterwards

2:10:22

I'll show you

2:10:23

Really?

2:10:23

Yeah

2:10:23

Because once you get to your side

2:10:25

You're out with it

2:10:26

Her left

2:10:27

I used to use that

2:10:31

When I was 2.30

2:10:32

Getting out from underneath

2:10:33

I swear to God

2:10:33

I'm mad if I live near you

2:10:34

I would be taking

2:10:35

If she had the underhook

2:10:36

On the left side right

2:10:36

If she has her underhook

2:10:38

And she brings her forward

2:10:39

Gets on her side

2:10:40

Yes

2:10:40

Retract this arm

2:10:42

We scrape that out

2:10:43

Pelvis forward

2:10:44

Into the floor

2:10:45

It comes out like butter

2:10:46

But you're saying

2:10:47

Her pelvis is on the floor

2:10:48

But then

2:10:49

Isn't she on the

2:10:50

How does she escape from that?

2:10:52

Yeah

2:10:52

You gotta show it to me

2:10:53

I'll show it to you

2:10:54

You would have to be

2:10:55

In the half guard

2:10:55

But when you're in the half guard

2:10:57

Where she has the underhook

2:10:58

On the left hand side

2:10:59

She could basically

2:11:00

Pop her left leg out

2:11:01

Put it beside her

2:11:02

And

2:11:02

Lean her body left

2:11:04

And she would take her down

2:11:06

Look at this

2:11:07

Head and arm

2:11:08

Oh my goodness

2:11:09

Oh my goodness

2:11:10

Oh my goodness

2:11:11

That's bad

2:11:11

Oh my goodness

2:11:12

From half guard

2:11:13

Look at this

2:11:15

Oh my god

2:11:15

I think she's okay

2:11:16

Until

2:11:17

Wait

2:11:17

Well Zhang Levy

2:11:18

She might get out of there

2:11:19

She might get all the way over

2:11:20

Yeah

2:11:20

If she gets over the side

2:11:21

But still she's cooking her

2:11:22

She's cooking her in this position

2:11:23

Yep

2:11:24

And she's waiting

2:11:24

Like she's not doing good here man

2:11:26

No

2:11:26

This is not good

2:11:27

And that left leg is basically free

2:11:29

That left leg is basically free

2:11:31

Right

2:11:31

Look at that

2:11:31

It's basically free

2:11:32

What does she want to do

2:11:33

Get her hips on the ground

2:11:33

She wants to get to the right side

2:11:34

But she doesn't want to lose position

2:11:35

While she's doing it

2:11:36

Oh no

2:11:36

Tatiana brought her back to full guard

2:11:38

Nicely done

2:11:38

That's over now

2:11:39

Now it's gone

2:11:40

But that was close

2:11:42

But she probably

2:11:43

Didn't want

2:11:44

The championship experience too

2:11:45

Didn't want to gas her

2:11:46

Her arms out

2:11:47

Somebody cut her knee

2:11:48

With a knife

2:11:48

Oh my god

2:11:49

Look at that gash

2:11:50

On her left knee

2:11:51

Jesus Christ

2:11:51

How'd that happen

2:11:51

That's a good question

2:11:52

Oh

2:11:53

Jesus

2:11:54

That's bad

2:11:55

God damn

2:11:56

She's just mauling her

2:11:57

Pushing her face down

2:11:58

Nasty elbows to the body

2:12:03

Oh she's so physical

2:12:05

Fuck

2:12:05

The thing about Zhang Wei Li

2:12:07

Is like

2:12:07

Her training

2:12:08

It's another world

2:12:10

It rivals everybody

2:12:11

It's like

2:12:12

Her strength and conditioning training

2:12:13

Is fucking amazing

2:12:14

Yeah it's ridiculous

2:12:15

If you want to get fired up

2:12:16

For a workout

2:12:17

Watch her strength and conditioning training

2:12:18

She's ferocious man

2:12:19

And again

2:12:22

It's that championship level experience

2:12:23

Like she's been in all these trench wars

2:12:25

Are you guys still hanging off Zhang's tits?

2:12:27

Yeah

2:12:28

Jesus Christ

2:12:29

Bro we're ready to buy

2:12:30

Chinese electric cars

2:12:31

We're ordering Chinese electric cars

2:12:34

That's right

2:12:34

Damn right we are

2:12:35

I hear they're good

2:12:36

They're trying to get one of them

2:12:36

Banned Chinese android phones

2:12:38

Hook it up to T-Mobile

2:12:39

They have a lot of spyware

2:12:40

And they take her by a mattress

2:12:41

Did she take Tatiana down?

2:12:42

Yeah she did

2:12:43

That spyware helps you

2:12:44

Because they give you recommendations

2:12:47

For things to buy

2:12:48

That you really want

2:12:48

That's right

2:12:49

From Alibaba

2:12:50

Man

2:12:50

It's killing me

2:12:52

Oh Tatiana scramble

2:12:53

Oh look at that

2:12:54

She capitalized on the scramble

2:12:56

Look at that

2:12:57

So much better shape

2:12:59

She can get on that half guard

2:13:01

A lot of it is just be in better shape man

2:13:03

Her fucking physical conditioning

2:13:05

It's like she can push this pace

2:13:06

And be at 100%

2:13:07

She's just better

2:13:08

She's just better

2:13:09

She's just better

2:13:09

All the way around

2:13:10

Yeah

2:13:10

In every way

2:13:11

She's better

2:13:12

Look at this

2:13:12

Side control again

2:13:13

You're dealing with a

2:13:14

0.01 percenter

2:13:16

She's a fucking animal man

2:13:17

Yeah

2:13:17

And Tatiana getting mauled off her back

2:13:20

Was not on my

2:13:21

Some Chinese tits

2:13:23

Hanging off of it

2:13:24

God damn it's alright

2:13:25

Listen Bob I'm sorry

2:13:25

Talked about this fight

2:13:26

In like two years

2:13:27

I'm just saying

2:13:27

You were all over her

2:13:29

You were like

2:13:29

She's gonna choke her out

2:13:30

In the second round

2:13:31

You really were

2:13:31

Me and Brian were right

2:13:33

Oh what's up

2:13:35

Me and Brian were right

2:13:36

Don't

2:13:36

Guys are so cool

2:13:38

We're older

2:13:38

We're older

2:13:39

My feeling was

2:13:40

I thought this was gonna be

2:13:41

The toughest fight

2:13:42

That Jean-Louis has

2:13:43

Me too

2:13:43

Just stylistically

2:13:44

But I'm so impressed

2:13:45

Not when I was in the house guys

2:13:47

Oh it's

2:13:47

Which guys from Iowa

2:13:48

Brian

2:13:48

The brothers

2:13:49

Oh those guys

2:13:50

Yeah

2:13:50

Two brothers

2:13:51

They actually weren't

2:13:53

They weren't

2:13:53

You should probably find out

2:13:54

Who they are

2:13:55

To give them credit

2:13:55

They were good but they were like

2:13:55

Top 15

2:13:56

They weren't like

2:13:56

They weren't

2:13:57

They were just that Iowa

2:13:58

They're good B

2:13:58

Chill

2:13:59

Yeah

2:13:59

But they had a really good wrestler

2:14:01

Nasty elbow

2:14:02

By Jean-Louis

2:14:03

She fucked her up with that elbow

2:14:05

You know

2:14:06

Up until now

2:14:07

She probably didn't have to

2:14:08

Use her striking too much

2:14:09

I mean that's what it must be

2:14:10

Yeah

2:14:11

If it's not broke

2:14:12

Don't fix it

2:14:12

She would just take him down

2:14:13

And smoke him

2:14:14

She's beating her up

2:14:15

You know

2:14:16

If you're in the corner there

2:14:18

You're like

2:14:18

I don't know man

2:14:20

Set the shots up better

2:14:21

Well I feel like

2:14:22

It's 3-1

2:14:23

I feel like it's 3-1

2:14:25

It is

2:14:25

Yeah

2:14:26

Of course

2:14:26

So it's over

2:14:27

Already over

2:14:28

She's tough

2:14:29

She's got to finish her

2:14:29

Dude

2:14:30

What the fuck

2:14:31

How'd that happen

2:14:32

Somebody took a bite mark

2:14:33

What?

2:14:34

From a wolf?

2:14:35

Looks like a bite mark to me

2:14:36

Stuck a wolf

2:14:38

Stuck a wolf

2:14:38

It's a bite mark

2:14:39

It's cheating

2:14:39

It's a vampire biter

2:14:41

What the fuck happened there?

2:14:41

That's a shark bite

2:14:43

Is what that is

2:14:43

How did you not like Nosferatu?

2:14:45

It's really just disappointing

2:14:46

It was alright

2:14:47

It was slow

2:14:48

He watched The Sopranos

2:14:49

He was like

2:14:49

Eh

2:14:49

Bro that vampire is the greatest vampire

2:14:52

You got a handlebar mustache

2:14:54

It was amazing

2:14:55

That's what they looked like back then

2:14:57

In two days

2:14:59

Yeah it was awesome

2:15:00

Yeah

2:15:00

It wasn't bad

2:15:01

How about when he ate the kids?

2:15:02

That was a lot right?

2:15:04

That was a lot

2:15:05

Oh that's going to make me want to see it

2:15:07

That was a lot

2:15:08

Yeah it's a great

2:15:09

Yeah it's a good selling point

2:15:12

Isn't it great when he ate the children?

2:15:13

Horrible

2:15:13

Horrible vampire

2:15:14

Yeah

2:15:15

He's horrible

2:15:16

How about when he was naked?

2:15:16

When he was on top of the dude

2:15:17

Yeah naked

2:15:18

And it was sucking out of his chest

2:15:19

Like oh

2:15:20

How about when he stands up

2:15:21

And you see his dick?

2:15:21

Yeah nice

2:15:22

Yeah

2:15:22

I pause it

2:15:23

He's scary

2:15:24

Yeah he's scary

2:15:25

He's scary

2:15:26

Fifth round

2:15:27

Let's fucking go

2:15:28

CGI though

2:15:29

He was the best vampire of all time

2:15:30

He sleeps naked too

2:15:31

Like all the other pussies

2:15:33

Yeah he does sleep naked

2:15:33

With their stupid fucking tuxedos on

2:15:35

That's ridiculous

2:15:36

And he didn't have makeup

2:15:37

Unlike those other vamps

2:15:38

Yeah

2:15:38

He was rotting too

2:15:40

You need another Lost Boys

2:15:42

That was a good fuck

2:15:42

I just watched it

2:15:43

I just re-watched it

2:15:44

How dare you bring up Lost Boys

2:15:45

It actually holds weight

2:15:46

You didn't like Lost Boys?

2:15:47

It still holds a

2:15:48

Same sentence as Nosferos

2:15:49

Oh right hand

2:15:50

Oh she just tagged her with the right hand

2:15:52

It stands the test of time man

2:15:54

If you guys are into vampires

2:15:55

You gotta watch True Blood

2:15:56

Might take some heat for that

2:15:57

But it's a six part series

2:15:59

I fell off on that series

2:16:00

Twilight's my favorite

2:16:02

Did it end well?

2:16:02

Yeah great

2:16:03

It's a good show

2:16:04

Shit

2:16:04

I thought it fell off

2:16:06

I didn't like that Bill Olsen's a prick

2:16:08

And he used to be good

2:16:09

Oh

2:16:10

Oh

2:16:10

Oh

2:16:11

Oh

2:16:11

She's making her pay

2:16:13

Oh my god

2:16:15

Even if she gets her down

2:16:17

It's phenomenal

2:16:17

You have to get a finish

2:16:19

It's takedown defense

2:16:20

It's the same

2:16:21

But it's the same move

2:16:22

Because it worked her whole career

2:16:24

Because it worked her whole career up until now

2:16:25

It's just so impressive

2:16:26

Oh look at this

2:16:27

Look at this

2:16:27

Look at this

2:16:27

It's so impressive that Zhang Weili can defend all this

2:16:30

That takedown defense is wild

2:16:30

Fucking amazing

2:16:31

Oh boy

2:16:32

Look at this still

2:16:32

Wow

2:16:33

She's got those little tree trunks

2:16:34

Still incredible

2:16:36

Unbelievable

2:16:36

I mean that's so impressive

2:16:38

That's so impressive

2:16:39

And then free

2:16:40

Spins out

2:16:41

And then you gotta eat some shots

2:16:42

Yeah

2:16:43

Then you gotta eat some shots

2:16:44

And now you're tired as fuck

2:16:45

Oh my god

2:16:46

She's coming though

2:16:46

She's coming

2:16:47

I like that she's

2:16:48

Animal

2:16:49

Going forward

2:16:50

Oh she's a fucking animal

2:16:51

I just want to emphasize

2:16:52

She beat cancer Brian

2:16:53

She did beat cancer

2:16:54

Listen all respect

2:16:55

God bless

2:16:56

No no

2:16:56

You're just dealing with

2:16:57

You're dealing with just a better fighter

2:17:00

It's very hard

2:17:01

No shame

2:17:01

That left hand is not even a threat

2:17:03

That when she throws it

2:17:04

She doesn't know what to do

2:17:05

She doesn't know what to do

2:17:06

You're going to pay every time

2:17:08

Oh she's looking for the knee

2:17:09

Trying to catch her with a knee coming

2:17:10

Oh right hand hurt her

2:17:12

This is going to be

2:17:13

Her entry is bad

2:17:14

She's hurt

2:17:15

What do you do

2:17:15

She's also older

2:17:16

This was her opportunity

2:17:17

She's going to go back down the ladder

2:17:19

The division is not deep

2:17:20

But at her age

2:17:21

One of the best ever

2:17:22

It's going to be some learning on the job

2:17:25

With the stand up

2:17:26

She's going to have to attack

2:17:27

She has to have something threatening

2:17:29

She has nothing

2:17:29

Look at this

2:17:31

She's even going for an arm lock

2:17:33

Oh boy

2:17:34

Oh no

2:17:35

That was maybe a mistake

2:17:35

Ah

2:17:36

Jeez

2:17:36

Unbelievable

2:17:37

That's conditioning

2:17:39

Yep

2:17:39

100% strength

2:17:42

And conditioning

2:17:42

Pushley

2:17:43

How dare you

2:17:45

That's your girl

2:17:45

Take down dude

2:17:47

The half guard thing again

2:17:49

One of them is exhausted

2:17:50

And one of them is not

2:17:51

Okay

2:17:52

One of them is a fucking fitness machine

2:17:54

One of them is getting their ass

2:17:55

You know what

2:17:56

You know what

2:17:56

I'm going to say it

2:17:57

Zhang Weili is a better wrestler

2:17:59

As well

2:18:00

I said it

2:18:00

MMA wrestler

2:18:01

Yes

2:18:01

She just is

2:18:02

Oh my god

2:18:03

This ain't wrestling

2:18:04

How many times have I got to tell you guys that

2:18:06

She fucking scrambles like a motherfucker

2:18:07

I'll tell you that

2:18:08

Look at this

2:18:09

Look at this

2:18:09

It shouldn't break your heart

2:18:11

She's just

2:18:12

No the half guard thing

2:18:13

You know why it breaks her heart

2:18:15

Because we're from here Brian

2:18:16

Bro look at this

2:18:17

This is amazing

2:18:18

We're from here

2:18:19

You're right

2:18:19

I'm sorry

2:18:20

I apologize

2:18:20

Matt you got to teach me

2:18:21

Tell me what's going on

2:18:23

I'm going to show you right now

2:18:24

On the floor

2:18:24

No no no no

2:18:25

If you want to completely waste your time

2:18:27

Matt

2:18:27

Show Brian that more

2:18:28

He won't remember

2:18:29

I need it

2:18:29

He still doesn't know how to throw a sidekick

2:18:30

Why are you guys picking on me

2:18:34

I'm just winning on this one

2:18:36

Come on

2:18:37

We're winning together bro

2:18:38

And I got Sean Strickland

2:18:38

In the next one

2:18:39

You got Strickland

2:18:41

How dare you

2:18:42

I know

2:18:42

It's crazy

2:18:42

Now you're back on the American train

2:18:44

I like Strickland

2:18:45

I love the way he fights

2:18:46

He's so tough to beat

2:18:47

I just love his fight

2:18:48

But I'm on the DDB train too

2:18:50

Because he's a fucking monster

2:18:51

I love the way Strickland fights

2:18:53

I'm all over those Afrikaan nuts

2:18:55

Yeah me too

2:18:56

I understand that's a smart money

2:18:57

But Strickland's

2:18:58

Strickland's an animal

2:18:59

He's beautiful

2:19:00

Also he was funny as shit

2:19:01

At the press conferences

2:19:02

Oh my god

2:19:03

He's lighting him up

2:19:03

He's always so good

2:19:04

At the press conferences

2:19:05

He's great

2:19:06

Yeah he don't give shit

2:19:08

See what he said about Palestine

2:19:09

Man

2:19:10

See you think the UFC's

2:19:13

I came in

2:19:13

After the recent Bryce Mitchell stuff

2:19:15

Let's just chill out

2:19:16

And he's like

2:19:17

You got it

2:19:17

He got up there

2:19:18

He went harder

2:19:19

I didn't hear the press conference

2:19:21

Oh man

2:19:21

I don't like when he's mean

2:19:23

But I do like his fight

2:19:24

He's not mean

2:19:25

When's he mean?

2:19:25

Well he was for the Jews

2:19:27

In that one

2:19:28

Oh

2:19:30

Oh man

2:19:31

It's Zhang Wei Li

2:19:32

By unanimous decision

2:19:34

Ladies and gentlemen

2:19:34

4-1

2:19:35

Yeah

2:19:35

4-1

2:19:36

Of course

2:19:37

And super impressive

2:19:37

And ended up on top

2:19:39

In the last round

2:19:40

Yeah

2:19:41

Still lost that round though

2:19:42

Yeah but not

2:19:43

Barely

2:19:44

But not 10-8

2:19:45

You know

2:19:46

No not 10-8

2:19:46

But like Tatiana

2:19:47

It looked like

2:19:48

She was on her way

2:19:49

To a mauling

2:19:49

All that happened

2:19:50

Was she just

2:19:50

Shut her down

2:19:51

Fucking monster

2:19:52

Monster

2:19:53

What a problem she is

2:19:54

For Tatiana it's tough

2:19:55

Because you're 31

2:19:56

Coming off these injuries

2:19:57

You had your shot at the title

2:19:58

You're not even close

2:19:59

To the

2:20:00

You got mauled

2:20:00

And you spent most of the fight

2:20:01

On your back

2:20:02

Which is crazy

2:20:03

It's tough

2:20:04

I wouldn't be surprised

2:20:04

If she retires

2:20:05

Well who knows

2:20:07

I mean she might have

2:20:08

A real hard camp

2:20:08

With all those injuries

2:20:09

Oh she's getting beat up

2:20:11

I just think striking wise

2:20:12

It's very different

2:20:13

This is ground and pound

2:20:15

Son from the top though

2:20:16

This is top control

2:20:17

Like forget about the striking

2:20:19

Which is amazing

2:20:19

But Zhang Weiwei's

2:20:20

Dominating her on the ground

2:20:22

Yeah

2:20:22

I mean beating her up

2:20:24

You know who looked good

2:20:25

With the Jasmine

2:20:26

Look at this

2:20:27

She's telling her to stand up

2:20:27

Look at this

2:20:28

Oh she looked

2:20:29

She looked really good

2:20:30

Four, three, two, one

2:20:31

Honk

2:20:32

Yeah that was rough

2:20:35

That was rough

2:20:35

That's tough

2:20:36

Yeah she's

2:20:36

Well her dreams are dashed

2:20:38

Yeah it's over

2:20:39

Let's give the girl a hug

2:20:41

I mean come on now

2:20:42

That's tough

2:20:42

It's devastating

2:20:43

Yeah but shit man

2:20:45

I think they'll hug

2:20:46

You know why it's devastating

2:20:48

Because there's

2:20:48

There's nothing she can do

2:20:50

To be there

2:20:50

There's not enough hours

2:20:51

There's no game plan

2:20:52

You can't catch that

2:20:53

That gap

2:20:54

That's a big gap

2:20:55

And you're 31

2:20:55

So who else for her

2:20:56

Who else is in Zhang Wei Li's

2:20:58

Division that's compelling

2:21:00

There's nothing

2:21:01

That's a problem

2:21:02

Women's division

2:21:03

Women's fighting right now

2:21:04

It's tough

2:21:05

Jasmine

2:21:05

Jasmine

2:21:06

Our girl

2:21:06

The Canadian

2:21:07

What about Rose Namajunas

2:21:08

She's gone up to 135

2:21:10

Damn

2:21:11

Has she

2:21:12

Yeah

2:21:12

Or excuse me

2:21:13

125

2:21:14

She went up to flyweight

2:21:15

Yeah

2:21:15

Instead of strawweight

2:21:16

They're fighting at 115

2:21:18

But Tatiana looks way bigger than that

2:21:21

Doesn't she

2:21:21

Oh yeah

2:21:22

She almost looks like a bantamweight

2:21:23

Yeah

2:21:24

She definitely looks like a 125er

2:21:26

Tough

2:21:27

Tough

2:21:27

Standing up with no problem

2:21:29

Look at this

2:21:29

Oh man

2:21:30

That was a mistake

2:21:31

Pulling guillotine

2:21:33

She didn't have any answers

2:21:35

It's just

2:21:35

It's just so impressive

2:21:37

The takedown defense

2:21:38

So impressive

2:21:39

And the ability to scramble

2:21:41

And always wind up on top

2:21:42

Like right here man

2:21:42

That's so impressive

2:21:43

That's the difference

2:21:44

She's a great athlete

2:21:45

So oh just a tank man

2:21:46

And also skills

2:21:48

Just it's like you gotta

2:21:49

It's not just the athleticism

2:21:51

It's she's doing the right thing

2:21:53

At every step

2:21:53

Like here

2:21:54

She defends the trip

2:21:56

Bro we were right

2:21:58

We were fucking right

2:21:59

Oh you guys are so cool

2:22:01

We feel cool

2:22:02

We're the cool kids

2:22:03

And Superman's for kids

2:22:04

Fuck you guys

2:22:05

Super dog can go eat shit

2:22:07

I was on board till super dog

2:22:09

No no no listen

2:22:10

The dog has a cape

2:22:11

You know what I'm giving up on

2:22:12

The dog has a cape

2:22:13

I'm giving up

2:22:14

I'm not gonna try to fuck

2:22:15

Does the dog have a cape

2:22:16

Talk to James Gunn

2:22:18

This makes no sense

2:22:18

So stupid

2:22:19

Fuck that dog

2:22:20

Listen

2:22:20

You're a dog person

2:22:22

I love dogs

2:22:23

Matt show me what you're talking about

2:22:24

I love dogs

2:22:25

I love dogs

2:22:26

But that dog can go eat shit

2:22:27

You give a fuck

2:22:28

Can I show them what I'm talking about

2:22:29

I hope super wolf eats that dog

2:22:31

I hope they keep that dog

2:22:33

Chained up outside

2:22:33

Oh the half guard escape

2:22:35

Yeah

2:22:35

Do it right over here

2:22:37

Right here

2:22:38

I don't want to get

2:22:38

No one's gonna see it

2:22:39

Someone else is gonna have to explain it

2:22:40

Okay

2:22:41

I don't give a shit

2:22:41

You wanna jump on me

2:22:43

Oh yeah

2:22:44

How are we gonna see this?

2:22:46

No one's gonna see it

2:22:47

No one's gonna see it

2:22:48

I was doing it for you guys

2:22:49

We can talk about it

2:22:50

No no because it's such a bitch

2:22:51

We're here

2:22:52

I gotta take these off

2:22:53

Brian film this

2:22:54

And you can get Instagram followers

2:22:56

Don't put on me

2:22:57

Get on me

2:22:58

Get on me big guy

2:22:59

Alright

2:22:59

Kill ya fella

2:23:00

You said you have background

2:23:01

No no I'm good

2:23:02

Now if I'm here

2:23:04

And she had the underdog

2:23:05

Okay

2:23:05

What's that?

2:23:08

Can't get a camera on us

2:23:09

No it's okay

2:23:10

Brian's gonna film it

2:23:11

Brian are you filming this?

2:23:13

Sometimes you're here

2:23:14

If I bring my weight forward

2:23:15

If I bring my weight forward

2:23:15

He can't stop me from getting here

2:23:17

But that's what you're gonna do

2:23:18

So from this position

2:23:19

Even if he keeps the weight on

2:23:21

Limp arm

2:23:21

You see my lower body?

2:23:22

Look what I do with this leg

2:23:24

Is it like good?

2:23:25

Yeah

2:23:25

If I pull this leg out

2:23:26

And bring my pelvis forward

2:23:28

Oh

2:23:28

Did you see that?

2:23:29

Yeah

2:23:29

No I just get high

2:23:30

Now we both got high

2:23:32

I'm gonna scramble

2:23:32

Well we're gonna scramble

2:23:33

Unless I wanna get this

2:23:34

Limp arm out with the left arm

2:23:37

Yeah

2:23:38

But when I bring that leg out

2:23:39

With the pelvis forward

2:23:40

Look how I can just get out of that

2:23:43

Technique my friend

2:23:44

Technique

2:23:45

You know

2:23:46

But that's such a

2:23:46

Dude it's such a

2:23:48

Technique

2:23:49

Now I'm even shorter

2:23:50

With my shooting

2:23:51

But even with huge guys man

2:23:55

It's so fucking good

2:23:57

To get out from

2:23:58

Isn't it fascinating

2:23:59

Just technique

2:24:00

Technique

2:24:01

And just knowing position

2:24:03

It makes everything

2:24:04

So much more smooth

2:24:05

And sweet

2:24:05

Such a beautiful sport

2:24:07

God damn

2:24:08

I love it

2:24:08

Oh it's the best

2:24:10

Jiu Jitsu

2:24:10

It's like watching someone

2:24:11

Pull something off

2:24:12

That's magical

2:24:13

It's just like

2:24:13

Fuck yeah

2:24:14

I know dude

2:24:15

I get so excited

2:24:16

Still when my guys

2:24:17

Are just pulling shit off

2:24:18

Oh yeah

2:24:18

Grown ass men

2:24:19

I go you know you're gonna

2:24:20

Cause every time

2:24:21

They get something

2:24:21

I'm like oh

2:24:22

Gold star

2:24:23

Gold star for John Perez

2:24:25

I'm like you know

2:24:27

You're gonna go home

2:24:27

And tell your wife

2:24:28

You got a gold star

2:24:28

You're a grown ass man

2:24:29

And they do

2:24:30

They're like I did

2:24:30

I told my wife

2:24:31

It's exciting

2:24:31

I fuck around

2:24:32

That's why when people

2:24:33

Don't care about belts

2:24:34

Oh don't care about belts

2:24:35

Yeah you do

2:24:36

Yeah you do

2:24:37

Everyone does

2:24:37

Yeah you do

2:24:38

Yeah you do

2:24:39

Well you know

2:24:40

It's like

2:24:40

The time they put into it

2:24:42

It's like getting

2:24:42

A nice pat on the back

2:24:43

Yeah

2:24:44

Well it's also

2:24:45

It's like

2:24:45

There's stages

2:24:46

That show you

2:24:47

You're legit

2:24:47

Yeah

2:24:48

Like Rick Caruso

2:24:49

The guy who's running

2:24:50

For mayor of LA

2:24:50

His son reached purple belt

2:24:52

I said hey

2:24:52

That's a big deal

2:24:53

That's a big deal

2:24:53

That's a big fucking deal

2:24:54

Purple belt

2:24:55

You're basically a black belt

2:24:56

You just gotta keep training

2:24:57

Yes

2:24:58

If you can get to purple belt

2:24:59

You can get to black belt

2:25:00

You just gotta stay at it

2:25:01

And trust the process

2:25:02

And keep training hard

2:25:03

And you'll get to black belt

2:25:04

Cause how many people

2:25:05

Actually get to black

2:25:06

Right

2:25:06

Cause people get blue belt

2:25:07

It's like you know

2:25:09

That's great

2:25:09

It's a nice little motivator

2:25:11

But you show me

2:25:11

You got purple belt

2:25:12

That means you're tapping out

2:25:13

Legit guys

2:25:13

Yeah

2:25:14

Now you got some moves

2:25:15

You probably got like

2:25:15

One nasty guillotine

2:25:17

Usually the pro belt are the worst to roll with

2:25:18

Oh yeah they explode

2:25:18

They're explosive

2:25:19

Yeah

2:25:20

Yeah yeah yeah

2:25:20

They have the skills

2:25:22

They still have the experience

2:25:23

I think when I move to Austin

2:25:24

If I really apply myself

2:25:25

By the time I'm 65

2:25:27

We gotta get you on the peptide son

2:25:30

You're fucking around with nature

2:25:31

For too long

2:25:31

I know

2:25:32

Nature's boring

2:25:33

Father time

2:25:33

I swear to god

2:25:34

Father time is undefeated son

2:25:36

He's 10-8

2:25:36

He's 10-8 against Brian

2:25:37

You gotta stop

2:25:38

Fuck with that stem cells

2:25:40

Next time we'll do another protect your neck

2:25:43

And I'll bring you in the day early

2:25:45

And we'll get you to the stem cell place

2:25:47

Ways to well

2:25:47

No problem

2:25:48

You just tell me when

2:25:49

I plan to go with my buddy Abe to Columbia in June

2:25:52

Come to Austin first

2:25:54

Yeah

2:25:54

Because we'll get it all gratis

2:25:56

You'll get it for freeze

2:25:57

For freezies

2:25:58

I'll have ways to well hook you up

2:26:00

And then we'll do a protect your neck

2:26:03

Let me know man

2:26:04

We gotta do another one

2:26:05

Those are fun

2:26:06

Those are fun

2:26:06

We do John Rollo

2:26:08

Dean Thomas

2:26:08

And Matt

2:26:10

It's fucking amazing

2:26:11

He's the best

2:26:13

John Rollo's the best

2:26:15

He's funny man

2:26:16

I love him to death

2:26:17

He's fun

2:26:18

And he's an ogre

2:26:20

He's a gigantic human being

2:26:23

Big ass black belt

2:26:24

He was well over 300 pounds at one point

2:26:27

Jesus Christ

2:26:28

Here it is folks

2:26:29

The fucking

2:26:30

Motherfucking main event

2:26:32

Where's that lighter for my cigar

2:26:34

There you go sir

2:26:35

I don't smoke cigars

2:26:36

He's all

2:26:38

He's all

2:26:38

He's all warmed up

2:26:39

So B

2:26:41

You're doing well tonight

2:26:42

So you got

2:26:42

I mean you took the favorite

2:26:44

You got Strickland

2:26:44

But you got Strickland

2:26:45

So you're taking the dog

2:26:47

Who you got

2:26:47

Who you got

2:26:48

I'm rooting for Strickland

2:26:50

But DDP

2:26:51

He's hard

2:26:53

Because he's going to push the pace

2:26:54

And it's really hard

2:26:55

If I were to put money out

2:26:56

Probably DDP

2:26:57

But I'm rooting for Strickland

2:26:58

The only thing about

2:26:59

I like the mustache

2:27:01

I really do

2:27:02

I like him with the mustache

2:27:04

He's like

2:27:05

Old Bronson

2:27:06

That fucking

2:27:07

Psychotic guy

2:27:09

From Australia

2:27:09

Yes he is

2:27:11

That's Strickland

2:27:13

He looks like a killer

2:27:14

He is

2:27:15

He's awesome

2:27:15

I think he's very focused

2:27:17

I'm fucking fired up for this

2:27:18

His boxing's outstanding

2:27:20

I'm just curious

2:27:21

What changes Strickland can make

2:27:23

He has a great team

2:27:24

I think the best

2:27:25

Besides Matt's team

2:27:26

Probably the best coaching staff

2:27:28

They have

2:27:28

Nick Sick

2:27:29

Who's this

2:27:30

You're saying

2:27:31

Nick Sick

2:27:32

This movie looks cool

2:27:34

What is this

2:27:34

Mickey 17

2:27:35

What is it

2:27:36

It looks like a phone

2:27:37

Like Black Mirror

2:27:37

Oh his hand just got chopped off

2:27:39

He plays a guy that's

2:27:40

Oh the director of Parasite

2:27:41

It's a great movie

2:27:42

He's made into clones

2:27:42

And they keep testing him out

2:27:43

He keeps dying

2:27:43

So they keep testing

2:27:45

What can you

2:27:46

Pushing him until he dies

2:27:47

And then they

2:27:48

Transfer his consciousness

2:27:49

Into a new body

2:27:50

And then the clones

2:27:51

Find themselves

2:27:51

Oh my god

2:27:53

Clones aren't dying

2:27:53

That's like

2:27:54

Fish on the trailer

2:27:55

Oh my god

2:27:56

Bro that's a real problem

2:27:58

With like

2:27:58

When they can duplicate

2:28:00

Your consciousness

2:28:00

And put it on a hard drive

2:28:01

What's to stop someone

2:28:03

Like Trump

2:28:03

From doing it a million times

2:28:04

I'm gonna have a million to me

2:28:06

I'm back

2:28:09

I'm back

2:28:10

Have a million Trumps

2:28:11

If we get to a point

2:28:13

Where you can make a clone

2:28:14

And we're probably

2:28:15

Already done that

2:28:16

China's probably

2:28:16

Already have clones

2:28:17

I bet they have clones

2:28:18

Trump would already do it

2:28:19

But how old is Trump

2:28:20

You can clone your dog

2:28:20

No you can clone your dog

2:28:21

Yeah

2:28:22

So you could probably

2:28:23

Clone a person

2:28:23

Yeah but can you get

2:28:24

Their consciousness

2:28:25

Into them

2:28:25

Definitely not

2:28:26

Like twins are different

2:28:27

Yeah

2:28:27

Right

2:28:28

Twins are like

2:28:29

Pretty close

2:28:29

That Thomas Campbell

2:28:30

Podcast was to me

2:28:32

The most mind blowing thing

2:28:34

Wild stuff right

2:28:35

Fuck

2:28:36

Wild stuff

2:28:37

It's as close to

2:28:38

Unlocking the secrets

2:28:39

Of what

2:28:39

Like that might be

2:28:41

The new evolution

2:28:42

Like we're going to

2:28:43

Realize that there's

2:28:44

Something beyond evolution

2:28:45

Like the evolution

2:28:46

Is within a larger umbrella

2:28:48

Which is the notion

2:28:49

That this is

2:28:50

This is a virtual reality

2:28:52

This is a simulation

2:28:53

It's a virtual reality

2:28:54

You're experiencing

2:28:55

With consciousness

2:28:56

Yes

2:28:56

And consciousness

2:28:57

Helps form it

2:28:58

Yes

2:28:58

I was literally

2:28:59

Just experiencing

2:29:00

Virtual reality

2:29:02

Literally

2:29:02

That's what we're saying

2:29:03

I was just playing my

2:29:04

When I knew

2:29:04

When I called you

2:29:06

And I couldn't get to you

2:29:07

When I was inviting you

2:29:08

To dinner

2:29:08

I was like

2:29:09

He's probably got

2:29:09

The fucking headset on

2:29:10

You got a camera in there

2:29:12

A camera in the fucking

2:29:13

No it's fun

2:29:15

Last night

2:29:16

I sent you the picture

2:29:17

Yeah you sent me the picture

2:29:18

You're addicted

2:29:19

What game you play again?

2:29:20

Contractor's Showdown

2:29:22

Contractor's Showdown

2:29:23

Did you ever play

2:29:24

Modern Warfare?

2:29:25

Oh yeah

2:29:25

Same shit

2:29:26

But in VR

2:29:27

Oh

2:29:28

Fucking nerdgasm

2:29:29

It's so much fun

2:29:30

I might get addicted

2:29:31

To that shit

2:29:32

Listen

2:29:32

It's fun

2:29:32

I play that shit

2:29:34

In a hotel

2:29:34

People think

2:29:35

Sometimes I'm yelling

2:29:36

And shit

2:29:37

Are you playing

2:29:37

Other people?

2:29:38

People probably think

2:29:39

Somebody's getting murdered

2:29:40

I'm like

2:29:40

I'm stabbing them

2:29:41

Are you playing

2:29:41

The game

2:29:42

Or other people?

2:29:42

I'm playing

2:29:43

The game

2:29:43

No no

2:29:43

I squat up

2:29:44

There's no way

2:29:45

You can say this

2:29:46

Without sounding

2:29:46

Like a fucking nerd

2:29:47

Stop it

2:29:47

I see you getting ready

2:29:48

No because I squat up

2:29:50

It's groups of three

2:29:51

Here we fucking go

2:29:53

Contractor's Showdown

2:29:55

Let's go

2:29:56

You're welcome

2:29:58

That's an M1 rifle

2:29:59

Look at that

2:29:59

Dude the sniping on this

2:30:02

That's the lobby right there

2:30:03

But that's the gameplay

2:30:05

Right here

2:30:05

You get out of an airplane

2:30:06

You fucking find weapons

2:30:08

And you just

2:30:09

All in virtual reality

2:30:10

Yes

2:30:10

But in virtual reality

2:30:12

Like you're loading shit

2:30:13

That's fucking great

2:30:14

How do you have time

2:30:14

To do this man

2:30:15

With all your jiu-jitsu

2:30:16

What's that?

2:30:17

How do you have time

2:30:18

You make the time

2:30:19

Dude I don't

2:30:20

First of all

2:30:21

I don't do shit

2:30:22

All I do is go to my school

2:30:23

And I do my podcast

2:30:24

I'm doing my thing with Jimmy

2:30:26

Unfiltered

2:30:27

I do my new podcast

2:30:28

Matt Sarachano

2:30:29

You're in

2:30:30

Yeah

2:30:30

So glad you finally did your own podcast

2:30:31

All I do is talk about

2:30:32

Those superman trailers

2:30:33

And fucking all that geek shit

2:30:35

But I had George

2:30:36

I had George St. Pierre

2:30:37

On the other day

2:30:37

Nice

2:30:38

Look at this fucking game

2:30:40

This is amazing

2:30:41

Oh this is fun dude

2:30:42

You like this

2:30:42

And what are you using for a gun

2:30:44

Like what kind of

2:30:45

Well you got the controllers

2:30:46

You got the controllers

2:30:47

But when you

2:30:48

Your hands are the controllers

2:30:50

So like you pick up a gun

2:30:52

You take the thing out

2:30:54

So you're really doing shit

2:30:55

With your fucking hands

2:30:55

I'm surprised

2:30:56

I'm surprised

2:30:56

I'm surprised

2:30:56

That'll make like a

2:30:57

This is a great game

2:30:59

This is a fantastic game

2:31:00

This is wild

2:31:01

Contract to showdown

2:31:02

When are you going to have

2:31:03

Like where it turns into a workout

2:31:05

Well they have some on

2:31:07

They have these unidirectional treadmills

2:31:10

Have you ever seen those?

2:31:10

They strap you in on your chest

2:31:12

So you can't move

2:31:13

And you can run

2:31:14

In any direction

2:31:15

Left, right

2:31:16

That's fucking great

2:31:16

So you're in like this

2:31:18

Like a halo

2:31:19

That goes around your waist

2:31:20

And it's connected to these cables

2:31:21

That's attached to this

2:31:23

Like circular unidirectional treadmill

2:31:24

And you run

2:31:25

In any direction

2:31:26

And you really do work out

2:31:28

And guys are fucking screaming

2:31:29

At each other

2:31:29

They all got their heads

2:31:30

See if you can find

2:31:31

My wife was going to get that

2:31:32

My wife was going to get that

2:31:33

But I can't run

2:31:34

That thing right there

2:31:34

So that's a unidirectional treadmill

2:31:36

It's fucking badass

2:31:37

So you get on that thing

2:31:39

And when you're on it

2:31:39

You're running around

2:31:40

So watch

2:31:41

This guy's on it

2:31:42

He's going to start moving

2:31:43

You start walking

2:31:45

Look at that

2:31:45

Whoa

2:31:46

Isn't that crazy?

2:31:47

You know what my wife got me?

2:31:48

She got me one of those vests

2:31:50

That when you shoot it

2:31:51

I didn't get it

2:31:52

Yeah, she got me that

2:31:53

I didn't get it hooked up yet

2:31:54

These kids now

2:31:55

Who have been playing these games

2:31:57

With the guns

2:31:57

When they go to a shooting range

2:32:00

This SWAT guy was saying

2:32:01

These kids are fucking as good as anybody

2:32:02

Well, there's a kid who does the simulation

2:32:04

They made a movie out of it

2:32:05

He played Gran Turismo

2:32:06

Then he actually raced for Nismo

2:32:08

That's funny

2:32:09

And came in third

2:32:11

Yeah, that's right

2:32:12

That's what's going on with shooting

2:32:13

These kids are all headshots

2:32:15

Do you know they did studies with surgeons

2:32:17

And they found that surgeons

2:32:18

Who play video games

2:32:19

Make like 25% less errors

2:32:20

Wow

2:32:21

Yeah

2:32:22

Makes sense

2:32:22

37%

2:32:23

37% less errors

2:32:24

Jesus Christ

2:32:25

That's crazy

2:32:26

So it's like

2:32:27

It's real

2:32:28

Like hand-eye coordination

2:32:29

And feedback

2:32:30

And motion

2:32:31

Of course

2:32:31

And I'm in a house of women, man

2:32:33

Like my wife

2:32:34

My three daughters

2:32:34

They're watching

2:32:35

The fucking Masked Singer

2:32:36

Or something

2:32:37

I could be in the room with them

2:32:38

That makes sense

2:32:40

I did the boxing thing

2:32:41

That's pretty fun

2:32:42

That's crazy

2:32:42

That you're in the room

2:32:43

That you're in the room with them

2:32:44

They're watching

2:32:44

It's like fucking

2:32:45

Gone Girl or something

2:32:46

Oh, 100%

2:32:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah

2:32:49

But, yeah, it's fun

2:32:51

It's a workout

2:32:52

They'll be

2:32:52

My son does the VR boxing

2:32:54

And sweats his ass off

2:32:56

Oh, yeah

2:32:56

The VR boxing is great

2:32:57

Because when you get hit

2:33:00

You see like a flash of light

2:33:01

It's cool

2:33:01

And eventually

2:33:03

They'll have something

2:33:04

Where you're wearing a headset

2:33:05

You'll feel like a vibration

2:33:06

In your face

2:33:07

Like you got thumped

2:33:07

So they made this illegal

2:33:09

For the MLB

2:33:11

But you can now

2:33:12

Have a pitcher

2:33:13

They'll take any pitcher

2:33:14

Like in the Major Leagues

2:33:15

And they'll throw

2:33:16

It's a simulation

2:33:17

Oh, look at this

2:33:18

You have shoes on now

2:33:19

Oh, my God

2:33:20

I think I like the treadmill better

2:33:21

I'll fall down

2:33:22

If I have those stupid shoes on

2:33:23

That looks weird

2:33:24

Yeah, you're going to fall

2:33:25

He walks weird, too

2:33:26

But they have

2:33:26

With the Major League Baseball pitchers

2:33:29

They have a simulation

2:33:30

And you can see the actual pitcher

2:33:32

And he throws

2:33:32

Whatever he throws

2:33:33

The ball comes at you

2:33:35

Who told you they made it illegal?

2:33:36

No, they made it illegal

2:33:37

They don't want anybody

2:33:39

In the Major Leagues

2:33:40

Actually using it

2:33:41

That's what happened

2:33:41

Stop lying

2:33:42

I swear

2:33:42

That's to sell videos

2:33:43

No, Kevin Bay

2:33:44

Kevin Bay was talking about it

2:33:45

The machine's like $100,000

2:33:46

You can't have it

2:33:48

What happens

2:33:49

You get arrested

2:33:50

So we get a towel on them

2:33:51

It gives them

2:33:51

It gives them too much

2:33:52

Of an advantage

2:33:53

Apparently

2:33:53

So they said

2:33:54

You can't use it

2:33:54

Yeah, too much

2:33:55

We don't want you to be good

2:33:56

Yeah, that's what happens

2:33:57

You guys don't know

2:33:58

Shut up

2:33:59

Find that out, Jamie

2:34:00

It's sticking in his face

2:34:01

You know it can't be true

2:34:02

No, it is

2:34:02

Find that

2:34:03

Our video game's illegal in MLB

2:34:05

No, no, no

2:34:06

You can't play

2:34:07

You can't have the actual

2:34:08

Pitcher simulated

2:34:09

Whatever I was drinking

2:34:10

Oh, thank you

2:34:11

Let's talk about

2:34:14

How much better Jamie is at golf

2:34:15

Than you

2:34:16

I know

2:34:16

How much better his drive was

2:34:17

Your swing is great

2:34:18

It was very depressing

2:34:20

Watching you try to compete with him

2:34:21

Oh, you try to compete with Jamie

2:34:22

Try to compete with Jamie's drive

2:34:23

My swing was actually rather beautiful

2:34:25

It wasn't that good

2:34:26

You got like 45 yards

2:34:27

Jamie got 265

2:34:29

First of all, it was longer than 45

2:34:30

And plus I wasn't warmed up

2:34:31

Off the deck, by the way

2:34:33

Not even with a T

2:34:33

Jamie, you play real or you just play virtual shit?

2:34:38

No, I play real

2:34:38

Yeah

2:34:39

He's good, man

2:34:41

Virtual shit is where he hones

2:34:42

Where he hones his skills

2:34:44

You gotta touch grass, though

2:34:45

Look at Strickland, I love it

2:34:47

Yeah, you gotta touch grass

2:34:47

But he's got that smooth stroke

2:34:49

He's got that man's body

2:34:51

Just like a fucking Charles Bronson

2:34:53

Oh, I'm so pumped for this fight

2:34:55

Yeah, this is wild, man

2:34:56

I'm just curious

2:34:59

What changes Strickland's gonna make

2:35:01

To win more rounds

2:35:02

Well, he's gotta have to

2:35:03

Do you have to avoid the takedowns?

2:35:04

Does he grapple more?

2:35:04

Does he grapple less?

2:35:05

Grapple less

2:35:06

Or more?

2:35:06

Does he shoot for takedowns?

2:35:07

He said he thinks he's gonna piece him up

2:35:10

That's what he said

2:35:11

Which means on the feet

2:35:12

Jab, teep

2:35:13

A lot of jabs and teeps

2:35:15

I think you're gonna see

2:35:16

DDP wrestle more

2:35:18

I think he's gonna

2:35:18

I think DDP is

2:35:19

I think we can see some Strickland

2:35:21

Because remember

2:35:21

This is the same coach

2:35:22

That with Francis

2:35:24

Had him shoot more

2:35:25

Surprise everybody

2:35:26

Yeah, I think he's gonna

2:35:26

I think he's gonna do a lot of wrestling

2:35:27

That staff looks legit

2:35:29

That staff on his left arm

2:35:31

That looks legit

2:35:32

That looks like real staff to me

2:35:34

Yeah, that does

2:35:34

That's not good

2:35:35

Yeah, that looks like real staff

2:35:36

So he's probably on antibiotics

2:35:37

I gotta think so

2:35:39

And if he is

2:35:40

That's not good

2:35:40

Unless he said

2:35:42

Fuck it

2:35:42

Let's just go topical

2:35:43

I bet

2:35:44

And control it

2:35:45

Yeah, he might just control it

2:35:47

With topical

2:35:48

Yeah, you don't want to use that

2:35:49

Because you can

2:35:50

You can control it

2:35:51

With topical

2:35:52

It looks like it got dug out

2:35:54

A little bit

2:35:55

It looks like a pus

2:35:57

It looks like a big old giant zit

2:35:59

That's where they get scary

2:36:00

When they get big

2:36:01

Because you think

2:36:02

They're getting systemic

2:36:03

You know

2:36:03

They're getting your bloodstream

2:36:04

I got a boil

2:36:06

Oh, something called falunco

2:36:07

Or some shit

2:36:08

On my fucking collarbone

2:36:10

When I was in Brazil

2:36:11

Dude, that was the most disgusting

2:36:13

First of all

2:36:13

The mats were disgusting

2:36:14

Was it staff?

2:36:15

No, it wasn't staff

2:36:17

I think it's a

2:36:18

They call a boil here

2:36:20

Or something

2:36:20

Whatever it was

2:36:21

But it got really big

2:36:23

Like a big zit

2:36:24

And then

2:36:25

Finally

2:36:26

It comes to a head

2:36:28

And then at the end

2:36:29

You pull out a little piece of phlegm

2:36:30

It looked like a bullet wound

2:36:31

In the head

2:36:31

It was fucking

2:36:32

I had cancer on my back

2:36:33

They took out a squeamacelle

2:36:35

Oh, he outdid me there

2:36:37

We had to

2:36:39

We had to

2:36:39

He couldn't let you

2:36:40

I beat cancer

2:36:42

I beat cancer

2:36:44

You had a fucking little pus

2:36:45

I had cancer

2:36:45

I beat cancer

2:36:46

But it kept itching

2:36:47

And I was like

2:36:48

The fuck is

2:36:49

Why is this itching

2:36:49

And I went

2:36:50

And they took out a piece

2:36:50

And she called me

2:36:51

And she goes

2:36:51

You got a little squeamacelle

2:36:52

There, man

2:36:53

It was a while ago

2:36:55

They just gave me a cream

2:36:59

I got to put on my nose

2:37:00

You see this little mark here

2:37:02

What is it?

2:37:03

What is it?

2:37:03

It's like a little

2:37:04

Basil cell

2:37:05

The lady said

2:37:05

She's giving me some chemo cream

2:37:07

It's a basil cell maybe

2:37:09

Yeah, she goes

2:37:10

But I didn't want to

2:37:11

They said

2:37:12

I'll use it

2:37:13

I'll start it next week

2:37:14

I was supposed to start it a week ago

2:37:15

But

2:37:15

And then

2:37:16

Because it's supposed to get like crusty

2:37:17

And it's going to go all nasty

2:37:18

Don't fuck around with something

2:37:21

That doesn't

2:37:21

Like if it keeps bleeding

2:37:23

That's not

2:37:24

Well, she said

2:37:24

To go back to see her

2:37:26

After two weeks of using it

2:37:27

And she'll know

2:37:28

If she has to cut me

2:37:29

It's from the sun

2:37:31

I like the sun, man

2:37:32

The sun's good for you

2:37:33

Dude, I was laying out today

2:37:35

In the fucking back of my place

2:37:36

Yeah, it was nice out

2:37:37

It is good for you

2:37:37

All that bullshit about the sun being bad for you

2:37:39

Is nonsense

2:37:39

It's just

2:37:40

You shouldn't get overexposure

2:37:42

And get burned

2:37:42

Right

2:37:43

I don't believe in sunscreen

2:37:44

You're supposed to build up

2:37:45

Moderation

2:37:46

You get dark

2:37:46

Yeah, I don't use sunscreen

2:37:48

I never have

2:37:48

Even as a kid

2:37:49

Good for you

2:37:49

That shit's poison

2:37:50

Yeah, facts

2:37:51

I mean, they have some like natural sunscreens

2:37:53

But it looks like you're wearing blackface

2:37:55

Oh, no, no

2:37:55

Oh, no

2:37:56

What does natural sunscreen look like?

2:37:59

I'll take the sunburn

2:38:00

It looks like you're goth

2:38:01

You're a goth kid

2:38:02

Zinc cream, you know

2:38:03

Yeah, that's so white

2:38:04

You see parents lathering their kids up with them

2:38:06

Like, give them some sun

2:38:07

Yeah

2:38:07

They need to

2:38:08

Everyone's scared of sunburn

2:38:09

And everyone's scared of cancer

2:38:11

What's up, Jamie?

2:38:13

What's this?

2:38:15

You see this fucking mustache?

2:38:16

I give staph

2:38:17

I don't fucking get staph

2:38:19

Oh, okay

2:38:21

All right

2:38:22

That was his take on it

2:38:24

You see this fucking

2:38:24

I give staph

2:38:25

Strickland asked if he got a staph position

2:38:26

I give staph

2:38:26

I don't fucking get staph

2:38:28

Well, that means he has staph

2:38:30

Do you see what Strickland said?

2:38:33

At the press conference

2:38:34

He goes, you fight like a

2:38:35

Like you ride the short bus

2:38:36

Like a retard

2:38:37

Yeah

2:38:37

He does fight

2:38:40

And then Drickus goes

2:38:41

And you look like the one driving it

2:38:43

That's funny

2:38:43

But the problem with that

2:38:44

Is like the one driving it

2:38:45

Is a normal person

2:38:46

Yeah

2:38:46

Not a good car

2:38:47

I heard that

2:38:48

Not a great party

2:38:48

People liked it though

2:38:50

Yeah, they're dumb

2:38:51

They're dumb

2:38:52

They're not thinking logically

2:38:53

That didn't make sense

2:38:54

I'm fucking pumped

2:38:57

His coach is jacked

2:38:58

What do you think, Matt?

2:38:59

You know

2:39:01

I'm going with Strickland

2:39:03

I feel like Strickland's

2:39:05

Going to win by decision

2:39:06

But

2:39:07

Smart money's on DDP

2:39:08

You know why?

2:39:09

Because he adds in those takedowns

2:39:10

But he takes away those takedowns

2:39:13

And he puts a little more stank on it

2:39:15

I feel

2:39:16

Who knows how much that cut

2:39:18

Really bothered him

2:39:18

With that eye

2:39:19

Because he's making

2:39:20

I think he's an honest guy

2:39:22

And he's saying it

2:39:23

Fucked with him

2:39:24

You know

2:39:25

I'm sure it did

2:39:26

I have to say

2:39:27

I have to say

2:39:27

That Strickland stands

2:39:29

Pretty straight up

2:39:29

So he does seem open

2:39:30

For takedowns

2:39:31

And I'm surprised

2:39:32

He's hard to take down

2:39:32

I know

2:39:33

He's hard to take down

2:39:34

I'm surprised

2:39:34

He's fucking skillful

2:39:36

And he spars so much

2:39:38

I know

2:39:38

You know

2:39:38

He spars more than anybody

2:39:39

In the UFC

2:39:40

When they put that mouthpiece in

2:39:41

That registers

2:39:42

How many times you get hit

2:39:42

He gets hit less than anybody

2:39:43

Yeah

2:39:44

He's the best striking defense ever

2:39:46

Yeah, ever

2:39:46

That's why I love watching him

2:39:47

He's amazing

2:39:48

He's gonna

2:39:48

But deep

2:39:49

He's so big

2:39:50

I thought he won the first fight

2:39:51

He's a tough puzzle to solve

2:39:52

I thought he won the first fight

2:39:53

But I thought it was close

2:39:54

Dana thought he won the first fight too

2:39:56

Yeah

2:39:56

And again

2:39:58

He might have been compromised

2:39:59

With that eye

2:40:00

He definitely was

2:40:01

But I think

2:40:02

Also

2:40:02

I think Drickus is even better

2:40:03

Yeah

2:40:04

I think Drickus just keeps getting better

2:40:05

Yeah

2:40:06

He's got that belief in himself

2:40:08

Oh man

2:40:08

And he's huge

2:40:10

When I stand next to him

2:40:11

I can't believe he makes 185

2:40:13

I mean he literally

2:40:14

When in between fights

2:40:16

He looks like a heavyweight

2:40:17

He's so big

2:40:18

He looked like he was 240

2:40:20

Standing next to Bisbing

2:40:21

And Bisbing's 220

2:40:22

Well, he looked real thin

2:40:24

At the weigh-ins yesterday

2:40:25

And he looks like he filled in a lot

2:40:27

They interviewed him

2:40:27

Like pretty much right after

2:40:29

He got on the scales

2:40:30

Which I always think sucks

2:40:31

Yeah

2:40:32

Give the guy a few hours

2:40:33

You know

2:40:33

You're not allowed to do

2:40:34

IV

2:40:36

No, you're not

2:40:37

Why?

2:40:37

I don't know

2:40:38

I think he's stupid

2:40:39

Me too

2:40:39

I think he could mask

2:40:40

I got an IV today

2:40:41

It was awesome

2:40:41

I love IV

2:40:42

IV vitamins and zinc

2:40:45

Whenever I'm feeling kind of shitty

2:40:46

I get an IV, NAD, vitamins, zinc

2:40:49

Yeah, what about NAD?

2:40:50

They say NAD

2:40:51

Oh, it's great

2:40:51

It is?

2:40:52

Phenomenal

2:40:53

What do they say?

2:40:53

What do they say?

2:40:54

You have to shoot it first?

2:40:55

You have to shoot it into your body first?

2:40:56

No

2:40:57

You don't take it supplement wise

2:40:58

You shoot it

2:40:59

No

2:40:59

You can take NMN

2:41:01

Which helps build up it naturally

2:41:04

Right

2:41:05

It has kind of a similar effect

2:41:06

But I think IV, NAD is the most potent form of it

2:41:09

You take a lot of stuff

2:41:10

That's right, bitch

2:41:11

There you go

2:41:13

Feeling good

2:41:15

I like it

2:41:15

Feeling good at 85 years old

2:41:17

Not bad, buddy

2:41:18

When are you 58?

2:41:20

August

2:41:21

Yep

2:41:22

Is it going to feel weird when you say you're 60?

2:41:24

Because it felt weird when I was

2:41:25

50 felt a little weird

2:41:27

Dude, you're 50, bro

2:41:28

I'm fucking 50, bro

2:41:29

Fuck, you don't look good

2:41:30

Sorry, guys

2:41:32

I know you're approaching the other one

2:41:33

But I'm 50

2:41:34

You look good

2:41:34

I'm 57

2:41:35

I'll be 58

2:41:36

I don't think about it anymore

2:41:38

Because there's nothing I can do about it

2:41:39

All I think about is making sure my body works great

2:41:41

Yep

2:41:42

And as long as I stay up on the peptides

2:41:44

And the hormones

2:41:45

And train all the time

2:41:46

And constantly work out

2:41:48

Do a bunch of different things

2:41:49

Cattle bells

2:41:50

Cardio

2:41:51

Cold plunge

2:41:52

Sauna

2:41:52

Every day

2:41:53

All these different things

2:41:55

It stays working

2:41:56

But if you look at a 58 year old

2:41:58

From like the 1960s

2:41:59

They were dead, man

2:41:59

They were dead

2:42:00

It's a different thing

2:42:01

Like 58 is different than what it was

2:42:03

Bro, I'm sweating

2:42:03

I'm getting ready for this fight

2:42:04

I'm fucking fired up

2:42:05

I can't wait

2:42:06

I'm sweating

2:42:07

TDP has actually skinny legs

2:42:08

So a lot of his weights

2:42:09

Is his upper body

2:42:10

I don't know if they're skinny

2:42:11

I mean, comparatively

2:42:12

Comparatively

2:42:13

Fucking, uh

2:42:14

Pereira's ass

2:42:15

He's got more ass than Beyonce, man

2:42:16

That ass is on a different level

2:42:18

I don't know about that

2:42:19

Who?

2:42:19

Pereira, you mean?

2:42:20

I mean, Pereira

2:42:21

Oh, yeah, my God

2:42:22

Unbelievable

2:42:22

Bro, that's the scariest kickboxer

2:42:25

That's ever fought the sport

2:42:26

Oh, you fuck up one time

2:42:28

What is he?

2:42:29

No, no, no

2:42:30

Pereira

2:42:31

Oh, one shot

2:42:32

I think what he did to Strickland

2:42:33

Yeah

2:42:33

Greatest defensive fighter we've seen

2:42:35

Just one left hook

2:42:36

Starched him

2:42:36

Starched him

2:42:37

Tagged him a couple times to the chest

2:42:39

Got him reaching for it

2:42:40

Came over with that left hook

2:42:41

Night, night

2:42:42

For Izzy's legacy

2:42:44

It's nice he had that one time

2:42:45

It's nice

2:42:46

And the way he did it

2:42:47

The way he

2:42:47

And with the arrows at the end

2:42:49

He has

2:42:49

That's enough just to be like

2:42:51

All right

2:42:52

You know what

2:42:52

Oh, his legacy

2:42:53

I think with Alex

2:42:55

There's a difference between

2:42:56

MMA striking

2:42:57

Like the elite strikers

2:42:59

And then actual elite strikers

2:43:01

Right

2:43:01

He's an actual elite

2:43:03

Two-division glory world champion

2:43:05

Big, huge difference

2:43:06

But then there's that dude

2:43:07

Vahitov

2:43:07

That's now in MMA

2:43:08

Who beat him in glory

2:43:10

In his last fight

2:43:10

Close fight

2:43:11

Decision

2:43:12

Super controversial fight

2:43:14

But he won

2:43:15

And he landed more shots

2:43:16

Than Pereira

2:43:17

And he's got a style

2:43:19

That like doesn't leave

2:43:20

Any openings

2:43:20

He's like very technical

2:43:22

He's like a really good kickboxer

2:43:24

I don't know

2:43:26

What kind of a ground game

2:43:27

If anything he has

2:43:28

They got DDP listed at 6-1

2:43:30

He's not 6-2

2:43:31

He looks 6-2 to me

2:43:32

But those guys like that

2:43:35

That are Russian

2:43:36

Those Russian dudes

2:43:38

They learn wrestling

2:43:38

When they're fucking babies

2:43:40

Anyway

2:43:40

I guarantee that guy

2:43:41

Has some sort of a Sambo background

2:43:43

The shape he's in

2:43:44

Holy shit

2:43:45

He's as strong as fuck

2:43:47

Yeah Vahitov is interesting

2:43:49

Because I think he just fought

2:43:50

On Dana White's contender series

2:43:52

They signed him?

2:43:53

I think they signed him

2:43:54

He's just going to

2:43:55

See if that Artem Vahitov

2:43:57

If he fought on Dana White's contender series

2:43:59

He's just going to have a tough path

2:44:00

To get to Alex

2:44:01

Alex was catapulted to the front

2:44:02

Because Izzy was so dominant

2:44:04

So they sped him to the front

2:44:06

Right

2:44:06

It's going to be different

2:44:07

No it's different

2:44:08

Also it's different

2:44:09

Because Alex puts people

2:44:10

Into night-night land

2:44:11

And Vahitov

2:44:12

He won by TKO

2:44:13

Yeah he won by TKO

2:44:14

Vahitov is fucking good man

2:44:16

Super technical

2:44:17

Here we go

2:44:18

Let's fuck

2:44:19

Here we go

2:44:20

This is an insane way

2:44:21

To make a living

2:44:22

Oh my goodness

2:44:23

I fucking love it man

2:44:24

This is it

2:44:25

This is it

2:44:25

Here we go

2:44:26

Here we fucking go

2:44:27

Alright

2:44:28

Round one

2:44:28

Let's go

2:44:29

Look at that

2:44:30

I'm so curious

2:44:36

On the adjustments

2:44:37

They make

2:44:38

I think Sean

2:44:40

Fights one way man

2:44:41

Yeah

2:44:42

He's going to just do more of it

2:44:43

That's what it works

2:44:44

It's such a good way

2:44:44

It's such a good way

2:44:45

That jab is just so hard

2:44:47

To fuck with

2:44:47

Straight up

2:44:48

DDP did a lot of that

2:44:50

In that first fight too

2:44:51

That left switch kick

2:44:52

Beats up the arms a little bit

2:44:53

Yeah

2:44:54

They're getting the old

2:44:55

You know because even if you block it

2:44:57

Like that sucks

2:44:58

It's still causing damage

2:44:59

That sucks

2:44:59

I mean it sucks your calf

2:45:01

Imagine what it's doing to your forearm

2:45:02

I know

2:45:03

I mean so many times

2:45:05

Guys arms go numb

2:45:06

And you just don't know it

2:45:07

Because they're still moving around

2:45:09

It's not like a calf

2:45:10

Where you see them limping

2:45:11

I mean how much does that shit

2:45:14

Take out of your punching power

2:45:15

That kick

2:45:16

Yeah he was slick with that

2:45:18

He landed a lot of those

2:45:19

In the first fight

2:45:20

That's kind of sucks

2:45:21

He's just

2:45:21

He's a guy that

2:45:22

For whatever reason

2:45:23

Because the way he moves

2:45:25

People sleep on him

2:45:26

Yeah they don't give him

2:45:26

The respect

2:45:27

It's weird

2:45:27

He doesn't look like

2:45:29

Your conventional elite

2:45:30

Oh look at that

2:45:30

Sneaky

2:45:31

Question mark kick

2:45:33

He keeps throwing that

2:45:36

Up to the top

2:45:36

It's quick too

2:45:37

And he's got the endurance

2:45:38

To keep throwing him

2:45:39

And there's the low kick

2:45:40

Sean's really good

2:45:41

At checking his kicks

2:45:42

But he's not checking these

2:45:43

Well he does that same style

2:45:45

Of checking kicks

2:45:46

That Pereira does

2:45:47

Where he kind of

2:45:48

Yeah he hacky sacks

2:45:49

You know you turn that

2:45:51

Foot all the way up

2:45:52

Towards your knee

2:45:53

I love that jab

2:45:54

I love the jab man

2:45:55

Yeah man

2:45:56

He's so smooth man

2:45:57

But DDP's doing a smart thing

2:46:02

By attacking the legs

2:46:03

Really smart

2:46:03

Attacking the legs

2:46:05

And attacking the arm

2:46:05

With the switch kick

2:46:06

And then threatening

2:46:07

With the high kick

2:46:07

Ouch and ouch

2:46:08

It's just an investment

2:46:09

For later rounds

2:46:10

It's such an awkward

2:46:12

Way of moving

2:46:13

It's so weird

2:46:14

Like Robert Whitaker

2:46:15

And Izzy were talking about

2:46:16

And they're like

2:46:16

He's the best shit fighter ever

2:46:18

Yeah

2:46:18

But how do you say that

2:46:19

He's a world

2:46:20

How do you say he's a shit fighter

2:46:21

The guy's a fucking world champion

2:46:23

But it's just

2:46:24

It's awkward

2:46:24

But so effective

2:46:26

Like when he took out

2:46:27

Robert Whitaker

2:46:28

In the first round

2:46:28

I was like

2:46:28

My god

2:46:29

He's powerful athletic

2:46:32

Oh my god

2:46:33

He's so strong

2:46:34

He's just durable

2:46:35

He's durable as fucking

2:46:36

This is the old feeling out stage

2:46:38

And that

2:46:39

But that move

2:46:40

That he's doing

2:46:40

The high kick

2:46:41

Sean's moving back

2:46:42

That's interesting

2:46:42

Oh

2:46:43

Spinning back

2:46:44

Yeah

2:46:44

Well this is where

2:46:46

Sean fights at his best

2:46:47

But DDP is

2:46:48

By doing those

2:46:50

Switch kicks

2:46:51

And those low kicks

2:46:52

There he did the hacky sack

2:46:53

On that one

2:46:53

You have to stand in your grill

2:46:54

Look at Sean

2:46:54

Bop bop

2:46:55

That is a dangerous move

2:46:58

That left kick

2:46:58

Because it's sneaky

2:46:59

He didn't land it to the face

2:47:01

In the first fight

2:47:02

But he threatened with it

2:47:03

A bunch of times

2:47:03

If he can land that

2:47:05

That's a fucking fight changer

2:47:06

God

2:47:08

Sean's so hard to hit

2:47:10

He is man

2:47:11

So hard to hit clean

2:47:12

His instincts

2:47:13

And his timing

2:47:14

Because he spars so much

2:47:15

The DDP's being active

2:47:15

Out there man

2:47:16

Oh yeah

2:47:16

The DDP's winning the round

2:47:18

Well he's certainly

2:47:19

Landing more kicks

2:47:20

Yeah

2:47:20

Right

2:47:20

That's what matters

2:47:22

For the judges

2:47:23

Well damage matters

2:47:25

I mean if Sean

2:47:26

Can get off a one two

2:47:27

If he could do

2:47:28

Something significant

2:47:29

But right now

2:47:29

It's like

2:47:30

Just kind of touching him

2:47:31

And DDP's not

2:47:32

Letting him set up

2:47:33

Nope

2:47:33

He's not letting him

2:47:34

Get in a groove

2:47:35

Sean does not

2:47:37

Kick that much

2:47:38

You know

2:47:38

And when he kicks

2:47:39

It's very linear

2:47:40

He's got a really

2:47:40

Fucked up

2:47:41

Was it right leg

2:47:42

Yeah his quad

2:47:43

You don't have a quad

2:47:44

It's all fucked up

2:47:45

Really

2:47:46

He was just riding a motorcycle

2:47:47

On the countdown show

2:47:48

And fell down

2:47:49

Yeah

2:47:49

He's crazy

2:47:50

Yeah he fell down

2:47:51

He's crazy

2:47:52

I mean he's got a giant fight

2:47:55

Coming up

2:47:56

And he's still riding motorcycles

2:47:57

Nice

2:47:57

He was wrestling with guys

2:47:58

In Australia

2:47:59

On a beach

2:48:00

On a bridge

2:48:01

Throwing him into the water

2:48:02

Yeah

2:48:02

Doing backflips

2:48:04

I saw that

2:48:04

Yeah

2:48:05

It's an animal

2:48:05

He's getting outpointed right now

2:48:07

Only because he's not busy enough

2:48:09

Yeah DDP's winning this round

2:48:11

He's definitely more active

2:48:13

Oh there's that jab

2:48:14

Boy you hit DDP

2:48:16

He gets mad

2:48:16

Yeah he does

2:48:17

He goes bulldog mode on you

2:48:20

He's just gotta do something significant

2:48:26

Other than just touch him with the jab

2:48:27

Sean

2:48:29

Yeah

2:48:29

He really doesn't do much more than that

2:48:31

Well he's looking for them openings

2:48:32

And right

2:48:33

That low kick is so nice

2:48:35

That timing is so nice

2:48:37

Yeah this is

2:48:40

And I think DDP just keeps getting better too

2:48:42

That's the thing

2:48:43

And then as a champion

2:48:44

You know

2:48:45

I mean I think he's got even more confidence

2:48:47

Yeah I think DDP

2:48:48

He has a lot more growth

2:48:49

And adjustments to make

2:48:51

To beat Strictly

2:48:52

And the kicks are just a totally different element

2:48:54

Right

2:48:54

I mean it's a distance thing

2:48:56

It's a

2:48:56

You know

2:48:57

It's a power thing

2:48:58

You gotta kinda like

2:48:59

You can't fire back

2:49:00

When they're hitting you

2:49:01

You gotta really block them

2:49:02

And think about it

2:49:03

He hasn't even started grappling yet

2:49:04

Right

2:49:04

So that's still in the chamber

2:49:05

It's just

2:49:07

Sean is like mostly

2:49:08

Teeps

2:49:09

And then jab one too

2:49:10

But it's almost all straight at ya

2:49:13

Very few low kicks

2:49:14

This took place in the center

2:49:17

See it's all the teeps

2:49:19

He's doing a good job of avoiding those big bombs though

2:49:25

That are coming at him

2:49:25

He's so hard to hit man

2:49:27

He is but he's getting his legs chewed up man

2:49:30

That was the first round for the champion

2:49:32

If you're Strictly

2:49:32

You go back to the corner

2:49:33

Like bud we can't keep doing this

2:49:34

Yeah

2:49:34

You gotta take away those

2:49:36

Feelin' him out

2:49:36

Now here's the question

2:49:37

But you're down around

2:49:38

Is Strickland on antibiotics?

2:49:40

I mean that looks like a real fucking staph infection

2:49:45

I know Rockhold beat Weidman

2:49:47

He was on antibiotics

2:49:48

You know guys have won big fights

2:49:50

Like the Gracie one

2:49:51

Yeah but it's so hard to fight on that stuff

2:49:53

Your energy is drained

2:49:55

The worst

2:49:56

Oh it's horrible

2:49:57

I mean he's

2:49:58

Unless he's just keeping his energy for the later rounds

2:50:03

Matt is there a way to mitigate the effects of antibiotics

2:50:07

Have you ever heard of anything that the guys take?

2:50:09

Nah man I didn't hear anything

2:50:11

Like heavy probiotics

2:50:12

Is there anything that you can take that

2:50:13

I have no clue dude

2:50:15

I know Marab fought his first fight

2:50:18

When he was getting over something

2:50:19

And I still think he won and he got robbed

2:50:21

But I know it hits your heart

2:50:24

Either he's on it

2:50:25

I knew he just got over it

2:50:26

But I think it was the end of the game

2:50:27

He said that last fight

2:50:27

Marab had a horrible staph infection on his shin

2:50:30

Oh yeah

2:50:30

He had a bad problem

2:50:32

I broke my back

2:50:33

He's just feeling like

2:50:35

Rob you won

2:50:36

You won

2:50:37

Dude

2:50:37

One round DDP

2:50:41

Alright let's go

2:50:41

Let's go

2:50:42

Let's see what adjustments Strickland makes

2:50:44

I don't think he's going to make any adjustments

2:50:45

I think he's going to

2:50:46

He's got to be busy

2:50:47

Well he's got to make some adjustments

2:50:48

To deal with these kicks

2:50:49

He's going to lose five rounds

2:50:50

If he doesn't change

2:50:51

And DDP is going to start wrestling soon too

2:50:54

Because once Strickland starts committing

2:50:56

He's going to start shooting

2:50:57

DDP is so sneaky with that high kick

2:50:59

That's a nasty high kick man

2:51:01

And there's the low kick again

2:51:05

He checked that one

2:51:06

Yeah he checked it

2:51:07

He's got to get through that shell man

2:51:09

Sean's got to get a little loose

2:51:11

He's got to do something big

2:51:13

He needs to get on his bike

2:51:14

It's got to be frustrating

2:51:17

You can just do whatever you want to DDP

2:51:19

And he just absorbs it

2:51:21

There again

2:51:22

He's sneaking that kick in

2:51:24

He's got to get busier

2:51:31

See Strickland's doing a great job

2:51:33

Of avoiding a lot of shots

2:51:34

But he's just not doing much

2:51:35

Right

2:51:36

And DDP keeps chopping at the legs

2:51:38

It's not everything in a fight

2:51:40

But it's something

2:51:41

You know

2:51:41

It's like no head shots have been landed

2:51:43

Yeah in this fight

2:51:44

It's everything

2:51:44

It's all that's been landed

2:51:46

To the body

2:51:47

Again

2:51:48

He's catching his elbow

2:51:48

Yeah but still

2:51:50

That's horrible dude

2:51:51

It's some points though

2:51:52

Yeah

2:51:53

It's something

2:51:54

It's the most

2:51:55

Oh there's a right hand over the top

2:51:56

Needs a little more of that

2:51:59

Oh here we go

2:52:00

DDPs and start wrestling

2:52:01

Yeah I'm surprised

2:52:02

Yeah

2:52:03

I would imagine part of the game

2:52:05

Oh he's

2:52:05

Strickland's turning the gas

2:52:06

This is what we need

2:52:07

Strickland's hitting the gas now

2:52:09

We need this

2:52:11

He can't leave these rounds

2:52:13

In the hands of the judges

2:52:14

This is the second round already

2:52:16

Oh again

2:52:18

Checked it

2:52:19

I know but it's still

2:52:21

It's like

2:52:21

He's keeping him off balance

2:52:24

With all that shit

2:52:25

He's looking

2:52:26

Every time he goes to set up

2:52:27

Which he sets up with everybody

2:52:28

DDP is just constantly doing this

2:52:30

Low kick with the right coming

2:52:32

There it is

2:52:33

It's like he's constantly

2:52:34

Got these patterns

2:52:35

That he throws

2:52:36

In that stance

2:52:37

It's the switch

2:52:38

Switching up

2:52:39

Yeah

2:52:39

Oh there's a left hand

2:52:41

Oh he landed that left hand

2:52:43

He's coming forward

2:52:43

And that cut his lip

2:52:44

Yeah it did

2:52:45

Yeah because he's landing that

2:52:46

In the transitions

2:52:47

Of these

2:52:47

Oh there's a nice right hand

2:52:48

That was a nice counter

2:52:49

Nice right hand

2:52:50

Nice right hand

2:52:51

Oh yeah

2:52:51

Just no

2:52:52

Oh there it is

2:52:53

There we go

2:52:53

There it is

2:52:54

You gotta put yourself

2:52:56

A little on harm's way

2:52:57

To do harm

2:52:57

Yeah

2:52:58

Let's fucking go

2:52:59

That's a fast front check kick man

2:53:03

I mean

2:53:03

He needs to get DDP

2:53:04

To start engaging

2:53:05

In a boxing slugfest

2:53:06

Because he's

2:53:08

DDP is doing such a smart move

2:53:09

With mixing and all these kicks

2:53:11

Which fucks with everything

2:53:13

It fucks with your ability

2:53:14

To like time everything

2:53:15

Yeah

2:53:15

And you have to keep getting reset

2:53:18

You gotta keep reset

2:53:19

And every time you do it

2:53:19

He hits you again with it

2:53:20

Yeah he's not letting him get caught

2:53:21

Oh

2:53:21

Strickland's

2:53:22

Nice shot

2:53:23

Where's he bleeding from

2:53:24

Where's Strickland bleeding from

2:53:25

His lip

2:53:26

His mouth

2:53:26

He got caught

2:53:27

With that jab

2:53:28

He's having a way better round though

2:53:30

He's also

2:53:32

Much more aggressive

2:53:33

Yeah

2:53:33

Much more forward

2:53:34

This is it

2:53:35

This is it

2:53:38

Yeah sure

2:53:38

Let's go

2:53:39

America

2:53:40

America

2:53:42

He's getting in the zone now man

2:53:44

Man

2:53:45

Sean can just stand right there

2:53:46

And just

2:53:46

He can celebrate

2:53:49

In the Gulf of America

2:53:50

After this

2:53:51

Oh

2:53:53

Nice inside low kick

2:53:54

Those fucking kicks

2:53:55

Are a pain in the ass

2:53:56

They're a pain in the ass

2:53:56

Because he's constantly

2:53:57

Resetting you

2:53:58

Yeah

2:53:58

You know

2:53:59

Again

2:54:00

He's constantly reset

2:54:02

He never gives you a chance

2:54:03

There again

2:54:03

High kick

2:54:04

He's just

2:54:05

Again low kick

2:54:06

Yeah

2:54:06

And the fucking

2:54:07

It's a smart game plan

2:54:08

Until Sean shuts it out

2:54:10

He's just gonna keep

2:54:10

Well he can keep

2:54:11

He can keep doing this

2:54:12

He can keep doing this

2:54:14

He's spanking rounds

2:54:15

And it's gonna take Sean's legs away from him if he keeps doing it

2:54:18

I mean Sean as tough as he is

2:54:20

Can only take so many of those fucking kicks to the legs

2:54:23

He keeps throwing shit

2:54:24

He checked that out

2:54:26

He's constantly throwing shit

2:54:27

I know but even checking them around

2:54:28

They fucking blow

2:54:30

It's a bitch

2:54:30

They suck

2:54:31

Yep

2:54:31

Come on

2:54:32

Make it in

2:54:33

His left leg is all welted up

2:54:34

Make it ugly man

2:54:36

Gotta make it ugly

2:54:37

Yeah

2:54:37

He's gonna have to stop

2:54:38

Just sit on the outside

2:54:39

There's the jab

2:54:40

Right hand to the body

2:54:41

Nice

2:54:41

Fucking nice

2:54:43

There's another hard low kick man

2:54:45

These are hard kicks man

2:54:47

They're a bitch

2:54:49

It's part of you know

2:54:51

The game that Sean just doesn't do

2:54:53

It's interesting because he's so good

2:54:56

But it's like such a specific attack

2:54:58

But he's so good at it

2:55:00

Oh

2:55:00

Oh he snuck it in again

2:55:01

Yeah but he touched him with that

2:55:03

Grazed him

2:55:03

Look at that

2:55:04

I mean he's not getting clean with that

2:55:06

But it counts

2:55:07

It does count

2:55:09

Because Sean definitely doesn't want him

2:55:12

Kicking him in the face

2:55:12

Good

2:55:13

Ouch

2:55:14

That's a nice right hand

2:55:15

That's a nice right hand

2:55:16

Oh

2:55:16

Now they mix it up

2:55:18

Let's go

2:55:19

Let's go

2:55:19

Third fourth is gonna be interesting

2:55:22

Caught him there

2:55:24

It is crazy when you look at Sean's style

2:55:28

Like who fucking fights like this

2:55:29

Stands totally straight up

2:55:31

Does mostly front kicks

2:55:32

That's part of why he doesn't have as much power though

2:55:34

Yes

2:55:34

But it's also why he's so fucking hard to hit man

2:55:37

Hell yeah

2:55:38

He's great defense

2:55:39

It's best defense in

2:55:40

In the game

2:55:41

That's a

2:55:42

What do you think of that round?

2:55:43

Close

2:55:44

It was closer

2:55:45

It was closer

2:55:46

But he might have been more active

2:55:47

It seemed like he definitely landed more kicks

2:55:50

But Strickland landed a few good punches in that round at least

2:55:52

It was a better round for him

2:55:54

But now he's

2:55:54

Great condition

2:55:56

Look at that

2:55:56

Slip against right

2:55:57

He's 28 to 17

2:55:58

Shit

2:55:59

Wow

2:55:59

He's just more active

2:56:01

More active

2:56:01

So Strickland's down two rounds now

2:56:03

Yeah

2:56:03

Yeah

2:56:05

He's got it

2:56:07

I'm sure Nick Six letting him know

2:56:09

And DDP's going to keep doing it

2:56:11

Then once Strickland adjusts that

2:56:12

Then he starts

2:56:13

Who is the

2:56:13

Nick Six is such a great coach

2:56:14

It's the guy with the red hair

2:56:16

Yeah

2:56:16

Great coach

2:56:16

Forever said

2:56:18

Shama

2:56:18

Shama

2:56:20

He's Chama

2:56:20

There's that kick

2:56:23

There's a nice jab

2:56:24

Right hand over the top

2:56:28

Yeah

2:56:28

You gotta do some more of that

2:56:29

Slips that shit

2:56:30

Look at that

2:56:31

I think Sean just gets just out of the way

2:56:34

Yeah

2:56:35

The danger zone

2:56:36

It's just touching him

2:56:37

Great eyes

2:56:38

Like you can do this

2:56:38

Boom

2:56:38

Well he spars so much man

2:56:40

And there's something to be said for that

2:56:42

Yep

2:56:42

Something to be said for that

2:56:44

Because it's like the majority of his training is sparring

2:56:46

I think he spars without head care too

2:56:48

Yep

2:56:48

Because it's just

2:56:49

You know

2:56:49

Let's go

2:56:50

Let's go

2:56:52

Round three

2:56:53

Let's go

2:56:54

Strick is just constant with these kicks

2:57:01

And it's just like

2:57:03

It's such an obvious pattern too

2:57:05

He does it over and over again

2:57:07

He's

2:57:08

You see him trying to get into him now

2:57:10

Strick is going to have to take some chances here

2:57:12

Yeah

2:57:13

That was a good check

2:57:14

He checked with the other leg

2:57:15

He's got to get something off

2:57:23

And really win a round definitively

2:57:26

And push

2:57:27

Push a harder pace

2:57:29

Because this shit

2:57:30

Like

2:57:30

Strick is could do this from the outside

2:57:31

And he keeps having to reset

2:57:33

Oh

2:57:34

Nice

2:57:35

That little stutter step

2:57:36

See that little stutter step

2:57:37

He's

2:57:40

Yeah

2:57:41

He reaches so weird

2:57:42

He's in shape

2:57:43

Fucking

2:57:43

Drick is

2:57:44

Oh yeah

2:57:45

Check that one

2:57:46

Constantly throwing

2:57:47

He's more busy

2:57:48

That's for sure

2:57:49

Yeah

2:57:52

It's like

2:57:52

Sean is just not getting a chance

2:57:53

To get things off

2:57:54

Like the

2:57:55

The time

2:57:56

He's looking for the openings

2:57:57

They're just not there

2:57:58

But as it gets into the pace

2:58:02

If

2:58:03

I mean

2:58:04

Drick is is expending a lot of energy

2:58:05

Fighting like this

2:58:06

And Strick usually gets way stronger

2:58:08

Oh boy

2:58:09

There it goes

2:58:10

I like that

2:58:10

To the body too

2:58:11

More of that shit

2:58:12

More of that man

2:58:13

Yeah

2:58:13

More than one punch

2:58:15

More than two

2:58:15

Mix it up

2:58:16

What a crazy style

2:58:18

Yeah

2:58:20

Both of them

2:58:20

I mean

2:58:21

Very few round kicks

2:58:23

Just teeps

2:58:24

Reaching

2:58:25

A lot of jabs

2:58:26

Right hands

2:58:27

I could see Strickland doing the bad knuckle

2:58:28

Eventually

2:58:29

No

2:58:29

He could do it

2:58:30

I could see him doing that

2:58:31

Yeah

2:58:32

He'd probably want to do it too

2:58:33

Connor keeps talking about doing it

2:58:37

That might be the next time we see him

2:58:39

A good chance against Jeremy Stevens

2:58:41

Oh my god

2:58:42

Imagine that

2:58:43

Yeah

2:58:44

He probably said that if they had a lot of caffeine

2:58:47

Do you think we'll ever see Connor in the US

2:58:48

Caffeine

2:58:49

I don't know if Connor's ever going to fight again

2:58:52

He's worth so much money

2:58:53

Yeah

2:58:53

I don't think so

2:58:54

It's hard when the guy's worth that much money

2:58:56

And then when he got saucy

2:58:58

What's going to be scary with him

2:59:00

In his own life

2:59:01

Is when he's out of the limelight

2:59:03

Because I think he's a dude that likes the limelight

2:59:05

What's going to happen when he's an older fighter now

2:59:08

Or retired

2:59:08

Officially

2:59:09

No one's expecting him back

2:59:11

Now what

2:59:11

Right

2:59:12

Does he get crazy

2:59:14

Yeah

2:59:15

That's why he keeps teasing the fights

2:59:17

To stay in the news

2:59:18

100%

2:59:19

That was a good right hand there by Strickland

2:59:21

Let's go Sean

2:59:21

It's just DDP does not give you much chance to set up man

2:59:28

It's weird shit like that

2:59:30

Strickland just has to hope he kind of phases

2:59:32

I feel like he just needs to just

2:59:34

Make this uglier

2:59:36

Like he's got to get closer to him

2:59:38

It's just not his style

2:59:39

Oh

2:59:40

Did he catch that?

2:59:41

He got him a little bit with that

2:59:42

That spin

2:59:43

Just grazing him

2:59:46

He just

2:59:47

God

2:59:47

He's constantly

2:59:48

He never rests

2:59:49

And he's another guy who relies on his fitness too

2:59:51

Because

2:59:51

This is an exhausting style man

2:59:54

Oh wow

2:59:55

When you're walking that ring

2:59:56

And you're like

2:59:57

Alright five rounds

2:59:57

You know it's probably going five

2:59:59

It's all exploding

3:00:00

And like closing distance

3:00:02

That's a nice kick to the body

3:00:04

It's never stopping man

3:00:09

He just does not give Strickland a chance to reset

3:00:11

And Strickland's got to get something big off

3:00:14

Because this could be the round that makes it out of reach

3:00:16

Strickland seems a little bit

3:00:18

I want to see what happens

3:00:20

If he loses this round

3:00:21

He's going to have to be going for broke

3:00:22

Right because

3:00:22

This is the round that passes him

3:00:25

Like to a point where he can't win a decision

3:00:27

Yeah

3:00:28

Strickland comes on heavy in the fourth and fifth

3:00:30

But their last fight

3:00:32

Strickland didn't do much in the fourth and fifth

3:00:33

Yeah but so does Drickus

3:00:34

That's the problem

3:00:35

There it is

3:00:36

He's got to like do something

3:00:38

Put a stamp on this round

3:00:39

Like wobble over

3:00:41

Yeah he's got to put it on him

3:00:43

He's got to win this round

3:00:45

Oh nice

3:00:45

Nice spin

3:00:46

That elbow landed flush

3:00:51

I'm telling you man

3:00:51

Because he's unable to pressure him

3:00:53

He's still looking fresh

3:00:54

Oh

3:00:55

He caught him with the right hand there

3:00:57

Open it up a little now

3:01:02

It's just he's not getting a chance to get that offense off

3:01:05

It's very impressive

3:01:06

Just he never gives him a chance to set up

3:01:09

Always

3:01:10

I'm just surprised

3:01:11

Duplessis isn't going for like a

3:01:13

Singular

3:01:15

He doesn't need to

3:01:16

Yeah

3:01:16

Why would you

3:01:17

You're up three rounds

3:01:18

Yeah

3:01:18

Why would you risk it

3:01:20

And get more tired

3:01:21

Because he can do this for five rounds

3:01:22

Oh he clipped him there

3:01:24

There you go

3:01:24

That was a crazy like

3:01:26

Swinging right hand

3:01:28

He still has that in his back pocket

3:01:29

Oh look at that fucking kick though

3:01:31

It was a hard low kick

3:01:32

Yikes that kick is low and hard

3:01:34

There you go

3:01:36

There you go

3:01:36

There it is

3:01:37

There it is

3:01:37

And that's the round

3:01:38

Almost in the coach Callan

3:01:40

And that's the round

3:01:40

Gotcha

3:01:41

We worked on wrestling guys

3:01:43

Up to his feet

3:01:43

Sure

3:01:44

He doesn't do much of the takedowns

3:01:46

Because Sean gets back

3:01:47

But he scores for him

3:01:48

He's got to give it to him

3:01:49

There it is

3:01:50

Yeah Sean's got to throw some shit

3:01:51

He's got to really give it to him

3:01:52

Sean's down three rounds

3:01:53

Yeah he's down three rounds

3:01:55

And he knows it

3:01:56

He fucking knows it

3:01:58

That's rough

3:01:58

He seems a little lackadaisical

3:02:00

I wonder if it's the antibiotics

3:02:01

I wonder

3:02:02

Or is it DDB style

3:02:04

It's both

3:02:04

It's a problem

3:02:05

It might be both

3:02:06

Hard to

3:02:07

Yeah probably both

3:02:07

Probably combo both

3:02:08

I wonder what Nick's saying to him here

3:02:11

We got to open up

3:02:12

Take some chances

3:02:13

He's not taking

3:02:14

Sean's not taking any damage at all

3:02:16

It's just he's getting

3:02:17

His legs kicked

3:02:18

And he's just scoring

3:02:19

No he's losing the fight

3:02:20

Yeah

3:02:21

He's saying you got to push

3:02:23

Here we see

3:02:29

If I'm

3:02:30

Yeah

3:02:31

All right

3:02:34

He says boom

3:02:34

Good right hand by Sean

3:02:36

Boom

3:02:38

Oh he caught him with that

3:02:39

He got him with that one

3:02:41

Look at his elbow

3:02:42

Boom

3:02:43

Yeah

3:02:43

But he caught him with his like back of his arm

3:02:45

That was nice

3:02:45

Yeah

3:02:46

Instead of the flush elbow

3:02:47

He's got to get

3:02:49

He looks a little

3:02:51

He's got to get going

3:02:52

He's a little tired actually there

3:02:53

Yeah it could be the pace

3:02:54

But it could be the fucking antibiotics too

3:02:56

Yeah we're not going to know if he'll land him

3:02:57

Yeah

3:02:57

Nice kick to the body again

3:03:06

Yeah it's a pain in the ass

3:03:07

It's a front foot kick though

3:03:09

Mm-hmm

3:03:09

So it's not as powerful

3:03:11

But

3:03:11

Yeah but it's landing

3:03:12

Doesn't matter Brian

3:03:13

He's scored right

3:03:14

He's losing rounds

3:03:15

Yeah

3:03:15

Oh I like that

3:03:16

To the chinny chin chin

3:03:18

Like that

3:03:18

To the chinny chin chin chin

3:03:20

That was nice

3:03:21

Come on Sean A

3:03:22

He's got to put it on him though

3:03:24

He's got to really put it on him this round

3:03:25

Yeah

3:03:25

He doesn't seem to be

3:03:27

Falling up that right hand

3:03:29

But it's tough to put it on him

3:03:31

Because fucking DDP is so dangerous

3:03:32

Well you don't want to get in a slugfest with DDP

3:03:36

Yeah but you kind of have to

3:03:37

It's like the other choice

3:03:39

Is you stay back and you lose a fourth round

3:03:41

Now you're down 4-0

3:03:42

At a certain point you've got to throw caution

3:03:44

To the win man

3:03:44

If you want the win

3:03:45

You've got to say fucking

3:03:46

Listen

3:03:46

You want to hurt him

3:03:48

You're going to be there to get hurt

3:03:49

But you're going to have to take that chance

3:03:51

Yeah

3:03:51

Otherwise you're just going to

3:03:52

It's going to go this route

3:03:53

Because what we're doing now

3:03:53

Is not working

3:03:54

Yeah

3:03:54

It is a pain

3:03:55

Because every time you come close

3:03:56

You get kicked in the stomach

3:03:57

It's just the conditioning

3:04:02

Oh nice right hand

3:04:03

The conditioning to fight like this

3:04:05

Oh he hurt him

3:04:06

He hurt him

3:04:07

He hurt him

3:04:07

He did hurt him

3:04:08

And he hurt him

3:04:08

And he break his nose

3:04:10

The bridge of the nose

3:04:10

Yeah

3:04:11

He's trying to fix it

3:04:12

Yeah Sean's trying to fix his nose

3:04:13

It looks like he's trying to straighten it out

3:04:15

Damn it

3:04:15

Yeah

3:04:16

That sucks

3:04:18

His nose is broken

3:04:19

He smells it too

3:04:21

He must have felt it too

3:04:22

Maybe when he punched him

3:04:23

I don't know man

3:04:25

But all of a sudden

3:04:26

It's getting weird

3:04:27

Look at that nose

3:04:28

That nose is a mess

3:04:29

That's not good

3:04:30

It's like it's painted red

3:04:32

Oh

3:04:32

Who knows what the fuck he felt

3:04:35

This is big

3:04:36

Oh my god

3:04:36

He's leaking

3:04:38

This is a big round for the champ

3:04:39

Oh right hand

3:04:40

Another one

3:04:41

Oh

3:04:41

Man they say

3:04:43

Damage doesn't

3:04:45

Oh fuck

3:04:46

Drikus is such a fucking bulldog dude

3:04:48

Drikus is smelling blood now

3:04:50

But you got to be careful

3:04:53

Can't breathe

3:04:54

Broken nose

3:04:55

Fuck this

3:04:56

It's a rough fucking game

3:04:58

Strickland's defense

3:05:01

So fucking good

3:05:02

Still good

3:05:03

Still good

3:05:03

Duplicy is just wild

3:05:05

He can't touch that nose

3:05:06

Reckless

3:05:06

I mean he sees him

3:05:07

With his nose like this

3:05:09

He's a little tired

3:05:11

Of course

3:05:11

Come on Sean

3:05:12

Look at this style

3:05:13

But the thing is

3:05:14

He never stops coming at you like this

3:05:15

Even though he's fucking

3:05:17

Dog tired

3:05:18

He's so game

3:05:19

Oh man

3:05:24

This is a nail biter

3:05:25

It's like he has these patterns

3:05:28

That he sets up with

3:05:29

Oh shit

3:05:31

Man

3:05:33

Big breaths by DDP

3:05:34

Well Sean's nose is destroyed

3:05:37

Yeah

3:05:38

If he touches him there one more time

3:05:39

Fuck that

3:05:40

It's fucked

3:05:40

Oh nice right hand by Sean

3:05:43

Yeah Sean since he busted his nose

3:05:47

Is doing way better

3:05:47

He kind of said fuck it

3:05:48

Now he's sitting more in the pocket

3:05:50

Oh he's got to

3:05:50

Oh he tagged him again

3:05:52

He's got to realize

3:05:52

That's what he's got to worry about

3:05:53

He's in trouble

3:05:54

I mean he's down

3:05:56

This is like four rounds

3:05:57

Yep

3:05:58

Wow

3:05:58

More significant damage done too

3:06:01

Man

3:06:03

It's like that Rory McDonald nose that time

3:06:11

Oh

3:06:12

I couldn't see

3:06:13

Oh the Rory went

3:06:14

That's what he said

3:06:15

So he went

3:06:15

The face was pale

3:06:17

With Robbie Lola

3:06:18

He was never really the same

3:06:20

No

3:06:21

Never

3:06:21

Oh right hand

3:06:22

Right hand by Drickus

3:06:24

That was a big one

3:06:25

Can't breathe

3:06:33

Fuck this

3:06:34

Shit

3:06:35

You must be like

3:06:36

Just fuck

3:06:37

These aren't

3:06:37

Right hand

3:06:39

It doesn't feel like

3:06:42

Fight ending punches

3:06:43

Woo

3:06:44

Drickus is so wild

3:06:45

Look at this

3:06:46

Just exploding

3:06:48

Man

3:06:49

The guy's got such

3:06:50

Fucking cardio

3:06:51

For a guy who explodes

3:06:53

Like this

3:06:53

It's so impressive

3:06:55

That he can hold up

3:06:56

This pace

3:06:57

Deep into the fourth

3:06:58

Cause he always looks like

3:07:02

He's in the

3:07:02

Like at the brink

3:07:04

Of slowing down

3:07:04

And it never happens

3:07:06

Oh my goodness

3:07:10

Jesus Christ

3:07:11

Man dude

3:07:13

40 more seconds

3:07:15

Is it his

3:07:15

Oh right hand

3:07:16

He's rolling with it

3:07:18

But still

3:07:19

God Drickus is just

3:07:22

Swinging for the fences

3:07:23

With every punch

3:07:24

I feel like

3:07:28

Ever since Drickus

3:07:29

He's hurt his nose

3:07:30

He's getting a little sloppy

3:07:31

He's trying to zero in

3:07:33

Wow he just can't get hit

3:07:34

There again

3:07:35

You know

3:07:35

I mean it's destroyed

3:07:36

And he really hasn't

3:07:42

Been able to hurt him

3:07:43

He hasn't done one thing

3:07:45

That really rocked him

3:07:46

There's nothing significant

3:07:47

By Strickland

3:07:48

Like you have to

3:07:51

Even if he does

3:07:52

The fucking windmill

3:07:53

On the next round

3:07:54

He's gotta do something man

3:07:55

He's gotta throw some shit

3:07:56

He's gotta stop him

3:07:57

He's down four rounds

3:07:58

He's gotta stop him

3:07:59

Down four rounds

3:07:59

Look at his nose

3:08:00

Oh my god

3:08:01

Look at his nose dude

3:08:02

It's shattered

3:08:03

That's what he tried to do

3:08:04

You saw him trying to

3:08:05

Push it back into place

3:08:06

Oh my god

3:08:07

It's shattered

3:08:08

That's rough man

3:08:09

Fuck

3:08:09

Dude

3:08:10

Jesus Christ

3:08:24

Oh look at that

3:08:27

Boom

3:08:28

Oh my goodness

3:08:30

It's crazy

3:08:36

That he had to touch it

3:08:37

That's crazy

3:08:37

I think he said

3:08:38

He reset it

3:08:39

Yeah he goes

3:08:39

I said it

3:08:40

I said it

3:08:40

Yeah but that's how crazy

3:08:41

That punch was

3:08:43

Gotta take chances

3:08:47

It's fucking a coaching

3:08:47

Push that

3:08:48

Push that

3:08:49

All or nothing

3:08:52

Go out on your shield

3:08:53

That's the only thing

3:08:53

You can tell him

3:08:54

Hey listen

3:08:54

I know he's a 220 pound

3:08:55

South African

3:08:56

World class fighter

3:08:57

Take chances

3:08:58

Get crazy

3:08:58

Yeah

3:08:59

Get crazy

3:08:59

Good luck

3:09:00

Oh hey

3:09:00

Before you go out there

3:09:01

You got a broken nose

3:09:02

Have fun

3:09:02

He reset it

3:09:04

He's probably had his nose

3:09:05

Broken in many fights

3:09:06

Oh yeah

3:09:07

He keeps touching it though

3:09:09

Which is not good

3:09:09

It might be like

3:09:11

Moving around

3:09:11

He might feel

3:09:12

Feel the bones

3:09:12

Moving around

3:09:13

Oh man

3:09:15

I'm DDP

3:09:16

I'm shooting some

3:09:17

Takedowns here

3:09:17

There we go

3:09:20

That's exhausting too

3:09:21

And he can't hold them down

3:09:22

True

3:09:23

You know

3:09:24

He might say

3:09:24

Fuck it

3:09:25

This is working

3:09:26

Sean's gotta really

3:09:28

Hit the gas

3:09:28

He's gotta really

3:09:29

Hit the gas

3:09:29

He's gotta let

3:09:30

Everything out of here

3:09:31

Yeah he's gotta push it

3:09:32

Throw even at the

3:09:33

Wide punches

3:09:34

Just throw

3:09:34

But he's so

3:09:35

Responsible defensively

3:09:36

It's hard for him

3:09:37

To just enter

3:09:38

When he knows

3:09:39

He's open

3:09:39

I know the fan base

3:09:41

Is gonna hate on

3:09:42

DDP

3:09:42

Because they're gonna say

3:09:43

It's not exciting

3:09:43

Dude he's dominated

3:09:45

Oh this is

3:09:45

Exciting as fuck

3:09:46

It's been a one side show

3:09:48

This is exciting as fuck

3:09:49

The fans that don't like this

3:09:51

Are not fans

3:09:52

They're just

3:09:53

People who want blood

3:09:54

Technical

3:09:56

Yeah it's a good fight man

3:09:58

It's like his strategy

3:09:59

He's so smart

3:10:00

He chops at the legs

3:10:02

Constantly

3:10:03

He constantly does that

3:10:04

Catch them off balance

3:10:05

Switch kick to the body

3:10:06

And then to the head

3:10:08

He's landed the bigger shots

3:10:11

For sure

3:10:12

There's another one

3:10:12

Bigger shots

3:10:13

Pressing the action

3:10:14

Yeah and he's not

3:10:18

Letting Sean set up

3:10:19

Sean always wants

3:10:20

To move forward

3:10:20

And set up

3:10:21

And he's just

3:10:21

Constantly chop at the leg

3:10:23

Do we know

3:10:23

Hamzat's cage side

3:10:25

Because I'm sure

3:10:26

He'd jump in the ring

3:10:26

Because that's next

3:10:27

For sure

3:10:28

Yeah that's next

3:10:29

Yeah that's next

3:10:30

It's another spin

3:10:31

Two spins in a row

3:10:32

I'm really excited

3:10:33

Oh the Hamzat

3:10:33

That'd be wild

3:10:34

He's not changing

3:10:36

The way he fucking fights

3:10:37

No

3:10:37

And I mean

3:10:38

Can Drick has stopped

3:10:39

That take down

3:10:40

Can Hamzat

3:10:41

Fuck around

3:10:42

In the third

3:10:42

Fourth fifth round

3:10:43

Right

3:10:43

Because this guy

3:10:44

It's so compelling

3:10:45

This guy's so

3:10:46

Fucking game

3:10:47

I mean he's always there

3:10:48

In the fight

3:10:49

I was impressed

3:10:50

With Whitaker

3:10:50

Keeping his calm

3:10:51

Until he got his face

3:10:52

Crushed

3:10:53

I'm like look

3:10:54

He's keeping his calm

3:10:55

And then he got

3:10:56

His whole teeth broken

3:10:57

Yeah it's rough man

3:10:58

Apparently he had a weak

3:10:59

Jaw anyway

3:11:00

Like that area

3:11:01

He'd broken it a few times

3:11:02

I guess

3:11:03

No I thought it was an injury

3:11:04

His teeth were fucked up

3:11:04

Oh really

3:11:05

Yeah

3:11:05

He was born

3:11:06

Yeah he was born

3:11:07

Something with his

3:11:07

Bottom teeth

3:11:08

So he's had a few

3:11:10

Of them replaced before

3:11:11

Hopefully they did a good job

3:11:12

This time

3:11:12

He's got a new grill now

3:11:13

Screwed him in deep

3:11:14

Alright Sean does not

3:11:16

Have much here

3:11:17

He's not showing anything

3:11:18

That can end the fight

3:11:19

I mean he's really

3:11:20

Got to open up

3:11:21

But he doesn't want

3:11:22

To get KO'd

3:11:22

Tough with that broken nose

3:11:23

Yeah

3:11:24

I mean this is how he fights

3:11:26

Right he fights responsible

3:11:27

He's not gonna like

3:11:28

Go reckless

3:11:29

No it's just not in his

3:11:30

No his whole DNA

3:11:32

Oh

3:11:32

He tried for a guillotine

3:11:33

Imagine he got a fucking

3:11:34

Yellow DNA

3:11:35

That'd be hilarious

3:11:36

That'd be great

3:11:36

It's just not in his DNA

3:11:37

Sean's got an underrated

3:11:41

Ground game

3:11:41

Is he a black

3:11:42

I don't think he's a black

3:11:42

He's a black belt

3:11:43

Yes

3:11:43

Yes he is

3:11:44

From who

3:11:45

I don't know

3:11:46

Man it's just

3:11:51

This is the way

3:11:52

It's gonna go though

3:11:53

Yeah

3:11:54

Yeah

3:11:54

You know

3:11:54

You gotta realize

3:11:55

You're not

3:11:56

Also it's like

3:11:57

This is the last round

3:11:58

2.15 to go

3:11:59

And this has been

3:12:00

Most of the fight

3:12:00

Like this

3:12:01

That's it

3:12:03

Just make a decision

3:12:03

Just throw

3:12:04

Yeah

3:12:06

And you can't wait

3:12:07

Cause you wanna try

3:12:08

To take this guy out

3:12:08

Like you gotta get this

3:12:10

Go

3:12:10

But the thing is

3:12:10

Like he just hit him

3:12:12

Again on that nose

3:12:12

I know

3:12:13

And he's feeling it man

3:12:14

It's gotta suck

3:12:15

Oh it sucks

3:12:16

Look

3:12:16

He hit it again

3:12:17

It's fucking pouring blood

3:12:18

And now he's only breathing

3:12:20

Out of his mouth

3:12:20

So he's got his mouth open

3:12:22

It affects your cardio

3:12:24

Like a motherfucker

3:12:24

Oh

3:12:25

Took that kick to the body

3:12:26

That was a hard kick

3:12:27

Drakus is just on him man

3:12:31

Yeah

3:12:31

Well

3:12:34

Hands up

3:12:36

Crazy fight

3:12:42

Yep

3:12:42

Kick to the body again

3:12:44

And then as soon as strong

3:12:47

Once he gets something going

3:12:48

Out of range

3:12:49

Reset

3:12:49

Now it's like

3:12:52

You're already

3:12:52

Like fucked up

3:12:53

So you might as well

3:12:54

Just fucking

3:12:55

Just throw

3:12:55

Yeah

3:12:56

Yeah but it's like

3:12:57

It's so hard for him

3:12:59

To just open up

3:13:00

And put himself in danger

3:13:01

It's not in his nature

3:13:02

And he's got a fucked up nose

3:13:04

Yeah listen

3:13:05

It's always easier

3:13:06

When I sit

3:13:06

And I get it

3:13:07

But

3:13:07

No it's way easier

3:13:08

When you're fighting

3:13:09

Yeah

3:13:09

You're wrong

3:13:10

Oh

3:13:11

Head kick

3:13:12

He got a minute left though

3:13:14

To make something happen

3:13:15

You know

3:13:16

Or else

3:13:16

We're all fucked up

3:13:17

Like if this was flipped

3:13:19

And he'd tell DDP

3:13:19

Hey you gotta get him out of there

3:13:20

He's coming out like a fucking

3:13:22

South African great white

3:13:23

You know

3:13:24

Yeah

3:13:24

Cause that's in his nature

3:13:27

You gotta throw caution

3:13:28

To the wind now man

3:13:29

Against your nature or not

3:13:30

40 seconds

3:13:32

Oh another kick to the body

3:13:35

Yeah he just outclassed Strickland

3:13:36

I mean Strickland needs something

3:13:40

Real big

3:13:41

30 seconds to go

3:13:43

Dude this fight's over

3:13:44

Les Francis

3:13:45

Oh right hand

3:13:46

Nice

3:13:46

Unless he tags in Francis and God

3:13:48

Oh

3:13:49

10 seconds left

3:13:50

Even then

3:13:51

Even then

3:13:52

Oh no Francis

3:13:53

I would have loved to have seen

3:13:54

Alex at middleweight

3:13:56

Against DDP

3:13:57

That would have been very interesting

3:13:59

Alex and

3:13:59

So he's gonna fight

3:14:00

Hamzat

3:14:01

Then you get Alex at 205

3:14:02

That's the fight

3:14:03

And then DDP

3:14:05

DDP's not become a superstar

3:14:07

Off this fight

3:14:07

But he beats Hamzat

3:14:08

Now we're cooking with gas

3:14:10

That was an ass whooping

3:14:15

Technical ass whooping

3:14:17

I wonder if there's more to it

3:14:19

I wonder if there was something

3:14:20

It didn't look like the normal Strickland

3:14:22

Yeah

3:14:23

Yeah but DDP fought real well man

3:14:25

Yeah I'm not taking it away from him

3:14:26

He did but Strickland didn't have that gas

3:14:28

Usually he has

3:14:29

Well he might have had staff

3:14:31

He might have had staff

3:14:33

Yeah we never know

3:14:34

You know but

3:14:35

You're wrong at that one

3:14:37

I was wrong at that one

3:14:37

Rough night for Americans

3:14:38

The smart money was on DDP

3:14:40

But I have to go with Sean

3:14:41

Is it Kamzat versus

3:14:42

Drakis next

3:14:43

Yeah

3:14:43

Because even in the press conference

3:14:45

DDP goes

3:14:46

I wish I was fighting

3:14:47

Hamzat this weekend

3:14:48

But this'll do

3:14:49

Did we ever see him fight

3:14:50

A really good grappler

3:14:52

Hamzat?

3:14:52

No not Kamzat

3:14:54

Oh no

3:14:55

No we haven't seen DDP

3:14:57

Fight anybody

3:14:58

That level

3:14:59

But Hamzat's the highest level

3:15:01

In the sport

3:15:01

But even wrestlers

3:15:02

I don't remember seeing him

3:15:04

Who's he fought

3:15:04

That's really looking to put him down

3:15:06

We never seen him off his back

3:15:07

Boom

3:15:11

It was that big right hand

3:15:13

That changed everything

3:15:14

There's a nice elbow

3:15:15

That's a spinning elbow

3:15:16

This one right here

3:15:17

Boom

3:15:17

That was the game changer

3:15:19

I mean

3:15:20

Look at his eyes

3:15:21

That changed the whole fight

3:15:22

Rolled his head back

3:15:24

Draklar was never the same

3:15:25

If that broke his head

3:15:25

That's fucking rough man

3:15:27

Such a smart strategy Matt

3:15:29

There's that high kick

3:15:30

To the face

3:15:30

Ouch

3:15:31

But he's still

3:15:33

Very good at taking

3:15:34

You know

3:15:35

Getting hit

3:15:36

He gave him a lot

3:15:37

To look at

3:15:38

What are you saying

3:15:38

He didn't take as much damage

3:15:40

But that nose

3:15:41

Look at his fucking face

3:15:42

Yeah yeah yeah

3:15:42

That one

3:15:43

You mean Sean

3:15:43

Didn't take as much damage

3:15:44

No he took damage

3:15:45

He got hit more in this fight

3:15:46

Than I think any fight

3:15:47

Other than Pereira

3:15:48

He's able

3:15:49

He's still able to

3:15:50

Kind of like

3:15:51

It was one big push

3:15:52

That fucked things up

3:15:53

He got beat up

3:15:55

He got beat up

3:15:57

He got beat up

3:15:59

One good shot to his face

3:16:00

It's fucked up

3:16:02

I'll tell you

3:16:03

Drakis

3:16:03

Looks great

3:16:04

What kind of

3:16:05

What kind of

3:16:06

He's got a

3:16:07

That's an operation

3:16:08

Right

3:16:08

I mean he's got to

3:16:09

Now get it all

3:16:09

Fucking

3:16:10

Set

3:16:11

Yeah clear

3:16:12

Unanimous decision

3:16:13

So they probably

3:16:14

Gave Strickland

3:16:14

The fourth round

3:16:15

Yeah

3:16:19

Yep

3:16:19

Drakis

3:16:20

Two plus C

3:16:21

Ladies and gentlemen

3:16:22

He's a problem

3:16:22

He's wild

3:16:23

He's a tough puzzle

3:16:24

To figure out

3:16:25

He's a tough puzzle

3:16:26

He's a tough puzzle

3:16:27

To figure out

3:16:28

Very tough fight

3:16:30

To figure out

3:16:31

Big fucker

3:16:33

For 185 too

3:16:34

That's a big fucker

3:16:35

I want to see that fight

3:16:37

Man they did a

3:16:39

Fucking great job

3:16:39

Of setting up

3:16:40

Throwing that low kick

3:16:42

Switch kick to the body

3:16:43

Kept that pace up

3:16:44

For the entire five

3:16:45

Crank that shit up

3:17:02

I'm gonna hear what he says

3:17:03

Nice guy

3:17:25

Classy

3:17:26

He's a class act

3:17:26

Classy

3:17:27

Class act

3:17:28

Yeah

3:17:28

You said you would not

3:17:31

For it to take down

3:17:32

You got won this fight

3:17:34

You won this fight

3:17:35

Striking

3:17:35

Did you know

3:17:36

That you'd be able

3:17:37

To do that

3:17:38

Being that Sean Strickland

3:17:39

Is such a downstrike

3:17:40

Yeah

3:17:41

That was my game plan

3:17:42

I said

3:17:42

When he made the fact

3:17:44

About that striking

3:17:45

I knew

3:17:46

That

3:17:47

There's a chance

3:17:48

He's gonna

3:17:48

He's gonna

3:17:49

Red strike

3:17:49

Wrestle me

3:17:50

But

3:17:50

Obviously the man

3:17:51

Doesn't do mental warfare

3:17:52

He wants to spread about it

3:17:53

He wants to stay in the bank

3:17:55

And I was willing

3:17:56

To get that

3:17:56

I tried to force

3:17:57

Him to make it

3:17:58

A wrestling fight

3:17:59

And then I can engage

3:18:00

I got that takedown

3:18:01

I didn't plan it

3:18:02

But it was there

3:18:02

I took it

3:18:04

And

3:18:04

Since

3:18:06

I made the

3:18:07

Achilles

3:18:07

Quote

3:18:09

Of making facts

3:18:10

I said

3:18:11

There are no facts

3:18:12

Between lions and men

3:18:13

This is another one

3:18:14

From Achilles

3:18:15

And since he's standing

3:18:16

Across the axi

3:18:17

Of the aftergon

3:18:18

Is there no one else

3:18:20

Is there no one else

3:18:22

He's talking to Hamzat

3:18:23

You're talking to

3:18:24

Alec Pereira

3:18:25

Oh wow

3:18:27

Ooh

3:18:27

That's gonna be a different game

3:18:33

Oh yeah

3:18:34

That's a night night

3:18:35

When you get touched game

3:18:36

Yeah

3:18:36

It's a very different game

3:18:37

Yeah

3:18:38

We'll see

3:18:39

He's using

3:18:39

Fucking wrestling then

3:18:40

Probably get tased

3:18:49

He always said

3:18:50

His coach tases them

3:18:52

They tase them

3:18:53

They tase them

3:18:54

And when they do something wrong

3:18:55

They tase them

3:18:56

Really?

3:18:56

Oh yeah

3:18:57

His coach has one of those

3:18:58

Fucking police things

3:18:59

Jesus Christ

3:19:00

Get arrested in America

3:19:01

That sucks

3:19:01

He just said

3:19:04

I'll probably get tased

3:19:05

That fight wasn't close fellas

3:19:11

Nope

3:19:12

He keeps getting better

3:19:14

He's got his endurance

3:19:16

He can't even stop talking

3:19:17

Look at this guy

3:19:17

I want to hear what Sean has to say

3:19:21

We do

3:19:23

I hope he doesn't bring up the staff

3:19:25

You can't right

3:19:27

You gotta talk about that tomorrow

3:19:28

Too soon

3:19:29

I hate when fighters do that

3:19:30

That's when they say too soon

3:19:31

Yeah

3:19:32

Talk about that tomorrow

3:19:33

Maybe DC asks him

3:19:35

I would definitely ask him

3:19:37

Was that staff

3:19:38

Were you on antibiotics

3:19:39

That would have been

3:19:40

Probably my first questions

3:19:41

If you ask it

3:19:42

It's fine

3:19:43

He's like yeah

3:19:43

I would have said

3:19:44

Was there anything surprising

3:19:45

About this fight

3:19:46

But I don't

3:19:46

Dealing with staff

3:19:46

But

3:19:47

That's not the reason I lost

3:19:49

All credit to DDP

3:19:50

Right

3:19:51

Let the fans talk

3:19:52

But is that staff

3:19:52

I'll make this quick

3:20:03

I'll make this quick

3:20:03

Let me take you for a sec

3:20:04

Hey

3:20:04

I fucking love you guys man

3:20:07

I broke when that fucker broke my nose

3:20:10

I was like oh that doesn't fucking feel right

3:20:13

Popped it back in place

3:20:15

I can't buy any for you

3:20:17

The Dutchman is a bad motherfucker

3:20:19

He kicked my ass

3:20:21

Very square

3:20:22

Drops a hand

3:20:23

Stanked her by her bro

3:20:24

DC

3:20:25

I'm leaving

3:20:25

But hey you guys

3:20:26

I fucking love you guys

3:20:28

You fuel me

3:20:30

And I would break my nose

3:20:31

For you fuckers

3:20:32

Any day in the week

3:20:33

All right

3:20:35

Well

3:20:40

It's a good night fellas

3:20:43

Good night

3:20:44

It's a good night

3:20:45

I had a good time

3:20:45

Well let's start

3:20:46

Are you going to teaching a jiu-jitsu class now

3:20:48

Or are we going to wait a little bit

3:20:50

I do

3:20:50

I just showed it

3:20:51

I need to stretch a little bit

3:20:52

Oh Brian

3:20:53

All right

3:20:54

Oh man

3:20:56

Good times

3:20:57

That was fun

3:20:57

Thanks for having me

3:20:59

Do you feel a little down

3:21:00

A little down

3:21:00

When Sean got beat up

3:21:01

Everybody here was kind of rooting for him

3:21:04

I thought it'd be more competitive

3:21:05

Very impressive

3:21:05

He's not going to beat that guy

3:21:08

Jimmy you know what

3:21:08

Beat me in the picks

3:21:09

A little fucker

3:21:10

Did he

3:21:11

I think he picked

3:21:12

Both

3:21:13

But now it's crazy

3:21:14

It's like

3:21:14

I thought Robert Whittaker

3:21:15

Was going to give him problems

3:21:16

With that style

3:21:17

I really did

3:21:18

I thought Robert Whittaker

3:21:19

With his leaping in style

3:21:22

And he's like

3:21:22

Very light on his feet

3:21:23

Fast as shit

3:21:24

I thought he was going to give him problems

3:21:26

And DDP shut that shit down

3:21:28

And then

3:21:28

Fucked him up

3:21:29

Caught him with that right hook

3:21:30

See

3:21:31

I would give DDP

3:21:32

The advantage over Hamzat right now

3:21:34

Not to bet on him

3:21:35

It's hard to say

3:21:36

Because we don't know

3:21:37

What happened to Hamzat

3:21:37

There's so many question marks

3:21:38

We don't know

3:21:39

Hamzat just shoots from like

3:21:40

15 feet away

3:21:42

And gets a hold of your leg

3:21:42

But I look at the

3:21:43

He didn't do that to Kamaru Usman

3:21:45

He didn't do it to Gilbert Burns

3:21:46

We go in the third

3:21:47

Fourth and fifth

3:21:48

He gave Usman

3:21:49

For the first three rounds

3:21:50

A nightmare

3:21:50

He was

3:21:50

Yeah

3:21:51

He was

3:21:51

Taking him down

3:21:52

But he couldn't finish him

3:21:53

That's true

3:21:53

That's an older Usman

3:21:54

That's true

3:21:55

That's not a vintage Usman

3:21:56

Who was

3:21:56

In their prime

3:21:57

He was taking him down

3:21:58

Decisively

3:21:59

Who was Hamzat

3:22:01

Last minute replacement

3:22:02

Was Usman

3:22:03

Who was Hamzat

3:22:03

And they put in

3:22:04

That's right

3:22:05

And then they put in

3:22:06

Kevin Holland

3:22:06

That would have been horrible

3:22:07

That would have been bad

3:22:08

That would have been horrible

3:22:09

UFC was like

3:22:10

We're getting backlash

3:22:10

That would have been

3:22:11

We're getting some backlash

3:22:12

Here

3:22:12

Kevin you down

3:22:13

He's like I guess

3:22:14

That would have been crazy

3:22:15

Styles make fights

3:22:16

And you've never seen

3:22:17

Drake's fight

3:22:19

Of a good wrestler

3:22:20

And Kamzat's one of the best

3:22:22

And you gotta think

3:22:23

His endurance is probably

3:22:24

Gonna be better at 85

3:22:25

Than it was at 70

3:22:26

Because of the cut

3:22:27

Yeah

3:22:27

For Hamzat

3:22:28

85 is really where

3:22:30

He should have been all along

3:22:31

But again

3:22:31

He gassed out against Usman

3:22:32

That was at 85

3:22:33

Usman went up to 85

3:22:35

Usman's a world champion

3:22:36

You know

3:22:37

In the third round

3:22:38

Usman did what a world champion does

3:22:39

He rallied

3:22:40

And then Usman's

3:22:41

Fucking dangerous

3:22:42

Standing up

3:22:42

He's still landing some good shots

3:22:43

And he's bigger

3:22:45

And you look at Gilbert too

3:22:47

Gilbert weathered the storm

3:22:48

And then he gave him hell off

3:22:50

Dana White confirms

3:22:51

Hamzat Shammai was next

3:22:52

That's for the fight

3:22:54

Before the fight

3:22:54

I wonder where that is

3:22:56

That's gotta be Vegas

3:22:57

I'll tell you

3:22:58

Hamzat?

3:22:59

No that's gonna be in Saudi Arabia

3:23:00

You think so?

3:23:01

I think he's got a UAE passport now

3:23:05

I think he gets it to America

3:23:06

Trump

3:23:06

Yeah

3:23:06

Yeah

3:23:07

I think he gets it to America now

3:23:11

I mean it's not like

3:23:13

Like share a bullet

3:23:14

Probably never gonna fight in America

3:23:16

You can't let a one-eyed fighter

3:23:17

You can't have one-eyed fighter

3:23:19

Apparently the UAE

3:23:20

Is having a problem with it too

3:23:21

Yeah

3:23:22

What do you mean?

3:23:22

Be cool man

3:23:22

United Arab Emirates

3:23:24

Yeah

3:23:24

Like when he fights in Abu Dhabi

3:23:26

They're like

3:23:26

Yeah

3:23:26

You only got one eye

3:23:27

It's kind of crazy

3:23:28

But they still let him do it

3:23:31

They let him do it in Saudi Arabia

3:23:32

You know

3:23:33

Yeah true

3:23:34

He's the captain now

3:23:35

I'm very curious

3:23:36

I like that

3:23:37

Bro

3:23:38

What a fight they can make

3:23:39

Puzzle MVP is

3:23:40

What a puzzle

3:23:41

Yeah

3:23:42

I mean

3:23:42

Sean Bullitt just couldn't do nothing to him

3:23:44

But even on the feet

3:23:45

Ian Gary was getting lit up too

3:23:46

Yeah

3:23:46

Ian Gary had to wrestle

3:23:47

He just had to wrestle

3:23:48

Ian Gary impressed me

3:23:49

Even with his loss with

3:23:51

Shotcut

3:23:52

Oh yeah

3:23:53

He was the closest to ending it

3:23:54

Great

3:23:55

And he's well-rounded

3:23:56

Great fight

3:23:56

Oh Ian Gary would be a champion

3:23:58

Oh yeah

3:23:59

And you need to fight like that

3:24:00

Super close fight

3:24:02

I mean

3:24:03

You know the biggest disappointment this year?

3:24:05

The arm on Saruqian pulling out the day of the fight

3:24:08

Do we know what the fuck happened there?

3:24:09

Back seized up

3:24:10

Weight cut

3:24:11

I mean you gotta think

3:24:12

How much

3:24:12

I think weight cut

3:24:13

How much is that guy cutting?

3:24:14

To get to 55?

3:24:16

And how juicy

3:24:17

I'm saying he's on PD's

3:24:18

I'm saying juicy

3:24:19

Like how much muscle

3:24:20

A lot

3:24:21

And then he cut all that weight

3:24:22

He's 5'7 though right

3:24:23

He's really short

3:24:24

He's probably 5'8

3:24:25

And he probably walks around 190

3:24:27

Jacked

3:24:28

I mean he's thick

3:24:29

You see him off season

3:24:30

He's fucking thick

3:24:31

And you're not getting that fight

3:24:32

He's back in the line now

3:24:34

There's no way

3:24:35

That's a back issue

3:24:36

You think it's a weight issue?

3:24:37

Yeah

3:24:38

I think he said something

3:24:39

Is a way of doing it

3:24:40

Number one lightweight

3:24:41

Armand Suga

3:24:42

And Michael Chandler

3:24:43

Are negotiators for a fight in Miami

3:24:44

Oh shit

3:24:46

It's a tough fight for Chandler

3:24:47

He resumed training

3:24:48

Is nearly 100% after a back injury

3:24:49

Forced amount of fight

3:24:50

I think it's just the weight

3:24:52

I think you cut that much weight

3:24:53

Your muscles just cramped the fuck up

3:24:56

And he couldn't move

3:24:57

That's what was happening at Khabib

3:24:58

Remember

3:24:58

He missed a lot

3:24:59

Tony Ferguson

3:25:00

Kept getting fucked up

3:25:01

With his kidneys

3:25:02

And all the weight cut

3:25:03

Just think about how much weight that is

3:25:04

That you're draining out of your body

3:25:06

Like Sorokian's probably getting

3:25:08

At least 25 jugs of water

3:25:11

Out of his body

3:25:12

25 one pound jugs of water

3:25:14

And he's not a fat big guy

3:25:15

Yeah

3:25:15

Think about like a 16 ounce

3:25:17

Like a Pepsi

3:25:19

He's getting 25 of those

3:25:21

Out of his muscles

3:25:22

That's crazy

3:25:22

I think he's gotta be 180

3:25:26

He looks big man

3:25:28

He's so

3:25:28

And do you see how fucking mobile

3:25:30

That guy is?

3:25:31

When he's doing all his different

3:25:32

Like

3:25:33

Mobility exercises

3:25:35

He's so flexible

3:25:37

I don't think so

3:25:38

I think it's all the weight cut

3:25:40

I think it's a weight cut issue

3:25:41

Yeah

3:25:41

155 was hard for me to get to too

3:25:43

It was fucking

3:25:44

Isn't it the worst part of the sport?

3:25:46

Is the weight cut

3:25:47

That they do that

3:25:48

24 hours before a cage fight?

3:25:49

It's so crazy

3:25:50

Oh shit man

3:25:51

Well now this guy's

3:25:52

Fucking

3:25:53

At 170

3:25:55

That are like

3:25:55

Six foot five

3:25:56

I would've been really up to date

3:25:58

They would've been holding my head

3:25:59

I would've been

3:25:59

Who's that guy that

3:26:01

Joaquin Buckley beat?

3:26:03

He had to take him down

3:26:05

He was beating him up on top

3:26:07

A big fucking tall dude

3:26:08

Who was

3:26:09

Huge

3:26:09

It was a dangerous fight

3:26:11

For Joaquin

3:26:12

At 170

3:26:12

He's guys big for 170

3:26:14

Like real tall

3:26:15

Super tall

3:26:16

It looked awkward

3:26:16

Tall and long

3:26:18

I didn't know they had a mouthpiece

3:26:19

That guy

3:26:20

Rizboev

3:26:21

Oh yeah that's right

3:26:22

That guy's good dude

3:26:24

I'm telling you

3:26:25

Buckley at

3:26:26

Six foot five

3:26:27

Six foot five

3:26:29

170

3:26:29

No I had to belt it that way

3:26:31

I'm five six

3:26:32

What would that look like?

3:26:32

Buckley's probably 5'10

3:26:34

That's crazy

3:26:35

Isn't that crazy?

3:26:35

Six five

3:26:37

You're flipping around

3:26:39

It's my height

3:26:40

You've got a big head

3:26:40

Buckley did a fucking amazing job

3:26:43

In that fight

3:26:44

How did he lose that fight?

3:26:45

Was it a decision?

3:26:46

Or did he

3:26:47

Do you know what?

3:26:48

Yeah

3:26:48

Decision unanimous

3:26:49

Did you ever find out

3:26:50

Why Zabit

3:26:50

Just stopped fighting

3:26:51

He was so good

3:26:52

Yeah I don't know man

3:26:54

He was so good

3:26:54

God he was good

3:26:55

He looked like a world champion

3:26:56

But he became a doctor

3:26:58

Or something right?

3:26:58

Maybe he decided

3:26:59

Fuck it

3:26:59

I think he did become a doctor

3:27:00

Did he have doctors

3:27:01

Or a nurse?

3:27:02

He's like a gay lord fucker

3:27:03

Hey

3:27:04

I think he's a doctor

3:27:05

I think he's a nurse

3:27:06

Not a transgender

3:27:07

Nurse have to go through

3:27:09

Some

3:27:09

Like a real doctor

3:27:10

Did he fight at 45?

3:27:11

He was like 6'2

3:27:12

Or something

3:27:12

Yeah

3:27:13

Yeah he was tall as fuck

3:27:14

Mark Henry says

3:27:15

He's the best fighter he's ever seen

3:27:16

Yeah he said he's a

3:27:17

100% world champion

3:27:18

In the training

3:27:19

He had a good sparring

3:27:22

With uh

3:27:23

With fucking Aljo

3:27:24

At Longo

3:27:25

Really?

3:27:25

Yeah

3:27:26

And he throws wild shit man

3:27:28

He was

3:27:28

That guy was good

3:27:30

He had it all

3:27:31

Wrestling

3:27:31

Striking

3:27:32

Everything man

3:27:33

Yeah

3:27:33

Everything

3:27:34

Super technical

3:27:35

Yeah

3:27:36

Now he's Dr. Zabit

3:27:38

No Dr. Zabit

3:27:39

Maybe he decided

3:27:40

This is not for me

3:27:41

Fuck it

3:27:42

You know

3:27:42

He's probably a smart guy

3:27:44

Yeah

3:27:44

He's gonna be a doctor

3:27:45

Other options

3:27:45

Yeah

3:27:46

I mean how's it end?

3:27:47

Also if you're a doctor

3:27:48

You really know

3:27:49

What's going on

3:27:50

Of your brain

3:27:51

Correct

3:27:51

And you keep sparring

3:27:52

I kept thinking about that

3:27:53

The more we learn

3:27:54

I keep looking at that shit

3:27:55

And the more we learn

3:27:56

I'm just like

3:27:57

Ten five years from now

3:27:59

When you have

3:27:59

Some kind of an AI mouthpiece

3:28:01

And they're just

3:28:01

Able to fucking correlate

3:28:03

How much damage

3:28:04

When is the comeback

3:28:04

Zabit

3:28:05

Oh

3:28:05

No he always does this

3:28:08

No he just stays in shape

3:28:09

Really?

3:28:10

Are you sure?

3:28:10

Yeah

3:28:11

Break silence

3:28:12

With an impressive training clip

3:28:13

Let's see what his training clip

3:28:15

Looks like

3:28:15

Let's see

3:28:16

Oh

3:28:16

Throwing a lot of kicks

3:28:21

It could just be

3:28:22

Just being in shape man

3:28:24

Yeah probably

3:28:25

Who knows

3:28:26

I don't know

3:28:27

Maybe he's fucking

3:28:28

It looks like he's fucking

3:28:29

Training again

3:28:30

Yeah he does

3:28:30

Look at it

3:28:31

Man

3:28:31

I hope he comes back

3:28:33

Dude

3:28:33

He was wild to watch

3:28:35

Yep

3:28:35

He was wild

3:28:37

Did he ever lose?

3:28:37

Not in the UFC

3:28:38

I don't know if he had

3:28:40

Any defeats in his career

3:28:41

Amazing

3:28:41

Did Zabit have any defeats

3:28:43

In his career young Jamie?

3:28:44

Phenomenal

3:28:44

Look at Dean Thomas

3:28:48

With the plaid shirt on

3:28:49

Oh dude

3:28:49

Every time you look

3:28:50

You see Dean Thomas

3:28:51

Everywhere

3:28:51

He's great

3:28:52

He's got the sharpest clothes

3:28:54

When he's at the UFC

3:28:55

Sometimes we have to comment

3:28:56

On his clothes

3:28:56

He loves to be busy

3:29:00

That guy

3:29:00

What did Zabit?

3:29:01

Earlier in his career

3:29:03

Not in the UFC

3:29:03

Oh earlier in his career

3:29:04

But he kind of went out on top

3:29:05

Yeah

3:29:06

I mean

3:29:07

Who knows

3:29:08

He might not have stopped

3:29:09

He might not have stopped

3:29:10

Yeah

3:29:10

He's supposed to be

3:29:11

It was him and Tatiana Suarez

3:29:13

It was supposed to be the what if

3:29:14

2019 was his last fight

3:29:15

That's crazy

3:29:16

That's six years ago

3:29:17

That's a long time ago

3:29:18

That's six fucking years ago

3:29:20

Years ago

3:29:20

He's not coming back

3:29:21

If he did

3:29:21

It wouldn't be good

3:29:22

Yeah

3:29:23

At what point in time

3:29:24

Do you say Connor's never coming back?

3:29:26

Is it now?

3:29:26

Right now?

3:29:27

Yeah

3:29:27

You see him like

3:29:28

I don't know

3:29:29

Dude he's got more money than God

3:29:31

He loves the attention

3:29:32

So I mean

3:29:33

He likes the spotlight

3:29:34

But are you going to go through a camp

3:29:35

And go fight in the fucking cage

3:29:37

Just for attention

3:29:37

Also what's going on

3:29:39

With that left leg?

3:29:40

Oh shit

3:29:41

I mean Chris fought again

3:29:43

He did

3:29:44

Yeah

3:29:44

He did

3:29:45

I mean

3:29:46

Late in his career

3:29:47

Too

3:29:48

Late in his career

3:29:48

I don't think anybody's ever come back

3:29:49

From that injury

3:29:50

He looks healthy though

3:29:51

I mean Connor

3:29:52

I mean he looks healthy

3:29:53

He just looks like he's out of his fucking mind

3:29:54

That injury is really

3:29:56

It's the worst

3:29:57

It's the worst

3:29:58

I don't know if anybody's ever come back

3:29:59

And been the same

3:30:00

I think Connor would fight

3:30:01

If he wasn't getting the attention

3:30:02

From BKFC

3:30:03

And doing all that wild shit

3:30:04

If that went away

3:30:05

There's a PFL heavyweight

3:30:07

That snapped his shin

3:30:08

And came back

3:30:09

And fought well

3:30:10

I think

3:30:11

But he did it when he was younger

3:30:12

Yeah

3:30:12

I seen that before

3:30:14

It was in MMA

3:30:14

I seen it in kickboxing

3:30:15

And it always just made me like

3:30:17

Oh for worse

3:30:18

You ever see

3:30:19

Gokhan Saki

3:30:21

And Tyrone Spong

3:30:21

That one

3:30:22

I'm going to say yes

3:30:24

Because you want to show it

3:30:24

No no no

3:30:25

Tyrone Spong

3:30:28

Just hit him right below the knee

3:30:30

And it just snapped

3:30:31

Like a twig

3:30:31

Just like Chris

3:30:32

Dude

3:30:32

Just like Anderson

3:30:33

I remember Longo telling me

3:30:35

He goes

3:30:35

Oh look at Sean's nose

3:30:37

Oh my goodness

3:30:38

Longo was telling me

3:30:39

That he was

3:30:39

Chris was killing the pads

3:30:41

That they

3:30:41

In the back

3:30:42

Before they went out

3:30:42

He's like

3:30:43

He was legs

3:30:44

He's a hard kick

3:30:45

Chris

3:30:45

Yeah

3:30:45

Well the sound

3:30:47

My friend

3:30:48

My friend was at

3:30:50

Fucking LAX

3:30:52

And a woman

3:30:53

With her husband

3:30:54

Stepped off

3:30:56

And a fucking giant

3:30:57

My fucking truck

3:30:59

One of those

3:31:00

Black Ubrax

3:31:01

Escalade

3:31:03

Ran over her foot

3:31:04

Right

3:31:04

Now watch

3:31:05

She was a little heavy

3:31:07

So it hit her

3:31:08

And she went like that

3:31:09

And it got her

3:31:09

So my buddy

3:31:10

Strong guy

3:31:11

Picked her up

3:31:12

And he goes

3:31:13

Brian

3:31:14

I go

3:31:14

And he goes

3:31:14

Her foot came off

3:31:16

I go

3:31:16

And he goes

3:31:17

Her foot came off

3:31:18

I go

3:31:18

What are you talking about

3:31:19

So she fainted

3:31:20

In his arms

3:31:20

And her foot was there

3:31:22

So he picked her fucking foot up

3:31:23

Oh my god

3:31:24

It ripped off

3:31:24

And he said

3:31:25

He put it in her lap

3:31:26

And he goes

3:31:27

You're going to be okay

3:31:28

You're going to be

3:31:29

He's talking to her the whole time

3:31:30

The guy turned out

3:31:30

To be really wealthy

3:31:31

And my friend

3:31:32

They took him to the hospital

3:31:33

And all that

3:31:34

And I guess

3:31:34

They saved her foot

3:31:35

Apparently

3:31:36

They sewed it back on

3:31:37

I guess

3:31:37

Oh my god

3:31:38

Because he kept in touch with them

3:31:40

And he said her foot

3:31:41

I guess they

3:31:42

Can't be normal

3:31:43

What happened to that guy

3:31:44

Her foot came off

3:31:44

What about the nerves

3:31:46

Lorena Bobbitt

3:31:47

That cut his dick off

3:31:48

She didn't use her foot a lot

3:31:49

What happened to that

3:31:50

Did that guy ever get his dick rolling again

3:31:51

That guy started doing porn

3:31:53

I heard

3:31:53

Frankenweenie or something

3:31:55

Right

3:31:55

They sewed it back on

3:31:56

But that is the fucking craziest thing

3:31:58

Imagine that

3:31:59

Usually you'd be the skin

3:32:00

Would be hanging off

3:32:01

Because her foot

3:32:02

Fell off

3:32:03

Was off

3:32:03

She had

3:32:04

She had a long dress on

3:32:06

I guess

3:32:06

She was a big girl

3:32:07

Big girl

3:32:07

Big girl

3:32:08

But her foot fucking came off

3:32:10

Oh my god

3:32:11

It was like

3:32:12

It was on the grass

3:32:13

Hold on

3:32:14

Is Dean Thomas wearing makeup?

3:32:15

No

3:32:15

They just had a close up on

3:32:16

They put a little bit on you

3:32:17

Look at Gilbert

3:32:17

Yeah he looks like a girl too

3:32:19

Yeah it is Gilbert

3:32:19

They always force you to wear that makeup

3:32:20

I don't wear shit

3:32:21

They always try to get me with the power

3:32:23

They don't want you to be oily

3:32:24

That's why

3:32:24

So what

3:32:25

I don't know

3:32:26

To me it was always so offensive

3:32:27

To wear makeup

3:32:28

While dudes whole faces

3:32:29

Are hanging off

3:32:30

That's why

3:32:31

You know

3:32:32

Imagine

3:32:32

Imagine if you're stepping in there

3:32:34

And Irene Aldana

3:32:35

Remember that fight

3:32:36

Went in the sphere

3:32:37

Where it was like a hatchet wound

3:32:39

Imagine if I had makeup on

3:32:40

And I was interviewing her

3:32:41

You want to even touch me

3:32:43

That was the craziest thing

3:32:44

She looked

3:32:44

I've never seen a head like that

3:32:45

Irene Aldana

3:32:46

No

3:32:47

I felt bad

3:32:51

She was trying to cover it

3:32:51

With a towel and stuff

3:32:53

She was like

3:32:54

No you look fine

3:32:54

She's such a great home

3:32:56

Oh shit

3:32:58

In her prime

3:32:59

She was a monster

3:33:00

Oh my god

3:33:01

She was a monster

3:33:01

That fucking division man

3:33:03

That 115 pound women's division

3:33:05

Woo

3:33:05

There's some banger fights

3:33:06

In that division

3:33:07

Unbelievable

3:33:07

Unbelievable

3:33:07

Maybe the best division

3:33:09

In the sport

3:33:09

For women

3:33:10

In terms of wild fights

3:33:12

100%

3:33:13

Not a lot

3:33:14

Not much competes with that

3:33:16

What made you bring up

3:33:18

Fiona Davis by the way

3:33:19

You just watched that the other day

3:33:20

Yeah

3:33:20

Well my friend Jake

3:33:21

Was talking to me about it

3:33:23

And then I watched it

3:33:24

He said dude

3:33:24

She just ran over

3:33:25

Mackenzie Dern

3:33:25

I was like

3:33:26

Really?

3:33:26

Like that's impressive

3:33:27

And then I watched it

3:33:28

Last night on YouTube

3:33:29

Jiu-jitsu's good

3:33:30

I had it down

3:33:31

She did a seminar

3:33:31

At my place too

3:33:32

How about that hip toss too?

3:33:33

Oh it was beautiful

3:33:34

Oh my god

3:33:35

She has judo background

3:33:36

Right

3:33:36

That's what it is

3:33:37

She has a judo background too

3:33:38

But yeah

3:33:39

And she's

3:33:40

You know

3:33:41

I think Mackenzie's

3:33:41

So good in jiu-jitsu

3:33:42

That she thinks

3:33:43

She could

3:33:43

Not thinks

3:33:44

But she's good at

3:33:45

Squirming at her stuff

3:33:46

And everything

3:33:46

But ooh

3:33:47

She had that

3:33:48

She locked her up tight

3:33:49

And that top pressure

3:33:50

Was nasty

3:33:51

Ooh

3:33:52

So technical

3:33:53

So good

3:33:54

She's got very good jiu-jitsu

3:33:55

That girl

3:33:55

It's like jiu-jitsu

3:33:57

Like as just a sport

3:33:58

As you know

3:33:59

Like you look at the highest

3:34:00

Of highest level guys

3:34:01

Right now

3:34:01

It's so exciting

3:34:02

And now that like CGI

3:34:05

Like Craig Jones

3:34:05

Invitational

3:34:06

Is giving out a million bucks

3:34:07

The Frutolum twins

3:34:08

Are unbelievable

3:34:09

Oh my god

3:34:10

They're so good

3:34:11

Fuck

3:34:11

That's one thing

3:34:12

That I really like

3:34:12

About 1FC

3:34:13

You know

3:34:14

They had all those

3:34:15

Just straight up grappling matches

3:34:16

Like Mikey

3:34:17

Remember Mikey

3:34:17

He tapped that dude's

3:34:19

Ripped that dude's knee apart

3:34:20

And wouldn't tap

3:34:21

Remember that dude

3:34:23

He just kept

3:34:23

Ripping it apart

3:34:24

And you know

3:34:25

His knee's gone

3:34:26

It's gone

3:34:27

And he won't tap

3:34:28

And it's just

3:34:28

Rip

3:34:29

Crack

3:34:30

Pop

3:34:30

And Mikey was like

3:34:31

It was disgusting

3:34:32

Like why'd you make me do that to you

3:34:34

Now Mikey's signed with the UFC

3:34:35

Right

3:34:35

Yep

3:34:36

Not for fighting

3:34:36

No for just for

3:34:38

Fight pass

3:34:39

Those fight pass

3:34:40

Invitational

3:34:41

Which is great

3:34:42

That they're doing that

3:34:43

It's great

3:34:43

His guard is the craziest thing

3:34:45

I've ever seen in my life

3:34:46

Mikey's

3:34:47

I've never seen it

3:34:48

It's so funny

3:34:49

There's so many tournaments

3:34:49

Now more than ever

3:34:50

But I still enjoy watching it used

3:34:54

In MMA

3:34:55

More than anything

3:34:56

Jiu-jitsu

3:34:56

Oh fuck yeah

3:34:57

Oh yeah

3:34:58

That's what I love

3:34:58

Yeah

3:34:58

I mean that Damian Maia

3:35:00

Versus Ben Askren fight

3:35:01

Oh my god

3:35:02

Jake Shields

3:35:03

Versus Damian Maia

3:35:04

You know one of the biggest

3:35:04

Travesties of all time

3:35:05

What's that?

3:35:06

When they took Damian Maia

3:35:07

Off of Kamaru Usman's back

3:35:09

Oh 100%

3:35:10

100%

3:35:11

Oh

3:35:11

All that

3:35:12

That arm was just stopping him

3:35:14

From taking a full

3:35:14

And he can't hold that forever

3:35:16

He can't hold that forever

3:35:16

They separated that

3:35:17

Oh I mean the stink about that

3:35:19

It was infuriating

3:35:21

He could have been a champion

3:35:21

He had Kamaru Usman

3:35:24

He had that left hook over the top

3:35:26

Early on the fight

3:35:27

Dry

3:35:27

And he's basically taking his back

3:35:30

And Kamaru's in deep water

3:35:32

And Kamaru's only loss

3:35:33

Up until that point

3:35:34

Was his first fight

3:35:35

Rear naked choke

3:35:36

Fuck

3:35:36

And it was time in the round

3:35:37

And it's Damian Maia

3:35:39

Yeah

3:35:40

Who's like one of the greatest

3:35:41

Stranglers of all time

3:35:43

He's gonna strangle you

3:35:43

He's on your back

3:35:45

It's gonna happen

3:35:45

He was one of the greatest

3:35:46

Stranglers of all time

3:35:47

I mean just phenomenal jiu-jitsu

3:35:49

His fight versus Ben Askren

3:35:51

Was fun

3:35:51

Because it was both

3:35:52

It was almost like a throwback

3:35:53

Where one guy's using

3:35:55

Because standing up

3:35:56

They both kind of null if

3:35:57

They both didn't do too much

3:35:58

But one guy's using

3:36:00

Ashikrami sweeps

3:36:02

Uma Plata reversals

3:36:04

Pure jiu-jitsu

3:36:05

And then you got Ben Askren

3:36:06

Using all his

3:36:07

He's doing the big take

3:36:07

Takedowns

3:36:08

So it was just such a

3:36:09

Style versus style

3:36:11

Type fight

3:36:11

You know

3:36:12

Great fight

3:36:12

It gives you an idea

3:36:13

It gives you an appreciation

3:36:15

For how good Gordon Ryan is

3:36:17

Like all these amazing guys

3:36:19

So like

3:36:19

What are the big fights

3:36:20

That are coming up next

3:36:21

Like what do we got

3:36:23

Alex

3:36:23

So we don't know what's going to happen

3:36:25

Like that lightweight now

3:36:26

I hope

3:36:27

As crazy as it sounds

3:36:28

I hope Ilya goes up to 55

3:36:30

I really do

3:36:31

To fight Makachev

3:36:32

Volkanovsky

3:36:33

Diego Lopez

3:36:34

45

3:36:35

I'll take that

3:36:36

Ilya goes up to 55

3:36:37

Fuck

3:36:37

I don't care if he only defended the title one time or didn't

3:36:40

Agree

3:36:40

Who cares

3:36:41

You want Ilya to fight Makachev

3:36:42

Let's go

3:36:43

Let's fucking go

3:36:45

Face a couple of those guys first

3:36:46

Like you just said

3:36:47

Yeah be nice

3:36:47

But also who cares

3:36:49

Let's go

3:36:50

Let's fucking go

3:36:51

That's if you want to make the big fight for July

3:36:54

You want to make that big fight in July

3:36:56

Is it the Volkanovsky rematch

3:36:58

I don't know

3:36:58

I think Volkanovsky

3:36:59

People want to probably see him win one

3:37:01

Or he gets KO'd by Islam in the first fight

3:37:03

He gets KO'd by Islam in the second fight

3:37:06

Yeah I don't see him fight up here

3:37:07

You want to see him

3:37:08

You want to see him fight

3:37:10

You know

3:37:11

Well he gets

3:37:12

Excuse me

3:37:12

He gets beaten by Islam in the first fight

3:37:15

He gets KO'd in the second fight

3:37:16

And then he gets KO'd by Ilya

3:37:17

So two KO losses in a row

3:37:19

In one decision

3:37:20

Kind of

3:37:21

Even though he's a legend

3:37:22

You kind of want to see him

3:37:23

Beat a contender

3:37:24

Get a win yeah

3:37:25

Maybe

3:37:26

And Diego Lopez needs one more win

3:37:27

I mean I wouldn't hate a rematch

3:37:29

No I'll take it

3:37:30

I wouldn't hate a rematch

3:37:31

It's like must see TV

3:37:32

No one's asking for it

3:37:33

It's one of those ones where I hope Alex is 100%

3:37:36

And I want to see it

3:37:38

He should be

3:37:39

But he shouldn't have fought him back quickly

3:37:40

After getting KO'd by Islam

3:37:42

Terrible idea

3:37:42

Three months

3:37:43

Four months later

3:37:44

Took a shot

3:37:44

And so

3:37:45

He took a shot

3:37:46

So if you want to do a big July card

3:37:47

You would do

3:37:48

You could do that

3:37:49

Makachev

3:37:50

Hamzat versus Drikus

3:37:52

Hamzat

3:37:52

DDP

3:37:52

Jon Jones

3:37:53

And

3:37:54

Aspinall

3:37:55

That would be the greatest card of all time

3:37:56

That would be so sick

3:37:57

That would be the greatest card of all time

3:37:58

Fuck

3:37:59

Can you imagine

3:37:59

Drikus

3:38:00

Two guys go up

3:38:01

Drikus goes up

3:38:02

Ilya goes up

3:38:03

Drikus versus

3:38:05

But then again

3:38:06

Look

3:38:06

Ankalaya is tough

3:38:07

That ain't a gimme

3:38:09

That ain't a gimme

3:38:10

That's a tough fight

3:38:11

Super tough

3:38:11

I mean Ankalaya's wrestling is going to be a problem for Alex

3:38:14

He's not really a wrestler

3:38:15

He's not really a wrestler

3:38:16

He's more of a striker

3:38:17

He said he's going to knock him out standing

3:38:19

That's what he says

3:38:21

Until he feels that fucking

3:38:23

Oh look at that

3:38:24

110 110

3:38:25

Even fight

3:38:26

Dan Hooker

3:38:27

Justin Cage

3:38:28

He's going to be wild

3:38:28

That is going to be wild

3:38:30

What is this

3:38:31

What days is this

3:38:31

Is March

3:38:32

Yes

3:38:33

March

3:38:35

Let me see what else is on that card

3:38:36

Oh my goodness

3:38:38

Mauricio Rufi

3:38:40

And King Green

3:38:41

Rufi's nasty

3:38:42

That guy's good

3:38:44

Rufi is nasty

3:38:45

He's fucking good

3:38:46

Man

3:38:47

That's a great fight

3:38:48

That's a great fucking fight

3:38:50

Nice

3:38:51

I like it

3:38:52

That's another one

3:38:53

That just falls short

3:38:54

Is that Alex Moreno

3:38:55

He's fucking good

3:38:56

He's fucking good

3:38:57

Sometimes he gets a couple stumbles

3:38:59

But another guy

3:38:59

He reminds me of Matthews

3:39:01

A little bit

3:39:01

Where he's got the really good stand up

3:39:02

And he's got

3:39:03

I like his jiu jitsu a lot too

3:39:04

Some good fight nights

3:39:06

Cannoneer and Rodriguez

3:39:07

That's a good fight

3:39:08

Oh my god

3:39:09

I like that little style

3:39:09

Bro, Cejudo and Song Yudong

3:39:10

Is a tough fight for Cejudo

3:39:12

Song Yudong is fucking dangerous, man

3:39:14

I thought Cejudo

3:39:15

That guy's good

3:39:17

When is that?

3:39:18

He was, but he can't

3:39:20

He wants to come back

3:39:20

He can't

3:39:21

He's got to get back

3:39:22

February 22nd

3:39:22

That fucking juice

3:39:23

Oh, that is real soon

3:39:25

Brendan Allen

3:39:27

Ooh, that's a good card

3:39:28

That Gene Silva's nasty

3:39:29

Yes

3:39:30

Donna Cruz is out

3:39:31

He retired

3:39:31

Yeah, he ripped his shoulder apart

3:39:34

Poor Curtis Blades

3:39:35

Oh, that sucks for Dominic

3:39:36

He always had some problems

3:39:37

With health

3:39:38

Barbosa's still fighting

3:39:40

Still fighting

3:39:41

Yeah, man

3:39:42

He's fucking still good, too

3:39:43

That's what's crazy

3:39:44

How about Ricky Simone

3:39:46

Still in the heat

3:39:47

All right

3:39:49

Let's wrap this up

3:39:50

Bring it home

3:39:51

Fun times

3:39:51

Matt Serra

3:39:52

Matt Serra

3:39:53

Thank you very much

3:39:53

For joining us

3:39:54

Thanks, man

3:39:54

Beautiful to have you, brother

3:39:55

I appreciate the invite, man

3:39:56

Always good to see you, my friend

3:39:58

Matt Serra channel on YouTube

3:39:58

Yeah, thank you

3:40:00

I'm so glad you're doing a podcast

3:40:01

Dude, I'm having fun

3:40:02

Yes

3:40:02

I'm glad

3:40:02

All that shit you were goofing on me about

3:40:04

Yeah

3:40:04

If you guys like that nerd shit

3:40:06

Come to me

3:40:07

Yeah, baby

3:40:07

Come see the new series

3:40:08

I'm your guy

3:40:08

I'm your guy

3:40:09

Yes

3:40:09

Yes

3:40:10

Brennan Schaub

3:40:11

Tell everybody

3:40:12

Drive Fast All Gas

3:40:13

Drivefastallgas.com

3:40:14

Find the kid

3:40:14

There it is

3:40:15

I'll be in Minnesota this week

3:40:17

It's coming weekend

3:40:18

House of Comedy

3:40:18

And then I'm in Danny Improv next week

3:40:20

Let's go

3:40:21

All right

3:40:21

Bye, everybody

3:40:22

Have fun

3:40:24

Fun stuff, guys

3:40:25

You guys have an explanation

3:40:29

About the first few minutes