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Matt Serra is a mixed martial artist and the host of the "UFC Unfiltered" podcast with Jim Norton and is the owner and lead instructor at Serra BJJ. www.serrabjj.com
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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com
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Bryan Callen is a comedian and actor. He’s the host of the “Off Limits” podcast and co-host of “The Fighter and the Kid” with Brendan Schaub. Check out his new comedy special "False Gods" on YouTube now. www.bryancallen.com www.youtube.com/@BryanCallenComedy
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I am we're up
It's buffering
That's it we're live
You got your cans? We're live
Put your fucking cans on
Put the cans on
We're all professionals
We're all professionals
Is everybody drinking?
Yes, we have Buffalo Trace here
We have whatever you want
We have vodka
We have all kinds of shit
What do you like?
What do you like?
Vodka club?
With a splash of crayon?
Nah, it's not fucking
It's not us
You don't got to worry about that
You can't hear it?
You don't hear nothing?
You hear it now?
You don't hear anything?
Jamie will check it out
It might be a wire's loose
I thought he was running for the drinks too
Does he play bartender too, Jamie?
He'll bring over us bottles
We got some stuff you can mix it with
I think, but I don't know
Do you need mixes?
Nah, I don't need a mix
I was just going to do a vodka with a club
I don't need no cranberry
We have club soda?
Yeah, I don't know if we have club soda
Am I being a fancy pants?
A little bit?
A little bit
What are you guys drinking?
A little hair and a dog?
I'm the only one that doesn't drink
Whiskey with a ice ball
You're not drinking at all?
I mean, I'll drink a little something
I'm not a big drinker, but
One in Austin
Give me some of that
Give me some of that
Oh, shit
Come on
That's what I'm saying
Give me a little bit
Let's go
All right
Brendan Chubb, stay on that wagon, sir
Have to
Stay on
Guys
Otherwise I turn into a gremlin
Salute
Come on
Fight companion
There's no middle ground for Brendan
It's either all or nothing
And by the way
I smell and new with Tatiana Suarez
Oh yeah, all day
I saw her just
I was just watching some of the fights
And I saw her just
Take down Jessica Andrade and smoke her
Jesus
She's like nobody's business
And she's not easy to get down
She's a fucking
She was Gatorade High School Wrestler of the Year
When she came out
And then she won the Ultimate Fighter
She was a savage
And she got hurt
Wasn't she a national?
Yeah, she had a couple of injuries
That derailed her career for a little bit
She was on the Olympic team
But then got cancer
She defeated cancer
Cancer?
What kind of cancer?
She beat cancer
Jesus
She's a savage though
So good at wrestling
We labeled her the Khabib of the women's division
Oh, here we go
We got something to mix it up with
Oh, LaCroix's
There we go
There you go
Oh, all right
I didn't have a sip of this
That's okay
I'm easy
Thank you, man
I appreciate it
Yeah, that's a good fight
Sean Ray Lee is such a monster, man
She's so hard to bet against
That lady is such an animal
When's the last time she fought a real wrestler?
She has not
She's never fought anybody like her
Not even close
Neither of them have fought anybody
Of the caliber that they are
That's why it's a great fight
They're also both older
I think Tatiana's 31
And then a homegirl
Wei Ling is, what, 34?
Isn't that crazy to say
Because Alex Pereira is 37
Different
Yeah, isn't it?
That's weird though, right?
You're talking to chicks, bro?
Older, 31
You start going, hmm
Isn't that interesting?
Especially if they're
Lighter weight classes too
Lighter weight class
Lighter weight class, female
Like older
They turn into fucking gremlins
How about fucking Pantoja?
Pantoja's a fucking stunt
He might be the best guy
Pound for pound alive
He might be right up there
With Tapuria
And Islam
And Jon Jones
And everybody else
Was in the conversation
But he's small
So no one cares
Yeah, but god damn, man
He was so good against
That Japanese cat
I was like, my god
And that Japanese cat
Didn't have that first-time jitters
No
He came out there like
Fucking hellcat
Hellish striker
One
Rising
Rising
Dangerous striker
Dangerous striker
So good
But think about it
They have to sign a homeboy
From Rising
To compete with him
Like there's not much for him
Pantoja's an animal
And he keeps getting better
Like he looked better
In that fight than ever before
His timing and everything
Was pristine
How old is he?
34 maybe?
How old is Pantoja?
That's rare
Dude, remember he won the belt
He was like
Do you see me now, dad?
Yo, whoa
He's that guy
You gotta get your
100
Pantoja
Whatever it takes
He's a swim
One of my absolute
Favorite guys to watch fight
Monster
Just an animal
Just a dog
Just a full
Beautiful jiu-jitsu
Beautiful
Crisp striking
Yeah
His striking was super impressive
Against that Japanese cat
Because I was like
Man, the timing is just so good
There was no place
Where that guy was safe
You know
He was driving
I think he was doing Uber Eats
Yeah
When he was fighting
He's a sweet guy
Really sweet guy
Crazy
You know
But the narrative on that too
Like the media is like
You know
He's a UFC fighter
And he's driving for Uber Eats
It's like
He also fought once in three years
Like that's on you, dog
Yeah
That's on you
It's
There's a lot of things going on
But it's also weird
That 125
It's real hard to sell
135, no problem
Because 125
You got Sugar Sean
You got Marab
You got some stars
With personality
Isn't that crazy?
But 125
Every dude's in on the couch
Is like
They're tiny
I can beat them up
And they have no fucking clue
How do they not think that
About the 135s?
How is it 10 pounds?
Like, ah, okay
Isn't that weird?
Yeah
It's weird
Human nature
Maybe because you've got
Some very fucking exciting
Personalities at 35
What about Mighty Mouse?
Marab
Yeah, but Marab and O'Malley
Mighty Mouse was amazing
When he was a champion
Amazing
He was doing wizardry
One of the best ever
He was doing wizardry
Wizardry
Wizardry
But he wasn't controversial
No
Like, he was
Mighty Mouse
Like, the nicest guy ever
Bro, that Ray Borg fight
Dude, I was about to
Suplex him
And caught him
Into the old walk
Yeah, man
I never said anything like that
I told you he's 34
Yeah, he's 34
Fucking animal
34 at 125
Amazing
There's talk about him
Going to 35
Him versus Marab
Would be fucking bananas
Yeah, but
Bananas
I'm never betting
Against Marab again
Ever
How great was that
How great was that
Umar fight
Amazing
Amazing
I thought for sure
Umar was going to beat him
Did you really?
You're a piece of shit
Why would you think that?
I'll tell you right now
Anyone from Dagestan
Or that area
Brian will suck off
He's so good
He's striking
He's wrestling
It drives me nuts
Drives me nuts
They're both from
The Caucus Mountains
They are
Yeah, but one guy
Trains in Jersey
Like, what are we doing here?
And also, Marab
He's living in Vegas now
Yeah, Marab
But Marab has
The
Marab
You know what I'm saying
Close
I get him so riled up
It drives me nuts
Anybody from Dagestan
That guy's going to crush him
Bro, Marab is a machine
The thing is
He's the biggest weapon
In all of
Combat sports
And all of sports period
His cardio
Is the most lethal
And his wrestling
Thing on the planet
His cardio and his wrestling
And he took a gold medalist
And his striking
Yeah
I mean
Throwing hammers
You gotta see though
Like, you look on paper
And people were making
They were saying
Oh man
Well, he's got the wrestling
The counter
And he's got the better hands
Because Marab
Marab his whole fucking career
For guys with a good wrestling base
And fucking good striking
You know what I mean
He's used to that
Who are you going to get
To simulate Marab
He never fought anybody
Like Marab
I mean, this was
I wasn't
We weren't surprised at all
Really?
What about against Cejudo
A gold medalist
Who's seen it all
Yeah, that was amazing
But the thing about Umar
Is Umar striking
Is really elite
It's elite and deceptive
He does a bunch of stuff
That no one does
Like one of the things
He does is his crazy front kick
And he throws a right leg
Roundhouse kick
And a left leg
Roundhouse kick to the face
Both of them
With like equal dexterity
Both off the lead leg
Like he whips that lead leg
Over your shoulder
And smacks guys in the face
And his timing
But it works for him
He couldn't
Keep the pace
Timing
No one can
Nobody can
No one ever will
He's a master of range
Marab
They think that
Oh, he doesn't have the reach
He's a master of closing that distance
He throws that overhand
Into the single leg
To the double leg
To
You don't know
Whether he's shooting
Or striking
The whole time
And what I love about it is
After that first round
Oh man
Marab dropped that round
Second round
He's not getting stressed
You see him
Get his back taken
He's smiling
Dude, he's there all night
And he could afford
Another 25 minutes
I believe it
I've never seen anything like it
I've seen a lot
I don't think we will either
Was he always like that
With the cardio?
He was always like that
With the cardio
But
He didn't have the tools
To get
Out of certain positions
Did you see
Did you see what DC said?
No
On his Instagram
DC went to visit him
The day after the fight
And he's running
He loves it
So he beats Sugar Sean
Wins the world tighter
DC goes to visit him
At his house
He's not home
He's running
So DC's wandered around his house
He doesn't even know he's there
He just walks into his fucking house
And he's filming Marab's gym
He's like
Whose gym do you think this is?
He's got a picture of Marab
It's the best weapon in USC
He loves it man
There's nothing you do
He loves the train
He's incredible
But that's all
That's two things
Right?
That's some kind of genetic gift
And on top of that
Insane hard work
It's like both
Because the guy's a tank
It reminds me of Kane
Remember Kane had that weird cardio?
Oh yeah
What the fuck?
Yeah
Put his head in your chest
They said he took two months off
In his heyday
He took two months off
Came in the gym
And DC was like
We're gonna beat the shit out of Kane
He hasn't been there two months
And he goes
He went shark tank rounds
And beat the fuck out of everyone
His cardio was fine
Luke Rockhold told me that Kane
Was the guy who would turn your fucking head around
He would just get in there
And he said at one point
He was
What he was doing to Luke
To Daniel
To all those guys
Was like a different thing
It was a nightmare
Yeah
What changed with Kane
Was he blew his knee out
When he was getting ready for the
For Dio?
No
No
No
He lost to
He lost to
JDS
JDS
Junior Dos Santos
Sorry Junior
I just had a brain fart
Junior Dos Santos
Knocked him out on Fox
And his knee was fucked up
Going into that fight
And that was the big fight
For Fox
It was like one of our first big events
Huge event
Huge event
And he really should have been fighting
He should have
He should have got out of the fight
His knee was fucked up
So Junior knocks him out
And then he beats the
Shit out of Junior
In the rematch
And he beats the shit out of Junior
In the rematch after that
The third fight
Beat the parade
He beats him like in a way
That takes years off your life
Yeah
Changed his DNA forever
He's
That pace
You see these guys
Brock Lesnar
They can't breathe
They're just wilting
From that pace
Especially at heavyweight
I love that
The Brock Lesnar fight
Oh my god
Insane
He was very good at boxing
He picked up on boxing
So quickly
And it was all
Smooth technique
There wasn't no big windups
Where his chin was exposed
It was all very smooth
The Noguera KO
Oh my goodness
Fast
That fucking
Bang bang bang bang bang
It was like lightning
Just smooth
I think Kane in his prime
Is the best heavyweight ever
It's hard to say
Because of Fedor
Because if you could get
Juicy Fedor from Pride
I think Kane beats the fucker
I don't know man
I don't know
If anybody beats
Fedor is so accurate
With his strikes
So good dude
Fedor walked down
Cro-Cop
When Cro-Cop was in his prime
You got to remember
That most of that fight
Was standing up
And Fedor was going
Blow to blow
With Cro-Cop
And walking him down
He was very unusual
That Randleman KO
Or the Randleman armbar
Randleman fucking
Suplexes him
On his head
And five seconds later
He's got him into Kimura
It's crazy
He was different
He was a
When he beat up Noguera dude
Oh my god
Watch that fight again
I'd like to see some testing
Around those times
Oh yeah
We'll pretend
We'll pretend
Even on the UFC back then
It'd be tough
Kane with that
Him motherfucking Sylvia
Sure
It was Rico Rodriguez
When he beat the shit
Out of Rico Rodriguez
He looked like a bodybuilder
So scary
Kane has Brian Callen's chest
That dude's not
He's built like a CPA
He's built like a very thick CPA
He had them jeans
He had them fucking
Mayan warrior jeans
Doesn't have an incline machine
Like Brian Callen
Yeah he had some Aztec warrior jeans
Like whatever Kane had
His superior genetics
His cardio was nuts
He had the way DC talks about him
And their sparring and stuff
So
You know
I don't think he's just
Throwing the praise out there
No
DC would clearly say
The only reason why I'm heavyweight champion
Is because Kane's not fighting
Dude
I'll never forget
When Kane was fighting
I was on the same card
I fought Gonzaga
Yeah
That was the fight
He fought Lesnar
And when we're doing
The fucking pre-shoot stuff
He took his shirt off
And I'm like waiting to go
And he has that brown pride
And I looked at the guy
Doing the video stuff
I go
Hey if I put white pride
Is that cool
And he goes
Dude just shut the fuck up
That wouldn't go over too big
Yeah you're allowed to have brown pride
How's it different?
You're allowed to have brown pride
How's it different?
Well because
The Mexicans didn't really subjugate
The white people in recent memory
It's a little different
It's a little different
Let me pull out my history book
Let me pull out some history
It's a big difference
What's with this world's past?
Did you guys see Cat Williams in Phoenix?
No
Did you see that?
Oh my god
Not only did he lit up that dude
He had the whole crowd chant in America
Yeah dude
He's like
Motherfucker this ain't Mexico
This is Phoenix
It was incredible
He had a heckler?
He had a heckler?
Oh he had a heckler in Phoenix
Something about Mexicans
And Cat just
I saw Cat Williams at the comedy store one time
He was so fucking good
He was
Like I've been doing this for 30 years
He was
Like
And he was
He was playing with a band
And stuff like that
He's
He's one of the greats
Did you see him on Theo's podcast?
No
Because he kind of does a character
You know
He's doing his thing
But Theo's so fucking funny
He breaks like three times
He just can't
He just can't
Oh really?
Because Theo's talking about black ducks
He goes
You need to get some black ducks
Dude
It's so funny
He's the best
He broke Cat like four times
Really?
Yeah
How about when he was talking to the president
And he was saying
Man that cocaine will turn you into a damn owl
I haven't seen that
And Trump's all
Trump's like what the fuck
This kid's talking about cocaine
But that is like
Really probably what Trump needed
He needed those kind of interviews
Which comedians was he shitting on
When he said your friends aren't funny?
I don't know
Not to make it awkward
Why would he do that?
He said that because he thought
For some crazy reason
That I didn't want to have him on
Somehow or another
That he would be showing up
People or something
Because he's so good
Maybe he thought that
Because he's isolated
He doesn't know me that well
The first time I met him
Was in the studio
I love Cat Williams
I've always been a fan
I've always talked about
Pimp Chronicles
It's fucking fantastic
It's so good
He's so wild
And I've actually taken advice from him
There's two pieces of advice
That I took from an interview
That he did once
That I used to this day
One, he said
I never eat before a show
He said don't eat
He goes I want to be hungry
Better off being hungry
My brain works better
And then two
He said I have a music playlist
That I make
That just gets me in the mood
To do a show
And so I'm like
That's a good idea
And from then on
I started carrying around
Like a bluetooth machine
Like a bluetooth boombox
And bringing
And then the green room playlist
That we have on Spotify
That's all the songs
It's like 35 hours
It's smart
You guys should do it
That's what athletes do
It was a smart thing
I was thinking
I was like
Why don't I do that
Like that makes sense
Like you want to turn it
Into a little bit of a party
Yes
You get that music going
It feels good
Like we do at the green room
At the mothership
Yeah
Get that music going
Everybody's having fun
I want to give you a compliment
Longo
Who doesn't give compliments
I don't know where the fuck
He saw you
But he said
I was fucking dying
The whole time
The whole time
Dying
That was a good show
You killed him
Yeah, yeah
He fucked up for you
I love this guy
There's a stress factory
Jake Matthews
I'm very high on this kid
I like him too
Very, very high on this kid
Oh, are we starting real?
I think Jimmy Crute's fight
Got canceled
Is that correct?
Yes
Jake Matthews is always exciting
Always
He's super good
He's like one of those guys
That look like
He could break through
Any moment now
But he's a little reckless
So he'll win like three
And then lose one
And then
Well, he's fighting
Really good guys
The UFC
I smell him
I smell him
By submission
That's what I smell
What do you smell?
I don't know
Listen, this guy
Prada
He's real good
Yeah
He's got good striking
Yeah
Jake Matthews
Very well-rounded
Yeah, very well-rounded
But sharp striking
Jake's striking
Is just crisp
I think
Really intelligent
To be intelligent in this fight
I think he should get his ass down
Is she about to sing
National Anthem?
Heidi Andrew on the spotlight
She's been with the UFC
For a long time
Is Jimmy Crute there?
I don't even think I met him
There's Jimmy Crute
He's getting ready
I got that
Oh, he's back
Wait, what is happening?
Wait a minute
Is that a kid who fought O'Malley?
So is the fight not canceled?
I don't
I was looking to see if it was
Underdog plus 135
February 6th
A couple days ago
No, but up top
It says the Brute's back
That's 11 minutes ago
Oh, okay
So he's not off the card
Just Google Jimmy Crute
Off UFC card
I read that
Three different fights
Were off the card
I don't know, man
And Crute was one of them
I like that fucking mullet
Oh, okay
He's in there
I like that
That's a healthy mullet
I like that dude
That mullet
He's very good
Very good ground game
He's got a fucking Kimura
What weight's he fighting at?
Isn't Crute a middleweight?
He looks
What is Jimmy Crute?
He's 185, I believe
I think he's a middleweight
Nice
Light heavyweight
Oh, he's fighting light heavyweight
Did he used to fight at this fight?
Did he use to fight at 185?
I think he did
I do believe he did
Is this a last minute replacement fight, Jamie?
Which one?
This Jimmy Crute, Balado
Or is that the original?
No, that's the guy he had
Right?
It's interesting that he decided to do that
And he's an underdog
And I don't know
I'm not familiar with Balado
Here's the thing
People hate on the card
Because they're not big names
But if you notice
The way the fight
The card's structured
Which is why I don't hate on it
Is they're all going to be
For the most part finishes
They're supposed to be
On paper
You never know
But they're super exciting fights
Prado and Jake Matthews
Is a very good fight
To kick it off with
I'm real excited about this
They're both very good
It's a fun card
Yeah
It's just not one of them cards
That like jumps out
We're so spoiled
If you're casual
You're like
Where's Conor?
Here's the thing
We're fucking so spoiled
Because in most sports
Like in most combat sports
It's all about the main event
Yeah
Yeah
And they either go away
Or you don't give a fuck
Most people are barely watching
The prelims in boxing
Also UFC has to fill a lot of cards
You know
So you can't have them stack
Like it's fucking 1998
All I know is
I get upset on a Saturday
When there's no UFC
I do too
It's part of my Saturday
You don't know what to do
I fucking
It's just
It just makes my day complete
There is nothing better
There's nothing better
There's nothing better
For me than just chilling at home
Watching the fights
I feel so relaxed
I don't have to work
And I can watch them
Best thing on earth
Oh
Yeah you watch the screen
You don't watch the actual fight
I watch the fight when I can
But the problem is
There's some positions
Where especially when they're on the ground
Like I don't know
If someone's trapped
I don't know how they have
And you can see it better
Yeah all I see is a back
And a dude
And I'm confused
As to what's going on
You know
I need to see
The monitor sometimes
And there's pillars in the way
I need to see the monitor
With replays all the time
Because we don't know
If a guy got hit
Or if it's a headbutt
Like sometimes
I remember Matt Serra
When he fought Matt Hughes
I thought Matt Serra dropped him
And I did fucking drop him
Let's talk about that
Let's do it
Can we talk about that
I wanted
Every time I hear him say it
It's like
Oh it was a headbutt
My head hit him
My head connected
He was still standing
Look at that head
It's a fucking
Oh it's the head
It's a head of a fucking rockwire
That head can take out a building
That head hits Tower 7
My hand
I said that head hit Tower 7
This thing could go through
A fucking wall
That's how the thing collapsed
When my head
Touched his chin
My hand went
Yes
It was certainly both
But it was definitely
Your head hit him first
Yeah but
I feel it did not drop
100% crap
Look Matt
You always had crazy power
That Frank Trigg knockout
I'm just happy
I got to fucking hit him
He went through a lot
He did go through a lot
He's coming back
He looks really good
Who's coming back
Matt Sarah
No I don't mean fighting
I don't mean fighting
No no no
I mean coming back from his injury
Come on man
Jesus Christ
We can talk about that if you want
Yeah
Go ahead
Oh what the fuck
Okay
I said he looks a lot better
Since his rehabilitation
He's doing a lot of stem cells
Who's this?
Matt Sarah
Oh okay
Excuse me
Matt Hughes
Matt Hughes
Thank you
I'm feeling good
Matt Hughes
Got hit by a fucking train
Yeah
You know
And so
Was that on purpose?
No
No no no
His car fucking stalled out
Or something
I don't know what happened
I don't know
But it's depressing
I don't know what happened
Either way it sucks
What are you talking?
Where the fuck are you introducing
I'm just asking questions
Jesus Christ
I can't ask questions
I can't ask a few questions
I don't know
Jesus Christ
It's a train track
Like it's loony
If it was
Maybe he had some information
On NASA
He was on a cyber truck
Yeah they knew something
But anyway
The point is
He looks great
It's been a long road
For that guy to recover
Legend
He seems a lot better
He walks a lot better
He's talking a lot smoother
I've seen him in Manchester
We did a signing over there
Like a year ago
How was he?
How was he then?
He's alright
No he's good
He's walking around
I mean
He's not
He's not 100%
He's not
Yeah
If someone goes
How's Brian Cowan
Nah
I listen
I think that
He's living
I don't think he's as sharp
As he used to be
Major brain injuries
He had some brain injuries
You know
Yeah
I mean especially
The car accident
With the train
That effect
The big one
After a long career
Of like
You know
A lot of rock and soccer
Robots fights
I worked with him
On Kingdom
Spent a week with him
I love Matt Hughes
And he was great
And we talked a lot about
He was like
I just want to be able
To wake up
Put my shoes on
You know
He didn't feel like
There was anything
But he was worried about it
This was before the accident
Yeah
I said
Do you ever
Do you ever
Do you ever
Do you ever
That was in 2005
No
That was 2015
10 years ago
Yeah
But what I'm saying
Is that he was
He was totally fine
And he just
But it was always a worry
For him
You know who seems
To be doing good
As Frank Trigg
You see him as a ref
Out there
Yeah
That's who you want
Looking nice and fat
Yeah
Trigg's big
Trigg's big
Trigg's big
Trigg's big
He's thick
He's thick
He's muscular
No no no
He seems happy
Man
I ran into him
A few times
But that's who you want
As a ref
Or as a judge
Make him a fucking judge
100%
Like these judges tonight
You know
No disrespect
What the fuck
Like you think
They're gonna be able
To judge Strickland's
Defensive strike
Fighters
I don't understand
Who knows who they have
Maybe they have good ones
Can I just tell you
Chris Lieben's been judging
Yeah Chris Lieben's great
He judged the last one
Yeah
When I'm having a bad day
I put in my knockout
Of Frank Trigg
You know why I think
Shot to this motherfucker
Let me tell you right now
I'm cool with everybody
I ever fought
Now
You know I
I used to fluctuate
You mean weight wise
Weight wise
Yeah you'd get thick
But in a good way
What would I fluctuate
In a good thing
I got fat
I remember when you were
A brown belt
I've known Matt
Since 1996
Yes
The only man I ever kissed
That's right
You cast me red on the lips
Yeah yeah yeah
But I was
You know
We'll have to explain it
I think you went to kiss me
On the cheek
And I moved my head
And then we
Yeah yeah yeah
Plus you smell good
It was eye contact
For the folks at home
Let me say this
So to key up
So what we do
Is when the first scorecard
The first time card
Rather
Clock
Countdown clock
Goes on
I'll give you the numbers
So you can sync up
458
454
453
452
451
450
449
Good enough
Alright figure it out
Alright so
First round
Matthews and Prado
I get that line over there Joe
Yes sir
Thanks sir
How's my favorite person
Hensel Gracie
Man you tell me
I talk to him
Through Instagram
Sometimes
He's all over the world
I gotta get Henzo in here
He is the best
We almost did it one time
He was in Austin
But the timing was bad
He's so smart
He was just recently in Austin
Henzo's so smart
Well he's got gyms
All over the world right
Oh yeah
He's brilliant
He's just a brilliant
One of a kind
The best
Was it Ricardo Almeida
Doing judging too
He was doing judging
He was judging
He was the first one
I heard of
This is the guy you're high on
Right here Matthews
I like Jake Matthews
I don't know
Let's see if he looks
To take it to the floor
He looks sharp on his feet
He's got a big advantage
On the floor
Nice
He's sharp on his feet
His defense has been looking good
His defense has been looking very good
Just gets low
And sits down
He's super technical
And he's like I said
He's one of those guys
That seems to me
Like he's going to break out
Into the top five
He's one of those guys
That's got the talent
And he's real young
How old is Jake Matthews
Young Jamie
He's been around a hot second
Maybe 29
If I'm guessing
I'd say 31
But he's just like
One of those guys
That's always been like
At the cusp
It's an interesting
Lower back tattoo
I'll tell you that much
Do you like it?
Yeah
What does it make you think of?
I don't know
It's an interesting idea
Like I'm going to cover
Just that part of my
What are you thinking
The tramp stamp
I mean it's
It's not so much like that
It's more of a
Maybe he's going to do
The whole back
It looks like
It looks like the beginning
Of a whole back tattoo
When he was goofing on me
Yeah
It's probably
But that's like a tribal thing
That's like a New Zealand tattoo
Yeah maybe
Or it looks like a Japanese
Oh
Good uppercuts inside
Good knees too
Oh
Damn
Matthews is fucking dangerous
Doesn't that dude look like
Drew Dober?
Prado?
A little bit
A lot
Nobody has Drew Dober's
Just not quite as handsome
That's like Drew Dober's bitter
Younger brother
Who's not as good looking
God damn it
Fucking Drew
I bring my girlfriends over
They're staring at Drew
Stop
He does look like him
With his perfect features
As he chews gum
I'd always be chewing gum
Always on his tippy toes
When he's fighting
Who's got fucking better
Like constant staying on the ball
Of their feet
Than Drew Dober
He's always like light on his feet
Always super light on his feet
He has a chin like Mr. Incredible
It's ridiculous
Beast striker too
Beast striker
Fun fighter
Yeah
Oh my god
These guys are fucking
I wish
Matthews has a good jiu-jitsu man
I'm telling you
Oh he's got good everything man
Matthews is super well-rounded
Somebody's gonna get knocked out
But Prado's good too man
This is a good fight
Yeah
Somebody's gonna connect
This guy's got that anger
Drew Dober being handsomer than him too
That shit carries you a long way
It does
Think about it
Because it's just a little bit
It's like god damn it
If my nose was just a little different
Yeah
Eyes were just a little more vibrant
He's like a poor man's Drew Dober
Yeah
Almost
Just nice
You know how like Kanye dated that new lady
He's married
That girl looks a lot like him
Where she's hot
But it's not Kim
Right
I think she's hotter than Kim
I think she's way hotter than Kim
You've seen Kim in person?
I have
I've worked with him
Yeah but we see pictures bro
Come on
What's the difference?
No Kim is beautiful
But I mean come on
You know what's like
It's like Drew Dober's
Royals Royce Phantom
And he's a Chrysler 300
I think that girl was born
Looking like that though
You know what I'm saying?
I agree
I agree
Facts
Like I don't think
Like I was mad when she showed up
To the Grammys naked
I was like
This is ridiculous
I'm like
You gay?
Wait this is a fake ass or no?
I don't think it's a real ass
I think hers is
I don't think her tits are real
I think her tits might be real
They're all real
Shut your mouth
Facts
If you can touch them
They're real
Shut your dirty whore
Shut your dirty whore
Oh that's not surprising
Oh shit
Nice
Does that count as a takedown?
Hey dude that's condescending
It's a home run
Hey that's fucking condescending
No that's a field goal
That is so rude
You were joking
You were joking
It's a field goal Brian
I like to get people
You know I like to ask the questions
That novices are asking
Oh right right right
I do that sometimes
In podcasts
You gotta create some energy
In the podcast
I ask questions
I can't get people too relaxed
Yeah come on man
Get him down now
Put him down
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
Dude Prado
Oh my goodness
Prado
I've been a Prado fan
For a long time
Oh
Oh
Somebody's getting caught
Somebody's getting caught
Great defense
Jake is clean man
He's clean
I like the way this dude strikes
These guys have been doing some boxing
Super technical man
But hyper aggressive too
Look at that
Oh
He blocked it though
He blocked it
He hit him with the Yair
Yeah
They're jumping around
Oh he's bleeding now
Damn
Uh oh
Prado's busted up
On his right eyebrow
Yeah
Joe you know
One of my favorite moments
When you guys fuck it up
When you had um
Zuckerberg on
And he goes
I hunt
Oh no
I went like this
Yes
What does he hunt
He just
I went yes
He goes
And then my favorite goes
I bow hunt
I went
Thank you god
I love you
Cause I saw Joe go
I saw Joe go
Do you
What kind of bow do you use
I think he did
He just forgot his bow
Oh
You forgot the name of his bow
Listen there's levels to this shit
I would never forget
My bow
But I'm a fanatic
Like I shoot archery every day
Yeah
Cause you shoot bows and arrows
Yeah he does
This video of him doing
He has
No no no
He definitely has
That's like saying I play laser tag
He definitely bow hunts pigs
He lives
He lives on an island
He has an island in Kauai
That's infested with wild pigs
He knows he does hunt them
I've seen videos of him doing it
I've seen it
It's just
Someone gives him a bow
He doesn't look at it
He doesn't care
Somebody teaches him how to shoot
He doesn't know what release he has
If I said what do you have
You have a stand
You have a wise guy
What do you have
What do you have
Do you use a hinge
Do you have a knock to it
If you're going to talk bows with Joe
Or pool
Or even cars
You better come correct
So I just know when he goes
I bow hunt
And I thought
Oh buddy
But this is Zuckerberg 2.0
And I love it
He looks great
He looks awesome
He's doing testosterone
He's doing jiu-jitsu
He's awesome
I don't know if he's doing tests
I hope he's doing tests
I think he is
But he certainly looks a lot thicker
He looks great
When he came in
I was laughing at him
I'm like your neck looks bigger
Look at your neck
Yes
He turned into a conservative
Yes
Well it's convenient
Well also hard work
Makes you think that way
Hard work physically
Makes you like
Appreciate some masculine aspects of life
Joe I need a light
I'll tell you right now
If he fought Elon Musk
And Elon Musk is sleeping on the jiu-jitsu
I know he's
Cause sometimes when you hear Elon Musk
Talking about the fighting
You're like
Shit stick to the fucking rockets buddy
I don't wanna see either of them
When you're that rich
This fight is heating up kids
These guys are
Elon has some wide hips though
He's a big fella
Oh Jesus
His hips like Trump
He looks like warm cheese
You see him with his shirt off
God bless
I love him
He's a lot thinner now
He got on that Ozempic sun
Oh okay
Dude everybody's
What is with that shit
He's got
His skin is so white
I've seen darker clouds
But what
Well it's a little bit of a cheat code
Because what it does
Is it makes you not hungry
And so people don't eat as much
And you go in a calorie deficit
But you could do that on your own
They use it for addiction
It's called discipline
It's a cheat code
People but the best way to do it
If you want to do it on your own
Just only eat meat
I swear to god
You'll lose a shit ton of weight
And feel good
And feel good
And also weight of colitis
It does wonders for my
Did you have that?
Yeah I got it
That's why I was at dinner tonight
They're using Ozempic for addiction
It's a lot of stomachs
Yeah Ozempic's got a bunch of other uses too
And it's also like for diabetes
Doesn't it stop addiction overall though
I heard people
Yeah cause it blocks
Drug addiction
Yeah
But what is it
It ruins your bones
There's gotta be
Is there any tests on it
Like in the long run
Well
The problem is
Anytime you go into calorie deficit
Your body starts eating itself
So what people are losing
Is not just fat
They're losing muscle
And bone density
So Peter Attia
Who's a good friend of mine
Did some studies on his patients
That did it
And he found that
Even when they lost weight
They got fatter
So they actually gained more fat
And they lost muscle
Ain't that a bitch
And bone mass
Ah
You know what that
You wanna be weaker
But this is what I think
I think
Were those people lifting weights
While they were on that stuff
Here's the thing
I feel like you gotta do something
To mitigate the fact
That you're
And also
Just
You can't
You gotta be rational
You can't like
Just try to starve yourself
Into thinness
Because you're gonna fuck your organs up
It's not good
What you really should do
Is make sure you consume
Enough calories
To support
Any kind of physical exercise
You're doing
And then make sure
You do physical exercise
While you're also
Taking that stuff
And maybe then
You can keep some muscle
And bone mass
That takes discipline
They wanna just take the shot
And get skinny and lean
People do get skinny though
It works
And it sucks
Being a fat guy
Right
But how fat were you Matt?
How about this
Like right now
I'm buck 85
Okay
What?
You see my
Oh okay
You're good bro
Let me see
Oh nice
Nice body
He needed to see it
No but
Let me get my hand out
When I was a fatty
I was up to 230
And I'm 5'6
God damn
That's a thing
If you got fat
You'd be like
Oh Brendan's a little husky
I've been fat
When you're my height
I'm pointing to Joe too
He's taller than me though
230 is a lot
Dude I was heavy
That must have hurt your joints
Did that hurt your joints?
Not so much my joints
It's just I felt like a fucking fat guy
What were you eating?
How was he?
Your lower back didn't fuck with you or nothing?
Well my lower back went out at one point
And I'm sure that didn't help it
You know
But I was
And then I got on TRT
But I was still heavy
Because I'd be eating like a fucking pig
But this goes back to the trig thing
Because I didn't want to sound like a bully
The only reason I fuck with that guy still
Is because after I knocked him out
Years later
Then I got fat
He called me up one time
Looking for Al Iaquinta's number
So I go
Oh sure
I gave it to him
He had Al on the show
When Al was getting off
He goes
Hey
Tell the beer keg
I said hello
So I don't forget shit like that
I don't forget it
So now that he's a fat guy
And I'm in shape
I like to take a shout out
It's fair
Oh Jake Matthews
You don't forget
A good right hand
I hope he goes for a fucking takedown man
You really like his jiu-jitsu that much Matt?
I've seen
I know he has it
So like why
This guy
I don't use it
I think he's doing really well on the feet
That's why
He wants to get a KO
But Al Iaquinta
People forget
Khabib couldn't take him down
Al would survive with Khabib
But still
A short notice for Al
I know it's a different fight for Khabib
But he struggled in that fight
Al had his moments
Al did a good job defending
He was also set to fight Paul Felder
So he was about to fight a totally different fight
Totally different fight
24 hours notice
He had the best fight with Khabib
That anybody ever had
It's amazing
Yeah he did
He didn't get dominated
He lost the fight
But he didn't get dominated
A lot like Conor did
Or a lot of other guys did
We got smashed
Conor had some success too
In that though
He did
Yeah if you watch it
Again
He did better against Khabib
Almost than anybody else
Conor
Yeah
Yeah
And his camp was atrocious that time
It was
Bad camp
Yeah
Why
His trainer talks about
It was like a dark camp
He wasn't training with the team
He was like in his head
He was like it was a dark camp
It was horrible
This is post Floyd
Yes
Yeah that's a problem too right
You get ready for a boxing match
With one of the all time greats
You gotta take six months
Where you're not doing any takedowns
No leg kicks
No nothing
All you're doing is boxing
That idea
You're not gonna take any extra energy
And train your fucking jiu-jitsu
When you're training for a Floyd Mayweather
Boxing fight
And you got Khabib
The greatest grappler we've seen out there
Waiting for you
It's a terrible idea
When he's on top of him
Going let's talk now
Now the other side is
You made a ton of money
Did you hear it
You were right
You were there for that fight
Yeah
Who was it that said
Someone said recently
That I think if the
Conor McGregor
Who beat Eddie Alvarez
Face Khabib
Would have been a completely different fight
I probably said that
I don't remember who it was
But I listened to that
And I said you know what
I think that's true
How do you solve that
I think he was a different guy
But I think he was a different guy
He was a fucking animal
Space management
I think it was Khabib
That said that
Yeah but your wrestling
I'm fucking around
That's coach
Khabib's coach
Khabib's wrestling doesn't care about that
Once he closed distance
It'd be a problem for Conor
Oh it's always gonna be a problem
But Conor was so fucking good
On his feet back then
So good
So elusive too
I like the clips of him
Getting interviewed
Back in the day
Saying partying is weakness
For your soul
And then his clips now
Of him being like
Nah
He's fucking all pumped up
Oh the ship has sailed
It's like
We want him to come back
And it didn't happen
Well he knows too
Jimmy
Of course he knows
Oh my god
Jake Matthews is walking this thing down
Jake shouldn't get him out of there
He's swinging
He's put on this
If you're the first to find the main card
You're there to finish
Well also he's trying to make a name for himself
And he's in Australia
You know
Home country
The whole deal
Prado's in this
That's where he's from right
Isn't he from
I think he is
He's Australian
Yeah you have to have your hometown boys
When you have a fight on a card
In the motherland
That's why poor Strickland
Going back there
Yeah but Drickus is from South Africa
It's kind of neutral ground
Same area
Same area
Same area
It's just different continent
But you know what I mean
Totally close
Closer than fucking Vegas
Where Strickland is
Yeah not much
I just rewatched that one
That's gotta be a bitch though
Matt
How'd you score it?
Do you ever fight
And have to get ready for it?
Hold on B
How'd you score it?
It was so close
Because I gave it to Strickland
I
What's that?
You gave it to Strickland?
Yeah
It was
I mean
How much do you
The takedowns
How much do you give for the takedowns?
He didn't do
I don't think he got struck
At all on the floor
So it's like
How do you score those?
I thought Strickland won
I thought he won three to two
But it was very
I mean
It's all how you
The other
I'll tell you though
Drickus does
He mixes in those takedowns
And I think that could
Sway some judges
They say big moments
Instead of the whole round
He's a big dude too
He also pushes forward
So
You remember
Strickland's the one
Who pushes forward always
He's got
But
Octagon control
When you
When you go through
The judges last
No I understand
But the thing about Drickus
Is he's going to be
Moving forward always
And I think
Sean is used to
Moving forward himself
So he's going to be
Fighting on his back foot
But then also
Strickland's not getting points
Because his defense is so good
He's blocking a lot of shots
But it looks like they're landing
But he's actually blocking
Yeah he rolls good
With that Philly shell
But how much did that cut
How much did that affect him?
If that happened early on
He said he was a one-eyed guy
Early on
Plus the judges see that
That's damaged
That's the number one
Judging criteria
What caused that cut?
A headbutt they said
Was it a headbutt or a punch?
I thought it was a headbutt
It was a great fight though
Still a very good fight
People that say it's boring
I'm like man
I thought it was great
It was high level
Very high level
I'd imagine Duplessis
You're hard to get ready
Because you can't find anybody
Who spars like that
Can't mimic him
Right
It's like he almost fights
Like a drunk guy in a bar
Well like pro Oscar
Good luck getting ready for that
That was awesome
His last fight
Oh my god
He puts him
He like trusts his
Like spider sense
He goes right in front
He's like
Crazy
It's crazy man
And his head movement
Has gotten so much better
And those counters
Those pull counters
He hit him with a couple
Of pull left hands
And then a right hook
Counter after that
Oh my goodness
It was blah blah
It was like
Duck the punch
Blah blah
What do you do with Yeri though
You know
Well it's like
One more
And then maybe
Tries Alex again
I got one for you
What about Robert Whittaker
At 205
Yeri
Robert Whittaker
Yeri
Is that what Robert
Robert wants to do
He wants to go to 205
Really
That's crazy
For a guy who started
At 170
At 170
It's tough
You've said it's tough
For him to make 85
Well
He's bigger now
Robert Whittaker's
Fucking thick
Imagine
I mean
We've seen it before
What about Rumble
Rumble starts at 170
Moves up to heavyweight
I was doing
I was doing a warrior with him
He was 230
On set
230 and not fat
And he sucked down at 170
Bro he was so big
I ran into him in a hotel once
I'm like how the fuck
Are you ever 170
His head is as big
He was so big
His shoulders were as wide
As a barn
And he sucked down at 170
And he didn't have an ounce
Of fat on him
He was 235
He's walking around at 235
He can't be healthy
No
That should be illegal
But when he would get in there
Oh my god
He would hit guys
They would just go flying
What did he die of?
I don't know
He had some sort of organ failure
He has an organ failure
Some organ thing
Tragic
What is that Alp?
What is that?
That's one of them
This is Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouch
Oh he's got his own thing?
Yeah that's Tucker's
They're good
They're really good
Are they?
Yeah they're very good
Tropical
Well the people from Zinn
Didn't like him apparently
Oh is that what happened?
He said something
Joking around
That'll make your dick grow
Just playing around
And they said something about
I don't fuck with Zinn either
We don't think that
And we don't agree with
What he said
It's not true
Like duh
Duh
Nobody really thinks
It makes your dick grow
I didn't fuck with Zinn before
I definitely don't know
Scott
Why don't you fuck with it?
It's a corporation
Corporations are owned by
You don't like the nicotine?
They're run by people
I love nicotine
Black buffalo
Who don't want to be involved
With anything controversial
They probably thought that
That being involved
With Tucker Carlson
Was controversial
So he started his own thing
So he started his own thing
It's really good
They're better
You ever seen Tucker
Drives like an old school
F-100?
Yeah because he doesn't want
The government to have access
To his GPS
No electronics
He's got a carburetor
Love it
Love it
Well if you're that guy
If you're doing
Two hour episodes
About a guy who supposedly
Sucked Obama's dick
That was wild
I had to listen
I had to give it a go
You gotta be
You know
Watching
You're six
What did you do?
Dude that was a fight
That was a very good fight
Yeah he's got that though
Matthews
I think
Yeah he does
But Prado's a badass
Motherfucker man
Yeah it was a good fight
Fuck
Jake's so good and tight
Yeah
Look at this though
There's the trip
There's the takedown
Tucker's way bigger
Now that he's on his own
Yeah
Oh yeah way bigger
Way bigger
He's so good
He's undeniable
He's a super nice guy
Yeah
Like I had a friend of mine
Had him on his podcast
And he has this lady
Who works with him
That's like real liberal
And he said
She didn't want to like him
But she loved him
By the end of the show
He seems like a nice guy
He's a great guy
He knows exactly
Why he stands where he stands
Like he's really thought out
Every position it feels
Well he's not a liar
He was a little weird
When he was on Fox
Cause you know
Cause he's pushing the agenda
But then when he went on his own
I'm like yeah I fuck with him
Yeah but he was also fighting
People who were
Towards the end of Fox
Towards the end of his run
He was like the only guy on the news
Talking about real shit
Yeah
That's what he left
And talking about things
That were very controversial
And people did not want him talking about
And that's why they fired him
They fired him when he was at the top
That's what's crazy
He was the number one guy on Fox
That was the Dominion shit though
But it was a lot of different things
There was multiple different
I mean it was
No one was happy
Both the Fox and CNN ratings
Suck cock
Final Kid gets more views
Yeah it's
At this point
It's a weird medium
Because there's too many commercials
You have to watch it
At the time that it's on
Cause that's how they make money
Through all the advertising
And it's all pharmaceutical companies
It's just too hard
To compete with the internet
When you have that
Hindering format
But also the news
On the internet
Comes out way faster
Oh yeah
Than on fucking
Mainstream
But I mean
They're good for
People that have
You know
Editorial talk
And breaking things down
In a funny way
And showing you clips
Of people going nutty
And you know
They're good for
Certain things
That's different
Than the internet
And then they put clips
Of those things
And those things
You know
It's kind of like
It's become almost
Like a viral internet show
Yeah
Cause each one of them
Like the 15 minute ones
When they put them out
You know
Those get a lot of views
Probably more than
They even get on television
Touch point
I don't know
It's weird
Because it's like
Regular television
Is bullshit
Nobody wants to watch it
Nobody wants to watch
Regular TV
You also don't trust it anymore
You just don't trust any of it
They even have sitcoms anymore
Like new ones and shit
You know
Miss Pat is a really good one
But it's on BET's app
She's great
She's great
But other than that
I don't know anybody
Who has a sitcom
I like tires
With Shane Gillis
Oh that's great
That's kind of a sitcom
I mean it's a single camera
It's like that type of
Yeah it's a show
But it's a
Yeah it's a comedy show
It's funny
Oh it's on Netflix
Netflix got it
They got season 2 coming
Oh that's gonna be great
It's all changed so much man
That's an enjoyable show
His business has changed
It's changed the man
He's funny
Theo and David Spade
Are doing a sitcom right
I think they're doing a movie
There's some funny shit coming back
Even that
The heavy
I don't want to say
The heavy set
Greek guy
But I don't think
I got his name
He's on your show
Stavos
Stavos
Yes he is
Stavos is the man
He's great
Let's start a cult
It's a good
You see it
Oh it's fucking funny
Oh it's like
It's a throwback
It's like a
It's one of those
Stupid silly comedies
It was good
Really good
He's a funny dude
To your point
There's not a lot
Is there
There's not dude
Well it used to be
The whole thing
Used to be the whole thing
On television
Was getting a sitcom
There's Stavos
This is great
I love this
I never saw it
It's good
I got
I bought it on Broadway
I
It's on Hulu
I think
I got it
If I saw
Maybe on here
Or somewhere
Stavos
This was great
This is a funny
This is a funny
A funny show
A funny movie
He's just so talented
Because it's not
Trying to push
A fucking
It's a movie
It's not
Giving a message
He's
Dude
He's showing his balls
It's fucking funny
It's just a funny
I don't want to get
Any messages
Delivered to me
I just want to have a good time
He's a funny dude
Yeah
I don't need that
I don't need you
Don't give me a message
I only watch documentaries
Really
Any OJ doc
Make more
Bro
You know what's good
You know what you like
Nosferado
Have you seen Nosferado
I watched it
I listened to your recommendation
It's a movie
People love it
It's the best vampire movie
Of all time
What do you think
Of American Prime
Oh I liked it
It's great
It's fucking great
Early on I told you
To watch that
That was fucking good
That's a great show
It reminds you of
The one with Leonardo
DiCaprio
The Reverend
I just can't stand here
When Brendan Shaw
Was disrespecting
Nosferado
You know why
If we're going to discuss it
It's going to be a spoiler
How he dies in the end
Just lays down
With the chick
In the sun
They had a pact
Should give herself to him
Bro
Is this a remake
Of the
The old one
Yeah
But it's got
A lot of different shit
Going on
But the dude
Who plays Nosferado
Is the same dude
Who played it
He played Pennywise
In it
It's real
You know what's a good show
Best vampire of all time
Scars
Something
Bill Scars
You see the old man
Jeff Bridges
It's good for one episode
That's it man
I fell off of it
Yeah it's really good
For one episode
You're like wow
Can they keep this going
And then it gets stupid
Oh it does
Yeah they get stupid
Dude
They're like wait a minute
They would track you
This is stupid
Hey that American prime evil
They can find you
You can't travel across the country
Shut the fuck
She's not going to fall in love with you
You kidnapped her
This is retarded
Hey that American prime evil
So is there a season two
Or is it just done
No it's done
Peter Burr can make a fucking movie
And a TV
Oh yeah
He made Painkiller
He made Painkiller
Yeah he's a beast
The Sackler
Sackler family thing
Why are the Sacklers not
On some island somewhere
That's a good question
What happens now
Mass murderer
Let's see what happens now
With Trump
Let's see what happens
They're the worst people
On the planet
Speaking of series
Before we get off series man
Because I love this shit
Silo
I'm watching now
Which is fucking great
I'm on the second season
I love finding something late
So there's like two seasons
I get excited
And even better
Grant Dawson
UFC fighter Grant Dawson
Bigger nerd than me
He gives me all shit to watch
From
Oh fuck
Give me something
What's from
What is from
That's the whitest
Oh it's good
That was so white dude
It was so good though
We tried to do an algebraic sterling
We will fucking
So good
You watching it
What is it
I'm finished it
Oh I'm on the first season
What is it
You got such a far way to go
It's
You want to explain it
How do you want to explain this
It is so good
It's almost like a twilight zone
They're trapped in a town
They cannot leave
And at night
These demons come out
And kill everyone
So they have to hide at night
Monsters come out at night
Monsters
Demons
What do the monsters look like
People
What?
They look like people
Yeah
Without giving too much
Like the first episode
There's a little girl
And all of a sudden
At the window
It's grandma
Let me in
They can't come in
So they try to get the kids
To let them in the house
And they devour them
And you can't fight them
You can't shoot them
They rip you apart
What are they?
They're just
That's the thing
It's almost like a
Lost type of show
You're like wait
What the fuck are they?
How'd they get there?
They were all traveling
On different parts
I don't want to give too much away
You know what?
It's hard to explain
It is hard to explain
It's very complicated
What's it on?
I bought it on Prime
I bought it on Apple
The first season
Oh Apple
That's right
Apple I think
Yeah
Oh so good
Season 3?
I'm on the first season
I'm almost done with it
Oh Jesus
It's got three fucking seasons?
Yeah three seasons
It's fantastic
Believable and scary as hell
Stephen King
Balls deep in it man
I like it
Damn I'm in
I'm in
Yeah it's great
I'm gonna write it down
But anyone knows
It's worse
This fight was epic
Fucking gasoline
There's no problem here
I'm prepared to die
That's what he said there
Fucking badass
Best men of weight fight
Of all time
Why do all black guys
Like anime?
That's not true
Not all black guys
But most people
I've never met a black guy
In my life
Who likes anime
Me neither
You never met a black guy
I haven't either
I haven't either
Are you serious?
This is the only one I know
Really?
Yeah
I'm thinking my student Marcus
My brother-in-law Edwin
They love
I mean
I don't know
I can go on
Is it a younger kid
I don't know
I don't know
No man
Edwin's
You know
Shit
40
Yeah he's 40
That's weird
Or something
Yeah
I don't know
Not all black
Let me just put that out there
Not all black guys
Black guys ain't damn something
With anime
It's like anime
You know
It took the place
Of kung fu movies
Is that what it is
Oh yeah
The NFL players are arguing
Over their favorite anime show
Are they really?
What is it?
NFL players
The first hundred
I just fast forward to 200
And I was like
Oh solid animation
My daughter was in this anime
Hard
Interesting
I can't get into it
Yo I had my one fighter
Young Marcus
He was down two rounds
And I went in
In a third round
I know he loves anime
I go Marcus
Forget that shit
You're living your anime movie
And you're the fucking hero
And I fucking went nuts
And he's like
Yeah
Yeah
He went out
And fucking strangled the guy
I go dude
Come on man
That's awesome
Black star
Well let me see that later Joe
Thanks brother
Alright
That's weird that that worked
Look at that kid
What?
What did I do?
Look at Izzy right there
I thought you were going to say
He went out and got it knocked out
I love that guy
Oh he's a hall of fame inductee
Fight wing
The Kelvin Gasoline fight
Oh my god
Izzy
Fuck yeah
That's well worth
One of the greatest fights of all time
Legend
Look at that jacket
Oh what's going on?
Did he just get inducted into the
Yeah for the Kelvin Gasoline fight
Wow
Rightfully so
Yeah rightfully so
That was an amazing fight
Oh my god
That was one of the greatest all time fights
So good
Gasoline
Gasoline
How do you like this motherfucker?
One of those
Just pull down there
Oh
Oh here we go
Cruden
Oh I got you
I'm tarting
Target is alive
Hey can I have something where you just go like this?
Oh fucking around
Is it working?
Nah I don't know
Dude I listen
Is it out of juice?
Yeah I'll help you
Alright
Yeah it's out of juice
Oh here
Oh there you go
Thank god
I thought I was just a moron
Yeah there's something in there
It's in the bottom
It's a little hole
Where's your school Matt?
Huntington
Long Island
Yeah man
Holy shit
I met you in like 98
96 probably
96
Yeah when you were on Mad TV
That's right
At the Gracie Kukuk Academy
That's when I got my blue belt from Hansel
Matt remember when I met you?
We went to your gym
It was like you picked us up
You picked us up at the train station
Yeah
You had a gig
I was gonna fight BJ Penn
I was leaving that night I think
To go drive to Connecticut
That's right
And you had a gig somewhere
I picked you and Eddie Bravo up
At the Hicksville train station
Yep
We took a train from the city
Out to Long Island
Went to Matt's gym
It was awesome
I showed you my apartment
In the basement
Yes
Yes
Where you piss into the bucket
Every night
He was drinking so much water
And because he was training
And living in the gym
He had an apartment in the gym
And he had a big old piss bucket
So he could take a jug
Like a gallon jug
And stick his dick in it
And put it right
And screw it back on
So he didn't have to get out of bed
You know how you don't want to get up
It was the best
I piss in the sink
I did that for so long
That I
Even when I got married
I'd be doing it
And then finally
My wife just says
Listen
I'm done
You gotta
I'm done with that shit
I can't do this
And I'm like alright
Piss in a jug next to him man
Also to just be hearing the fucking
Psss
And the fucking
Hitting the fucking Snapple bottle
One time
My mother-in-law was over
One time
She was helping her clean the room
She's like
Why is that the Snapple
She's like
Put it down
Put it down
But uh
Yeah man
I don't do that no more
I don't do that no more
But fucking
Yeah
I'll never forget man
That was like an awesome thing to see though
You had such dedication
You were living
In the gym
He just had a bedroom there
He's like
All I'm doing is just training
Just constant training
Living here
Teaching and training
I get flashbacks now
Of that now
Because sometimes
Like on Mondays
I'll do the 7 a.m.
And I'll do the noon also
Before I go home
And do Unfiltered with Jimmy
So I'll take a nap
In my lounge
And he brings me like flashbacks
Of between classes
Of like when I was younger
And I like
You know what I mean
But now I got my
My castle
Well how about John Donner
Fucking used to sleep on the mats
He probably still is
The guy was a professor
At Columbia
John would be
I mean yeah
He was working on his PhD
Did John come out here
Yeah he's out here
Yeah he's out here
He was one of the first guys
I talked him into it
Like way back in the day
In the middle of the pandemic
They were in Puerto Rico
I was like
Get out of there
The way he can
He's got a great sense
Of humor too
Oh John's great
People don't know about him
Oh yeah he's a little twisted
He's twisted
Literally for a long time
Like they'd say
Like if you were like
How you doing
He'd go
Go fuck yourself
Yeah
He's hysterical
Legit genius
Always in a fucking rash guard
No matter what
Suffers no fools
No
He's not
He's not here
Suffer fools
Yeah
Fascinating guy too
I mean
You want to talk about
A cheat code
That Gordon Ryan has
And he talks about it all the time
He's like
You have a guy
Who's got like
Maybe the greatest mind
Ever in combat sports
Yeah
And he's your coach
Yeah
And he doesn't give a fuck
About anything else
When he's not teaching
He's studying tape
He studies tape all day long
He's just a robot
And he's a minimalist too right
Yeah
Oh yeah
Dude Henson was like
Sometimes the guy come in
His head is down
He's just feeling like
He's too deep man
He's too deep
Always talking about philosophy
His head is all like that
Some days you can't talk to the guy
Fucking
I'm like
What do you mean
He's too deep
The guy's too smart
For everybody
Isn't it crazy too
That like one thing
That was said to him
That Dean Lester said to him once
Why would you ignore
50% of the human body
And he's like
That's when he was staying
On my futon
Dean
Really
He was staying with me
And Rodrigo Gracie
At our apartment in Woodmere
And I brought him into the city
I met him in the 2000
Pro-ams
We both competed
He competed versus Mark Lehman
I went versus Leo Vera
And we became friendly with that
And then I had him down
He was training at Longos
He was staying on my futon
And I'd bring him into the city
And that's when he met John
Back then nobody was
At least in Hedso's
Nobody was really working ankle locks
No, no
He took out most of the academies with that
He was in there taking out their legs
When Dean was in his prime
He was a fucking monster
Savage
Dean Lester
Dean Lester was a monster
He was so hard to deal with
About as thick as a silverback too
And he was obsessed with jiu-jitsu
You know Jocko trained with them
And Jocko said
He's got a fucking mind
Like a steel trap for jiu-jitsu
Like positions and counters and moves
It's like always
Like you have to be
Fucking psychotic and obsessed
It's just how long can you do it for
Right
And then he started fighting in the UFC
And when he was fighting in the UFC
He wasn't a striker
He didn't have striking
It just wasn't good enough
To hang with the best guys
Because like on the feet
He'd be at such a disadvantage
And it's so hard to get guys down
It's hard
But when it came to like straight jiu-jitsu
Dean Lester was a fucking monster
Oh, he was great
He was so good
And he got big
You married Jeff Munson?
Oh my god
Does he live in Russia now?
Yes, he does
Yes
He lives in Russia
He's married to a Russian
He speaks Russian
He had that tattoo on his back
Oh, yeah
Remember there's that picture of him
Against the fucking SWAT team
He's like protesting
I think he's a communist, right?
Oh, yeah, full on
Yeah, he's out of Russia, bro
Yeah, like he's like all in
He's all in with Mother Russia
He always wanted to be a Russian
He's not a guy you want to get into conflict with
He's an odd dude, man
Oh, fuck, yeah, he is
He's smart
Yeah
Smart
He was also built like a grape
He was like one gigantic muscle
It was just a grape with giant arms
He was a tank
Yeah, definitely not
But I'll tell you what
Formidable
And he was one of the first guys to do north-south chokes
And because he was so strong
People assumed that it was a goon move
Look at him
That he would just grab your neck and squeeze it
And then people realized
Like, no, it's basically like a guillotine
From a different position
Yeah, he's a badass
Oh my god
Look at the size of him
That was when he's at full juicy juice
He looks great
Find that picture of him in the riots
Good fucking luck
And you can tell the riot guy's like
What the fuck?
He's a cartoon
Look at him
He's standing there with his fucking
Jesus
Hammer and sickle tattoo
Monster
Guys with big chests
That north-south
My father was used to be good at that
My father was a black belt
On the henzo
Just some other guys
And then get the joke as well
There it is
Was he at NCAA champ
Or he was at international
It's like on his Twitter
Yeah, and it's like capitalism
He's got a guy with a gun
To another guy's head
It's his capitalism
He's standing for these riot guys
Who took the picture?
How tall is the person
That took the picture?
Tim Sylvia
Well, it's obviously like an angle shot
Because he's not that tall
But it's a terrifying
He started as a wrestler, right?
He wrestled
Oh, yeah, he was an excellent wrestler
He was like very, very, very, very hard to beat in jiu-jitsu too
How do you choke a guy?
What do you do with that guy?
He's got no fucking neck
He's so strong too
Just so strong
And fucking durable as shit as a fighter too
Remember when we fought Chuck Liddell?
Tough, man
Yeah, he was durable, man
Monson was a monster
Big fucking dude, man
There goes Jimmy Crute
And here we go
I kind of swore that someone had said this was off the card
I think they lost three fights
Mark Cutter looks like a sturdy individual
Oh, he's a big fucker
Yeah
He's a black belt
Yeah
Here we go
Here we go
Oh, boy
He looks casual
Am I wrong that Crute used to fight middleweight?
They're big boys, man
And look at that
I think so
That haircut is fantastic
I'm pretty sure
That's aerodynamic
He looks thick
Yeah
It looks thick
It looks like he's wearing a fucking
It looks like he's wearing a Davy Crockett's hat
Look at that shit
There we go
Jimmy Crute's been in some crazy wars
A lotto
Yeah
Oh, come on
This one's not going to last long
Snap
It's that first
That first touch
I think you have heavyweights next, right?
You got Tafa and the new kid who's undefeated
Man, the heavyweight division is so shallow
I was just thinking that the other day
Because if they don't make John Jones vs. Tom Aspinall
We're fucked
What is compelling?
Nothing
Unless they bring Francis back
Unless the PFL collapses
And he gets released
That could happen
Oh
Oh, that's a fuck up
That's a big fuck up
Oh, shit
It's like starting a fight from Mount
Look at this
Yeah
Yeah
Oh, shit
Oh, he's got the neck
The only way he gets this is if he gives it to him
If he wants out
This is a terrible position
Dude, how's your elbow escape doing, pal?
Wow
Come on, man
Get those hips movement
Yeah, dude
Early on, too
He's got a good top game, too
When he is visualizing his head before the fight
He probably didn't visualize this
No, good pressure there
With that right bicep, too
Good pressure on the neck
Hell of a tattoo
Hell of a fucking tattoo
Jesus
I think his arm looks
Oh, he's hitting some hard shots
Mm-hmm
Oh, shit
Look at this
Get that smothering shoulder pressure
Smothering
Oh, look at that arm triangle
Look at that arm triangle
Yeah, that's some good pressure
He could get his way to three quarters
These are hard fucking left hands, too
And they're not getting blocked
Like, he's getting some good power in this
He doesn't like it
Ooh
I don't think he's got any answers
It's called manicuring the target
Why don't you see the
Oh, oh, he's going under
He's going under
He's looking for fucking Kimura
Yeah
Oh, he's looking for anything
Oh, he's got good control, though
He's got good top pressure
He's controlling the hips
Oh, phenomenal
He's spinning to the back
After this shit
He might take a Darce
He might take a Darce
Oh, yeah
Yeah, Anaconda
Here he goes
Oh, here he goes
All right
All right
The kid's aware
He's aware
He's getting pummeled
Yeah
He's getting pummeled
Rape choke
Let's go
Do they still call it the rape choke?
No, they got mad at me for calling it that
They told me not call it that anymore
What do you call it?
It's the Vanderlei silver rape choke
I know, that's what we used to call it
The problem is that in training we would call it the rape choke
And then I said it in competition
I'm laughing
We lost this fight
Canceled a weight management issue
That guy's fired
That was the only one?
Oh, that's the one we lost today
That's today's?
Oh, yeah
He can go to three quarters here, too
If we're not calling it the rape choke, what should we refer to it as?
I don't know
What did they tell you to call it, Joe?
They didn't give me a name
I said, it doesn't really have another name
And then someone said, did you call it the eagle claw?
I'm like, shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
I guess you'd call it like a front choke
Look at this
Ah, fuck is this
Damn it
God, flowing
It's flowing on top
Nice, man
Oh, big elbows
It's smart
He's beating the shit
It's smart than diving for the back
And ending up on bottom, you know?
He's also taking advantage of the dude exploded
And then he pummels him with a couple of elbows
When he knows he's trying to relax a little
This kid's gonna be exhausted
100%
He's already exhausted
And concussed
He had to explode to try to get to that position
He's like, he's not getting out of here
He didn't work
And now he's demoralized a little bit
He's too flat
He's gonna threaten the Kimura again
Let's go
Not much time to work
But he's got such a dominant position
I'd like to see him
Solfen him up some more
More damage
Try to f***ing move to him
He's trying to get the mount
He's gonna push that leg
Or he can threaten Kimura from there
Or he can take the back
There's a nice Kimura guard pass from there
Kimura half guard pass
Yeah
Oh, he just has full control
He has full control
He's fully confident
This round's ending on top
The way he rode him right there
That's like, I could just do this all night long
That was like, no worry about losing position
He's just gotta get out of that half car
I assume a guy on the bottom
Those are his coaches
They're going, get up
But he's doing such a good job controlling
I would say, get out of that half car
He knows his escape routes
Yeah
Yeah, he doesn't have many options
But he's using the half car to control him a little bit
Oh, he gets back up
There we go
Nice
Boom, boom, boom
Oh, f*** yeah
Rugged
He landed one, he landed one too
He's exhausted
Oh, dude
I like this
20 to go
Oh, he dropped him
The f***
Oh
This kid's having the roughest night
You got 10 seconds, come on
15 seconds, come on
I hope he goes another round
He just looked up at the clock
It's a rough first round
10 seconds, come on
The worst first
We need a second round
Oh, elbows
No, we need a second round
Oh, don't do it
Don't do it
Oh, he's getting hammered
You're okay, you're okay
You're okay
This will be a 10-8 round, yeah?
Oh, yeah, 10-8 round
Where I come from, that's 10-8
10-8 round
They don't throw out 10-8s too often
They need to throw those bitches out more often
Man, they're so stingy with the 10-8s
I mean, how much time did he have on top?
How much time?
He kept flowing
Beat him up
His mouth is closed
He's breathing
He's fine
He got more
Look who Brian's rooting for
I'm not saying
I'm just saying
Weird
His coaches are going
Weird
Don't do that again
Yeah
Don't do that
I don't think he landed anything
No, no
That was a 10-8
It's a 10-8
Yeah
Full domination on the ground
Brutal ground and pound
Heard him standing up
Playing the turtle, guys
Playing the turtle first round, guys
He's a thick neck
He's got a thick neck
He's fine
His cardio's on point
What, Jamie?
He's not breathing heavy
Five to 62 strikes
Wow
Five to 62
Oh, my goodness
That's a lot
That sucks
If that's not a 10-8 round, bro
Yeah, it's a 10-8 round
But they need to do that more often
I agree
Because there's too many close rounds
That they give 10-9
Oh, shit
And then they give a round like this
That's a knockdown right there
Damn
I've been saying this forever
We need to get off that fucking stupid boxing system
MMA has too many factors
To just have a 10-point system
It doesn't make any sense
Why are they not changing that?
I don't know
They should change it
Is it because they don't know how to
Kind of come up with an agreed-upon
Well, Doc Hamilton came up with another system
Back in the day
He called it a half-point system
And he explained it to me
And it made more sense
Like, there was
Instead of, like, full points for certain things
Give half points for certain things
Remember the masses, though
Are familiar with the scoring structure
So they didn't confuse them more
That's PFL's problem
The smart cage
Suck my dick
Well, here's another problem
Only three judges
Why?
Tell me why
Are judges expensive?
Get five judges
Or six judges
Have a bunch of judges
But they also shouldn't be
Caged side
Sure they should
It's too hard to see
As long as they have monitors
They have monitors now
Yeah, but they can't get swayed
By the crowd
Like, they should be in a disclosed area
No
There should be five of them
No, they should be in a
You want to hear the thuds
No, they should be in Ukraine
You want to hear the thuds
They should be in Ukraine
You want to hear the thuds
You want to be there
They should be in a drone
You want to hear guys yelling at each other
You want to be like right there
Get an aerial point
Crute's got nice shots
Because for you to say that
Like, well, I should probably be doing commentary somewhere else too
But no, you want to be like right there
No, because you're not dictating the fight
That's true
But if I'm not
But if I'm not looking at it
But some of those guys do
No, they don't
I would rather have you judge the fight
Well, I mean
Way better
Lieben is obviously going to do a great job
Ricardo Almeida is going to do a great job
There's a bunch of people
Look, the LA card had great scoring
The LA card didn't have any egregious decisions
There was not one where everybody was like
What the fuck is that?
Right
That's pretty rare
That's rare
Because a lot of times when it's so atrocious
Dude, you're talking about that dude gets half his fucking pay, you idiots
I know
It's insane
It is insane
A tough call is rough
Anytime you get it
My wife just had a kickboxing match over the weekend
Oh, yeah
Title fight
Really?
Yeah, she's 41
Did she win?
Jesus
She lost a split decision
I gave her every fucking round
I know it's my wife
Dude, I'll show you
Sticking and moving combos
Wow
It was a split decision
She fought a 26-year-old
My wife's 41
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm so proud
It's amazing too
Because she got into everything late
Dude, she never
When I was fighting
She never threw a punch
What?
Never threw a punch
Was she an athlete?
Nothing in high school
Nothing in high school
Just a little Italian girl
How old are your kids, Matt?
My oldest is going to be 16 next month
So they did
And did they go to any of your fights?
No
And they've been to all of them?
I was going to say
They think the mom's the fighter
Literally know the dad
No, it's funny
Yeah, no, it's amazing
Those Italian ladies have genetic anger
She's got
They got a genetic anger inside of them
Yeah, they're strong
And muscular
Your wife's Italian too?
No
I gave off on Italians when I was 21
Oh, you're funny
I was like, eh
I can't be dating my people
What is your wife?
I can't be dating my people?
Yeah
A lot of Viking shit
Yeah
This is a good fight
Your wife is
She's like
Irish-Italian
Irish-Italian
She came off the Mayflower Sun
No, she's not
She's Irish
Half Sicilian
Half Sicilian
Half Irish
Oh, she's half Sicilian
Your wife?
Yeah
Oh
Palato's wearing a lot of good
Solid leg kicks
Isn't it crazy, Matt?
Like, your whole career
Did you get calf kicked once?
Not once
It's a new trend
I'm so happy
It came after
Did you get kicked in the
Did you get kicked in the thigh, though?
Not a ton, right?
Of course
Well, I mean, yeah
In training
Not so much in fights
Right?
Matt, who was that?
I was good at catching it
And coming with a right
To be honest
I'd want guys to kick
Because you could take them down
Oh, yeah
I was good at catching it
Right hand down the middle
But isn't it crazy?
Like, there's never been a technique
Like the calf kick
Where all of a sudden
It came along
And everybody had it
And changed the course of fights
And it's nothing crazy
Nothing crazy
Nothing crazy
Just kicking lower
And we still don't know why
The ties never did it
Or do it
Why?
Well, they stand with that
Left leg light
Oh, is that what it is?
Because they don't have to worry
About takedown
So they stand straight up
So they stand straight up
And you see the ties fight
That left leg is very light
So they check it
It's just not good
For getting taken down
It's not a good strategy
Unless you have elite
Like BJ Penn type balance
These guys are fucking banging
Yeah, he's coming back
Jesus
That kid's so fucking tough
He's so fucking rugged
He's actually
But he's also like
Kind of like catching
A lot of the shots
Off his glove
He's putting up a good round
After getting dominated
Yeah, and he's actually
A lot of the shots are grazing
He's got
Well, he's landing
A lot of hard leg kicks, man
Over it
Look, he did it again
And again
And again
That left leg
Crude's gonna get
Chewed the fuck up
What are you saying?
Did you say Crude's
Gonna knock him out?
Yeah, I think Crude's
Gonna knock him out
Really?
He's landing pretty flush
The kid's not moving
Yeah, Crude's
He's also exhausted
Oh, he might be right
He just tagged him
With two hard ones, man
Yeah, he's catching him
A lot now
Crude's
Crude's just a better boxer
This kid's hands are down
Oh
He's getting tired
Those low kicks, though
Are brutal
Oh, oh, oh, oh
This kid is rugged
Jesus
They're both
God, duh
He's got enough snap on it
I'm going on
Oh, another low kick
Not good for your head
I'm telling you
He limped a little on that one
Okay, he don't like it
Nope
He's trying to change stances
Yeah, his left leg's fucked right now
Dude, you're right
I didn't see that
Oh
He got it right in the mullet
He kicked the mullet
Oh, he tried to do one himself
Looked like Charlie Brown, though
Oh, that was terrible
But it's also
His left leg is toast
He tried to spit in on that thing
He didn't know
And he's like, fuck
Yeah, it's like, oh, this thing
Don't even work anymore
That was a great round
It was a great round
I don't know who won that round
Oh, the other dude
I think Crude's got this
I think the other guy's got to go for broke
He has to
Especially that first round
10-8
Even if he won that last round
He's tired, though
Yeah, he's ahead one round for sure
At least one point
Yeah
Even if that guy got 10-9 this round
Yeah
So he has to
And it's a draw
It could be a draw
If he loses the next round
Yeah
I don't think so
I think Crude's well ahead
Give him to Crude again
I mean, you just don't know
I think also
They're in Australia
They're probably going to favor Crude
Yeah
Well, Crude's catching him more
He definitely hit him with some good shots
Yeah, he hit him with the more meaningful blows
For sure
But damn
That fucking kick, dude
That's a lot of damage
He's soccer kicking his leg
Fuck
How much does that count for?
I don't think as much as headshots
Not much with the judges
The judges don't
Because definitely not as much as headshots
But man, it should mean a lot
Like when Pereira hits you there
Bro
It's just a few of those
And you see guys like
Even guys like Jan Bohovich
Who's made out of metal
That guy was limping
Like he didn't like it
He's like 43 now
Does he?
Jan is like in his 40s
But still
Top of the heap
People keep leaving him out of the discussion
But that guy went to a draw
With Ankalaev
And I mean
He's the first guy to go to
No, second guy
Bruno Silva went through decision
With Alex, too
By the way
You're right, Joe
That low kick is causing some problems
He keeps switching up
Bro, his left leg is fucked
Makes you gun shy as fuck
He's landed like 30 of them
He keeps kicking them
Jan's okay
Because light heavyweight's pretty light, too
Well, I mean
Just people are sleeping on him
They're not bringing up Jan Bohovich
In the discussion of like
Who's next
It's Yuri
It's these guys
It's that guy
It's like
You've got to bring Jan
Into that discussion
And he just went through major surgery
He had a shoulder surgery
Yeah
Yeah, he tore something in his shoulder
I don't know when he's ready to return
I don't even know if he's done rehab
I'm not sure
But, I mean
Out of respect
I feel like
You've got to bring that guy up
He's an animal
Hey, Joe
Out of left field
But
With the stem cells
When you get that shit out here
Do you get the IV?
Yes
Do you get the IV as well?
Yeah
Because I plan on going to Columbia
With my
Well, they can do way more
Down there
Okay
All right
Then I'm taking that trip
Legally
They can do a lot
But it might
I don't know
What the actual dose you need is
So this is what Brigham's argument is
At ways to well
He's like
Look, we have amazing results
With what we can use here in America
And they definitely use more cells
In these other places
And there's certain things
They can do
Like in Mexico
In Panama
In Colombia
That they just can't do here
The question is
Is it more effective?
This is the problem
With it not being
Like legalized with the FDA
Because if it was
And you could do
In Mexico
What you could do here
Then you would be able to say
Oh, this is too much
This is the right amount
Do more than this
It's just like
Your body doesn't utilize it
It's like
There's a number
That you're probably
Going to get to
That's the right amount of cells
That's the perfect amount
We don't really know
All we know is it works
We do know it works
The science is here
I had a full length
Rotator cuff tear
In my shoulder
It's gone
Wow
See, that's what I'm saying, man
I never had shoulder issues
And now I'm feeling
My right shoulder bad
Jiu-jitsu is so rough
On your shoulders
You think how many times
You're in weird positions
And you're pushing off
And you're scrambling
And your arm hits the ground
I know
And I'm still on the mat
So I want to
Yeah
I want to keep the body together
We can get you here
We can get you in here
And if that works
You know, you don't need anything else
But the other thing is peptides
Get yourself some BPC-157
Breach
TB-500
That stuff
Peptides?
Yeah, it's the Wolverine stack
Travis Pastrana is talking about
He had a fucking
Shoulder problem for
Two years
I think his shoulder
He did stem cells
No, he did BP-157
BPC-157
He said that in a week
It was gone
It was gone in a week
Yeah, I had a knee issue
Remember Joe?
Fuck yeah, crew
So I hit you up about
Doing stem cells
And then I started that BC-157
From Transcend
Dude, I don't have any issues
With my knee
It's incredible
You gotta text that to me
Sounds like a fucking droid
You turn into Wolverine
It heals
It heals quick
Dude, look at this
And that's why
I need it
This is interesting
I need it
Well, why are you using
Something that's not approved
By the FDA, Brendan
I turn 50, man
I need this shit
Why are you using
Something that's not
Why are you giving out
Advice in a public form
58
Not approved by the FDA
I mean, it's good
Whatever
I don't like looking in the mirror
It just gets worse
Every fucking six months
Just go bald like these guys
Brian, for God's sake
It all changes with RFK
If he gets in
I hope that peptides become everywhere
It can help a lot of people
And by the way
This fucking
This Wagovi shit
This Ozempic shit
That's a peptide
Yep
Is it?
Yeah, GLP-1 agonist
Wow
I hope he chills out
On the vaccines for kids too
Yeah
Yeah, I think so
Oh my
Another low kick
Oh my goodness
So
That left kick
That left leg route
Has gotta be fucked up
I can't believe this guy's still
Even in the fight though
It's a good fight
Yeah
He's kind of
He's borderline winning
This third round
Kevin Aioli
He's pretty fucking good
At judging fights
Been around for
Fucking ever
Gave him another one
Your guy, Brian
He did
He has it in 1919
See, the thing is
It's like
Those leg kicks
Have compromised him
So badly
And he keeps landing them
Like Crute just can't get off
He can't move right
Right now
See, like
Even like
He's closing the distance
Scored there
Yeah, but he's
Falling forward
His left leg
Is all fucked up
Oh, he's scored again though
He's
Yeah, he is
He is making contact
With his head
He's making contact
But he's like
He's limited to like
One leg in his arms
Yeah
He's still catching them
Oh my god
He's trying to go southpaw now
Jesus
This is rough
Bro, that
Tough way to make a living
Low kick
Fuck
Has changed this whole fight
Another one
He hit him another one
Another one
And another one
Bro, it's just
He's relentless
With that low kick
And I love when guys do that
I want to see more of that
I want to see more of that
Because it changes everything
Oh shit
Oh my god
Dude, keep your tongue in your mouth
Bro
Get that shit
Oh, he slapped him
Oh, he just slapped him
He gave him a fucking smack
He gave him a tomahawk
So disrespectful
Yeah, he ran into the cage
Oh, now they're cool
That's fucking
Smackin' them
That was insane, dude
He hit him with like a karate chop
Good god
I think a jump in karate chop
I think Crude got it
I think so, too
Who knows, man
Hell of a fight
It's close
That could be a draw
If anything, it's a draw
That could be a draw
I would have to go watch the second round
And not talk
Yeah, I think
A little back kick
Honestly, he caught him with the toes, though
He spent more time on top
And did he get a 10-8 round
Yeah, you're also assuming a 10-8
Yeah
When you land a back kick with the toes
It doesn't have much on it
Because your foot gives
Great knockdown
So when you land it with your toes
Like that, side kick style
Your foot gives
You really want to land it with the heel
Like Jon Jones did with Stipe
Ooh, gnarly
A heavyweight to do a spinning
Jail kick
And perfect
Like right
You see his
We watched it in slow-mo
To watch his ribs cave in
Nasty
Bro, it's like halfway into his body cavity
Rough
Why is he sticking his tongue out?
Dude, he's doing that for like fucking 10-5 seconds
That's the last few seconds of the fight
Can't you jab that shit?
You lose your tongue
He's going to be limping for a good two weeks
Oh, yeah
Fuck
Those leg kicks swell up so much
You took those from Gonzaga
That must have been a fun time
And the next morning at the airport
I had to be in a wheelchair
Are you serious?
Yeah
I beat the brakes off him
And I was in a wheelchair
He was walking around
Oh
Leg kicks are horrible
The worst
Remember Aldo and Uriah Faber?
That was the worst one
Oh, my God
Here it is
Watch this
Watch this
Watch how deep Jon's heel goes into Stipe's body
Look at this
Boom
Jesus Christ
Oh, my God
Look how deep it goes into his fucking ribcage
That's how you break all your ribs
All of his organs just had to get compressed
Fuck you
Perfect
It's like a horse kick in you
Perfect spinning back
It's like a horse
It's like a horse
It's such a powerful kick
There's so much torque
Boom
Look how deep it goes in
That is so crazy
Oh, my God
Oh
Here's the judging
It's a draw
He won
Now Kroot won
Majority draw
Really?
Wow
He should have
That means he didn't get that
I don't get it
That's the 10-8 round
The first round
That means the other guy won the next two
And that's it
I don't
One judge gave it for Kroot
Wow, that's surprising
We'd have to watch that second fight
Or second round rather
It was close
Nobody got robbed
You wouldn't say crew got robbed
Shit
I have no problem with draws
Oh, no, we got the heavyweight
That dude's a savage
Yeah, heavyweight
That should be a close
Diego Lopez versus Yair Rodriguez
is what they're going to do
That'll be sick
Is that what they're doing?
That's what they're going to do
That's what they're going to do
That's what I heard
I think Lopez is
Is that announced?
Is coming in hot
I don't know how Yair gets down to 45
That fucking guy's huge
Six feet
So's Lopez, bro
Lopez is sick
Fuck yeah
Diego's big
And Diego's got something
Pop-pop-pop-power
Those fight nerds
Or other something
Steve Ersig
Brandon, that's a good fight
Ersig
Ersig had a great fight
With Pantoja
He did
He's a big dude
Real close fight
With Pantoja
Real close fight
And when you know
How good Pantoja is
That's super impressive
Who's Mirab fighting next?
O'Malley?
That's a good question
I don't think that's
Nothing's been even out there
I mean, they're just letting him
Have his victory lap now
Before they start talking about
Who's next
They should
He deserves it
I'd like to see Sanhagen
But he has to have a win, right?
Like he lost to Umar
Yeah
I wouldn't be mad
If they just gave him a shot though
Hey
Diego Lopez dismisses
Yair Rodriguez's rumors
Wants Volkanovski
At UFC 314
Oh
I think Diego needs one more
Before he fights for a title
One more tough guy
Wait, what about Peter Jan vs. Umar?
Who's winning with that?
What'd you say?
Peter Jan vs. Umar
He's in a motherfucking fight
Because Peter Jan looks fantastic
And he switches it up too
With the grappling too
I love his trip
I love that front trip
He does on everybody
Oh yeah
Dude, think about what Mirab
Did a Peter Jan
How many fuck?
30 takedowns?
Shot 30 takedowns?
Animal
You do 30 takedowns
In this fucking studio
You're fucking dog
That's one of my favorite moments
Ever in the corner
Peter Jan's boxing
Is fucking unbelievable
Everything
Did you see his last fight?
After he had surgery
And came back
Bro, he looked fantastic
What did he have surgery on?
We were talking about it
Remember?
You and I watched that morning
What was he
What did he have surgery on?
I think shoulder
Damn
He's fucking great, man
I mean, it's Sean motherfucking Strickland
He's keeping the perf stash
I like it
I love him
Do you think he had staff
On his left arm?
Sure looks like it, doesn't it?
It looked like staff to me
Do it look like staff to you, Matt?
Yeah, it's hard to tell
I mean
It could be ingrown hair
Yeah, it could be a fucking ingrown hair
Ingrown hair is staff
That's what it is
It could be staff
Ingrown hair becomes staff
A lot of times
Folliculitis
If this fight goes past the first round
We're fucked
But homeboy on the right is a problem
Is he?
Don't judge him off that body shot
But what about Taffa?
Don't judge him off of his body either
Taffa can fucking crack
He's Samoan, dude
He's Samoan, so it doesn't count
Taffa can fucking crack
He's Samoan, so he's Moana style
It doesn't count
Taffa is a dangerous fellow
Yeah, that's not
That body is
Oh my goodness
But he's 7-0
Undefeated prospect
They put him on here for a finish
Like you know if you're here
Yeah
If you're third on the card
He can hit hard
You gotta go for finishes
Yep
Is he Brazilian?
Teixeira
Oh yeah
Looks it
Looks it
He's a savage from Brazil
Finisher
I like a dude with an eyebrow scar too
Both of them
He has a head like a Lego piece, right?
I mean, it's Samoan
7-0, he's a problem
Bro, is Mark Hunt really fighting Ben Rothwell
In bare knuckle fighting?
That's what I heard
In PKFC?
Yeah
Jesus Christ
You see Ben Rothwell
Do you see his KO?
Yes
Oh my goodness
That was cool
He's built bare knuckle
Beautiful
Beautiful
One punch
He's built for BKFC
He's an animal too
That's a big fucker too
Rothwell responds to Mark Hunt's call
Let's fucking go motherfucker
Jesus
Watch that
Perfect
Why do they have to like give you an asterisk
So like pretend this doesn't have a U there
Why do they do that?
That's so stupid
Silly
Damn, this dude's big
Yeah
Big, long prospect
What's his weight?
How tall is this fucking guy, dude?
All the weight
How's his ground game?
7-2-60
Wow
Or 6-4
6-2-80
6'7-2-60
Jesus Christ
Dude, I could fucking walk between his legs
Oh yeah
That dude that Francis beat up in Bellator or GFL
That guy was
That guy was scary
That guy was scary
Hannon
Ferrar
Ferrar, yeah
How old is Francis now?
He's gotta be getting up
37
49
Oh, he's only 37
I thought he was a little
What did he say?
49
You never know
You never know
It doesn't matter
Well, dude's from Cuba
They've always said Yoel's 50
Yeah
I think Yoel's 50
The old guys
What is that?
The league
Are you with that league?
Yeah, talk to me
Yeah, I'm comfortable
Oh, is it legit?
It's happening?
It's legit, yeah
So they're throwing a lot of money around, right?
They're throwing a lot of money around
Is that how they got guys like Weidman
All these guys to come out of retirement?
Longo's coaching
Yeah, Longo's coaching
Cain Velasquez coaching
Javier Mendes
Who's fighting?
What are the people that are fighting?
The main fight that I'm told is
Here it is
Dennis, Tony Ferguson
Oh my god
Shogun's back
Fabrizio Verdum is back
I thought Fabrizio retired
A lot of people retired, right?
They decided fucking
There's enough money
They coaxed him in with the money
So this is their first card?
No, that's the Brazilian team
That's the Sao Paulo
So there's six teams
New York, Miami, LA, Sao Paulo
Abu Dhabi
And London
Wow
What about Weidman?
Dude, you guys
What?
I'm laughing at Weidman retiring
And then also the next day
You see him on his Weidman
You know what I love about it?
Longo picked Weidman second
Weidman goes
What the fuck?
Who did he pick first?
I want to say Kevin Lee
Anthony Pettis versus Jeremy Stephens
Is wild
Oh my god
Hector Lombard
And Yolo Romero
The Battle of Cuba
Oh my god
They used to train together
They're on the same team
But
Oh my goodness
The Miami roster
I don't know
How'd they get this fucking cash?
Yeah, where's the guy getting all the money?
I'm going to tell you something
Marlon Marais
At one point in time
I thought he was the man
Me too
I thought
When he knocked out Aljo
I was like
Oh my god
He might be the guy
It was a rough start
For him and Marab too
With that fight
The crazy thing about that
How about Cejudo?
He fucked Cejudo up
In the first round
Fucked him up
Oh, I remember that
Yeah, yeah
But Marab was so wild
Because at the same round
It almost stopped
Got stopped
Because Marab switched it around
And beating the crap out of him
By the end of it
Gagard, man
Gagard is a guy
That people have been sleeping on
He still has a lot of fights
He got out of his PFL Bellator contract
To fight in GFL
He couldn't get any fights
Why couldn't they give him fights?
I don't understand
He couldn't find anyone
So they're talking about
Gagard, Luke Rockhold
That'd be a dope fight
Could they not get someone to fight him?
Or they didn't want to pay?
They didn't want to pay
Because he had a high contract
So they wouldn't go
Bro
I just had Kat Zingano
Down at the school
Doing a seminar
She's great
She's great
Yeah, she did a great seminar
But when you think about
All the leagues
It's the same business model
As anything
You get the casual
In with the huge names
With like Woodley
Right
You know, Shogun
Rashad
So people pay attention
And then you have the young guys
Like Kevin Lee
You got Sage Northcutt
So you're hoping
The young guys
Eventually take over
I thought Rashad said
He wasn't signed up to it
So here's the thing with that
I was there
I was seeing Darren
The owner of PFL
Or GFL
Text
His manager
And he goes
He's in
He goes, yes
So he didn't have
Straight dialogue with Rashad
But he assumed
The agent represented him
When he says yes
He's good to go
I see
So he announced it
And Rashad's like
I never said yes
I see
That's between you
And your agent
Homeboy
I see
I see
Yeah
Let's try one of these
Is that your shirt?
Drive fast all gas?
Bro, where's mine?
Give me one of them bitches
Come on, dog
You drove me on Tesla
I like those
I like those
I like the way it looks
What does it say in the back?
Anti-electric vehicle club?
Oh, how dare you
Well, no, you can drive it
In your fucking super snake
You drove here an electric vehicle
I didn't ask for that
I asked for your GT
Fucking Ford GT
Your electric vehicle
Is something else
I'm a little jealous
And I'm not in the car
But like I was telling you
At dinner
My thing was
I was so angry at Newsom
Trying to ban combustion engines
Yeah
I fucking had so much anger
But now I'm moving to Austin
It's kind of leaving
Good, good
Tesla's got a factory here
I know
Get yourself a Cybertruck
And put the Fighter and the Kid logo
All over it
Just drive around town
Like a pariah
We need a revamp
Let's go, baby
I'll have Callan drive that
Those things look so odd
You know I'll drive it
I'll do that for you, Callan
Can I get a clip here?
A clipper?
It's on the lighter
Oh, I'm sorry
Where's the lighter?
Who's got the lighter?
Oh, right here
Did that work for you, man?
It's on the back of the lighter
Did you get to work for you?
The back of the lighter pops back
And there's a clipper
Yes, yes, thank you
Just push it back
I'm sorry
Six, seven, dude
Dude
Six, seven
Dude, there was one time
In the airport
I took the shuttle over
And it was me
And I was talking to him
Very nice guy
Stefan Struve
Oh, he's the best
And then we started walking
Through the airport together
I go, hey, man
I gotta go to your
I can't do this
I feel like I'm walking
Like a kid with his dad
He's legit
He's legit 17
He's gigantic
He's fucking huge
I ran into
Mark Hunt
At the airport
And I was like starstruck
Because I love Mark Hunt
As a K-1 fan
I was like, man
It's kind of crazy
If people don't know
Who you are
And you're just wandering
Around this airport
You're a legend
The hardcores do though
They're freaking out
That would be crazy
If you fought Rothwell
And Bare Knuckle
Oh, my God
Who the fuck
Signed to fight
Y'all Romero
And Bare Knuckles
Some poor savage
He fought a guy
From Power Slap
And he fucking
Decapitated him
That was horrifying
That was hard
Remember when he just
Jumped up in the air
For no reason
And then moved
Towards the guy
He just like
Leaped
He was like
Watch what I can do
The Power Slap guy
Was like
What the fuck
He saw him jump up
In the air
And he's like
Oh, no
I can't do that
That's when he knew
He fucked up
Bro, he jumped up
Like one of them
Maasai warriors
Like it looks like
Effortless
Like it was the Matrix
Now they just bounce
Those Maasai people
Just bounce
When he fought
The Groghold
He just exploded
That's where he caught him
He can close distance
Like when he knocked out
Weidman
With that flying knee
In his 40s
He sneaks you
Into like
This rhythm
He sneaks you
Into a rhythm
He like relaxes you
And then
Fucking explodes on you
He did it to Izzy
He caught Izzy
With a haymaker
Of a left hand
But that's why
Izzy didn't play the game
Exactly
Because they're so boring
He's like
Fuck you
You go fight that
He was getting kicked
In the leg
Kicked in the leg
For five rounds
They go
How's your leg
He gets up
And starts dancing
Yeah
He don't feel shit
There's no way
This fight goes past
The first round
Geez
No this kid's a savage
Oh my god
Nice kicks
He skips chest
Dave
How is his
Well he's gotta make weight
He probably can't put on
Any muscle
You can put on some muscle
What is his ground game
Oh my god
He shoots for a fucking
Take down
That's crazy
He's got a ground game
Does he have a ground game
I don't think Taffa does
I haven't
We haven't seen it
Because we haven't
Oh
Nasty
Oh
We heard him already
That was an illegal knee
That was an illegal knee
Was it?
Was he down?
Yeah he was down
When he hit it with that knee
Holy shit
I'm pretty sure
With the new rules
He might not have his knee
All the way to the ground yet
We'd have to see it again
And it was in a transition
So he's good right
My first instinct
Was that was an illegal knee
And he's a little upset
I think he knocked him down first Joe
He definitely did
Oh yeah
He definitely did
But
Elbow to the fucking grill
Taffa looks mad
He's upset
I think that they stopped it
Or is it the knee?
It's the elbow
That put his ass down
He wasn't defending him
It was
It was
But that knee
But it was in transition
Here we go
Watch this
If it was in transition
I think you're good
Perhaps
It depends on how much time
Has elapsed
Right
Between the shots
Shot a high double
Oh shit
So
There's the knee to the body
Watch his elbow
Yeah the elbow is nasty
That's a nasty knee too
Boom
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
It was perfect
Right there
See fully down
Fully down
Hit his body
Knee to the body though
It did it?
I thought it hit the head
Let's see it again
Look at his nose
This for sure breaks his nose
Oh my god
That's insane
That's so good
That's so good
Oh
It's indebted
100% bro
100%
That nose is gone
Shit
And then watch the knee here
It hits his
We'll see it again
Yeah
Boom
Oh my god
That elbow is nasty
That's gotta suck
Boom
Oh no man
That's in the head
That knee's in the head
Is it?
It looked like it right there
Am I wrong?
I couldn't see
I do think that he was already
Covering himself up
Well listen
It was all she wrote
Yeah
That elbow was all she wrote
That elbow probably broke his face
If you're tough
You can't be mad
It's not like that knee
End of the fight
Now we got the co-main in Maine
I'm gonna use the head real quick
Let's go
Let's go
I hope Tatiana just fucking molly whops her
I don't know man
I'm a big fan of Zhang Wei Li
Nah
So Zhang Wei Li's been training with those two guys from
That gym in Thailand with those two guys from Iowa
Those two wrestlers
They're brothers
Oh yeah
Yeah
Those guys
What gym is that?
Bang
I think it's called
Bang Tao
Bang Tao
Yeah yeah
There's not enough hours in the day
For her to compete in grappling against Tatiana Sworley
That's true
But you can practice like neutralizing
Pace and defense
Because like if she can survive
And then get it into the third, fourth, and fifth round
That lady's an animal
Yes
Great athlete
Good luck not getting to choke the fuck out
True
In the first round
Look it's gonna be exciting
I'm excited
But on the feet
Zhang Wei Li is a fucking monster
She puts bitches away
Tatiana's not bad on the feet
No disrespect to the ladies
I mean with all due respect
Here's the thing about Tatiana
Her striking's not bad either
Like she's no punk
And she's tall
Tall and long
She's big
And have you seen what she does to girls on the ground?
Mauls them
Mauls them
Mauls them
It's just like the early days of the UFC
When elite wrestlers would take people back
You're fucked
The early days
What?
Look at the size of that dude
She's been drawn
That's a big fella
Yeah he's a giant
That guy in the back looks like
So that guy just rose to the top of the heap
I'll tell you what
He's a fucking problem
Yeah he's a problem
But let's see what his ground game is like
Because Aspinall is
Aspinall is fast as fuck
He's a black belt too
Black belt on the ground
Nah give this get zero gun
Keep it exciting
Give him a zero gun type of fight
Yeah you have to
You can't give him Aspinall right away
No no
From Tafa
But this is his introduction
Right how many fights has he had in the UFC now?
That was his debut
That was his debut
But all 7-0
7 finishes
Like he's a prospect
So what we have now
Is some new blood
Now we gotta get some more
You know who they should try to get?
I don't know if he's out of his contract
Is Nemkov
Oh
Nemkov
Nemkov was the
He was
205 right
But then he moved up to heavyweight
He's this Russian cat
He's fucking good man
He's really good
Real good
Super well rounded
All around
Bellator
I'm very curious to see what
PFL took over Bellator's contracts
And they're releasing everyone
Like a fucking Sunday sale
I hope we get Aaron Pico
I hope we get Aaron Pico
Aaron Pico's a free agent
I hope we get Aaron Pico
I hope GFL gets him
Fuck off
Aaron Pico
I hope we get Aaron Pico
He's wasted all this time
Yeah
These other organs
People don't know how good that kid is
He's so good
He got
His animal
No see this is a problem
He had struggles
And then won like
Nine in a row
You got it twisted
Yeah you're out of the loop
They pushed him too soon
Too fast
In Matt Square Garden
I was working
Matt Square Garden
He got cotton and guilty
So he's won nine in a row now
He's won a shit ton
He was a young guy
He was like 20 years old
He was fucking wrestling internationally
At 16 years old
Why are you yelling at him
And boxing with Freddie Roach
He's just yelling at him
I don't even understand
Oliveira
Look at that
Taito Ivasa
Taito Ivasa
Taito Ivasa
Try to drink out of my shoe
You can't drink out of my shoe
I did a show with him
It's disgusting
No
I threw up
It's so weird
It's like thinking how much ass you've eaten in your life
Not doing that shit
But that's different
That's a good way to put it
It's a guy spit
That's the last thing I thought about
It's nasty about that
Here it is baby
I don't care if you ate ass or not
I love this lady
She's such a fucking savage
Savage dude
She's so ferocious
Her drive too
Ooh Tatiana's looking sharp
She's gonna fuck her up
Like immediately look big
And they both had long layoffs too
Yeah she's a fucking hoss dude
She's a problem
A problem on the ground
Really
So what injuries did she have?
She had quite a few injuries
A neck injury was the main one
Was it a surgery?
I think so yeah
What did they do?
I'm not sure
They fused the disc
Oh no
They fused it?
I think so
Oh my goodness
Yikes
A lot of guys have the fucking fake disc
I mean Aljo had the fake disc
And it came back better than ever
Like Aljo got an artificial disc in his neck
And then beat Peter Jan bad in the rematch
Manhandled him
And Tatiana's thing is
She won
Let me think
She won ultimate fight
I think 24 in 2016
Wow
Isn't that crazy?
And then she's had such a long layoff
Because all the injuries
Did you see this Anthony Mackie?
He was playing Captain America
And he said
He goes
I'm playing Captain America
But he said something like
Basically
He's not for America
Yes
He basically said
But it makes no sense
Because Captain America's for justice
And for fair play and all that
Cool
Move to Ukraine
It was a problem
It was a big problem
It was a PR crisis
That guy's not my Captain America
No that's not my Captain America
That guy's a pussy
That's a job
Mike Steve Rogers
Isn't it weird that they feel like
They have to say stuff like that
To keep working?
It's weird
But the movie studio goes
Hey fuckface
It's not good for numbers
Now Americans aren't going to go to
Fucking Captain America
It's terrible for numbers
Yeah
He's out
You know who really fucked up?
Bautista
He went all in against Trump
Remember he did that video
Calling him a little bitch
And all those different things
What was that about?
Right
He did the whole thing
Where he's working out
You're a little bitch
Yeah
You're a little fat
You're looking like a bag of milk
Fucking hitting the bag
Just bad jokes
Doing working out
Fucking looking jacked
Better to stay out of politics
If you're an actor
Hey
Did you guys see
The new Superman trailer?
Did you see that shit?
No
No is it good?
Come on man
You'll get your nipples hard
Really?
Joe did you see it?
No I'm a grown man
I don't even like Superman
Can you please stop being
Such a fucking
Lighter fluid
Lighter fluid
Who's playing Superman?
Is it Henry Cavill?
Hey don't tell me
You're not going to watch that movie
It's the grown up
It depends who the Superman is
I am not going to watch that movie
Really?
No I think Superman is stupid
It depends who the Superman is
I think it's just like
Living in space
If you were living in space
Eventually your body would decay
It wouldn't work
If you come from a fucking super hero
I think Superman is stupid
You come from a place with more gravity
It's not going to be good for you on Earth
I'm on mass train
Fuck that
When you get back to your planet
You're not even going to be able to walk
Hold on
This is stupid
Captain negativity
He can make the world go back in time
Because he can go so fast
Look at him though
He's cold and he's getting pissed
But he's from other planets
What happened to the original Superman?
Hold on
Well
What do you mean?
He got fucking
He broke his neck and died
What did he say?
Which one is
Matt Christopher Reeves?
No Matt Christopher Reeves
He's paralyzed
I'm talking about the last guy
Oh they've had a bunch of certain guys
They're rebooting it
It's like they do Spider-Man
They have like 80 Spider-Mans
Oh Tobey Maguire's my Spider-Man
How many fucking Hulk's have they had?
They uh
Oh god
Mark Ruffalo
Who's this kid?
It's politics
Makes you hard to root for the Hulk
James Gunn is rebooting the whole DC universe
James Gunn's good too
Superman is breathing and stuff
I mean he's bleeding
You guys watch The Penguin?
Yes
This part's a little tough
I don't know how Joe's gonna take this
What?
What's going on?
Is he running through the storm there?
No this is probably
I haven't seen this in a super season
Let me see this
A dog saves him?
No no
Jesus Christ
You're not watching it
Wait a minute
Is that a fucking super dog?
Matthew
Look at this
No
Is that a super dog?
I'm out
First of all
If you're not watching it
With the sound
That dog had a cape
Then you should just shut it off
That dog had a cape
It doesn't do it justice
Look at Lex Cooper
Does the dog fly?
Lex Luthor
Can I?
No he said Lex Cooper
That's what I was telling you
I'm cigar drunk
I'm cigar drunk
He's like yeah
I have a Porsche
That's Guy Gardner
Porsche 912
There's Hulk girl
Shut up
Listen guys this is serious
You're like Zuckerberg
With the bows
Kissing
Same energy
Same vibe
Same vibe
You don't know what the fuck
You're talking about
Look it's got super dogs
Dragging him to safety
They're over
Listen to me
Watch this with the sound
Look at the dog
Why is the dog able to drag him?
You communists
You don't like dogs
What the fuck?
Why is that dog able to drag him?
Oh he's kissing that girl in space
Oh you big show off
He's taking that girl up in the sky
That looks terrible bro
Hey Matt the dog's a bad choice
I'll admit that
Matt kind of
The dog took me out of it
I thought the dog would be a bad choice
I thought the dog
But
I thought the dog was a bad choice
I don't think James Gunn could do any wrong
I agree
He's great
James Gunn
He's the man
He's the man
I'll see it for him
Three Guardians of the Galaxies
Were fucking good
Phenomenal
Phenomenal
He knows how to make you care about characters that you never heard about
I don't care about that dog
Like a fucking raccoon
That fake Superman dog
Look in the comic books it's a Superman dog
Did you like Guardians of the Galaxy?
Crypto the super dog
Did you like
There's a dog
He drags Superman
Did you like Guardians of the Galaxy?
I did
Oh well there's a talking raccoon
How could you watch that?
I loved it
Talking tree
Talking tree room
You know what
If anybody can make a super dog
Awesome
It's James Gunn
James Gunn
Did they try canceling James Gunn for being mean on set?
I think so yeah
Did they?
He's too great
He's too talented
Nah I think it was some like tweets he did back in the day
Some bullshit
Some bullshit
Whoopsies
But uh
Anyway
Yeah he was saying funny things
We're all looking forward to it
Yeah except me
I'm confused
I stopped rooting for the Hulk when he started wearing glasses
I was like you're lying to me
This is not the Hulk
No no
You can't have the Hulk
Where he's got Bruce Banner's fucking brain
And the Hulk's body
No
It's supposed to be
He changes
And now he's this fucking ferocious monster
And he doesn't remember what fucking happened
Wait the Hulk has glasses?
You're saying?
Yeah the new Hulk has glasses
And he lost weight
And he got shorter
Well listen
He lost the fight to Thanos
And he became a pussy
I'll tell you what
The 2008 Hulk was pretty good
What size?
That was the one with Ed Norton
And Hicks and Gracie
I like 1977
Yeah that was a good one
That Hulk was awesome
Yeah
That Hulk was fucking terrible
Eric Bono is such a pussy
Eric Bono is great
You know the real problem
He was alright
I think Ed Norton was the best one
But here's the problem
Is the pants
The pants don't make any goddamn sense
They don't make any sense
How are they staying up?
I want to see that big green dick
Just swinging around
While he's smashing things
There's no way
He's wearing 160 pound dude's pants
Yeah facts
That don't make no sense
Facts
He weighs 8,000 pounds
He's as big as a fucking building
And somehow the pants cover his dick
It's great if his dick stayed the same size
Look at the size of him
Yeah
That's the Hulk
That's what the Hulk's supposed to look like
I don't like when they made him smart
Yeah
Do you think the studios tell Mark Ruffalo
They like shut the fuck up dude
No
No one's gonna go see it
They don't care
They're all in the bubble
Mark Ruffalo
He's the most woke guy ever
I like him as an actor though
He's a good actor
Great actor
He's a great fox catcher
Crazy
They're crazy people
They're really good at acting
I thought Edward Norton was good
Edward Norton was my favorite
He had Hickson in there
Fucking breathing
Yes
Smacked him in the face
Yeah
Gotta keep him calm
Remember that?
Eric Banner was his control
Banner wasn't bad
But look
That's smart Hulk
Hulk is smart now
He wears t-shirts
Oh She-Hulk was a pile of shit
She-Hulk was a woke pile of shit
Was it woke?
Oh it was woke
There's a guy looking to
Say god that's over
There's one
Oh fuck it was brutal
Thank god that's over
Is it over?
It's over
It's definitely over
Yeah bro
It's gonna be illegal soon
Here she comes
New champ
I'm calling it
What do you think?
Trump's gonna make being woke
Literally illegal
Did you hear what he said about Prince Harry?
They were asking him if he was gonna deport Prince Harry
Cause Prince Harry talked shit about him
He goes no
He's having enough problems with his wife
She's terrible
Oh he's funny
He's so funny
Animal
They asked him he's gonna deport Prince Harry
Say what you will
He's still
He's a funny fucking dude
Look at the focus in this girl's eyes
She's such a beast dude
You just gotta worry about the injuries
You know
If that neck's gonna rise
Right
Where's she at now?
Yeah
Cause she's falling out
Two fights in the UFC
Said fuck it
It's go time
Gave her title shot
Yeah
It's so hard to know
If she can even get through a camp
Right
Yes
It's so hard to know
With these people
When they have like real bad injuries
And then after the fight
They'll tell you
Like my camp was a shambles
I couldn't do anything
Why'd I bet on you?
I had a broken foot
Well how about like Aspinall wins the title
He couldn't train
He couldn't wrestle
At all
For like 11
He takes the fight
11 against Cyril Gunn
That's right
No knee
Blown out fucking knee
Blown out knee
Tapes it up
Yep
Takes it up
And decides to take him to the ground
And wrestles him
And just show
Show that he's evolving
Colby Covington broke his foot
In the first round
That was in the fight
That's different
Yeah but still
It was just a really bad break
Yeah but that's in the fight
Bro how good
How good did Joaquin Buckley
Look against Colby
Fuck the good
Joaquin Buckley's a problem
Is Joaquin that good
Is Colby
Well he knocked out
Look at what he did to Wonderboy
Wonderboy yeah
He's that good
He's fucking good
He's fucking dangerous
At 170
And he's got crazy cardio
At 170
I still want to see him
Ian Gary
Oh yeah
That was originally supposed to go down
Oh yeah
And then they swapped them
And Ian Gary's fucking amazing
Yeah that would be a real good fight
Dude
Think about Ian Gary beat MVP
MVP looked great
Against Joaquin Buckley
MVP is awesome
Bro MVP is the fucking man
That against Shara Bullitt
That was incredible
That was great
And at 85
85
No he wants to go up
He wants to go up to 205
And fight Neary
My thing is do it
Make the fun fights
Like Cowboy Cerrone style
Do the fun fights
Then come back down
Do 205
And then come back down
You don't want to fight
The big boys
You're a thin 205
In 205-er
Yeah
Yeah
But Gary's a different thing
The style matchup though
It would be very exciting
Here's the thing
On the outside
No one can touch MVP
You can't close the distance
Like he can
No one
He's got that elite
At 37
Point fighting style
I always said that
Like that's going to be
The next problem
Is point fighters
Because they got that blitz
That ability to cover the distance
It's so fast
They don't have knockout power
Some of them do
Name one that does
Wonderboy
Wonderboy had a point fighting style
I mean he basically started out in karate
You know
And then developed as a kickboxer
Above the leg kickboxer
But then when he got to the elite level
He wasn't knocking guys out
Well he couldn't wrestle with them
The problem is like
Matt the Immortal Brown
Was the first guy to expose his ground game
Remember that?
He said his nickname
Yeah
He took him down and smashed him
That was his first fight in the UFC
Wasn't it?
I don't know
No the first fight was a KO
He got that guy with that over the shoulder kick
Where he like
Maybe his second though
It was early on
Went down with that round
It was very early on
Very early on
When he knocked out Jake Ellenberger
With that wheel kick
Jake Ellenberger was like
Making fun of spinning shit
Yeah
He said to karate
Yeah that's funny
Making fun of spinning things
He's like I hope he does
I hope he does try to hit me
With a wheel kick
And he knocked him out with it
Boom
And then remember
Wonderboy beat Robert Whitaker at 170
And then Robert Whitaker
Robert Whitaker was way too big
For 170
He was dying down there
Just dying
Wonderboy's sidekick
Is the nicest in the business
Oh it's so smooth
And it's so
Like it comes off the ground
Effortlessly
It just sticks you with the gut
It's like a jab
His right leg forward
When he throws it that way
It's fucking so nasty
And it's so hard to deal with
Because he can do all the other stuff too
So it's like
And he also
Wonderboy was one of the best ever
At leaning his head back
Like a fucking snake
And then firing at you
As he's moving backwards
See I feel like
MVP doesn't have that
Like he's not landing
Those big shots
Like Wonderboy did
It's hard to hit
Well he does on some guys
You also gotta realize
Not in the UFC
No
He hasn't landed
Not KOing guys yet
But look what he did
A cyborg
It's a wake up call
For everybody alive
Jesus
Surf cyborg was 77 years old
He was 177
But he caved his skull
Yeah
It was bad
Worst knockout ever
And the x-rays
Gnarly
Here's another guy
Everybody sleeps on
Is
Like who did
Like
What were his losses
Who's
MVP
It was Douglas Lima
Was the KO
He kicked his leg out
That's right
But Lima
Was the first guy
To stop him
Yes
Because Lima
He's one of the most
Slept on guys at 170
He's a guy that I really
Wish had left Bellator
I know
In his prime
He's with GFL
That's good
But how old is he now
Bellator's dead
You haven't heard from him
For a while
No
What was the last time
Contracts
Those contracts are a mess
They just sat guys
On the show
37
Last fight
September 7th
There's still something
In the tank there
Oh he was a monster
In his prime
Savage
A monster in his prime
Remember what Ben Askren
Did to him
Yeah
Ben Askren just said
Oh that's cute
Molly whopped him
You're going to enjoy
Wrestling now
Who do you fight?
Diego Lima
Oh yeah
Douglas Lima
He has the best things
Diego fought in the UFC
Yeah
Douglas Lima
It was no disrespect
But was slightly better
Douglas was a Bellator champion
He was a beast man
A beast
But the problem with that
Bellator title
Was like
Nobody cared
I'm glad you're making money
I'm glad you're getting paid
I'm happy for everybody
It's like being CFL
World champion
Yeah
We got the NFL
It's great
I hope you're getting paid
That's the most important thing
But after that
If you want to make the splash
You want to be famous
You want to have a legacy
You kind of got to make it over to the UFC
If you want to say you're the best in the world
You have to
If you're the champion anywhere else
If you're not in the UFC
You're just not the best
Unless you do the Francis thing
You go over there
And they give you 20 million dollars a fight
And it's a big fuck you to Dana
Because you still get to box
Yeah you get to box
But he's in a unique position
Like Francis' position is different than everybody's
Heavyweight
Heavyweight
Monster
Destroyer
Yeah
Knocks guys out with one shot
Like he's always going to be thought of as the heavyweight champion
Until somebody beats him at heavyweight
You know what he did to Stipe
And then you know
He beats Cyril Gaunt with a blown out knee
And then just dip
Lips
See you later
See I think pound for pound
And we won't ever find out
I think Tom Aspinall is the best
I think Tom beats him
Who knows if John beats him
John might beat him up
Yeah he could
John might take him down
And fucking ragdoll him on the ground
Like you know
John easily could
Because we don't know how good John is either
And we also don't know what happens to Tom Aspinall
On the third, fourth, and fifth rounds
We have zero idea
Because no one's gotten there
No one's even gotten close
There's so many question marks
Like we don't know how good John is
Right
You can't tell me John's the best of all time
Or he is the best goat
But you can't tell me he's the baddest heavyweight on the planet
After being an older steve bay
That's not going to do it for me
Right
Right
Aspinall is fucking good
And he's in his prime
But Cyril Ghosn almost beat Francis
I know you can say the thing about the knee
And you know
John just smoked him
Went right through
We also didn't know
Fucking Cyril Ghosn was a fucking three-stripe white belt
That's news to me
What is that?
Did he get that third stripe?
It's MMA
He's got to be able to
I was going to say
Like the bulldog guillotine
He's like hey dude
I think he might have frozen
It feels like he froze in the big lights there
I don't give a fuck
That's the game
I think he also probably is not used to a guy that's that good
Getting a hold of his neck
Yeah
I think he thought they'd be
At that level
World champion
John caught him
He caught him
I think John does that till him 100 out of 100 times
There's not enough hours in the day for Cyril to make up for him
It was great distance management too
John just avoided all the big shots
The timing of the shot was perfect
I can see John taking Aspinall down
He very well could
You're talking about the black belt
Who grew up in jiu-jitsu gyms like Matt
He took Daniel Cormier down twice
Sure
He's a two-time Olympian
It's not easy
DC's not a black belt on the fucking ground
I wonder how he is off his back
How he has a good guard
Does he have a guard
Does he have a guard?
I would assume it's not bad
A lot of big guys don't have a guard
He's been doing jiu-jitsu in his diapers
You're talking about
You'd assume that
But man we've seen a lot of guys who are really good
And they're on their back
And they got nothing
They have no answers
I agree
But as athletic as he is
And growing up in that culture
The guard's not going to be shit
It might not be
But you know
I don't know if he's Verdun
You know more than anybody
That big guys are mostly on top
When they're training
Yeah
So that's the problem
Unless you're a guy that's smart about it
Like Fabricio Verdun
Who developed
I mean that's a rare guy
Who's a big guy
Who developed a killer
He's my top ten of all time
I always put in Fabricio
You gotta remember
That guy tapped everybody
Dude top ten
There's arguing top three
Of all time
Of all time
People forget him
They sleep on him
When they talk about great fighters
First one to tap Fedor
First one to tap Kane
Bigfoot Silva
Tap Kane
Come on bro
Yeah
KO'd Mark Hunt
Flying knee
Remember that
Yeah
Yeah
Tap Kane
He tapped everybody
Tapped Noguera
Beat the brakes off Travis Brown
In his prime
Yep
Tapped everybody
Flying, flying
Sidekick
To start it out
Yeah
Fabricio Verdun
Was a bad man
So good
Bad man
Yeah
She's gonna get it down
She's gonna get it down
She's gonna get it down
I'm telling you
She's been drilling
Second round
Head arm choke
Tatiana
I'm excited
To see what happens
I was thinking
Second round
Tatiana looks big
She's big
She's such a problem
Wish I'd need that neck
To hold up
Here we go
Here we go
Here we go
She's been wrestling
Since a kid
Yeah but
She's been a
Bang
What
Nice
She's been wrestling with some Iowa wrestlers bro
Here we go
Brian who's your call
Who's your call
Brian
I'm going with China
You're such a piece of shit
Brennan Schaub
America
Tatiana
You know what
For funsies
I'm going with Zhang Wei Li
Because I'm right here with Brian
Oh yeah baby
Come on
Let's see what happens
Let's go
I'm going with champion
Americans
I'm going with the champ
Who's the superior striker
Look at her
Listen man
Dangerous striker
Wei Li probably have a little advantage on the feet
A lot more championship experience
A lot more championship experience
They're both going to have a little ring rust
They both haven't fought in a hot seat
Are you making excuses now bro
I'm just saying
There's ring rust
But in terms of experience
There's no comparison
Oh for sure
Zhang Wei Li has fought the best of the best
And had fucking wars
I mean she's had some fucking wars
Is that Ioana Jacek fight
Holy shit
Oh my god
That was crazy
Oh my goodness
Look at this shit
Tatiana gets it
Right away
Right away
How's that Iowa wrestling
You right away
I almost dropped
Oh my goodness
I almost called you a maggot
I almost called you a maggot
Look how big she looks
A maggot
Why did you call you a maggot
You know what I mean
Bro she
She looks like a 135er
She don't look like a
Strawweight
She's got a control
She looks like a bantamweight
But Whaley's been working in this position
Believe me
Did the Iowa wrestlers help her off her back
Let's see if she gets her in the crucifix
Yeah she's just going to get
Go for that
Oh Jesus
Bro this ain't good
Brian how you feeling
I feel like we lost
How's the communist feeling
I only did it to go along
She's turtling
She's turtling
I was just rooting for the champion
I'm very persuasive
I'm just rooting for the champion
I'm incredibly persuasive
Let's see if she survives
So right now
We just got to squeeze
We got a top
Top pressure
We've been here before
No shots
We trained this
No land
Nothing landed
We've been here
Full guard
We've been here
We work this
Trying to work those butterflies
Back to her
Pass that knee
She's dealing with it
She passed that knee line again
Different kind of pressure
Matt what do we do here
For who?
For my guy
For my girl
See how she's holding on
With that left arm
I don't see gender
I don't see gender
She's not doing a big job
America
She's doing a good job
Look at this
Over-unders
That's it
Wait a minute
America
She's got to float her up
That's not a good sign
We'll get up
Pass the knee line again
She can't get out of this man
She's dealing with a different
Kind of pressure
Look at this
The person getting tired
Is definitely going to be
Jean-Louis
The left arm
She's coming across the neck
Underneath to the far shoulder
She's got to struggle real hard
Just to not get smushed
Here on the bottom
We work those
We work those
That's it
Soften them up
She's controlling her
By wrapping around the waist
But then
What are you talking about
She's getting smushed
Her chest is compressed
She can barely breathe
No she's okay
She's just holding on over there
That's it
We're comfortable down here
She's going to pass
These butterfly hooks again
Yeah but this is a
Clear round for Tatiana bro
The entire round
Has been on top
And that Iowa wrestling
She took it out in 40 seconds
Yeah but we got
45
It wasn't even
It was probably 30
She's going to pass
That knee line again
Look at her stuff
Look at that
Look at that
Look stuff it
Nice
Side control
Set up the submission
Isolate the arm
She didn't even have to
Work for the takedown either
No
And she could probably
Do that all day long
She made it look easy man
What does she walk around at?
210
Let's see on low pass
Oh look at this
Look at this
Look at that
Flow
Come on man
Set up for control
Look at this control
Oh bro
Look at the grip
It's beautiful to see
She's keeping the right arm
She's moving to north south
She's moving to north south
See the problem is
You got to kill that near side frame
That's what does everything
It's blocking
Everybody thinks far underhooked
That near side frame
It reclaims guard
It offsets balance
Kill that fucking thing
What are you talking about man
The right arm
A right arm
Yes
Oh look at this
I told you
This is where Iowa comes in
Oh shit
Oh it's tight
Oh she got out of it
Oh she fucked up
John Lely fucked up
John Lely's on top
Yeah
She could use it to sweep her though here
She has the butterfly guard
She's a sweeper
John Lely's out
She's out
On top
Oh my goodness
What did I tell you
What did I fucking tell you
She lost the ground
But let's see what happens
Over the next minute
We've been working this
Wild shit can happen
Over this next minute
She's going to reverse
You got a wrestler on their back
Let's see what happens
Watch her reverse
Also she's stuck in this
Head and arm guillotine here
Look
Butterfly
She's long
She's going to sit back
She's fucking long
She's hard to deal with
She's also
Oh that's nice
That was nice
That was nice
The way she moved around that
Oh look at this
She's looking to pass
She's going for head and arm
Oh boy
She can't get out of that
That butterfly though
That right leg
She's comfortable as shit here
Nice long legs too
They're so hard to pass
It's a pain in the ass
Let's look for an elevator sweep here
Oh take the back
Under hook
Oh she's trying to mount
She's trying to mount here
Oh she might be sensing
Tatiana's fading
She's going to
No
Tatiana might be getting a little tired
Yeah
She's never done this before right
She's got to lift up
She's never had a world championship fight
There's so much adrenaline here
And Jean Whaley's on top
Yep
A little discouraging right
She won the round
So she's pretty happy
But still
This is like a closer round
Than it should have been
Right
Yeah
Jean Whaley's on top
And she's on top
She jumped for that guillotine
At the end of the round
She's on top
The fact that she got out
It's huge
Huge
You know
Here's the thing
Like we know Jean Whaley
Can do that for five rounds
Can Tatiana do that for five rounds
This is a championship fight
That's a question Joe Rogan
I don't think she's going to need to
No
I don't think she's going to need to
Take down is too easy
We'll see
She's going to finish her
We'll see kids
I don't like your attitude man
My American attitude
You piece of shit
And you want to move to Austin?
No no come on bro
Give me a second
I'm just
Yeah you have to get rid of
All your communist leanings
That you picked up
While you were on the West Coast
Do I got to buy a truck too?
No you don't have to
That's not for you
That's not for you
You should probably buy an F-150
That's the show everybody
Carry a piece
F-100 tallboard
Yeah get something nice
American
American
Get back into jiu-jitsu
Or just wrestling
Just do something
Okay
You moving still?
What are you doing?
Yeah do a little jiu-jitsu
Yeah are you?
Roll around
He does boxing too
And then sometimes he forgets
No I'm not boxing anymore
He forgets his name
I got too dizzy
I was getting hit
Sparring?
Yeah
Yeah he's boxing people
I was sparring a lot
When Schaub goes
Hey what are you doing?
55,000 years old
Getting punched in the face
Fossil
I love it
Basically like
Dump
Setting in Alzheimer's
Months earlier than it has to
I can't do jiu-jitsu either
Because I get hurt
I fucking have trouble
Looking for 11 days
You're feeble
You should not be feeble
I have a really good body under this
Take my shirt off right now
I'm wearing a leotard
Let's see you get this take down again
Come on
Just circle to the right
Ah dude
There you go
If she can't get the take down here man
This thing gets really interesting
Because if she
If she's a little tired
We're in trouble
Her arms are way short
It's hard to get close
That's true
That's true
There's definitely a reach
That distance is hard to touch anybody with
Well that's why she's throwing a lot of kicks
She just doesn't want to get take down again
But she is throwing
Oh nice right hand
Nice right hand
Oh
This is the thing
Get it
Oh she's got an underhook
Oh she's strong
Oh the hands are together
Oh yeah
Ready
The hands are together
Come on Matthew
Three
Two
One
She's got those long fucking arms man
She's taking a breath
And we're going for a ride
Yo
Jean-Weili's a little powerhouse man
She's a powerhouse
She's pushing that head down
She's a little fucking powerhouse
Push that fucking head down
This is impressive
Cross face
Oh she gets it
Oh
Oh my goodness
Look at this
She's on top again
She waited
Oh my goodness
This is huge
Look at this
Look at this
This is fucking huge
Use that underhook
See
Hopefully she ain't get spiked on her neck
That's got to be
That's got to be very frustrating
I love the escape from here
For the underhook
It's one of my favorite ways out
She keeps trying to mount
It's like you're putting your legs in jeopardy
When you're trying to mount all the time
But when you put yourself in deep hair
If you put them right on top of you
That shit worked for Naguera and pride
In fucking 99
Oh she's almost slicing through
She's almost slicing through
She's almost slicing through
Pressure
See this is the thing too
She can do this all day long
Her gas tank is fucking limitless man
Dude
She's so ferocious
She just keeps going
Look at this though man
Slick
Strong too
Powerful
Look at this
Oh big elbows
Oh big shots
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
The corn rolls are taking all that
Keep moving
That's why you win
Look at this
She's got a guillotine
Oh my god
It could be elbow off
She's going to take it down
No she don't have it
She don't have it
She's just going to explode to defend
I'm wondering if she's just
Expending a lot of energy
Elbows
Right here
Elbows on the right side
Get that arm free
Her hands are closed
She's going to take it down again
But she'll step over
He's got to get it with the control
But this is a lot of fucking energy
That's all the energy
Unless you're Merab
And also
Zhang is way more like Merab
Like that lady can go
She just keeps going
She's a fucking machine
Oh look at that knee to the body dude
That's a nasty knee to the body
And she's free
100% man
Battle tested
She's made a different shit
Come on
Tatiana's not breathing that hard
She looks alright
Look at that
Side kick
Oh look at that
Oh my god
Oh my goodness
Nice right hand
Oh boy
This is deep water
For
I mean this is deep water
Halfway through the second round
Bro this is a
Frantic pace though
Can I remind you
That she beat cancer
Can I remind you
That's right
This girl's a warrior
I like that you whispered that
No I'm not
I love it
Oh all the respect
Giant shots
Zhang is just throwing
From the out
Oh
She clipped with the
Eppercut
Coming down
Set up the takedown
Tatiana
I was about to say
God
Zombies
That was straight zombie
Well you go to your happy place
When you're kind of tired
And getting rocked
Well this is where she wants to be
For sure
Against the cage
Sure
Sure but there's not
She's not doing anything
Well she just can't
I mean
Zhang Wei Li's
I think surprising her
With the takedown defense
And just the physicality
She's been working
Her wrestling
Look at the physicality son
Yes
She's been doing this
So fucking strong and fit
Look at this
Again
Look at this
Turned it around man
Again this is huge
So she's got this round
Yeah she's winning this round
So it's 1-1 now
1-1
Making it exciting
Yeah
It's 1-1
And if I was betting on this
I would
It's tough
Back to China
Yeah
She's got to get busy
Another one for China
She would have had that
The fact that Zhang Wei Li
Is able to keep her on her back
Is very impressive
Yep
Very very impressive
Especially when Tatiana
Is so good at those butterflies
And elevating people
But she's been working
Nothing but wrestling
She knew she was going to deal with this
We all knew she was going to deal with this
Yeah but somebody like this
Is that her learning curve
I bet Tatiana did not think
She was going to spend a lot of time
On her back
No
I bet she did not anticipate
That Zhang Wei Li
Was going to be able to do this to her
Especially in the scrambles
Because Tatiana's been dominant
In the top position
Over everybody
To get
Take
And then also
Like a second round
Grueling pace
Of a five round fight
And in the second round
You're getting mauled
That's not a good feeling
She got that wrestling grit
Let's go
You know
Let's go
America
I'm back on a team in America
Yeah
I'm back on a team in America
I wish I bet money
That I'd be hoping I'd lose it
Listen
You chose
I did
Well I chose champion
Because it's just
There's a big difference
In stepping up
And fighting a champion
Like this
When you've been dominating
Ladies that are of a lesser caliber
I mean Zhang Wei Li's complete
And now you're seeing it
And also
Fucking tank
She's a tank of a lady
Alright we got one and one
Right now
Also
The tide
It's all about the tide
Boys
Once the tide takes you out to sea
Even though if you're only
A hundred yards from the shore
It's going in the wrong direction
I think it's very demoralizing
You're going in the wrong direction
Your go to move is not working
Right
Your wrestling is getting flipped
I'm going to repeat
My friend Matt here
She beat cancer right
Listen
Do you think
A lot of respect
I'm just saying
Cancer's got a good record
You're dealing with a different
Breed
She beat cancer
You think she's worried
About a Chinese girl
Yes
Chinese girl's beating her ass
Oh right hand
Look at that
That was a nice right hand
She's rugged though
But
Look at this
That's where it went
South for us
It's so impressive
Just the fact that she's able
To do this to Tatiana
It's so impressive
She's been drilling this
Look at this
Him right hand
On the kisser son
Look at that right hand
You watched one countdown video
Where they had the
You don't even know
The name of the guys
What I'm saying is that
He knows the state
No she was doing a lot of wrestling
And somebody like this
I do think
It's one thing
You're not going to beat her
In wrestling
But you can neutralize the wrestling
Hey how about let
Mike Beltran
Let his fucking mustache free
Oh I know
Let that mustache free
Let that mustache free
Why you got to tuck it in your shirt
That's bullshit
Let the mustache free
Look at her
Look at her
Look at
This round's so important
You're right
She's got a crazy gas tank
This round's so important
Fresh
Fresh
I'm going to have to sign
Make a petition
To have Mike Beltran
Let his mustache go free
Let him live
I like to see that thing
That crazy mustache
It's too distracting
Shut the fuck up
I'm just saying
Jesus Christ
Why did they mix it?
I don't know
Oh look at that
Oh oh
They don't like it
They don't like the crazy mustache
For some strange reason
I think it's awesome
It gets in their face
Shut up
When he's in their
You can't have
No it doesn't
It's hanging down
Mike get grabbed
It's like a ponytail
Boy you know what I just realized
We never had a woman referee
No we have
Who?
There was that one
Bring that shit up
What's her name?
Have they?
The tall blonde girl
Oh that's right
Way back in the day
You're right
She's getting clocked
Oh no
She's getting clocked
How many women
I can't remember
In recent times
A female referee
Oh Jesus
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
She just can't
She can't strike with her
Dude that was a pretty
Fucking hard shot right there
Goes to her happy place
Oh she snapped it down
She snapped it down
Come on man
Oh she's stuffing it now
She's stuffing it now
Now she's putting it on her
Oh nice knee to the body
Come on man
Vision quest
Let's go
Look at that
Oh this is rough
The problem is the striking
The difference
Big difference
She's not setting up
She's not setting strikes
And it's also the pace man
Zhang Wei Li can just
Maul her in these paces
It's also Tatiana
She's not putting the strike
Into shots together
She's not setting up
Kim wins low
Yeah she is
Literally ruining people's lives
She said
Whoops
Sorry Kim
Bring up old wounds
Look at this
Ow
Tatiana just
Finish it
Can't get her down anymore
She does the same takedown
That's so impressive
That's so impressive
What Zhang Wei Li
Has been able to do here
Just to be able to stop
These takedowns
And reverse them
When she gets them
So impressive
But it's like
The physicality of Zhang Wei Li
Is just something to think
Look at that
One two
She's landing
Nasty
Great athlete
Nasty
Yeah I mean just
Incredible conditioning
Yes
I mean you ever watch
Her workout videos
They're fucking mad dude
Her strength and conditioning
Is mad
Brennan you want to come over
To my side now
Look at her
No he stays strong
Well you don't jump ship
It's like going to electric cars
You'll never do it
Brian if she wanted to have sex
You'd be very uncomfortable
That she could kill you
Yeah she might be my type
Guys I'm a fan of her
I would beat the shit out of her
Yeah but you're 280 pounds
You just said I'd be scared of her
Not you
Brian
Oh that's why I said that
No Brian
If Brian had
And she's been able to stuff
Those takedowns
And Tatiana's like
Hesitant to keep going for him
Now
Every time she would send him up
When she punches
Her head's just off the center line
Every time
She's fucking
Zhang has some traps
She's a tank
The way Tatiana got that first takedown
It's what she did her whole career
And nobody ever got away
That pace
She's also striking
It's fucking just higher level
Very good
Very good striking
She keeps catching her
Yes
Tatiana just keeps moving forward
No this doesn't work
Oh
The difference of the striking
Oh it's big
Much higher level
Much higher level
Tatiana keeps moving forward
In just one line
And John Way Lee
Has not shown any signs
Of deteriorating
No
Not at all
Look at that
Just stepping back
Moving
Waiting
I don't think
Tatiana's
She's not even
Throwing that left hand
She's at a loss
She can't
Because she pays
Every time
She keeps getting picked
See that's the problem
Right there
The entry
When she does
Look
The entry
She gets spun around
It's so bad
It's crazy
But this is how strong
Zhang Weili is
Man
Impressive
Look at that
Fucking impressive
Oh
Look at that elbow
Oh
Look at that other elbow
Oh my goodness
Look at that
Oh my goodness
Champion
You're talking about a champion
Yep
Damn it
Dominant woman man
Yes
Dominant
Just a great fighter
Forget it
That kick's not it girl
So good
So good
And again
It's like you got Rose
You got her
You got Ioana
You got like the elite of the elite
In this division
And she's fought them all
Her balance is perfect
Look at Tatiana
Her head's all the way over
She's just
Leaning
A lot of weight
On her front foot
Forget it
Oh
That's what I'm talking about baby
That's a good shot
Finish that shit
Come on
Great job
Ducking under
That's a good shot
She can't finish it
Look at that
And she doesn't get it
Amazing
Damn man
Amazing
Me too
That was something
Boom
Down
And then boom
Oh my goodness
She goes low and high
How about those elbows in tight
When they were up against the cage
Those were fucking nasty
So much higher
How is she now
Elbows
Yeah
She's
Now she's never been
Facing the adversity
So now she's in the fourth and fifth
This is the big rounds
We call this the deep waters
The deep waters
I think that Tatiana doesn't have a game plan right now
It's just
Well her game plan was a mauler on the ground
And then that's not working
Look at the difference
Now you're forced to strike on the outside
You're fucked
Look at her breathing man
Look at her breathing in the body language
She doesn't really know what to do
So she's moving forward
She's
She don't have the tools to fix the problem
That body language is not good
Her head's literally
Past her front foot
Then you got this Chinese tear waiting over there
It's a disaster
This body language right here
It's never a good sign
She's already off the stool
No
Jumping around like that
It's a nightmare
This is bad body language
That's rough
Man this is where it gets hard
Because you've never done this fourth and fifth
Listen guys
We worked on the wrestling
We worked on the wrestling
How many times do I got to tell you?
Yeah but it's also the striking
The championships experience
It's all of it
Well they're asking Tatiana to do a lot
And she jumped the queue
Oh listen to this
He was all American
Isn't that amazing?
Isn't that incredible?
I'm just explaining
Fairweather Frankie
Unbelievable
She can still do it
She can still do it
I'm still with you
Right
I'm staying with Tatiana
Alright let's go
I like your loyalty
I do I appreciate it
Let's see what happens in the fifth round
He's going to be going
I've been thinking Tatiana all the time
I just want her to win
Because I'm American
Look at her
She's going in fearless now
That's exciting
Oh right
Jesus
Oh she clipped her again
She's stepping back
Oh Christ
When Tatiana closes the distance
Oh wow
She took her down
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
It's getting a little hot on Saturday
What wrestling?
What wrestling?
What wrestling?
Yo
Someone said 3-0 Zane
Get the fuck
Dude I want to
No not 3-0
The first round for sure
Well the first round she did
Communist
Get on top at the end
Bubba I'm just sorry
Can I just tell you
With this half guard escape
It's killing me
I want to fucking show it to you right now
What is it?
Hers you mean?
If she uses her left leg
Pulls it out
Pelvis up and down
She's out
What do you mean?
With her left leg
If she pulls
Scrapes it out
Okay
And she brings her pelvis forward
Into the floor
She's out
I'll show you
I'll put Brendan on me afterwards
I'll show you
Really?
Yeah
Because once you get to your side
You're out with it
Her left
I used to use that
When I was 2.30
Getting out from underneath
I swear to God
I'm mad if I live near you
I would be taking
If she had the underhook
On the left side right
If she has her underhook
And she brings her forward
Gets on her side
Yes
Retract this arm
We scrape that out
Pelvis forward
Into the floor
It comes out like butter
But you're saying
Her pelvis is on the floor
But then
Isn't she on the
How does she escape from that?
Yeah
You gotta show it to me
I'll show it to you
You would have to be
In the half guard
But when you're in the half guard
Where she has the underhook
On the left hand side
She could basically
Pop her left leg out
Put it beside her
And
Lean her body left
And she would take her down
Look at this
Head and arm
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
That's bad
Oh my goodness
From half guard
Look at this
Oh my god
I think she's okay
Until
Wait
Well Zhang Levy
She might get out of there
She might get all the way over
Yeah
If she gets over the side
But still she's cooking her
She's cooking her in this position
Yep
And she's waiting
Like she's not doing good here man
No
This is not good
And that left leg is basically free
That left leg is basically free
Right
Look at that
It's basically free
What does she want to do
Get her hips on the ground
She wants to get to the right side
But she doesn't want to lose position
While she's doing it
Oh no
Tatiana brought her back to full guard
Nicely done
That's over now
Now it's gone
But that was close
But she probably
Didn't want
The championship experience too
Didn't want to gas her
Her arms out
Somebody cut her knee
With a knife
Oh my god
Look at that gash
On her left knee
Jesus Christ
How'd that happen
That's a good question
Oh
Jesus
That's bad
God damn
She's just mauling her
Pushing her face down
Nasty elbows to the body
Oh she's so physical
Fuck
The thing about Zhang Wei Li
Is like
Her training
It's another world
It rivals everybody
It's like
Her strength and conditioning training
Is fucking amazing
Yeah it's ridiculous
If you want to get fired up
For a workout
Watch her strength and conditioning training
She's ferocious man
And again
It's that championship level experience
Like she's been in all these trench wars
Are you guys still hanging off Zhang's tits?
Yeah
Jesus Christ
Bro we're ready to buy
Chinese electric cars
We're ordering Chinese electric cars
That's right
Damn right we are
I hear they're good
They're trying to get one of them
Banned Chinese android phones
Hook it up to T-Mobile
They have a lot of spyware
And they take her by a mattress
Did she take Tatiana down?
Yeah she did
That spyware helps you
Because they give you recommendations
For things to buy
That you really want
That's right
From Alibaba
Man
It's killing me
Oh Tatiana scramble
Oh look at that
She capitalized on the scramble
Look at that
So much better shape
She can get on that half guard
A lot of it is just be in better shape man
Her fucking physical conditioning
It's like she can push this pace
And be at 100%
She's just better
She's just better
She's just better
All the way around
Yeah
In every way
She's better
Look at this
Side control again
You're dealing with a
0.01 percenter
She's a fucking animal man
Yeah
And Tatiana getting mauled off her back
Was not on my
Some Chinese tits
Hanging off of it
God damn it's alright
Listen Bob I'm sorry
Talked about this fight
In like two years
I'm just saying
You were all over her
You were like
She's gonna choke her out
In the second round
You really were
Me and Brian were right
Oh what's up
Me and Brian were right
Don't
Guys are so cool
We're older
We're older
My feeling was
I thought this was gonna be
The toughest fight
That Jean-Louis has
Me too
Just stylistically
But I'm so impressed
Not when I was in the house guys
Oh it's
Which guys from Iowa
Brian
The brothers
Oh those guys
Yeah
Two brothers
They actually weren't
They weren't
You should probably find out
Who they are
To give them credit
They were good but they were like
Top 15
They weren't like
They weren't
They were just that Iowa
They're good B
Chill
Yeah
But they had a really good wrestler
Nasty elbow
By Jean-Louis
She fucked her up with that elbow
You know
Up until now
She probably didn't have to
Use her striking too much
I mean that's what it must be
Yeah
If it's not broke
Don't fix it
She would just take him down
And smoke him
She's beating her up
You know
If you're in the corner there
You're like
I don't know man
Set the shots up better
Well I feel like
It's 3-1
I feel like it's 3-1
It is
Yeah
Of course
So it's over
Already over
She's tough
She's got to finish her
Dude
What the fuck
How'd that happen
Somebody took a bite mark
What?
From a wolf?
Looks like a bite mark to me
Stuck a wolf
Stuck a wolf
It's a bite mark
It's cheating
It's a vampire biter
What the fuck happened there?
That's a shark bite
Is what that is
How did you not like Nosferatu?
It's really just disappointing
It was alright
It was slow
He watched The Sopranos
He was like
Eh
Bro that vampire is the greatest vampire
You got a handlebar mustache
It was amazing
That's what they looked like back then
In two days
Yeah it was awesome
Yeah
It wasn't bad
How about when he ate the kids?
That was a lot right?
That was a lot
Oh that's going to make me want to see it
That was a lot
Yeah it's a great
Yeah it's a good selling point
Isn't it great when he ate the children?
Horrible
Horrible vampire
Yeah
He's horrible
How about when he was naked?
When he was on top of the dude
Yeah naked
And it was sucking out of his chest
Like oh
How about when he stands up
And you see his dick?
Yeah nice
Yeah
I pause it
He's scary
Yeah he's scary
He's scary
Fifth round
Let's fucking go
CGI though
He was the best vampire of all time
He sleeps naked too
Like all the other pussies
Yeah he does sleep naked
With their stupid fucking tuxedos on
That's ridiculous
And he didn't have makeup
Unlike those other vamps
Yeah
He was rotting too
You need another Lost Boys
That was a good fuck
I just watched it
I just re-watched it
How dare you bring up Lost Boys
It actually holds weight
You didn't like Lost Boys?
It still holds a
Same sentence as Nosferos
Oh right hand
Oh she just tagged her with the right hand
It stands the test of time man
If you guys are into vampires
You gotta watch True Blood
Might take some heat for that
But it's a six part series
I fell off on that series
Twilight's my favorite
Did it end well?
Yeah great
It's a good show
Shit
I thought it fell off
I didn't like that Bill Olsen's a prick
And he used to be good
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
She's making her pay
Oh my god
Even if she gets her down
It's phenomenal
You have to get a finish
It's takedown defense
It's the same
But it's the same move
Because it worked her whole career
Because it worked her whole career up until now
It's just so impressive
Oh look at this
Look at this
Look at this
It's so impressive that Zhang Weili can defend all this
That takedown defense is wild
Fucking amazing
Oh boy
Look at this still
Wow
She's got those little tree trunks
Still incredible
Unbelievable
I mean that's so impressive
That's so impressive
And then free
Spins out
And then you gotta eat some shots
Yeah
Then you gotta eat some shots
And now you're tired as fuck
Oh my god
She's coming though
She's coming
I like that she's
Animal
Going forward
Oh she's a fucking animal
I just want to emphasize
She beat cancer Brian
She did beat cancer
Listen all respect
God bless
No no
You're just dealing with
You're dealing with just a better fighter
It's very hard
No shame
That left hand is not even a threat
That when she throws it
She doesn't know what to do
She doesn't know what to do
You're going to pay every time
Oh she's looking for the knee
Trying to catch her with a knee coming
Oh right hand hurt her
This is going to be
Her entry is bad
She's hurt
What do you do
She's also older
This was her opportunity
She's going to go back down the ladder
The division is not deep
But at her age
One of the best ever
It's going to be some learning on the job
With the stand up
She's going to have to attack
She has to have something threatening
She has nothing
Look at this
She's even going for an arm lock
Oh boy
Oh no
That was maybe a mistake
Ah
Jeez
Unbelievable
That's conditioning
Yep
100% strength
And conditioning
Pushley
How dare you
That's your girl
Take down dude
The half guard thing again
One of them is exhausted
And one of them is not
Okay
One of them is a fucking fitness machine
One of them is getting their ass
You know what
You know what
I'm going to say it
Zhang Weili is a better wrestler
As well
I said it
MMA wrestler
Yes
She just is
Oh my god
This ain't wrestling
How many times have I got to tell you guys that
She fucking scrambles like a motherfucker
I'll tell you that
Look at this
Look at this
It shouldn't break your heart
She's just
No the half guard thing
You know why it breaks her heart
Because we're from here Brian
Bro look at this
This is amazing
We're from here
You're right
I'm sorry
I apologize
Matt you got to teach me
Tell me what's going on
I'm going to show you right now
On the floor
No no no no
If you want to completely waste your time
Matt
Show Brian that more
He won't remember
I need it
He still doesn't know how to throw a sidekick
Why are you guys picking on me
I'm just winning on this one
Come on
We're winning together bro
And I got Sean Strickland
In the next one
You got Strickland
How dare you
I know
It's crazy
Now you're back on the American train
I like Strickland
I love the way he fights
He's so tough to beat
I just love his fight
But I'm on the DDB train too
Because he's a fucking monster
I love the way Strickland fights
I'm all over those Afrikaan nuts
Yeah me too
I understand that's a smart money
But Strickland's
Strickland's an animal
He's beautiful
Also he was funny as shit
At the press conferences
Oh my god
He's lighting him up
He's always so good
At the press conferences
He's great
Yeah he don't give shit
See what he said about Palestine
Man
See you think the UFC's
I came in
After the recent Bryce Mitchell stuff
Let's just chill out
And he's like
You got it
He got up there
He went harder
I didn't hear the press conference
Oh man
I don't like when he's mean
But I do like his fight
He's not mean
When's he mean?
Well he was for the Jews
In that one
Oh
Oh man
It's Zhang Wei Li
By unanimous decision
Ladies and gentlemen
4-1
Yeah
4-1
Of course
And super impressive
And ended up on top
In the last round
Yeah
Still lost that round though
Yeah but not
Barely
But not 10-8
You know
No not 10-8
But like Tatiana
It looked like
She was on her way
To a mauling
All that happened
Was she just
Shut her down
Fucking monster
Monster
What a problem she is
For Tatiana it's tough
Because you're 31
Coming off these injuries
You had your shot at the title
You're not even close
To the
You got mauled
And you spent most of the fight
On your back
Which is crazy
It's tough
I wouldn't be surprised
If she retires
Well who knows
I mean she might have
A real hard camp
With all those injuries
Oh she's getting beat up
I just think striking wise
It's very different
This is ground and pound
Son from the top though
This is top control
Like forget about the striking
Which is amazing
But Zhang Weiwei's
Dominating her on the ground
Yeah
I mean beating her up
You know who looked good
With the Jasmine
Look at this
She's telling her to stand up
Look at this
Oh she looked
She looked really good
Four, three, two, one
Honk
Yeah that was rough
That was rough
That's tough
Yeah she's
Well her dreams are dashed
Yeah it's over
Let's give the girl a hug
I mean come on now
That's tough
It's devastating
Yeah but shit man
I think they'll hug
You know why it's devastating
Because there's
There's nothing she can do
To be there
There's not enough hours
There's no game plan
You can't catch that
That gap
That's a big gap
And you're 31
So who else for her
Who else is in Zhang Wei Li's
Division that's compelling
There's nothing
That's a problem
Women's division
Women's fighting right now
It's tough
Jasmine
Jasmine
Our girl
The Canadian
What about Rose Namajunas
She's gone up to 135
Damn
Has she
Yeah
Or excuse me
125
She went up to flyweight
Yeah
Instead of strawweight
They're fighting at 115
But Tatiana looks way bigger than that
Doesn't she
Oh yeah
She almost looks like a bantamweight
Yeah
She definitely looks like a 125er
Tough
Tough
Standing up with no problem
Look at this
Oh man
That was a mistake
Pulling guillotine
She didn't have any answers
It's just
It's just so impressive
The takedown defense
So impressive
And the ability to scramble
And always wind up on top
Like right here man
That's so impressive
That's the difference
She's a great athlete
So oh just a tank man
And also skills
Just it's like you gotta
It's not just the athleticism
It's she's doing the right thing
At every step
Like here
She defends the trip
Bro we were right
We were fucking right
Oh you guys are so cool
We feel cool
We're the cool kids
And Superman's for kids
Fuck you guys
Super dog can go eat shit
I was on board till super dog
No no no listen
The dog has a cape
You know what I'm giving up on
The dog has a cape
I'm giving up
I'm not gonna try to fuck
Does the dog have a cape
Talk to James Gunn
This makes no sense
So stupid
Fuck that dog
Listen
You're a dog person
I love dogs
Matt show me what you're talking about
I love dogs
I love dogs
But that dog can go eat shit
You give a fuck
Can I show them what I'm talking about
I hope super wolf eats that dog
I hope they keep that dog
Chained up outside
Oh the half guard escape
Yeah
Do it right over here
Right here
I don't want to get
No one's gonna see it
Someone else is gonna have to explain it
Okay
I don't give a shit
You wanna jump on me
Oh yeah
How are we gonna see this?
No one's gonna see it
No one's gonna see it
I was doing it for you guys
We can talk about it
No no because it's such a bitch
We're here
I gotta take these off
Brian film this
And you can get Instagram followers
Don't put on me
Get on me
Get on me big guy
Alright
Kill ya fella
You said you have background
No no I'm good
Now if I'm here
And she had the underdog
Okay
What's that?
Can't get a camera on us
No it's okay
Brian's gonna film it
Brian are you filming this?
Sometimes you're here
If I bring my weight forward
If I bring my weight forward
He can't stop me from getting here
But that's what you're gonna do
So from this position
Even if he keeps the weight on
Limp arm
You see my lower body?
Look what I do with this leg
Is it like good?
Yeah
If I pull this leg out
And bring my pelvis forward
Oh
Did you see that?
Yeah
No I just get high
Now we both got high
I'm gonna scramble
Well we're gonna scramble
Unless I wanna get this
Limp arm out with the left arm
Yeah
But when I bring that leg out
With the pelvis forward
Look how I can just get out of that
Technique my friend
Technique
You know
But that's such a
Dude it's such a
Technique
Now I'm even shorter
With my shooting
But even with huge guys man
It's so fucking good
To get out from
Isn't it fascinating
Just technique
Technique
And just knowing position
It makes everything
So much more smooth
And sweet
Such a beautiful sport
God damn
I love it
Oh it's the best
Jiu Jitsu
It's like watching someone
Pull something off
That's magical
It's just like
Fuck yeah
I know dude
I get so excited
Still when my guys
Are just pulling shit off
Oh yeah
Grown ass men
I go you know you're gonna
Cause every time
They get something
I'm like oh
Gold star
Gold star for John Perez
I'm like you know
You're gonna go home
And tell your wife
You got a gold star
You're a grown ass man
And they do
They're like I did
I told my wife
It's exciting
I fuck around
That's why when people
Don't care about belts
Oh don't care about belts
Yeah you do
Yeah you do
Everyone does
Yeah you do
Yeah you do
Well you know
It's like
The time they put into it
It's like getting
A nice pat on the back
Yeah
Well it's also
It's like
There's stages
That show you
You're legit
Yeah
Like Rick Caruso
The guy who's running
For mayor of LA
His son reached purple belt
I said hey
That's a big deal
That's a big deal
That's a big fucking deal
Purple belt
You're basically a black belt
You just gotta keep training
Yes
If you can get to purple belt
You can get to black belt
You just gotta stay at it
And trust the process
And keep training hard
And you'll get to black belt
Cause how many people
Actually get to black
Right
Cause people get blue belt
It's like you know
That's great
It's a nice little motivator
But you show me
You got purple belt
That means you're tapping out
Legit guys
Yeah
Now you got some moves
You probably got like
One nasty guillotine
Usually the pro belt are the worst to roll with
Oh yeah they explode
They're explosive
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
They have the skills
They still have the experience
I think when I move to Austin
If I really apply myself
By the time I'm 65
We gotta get you on the peptide son
You're fucking around with nature
For too long
I know
Nature's boring
Father time
I swear to god
Father time is undefeated son
He's 10-8
He's 10-8 against Brian
You gotta stop
Fuck with that stem cells
Next time we'll do another protect your neck
And I'll bring you in the day early
And we'll get you to the stem cell place
Ways to well
No problem
You just tell me when
I plan to go with my buddy Abe to Columbia in June
Come to Austin first
Yeah
Because we'll get it all gratis
You'll get it for freeze
For freezies
I'll have ways to well hook you up
And then we'll do a protect your neck
Let me know man
We gotta do another one
Those are fun
Those are fun
We do John Rollo
Dean Thomas
And Matt
It's fucking amazing
He's the best
John Rollo's the best
He's funny man
I love him to death
He's fun
And he's an ogre
He's a gigantic human being
Big ass black belt
He was well over 300 pounds at one point
Jesus Christ
Here it is folks
The fucking
Motherfucking main event
Where's that lighter for my cigar
There you go sir
I don't smoke cigars
He's all
He's all
He's all warmed up
So B
You're doing well tonight
So you got
I mean you took the favorite
You got Strickland
But you got Strickland
So you're taking the dog
Who you got
Who you got
I'm rooting for Strickland
But DDP
He's hard
Because he's going to push the pace
And it's really hard
If I were to put money out
Probably DDP
But I'm rooting for Strickland
The only thing about
I like the mustache
I really do
I like him with the mustache
He's like
Old Bronson
That fucking
Psychotic guy
From Australia
Yes he is
That's Strickland
He looks like a killer
He is
He's awesome
I think he's very focused
I'm fucking fired up for this
His boxing's outstanding
I'm just curious
What changes Strickland can make
He has a great team
I think the best
Besides Matt's team
Probably the best coaching staff
They have
Nick Sick
Who's this
You're saying
Nick Sick
This movie looks cool
What is this
Mickey 17
What is it
It looks like a phone
Like Black Mirror
Oh his hand just got chopped off
He plays a guy that's
Oh the director of Parasite
It's a great movie
He's made into clones
And they keep testing him out
He keeps dying
So they keep testing
What can you
Pushing him until he dies
And then they
Transfer his consciousness
Into a new body
And then the clones
Find themselves
Oh my god
Clones aren't dying
That's like
Fish on the trailer
Oh my god
Bro that's a real problem
With like
When they can duplicate
Your consciousness
And put it on a hard drive
What's to stop someone
Like Trump
From doing it a million times
I'm gonna have a million to me
I'm back
I'm back
Have a million Trumps
If we get to a point
Where you can make a clone
And we're probably
Already done that
China's probably
Already have clones
I bet they have clones
Trump would already do it
But how old is Trump
You can clone your dog
No you can clone your dog
Yeah
So you could probably
Clone a person
Yeah but can you get
Their consciousness
Into them
Definitely not
Like twins are different
Yeah
Right
Twins are like
Pretty close
That Thomas Campbell
Podcast was to me
The most mind blowing thing
Wild stuff right
Fuck
Wild stuff
It's as close to
Unlocking the secrets
Of what
Like that might be
The new evolution
Like we're going to
Realize that there's
Something beyond evolution
Like the evolution
Is within a larger umbrella
Which is the notion
That this is
This is a virtual reality
This is a simulation
It's a virtual reality
You're experiencing
With consciousness
Yes
And consciousness
Helps form it
Yes
I was literally
Just experiencing
Virtual reality
Literally
That's what we're saying
I was just playing my
When I knew
When I called you
And I couldn't get to you
When I was inviting you
To dinner
I was like
He's probably got
The fucking headset on
You got a camera in there
A camera in the fucking
No it's fun
Last night
I sent you the picture
Yeah you sent me the picture
You're addicted
What game you play again?
Contractor's Showdown
Contractor's Showdown
Did you ever play
Modern Warfare?
Oh yeah
Same shit
But in VR
Oh
Fucking nerdgasm
It's so much fun
I might get addicted
To that shit
Listen
It's fun
I play that shit
In a hotel
People think
Sometimes I'm yelling
And shit
Are you playing
Other people?
People probably think
Somebody's getting murdered
I'm like
I'm stabbing them
Are you playing
The game
Or other people?
I'm playing
The game
No no
I squat up
There's no way
You can say this
Without sounding
Like a fucking nerd
Stop it
I see you getting ready
No because I squat up
It's groups of three
Here we fucking go
Contractor's Showdown
Let's go
You're welcome
That's an M1 rifle
Look at that
Dude the sniping on this
That's the lobby right there
But that's the gameplay
Right here
You get out of an airplane
You fucking find weapons
And you just
All in virtual reality
Yes
But in virtual reality
Like you're loading shit
That's fucking great
How do you have time
To do this man
With all your jiu-jitsu
What's that?
How do you have time
You make the time
Dude I don't
First of all
I don't do shit
All I do is go to my school
And I do my podcast
I'm doing my thing with Jimmy
Unfiltered
I do my new podcast
Matt Sarachano
You're in
Yeah
So glad you finally did your own podcast
All I do is talk about
Those superman trailers
And fucking all that geek shit
But I had George
I had George St. Pierre
On the other day
Nice
Look at this fucking game
This is amazing
Oh this is fun dude
You like this
And what are you using for a gun
Like what kind of
Well you got the controllers
You got the controllers
But when you
Your hands are the controllers
So like you pick up a gun
You take the thing out
So you're really doing shit
With your fucking hands
I'm surprised
I'm surprised
I'm surprised
That'll make like a
This is a great game
This is a fantastic game
This is wild
Contract to showdown
When are you going to have
Like where it turns into a workout
Well they have some on
They have these unidirectional treadmills
Have you ever seen those?
They strap you in on your chest
So you can't move
And you can run
In any direction
Left, right
That's fucking great
So you're in like this
Like a halo
That goes around your waist
And it's connected to these cables
That's attached to this
Like circular unidirectional treadmill
And you run
In any direction
And you really do work out
And guys are fucking screaming
At each other
They all got their heads
See if you can find
My wife was going to get that
My wife was going to get that
But I can't run
That thing right there
So that's a unidirectional treadmill
It's fucking badass
So you get on that thing
And when you're on it
You're running around
So watch
This guy's on it
He's going to start moving
You start walking
Look at that
Whoa
Isn't that crazy?
You know what my wife got me?
She got me one of those vests
That when you shoot it
I didn't get it
Yeah, she got me that
I didn't get it hooked up yet
These kids now
Who have been playing these games
With the guns
When they go to a shooting range
This SWAT guy was saying
These kids are fucking as good as anybody
Well, there's a kid who does the simulation
They made a movie out of it
He played Gran Turismo
Then he actually raced for Nismo
That's funny
And came in third
Yeah, that's right
That's what's going on with shooting
These kids are all headshots
Do you know they did studies with surgeons
And they found that surgeons
Who play video games
Make like 25% less errors
Wow
Yeah
Makes sense
37%
37% less errors
Jesus Christ
That's crazy
So it's like
It's real
Like hand-eye coordination
And feedback
And motion
Of course
And I'm in a house of women, man
Like my wife
My three daughters
They're watching
The fucking Masked Singer
Or something
I could be in the room with them
That makes sense
I did the boxing thing
That's pretty fun
That's crazy
That you're in the room
That you're in the room with them
They're watching
It's like fucking
Gone Girl or something
Oh, 100%
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But, yeah, it's fun
It's a workout
They'll be
My son does the VR boxing
And sweats his ass off
Oh, yeah
The VR boxing is great
Because when you get hit
You see like a flash of light
It's cool
And eventually
They'll have something
Where you're wearing a headset
You'll feel like a vibration
In your face
Like you got thumped
So they made this illegal
For the MLB
But you can now
Have a pitcher
They'll take any pitcher
Like in the Major Leagues
And they'll throw
It's a simulation
Oh, look at this
You have shoes on now
Oh, my God
I think I like the treadmill better
I'll fall down
If I have those stupid shoes on
That looks weird
Yeah, you're going to fall
He walks weird, too
But they have
With the Major League Baseball pitchers
They have a simulation
And you can see the actual pitcher
And he throws
Whatever he throws
The ball comes at you
Who told you they made it illegal?
No, they made it illegal
They don't want anybody
In the Major Leagues
Actually using it
That's what happened
Stop lying
I swear
That's to sell videos
No, Kevin Bay
Kevin Bay was talking about it
The machine's like $100,000
You can't have it
What happens
You get arrested
So we get a towel on them
It gives them
It gives them too much
Of an advantage
Apparently
So they said
You can't use it
Yeah, too much
We don't want you to be good
Yeah, that's what happens
You guys don't know
Shut up
Find that out, Jamie
It's sticking in his face
You know it can't be true
No, it is
Find that
Our video game's illegal in MLB
No, no, no
You can't play
You can't have the actual
Pitcher simulated
Whatever I was drinking
Oh, thank you
Let's talk about
How much better Jamie is at golf
Than you
I know
How much better his drive was
Your swing is great
It was very depressing
Watching you try to compete with him
Oh, you try to compete with Jamie
Try to compete with Jamie's drive
My swing was actually rather beautiful
It wasn't that good
You got like 45 yards
Jamie got 265
First of all, it was longer than 45
And plus I wasn't warmed up
Off the deck, by the way
Not even with a T
Jamie, you play real or you just play virtual shit?
No, I play real
Yeah
He's good, man
Virtual shit is where he hones
Where he hones his skills
You gotta touch grass, though
Look at Strickland, I love it
Yeah, you gotta touch grass
But he's got that smooth stroke
He's got that man's body
Just like a fucking Charles Bronson
Oh, I'm so pumped for this fight
Yeah, this is wild, man
I'm just curious
What changes Strickland's gonna make
To win more rounds
Well, he's gotta have to
Do you have to avoid the takedowns?
Does he grapple more?
Does he grapple less?
Grapple less
Or more?
Does he shoot for takedowns?
He said he thinks he's gonna piece him up
That's what he said
Which means on the feet
Jab, teep
A lot of jabs and teeps
I think you're gonna see
DDP wrestle more
I think he's gonna
I think DDP is
I think we can see some Strickland
Because remember
This is the same coach
That with Francis
Had him shoot more
Surprise everybody
Yeah, I think he's gonna
I think he's gonna do a lot of wrestling
That staff looks legit
That staff on his left arm
That looks legit
That looks like real staff to me
Yeah, that does
That's not good
Yeah, that looks like real staff
So he's probably on antibiotics
I gotta think so
And if he is
That's not good
Unless he said
Fuck it
Let's just go topical
I bet
And control it
Yeah, he might just control it
With topical
Yeah, you don't want to use that
Because you can
You can control it
With topical
It looks like it got dug out
A little bit
It looks like a pus
It looks like a big old giant zit
That's where they get scary
When they get big
Because you think
They're getting systemic
You know
They're getting your bloodstream
I got a boil
Oh, something called falunco
Or some shit
On my fucking collarbone
When I was in Brazil
Dude, that was the most disgusting
First of all
The mats were disgusting
Was it staff?
No, it wasn't staff
I think it's a
They call a boil here
Or something
Whatever it was
But it got really big
Like a big zit
And then
Finally
It comes to a head
And then at the end
You pull out a little piece of phlegm
It looked like a bullet wound
In the head
It was fucking
I had cancer on my back
They took out a squeamacelle
Oh, he outdid me there
We had to
We had to
He couldn't let you
I beat cancer
I beat cancer
You had a fucking little pus
I had cancer
I beat cancer
But it kept itching
And I was like
The fuck is
Why is this itching
And I went
And they took out a piece
And she called me
And she goes
You got a little squeamacelle
There, man
It was a while ago
They just gave me a cream
I got to put on my nose
You see this little mark here
What is it?
What is it?
It's like a little
Basil cell
The lady said
She's giving me some chemo cream
It's a basil cell maybe
Yeah, she goes
But I didn't want to
They said
I'll use it
I'll start it next week
I was supposed to start it a week ago
But
And then
Because it's supposed to get like crusty
And it's going to go all nasty
Don't fuck around with something
That doesn't
Like if it keeps bleeding
That's not
Well, she said
To go back to see her
After two weeks of using it
And she'll know
If she has to cut me
It's from the sun
I like the sun, man
The sun's good for you
Dude, I was laying out today
In the fucking back of my place
Yeah, it was nice out
It is good for you
All that bullshit about the sun being bad for you
Is nonsense
It's just
You shouldn't get overexposure
And get burned
Right
I don't believe in sunscreen
You're supposed to build up
Moderation
You get dark
Yeah, I don't use sunscreen
I never have
Even as a kid
Good for you
That shit's poison
Yeah, facts
I mean, they have some like natural sunscreens
But it looks like you're wearing blackface
Oh, no, no
Oh, no
What does natural sunscreen look like?
I'll take the sunburn
It looks like you're goth
You're a goth kid
Zinc cream, you know
Yeah, that's so white
You see parents lathering their kids up with them
Like, give them some sun
Yeah
They need to
Everyone's scared of sunburn
And everyone's scared of cancer
What's up, Jamie?
What's this?
You see this fucking mustache?
I give staph
I don't fucking get staph
Oh, okay
All right
That was his take on it
You see this fucking
I give staph
Strickland asked if he got a staph position
I give staph
I don't fucking get staph
Well, that means he has staph
Do you see what Strickland said?
At the press conference
He goes, you fight like a
Like you ride the short bus
Like a retard
Yeah
He does fight
And then Drickus goes
And you look like the one driving it
That's funny
But the problem with that
Is like the one driving it
Is a normal person
Yeah
Not a good car
I heard that
Not a great party
People liked it though
Yeah, they're dumb
They're dumb
They're not thinking logically
That didn't make sense
I'm fucking pumped
His coach is jacked
What do you think, Matt?
You know
I'm going with Strickland
I feel like Strickland's
Going to win by decision
But
Smart money's on DDP
You know why?
Because he adds in those takedowns
But he takes away those takedowns
And he puts a little more stank on it
I feel
Who knows how much that cut
Really bothered him
With that eye
Because he's making
I think he's an honest guy
And he's saying it
Fucked with him
You know
I'm sure it did
I have to say
I have to say
That Strickland stands
Pretty straight up
So he does seem open
For takedowns
And I'm surprised
He's hard to take down
I know
He's hard to take down
I'm surprised
He's fucking skillful
And he spars so much
I know
You know
He spars more than anybody
In the UFC
When they put that mouthpiece in
That registers
How many times you get hit
He gets hit less than anybody
Yeah
He's the best striking defense ever
Yeah, ever
That's why I love watching him
He's amazing
He's gonna
But deep
He's so big
I thought he won the first fight
He's a tough puzzle to solve
I thought he won the first fight
But I thought it was close
Dana thought he won the first fight too
Yeah
And again
He might have been compromised
With that eye
He definitely was
But I think
Also
I think Drickus is even better
Yeah
I think Drickus just keeps getting better
Yeah
He's got that belief in himself
Oh man
And he's huge
When I stand next to him
I can't believe he makes 185
I mean he literally
When in between fights
He looks like a heavyweight
He's so big
He looked like he was 240
Standing next to Bisbing
And Bisbing's 220
Well, he looked real thin
At the weigh-ins yesterday
And he looks like he filled in a lot
They interviewed him
Like pretty much right after
He got on the scales
Which I always think sucks
Yeah
Give the guy a few hours
You know
You're not allowed to do
IV
No, you're not
Why?
I don't know
I think he's stupid
Me too
I think he could mask
I got an IV today
It was awesome
I love IV
IV vitamins and zinc
Whenever I'm feeling kind of shitty
I get an IV, NAD, vitamins, zinc
Yeah, what about NAD?
They say NAD
Oh, it's great
It is?
Phenomenal
What do they say?
What do they say?
You have to shoot it first?
You have to shoot it into your body first?
No
You don't take it supplement wise
You shoot it
No
You can take NMN
Which helps build up it naturally
Right
It has kind of a similar effect
But I think IV, NAD is the most potent form of it
You take a lot of stuff
That's right, bitch
There you go
Feeling good
I like it
Feeling good at 85 years old
Not bad, buddy
When are you 58?
August
Yep
Is it going to feel weird when you say you're 60?
Because it felt weird when I was
50 felt a little weird
Dude, you're 50, bro
I'm fucking 50, bro
Fuck, you don't look good
Sorry, guys
I know you're approaching the other one
But I'm 50
You look good
I'm 57
I'll be 58
I don't think about it anymore
Because there's nothing I can do about it
All I think about is making sure my body works great
Yep
And as long as I stay up on the peptides
And the hormones
And train all the time
And constantly work out
Do a bunch of different things
Cattle bells
Cardio
Cold plunge
Sauna
Every day
All these different things
It stays working
But if you look at a 58 year old
From like the 1960s
They were dead, man
They were dead
It's a different thing
Like 58 is different than what it was
Bro, I'm sweating
I'm getting ready for this fight
I'm fucking fired up
I can't wait
I'm sweating
TDP has actually skinny legs
So a lot of his weights
Is his upper body
I don't know if they're skinny
I mean, comparatively
Comparatively
Fucking, uh
Pereira's ass
He's got more ass than Beyonce, man
That ass is on a different level
I don't know about that
Who?
Pereira, you mean?
I mean, Pereira
Oh, yeah, my God
Unbelievable
Bro, that's the scariest kickboxer
That's ever fought the sport
Oh, you fuck up one time
What is he?
No, no, no
Pereira
Oh, one shot
I think what he did to Strickland
Yeah
Greatest defensive fighter we've seen
Just one left hook
Starched him
Starched him
Tagged him a couple times to the chest
Got him reaching for it
Came over with that left hook
Night, night
For Izzy's legacy
It's nice he had that one time
It's nice
And the way he did it
The way he
And with the arrows at the end
He has
That's enough just to be like
All right
You know what
Oh, his legacy
I think with Alex
There's a difference between
MMA striking
Like the elite strikers
And then actual elite strikers
Right
He's an actual elite
Two-division glory world champion
Big, huge difference
But then there's that dude
Vahitov
That's now in MMA
Who beat him in glory
In his last fight
Close fight
Decision
Super controversial fight
But he won
And he landed more shots
Than Pereira
And he's got a style
That like doesn't leave
Any openings
He's like very technical
He's like a really good kickboxer
I don't know
What kind of a ground game
If anything he has
They got DDP listed at 6-1
He's not 6-2
He looks 6-2 to me
But those guys like that
That are Russian
Those Russian dudes
They learn wrestling
When they're fucking babies
Anyway
I guarantee that guy
Has some sort of a Sambo background
The shape he's in
Holy shit
He's as strong as fuck
Yeah Vahitov is interesting
Because I think he just fought
On Dana White's contender series
They signed him?
I think they signed him
He's just going to
See if that Artem Vahitov
If he fought on Dana White's contender series
He's just going to have a tough path
To get to Alex
Alex was catapulted to the front
Because Izzy was so dominant
So they sped him to the front
Right
It's going to be different
No it's different
Also it's different
Because Alex puts people
Into night-night land
And Vahitov
He won by TKO
Yeah he won by TKO
Vahitov is fucking good man
Super technical
Here we go
Let's fuck
Here we go
This is an insane way
To make a living
Oh my goodness
I fucking love it man
This is it
This is it
Here we go
Here we fucking go
Alright
Round one
Let's go
Look at that
I'm so curious
On the adjustments
They make
I think Sean
Fights one way man
Yeah
He's going to just do more of it
That's what it works
It's such a good way
It's such a good way
That jab is just so hard
To fuck with
Straight up
DDP did a lot of that
In that first fight too
That left switch kick
Beats up the arms a little bit
Yeah
They're getting the old
You know because even if you block it
Like that sucks
It's still causing damage
That sucks
I mean it sucks your calf
Imagine what it's doing to your forearm
I know
I mean so many times
Guys arms go numb
And you just don't know it
Because they're still moving around
It's not like a calf
Where you see them limping
I mean how much does that shit
Take out of your punching power
That kick
Yeah he was slick with that
He landed a lot of those
In the first fight
That's kind of sucks
He's just
He's a guy that
For whatever reason
Because the way he moves
People sleep on him
Yeah they don't give him
The respect
It's weird
He doesn't look like
Your conventional elite
Oh look at that
Sneaky
Question mark kick
He keeps throwing that
Up to the top
It's quick too
And he's got the endurance
To keep throwing him
And there's the low kick
Sean's really good
At checking his kicks
But he's not checking these
Well he does that same style
Of checking kicks
That Pereira does
Where he kind of
Yeah he hacky sacks
You know you turn that
Foot all the way up
Towards your knee
I love that jab
I love the jab man
Yeah man
He's so smooth man
But DDP's doing a smart thing
By attacking the legs
Really smart
Attacking the legs
And attacking the arm
With the switch kick
And then threatening
With the high kick
Ouch and ouch
It's just an investment
For later rounds
It's such an awkward
Way of moving
It's so weird
Like Robert Whitaker
And Izzy were talking about
And they're like
He's the best shit fighter ever
Yeah
But how do you say that
He's a world
How do you say he's a shit fighter
The guy's a fucking world champion
But it's just
It's awkward
But so effective
Like when he took out
Robert Whitaker
In the first round
I was like
My god
He's powerful athletic
Oh my god
He's so strong
He's just durable
He's durable as fucking
This is the old feeling out stage
And that
But that move
That he's doing
The high kick
Sean's moving back
That's interesting
Oh
Spinning back
Yeah
Well this is where
Sean fights at his best
But DDP is
By doing those
Switch kicks
And those low kicks
There he did the hacky sack
On that one
You have to stand in your grill
Look at Sean
Bop bop
That is a dangerous move
That left kick
Because it's sneaky
He didn't land it to the face
In the first fight
But he threatened with it
A bunch of times
If he can land that
That's a fucking fight changer
God
Sean's so hard to hit
He is man
So hard to hit clean
His instincts
And his timing
Because he spars so much
The DDP's being active
Out there man
Oh yeah
The DDP's winning the round
Well he's certainly
Landing more kicks
Yeah
Right
That's what matters
For the judges
Well damage matters
I mean if Sean
Can get off a one two
If he could do
Something significant
But right now
It's like
Just kind of touching him
And DDP's not
Letting him set up
Nope
He's not letting him
Get in a groove
Sean does not
Kick that much
You know
And when he kicks
It's very linear
He's got a really
Fucked up
Was it right leg
Yeah his quad
You don't have a quad
It's all fucked up
Really
He was just riding a motorcycle
On the countdown show
And fell down
Yeah
He's crazy
Yeah he fell down
He's crazy
I mean he's got a giant fight
Coming up
And he's still riding motorcycles
Nice
He was wrestling with guys
In Australia
On a beach
On a bridge
Throwing him into the water
Yeah
Doing backflips
I saw that
Yeah
It's an animal
He's getting outpointed right now
Only because he's not busy enough
Yeah DDP's winning this round
He's definitely more active
Oh there's that jab
Boy you hit DDP
He gets mad
Yeah he does
He goes bulldog mode on you
He's just gotta do something significant
Other than just touch him with the jab
Sean
Yeah
He really doesn't do much more than that
Well he's looking for them openings
And right
That low kick is so nice
That timing is so nice
Yeah this is
And I think DDP just keeps getting better too
That's the thing
And then as a champion
You know
I mean I think he's got even more confidence
Yeah I think DDP
He has a lot more growth
And adjustments to make
To beat Strictly
And the kicks are just a totally different element
Right
I mean it's a distance thing
It's a
You know
It's a power thing
You gotta kinda like
You can't fire back
When they're hitting you
You gotta really block them
And think about it
He hasn't even started grappling yet
Right
So that's still in the chamber
It's just
Sean is like mostly
Teeps
And then jab one too
But it's almost all straight at ya
Very few low kicks
This took place in the center
See it's all the teeps
He's doing a good job of avoiding those big bombs though
That are coming at him
He's so hard to hit man
He is but he's getting his legs chewed up man
That was the first round for the champion
If you're Strictly
You go back to the corner
Like bud we can't keep doing this
Yeah
You gotta take away those
Feelin' him out
Now here's the question
But you're down around
Is Strickland on antibiotics?
I mean that looks like a real fucking staph infection
I know Rockhold beat Weidman
He was on antibiotics
You know guys have won big fights
Like the Gracie one
Yeah but it's so hard to fight on that stuff
Your energy is drained
The worst
Oh it's horrible
I mean he's
Unless he's just keeping his energy for the later rounds
Matt is there a way to mitigate the effects of antibiotics
Have you ever heard of anything that the guys take?
Nah man I didn't hear anything
Like heavy probiotics
Is there anything that you can take that
I have no clue dude
I know Marab fought his first fight
When he was getting over something
And I still think he won and he got robbed
But I know it hits your heart
Either he's on it
I knew he just got over it
But I think it was the end of the game
He said that last fight
Marab had a horrible staph infection on his shin
Oh yeah
He had a bad problem
I broke my back
He's just feeling like
Rob you won
You won
Dude
One round DDP
Alright let's go
Let's go
Let's see what adjustments Strickland makes
I don't think he's going to make any adjustments
I think he's going to
He's got to be busy
Well he's got to make some adjustments
To deal with these kicks
He's going to lose five rounds
If he doesn't change
And DDP is going to start wrestling soon too
Because once Strickland starts committing
He's going to start shooting
DDP is so sneaky with that high kick
That's a nasty high kick man
And there's the low kick again
He checked that one
Yeah he checked it
He's got to get through that shell man
Sean's got to get a little loose
He's got to do something big
He needs to get on his bike
It's got to be frustrating
You can just do whatever you want to DDP
And he just absorbs it
There again
He's sneaking that kick in
He's got to get busier
See Strickland's doing a great job
Of avoiding a lot of shots
But he's just not doing much
Right
And DDP keeps chopping at the legs
It's not everything in a fight
But it's something
You know
It's like no head shots have been landed
Yeah in this fight
It's everything
It's all that's been landed
To the body
Again
He's catching his elbow
Yeah but still
That's horrible dude
It's some points though
Yeah
It's something
It's the most
Oh there's a right hand over the top
Needs a little more of that
Oh here we go
DDPs and start wrestling
Yeah I'm surprised
Yeah
I would imagine part of the game
Oh he's
Strickland's turning the gas
This is what we need
Strickland's hitting the gas now
We need this
He can't leave these rounds
In the hands of the judges
This is the second round already
Oh again
Checked it
I know but it's still
It's like
He's keeping him off balance
With all that shit
He's looking
Every time he goes to set up
Which he sets up with everybody
DDP is just constantly doing this
Low kick with the right coming
There it is
It's like he's constantly
Got these patterns
That he throws
In that stance
It's the switch
Switching up
Yeah
Oh there's a left hand
Oh he landed that left hand
He's coming forward
And that cut his lip
Yeah it did
Yeah because he's landing that
In the transitions
Of these
Oh there's a nice right hand
That was a nice counter
Nice right hand
Nice right hand
Oh yeah
Just no
Oh there it is
There we go
There it is
You gotta put yourself
A little on harm's way
To do harm
Yeah
Let's fucking go
That's a fast front check kick man
I mean
He needs to get DDP
To start engaging
In a boxing slugfest
Because he's
DDP is doing such a smart move
With mixing and all these kicks
Which fucks with everything
It fucks with your ability
To like time everything
Yeah
And you have to keep getting reset
You gotta keep reset
And every time you do it
He hits you again with it
Yeah he's not letting him get caught
Oh
Strickland's
Nice shot
Where's he bleeding from
Where's Strickland bleeding from
His lip
His mouth
He got caught
With that jab
He's having a way better round though
He's also
Much more aggressive
Yeah
Much more forward
This is it
This is it
Yeah sure
Let's go
America
America
He's getting in the zone now man
Man
Sean can just stand right there
And just
He can celebrate
In the Gulf of America
After this
Oh
Nice inside low kick
Those fucking kicks
Are a pain in the ass
They're a pain in the ass
Because he's constantly
Resetting you
Yeah
You know
Again
He's constantly reset
He never gives you a chance
There again
High kick
He's just
Again low kick
Yeah
And the fucking
It's a smart game plan
Until Sean shuts it out
He's just gonna keep
Well he can keep
He can keep doing this
He can keep doing this
He's spanking rounds
And it's gonna take Sean's legs away from him if he keeps doing it
I mean Sean as tough as he is
Can only take so many of those fucking kicks to the legs
He keeps throwing shit
He checked that out
He's constantly throwing shit
I know but even checking them around
They fucking blow
It's a bitch
They suck
Yep
Come on
Make it in
His left leg is all welted up
Make it ugly man
Gotta make it ugly
Yeah
He's gonna have to stop
Just sit on the outside
There's the jab
Right hand to the body
Nice
Fucking nice
There's another hard low kick man
These are hard kicks man
They're a bitch
It's part of you know
The game that Sean just doesn't do
It's interesting because he's so good
But it's like such a specific attack
But he's so good at it
Oh
Oh he snuck it in again
Yeah but he touched him with that
Grazed him
Look at that
I mean he's not getting clean with that
But it counts
It does count
Because Sean definitely doesn't want him
Kicking him in the face
Good
Ouch
That's a nice right hand
That's a nice right hand
Oh
Now they mix it up
Let's go
Let's go
Third fourth is gonna be interesting
Caught him there
It is crazy when you look at Sean's style
Like who fucking fights like this
Stands totally straight up
Does mostly front kicks
That's part of why he doesn't have as much power though
Yes
But it's also why he's so fucking hard to hit man
Hell yeah
He's great defense
It's best defense in
In the game
That's a
What do you think of that round?
Close
It was closer
It was closer
But he might have been more active
It seemed like he definitely landed more kicks
But Strickland landed a few good punches in that round at least
It was a better round for him
But now he's
Great condition
Look at that
Slip against right
He's 28 to 17
Shit
Wow
He's just more active
More active
So Strickland's down two rounds now
Yeah
Yeah
He's got it
I'm sure Nick Six letting him know
And DDP's going to keep doing it
Then once Strickland adjusts that
Then he starts
Who is the
Nick Six is such a great coach
It's the guy with the red hair
Yeah
Great coach
Forever said
Shama
Shama
He's Chama
There's that kick
There's a nice jab
Right hand over the top
Yeah
You gotta do some more of that
Slips that shit
Look at that
I think Sean just gets just out of the way
Yeah
The danger zone
It's just touching him
Great eyes
Like you can do this
Boom
Well he spars so much man
And there's something to be said for that
Yep
Something to be said for that
Because it's like the majority of his training is sparring
I think he spars without head care too
Yep
Because it's just
You know
Let's go
Let's go
Round three
Let's go
Strick is just constant with these kicks
And it's just like
It's such an obvious pattern too
He does it over and over again
He's
You see him trying to get into him now
Strick is going to have to take some chances here
Yeah
That was a good check
He checked with the other leg
He's got to get something off
And really win a round definitively
And push
Push a harder pace
Because this shit
Like
Strick is could do this from the outside
And he keeps having to reset
Oh
Nice
That little stutter step
See that little stutter step
He's
Yeah
He reaches so weird
He's in shape
Fucking
Drick is
Oh yeah
Check that one
Constantly throwing
He's more busy
That's for sure
Yeah
It's like
Sean is just not getting a chance
To get things off
Like the
The time
He's looking for the openings
They're just not there
But as it gets into the pace
If
I mean
Drick is is expending a lot of energy
Fighting like this
And Strick usually gets way stronger
Oh boy
There it goes
I like that
To the body too
More of that shit
More of that man
Yeah
More than one punch
More than two
Mix it up
What a crazy style
Yeah
Both of them
I mean
Very few round kicks
Just teeps
Reaching
A lot of jabs
Right hands
I could see Strickland doing the bad knuckle
Eventually
No
He could do it
I could see him doing that
Yeah
He'd probably want to do it too
Connor keeps talking about doing it
That might be the next time we see him
A good chance against Jeremy Stevens
Oh my god
Imagine that
Yeah
He probably said that if they had a lot of caffeine
Do you think we'll ever see Connor in the US
Caffeine
I don't know if Connor's ever going to fight again
He's worth so much money
Yeah
I don't think so
It's hard when the guy's worth that much money
And then when he got saucy
What's going to be scary with him
In his own life
Is when he's out of the limelight
Because I think he's a dude that likes the limelight
What's going to happen when he's an older fighter now
Or retired
Officially
No one's expecting him back
Now what
Right
Does he get crazy
Yeah
That's why he keeps teasing the fights
To stay in the news
100%
That was a good right hand there by Strickland
Let's go Sean
It's just DDP does not give you much chance to set up man
It's weird shit like that
Strickland just has to hope he kind of phases
I feel like he just needs to just
Make this uglier
Like he's got to get closer to him
It's just not his style
Oh
Did he catch that?
He got him a little bit with that
That spin
Just grazing him
He just
God
He's constantly
He never rests
And he's another guy who relies on his fitness too
Because
This is an exhausting style man
Oh wow
When you're walking that ring
And you're like
Alright five rounds
You know it's probably going five
It's all exploding
And like closing distance
That's a nice kick to the body
It's never stopping man
He just does not give Strickland a chance to reset
And Strickland's got to get something big off
Because this could be the round that makes it out of reach
Strickland seems a little bit
I want to see what happens
If he loses this round
He's going to have to be going for broke
Right because
This is the round that passes him
Like to a point where he can't win a decision
Yeah
Strickland comes on heavy in the fourth and fifth
But their last fight
Strickland didn't do much in the fourth and fifth
Yeah but so does Drickus
That's the problem
There it is
He's got to like do something
Put a stamp on this round
Like wobble over
Yeah he's got to put it on him
He's got to win this round
Oh nice
Nice spin
That elbow landed flush
I'm telling you man
Because he's unable to pressure him
He's still looking fresh
Oh
He caught him with the right hand there
Open it up a little now
It's just he's not getting a chance to get that offense off
It's very impressive
Just he never gives him a chance to set up
Always
I'm just surprised
Duplessis isn't going for like a
Singular
He doesn't need to
Yeah
Why would you
You're up three rounds
Yeah
Why would you risk it
And get more tired
Because he can do this for five rounds
Oh he clipped him there
There you go
That was a crazy like
Swinging right hand
He still has that in his back pocket
Oh look at that fucking kick though
It was a hard low kick
Yikes that kick is low and hard
There you go
There you go
There it is
There it is
And that's the round
Almost in the coach Callan
And that's the round
Gotcha
We worked on wrestling guys
Up to his feet
Sure
He doesn't do much of the takedowns
Because Sean gets back
But he scores for him
He's got to give it to him
There it is
Yeah Sean's got to throw some shit
He's got to really give it to him
Sean's down three rounds
Yeah he's down three rounds
And he knows it
He fucking knows it
That's rough
He seems a little lackadaisical
I wonder if it's the antibiotics
I wonder
Or is it DDB style
It's both
It's a problem
It might be both
Hard to
Yeah probably both
Probably combo both
I wonder what Nick's saying to him here
We got to open up
Take some chances
He's not taking
Sean's not taking any damage at all
It's just he's getting
His legs kicked
And he's just scoring
No he's losing the fight
Yeah
He's saying you got to push
Here we see
If I'm
Yeah
All right
He says boom
Good right hand by Sean
Boom
Oh he caught him with that
He got him with that one
Look at his elbow
Boom
Yeah
But he caught him with his like back of his arm
That was nice
Yeah
Instead of the flush elbow
He's got to get
He looks a little
He's got to get going
He's a little tired actually there
Yeah it could be the pace
But it could be the fucking antibiotics too
Yeah we're not going to know if he'll land him
Yeah
Nice kick to the body again
Yeah it's a pain in the ass
It's a front foot kick though
Mm-hmm
So it's not as powerful
But
Yeah but it's landing
Doesn't matter Brian
He's scored right
He's losing rounds
Yeah
Oh I like that
To the chinny chin chin
Like that
To the chinny chin chin chin
That was nice
Come on Sean A
He's got to put it on him though
He's got to really put it on him this round
Yeah
He doesn't seem to be
Falling up that right hand
But it's tough to put it on him
Because fucking DDP is so dangerous
Well you don't want to get in a slugfest with DDP
Yeah but you kind of have to
It's like the other choice
Is you stay back and you lose a fourth round
Now you're down 4-0
At a certain point you've got to throw caution
To the win man
If you want the win
You've got to say fucking
Listen
You want to hurt him
You're going to be there to get hurt
But you're going to have to take that chance
Yeah
Otherwise you're just going to
It's going to go this route
Because what we're doing now
Is not working
Yeah
It is a pain
Because every time you come close
You get kicked in the stomach
It's just the conditioning
Oh nice right hand
The conditioning to fight like this
Oh he hurt him
He hurt him
He hurt him
He did hurt him
And he hurt him
And he break his nose
The bridge of the nose
Yeah
He's trying to fix it
Yeah Sean's trying to fix his nose
It looks like he's trying to straighten it out
Damn it
Yeah
That sucks
His nose is broken
He smells it too
He must have felt it too
Maybe when he punched him
I don't know man
But all of a sudden
It's getting weird
Look at that nose
That nose is a mess
That's not good
It's like it's painted red
Oh
Who knows what the fuck he felt
This is big
Oh my god
He's leaking
This is a big round for the champ
Oh right hand
Another one
Oh
Man they say
Damage doesn't
Oh fuck
Drikus is such a fucking bulldog dude
Drikus is smelling blood now
But you got to be careful
Can't breathe
Broken nose
Fuck this
It's a rough fucking game
Strickland's defense
So fucking good
Still good
Still good
Duplicy is just wild
He can't touch that nose
Reckless
I mean he sees him
With his nose like this
He's a little tired
Of course
Come on Sean
Look at this style
But the thing is
He never stops coming at you like this
Even though he's fucking
Dog tired
He's so game
Oh man
This is a nail biter
It's like he has these patterns
That he sets up with
Oh shit
Man
Big breaths by DDP
Well Sean's nose is destroyed
Yeah
If he touches him there one more time
Fuck that
It's fucked
Oh nice right hand by Sean
Yeah Sean since he busted his nose
Is doing way better
He kind of said fuck it
Now he's sitting more in the pocket
Oh he's got to
Oh he tagged him again
He's got to realize
That's what he's got to worry about
He's in trouble
I mean he's down
This is like four rounds
Yep
Wow
More significant damage done too
Man
It's like that Rory McDonald nose that time
Oh
I couldn't see
Oh the Rory went
That's what he said
So he went
The face was pale
With Robbie Lola
He was never really the same
No
Never
Oh right hand
Right hand by Drickus
That was a big one
Can't breathe
Fuck this
Shit
You must be like
Just fuck
These aren't
Right hand
It doesn't feel like
Fight ending punches
Woo
Drickus is so wild
Look at this
Just exploding
Man
The guy's got such
Fucking cardio
For a guy who explodes
Like this
It's so impressive
That he can hold up
This pace
Deep into the fourth
Cause he always looks like
He's in the
Like at the brink
Of slowing down
And it never happens
Oh my goodness
Jesus Christ
Man dude
40 more seconds
Is it his
Oh right hand
He's rolling with it
But still
God Drickus is just
Swinging for the fences
With every punch
I feel like
Ever since Drickus
He's hurt his nose
He's getting a little sloppy
He's trying to zero in
Wow he just can't get hit
There again
You know
I mean it's destroyed
And he really hasn't
Been able to hurt him
He hasn't done one thing
That really rocked him
There's nothing significant
By Strickland
Like you have to
Even if he does
The fucking windmill
On the next round
He's gotta do something man
He's gotta throw some shit
He's gotta stop him
He's down four rounds
He's gotta stop him
Down four rounds
Look at his nose
Oh my god
Look at his nose dude
It's shattered
That's what he tried to do
You saw him trying to
Push it back into place
Oh my god
It's shattered
That's rough man
Fuck
Dude
Jesus Christ
Oh look at that
Boom
Oh my goodness
It's crazy
That he had to touch it
That's crazy
I think he said
He reset it
Yeah he goes
I said it
I said it
Yeah but that's how crazy
That punch was
Gotta take chances
It's fucking a coaching
Push that
Push that
All or nothing
Go out on your shield
That's the only thing
You can tell him
Hey listen
I know he's a 220 pound
South African
World class fighter
Take chances
Get crazy
Yeah
Get crazy
Good luck
Oh hey
Before you go out there
You got a broken nose
Have fun
He reset it
He's probably had his nose
Broken in many fights
Oh yeah
He keeps touching it though
Which is not good
It might be like
Moving around
He might feel
Feel the bones
Moving around
Oh man
I'm DDP
I'm shooting some
Takedowns here
There we go
That's exhausting too
And he can't hold them down
True
You know
He might say
Fuck it
This is working
Sean's gotta really
Hit the gas
He's gotta really
Hit the gas
He's gotta let
Everything out of here
Yeah he's gotta push it
Throw even at the
Wide punches
Just throw
But he's so
Responsible defensively
It's hard for him
To just enter
When he knows
He's open
I know the fan base
Is gonna hate on
DDP
Because they're gonna say
It's not exciting
Dude he's dominated
Oh this is
Exciting as fuck
It's been a one side show
This is exciting as fuck
The fans that don't like this
Are not fans
They're just
People who want blood
Technical
Yeah it's a good fight man
It's like his strategy
He's so smart
He chops at the legs
Constantly
He constantly does that
Catch them off balance
Switch kick to the body
And then to the head
He's landed the bigger shots
For sure
There's another one
Bigger shots
Pressing the action
Yeah and he's not
Letting Sean set up
Sean always wants
To move forward
And set up
And he's just
Constantly chop at the leg
Do we know
Hamzat's cage side
Because I'm sure
He'd jump in the ring
Because that's next
For sure
Yeah that's next
Yeah that's next
It's another spin
Two spins in a row
I'm really excited
Oh the Hamzat
That'd be wild
He's not changing
The way he fucking fights
No
And I mean
Can Drick has stopped
That take down
Can Hamzat
Fuck around
In the third
Fourth fifth round
Right
Because this guy
It's so compelling
This guy's so
Fucking game
I mean he's always there
In the fight
I was impressed
With Whitaker
Keeping his calm
Until he got his face
Crushed
I'm like look
He's keeping his calm
And then he got
His whole teeth broken
Yeah it's rough man
Apparently he had a weak
Jaw anyway
Like that area
He'd broken it a few times
I guess
No I thought it was an injury
His teeth were fucked up
Oh really
Yeah
He was born
Yeah he was born
Something with his
Bottom teeth
So he's had a few
Of them replaced before
Hopefully they did a good job
This time
He's got a new grill now
Screwed him in deep
Alright Sean does not
Have much here
He's not showing anything
That can end the fight
I mean he's really
Got to open up
But he doesn't want
To get KO'd
Tough with that broken nose
Yeah
I mean this is how he fights
Right he fights responsible
He's not gonna like
Go reckless
No it's just not in his
No his whole DNA
Oh
He tried for a guillotine
Imagine he got a fucking
Yellow DNA
That'd be hilarious
That'd be great
It's just not in his DNA
Sean's got an underrated
Ground game
Is he a black
I don't think he's a black
He's a black belt
Yes
Yes he is
From who
I don't know
Man it's just
This is the way
It's gonna go though
Yeah
Yeah
You know
You gotta realize
You're not
Also it's like
This is the last round
2.15 to go
And this has been
Most of the fight
Like this
That's it
Just make a decision
Just throw
Yeah
And you can't wait
Cause you wanna try
To take this guy out
Like you gotta get this
Go
But the thing is
Like he just hit him
Again on that nose
I know
And he's feeling it man
It's gotta suck
Oh it sucks
Look
He hit it again
It's fucking pouring blood
And now he's only breathing
Out of his mouth
So he's got his mouth open
It affects your cardio
Like a motherfucker
Oh
Took that kick to the body
That was a hard kick
Drakus is just on him man
Yeah
Well
Hands up
Crazy fight
Yep
Kick to the body again
And then as soon as strong
Once he gets something going
Out of range
Reset
Now it's like
You're already
Like fucked up
So you might as well
Just fucking
Just throw
Yeah
Yeah but it's like
It's so hard for him
To just open up
And put himself in danger
It's not in his nature
And he's got a fucked up nose
Yeah listen
It's always easier
When I sit
And I get it
But
No it's way easier
When you're fighting
Yeah
You're wrong
Oh
Head kick
He got a minute left though
To make something happen
You know
Or else
We're all fucked up
Like if this was flipped
And he'd tell DDP
Hey you gotta get him out of there
He's coming out like a fucking
South African great white
You know
Yeah
Cause that's in his nature
You gotta throw caution
To the wind now man
Against your nature or not
40 seconds
Oh another kick to the body
Yeah he just outclassed Strickland
I mean Strickland needs something
Real big
30 seconds to go
Dude this fight's over
Les Francis
Oh right hand
Nice
Unless he tags in Francis and God
Oh
10 seconds left
Even then
Even then
Oh no Francis
I would have loved to have seen
Alex at middleweight
Against DDP
That would have been very interesting
Alex and
So he's gonna fight
Hamzat
Then you get Alex at 205
That's the fight
And then DDP
DDP's not become a superstar
Off this fight
But he beats Hamzat
Now we're cooking with gas
That was an ass whooping
Technical ass whooping
I wonder if there's more to it
I wonder if there was something
It didn't look like the normal Strickland
Yeah
Yeah but DDP fought real well man
Yeah I'm not taking it away from him
He did but Strickland didn't have that gas
Usually he has
Well he might have had staff
He might have had staff
Yeah we never know
You know but
You're wrong at that one
I was wrong at that one
Rough night for Americans
The smart money was on DDP
But I have to go with Sean
Is it Kamzat versus
Drakis next
Yeah
Because even in the press conference
DDP goes
I wish I was fighting
Hamzat this weekend
But this'll do
Did we ever see him fight
A really good grappler
Hamzat?
No not Kamzat
Oh no
No we haven't seen DDP
Fight anybody
That level
But Hamzat's the highest level
In the sport
But even wrestlers
I don't remember seeing him
Who's he fought
That's really looking to put him down
We never seen him off his back
Boom
It was that big right hand
That changed everything
There's a nice elbow
That's a spinning elbow
This one right here
Boom
That was the game changer
I mean
Look at his eyes
That changed the whole fight
Rolled his head back
Draklar was never the same
If that broke his head
That's fucking rough man
Such a smart strategy Matt
There's that high kick
To the face
Ouch
But he's still
Very good at taking
You know
Getting hit
He gave him a lot
To look at
What are you saying
He didn't take as much damage
But that nose
Look at his fucking face
Yeah yeah yeah
That one
You mean Sean
Didn't take as much damage
No he took damage
He got hit more in this fight
Than I think any fight
Other than Pereira
He's able
He's still able to
Kind of like
It was one big push
That fucked things up
He got beat up
He got beat up
He got beat up
One good shot to his face
It's fucked up
I'll tell you
Drakis
Looks great
What kind of
What kind of
He's got a
That's an operation
Right
I mean he's got to
Now get it all
Fucking
Set
Yeah clear
Unanimous decision
So they probably
Gave Strickland
The fourth round
Yeah
Yep
Drakis
Two plus C
Ladies and gentlemen
He's a problem
He's wild
He's a tough puzzle
To figure out
He's a tough puzzle
He's a tough puzzle
To figure out
Very tough fight
To figure out
Big fucker
For 185 too
That's a big fucker
I want to see that fight
Man they did a
Fucking great job
Of setting up
Throwing that low kick
Switch kick to the body
Kept that pace up
For the entire five
Crank that shit up
I'm gonna hear what he says
Nice guy
Classy
He's a class act
Classy
Class act
Yeah
You said you would not
For it to take down
You got won this fight
You won this fight
Striking
Did you know
That you'd be able
To do that
Being that Sean Strickland
Is such a downstrike
Yeah
That was my game plan
I said
When he made the fact
About that striking
I knew
That
There's a chance
He's gonna
He's gonna
Red strike
Wrestle me
But
Obviously the man
Doesn't do mental warfare
He wants to spread about it
He wants to stay in the bank
And I was willing
To get that
I tried to force
Him to make it
A wrestling fight
And then I can engage
I got that takedown
I didn't plan it
But it was there
I took it
And
Since
I made the
Achilles
Quote
Of making facts
I said
There are no facts
Between lions and men
This is another one
From Achilles
And since he's standing
Across the axi
Of the aftergon
Is there no one else
Is there no one else
He's talking to Hamzat
You're talking to
Alec Pereira
Oh wow
Ooh
That's gonna be a different game
Oh yeah
That's a night night
When you get touched game
Yeah
It's a very different game
Yeah
We'll see
He's using
Fucking wrestling then
Probably get tased
He always said
His coach tases them
They tase them
They tase them
And when they do something wrong
They tase them
Really?
Oh yeah
His coach has one of those
Fucking police things
Jesus Christ
Get arrested in America
That sucks
He just said
I'll probably get tased
That fight wasn't close fellas
Nope
He keeps getting better
He's got his endurance
He can't even stop talking
Look at this guy
I want to hear what Sean has to say
We do
I hope he doesn't bring up the staff
You can't right
You gotta talk about that tomorrow
Too soon
I hate when fighters do that
That's when they say too soon
Yeah
Talk about that tomorrow
Maybe DC asks him
I would definitely ask him
Was that staff
Were you on antibiotics
That would have been
Probably my first questions
If you ask it
It's fine
He's like yeah
I would have said
Was there anything surprising
About this fight
But I don't
Dealing with staff
But
That's not the reason I lost
All credit to DDP
Right
Let the fans talk
But is that staff
I'll make this quick
I'll make this quick
Let me take you for a sec
Hey
I fucking love you guys man
I broke when that fucker broke my nose
I was like oh that doesn't fucking feel right
Popped it back in place
I can't buy any for you
The Dutchman is a bad motherfucker
He kicked my ass
Very square
Drops a hand
Stanked her by her bro
DC
I'm leaving
But hey you guys
I fucking love you guys
You fuel me
And I would break my nose
For you fuckers
Any day in the week
All right
Well
It's a good night fellas
Good night
It's a good night
I had a good time
Well let's start
Are you going to teaching a jiu-jitsu class now
Or are we going to wait a little bit
I do
I just showed it
I need to stretch a little bit
Oh Brian
All right
Oh man
Good times
That was fun
Thanks for having me
Do you feel a little down
A little down
When Sean got beat up
Everybody here was kind of rooting for him
I thought it'd be more competitive
Very impressive
He's not going to beat that guy
Jimmy you know what
Beat me in the picks
A little fucker
Did he
I think he picked
Both
But now it's crazy
It's like
I thought Robert Whittaker
Was going to give him problems
With that style
I really did
I thought Robert Whittaker
With his leaping in style
And he's like
Very light on his feet
Fast as shit
I thought he was going to give him problems
And DDP shut that shit down
And then
Fucked him up
Caught him with that right hook
See
I would give DDP
The advantage over Hamzat right now
Not to bet on him
It's hard to say
Because we don't know
What happened to Hamzat
There's so many question marks
We don't know
Hamzat just shoots from like
15 feet away
And gets a hold of your leg
But I look at the
He didn't do that to Kamaru Usman
He didn't do it to Gilbert Burns
We go in the third
Fourth and fifth
He gave Usman
For the first three rounds
A nightmare
He was
Yeah
He was
Taking him down
But he couldn't finish him
That's true
That's an older Usman
That's true
That's not a vintage Usman
Who was
In their prime
He was taking him down
Decisively
Who was Hamzat
Last minute replacement
Was Usman
Who was Hamzat
And they put in
That's right
And then they put in
Kevin Holland
That would have been horrible
That would have been bad
That would have been horrible
UFC was like
We're getting backlash
That would have been
We're getting some backlash
Here
Kevin you down
He's like I guess
That would have been crazy
Styles make fights
And you've never seen
Drake's fight
Of a good wrestler
And Kamzat's one of the best
And you gotta think
His endurance is probably
Gonna be better at 85
Than it was at 70
Because of the cut
Yeah
For Hamzat
85 is really where
He should have been all along
But again
He gassed out against Usman
That was at 85
Usman went up to 85
Usman's a world champion
You know
In the third round
Usman did what a world champion does
He rallied
And then Usman's
Fucking dangerous
Standing up
He's still landing some good shots
And he's bigger
And you look at Gilbert too
Gilbert weathered the storm
And then he gave him hell off
Dana White confirms
Hamzat Shammai was next
That's for the fight
Before the fight
I wonder where that is
That's gotta be Vegas
I'll tell you
Hamzat?
No that's gonna be in Saudi Arabia
You think so?
I think he's got a UAE passport now
I think he gets it to America
Trump
Yeah
Yeah
I think he gets it to America now
I mean it's not like
Like share a bullet
Probably never gonna fight in America
You can't let a one-eyed fighter
You can't have one-eyed fighter
Apparently the UAE
Is having a problem with it too
Yeah
What do you mean?
Be cool man
United Arab Emirates
Yeah
Like when he fights in Abu Dhabi
They're like
Yeah
You only got one eye
It's kind of crazy
But they still let him do it
They let him do it in Saudi Arabia
You know
Yeah true
He's the captain now
I'm very curious
I like that
Bro
What a fight they can make
Puzzle MVP is
What a puzzle
Yeah
I mean
Sean Bullitt just couldn't do nothing to him
But even on the feet
Ian Gary was getting lit up too
Yeah
Ian Gary had to wrestle
He just had to wrestle
Ian Gary impressed me
Even with his loss with
Shotcut
Oh yeah
He was the closest to ending it
Great
And he's well-rounded
Great fight
Oh Ian Gary would be a champion
Oh yeah
And you need to fight like that
Super close fight
I mean
You know the biggest disappointment this year?
The arm on Saruqian pulling out the day of the fight
Do we know what the fuck happened there?
Back seized up
Weight cut
I mean you gotta think
How much
I think weight cut
How much is that guy cutting?
To get to 55?
And how juicy
I'm saying he's on PD's
I'm saying juicy
Like how much muscle
A lot
And then he cut all that weight
He's 5'7 though right
He's really short
He's probably 5'8
And he probably walks around 190
Jacked
I mean he's thick
You see him off season
He's fucking thick
And you're not getting that fight
He's back in the line now
There's no way
That's a back issue
You think it's a weight issue?
Yeah
I think he said something
Is a way of doing it
Number one lightweight
Armand Suga
And Michael Chandler
Are negotiators for a fight in Miami
Oh shit
It's a tough fight for Chandler
He resumed training
Is nearly 100% after a back injury
Forced amount of fight
I think it's just the weight
I think you cut that much weight
Your muscles just cramped the fuck up
And he couldn't move
That's what was happening at Khabib
Remember
He missed a lot
Tony Ferguson
Kept getting fucked up
With his kidneys
And all the weight cut
Just think about how much weight that is
That you're draining out of your body
Like Sorokian's probably getting
At least 25 jugs of water
Out of his body
25 one pound jugs of water
And he's not a fat big guy
Yeah
Think about like a 16 ounce
Like a Pepsi
He's getting 25 of those
Out of his muscles
That's crazy
I think he's gotta be 180
He looks big man
He's so
And do you see how fucking mobile
That guy is?
When he's doing all his different
Like
Mobility exercises
He's so flexible
I don't think so
I think it's all the weight cut
I think it's a weight cut issue
Yeah
155 was hard for me to get to too
It was fucking
Isn't it the worst part of the sport?
Is the weight cut
That they do that
24 hours before a cage fight?
It's so crazy
Oh shit man
Well now this guy's
Fucking
At 170
That are like
Six foot five
I would've been really up to date
They would've been holding my head
I would've been
Who's that guy that
Joaquin Buckley beat?
He had to take him down
He was beating him up on top
A big fucking tall dude
Who was
Huge
It was a dangerous fight
For Joaquin
At 170
He's guys big for 170
Like real tall
Super tall
It looked awkward
Tall and long
I didn't know they had a mouthpiece
That guy
Rizboev
Oh yeah that's right
That guy's good dude
I'm telling you
Buckley at
Six foot five
Six foot five
170
No I had to belt it that way
I'm five six
What would that look like?
Buckley's probably 5'10
That's crazy
Isn't that crazy?
Six five
You're flipping around
It's my height
You've got a big head
Buckley did a fucking amazing job
In that fight
How did he lose that fight?
Was it a decision?
Or did he
Do you know what?
Yeah
Decision unanimous
Did you ever find out
Why Zabit
Just stopped fighting
He was so good
Yeah I don't know man
He was so good
God he was good
He looked like a world champion
But he became a doctor
Or something right?
Maybe he decided
Fuck it
I think he did become a doctor
Did he have doctors
Or a nurse?
He's like a gay lord fucker
Hey
I think he's a doctor
I think he's a nurse
Not a transgender
Nurse have to go through
Some
Like a real doctor
Did he fight at 45?
He was like 6'2
Or something
Yeah
Yeah he was tall as fuck
Mark Henry says
He's the best fighter he's ever seen
Yeah he said he's a
100% world champion
In the training
He had a good sparring
With uh
With fucking Aljo
At Longo
Really?
Yeah
And he throws wild shit man
He was
That guy was good
He had it all
Wrestling
Striking
Everything man
Yeah
Everything
Super technical
Yeah
Now he's Dr. Zabit
No Dr. Zabit
Maybe he decided
This is not for me
Fuck it
You know
He's probably a smart guy
Yeah
He's gonna be a doctor
Other options
Yeah
I mean how's it end?
Also if you're a doctor
You really know
What's going on
Of your brain
Correct
And you keep sparring
I kept thinking about that
The more we learn
I keep looking at that shit
And the more we learn
I'm just like
Ten five years from now
When you have
Some kind of an AI mouthpiece
And they're just
Able to fucking correlate
How much damage
When is the comeback
Zabit
Oh
No he always does this
No he just stays in shape
Really?
Are you sure?
Yeah
Break silence
With an impressive training clip
Let's see what his training clip
Looks like
Let's see
Oh
Throwing a lot of kicks
It could just be
Just being in shape man
Yeah probably
Who knows
I don't know
Maybe he's fucking
It looks like he's fucking
Training again
Yeah he does
Look at it
Man
I hope he comes back
Dude
He was wild to watch
Yep
He was wild
Did he ever lose?
Not in the UFC
I don't know if he had
Any defeats in his career
Amazing
Did Zabit have any defeats
In his career young Jamie?
Phenomenal
Look at Dean Thomas
With the plaid shirt on
Oh dude
Every time you look
You see Dean Thomas
Everywhere
He's great
He's got the sharpest clothes
When he's at the UFC
Sometimes we have to comment
On his clothes
He loves to be busy
That guy
What did Zabit?
Earlier in his career
Not in the UFC
Oh earlier in his career
But he kind of went out on top
Yeah
I mean
Who knows
He might not have stopped
He might not have stopped
Yeah
He's supposed to be
It was him and Tatiana Suarez
It was supposed to be the what if
2019 was his last fight
That's crazy
That's six years ago
That's a long time ago
That's six fucking years ago
Years ago
He's not coming back
If he did
It wouldn't be good
Yeah
At what point in time
Do you say Connor's never coming back?
Is it now?
Right now?
Yeah
You see him like
I don't know
Dude he's got more money than God
He loves the attention
So I mean
He likes the spotlight
But are you going to go through a camp
And go fight in the fucking cage
Just for attention
Also what's going on
With that left leg?
Oh shit
I mean Chris fought again
He did
Yeah
He did
I mean
Late in his career
Too
Late in his career
I don't think anybody's ever come back
From that injury
He looks healthy though
I mean Connor
I mean he looks healthy
He just looks like he's out of his fucking mind
That injury is really
It's the worst
It's the worst
I don't know if anybody's ever come back
And been the same
I think Connor would fight
If he wasn't getting the attention
From BKFC
And doing all that wild shit
If that went away
There's a PFL heavyweight
That snapped his shin
And came back
And fought well
I think
But he did it when he was younger
Yeah
I seen that before
It was in MMA
I seen it in kickboxing
And it always just made me like
Oh for worse
You ever see
Gokhan Saki
And Tyrone Spong
That one
I'm going to say yes
Because you want to show it
No no no
Tyrone Spong
Just hit him right below the knee
And it just snapped
Like a twig
Just like Chris
Dude
Just like Anderson
I remember Longo telling me
He goes
Oh look at Sean's nose
Oh my goodness
Longo was telling me
That he was
Chris was killing the pads
That they
In the back
Before they went out
He's like
He was legs
He's a hard kick
Chris
Yeah
Well the sound
My friend
My friend was at
Fucking LAX
And a woman
With her husband
Stepped off
And a fucking giant
My fucking truck
One of those
Black Ubrax
Escalade
Ran over her foot
Right
Now watch
She was a little heavy
So it hit her
And she went like that
And it got her
So my buddy
Strong guy
Picked her up
And he goes
Brian
I go
And he goes
Her foot came off
I go
And he goes
Her foot came off
I go
What are you talking about
So she fainted
In his arms
And her foot was there
So he picked her fucking foot up
Oh my god
It ripped off
And he said
He put it in her lap
And he goes
You're going to be okay
You're going to be
He's talking to her the whole time
The guy turned out
To be really wealthy
And my friend
They took him to the hospital
And all that
And I guess
They saved her foot
Apparently
They sewed it back on
I guess
Oh my god
Because he kept in touch with them
And he said her foot
I guess they
Can't be normal
What happened to that guy
Her foot came off
What about the nerves
Lorena Bobbitt
That cut his dick off
She didn't use her foot a lot
What happened to that
Did that guy ever get his dick rolling again
That guy started doing porn
I heard
Frankenweenie or something
Right
They sewed it back on
But that is the fucking craziest thing
Imagine that
Usually you'd be the skin
Would be hanging off
Because her foot
Fell off
Was off
She had
She had a long dress on
I guess
She was a big girl
Big girl
Big girl
But her foot fucking came off
Oh my god
It was like
It was on the grass
Hold on
Is Dean Thomas wearing makeup?
No
They just had a close up on
They put a little bit on you
Look at Gilbert
Yeah he looks like a girl too
Yeah it is Gilbert
They always force you to wear that makeup
I don't wear shit
They always try to get me with the power
They don't want you to be oily
That's why
So what
I don't know
To me it was always so offensive
To wear makeup
While dudes whole faces
Are hanging off
That's why
You know
Imagine
Imagine if you're stepping in there
And Irene Aldana
Remember that fight
Went in the sphere
Where it was like a hatchet wound
Imagine if I had makeup on
And I was interviewing her
You want to even touch me
That was the craziest thing
She looked
I've never seen a head like that
Irene Aldana
No
I felt bad
She was trying to cover it
With a towel and stuff
She was like
No you look fine
She's such a great home
Oh shit
In her prime
She was a monster
Oh my god
She was a monster
That fucking division man
That 115 pound women's division
Woo
There's some banger fights
In that division
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
Maybe the best division
In the sport
For women
In terms of wild fights
100%
Not a lot
Not much competes with that
What made you bring up
Fiona Davis by the way
You just watched that the other day
Yeah
Well my friend Jake
Was talking to me about it
And then I watched it
He said dude
She just ran over
Mackenzie Dern
I was like
Really?
Like that's impressive
And then I watched it
Last night on YouTube
Jiu-jitsu's good
I had it down
She did a seminar
At my place too
How about that hip toss too?
Oh it was beautiful
Oh my god
She has judo background
Right
That's what it is
She has a judo background too
But yeah
And she's
You know
I think Mackenzie's
So good in jiu-jitsu
That she thinks
She could
Not thinks
But she's good at
Squirming at her stuff
And everything
But ooh
She had that
She locked her up tight
And that top pressure
Was nasty
Ooh
So technical
So good
She's got very good jiu-jitsu
That girl
It's like jiu-jitsu
Like as just a sport
As you know
Like you look at the highest
Of highest level guys
Right now
It's so exciting
And now that like CGI
Like Craig Jones
Invitational
Is giving out a million bucks
The Frutolum twins
Are unbelievable
Oh my god
They're so good
Fuck
That's one thing
That I really like
About 1FC
You know
They had all those
Just straight up grappling matches
Like Mikey
Remember Mikey
He tapped that dude's
Ripped that dude's knee apart
And wouldn't tap
Remember that dude
He just kept
Ripping it apart
And you know
His knee's gone
It's gone
And he won't tap
And it's just
Rip
Crack
Pop
And Mikey was like
It was disgusting
Like why'd you make me do that to you
Now Mikey's signed with the UFC
Right
Yep
Not for fighting
No for just for
Fight pass
Those fight pass
Invitational
Which is great
That they're doing that
It's great
His guard is the craziest thing
I've ever seen in my life
Mikey's
I've never seen it
It's so funny
There's so many tournaments
Now more than ever
But I still enjoy watching it used
In MMA
More than anything
Jiu-jitsu
Oh fuck yeah
Oh yeah
That's what I love
Yeah
I mean that Damian Maia
Versus Ben Askren fight
Oh my god
Jake Shields
Versus Damian Maia
You know one of the biggest
Travesties of all time
What's that?
When they took Damian Maia
Off of Kamaru Usman's back
Oh 100%
100%
Oh
All that
That arm was just stopping him
From taking a full
And he can't hold that forever
He can't hold that forever
They separated that
Oh I mean the stink about that
It was infuriating
He could have been a champion
He had Kamaru Usman
He had that left hook over the top
Early on the fight
Dry
And he's basically taking his back
And Kamaru's in deep water
And Kamaru's only loss
Up until that point
Was his first fight
Rear naked choke
Fuck
And it was time in the round
And it's Damian Maia
Yeah
Who's like one of the greatest
Stranglers of all time
He's gonna strangle you
He's on your back
It's gonna happen
He was one of the greatest
Stranglers of all time
I mean just phenomenal jiu-jitsu
His fight versus Ben Askren
Was fun
Because it was both
It was almost like a throwback
Where one guy's using
Because standing up
They both kind of null if
They both didn't do too much
But one guy's using
Ashikrami sweeps
Uma Plata reversals
Pure jiu-jitsu
And then you got Ben Askren
Using all his
He's doing the big take
Takedowns
So it was just such a
Style versus style
Type fight
You know
Great fight
It gives you an idea
It gives you an appreciation
For how good Gordon Ryan is
Like all these amazing guys
So like
What are the big fights
That are coming up next
Like what do we got
Alex
So we don't know what's going to happen
Like that lightweight now
I hope
As crazy as it sounds
I hope Ilya goes up to 55
I really do
To fight Makachev
Volkanovsky
Diego Lopez
45
I'll take that
Ilya goes up to 55
Fuck
I don't care if he only defended the title one time or didn't
Agree
Who cares
You want Ilya to fight Makachev
Let's go
Let's fucking go
Face a couple of those guys first
Like you just said
Yeah be nice
But also who cares
Let's go
Let's fucking go
That's if you want to make the big fight for July
You want to make that big fight in July
Is it the Volkanovsky rematch
I don't know
I think Volkanovsky
People want to probably see him win one
Or he gets KO'd by Islam in the first fight
He gets KO'd by Islam in the second fight
Yeah I don't see him fight up here
You want to see him
You want to see him fight
You know
Well he gets
Excuse me
He gets beaten by Islam in the first fight
He gets KO'd in the second fight
And then he gets KO'd by Ilya
So two KO losses in a row
In one decision
Kind of
Even though he's a legend
You kind of want to see him
Beat a contender
Get a win yeah
Maybe
And Diego Lopez needs one more win
I mean I wouldn't hate a rematch
No I'll take it
I wouldn't hate a rematch
It's like must see TV
No one's asking for it
It's one of those ones where I hope Alex is 100%
And I want to see it
He should be
But he shouldn't have fought him back quickly
After getting KO'd by Islam
Terrible idea
Three months
Four months later
Took a shot
And so
He took a shot
So if you want to do a big July card
You would do
You could do that
Makachev
Hamzat versus Drikus
Hamzat
DDP
Jon Jones
And
Aspinall
That would be the greatest card of all time
That would be so sick
That would be the greatest card of all time
Fuck
Can you imagine
Drikus
Two guys go up
Drikus goes up
Ilya goes up
Drikus versus
But then again
Look
Ankalaya is tough
That ain't a gimme
That ain't a gimme
That's a tough fight
Super tough
I mean Ankalaya's wrestling is going to be a problem for Alex
He's not really a wrestler
He's not really a wrestler
He's more of a striker
He said he's going to knock him out standing
That's what he says
Until he feels that fucking
Oh look at that
110 110
Even fight
Dan Hooker
Justin Cage
He's going to be wild
That is going to be wild
What is this
What days is this
Is March
Yes
March
Let me see what else is on that card
Oh my goodness
Mauricio Rufi
And King Green
Rufi's nasty
That guy's good
Rufi is nasty
He's fucking good
Man
That's a great fight
That's a great fucking fight
Nice
I like it
That's another one
That just falls short
Is that Alex Moreno
He's fucking good
He's fucking good
Sometimes he gets a couple stumbles
But another guy
He reminds me of Matthews
A little bit
Where he's got the really good stand up
And he's got
I like his jiu jitsu a lot too
Some good fight nights
Cannoneer and Rodriguez
That's a good fight
Oh my god
I like that little style
Bro, Cejudo and Song Yudong
Is a tough fight for Cejudo
Song Yudong is fucking dangerous, man
I thought Cejudo
That guy's good
When is that?
He was, but he can't
He wants to come back
He can't
He's got to get back
February 22nd
That fucking juice
Oh, that is real soon
Brendan Allen
Ooh, that's a good card
That Gene Silva's nasty
Yes
Donna Cruz is out
He retired
Yeah, he ripped his shoulder apart
Poor Curtis Blades
Oh, that sucks for Dominic
He always had some problems
With health
Barbosa's still fighting
Still fighting
Yeah, man
He's fucking still good, too
That's what's crazy
How about Ricky Simone
Still in the heat
All right
Let's wrap this up
Bring it home
Fun times
Matt Serra
Matt Serra
Thank you very much
For joining us
Thanks, man
Beautiful to have you, brother
I appreciate the invite, man
Always good to see you, my friend
Matt Serra channel on YouTube
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