Fight Companion - August 17, 2024

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Tony Hinchcliffe

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Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He's also the co-host, along with Brian Redban, of the podcast and live YouTube show "Kill Tony." https://tonyhinchcliffe.com/

Brendan Schaub

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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com

Brian Simpson

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Brian Simpson is a comedian, writer, host of the “Bottom of the Barrel” comedy show at The Comedy Mothership, and his own podcast, “BS with Brian Simpson.” His most recent special, “Live from The Comedy Mothership,” is streaming on Netflix. https://www.netflix.com/title/81684893 https://www.youtube.com/@bswithbriansimpson https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com

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0:00Flyweight title talk to PRIDE nostalgia and Yoel Romero stories
9:56Continuation: Don Frye, Russian toughness, and live fight commentary (Leech vs. Carlos Prates) plus MMA scoring and matchmaking talk
19:56Continuation: Fight commentary to animal tangents (The Leech fight, Chimaev at 170, praying mantises, and NYC rats)

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it's working like why can't we just hear brendan talk about hitler

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yeah okay we up yep okay we're up ladies and gentlemen so sorry there was a bit

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of an issue

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um so we're just talking about steve ursig and how good he looked against pantoja

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and i was saying

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some people thought he won but to your point that last round might have been

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the yeah i thought the

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last round was a decider i thought it was super close though and you know he

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looked awesome he but

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just pantoja is just such a veteran he knows how to win and he pulled it off he

0:35

pulled it off in the

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last round but uh that ursig kid man for that being his first world title fight

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his how many fights has

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he had in the ufc like four how many how many fights has steve ursig had the

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the crazy thing is about

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flyweight it's like flyweight and heavyweight if you come in and you are a

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fucking beast you move up

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the ladder quick not a lot of 125 pound dudes not a lot of 265 pound dudes so

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if you can get elite

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like think about guys like that are state that stay in the top 10 in the heavyweight

1:07

division

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like losses that would take you out of the mix in the 155 division that you you

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stay in the mix

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the only one that catapulted is your boy uh umar nagamadov

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oh umar so good man so look at this he's only had three fights in the ufc

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before he fights pantoja

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for the world title that's amazing and by the way looks so good especially in

1:32

the matt schnell fight

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fuck that dude looked good and all four of those fights happened within one

1:37

year yeah it fought

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quick june november which is great if you stay healthy because it was a unanimous

1:43

decision one uh

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yes it was a unanimous which is wild but no no no that's not wild i think it

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was correct i think it

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was correct i think it was close it was close but i like when the guy wins the

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last round i think it

1:54

means i mean i'm an old school guy right i like pride rules i like that i think

1:58

their theory of scoring is

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school yard theory but that's not the game i get it that's true too but it is

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also fighting

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school yard theory is real like if a guy's on top of you and the teachers break

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it up that guy beat

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your ass i'm with you but that ain't the sport we're watching i know i know but

2:15

that's a real thing

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i know this is not scientific or technical or look i'm an i'm a martial artist

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i think i'm a purist

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i think the best style should win which is why i don't think people should get

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stood up

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i don't think i think there's a lot of things that just like shouldn't happen

2:30

that happen in the sport

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but i i'm a pretty i'm pretty much a purist i only want to know what the works

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you know yeah

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yeah but but you would be you would be open to if they made the third round or

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fifth round of a fight

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count more it's just gotta feel right perfectly i was saying this the other day

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i think they shouldn't

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let the judges they should only let the judges watch the last round the pride

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rules that's wild

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the pride rules they treated it like a fight fight like in a fight fight the

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end of the fight is

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worth more than the beginning of the fight no doubt you know because the guys

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have been fighting for

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a long time who's winning at the end and i'm and i'm with it especially when i

3:08

went bankrupt

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very good call very good what he's doing on this one but i think they went

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bankrupt because of shady

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business whatever you tell yourself dude i think it was some yakuza stuff wasn't

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it yeah a lot of that

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yeah but it was i'm with you it was great bro but i don't think it went bad

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because they judged it badly

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because dude those fights were amazing also wasn't the didn't the ufc just

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start to become

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what it is oh it wasn't even what it is no pride was before you see pride was

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huge before the ufc was

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huge yes but the ufc was not as big pride in japan would get 80 000 people in

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an arena tokyo dome

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like watch dude these shows were insane people would walk out who was it what

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was that one fighter the

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brazilian cat that got burnt because he walked out they hit him with the pyrotechnics

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was it akuna

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it was early i don't know what you're talking about pyrotechnics like the super

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ball it might not

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have been pride it might have been one of those other organizations i know what

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you're talking about

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they got burnt yeah it was one of those organizations in japan and this dude

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this cat comes out and gets

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cooked and michael jackson and he was good man they up his body like he had

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like third degree burns over

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like half his body fights toughen up and you know he had with no loss yeah joe

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hill de olivera

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yeah set on fire in pride i mean that guy was good man he was good who knows

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how bad that sets

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back your career they'd light you on fire doesn't help get done after that i

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don't know man but i would

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imagine you've it's like significant things to overcome your skin's all burnt

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up what do you do going

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forward you go get fire safety talks well i think they had to pay him off they

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had to give him some

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but i also remember in pride like those fights were epic the talent was insane

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worldwide but here's

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the thing zero drug testing matter of fact yes let's go i'm with you i'm with

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you so they actually

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encouraged steroids oh yeah 100 you get a better product ensign anyway told us

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on the podcast in

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specific it has in capital letters we do not test for steroids rampage

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tell you that too oh you told me yeah yeah dude it's just they were wild and

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they put on the best

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shows and they had some of the most amazing fights ever and i think the most

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talent stacked heavyweight

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division that has ever existed if you want to think about the prime of pride

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heavyweight you have no

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gara over you have mark coleman you have oveream you have crow cop you have fedor

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god wouldn't it be dope what a murderer's role if ufc had like a like a 40 and

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up division where they

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don't test nah man ain't nobody trying to see that bro it's like a master's

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division yeah you only want

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so much brain damage then you just gotta opt out the smart guys opt out you don't

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you're already gonna

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struggle you're already gonna struggle don't you don't want to give you getting

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beat up continuously until

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you're dead some people do you're right so i feel like you should be able to

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ride horses some some

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people built like that you're gonna have to tranquilize romero yeah they're

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gonna have yeah

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he's doing bare knuckle yeah yeah that's where they go here's the thing about

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yoel though

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for whatever reason yoel has the capacity to compete at an elite level deep

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into his 40s

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naturally because he's a mutant he's a freak of freaks do you want to talk it's

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everything man

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the neck is crazy but you know the neck is all surgically repaired right you

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know that

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he's like robocop right bro he's like the neck is one piece it's like a rod

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yeah there's a rod

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you'll remember they had this next he had d-ball in this baby bottle yeah bro

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his dad's a stingray

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that's why his neck's like they fucking abracadabra that guy they did some

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stuff with that guy they're

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looking at a stingray like yeah let's do this just there's just ears to

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shoulders i know people have

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heard me tell the story but i'm going to tell again because it's so crazy the ufc

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took him to a doctor

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and the the doctor said where'd you get this guy and they they go yeah he's

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amazing right they go no

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he's got a different structure they said the tendons in his eyes are three

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times larger than a normal

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persons they said he's already healing he had a fractured orbital they're like

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he's already

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healing he's like wolverine also we don't even know if he's 40. he's from cuba

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he might be 70.

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when he was sitting in that chair bro there's only there's a couple moments in

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doing podcasts where

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i got like reasonably uncomfortable really because i was in the room with

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someone who could just

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just has this ability just crush you at any moment yeah it was him and tyson tyson

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the second time i did the

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podcast with him when he's getting ready to fight roy jones totally different tyson

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first tyson was

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like this mellow hippie almost like he was this dude who's like true not

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working out yeah he was

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just i don't want to work out i just want to be cool second one was like hyped

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up tyson i was like

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whoa you see him hit the bullseyes with the darts the other day blindfolded

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crazy

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bro that guy would kill you but there has to be a part of you joe with with tyson

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at least if

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hits the fan you're a black belt i'll get his ankle he's giving some trouble

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with yoel there's nothing you have

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nothing there's nothing you can do i can't even help you i mean if i'm if you're

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really lucky tyson's

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got a bad knee you know if you're really lucky your only hope is to catch a nagging

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injury yeah yeah

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your only hope your only collapses on himself you've seen him hit pads he's

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still you up

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he'll still you up but the yoel romero thing is different like yoel was

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explaining how he grew up in

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cuba and about how he went through their their wrestling program and he was

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talking about how if you were the

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elite you ate three times a day but if you were below that you ate twice a day

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yeah and he was intent and

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he goes and you're working out with all these animals like with their only way

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to make their life

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better is through athletic achievement they gotta win and these guys are just

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warriors and they're going

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at it every day and yoel looked at me he goes and it makes you on my jean

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i was like oh shit i'm good that mean when you're talking to a real machine

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like one of the most elite

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wrestlers to ever compete in mma a freak athlete you look at some of yoel's

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knockouts like look at that

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knockout to weidman that flying knee with weidman the luke rockhold he knocks

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him out and then he kisses

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him freak bro he's a he was a freak freak and for that guy to explain like what

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he went through as a

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person to get to be the guy he is now which is why he's so calm when he gets in

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there man and still

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competing with a fused neck or whatever fused yeah so he got to swing his whole

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body yeah but his neck

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doesn't it doesn't move around like an action figure but i think it might help

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him take a shot yes because

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derek brunson hit him with a switch kick once i mean just blasted him in the

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neck and he just walked

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that off like it was nothing because the whole right because the whole thing's

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fused and then it's like

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a necklace in football his traps begin at the top of his head that brought guys

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like a flying squirrel yep

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so that that's like the freak of freaks when that guy says something you're

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like and it makes you

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i'm a jean then you got some kid in calabasas talking about wrestling in the olympics

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i'm like good luck

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good luck you had a soft life you ate ring dings and ho-hos and get three

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hot meals it's like you have to you have to win for dinner bro i'm gonna start

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taking my kids meals

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you get breakfast and lunch and dinner's a toss-up i remember don fry was on um

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inside mma once i love

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that show it was a great show i loved that were you ever on there yeah yeah i

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did it a couple of times

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i did once where i was explaining a back take from quarter mount sick it was

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like me and boss rootin did like a

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technique thing where i showed him how to do that it's called samurai you know

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that one when you

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slip around behind a guy you can get his back yeah yeah you're on top yeah um

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but so uh don fry

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is on inside mma and he starts saying he goes the russians are the last real

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men left

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see if you can find it see if you can find it it's amazing because don fry who's

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like the

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manliest man of all time with his crazy cowboy mustache old school he goes them

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russians are the

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last real men left kenny oh coming up later this month against mo lual does

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that surprise you that

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fedor decided to skip the ufc and go strike force way no not at all you gotta

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you know go where you're

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happy and go where you're most comfortable and go for the money and that's got

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to be the deal with

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fedor right i mean because he he owns m1 he is m1 basically i'll tell you the russians

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don't like

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being told what to do especially by some pansy you know god damn russians are

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last men on the

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planet you know everybody in the u.s been feminized so bad we all be carrying a

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purse and high heels

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you know and there's the last man we need a putin where's our putin you know we

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need someone who's

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going to kick ass and not run around apologizing for it this guy's great was

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like uh we need we need

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don fry today right keep that same energy right now don fry run for president

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don fries he's all fused

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up too oh yeah he's got a bunch of back i'd love to see john c reilly play him

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in his life story

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that imagine a comedy version he would have to get he'd have to wear a rubber

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suit saucy yeah he'd have

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to yeah yeah that's it he'd have to hit the he'd have to get jack my fight

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because don fry at one

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point in time remember when he got jack my fight and he was like 230 235 fujita

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just oh yeah don fry was a

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fucking statue he was a michelangelo statue you know yeah we need more that takiyama

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fight was one of the

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craziest fights in all of history oh yeah stand in front of each other punch

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each other in the face

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like come let's play that how many times oh the fights are about to happen the

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leech he said like

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three years here we go that's the lead first round the the time on screen is 455

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454 453 452

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all right so this is this carlos pretas yeah and uh leech he's taking what two

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years is this that

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dude that smoked cigarettes is this that nasty dude that he he just landed a

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vicious knee knockout in his

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last fight and he smoked cigarettes is this that that's what i'm thinking about

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right you're talking about

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the asian guy no the uh the brazilian cat yeah and he's the favorite yeah well

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yeah this kid in the black

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the kid in the black shorts he's good dude he's good i watch what he's he's he's

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nasty i'm pretty

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sure this is the dude i really have to apologize if i'm wrong but i'm pretty

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sure this is the dude

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is that him yeah there he is smoking cigarettes yeah he's like i'm a fighter i'm

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not an athlete

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he goes i'm a fighter this dude smokes he's been smoking since he was like 14

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or something but the most

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important thing is like he's nasty he knows how to people up and he's got

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really good timing man

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he's a real fighter but back back to your point see i think most first rounds

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go like this

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just the feeling up here why why winning this round why should that count some

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don't it's the exact same

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because some don't brian so what do you do it doesn't you know you're you're

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right like

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there's there's a bunch of different factors involved in fighting i think one

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of the problems is the

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scoring system the must system yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i think that's that's

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our primary problem

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because i think it's a borrowed system that deals with a one-dimensional sport

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it's a very

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complicated sport but it's one dimension meaning punching right it's

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complicated i'm not dismissing

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boxing i think you don't ever see boxing at the level you've seen world

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championship fights like a

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lomachenko you never see that level of boxing in the ufc and you probably never

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will i don't think

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it's possible to achieve that level unless you're only doing that thing correct

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impossible yeah

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because you don't you can't even do that if guys are trying to take you down

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all the time you won't

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develop your skill set the same way if you're training mma the same way you get

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a few freak athletes you

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get your roy jones juniors that can do that nobody else can do but for the most

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part there's too much

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to focus on in mma yeah boxers hands are way better correct they're just they're

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always going to be way

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better like you can't you can't deny that no there's not enough hours in the

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day to get to that elite

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level i mean look at francis dedicated his life to boxing for what two three

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years yeah yeah it's a

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different thing well also like the joshua fighting joshua had the opportunity

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to watch him fight and

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figure out patterns but that's how it should go right like right right if you

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would have knocked out

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joshua in 30 seconds i'm like oh don't you think like joshua is the more

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dangerous guy to fight second

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100 yeah because he's got that lethal one punch sleeper power knockout artist

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gold medalist fast as

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fuck fast as fuck dude that right hand that he cracked francis with i was like

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oh lord i'm missing

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this fight huh yeah this kid's nasty man i forget who he fought in his last

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fight but i was i was

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watching it while i was listening to music and working out so i wasn't

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completely paying attention

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to like what the commentators were saying but i was watching the kid's movement

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i was like damn

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this kid moves good and dana's announced some fucking beastie fights lately

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yeah man i'm really

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excited about khalil roundtree although the purist in me is like what about on

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kalayev

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on kalayev should be next for the title right i mean clearly yeah i i hear a

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clue's won five in a row

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and that light heavyweight right for sure but and clive also had a draw right

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he had the lot like he

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hasn't been that exciting and i get it the purist goes well it doesn't matter

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if it's exciting if he's

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winning you gotta give him a title shot i know jamal hill posted he was mad bro

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jamal was mad because uh

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khalil had failed a uh a drug examination but they knew exactly what that was

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about it was about

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something that's very it's very it's dhea it doesn't help it doesn't help your

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performance at

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all it's just a banned substance yes and it's an accidental ingestion it's not

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something

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that you would get any benefit from uh if he tested hot for like deca and they

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had a minitana fight

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he informed them the moment he found out his had dhea in it and they only gave

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him a two

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month suspension so he didn't do anything wrong and he didn't benefit from it

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there's a bunch of stuff

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that's banned i don't know why it's a lot but but also i i think too just for alex

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like this is his

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story right like they need a main event and clive is already paired up so khalil's

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won five in a row

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he's ready to go who's that fighting next racket oh that's right when is that

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fight

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oh the other left hand dude i'm telling you man and the leech is good dude the

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leech is getting pieced up

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his head like a rottweilers bro this dude look at that knee to the body man

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this dude's good man

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he's good and he's got good head movement too when punches are coming his way

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he's he slips like right

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there look he slips away from and counters in the danger zone you know he gets

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in the danger zone

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he had the leech in some trouble he's gonna take a punch though so this will be

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a fun fight

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bro you remember when hamzah just picked him up and took him over to dana white

18:03

bro and he's like

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i have five five tiner those were those were the days those were the days who

18:09

was the guy recently

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that like he broke like the longest losing streak charles bennett that was just

18:15

recently oh crazy

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horse yeah crazy horse felony you can't call him crazy horse oh it's felony now

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yeah because i was

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commentating his event and yeah bro we're old school he's always been crazy i

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was like what's up crazy

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horse he's like it's felony i'm like all right man come on man it's like bobby

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green you call him king

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green oh bobby it's like it's felony because it's a crime i keep losing all

18:35

these fights hey bro i was

18:37

super impressed with patty pimblett super impressive really yes bobby green can

18:42

fight hell yeah bobby

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green can fight the pros pro he was in trouble on the feet he was getting his

18:48

legs kicked out from under

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him on the feet you know patty pimblett put on a clinic in that fight how good

18:53

it is it was just such a

18:54

perfect yeah he looked great and he gained 40 pounds since then he said bro he's

18:59

so crazy how does he do

19:00

that he's like crazy he just goes nuts but the point is like in that fight like

19:04

yeah you shouldn't do

19:05

that i would say don't do that but also but also the kind of guy that would eat

19:11

40 pounds and stick his

19:12

belly out that's a wild motherfucker and that wildness with discipline like

19:18

when he's in camp could be a

19:20

perfect storm it's a great storm it's like john jones the guy it's a little bit

19:24

of that yeah a

19:25

little bit that crazy but but john is disciplined it it's tough because with

19:30

patty like he's getting

19:32

away with it right now and yeah he beat bobby who's ranked whatever 11 but at a

19:35

certain level you're

19:36

gonna have to stop doing that when you get to the top five like i don't know if

19:40

that's gonna fly

19:41

you know what i'm saying like you got to tighten it up at some point right now

19:44

he's having fun doing his

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thing he's not fighting like the creme de la creme but haven't people been

19:48

criticizing daddy this whole

19:49

time of course he's a fraud or yeah of course well yeah but they always say

19:54

that with people that are

19:56

you know when they're more when they're more famous than their well yeah but

20:00

also he like like straight

20:01

up dude in in liverpool they call him the fifth beetle he can't walk down the

20:06

street i worked with

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him in san diego even san diego i was like damn they know you out here like

20:09

shut the street down

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he's so famous and wasn't ranked so a lot of other fighters have animosity so

20:15

the fans hate him because

20:17

they think he hasn't earned it that dude was whooping ass out in england like

20:21

destroying he was

20:22

making more money not fighting the ufc he took a pay cut to fight in the ufc he

20:25

was headlining events

20:27

out there selling out arenas and finally his manager was like yo man you got to

20:30

compete in the ufc

20:32

and he's like why i'm making money he's like it's just if you want to be the

20:35

best we got to do

20:36

this even when you take a pay cut so that's why he went over i don't know if

20:39

you guys caught this

20:41

in between rounds but the leech has a blonde asian female corner man what's

20:47

that supposed to mean

20:48

telling him what to do so he's about to get knocked out how dare you what if

20:52

she's like a k1 champion no

20:54

that's the lady that was a that was that was trump's secret service lady

20:57

remember her yeah that hit behind

20:59

fumbling with the gun yeah that was a mess she might be i thought she was gonna

21:02

shoot herself i'm like if

21:03

imagine if she shoots herself in the hip that lady was like a bird panic

21:08

putting that gun away

21:10

bro are we in a movie or is this real life i need to know someone changed the

21:15

movie i need to know

21:16

because like if it is a movie boy the writing is amazing yeah like if this is a

21:21

simulation what a

21:23

great simulation it's crazy all of it's crazy happy to be on the cast i mean

21:29

slap fighting what

21:33

everything everything president kamala all the things all the things

21:37

fucking save the sharks what the are we doing what are we doing we're saving

21:44

sharks the shark

21:45

shouldn't we kill the sharks is that a thing yeah podcast talking about the

21:50

sharks oh my god right

21:51

didn't it change the way you think about sharks no i've dude i'm not thinking i've

21:55

always said that

21:56

i've always said this because they're like you know you're more likely to die

21:59

in a car crash and get

22:00

eaten by a shark i'm like now if i swim in the ocean every day to work yeah no

22:04

you're way more likely to

22:05

get eaten oh land carlos is lighting the leech up but what i liked about when i

22:09

watched this guy fight

22:11

is his uh management of distance like he's always in the right spot to counter

22:15

you and he sneaks out of

22:16

stuff like real nice he uses his range really well and he's got real good

22:20

timing right like he knows what

22:22

you're capable of doing when you're moving forward you know some guys get

22:25

caught up in like the anxiety

22:27

of exchanges sometimes and they misjudge and miscalculate timing and distance

22:32

and when a guy's

22:33

really good at calculating time it's timing and distance when something's

22:36

coming at him that's a

22:37

that's a special talent yeah connor when he fought eddie alvarez perfect

22:41

example of it perfect

22:43

mastery of timing there it is i know exactly what you can do i'll let your your

22:48

punch touch me and then

22:49

bing anderson silva stefan bomb yeah i think connor and eddie alvarez is the

22:54

best one ever i really

22:55

do this is it this that cowboy one with rick story oh my god that combination

23:01

the mortal combat combo oh my

23:04

god incredible oh well no he's hurt he's hurt and he has such a big head that

23:09

he's hurt away and also

23:11

that guy oh that's it oh my god that's it i'll tell you this carlos he kept

23:15

trying to dodge with

23:16

it just his head he was hurt his head's he was hurt no yeah no he was hurt you

23:20

got to understand

23:20

once a guy gets lit like that like your legs aren't moving good you don't know

23:24

your reaction

23:24

timing slower yeah you're confused right now he's thinking i shouldn't have

23:29

hired a blonde asian woman

23:34

also i gotta be i'm always i gotta be careful because around with you i'll be

23:39

in the same room

23:39

with one of these motherfuckers i'll be like remember that you said man you

23:43

laughed when tony and

23:44

shop made that joke yeah yeah you don't want to some some dudes get like very

23:48

sensitive yeah you don't

23:49

want that he's still out you don't want that oh yeah he got rocked dude he got

23:53

rocked that guy he just

23:54

is very good crazy thing was that his head movement was incredible the whole

23:58

time that guy's just so

24:00

accurate and with his head like you were saying carlos is look at that one two

24:04

man that's beautiful

24:05

i'm telling you man this kid his timing it's really good and you've got to

24:10

understand that a guy like

24:11

this is just going to get better and better with world-class competition so the

24:15

leech you know the

24:16

leech has been you know top 25 guy for a while right he's been yeah and he's

24:20

been out two years

24:21

yeah like what the highest you would imagine the leech would be ranked 15.

24:27

maybe right he's in that

24:28

yeah so yeah it's a world-class fighter it's a world-class fighter and this

24:34

dude just pieced him

24:35

up he's not he's not the best in the division but he's representative of a

24:39

really elite mma

24:41

professional fighter it's a it's a great uh feathering dude's cap yeah like

24:44

that's a great

24:45

step for his career like this is how it should go this is what this also leech

24:49

might must sound

24:50

badass in mandarin because it's a shitty english nickname right uh i think it's

24:54

because he's such a good

24:55

grappler he clings onto you like a leech is that it that's my guess i don't

24:59

think he's that good of a

25:00

grappler or because he sucks right like hamzah just yeah i'm sorry like in molly

25:05

welcome in jujitsu

25:06

would you say yeah he's a second degree black belt i think so where'd you come

25:10

up with that i think i

25:11

it's rare your second degree that's why i'm suspect that's why i got skeptical

25:15

hippo eyes it's possible

25:17

i mean it depends on who look at that rank jujitsu black belt yeah it might

25:21

very well be i'm a big uh

25:22

fight fan look at that young tony nails it um he for sure is really good you

25:28

know real good grappler

25:29

but hamzah just ragdolled him but hamzah's a freak man how about especially at

25:33

170. hamzah's driving

25:36

me nuts a he's never making 170 again so let's not why not because you can't

25:40

make the weight he's

25:41

fighting but when he does he but when he does he's a praying mantis eating wasps

25:48

yeah you ever see that

25:50

is that is that gordon rinds yeah yeah that's gordon that's gordon's belt he's

25:55

competing you ever see a

25:56

praying mantis eating a wasp hell yeah yeah i watched a thousand of those

25:59

yeah i've seen a thousand videos of praying mantis eating other things praying

26:03

mantis eats the male

26:04

praying mantis that's kind of what he was like yeah he fucked him up when hamzah

26:08

was like grabbing a

26:09

hold of people at 170 he was he was kind of like a praying mantis that was

26:12

eating other bugs he was

26:13

fucking dudes up yeah but he can't make the weight he's too unreliable he just

26:17

needs to be a little bit

26:18

more disciplined bro bro 170 he's almost unstoppable even when gilbert caught

26:24

him gilbert caught him on

26:25

the noggin multiple times and dropped him remember yep that was a wake-up car

26:29

we still kept

26:30

going like that guy never stopped coming that's why i'm excited even though he

26:34

got clipped and hurt look

26:35

at this here's they're eating wasps they're so slow they're not slow dude they

26:40

catch hummingbirds

26:43

you never seen a praying mantis catch a hummingbird no no son oh let's go so it's

26:48

the nuttiest thing so

26:49

they sit over those water feeders where the hummingbirds come and they just sit

26:54

there and when the the

26:55

hummingbirds fuck up and they don't realize that that's a murderous assassin

26:58

waiting for them watch

27:00

this snatch that's your ass bitch damn they're fucking strong bro they're crazy

27:05

strong they're strong like

27:07

something that's a hundred times bigger than it is got him in the umoplata

27:11

it's not a question of the bird getting away the bird's never going to get away

27:15

oh this person

27:15

just knocked the the guy's a douchebag yeah you're a circle of life yeah that's

27:20

a person who

27:21

is like he values he values birds over insects that's a white dude that voted

27:25

for kamala all

27:26

he did was just make that species of bird dumber the dumb bird deserves to die

27:29

right good point

27:30

that's evolution evolution yeah yeah but the thing is it's like why do we

27:34

prefer they're both alien to

27:36

us if you saw a bird without its feathers like what the is that thing right

27:40

like what are those things

27:42

it's just they look pretty because they have feathers why do we why do we like

27:45

the insects less than we

27:47

like the birds because they're not cute i guess right close they're kind of

27:51

cute no weird no i mean i

27:52

put it like this you ever met somebody that like loves spiders they're never

27:57

normal people like you

27:58

no like a dude who has snakes right right out of here you don't have snakes you

28:03

got a monster that you feed

28:04

yeah it's like oh look it's my little buddy that thing doesn't give a if you

28:09

live

28:09

or die that's a goddamn reptile a slithery monster i think we're pro we're

28:14

programmed to like cute

28:16

shit yeah that's disney too yeah if you like snakes if you're like a snake

28:20

person you like to live with

28:21

snakes and you i mean maybe you're cool you think i mean i'm open-minded i'm

28:26

open-minded i'm willing to

28:28

maybe accept maybe but if you have like goth makeup on and like like platform

28:34

shoes and you have snakes and

28:36

your best friend's a python yeah whatever you're weirdo what happened i was in

28:41

new york walking around

28:44

new york last week i saw rats that were in my weight class i mean absolutely

28:51

just like oh look at that

28:52

trash bag over there and it just starts running away bro i saw one in new

28:56

jersey once i'll never

28:58

forget this we were coming up to this pool hall and as we're walking from the

29:02

parking lot to the door

29:03

i see this rat that's by this dumpster that's the size of a cat god it was so

29:08

big man it was like no

29:09

bullshit that big that big and standing up on its hind legs yep like bearing

29:16

its teeth at us and i was in

29:18

a hot panic i was like dude yep what if that attacks us this is crazy there was

29:23

literally one that looked

29:24

like a fucking kangaroo a kangaroo it was up on its back legs running like that

29:30

and they know they can

29:31

scare you off especially the bigger ones why don't we think they cute hey

29:34

mammals oh but we like squirrels

29:37

we love squirrels but people think squirrels are cute but squirrels are just

29:39

rats rats with fancy

29:40

coats just cute a rat a rat is a is hairs on its tail away from being adorable

29:45

yeah the squirrels have

29:46

fluffy tail privilege right yeah it's fluffy tail privilege don't don't rats

29:50

don't they find some

29:51

rats like in new york they have like the black plague on them and oh yeah they

29:54

have a bunch of

29:54

shit bro there's a documentary on uh netflix rats you ever watch that

29:58

documentary yeah there's more

29:59

rats than humans well it's not just that it's like they test them for all these

30:03

crazy diseases all over

30:04

the country all over the country they find these rats they test them but just

30:07

plague they have old

30:08

horrible ancient diseases to wipe out mankind same thing did i ever tell you my

30:14

rat story when i lived

30:16

in uh encino so i live encino so i lived in encino and uh i uh i was renting

30:22

this house and uh it had a

30:24

garage and that's where i put my garbage out before uh i would put it outside

30:28

in the morning so i'd you know

30:30

open my door put my garbage out and then i heard a bunch of rattling around and

30:35

i heard snap and i go

30:38

out there and this big fucking rat big rat got caught in the rat trap i was

30:42

like whoa but i was

30:44

tired i didn't want to deal with this fucking rat so i went to sleep and i said

30:48

i'll deal with it in the

30:49

morning i'll throw it out and i got up in the morning i go out to the garage

30:52

and there's a skeleton

30:53

i mean not even a skeleton there's like almost nothing left except a tail they

30:58

ate him the other

30:59

rats the other rats ate them savage oh i mean they must have eaten them

31:03

immediately they must have just

31:05

started eating them immediately like instant cannibalism and here i am i'm

31:10

renting a four-bedroom

31:13

house in the hills on a television show and i'm watching national geographic

31:18

play out in my garage

31:20

with animals eating their kin after they get tricked and just biting on peanut

31:27

butter and get their

31:29

fucking neck snapped you're like well i guess we gotta eat harry i'm just i'm

31:32

just imagining the the the

31:34

rats like trying their last time to free him and they're like we can't get you

31:37

out chuck bro i don't

31:38

think there was any trying to bring out the seasoning no no guys wait a minute

31:41

man

31:42

it was it was it was eerie man it was eerie because it was like i knew at that

31:51

moment that i'm

31:52

sharing i'm pretending that i'm in this house right i'm pretending i'm

31:56

separated from the natural world

31:59

but i'm not i'm not i'm in this i'm just i'm this really porous house where

32:04

things can get in and they

32:06

burrow in they live amongst you and they hide from you when you're around oh

32:10

that's one's eating the

32:11

other one oh no their brains that is feasting on the brains of their dead

32:16

friend oh that's that's

32:18

why i don't want to some rats man people have pet rats you don't see squirrels

32:22

doing that but here's

32:23

the thing man if you don't feed people they do the same thing like it's like it's

32:26

wild things it's

32:28

things that are living a hard life for survival yeah like if you feed rats they

32:32

don't do that like if you

32:33

have a rat like sanctuary you know where you have a whole room that's filled

32:37

with rats and they have

32:38

plenty of food they're like hey what's up you can come up to them pick them up

32:41

friends they're not

32:42

going to cannibalize each other yeah but every time i hear stories like that i

32:46

need to know like

32:47

are those suburban rats or those rats from the streets i think it's just rats

32:53

rats are adaptable just like

32:56

pigs are and people are that's what i think rats are super adaptable right yeah

33:01

super rats and roaches

33:03

yeah gangster super but rats are weird and they they get the younger rats to

33:08

check the stuff that's

33:10

right when there's poison the food they're like hey if you're hungry go try

33:12

that yeah they let the

33:13

younger rats go get it take a bite take a bite of that that thing snap oh look

33:17

harry got got wow it's time

33:20

you eat harry or if they just eat them or if there's poison in it they'd like

33:23

eat it and they'd wait

33:24

and like it's good let's eat it oh i see that usually you ever see those videos

33:27

where they uh

33:28

they have like a real sticky floor and they one at a time they run out and get

33:33

stuck and run out

33:34

and get stuck that's a rat trap it's almost like honey looks like yeah yeah

33:37

yeah yeah those are nasty

33:38

oh that's terrible rats they high-step through that they high-step through like

33:42

a

33:42

fucking running back that's only for mice yeah i think for myself i mean i've

33:46

never seen a rat get

33:47

out of it but i don't know we have a rat issue in my backyard and my girl

33:50

bought one of those i'm

33:51

like damn he's gonna steamroll right through that thing yeah you see their

33:56

little problems are

33:57

weird man the rat problems are weird that's why people don't like coyotes but

34:01

guess what that's

34:02

the only thing that keeps those rat populations down really and hawks don't hawks

34:06

them up sure

34:07

all those things yeah you're right because in the valley we got hawks and

34:10

mountain lions if

34:10

they can catch them uh but it's bobcats for sure but you need something to kill

34:16

those rats snakes

34:17

sure snakes kill them yeah but you you definitely need things that eat rats you

34:22

can't just have rats no

34:24

i cannot with this dude every time i see him drink out of a shoe it makes me

34:27

want to

34:27

you gotta stop this he tried to drink out of my shoe

34:31

i drank out of his shoe i'm like bro i could tell you some stories about my

34:37

feet that would make you

34:38

stop that and they call it a shoe and they spit in it before oh i almost threw

34:45

up and it was a

34:46

straight luge yeah i almost this is a good fight though man because jorginio rosen

34:50

strike he's a

34:52

elite striker and tai tuivasa is an elite striker too these dudes are i mean

34:57

yeah he's like derrick

34:59

lewis with a good back he well he's a very skillful man like his uh kickboxing

35:03

is very high level

35:04

he's the guy that like unfortunately he hit francis with a cover inside leg

35:09

kicks and francis was like

35:11

francis homer simpson and just ran at him like this this is like we know we ain't

35:16

pity pattern

35:17

i'm just gonna storm the gates and i think i can knock you out before you can

35:21

knock me out and he

35:22

just caught him with one chat it was bat too like that strategy look who does

35:26

that wow yeah wild

35:28

i mean isn't that that's the upside to having that one punch power is oh yeah

35:31

you can't just ignore

35:32

those i think it was also francis recognizing i don't like the way this is

35:36

going like this this

35:37

staying on the outside he's chopping on the inside of my leg his timing's

35:40

really there was animosity too

35:42

leading into that but it's weird to have a training camp and then fight like

35:45

that we don't need to even

35:47

have a training camp well you know what it is it's just i think francis at the

35:50

end of the day knows

35:51

all he has to do is touch you and so it's like this this guy kicked me again he

35:54

kicked me again yeah

35:56

let's get the out and he just launched he's like maybe just senses that he

36:00

could just launch at this

36:00

guy francis has a fight coming up yeah he's fighting that dude that ferrera guy

36:04

that guy's big bro

36:07

but that dude just keeps getting better and scarier francis yeah wait do you

36:10

see this brazilian

36:12

this brazilian's huge dude oh my man that's the steep the steep a loss like

36:17

changed francis in a way

36:19

where it's like he's super super scary to me now oh he's very scary did you

36:22

watch the joshua fight

36:24

though no all right oh you just want the boxing yeah oh yeah but that's again

36:27

that's different jamie show

36:29

that dude versus um that pfl fight that they just had worse than i thought he

36:35

would that's how it

36:36

should go though versus ryan bader did you see the last jackass movie where he's

36:40

hitting people in the

36:42

nuts who hit people in us francis nagano oh god oh it's so funny it's like this

36:47

dude is the the

36:48

dude that francis is gonna fight but hannon ferrera wow these jump cuts and hannon

36:53

ferrera is bro he's

36:55

good that was jamie jamie did that oh okay he just fast forward he just fast

36:59

forward

36:59

ryan bader who spent a lot of his career at 205 and this dude is hasn't been 205

37:07

since he was

37:07

eight if ryan bader is an undersized heavyweight yeah he's a light heavyweight

37:12

yeah he's a light heavyweight

37:13

but he's got success at heavyweight as he's gotten older because it helps him

37:16

to not cut weight and

37:17

he's a real good fighter but this dude is so big look at that right hand ryan

37:22

caught him there though

37:23

yeah but not enough no he's too light in the ass the thing is it's also it's

37:27

just like the timing in

37:29

that right hand like that's elite man he's six eight he's a big fella grab a

37:33

basket and i've seen some of

37:35

his videos from other fights watch how he lands his punch too check out this

37:38

timing on this this is

37:39

fucking nice footwork for being six eight nice his footwork ain't no punk

37:43

either no he's good not an

37:44

easy fight for not an easy fight that's what i'm saying and there's a lot on

37:48

the line and seven people

37:50

you're coming off of a knockout also unfortunately the the the death of his son

37:56

which is a horrible

37:57

tragedy that he's talking about joe how could a guy like be completely able to

38:03

prepare just emotionally

38:05

to fight when your son just died no like that'll haunt you right no matter how

38:10

strong you are

38:11

physically no matter how strong you are mentally your son just died you're

38:14

going to be filled with

38:15

sadness yeah unless you killed him no he definitely didn't right unless you

38:19

someone's a real piece of

38:21

yeah like your son was like a pedophile clown yeah he's like 27 though this kid

38:24

was three you know yeah

38:26

yeah it's a horrible story so it's like this guy's got to get over that then he's

38:30

got to get over the

38:31

first knockout of his career against a guy like anthony joshua who's an olympic

38:35

gold medalist

38:36

in your second professional fight ever which is so crazy who the goes from

38:41

fighting

38:42

the heavyweight champion to uh an olympic gold medalist two fights in a row

38:46

your first two pro

38:47

fights as crazy as it is think about who goes against the ufc and then it

38:50

actually works out for him

38:51

never it's never nobody but him so he leaves fights fury we're like this is

38:56

insane he's getting

38:57

fucking mollywopped pretty close fucking fight some people i thought he won i

39:01

thought he won we

39:02

thought he won i thought he won and then with joshua that's when i was like all

39:06

right man like if this

39:07

the reality if we're not in the simulation he should get starched and that's

39:10

what happened but he made

39:12

more money in those two fights than he ever did in mma he might have ever been

39:18

able to oh right close

39:20

because one of the things what you know hats off to the saudis what they're

39:23

doing is incredible

39:24

because they're just saying we have all the money why don't we just make these

39:28

fights happen we want

39:29

the best fights hey terence crawford do you want to fight canelo alvarez yeah

39:32

hey canelo alvarez you

39:33

want to fight terence let's fucking out that's not happening anymore though

39:38

what canelo doesn't want it

39:40

this is what canelo doesn't want to do he doesn't want to talk about other

39:43

fights why he's preparing

39:45

for this fight that he's going to have in september correct and so he's like i

39:47

don't talk about

39:48

like future fights before i fight this dude that i have to fight but then that

39:52

saudi sheik's like

39:53

talking to canelo which i don't like i don't like little respect there it's canelo

39:57

dude

39:58

yeah but when you the sheik you ain't got to respect bro did you see he made dana

40:01

hold his hand

40:02

that's how you know and i'm not talking like this i'm talking interlocked

40:05

fingers dana was like it

40:07

yeah nice yeah i do the same what do you uh i do the same what's the most uh of

40:14

all the cultures that

40:15

get handsy that men are allowed to get handsy with you what's the one culture

40:20

what is the one that

40:21

does the most grabbing the one that does the most like hugging holding on to

40:26

you you have to hug with

40:27

them and walk with them i will probably kiss each other on the cheek is it

40:30

probably italians

40:31

i'm going to say india india because yeah they get real handsy it's one of

40:39

those countries where

40:40

where they don't have space where like you want you on the bus and yeah they're

40:44

just so used to

40:45

people touching them yeah not good you don't want that well that's that that

40:48

sheik though he was like

40:50

yeah they look like a side piece i like it i liked it too i liked it too man

40:55

they should make you sing

40:57

a beatle song too you know what it was it was such a boss move it was it gay

41:03

you know what i'm saying

41:05

you watching that damn transfers at 35 you're like i'm gonna i'll put my hand

41:10

in this pocket

41:11

i have a choice give him my hand or give him my head it's amazing what you can

41:16

get done with a lot

41:17

of money yeah oh yeah everybody just sort of shuts the up except canelo canelo's

41:22

kind of like

41:22

you know you guys gotta do it my way it's because he's set you can do anything

41:25

with money but get

41:26

somebody to love you yeah yeah elon elon can hold my hand anytime he wants i'd

41:31

love it i'll let him

41:32

know yeah i'll tell him i'll call him right now i'll hold elon's pocket like

41:35

one finger

41:39

just mopping around with him jarzinho this fight's not going to go long if it

41:44

does it's going to be

41:45

a bad fight oh it's going to be a wild fight for sure look tied to evas has

41:48

never been in a boring

41:49

fight in his life like that dude knows one way like let's go that guy literally

41:54

should

41:55

have let's go tattooed on his chest how's he so dry don't they don't they warm

42:00

up in the

42:01

some guys don't some guys don't they warm up a little bit you know they just

42:05

get ready

42:06

you got ashy nipples that's what i was going yeah you said it doesn't look that

42:09

dry i'm not

42:10

not him not him the black oh jarzino oh yeah that's tough watch when they go

42:14

when they go back to him i

42:15

like yeah he looks like he just walked out of a volcano

42:22

doing this shooting oh my god literally like he just got like he just got

42:26

rescued out on fire

42:27

drinking agave off a flip-flop jesus christ let's go let's go let's go

42:34

mark guard it that's the thing that he becomes the mothership he's like volcano

42:41

dude hey man

42:42

volcano there is a thing though about i think jarginio what you're seeing is he's

42:48

ashy from the shoulders

42:49

he's tattoos brother it's tattoos oh is that what it is yeah yeah yeah no they're

42:52

talking about

42:53

Rosenstruck you're talking about yeah i'm talking about Rosenstruck oh you are

42:56

tattoos on his chest

42:57

doesn't he oh aren't those tattoos i don't think so

43:00

you hear me tattoos like some tattoos you can't see brian brian did you hear me

43:08

i called him

43:09

ashy scary oh my god those tattoos that ty has are the most painful apparently

43:15

they that's those tapping

43:16

style oh and inside your thigh bro but they do it that ancient way where they

43:21

tap it in with a stick

43:22

wood and the stick yeah takes like six years yeah like look at it it's all over

43:27

his body his legs

43:29

yeah it goes up to his ass you got to be a crazy to get that done have you seen

43:34

these things

43:34

out now like what the rich athletes are doing is they're getting they're

43:37

getting put under and

43:38

getting their full body that's some ho-shit post did that oh that's some ho-shit

43:42

that's

43:42

fucking post malone did that oh post i think he just went out for like eight

43:46

hours blood light now

43:48

this god damn post is that fine if that's true i thought it was a good idea if

43:52

you're if you don't

43:52

mind being knocked unconscious by doctors that's just so dangerous i'm not

43:55

really interested in that

43:57

anesthesia is nothing worse for you it's definitely not good for you yeah i don't

44:01

know about yeah

44:01

jarsinho definitely has tattoos i don't think so man i don't think so

44:06

some bobby green style tattoos no you know honestly i think he just got shimmery

44:11

skin well

44:11

let's not talk about these things let's talk about the fight itself

44:17

look how patient tai tuivas is respect that's what that is that's respect for

44:25

the power it's also like

44:26

he's sort of like uh you know he's had some losses where he got caught and so

44:32

he's you know figured out

44:34

what what went wrong in the serial gone fight a little more calculated yeah a

44:37

little more calculated

44:38

fight a little smarter and then you know when gets wild you know he's gonna

44:42

throw it's in his dna yeah

44:44

like you can only be controlled for so long and then he just has that fucking

44:48

maui warrior right

44:49

it'll come out which also leads to a lot of chaos right he wins especially at

44:53

heavyweight yeah but

44:54

that's also why we love him yeah that overhand right from rosen struck could be

44:59

a very serious problem

45:01

he's good man and he's he's he's look at that timing of like moving away from

45:05

that low kick

45:06

he's got that derrick lewis power man oh well he's the one who split alistair

45:10

over his face open you

45:11

ever see that no that's the craziest picture in all of mma damage he hit alistair

45:16

with a looping right

45:18

hand and caught him on the face ripped his lip clear open to his nose i do

45:22

remember that yeah that's

45:24

jarzino and he caught him at the end of the fight there was like a few seconds

45:28

left in the fight and

45:30

he leaps and catches him with a hook like on the face busts his mouth open it

45:35

was crazy you

45:35

know the most brutal knockout when over him got knocked out by francis yes it

45:40

was like a looney

45:41

tune uppercut and his neck goes definitely the most brutal look at that that's

45:45

the most brutal yeah oh

45:46

yeah that's his lip that was his lip when jarzinho broke his face open that's

45:51

crazy man that looks like

45:53

hamburger meat back in the old days he would just have a list for the rest of

45:57

his life they wouldn't

45:58

even sew that up you think that's more brutal than the than the flying knee

46:02

from uh from game brit oh

46:05

against that's good that's arguable that's arguable good point yeah you know

46:10

what the different is you

46:11

know that i they're both brutal but remember alice over him was a k1 world

46:17

champion striker right

46:19

his neck right and the uppercut's so brutal like because ben's down he's

46:24

shooting and you see that

46:25

flying knee it was so fast it's definitely one one a one b that uppercut over

46:30

him ate from and it's

46:32

francis from downtown just like no doubt boom bro how much would you have loved

46:37

to see saucy ovary

46:39

versus francis saucy the old days the good old times before there was

46:44

sophisticated drug testing

46:46

the good old times like when alistair ovary fought brock lesnar oh jesus can

46:51

you imagine saucy francis

46:53

that he wouldn't make weight saucy francis wouldn't make weight francis cuts

46:59

weight on the

47:00

natch to get to 265. there's an upper limit no 265 is the limit 265 is the

47:05

limit no fatties no fatties

47:06

in ufc no fatties there's not enough it's so dumb there'll never be a ufc

47:10

butterbean no sir

47:12

but the thing is there could be and this is my thought my thought is there

47:16

should be no limitation

47:17

for the heavyweight division and just open it wide open and have a 225 have a

47:22

mid division i would

47:25

i would have fought at 225 because i i'd weigh in around 234 i was always

47:29

smaller always smaller

47:31

and then there's these guys like semi schilt who's like seven feet tall 300

47:36

pounds you have a guy like

47:38

stipe or uh dosant uh yeah dos santos me like all around 232 40 fighting two c

47:44

25 pound weight difference

47:45

big difference and real 25 yeah when it's muscle you're five so they can't do a

47:49

super heavyweight

47:50

they should they should just do a heavyweight like a instead of like making

47:55

another one 265 and above

47:57

because there is not enough it's like we were talking about the the talent pool

48:01

like the talent

48:01

pool in the heavyweight division is not nearly as deep as like the 155 pound

48:06

division because there's a

48:07

lot of dudes who weigh 155 that are elite fighters not a lot of dudes at 265

48:11

that are elite fighters

48:12

also if if you're 26 let's say you're 226 and over and you're athletic you ain't

48:18

fighting for a living

48:19

you're playing the nfl right you're playing you're making more attractive

48:22

options that aren't going

48:23

to give you the real athletes that are big aren't going the ufc especially if

48:26

you're tall like why would

48:28

you do this to yourself when you could just shoot threes and get cheers

48:31

basketball yeah i want to wear a

48:32

fur coat bitch i would drive a bugatti i don't get my face kicked on tv too big

48:37

fuck that so it's like

48:39

it's hard for the you have to be a crazy person to want to do this and then or

48:42

have no options but

48:43

that when when you are a crazy person that's also an elite athlete look how far

48:48

you go correct you

48:49

know if you think about like some of the guys that are in the ufc now like now

48:52

that it's like becoming

48:53

a choice for like young athletes they're like they realize you can actually get

48:58

famous and that like

48:59

suits you more than like playing a sport it is it's a it's a weird trade

49:03

because yeah you might be more

49:05

famous and recognizable but you're not get the same money true and you know but

49:08

if you don't

49:09

guaranteed money like if you don't give a about the other sports like if you're

49:15

a kid right and you're

49:16

growing up and you you know your brother gets into muay thai and you start

49:20

doing muay thai and you start

49:22

fucking people up in muay thai and you want to learn wrestling and do mma like

49:25

you don't give a

49:25

who's winning the basketball game you're interested in muay thai you're

49:28

interested in people up yeah

49:30

that's what you're going to pursue yeah you know it just you're not going to

49:32

have a ton of friends

49:33

most of those guys don't come through a competitive athletic background like a

49:37

high school program

49:38

you know some sort of uh you know college program it's also not encouraged

49:42

though right because you're

49:43

not going to go to college get an education if you're kicking dudes in the face

49:46

right so parents

49:47

aren't encouraging it and both of these cats we're looking at right now have

49:50

been flatlined on tv in front of

49:52

the world both of these guys nobody wants that right so you have to be a

49:54

special type of person

49:56

that can take getting KO'd in front of the world like jarzino did and bounce

50:00

back with no problems at

50:01

all but also think about it if you're 265 pounds yeah there's again with with

50:09

fighting it's so tough

50:10

there's just no avenue really either so parents aren't going to encourage it no

50:14

so who would you say is

50:15

the best athlete at heavyweight right now i'll tell you who i think at heavyweight

50:18

the dude that john

50:20

zero gun yeah zero gun's a very good athlete he's very he's so light on his

50:24

feet i think tom absinolos

50:26

oh yeah oh it's good that's a good possibility too ty just caught him huh oh oh

50:31

see now now ty's

50:32

going to turn it on so this is like patient ties out the window and now it's

50:37

wild ty it's also like he's

50:38

a race car burning uh you know race fuel that that is gonna run out fast well

50:43

it's also he hurt him so

50:45

now he knows he can hurt him and he's got oh see he's pressing he got count he

50:48

got countered there

50:50

though jarzino oh bro jarzino is good man look ty has a chin he's got a chin

50:55

what a chin he's got

50:57

he takes an incredible shot but it's like you just can't get reckless with jarginho

51:00

he's very polished i

51:02

always think too if you're like on the bigger end like ty you should get

51:06

stomach tattoos it looks

51:08

so much better i think also maybe a big smile he doesn't have derrick lewis

51:11

power because that

51:12

derrick lewis would have finished no no no nobody has derrick no nobody has derrick

51:16

most knockouts

51:16

oh he got blasted there he got bro derrick has the kind of power that francis

51:21

was hesitant to

51:22

exchange with him yeah derrick will put you to sleep he puts everybody to sleep

51:26

that curtis blades

51:27

knockout when he hit him with that uppercut dude how about the volkov fight he's

51:32

losing the fight

51:33

and we were just saying that he could knock him out with any punch and then

51:36

boom and then he says

51:38

i had to knock that out for donald trump yeah he likes to hurt people derrick

51:44

oh yeah he's a really

51:46

good dude if he doesn't he's a great guy great guy if he doesn't like you do he

51:49

would like to you up

51:51

yeah and he didn't have no problem with that he didn't have no problem with

51:53

doing that you ever follow

51:55

his instagram it's just oh yeah it's amazing people getting hurt yeah he goes

51:58

he's okay yeah

52:00

you know he drives the lamborghini yeah small one though not like the aventador

52:05

he is a hurricane

52:06

the hurricane's a badass car man it's not meant for big guys like i can't fit

52:11

in it oh he can't fit

52:12

in it no not he must have special oh he hurt himself oh oh oh oh

52:17

ty hurt his knee or something yeah it looked like he hurt something after that

52:21

kick like he was in pain

52:22

man and he stepped back yeah man he stepped back like limping in agony yeah

52:27

what happened

52:27

oh his knees fucked up look at him something's wrong yeah

52:31

fuck what happened these boys are swinging this is what we wanted though

52:35

but this is crazy that i was just barely walking a few steps ago look at him

52:40

now

52:40

that right he's gone what a fucking animal dude something happened i wish we

52:45

could hear the

52:46

commentary because i feel oh we're gonna see it in the lower corner i think it

52:49

was a check man

52:50

i think he checked it nope oh it's his actual leg oh my god it's above the

52:55

ankle it's broke

52:57

did you see that it was bent no no no i don't think so because he's so big he

53:00

couldn't walk on it i think

53:02

when he threw that kick he up his left knee i if i can i see that i can't see

53:06

it again

53:07

or they hit one of those nerves you know what i'm saying i don't think it didn't

53:10

look it's hard

53:10

because it's that little square but what it looked like to me was like a lot

53:13

like the aspinol thing

53:14

like when he threw the kick and the supporting leg gave out not as bad though

53:18

because he's no no no

53:19

whatever so if there were structural damage there's no way he i think he like

53:23

he might

53:23

have like hyper extended there's two bones there right i don't think it's a

53:27

bone thing dude i think

53:28

he threw a kick and i think his left leg gave out i think his supporting leg

53:34

gave out

53:35

because sometimes when you throw a kick if you're not pivoting enough you put

53:38

all the pressure on

53:39

your knee i actually blew my acl out kicking the bag when i was 21. so i know

53:44

the the injury

53:46

specifically i don't know if that's what happened to him turn yeah but that's

53:50

like a lot of times

53:50

that's what happens to guys is they'll blow out the supporting leg that's an

53:54

aspinol when he threw

53:55

a kick he blew out of support right didn't he yeah yeah yeah and that's gonna

53:58

that and that's gonna

53:59

mess with his uh with his lateral movement it all depends on what actually

54:03

happened like i can't tell

54:04

what happened because he doesn't look like he's limping yeah he's not throwing

54:08

the same we could no oh

54:09

see look it wiggled a little bit there he might have a torn acl because like

54:12

when he tries to move to

54:13

the side that's when he feels it he might have a torn acl but let me tell you

54:16

something there's dudes

54:18

fighting in the ufc at a high level that have torn acls well they don't have

54:21

one they don't have one

54:22

at all they've torn completely torn i know for a fact i don't want to give them

54:26

up but i know two

54:27

two dudes that have completely played his whole nfl career without one rico rodriguez

54:32

was the ufc

54:32

heavyweight champion he had torn acl rico was like one of the first uh machado

54:38

black belts and you can

54:40

manage it like i i've had a torn meniscus since i was an ultimate fighter but

54:43

it's beautiful yeah but

54:44

meniscus is a different thing because it's not structural it sucks i'm just

54:46

saying you can you

54:47

can deal with it there's certain ones you can deal with like mcl gonna be tough

54:51

but the thing about

54:52

the acl that's a real problem is it's the stability yeah yeah you know because

54:56

it wiggles around a lot

54:57

so there's a lot of guys they strengthen their hamstrings they do a lot but it's

55:00

never the same

55:01

here it is here it is here it is so let's see what happened so oh so dc's doing

55:08

our play-by-play let's

55:10

see they might not even cover it they have to it's a big deal i would certainly

55:13

ask oh look at that

55:14

roses strike left hand oh oh dude he hit him with some combinations okay there

55:19

it is see left leg watch

55:20

yep supporting leg oh maybe not nope maybe he hurt that right foot or or he hit

55:27

his foot top of his

55:28

foot on his knee it could have been either one it's hard to say because it

55:31

looks to me like he was

55:33

bobbling around on the left leg that's what it looked like to me but maybe he

55:37

would dc would

55:38

know better because he could listen to the corner it looks like you just hurt

55:42

his foot either way he

55:43

seems okay now he seems okay now yeah like he's not walking bad at all now if

55:47

it was acl or structural

55:48

his big ass yeah but dudes have blown acls out and kept fighting i know

55:52

multiple guys who have fought

55:53

that would they blew their knee out there with tj dillshaw when he fought uh

55:56

when he beat sanhagen

55:58

right same thing blew out his acl super early in the fight how about how about

56:01

that motorcycle accident

56:03

he doesn't have like a quad yeah his one that's why he doesn't wrestle a lot

56:07

bro i'm so pumped for

56:09

this main event i really yeah i'm so pumped i think is he gonna blow through

56:12

this guy dude i really hope

56:13

if he wins i i kind of need him to win dude i'm telling you drickus is a puzzle

56:18

that's tough to solve his

56:19

timing is so weird strickland kind of figured it out though i thought strickland

56:23

beat him but listen

56:24

you know who he reminds me of is that dude uh remember when izzy fought uh canadier

56:28

canadier

56:29

jaren he reminds me of him where he's like just that kind of unorthodox bull in

56:34

the china shop

56:35

always forward bigger guy jared is the only guy that's fought successfully and

56:39

had ko's at heavyweight

56:40

light heavyweight and middleweight jared is as big as you can get to be 185 he's

56:46

finally getting a good

56:47

fight again i thought that last fight was they stopped that fight that was one

56:51

of the worst

56:51

premature style jared canadier's last night they gave him a good fight i was i

56:54

was so scared i was

56:56

that was when i was real scared izzy was gonna lose that dude he fought though

56:59

was very good that

57:00

abus guy yeah very who didn't know who who was it no it wasn't him who was it

57:05

that um jared canadier

57:06

just lost to definitely no tattoos it wasn't a boost it was another guy that

57:10

other guy that's really good

57:11

russian cat yes what's that no i'm sorry is it emo mo yes savage he's good but

57:20

who they gave canadier uh

57:22

his next canadier's next fight he has a good fight yes

57:25

paulo barallo yeah that's that dude from brazil that dude's a bad that's good

57:30

fire

57:30

that dude's a bad mother they said it was ty's toe he might have broken oh he

57:34

broke his toe toe we can

57:35

work with god damn it how long is that that fight it's a while from now how

57:39

long is that fight what

57:40

is it oh so they pulled out jared pull out

57:46

oh no he's saying tied to eva's toe not jared oh tied to eva's broke his toe oh

57:52

i thought

57:53

you're saying jared canadier broke his toe oh oh so that's what it was in that

57:57

fight oh that's

57:57

interesting yeah he hit it right on the top of the knee that's a terrible

58:02

fucking injury which toe

58:04

probably the big one those injuries suck so hard he only had like big turf toe

58:09

it's just five big you ever had turf toe

58:14

you ever broken your your big toe there's nothing they're just like yeah we're

58:20

sandals they don't

58:20

do anything i've it up real bad once though and i broke the top of my foot like

58:25

here on an elbow

58:26

fuck yeah there's nothing you can do they put in a splint yeah you ever had an

58:32

ingrown toenail

58:33

fucking terrible no punk yeah yeah i have a lump on one of my feet that still

58:39

hurts every time i do yoga

58:41

because i have to lay it flat because it's it would it broke and it's like calcified

58:45

it lifted up too

58:46

yeah so every time i have to lay flat on it that broken ass bone like they won't

58:51

do nothing for

58:51

your uh for your coccyx either you ever know what your what your coccyx you

58:55

broke your dick no no no

58:56

your coccyx you got it's the smallest bone in your spine it's we're all the way

59:03

at the bottom

59:04

right between the butt cheeks bro like your tailbone yeah i don't even think i

59:08

have one of those

59:08

how about that oh it's probably gone i bet i don't even have it oh but if you

59:12

crack it you just gotta

59:13

yeah the tailbone they don't do anything for it it never heals right yeah brandon

59:17

shop how many times

59:17

do you think you've been kicked in the nuts not many no gonzaga kicked me that's

59:22

about it what about

59:24

in training not not a ton really no man well it's never too late let's get the

59:29

party started one of

59:30

the things that i'm amazed in mma is why more dudes don't wear those tie cups

59:35

those steel tie cups

59:37

what do you mean you can wear a steel cup which i think is crazy it's crazy you

59:43

could wear a tie

59:45

fighters and they fight they wear a steel cup so they have this steel thing

59:49

that sucks around your

59:50

balls and your dick and they tie it down with ropes it goes up your ass like a

59:54

g-string it's not about

59:55

comfortable it's about like protect your fucking dick and your balls that's why

1:00:00

i don't wear it from

1:00:01

met but here's the thing man it's you remember amir renovati yeah amir renovati

1:00:05

was training with

1:00:06

us at legends and one time he mounted me and he got me in the grapevine and

1:00:10

stuck his his metal dick

1:00:13

oh here we go into my sternum it was so painful i was like dude this is

1:00:18

horrible but joe think it's also

1:00:19

advantage too with arm bars oh huge it's a leverage point huge so with arm bars

1:00:23

it's like having a rock

1:00:24

to bend the person's arm off of yeah instead of it and also like it hurts to

1:00:28

put it against your dick

1:00:30

that's the dirty truth about arm bars if you have an arm bar in and your nut is

1:00:34

in the wrong spot

1:00:36

like if you're pulling some dude's elbow down your nuts in the wrong spot you

1:00:39

don't have a cup on it

1:00:40

it hurts dude it hurts while you're getting an arm bar so you're saying these

1:00:44

dudes don't they wear no

1:00:45

cups at all no no they have to wear cups oh they wear the plastic but there's

1:00:49

an op well the i think the

1:00:50

best cup for training is those diamond mma cups those are the because they they

1:00:55

figured out the perfect

1:00:56

thing with compression shorts and this like really hard plastic but like soft

1:01:01

outer area where it like

1:01:03

settles in to like exactly the problem with those is they move around a lot but

1:01:07

these don't those

1:01:08

diamond ones don't but the difference of the steel one is a steel one's a

1:01:10

weapon if somebody kicks

1:01:11

you in the nuts you're kicking a chunk of metal downside you're in a thong

1:01:16

though the entire fight

1:01:17

i don't mind i would i would 100 take that if someone kicks me and they hit

1:01:22

iron yeah i feel you are you

1:01:24

great and if you can mount someone and do what what amir did to me like drive

1:01:27

that

1:01:28

shit in your chest i i didn't i didn't even wear a cup when i trained i didn't

1:01:31

give a fuck i thought

1:01:32

that's crazy yeah i thought about that when i saw that i was like that is like

1:01:36

everybody kenny florian

1:01:37

used to wear one right are you allowed to grab that rope no no no no that's the

1:01:41

other thing why does

1:01:42

anybody wear shorts why don't why doesn't everybody wear tights i know i agree

1:01:46

why i mean just how many

1:01:47

fights is a guy complaining because i agree we shouldn't have fucking shorts

1:01:52

yep you know they anderson

1:01:54

silva figured that shit out a long time ago wear tights so did pro wrestling

1:01:58

why do you want some

1:01:59

shit where someone can grab have some where no one can grab it it has to be

1:02:03

like uh you don't want

1:02:04

to look gay thing right yeah it has to be that yeah let the piece hang no i

1:02:08

think you're old school

1:02:09

like vitor belpo yeah vanderlei get that soon going yeah i'd wear a thong like

1:02:14

burt kreischer at the

1:02:15

pool yeah or just have one of those things where it's like all those little frayed

1:02:19

pieces so when they grab it

1:02:20

yeah yo you ever see dennis alexio fight no dennis alexio was a kickboxer he

1:02:27

used to fight in a grass

1:02:28

skirt oh damn he was a bad motherfucker you'd have to be dude he was good this

1:02:33

is the early days see if

1:02:35

you can find jamie fine dennis alexio ko highlight he was actually in kickboxer

1:02:40

with jean claude van

1:02:41

damn he was the brother that died oh when tong po killed the brother the white

1:02:46

boy yeah and he has

1:02:47

to avenge his brother yeah that was dennis alexio he died by the elbow what

1:02:51

country is that oh he got

1:02:52

paralyzed right paralyzed that's right that's right this is dennis alexio bro

1:02:55

dennis alexio was a

1:02:56

fucking beast dude nasty kickboxer he's a real deal oh dude he was nasty but

1:03:03

you got to see how he

1:03:03

fights he fights with a grass skirt on look he's head kicking dudes with a

1:03:07

grass skirt on you know

1:03:08

how wild that is those big like uh palm leaf trees bro he was vicious too man

1:03:12

vicious ko artist

1:03:14

what was this is the earlier he was just a wild man just decided to wear a

1:03:17

grass skirt

1:03:18

he was pretty good in that movie bro he was good he was a good kickboxer though

1:03:23

dude in the early days

1:03:24

when you know kickboxing like was still evolving they were still they were

1:03:28

starting the leg kick

1:03:30

and he was like one of the first guys that was like the victim of leg kicks don

1:03:33

the dragon wilson

1:03:34

him up with leg kicks that this is that fight right here this is like they're

1:03:38

showing him beating don up but

1:03:40

don beat him up with leg kicks and ultimately that was the big factor in this

1:03:44

fight that was just

1:03:45

what we're seeing here is just highlights but don was like one of the first of

1:03:51

the american kickboxers

1:03:53

rick rufus was the first that figured out like the value of leg kicks but this

1:03:57

guy dennis alexio man

1:04:00

imagine getting your ass kicked by a dude in a grass skirt

1:04:02

damn everything changed when the the ties came over to america when that tie

1:04:10

dude fought rick rufus

1:04:11

everything changed everybody was like it's like when black guys got into

1:04:14

baseball

1:04:14

you know babe ruth thought he was this and then a cuban guy's like let me see

1:04:20

that thing

1:04:20

bro have you ever seen that video the most uh the day uh kickboxing changed

1:04:26

like the most i think it's

1:04:27

called the most important fight in kickboxing and it's uh it's rick rufus

1:04:31

versus this tie guy and it's

1:04:33

tight rick rufus catches him in the beginning man he rocks him he has this dude

1:04:37

up he was hitting him

1:04:38

with like jumping hook kicks and he had this dude up but the tie guy survived

1:04:42

and the

1:04:42

tie guy just kept chopping at his legs chopping at his legs and americans didn't

1:04:47

do leg kicks

1:04:47

they didn't know what it was in our they thought it was cheap we thought it was

1:04:50

a cheap thing to do like

1:04:52

what are you kicking them in the shin you little fairy yeah oh kicking legs now

1:04:56

yeah it was it was an

1:04:57

insane fight how many things fight that changed the world of mma and it's true

1:05:02

because this guy that

1:05:03

was fighting rick rufus his brother duke rufus is one of the greatest mma

1:05:08

coaches of all time ever so

1:05:10

duke rufus who was also world champion kickboxer he kind of learned about the

1:05:16

kickboxing game from his

1:05:18

brother getting lit up by this tie guy it changed everybody's perception of

1:05:23

like what's effective

1:05:24

and tie guys were hitting trees bro look at this man look at that he just

1:05:27

starts chopping at those

1:05:29

legs and he just rick didn't understand how to protect them so he just thought

1:05:33

he would just keep

1:05:34

hitting him with like jump spinning back kicks and but now he's on rubber legs

1:05:37

man and he has those

1:05:37

fancy ass pants on and that tie dude has been kicking tires since he was six so

1:05:42

this is early this is

1:05:44

early he heard him bad he heard about rick rufus was really good man you have

1:05:48

to understand like

1:05:49

to us like rick rufus was our representative flashy kickboxing style but he

1:05:55

hurt him again

1:05:56

dropped him again beating his ass usa but this tie dude's probably had 200

1:06:01

fights and he knows how

1:06:02

to survive showing the promos for the sphere event right now oh the promos for

1:06:06

the sphere

1:06:08

most expensive anyway anybody who's a fan of striking should watch that fight

1:06:12

because this fight

1:06:13

changed our understanding of what's effective in mma because rick rufus was as

1:06:20

good as it gets for a

1:06:21

guy who kicks above the waist and we realized like oh my god leg kicking is

1:06:26

gigantic because you never had

1:06:27

another super super elite above the waist kickboxer fight a muay thai guy

1:06:32

change the game change the game

1:06:34

change the game think about all the things that dudes that were like good for

1:06:37

us that we that we didn't

1:06:39

do because it was gay oh cardio's gay i know nutrition's gay not anymore

1:06:45

telling your kids dancing how

1:06:47

about lomachenko's dad tells him to learn how to dance for two years he can't

1:06:50

box for two years i want

1:06:51

you to learn traditional ukrainian dance in ukraine you got your kid dancing in

1:06:55

tutu dancing did it work

1:06:57

yeah hell yeah it's footwork the greatest footwork ever all time ever not even

1:07:01

there's not even a

1:07:01

close second gold medalist like there's great foot like pernell whitaker had

1:07:05

great footwork

1:07:06

floyd mayweather had more john but nobody had that kind of footwork his kind of

1:07:11

footwork

1:07:11

it's a dance it's a dance he's dancing with you and he's moving in a way that

1:07:16

you can't keep up

1:07:18

you're not going to be able to you can't move that way you know you can't move

1:07:21

the way he does and his

1:07:22

dad was right i mean it's so hard to tell a kid to do that to abandon it but

1:07:28

there's like certain

1:07:30

years off like judo right like here's the thing if you learn judo when you're a

1:07:35

kid you learn judo when

1:07:36

you're like six years old and then you get to be like 25 you've been doing judo

1:07:41

your whole life like

1:07:42

you can do things that my body can't move that way it just can't move that way

1:07:48

because i never grew up

1:07:49

doing that but if you grow up doing that you could he grew up moving his feet

1:07:54

in a way that you can't

1:07:56

keep up with and he's like in front of you you're throwing a punch then he's

1:07:59

over here and he's

1:08:00

punching you and you're going to turn towards him and now he's over here and

1:08:04

you're missing here and

1:08:05

he's popping you with an uppercut he's behind you he's pushing you into the

1:08:08

ropes teeing off on you in

1:08:09

a combination angles you're not used to do you hear tj dillashaw went to his

1:08:13

camp to work with him

1:08:14

yeah and was like yeah he's just like towing around with me at first and he's

1:08:17

like and i was going

1:08:18

pretty hard and the next he turned it on he's like bro the angles the mood like

1:08:22

i would swing he's gone

1:08:24

yeah tj was like if he wanted to he could really me up but he was really happy

1:08:27

he didn't

1:08:28

hell yeah that that ufc noche and then it's but it's present presented by the

1:08:34

saudis it's confusing

1:08:35

right well it's um it's riad season is doing a bunch of different events and so

1:08:39

they're a part of this

1:08:41

noche ufc because it's such a this is a completely unique experience but this

1:08:45

is not just the fights

1:08:47

on the screens is going to be the history of mexican combat sports

1:08:53

so it's this crazy multimedia experience so they brought in riad season look i'm

1:08:58

can you watch

1:08:59

it from the street no man i bet on the outside no hell no it has something it's

1:09:03

got to have someone

1:09:04

outside does it have something in the outside it's going to have that design of

1:09:06

the ufc thing just

1:09:07

rotating you can't get it for free yeah how many haters are going to be out

1:09:10

there going live stream in

1:09:12

the wall yeah hell no maybe they should maybe they show you the replays of the

1:09:15

knockouts or whatever

1:09:16

i'm excited to see what it looks like it's on twitter already that thing is

1:09:20

that thing is hard

1:09:21

like why wouldn't they put whatever they put online why wouldn't they just put

1:09:24

it on the dome too it

1:09:25

takes like 20 10 20 million bucks minimum just to make the design to put on the

1:09:31

outside it's the most

1:09:32

then they're only doing it once it's gonna be super special they're never going

1:09:36

back i think they said

1:09:37

they've already spent 19 million dollars dana said this would be a one and done

1:09:42

event they'll never do it's not

1:09:43

worth it by the way i don't believe that for a second hey hey hey hey no once

1:09:49

you start it's actually

1:09:50

worth it to continue to do things at the sphere because it costs so much money

1:09:54

for the technology

1:09:55

and to put your stuff into it but they don't make money listen but that's why

1:09:58

everybody that's doing

1:09:59

it does residencies and not just one-offs because it's literally to transfer

1:10:03

your files into their

1:10:04

thing it's vast sums of money guarantee the ufc goes back listen to me yeah if

1:10:08

trump wins they're

1:10:09

going back oh yeah if trump if trump wins really they're going to do one at the

1:10:13

sphere they're

1:10:14

going back that's going to at least be an annual thing that's going to be all

1:10:17

like american card

1:10:18

mexican independence week is a brilliant marketing move oh it's great but you

1:10:27

know canelo's fighting

1:10:28

also in vegas the same day yep that's his weekend where's he at t-mobile yeah

1:10:33

so he's at t-mobile and

1:10:34

they're at the sphere yeah yeah i can tell you which one you know i mean canelo

1:10:39

does well but

1:10:40

damn they don't even do that much for mexicans in texas

1:10:44

the thing about the canelo fight is it's for sure going to take some of the

1:10:49

steam off of the canelo

1:10:50

fight i want to see that anytime look i think canelo is one of the greatest of

1:10:54

all time like

1:10:55

he's one of my favorite to watch i want to see that guy fight until he's done

1:10:58

you know i'd like to

1:10:59

him fight benavidez but you also get why he's not this young lion bigger he's

1:11:04

like what pay me 200

1:11:05

mil you're like no he's like all right i have nothing to gain from it well he's

1:11:09

at this end of his

1:11:11

career stage you know like he's he's basically he wants to collect that big

1:11:16

money and that's the

1:11:17

smart thing yes that's the smart thing also like the bvol fight was a little

1:11:20

bit of a wake-up call i

1:11:22

think those 175 pounders especially bvol he's super skillful and younger and

1:11:28

less damage and all the

1:11:29

above you know but i like i want to see canel canel versus crawford honestly

1:11:34

that's what i want to

1:11:36

see and i know crawford you know he's only won the title at 54 and 68 is

1:11:40

another giant jump above that

1:11:42

i know i i get it but i just think that guy's so slick and so good so talented

1:11:48

and he'll rise to that

1:11:50

fight and knowing that he's going to be fighting a guy like canelo that's a

1:11:53

legend and this is his

1:11:54

chance to put the big stamp on his career and if he wins that fight it's no

1:11:57

arguing where he to go but

1:11:59

that's the problem with boxing they don't do it yeah but i think the saudis can

1:12:04

do that i think they

1:12:05

can make that happen with the right money it doesn't they're it's monopoly

1:12:09

money man they see it's fun

1:12:10

coupons for those folks boxing is the argument against ufc fighters having more

1:12:15

power yes correct right

1:12:16

correct it's weird that way yeah how so because it because they can pick and

1:12:21

choose the fights they

1:12:23

want to do right but that's a smart thing to do for your career that's what i'm

1:12:26

saying but it's not the

1:12:27

entertaining thing to do always it's like it's also not the right i think the

1:12:31

saudis are the solution

1:12:32

to that oh they come along with the cheddar like let's go tyson fury you want

1:12:36

to fight francis

1:12:37

zagato his first fight ever who the else is going to let you do that as soon as

1:12:41

fighters start getting

1:12:42

to the point where they can pick the fights they want then they then then they

1:12:45

pick a bad fight yeah

1:12:46

they also don't fight it off but you can't say that because that's some guys

1:12:50

like izzy never did that

1:12:51

true you know robert whitaker doesn't do that robert whitaker will literally

1:12:55

fight anybody anytime

1:12:56

he really will he'll take any fight they offer him a fight i might i'm fighting

1:13:01

yeah but he'll

1:13:01

fucking do it but the caveat with with his argument the one guy who actually

1:13:05

made life-changing money

1:13:07

i'm talking like boxing money like canelo's mcgregor he made his money right

1:13:11

but he made it with the

1:13:12

floyd fight he made it in boxing right right but he did come back and he did

1:13:16

fight who he wanted to

1:13:17

see him fight i want to see him fight khabib khabib first well but we don't

1:13:21

want to fight him well

1:13:22

no the first fight oh right that was the khabib fight yeah yeah and then dustin

1:13:26

was after that yeah you're

1:13:27

right the khabib fight was uh that was the big one because that was we would we're

1:13:32

going to find out

1:13:33

who's the best because when you when you see the eddie alvarez fight you see

1:13:37

the cowboy fight when connor's

1:13:39

on you know look it's hard to say where he's at now with the injury and all

1:13:43

that jazz but i like to look

1:13:45

at fighters the same way i like to look at bj penn when i talk about his career

1:13:48

i always tell everybody

1:13:49

if you want to take into account all the greatest fighters that have ever lived

1:13:53

you have to look at bj penn

1:13:54

during a very specific run during the sean shirk joe daddy stevenson bj penn

1:14:01

was one of the baddest

1:14:02

motherfuckers that ever lived during that time period it's just you can't

1:14:06

sustain that it's just it's just

1:14:08

your body your brain everything it just it's too hard fedor in his prime

1:14:12

unstoppable fedor that fought

1:14:15

crow cop fade all that fought nouguera unstoppable there's there's a a a time

1:14:20

when a fighter is that and i

1:14:22

anderson silva yeah that run you got to look at him there that's how you have

1:14:26

to look that's that yeah

1:14:27

that's that's the only way i look at the silver run might be the greatest ever

1:14:31

no anderson silva's

1:14:32

run was magic i mean i'm just talking about the way he dominated yep almost

1:14:36

everyone yes and no the

1:14:38

the argument would be izzy yeah is these runs pretty impressive they're very

1:14:42

close but he laughed the

1:14:44

division had more division and more victories in the division but anderson also

1:14:49

had a thing that he was

1:14:50

doing to people where it looked like he was doing magic he was doing magic on

1:14:54

you like when he ko'd vitor

1:14:56

i remember eddie bravo and i having a conversation about this he was like can

1:15:01

you

1:15:01

front kick someone in the face and i was like you can but i don't recommend it

1:15:06

i was like i don't

1:15:07

recommend it i don't i don't i've never done it i've kicked a lot of people in

1:15:10

the face i never front

1:15:11

kicked anybody in the face spartan kicked meanwhile who teaches him how to do

1:15:14

it allegedly steven seagal

1:15:16

he's like i told him to do that kick and so anderson not just front kicks a

1:15:24

dude in the face but

1:15:25

front kicks one of the greatest one of the most vicious of all time vitor belfort

1:15:29

one of the most

1:15:30

greatest ko artists in the history of the sport if you look at highlight reels

1:15:33

of ko's vitor belfort has

1:15:36

starched so many people and that that was trt vitor too no that was not trt vitor

1:15:41

it was not it was

1:15:42

pre trt vitor he becomes trt vitor after that fight he gets my favorite if you

1:15:48

look at the

1:15:50

the vitor in that fight he looks like vitor who played football in college but

1:15:54

now he works at the

1:15:55

steel mill looks good yeah but he don't look like the vitor that fought luke

1:16:02

rockwold who had muscles

1:16:04

on his teeth yeah knocking dude's eyes out and bro he was insane so confident

1:16:09

like basically a silverback

1:16:11

gorilla yo i saw bruce buffers brother was his name michael buffett michael i

1:16:16

saw him do it he he

1:16:17

announced the last uh the last uh crawford fight man he's he's like 90. yeah he's

1:16:26

older the pop ain't

1:16:28

there and he doesn't say let's get ready to rumble no more he doesn't no he

1:16:30

says something it depends

1:16:32

on the network yeah oh no and he he gets paid and he that's why uh bruce buffer

1:16:38

does all the work he

1:16:40

does every fight bruce is a different animal though yeah bruce is our guy

1:16:43

listen give me give me some of

1:16:45

this give me some bruce give me some bruce here let me hear this motherfucker i'm

1:16:47

trying to get

1:16:48

give me some volume i don't care i want to hear some volume this dude's giving

1:16:52

me goosebumps like a

1:16:53

hundred times he's the best when he when he says that's not notorious mcgregor

1:17:00

and when he gets in

1:17:02

their face and he's alex perera yeah poeton and they got that lighting right

1:17:09

now they've made some

1:17:10

major advancements like what do they do if something happens to him yeah there's

1:17:14

other

1:17:14

guys but nobody does what he does the fall off is real give me a little volume

1:17:18

give me a little

1:17:20

volume keep that volume on a little bit in the background that get us in

1:17:23

trouble oh yeah yeah youtube's

1:17:24

real real north korea these days i want to listen youtube's tougher than ever

1:17:30

bro dan hardy's going

1:17:31

hard with the tattoos lately i hope dan i hope uh hooker wins this fight so bad

1:17:35

i say dan hardy i did

1:17:38

i'm really by the way shout out to dan hardy dan hardy's got some good

1:17:41

breakdowns the war room you

1:17:42

ever listen to his breakdowns on youtube very very intelligent lizard brain um

1:17:47

full reptile yeah

1:17:49

i love that that's a dope name no thug lizard brain listen brain might be

1:17:53

better lizard brain media

1:17:54

yeah i like uh hooker man bro dan hooker people have to remember dan hooker

1:18:00

went blow for blow with

1:18:01

dustin poirier in his prime it was a fight where it was like really a toss-up

1:18:06

at the end of it and

1:18:07

dustin dustin wind up with the decision but it was a war this is such a tough

1:18:12

matchup and then he had

1:18:13

the chandler fight where he just got caught chandler's little pitbull trying to

1:18:17

make his

1:18:18

you know his opening statement and he made it with a double exclamation point

1:18:21

ever but dan hooker is

1:18:24

really good dude really good super skillful well he's just super skill and

1:18:30

tough as

1:18:30

nails dude he broke his arm in the last fight didn't say a word he kept

1:18:33

punching the dude with it

1:18:36

yeah i talked to him afterwards oh this is just a scratch mate

1:18:39

he's a beast it's like what's going on with your arm yeah he's one of my faves

1:18:44

but gamrott his wrestling is top of the food chain matchup for hooker not

1:18:50

necessarily man because

1:18:51

hooker's knees they're so oh gamrott's catching him with punches hooker's knees

1:18:56

are such a danger

1:18:58

when you're shooting because they come with no telegraph

1:19:02

and he he's got great hip flexibility like the way he can throw that front kick

1:19:06

the body so smooth

1:19:08

he his like the way he moves his legs is very uh it's it's it's very effective

1:19:15

especially with

1:19:15

the knees up the middle does he fight southpaw too he fights both ways he can

1:19:19

switch it up hooker went

1:19:20

from no tattoos to just a whole ton of tattoos and i guarantee you oh there's

1:19:25

gamrock gamrock got the

1:19:27

got the takedown oh wow no amazing fucking balance man amazing balance

1:19:32

yeah look hooker got his whole legs tattooed down too legs hurt man

1:19:38

okay let's see if he can get up he's getting up use the cage well they knew

1:19:43

what was coming right if

1:19:44

you're taking a fight with a guy like gamrott who's like one of the most smothering

1:19:47

guys in the

1:19:48

division cut his eye too probably with a headbutt of it

1:19:53

that is a problem the headbutts and these like closed cringes but some of them

1:19:56

a little on purpose

1:19:58

a little bit look what khabib started bro you know i mean you you look what khabib

1:20:04

does but like

1:20:05

they're all there's so many guys like that now yeah that have that style it's

1:20:10

such an effective style

1:20:12

he didn't do it i thought he was gonna i thought he was gonna like wrap his

1:20:15

legs up with his legs

1:20:17

this is big man and khabib but dan hooker getting up to his feet is very big oh

1:20:20

he just landed right

1:20:21

here oh drop them oh that's tight that's tight tight tight oh good defense good

1:20:30

defense by hooker

1:20:31

very nice butterfly control posture get those butterflies going good defense

1:20:35

clear your cobwebs

1:20:37

damn camera smothering smothering sometimes a referee would just stop yeah they

1:20:42

will you just keep

1:20:42

punching if they're not laying in the refs yeah but then there's the problem if

1:20:45

he dumped out his gas

1:20:46

tank trying to make it happen it didn't happen that's what you have to hope for

1:20:50

for hooker yeah it's

1:20:52

only three rounds but hooker's so tough man he's so tough also he's like felt

1:20:56

the sting of these like

1:20:58

disappointing losses and he's like not today off right yeah just off but still

1:21:04

like think about

1:21:04

olivera man right olivera was off for a long time and then put it all together

1:21:08

true i'm you know i'm

1:21:10

not counting dan hooker out man look at this he's back up to his feet again no

1:21:13

hooker's as tough as

1:21:14

they come dude he's back up to his feet this is big because gamrod emptied the

1:21:17

gas tank trying to

1:21:18

stop him yep hooker needs to go to work and not get caught man he looks good

1:21:22

dude he does oh and

1:21:26

gamrod looks like he's slowing down a little bit look he emptied out a lot of

1:21:30

energy trying to finish that

1:21:31

fight there if gamrod's going oh oh yes my man get up keep those asses up let's

1:21:37

go hooker oh we got

1:21:38

clipped let's go hooker oh my god oh come on hooker uppercut dog oh damn got

1:21:48

uppercuts there bro don't let

1:21:50

him on the hook 40 seconds oh my god oh my god and then it goes bro dead hooker

1:21:58

dead hooker let's go

1:22:00

here we go there you go oh oh that's a sloppy sloppy shot oh don't give him oh

1:22:06

hammer fist

1:22:07

he should keep moving and not do this no keep moving yeah keep moving don't let

1:22:12

him get your leg man

1:22:13

but he's what he wants to punish him i think he feels he's fatiguing yeah i

1:22:16

think gamrod wants

1:22:17

arrested i think he's fatiguing i think turn around reverse realizes it let's

1:22:22

go come on dan hooker

1:22:24

come on dan hooker let's go cut him off come on a little kick up the middle

1:22:30

here oh he just looked at the

1:22:31

the clock

1:22:32

and five bucks there's a blonde chinese lady in gamrod's

1:22:37

bro gamrod he's tough as he took some shots he took tough as too he took both

1:22:46

of them man both of

1:22:48

them dude this card's been good yeah the whole way that should look kind of

1:22:53

trash on paper

1:22:54

did it i thought this fight was very good this this fight's great what else is

1:22:59

what's the rest of the

1:22:59

card from here out well then you got the

1:23:01

jamie where we at we got co-main event yeah because it's the third fight so you

1:23:06

got co-main

1:23:07

event main event this is the co-main yeah so you got steve ursic and uh oh that's

1:23:11

right

1:23:12

yeah this is not coming no right and then you got izzy ddp why isn't jujitsu in

1:23:16

the olympics

1:23:17

that's a good question because breakdancing took their spot yeah breakdance is

1:23:21

more important

1:23:22

did you see that lady from australia they banned it now it's not coming because

1:23:26

that one lady yeah so

1:23:27

apparently this so this cunt she the way she got her her husband is the head of

1:23:33

the committee

1:23:35

for breakdancing right she started the foundation and then blocked funding from

1:23:39

all the from everybody

1:23:40

else let's go i saw i saw some girl was like hold up before you feel bad for

1:23:46

going so bad on this lady

1:23:48

then she said that story she's like she blocked funding just so she could go

1:23:51

right you know it's a

1:23:52

problem if the head of the breakdancing committee is a white dude or just or

1:23:57

just your husband there's

1:23:58

white dudes that i know that are really good break dancers the point is like it's

1:24:02

a an offense

1:24:03

it's an offense to actual break dancers that that lady did that because the

1:24:08

actual break dancers

1:24:09

i follow stance elements on instagram you ever follow those guys you see like

1:24:13

the real high level

1:24:14

break dancers it's like athletic art yeah it's an athletic art form william

1:24:20

montgomery world-class

1:24:21

breakdance shut the up shut the up not the way he hugs you would have convinced

1:24:29

me if i had never

1:24:29

hugged him i totally thought i was going to get at least one of you guys

1:24:33

probably the side control

1:24:34

by gamma this is smooth i just didn't have time to say anything dude i don't

1:24:38

agree 10-9 gamrott that

1:24:40

first round no no i don't think so either no who said that but it may be i

1:24:43

could see maybe because

1:24:44

he did get him down a bunch of times but but i think it was close it was a

1:24:48

close fight but this is

1:24:49

a big move this is a big move for gamrott real early in the round like this 350

1:24:53

to go

1:24:53

and he's got side control already gamrock can't fucking submit you yeah you

1:24:57

gotta be real careful

1:24:59

grappler high level grappler super strong on top when when you get a guy like

1:25:03

this and he gets on top

1:25:04

that's when you're because they're so good at holding these kind of positions

1:25:08

it's also impossible to

1:25:09

get up especially you're not near the cage the cage walk and he'll go back to

1:25:13

half guard if he thinks

1:25:14

he's losing you yeah yeah this sucks these guys that are like really good at

1:25:18

these like side control

1:25:20

mount half guard positions they they're always looking for what you're going to

1:25:25

do next and they're

1:25:26

preparing for it and like if they know they can pass your guard they'll put

1:25:29

themselves back in your guard

1:25:30

just so they can control you and hold you down and use your leg as like an

1:25:34

anchor and then they'll

1:25:35

get right back oh we're gonna choke here yeah this is dangerous this guy it's

1:25:39

easy to pass too oh he

1:25:41

got out he lost it good job dan hooker's tough man he's got good defense but he's

1:25:45

got to get the

1:25:46

out of here i like i like hooker and butterfly he always makes something happen

1:25:49

here well what he's got

1:25:50

to do is get feet on hips and get some separation you're you're this guy's a

1:25:54

better grappler oh he's

1:25:56

got some cuts man bad cut but he's like a great white shark there he goes there

1:26:00

he goes good good

1:26:01

scramble don't keep going don't stop don't stop but don't get reckless don't

1:26:04

get reckless don't give

1:26:06

up your back but you can't give up your back yeah there's a there's a balancing

1:26:10

act right that's what

1:26:12

corey sandhagen did a good job giving up his back that's all he trained he was

1:26:15

in jeopardy but he

1:26:16

caused him some rounds it did but i liked the way he was going real high when

1:26:20

when dude got his back

1:26:21

he'd go real high up up on him and roll oh back up to his feet this is big this

1:26:27

is big let's go two

1:26:28

to go 250. come on hooker let's go dan hooker oh nice uppercut by gamrod that

1:26:32

was sweet i'm gonna

1:26:33

piss so bad but there's no way i'm going right now just hang in there never oh

1:26:37

left focus the body

1:26:39

see so this is a good example right that was a lot of control but not a lot of

1:26:45

damage on the ground

1:26:46

right but you would say he's winning the round for sure unless hooker starts teeing

1:26:51

off on him

1:26:51

and then you got to give it to hooker correct because hooker's doing the act

1:26:54

like right there

1:26:54

nice front plus also the number one thing they score is damaged exactly and

1:26:58

there was not a lot

1:26:59

of damage on the ground it was a lot of control control i think control is like

1:27:03

third on there and

1:27:05

like look at the aggression too like hooker's pushing the action here he just

1:27:08

needs to land something

1:27:10

something big yes like the first round yep but 130 to go is a lot it's a lot of

1:27:14

time hell yeah oh nice shot

1:27:16

oh he got some timing oh oh oh oh if he's rolling that's deep oh there we go

1:27:22

baby get his neck

1:27:23

don't do it again though don't go card don't go guard don't try to pull guard

1:27:27

on this this is not

1:27:29

good get out of this get out of this heavy hips head down yeah get out of this

1:27:32

push his head down

1:27:33

get the out of there don't accept this don't accept you gotta not accept this

1:27:36

because if you got to

1:27:37

this point this would be amazing if he on the initial shot you know nice elbows

1:27:42

these are big

1:27:44

make his ass work did they get rid of that 12 to 6 they did right they did is

1:27:49

it official 100

1:27:50

i don't know are all commissions honoring it you know oh it's another nice

1:27:53

elbow

1:27:54

that neck's there too yo i don't care what that elbow i heard oh hell yeah he's

1:27:58

trying to fit that

1:27:59

elbow in and he's also threatened the neck what makes him get back up to his

1:28:02

feet nice dog he's back

1:28:04

up again and isn't it what you're telling me it's exhausting having somebody's

1:28:08

weight on you like that

1:28:09

it's also exhausting trying to take a guy down and you can't that's why a lot

1:28:13

of guys don't grapple

1:28:14

there's nothing more exhausting than shooting yeah gamrot is just bleeding

1:28:18

dan hooker's energy they're both bleeding each other's energy because this is a

1:28:24

incredibly

1:28:24

grueling way to fight but i'd say more energy was put out on uh gamrot side

1:28:29

yeah for sure

1:28:30

it's also like dan hooker is more of a threat on the feet big yeah it's a

1:28:37

threat shirt he's hurt oh

1:28:39

he keeps hurting gamrot yeah and these elbows are big man these are big that's

1:28:43

why gamrot can't

1:28:44

finish the takedown he has to protect his head those are big elbows this is

1:28:47

going to be a great

1:28:48

why do they rotate the refs like are the refs tired why well you want uh you

1:28:54

don't want one person

1:28:56

to referee every fight you want to especially give them it's it is exhausting

1:28:59

you're moving around

1:29:01

you have to be there you have to it's kind of almost like it's like to keep it

1:29:04

fair that too i would

1:29:06

think but you you get multiple fights like a guy like herb dean who's probably

1:29:09

the best yeah like

1:29:10

three oh i'm on the main card you might see herb twice yeah but yeah you'll see

1:29:15

but he'll do the

1:29:15

and it depends if the heavyweights i'm sorry yeah if the main event's heavyweights

1:29:19

you usually see like

1:29:20

dean in there or a bigger guy yeah you want a big guy for heavyweights for sure

1:29:23

so does is it like

1:29:24

ranks like herb won't ever do prelim fights no he'll do some prelims november 1st

1:29:29

2024 so not yet

1:29:32

not yet still still legal i think you should be able to do everything knees on

1:29:38

the ground

1:29:39

i think knees on the ground would make it more entertaining so the grapplers

1:29:43

get finishes more

1:29:44

also like you shouldn't just be able to turtle crabs going wild the sneak

1:29:48

weapon crazy fight yep

1:29:49

if you can get it in the cage it's legal wow just a blade out what if you have

1:29:56

like

1:29:57

glitter blow it in someone's eyes it's worse than an eye poke

1:30:02

fuck yeah you have your last sport moment remember van damme yeah yeah here it

1:30:09

is third round come

1:30:10

on hooker you have hooker could just avoid the takedown and keep this standing

1:30:17

and press camera does hooker need to finish here i mean oh man kick kick a body

1:30:23

kick early in the

1:30:24

round but look at this he might be getting out of it he got out oh got that

1:30:27

neck got that neck yeah i

1:30:28

think got that neck oh it's he wouldn't now go now go back up to your feet get

1:30:33

up get up get up get

1:30:34

up get up get up get up get up camera that's good you can't wait there you can't

1:30:37

rest it's

1:30:38

fucking smothering man he is fucking smothering there was that window right

1:30:41

there man you gotta go

1:30:43

i like how he's punching the body of those mean motherfucker 1919 i like this

1:30:47

guy mike brown is

1:30:48

right there though with camera oh look hooker back up to his feet huge oh my

1:30:51

goodness oh my goodness

1:30:53

come on dog let's go jam i look tired oh yes sir that's what he needs to do

1:31:00

stay on his ass

1:31:03

it's going to be interesting just to see what the scoring is i think hooker won

1:31:06

both rounds

1:31:07

well he certainly could have when he comes to damage i would certainly say that

1:31:12

he's done the

1:31:12

most damage except for the first round i definitely think it's probably one one

1:31:16

going to this and

1:31:17

right now it's a toss-up but it might not be i mean it really depends on what

1:31:20

they think is

1:31:21

effective remember they're also in australia oh yeah hookers hometown hometown

1:31:25

yeah but who are the

1:31:26

judges do they bring them in from america australia oh nice front kick to the

1:31:31

body

1:31:33

oh hooker's turning on yes sir 330 to go is a long time man that's forever

1:31:37

especially if gamrod can't secure a clinch if he's going to be forced to stand

1:31:43

oh and i like how

1:31:44

he's going to the body dan hooker's pouring it on here son look out for those

1:31:47

knees too remember those

1:31:49

knees oh hooker's chin is strong gamrod just cracked him i'm saying gamrod

1:31:53

landed more significant strikes

1:31:55

it's even like he's thrown less yeah punching on the ground it's weird what

1:31:59

they label significant

1:32:00

strike yeah i don't necessarily always agree with no what that is i don't know

1:32:05

how they judge that

1:32:06

either they have a little clicker in their hand how do they do that oh that was

1:32:10

a nice hook yeah it was

1:32:11

and he got out hooker better turn on here man yeah hooker looks like he's

1:32:15

fading a little bit

1:32:16

and there's uh half the round plus to go hopefully just recharging it's really

1:32:22

hard to turn on a hooker

1:32:23

oh you son of a can't help myself live odds have switched to hooker as a two to

1:32:30

one favorite oh

1:32:31

oh yeah big underdog i like that wow interesting interesting i like how you can

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1:32:59

what'd you say jamie not available in texas not available in texas in california

1:33:02

either oh look at

1:33:03

this he stopped the takedown again come on hooker let's go to work okay so this

1:33:09

is a perfect example of

1:33:10

what i think of when i think of fights this is the end of the fight in the end

1:33:14

of the fight dan hooker

1:33:16

is beating up gamrot he's chasing him down he's walking him down he's landing

1:33:21

the better strikes

1:33:22

and he's the one pressing the action so in my mind he's winning this fight yeah

1:33:27

i think this should

1:33:27

count for a little more than every other round so that's why i like pride rules

1:33:32

i feel you the last

1:33:34

round's more important i feel you it's like they've duked it out for 15 minutes

1:33:39

who's winning at the end

1:33:41

i think that counts for something i don't think it counts for everything oh i

1:33:45

like the timing of

1:33:46

that that was nice timing but if he can survive this if he can get out of this

1:33:50

he's grabbing his gloves

1:33:51

said something mark goddard's a good one he's in there right now yeah he's one

1:33:56

of the best yeah jason

1:33:58

herzog one of the best yeah i love jason oh look at this look at this back up

1:34:02

to your feet uh let's go

1:34:04

let's go oh my god that left hand straight left oh come on he's got this let's

1:34:26

go baby let's go dog

1:34:27

this is another problem with the scoring system if other rounds are 10-9 how is

1:34:31

this one 10-9 right

1:34:33

because this is a much more dominant round for hooker he's got much more damage

1:34:37

he's closer to

1:34:37

finish yeah it's like how do you how is it only 10-9 let's get that neck let's

1:34:42

get that neck

1:34:43

let's get those elbows cracking oh he's got to warn him about the 12 to 6

1:34:49

elbows

1:34:50

but what wasn't that that seemed like more like uh 11 p.m to 6. there's a dude

1:34:57

on there's a dude on

1:34:57

twitter right now that's got three tvs he's watching this us and a football

1:35:02

game that's how

1:35:03

you live oh yeah hooker's gotta win come on hooker give it to what a fight what

1:35:08

a fight yeah amazing

1:35:10

guys doing it right camera didn't do enough damage from the top position to win

1:35:15

this for

1:35:15

me oh his eyes up what a fight that's a great fight his whole car his eyes

1:35:20

filled with blood

1:35:22

what a fight i'm gonna take a piss and i won't be surprised by the decision

1:35:27

it's like a little treat when he come back you know yeah what do you think

1:35:31

happened i think hooker wins

1:35:34

yeah oh there's gamrock catching with a right hand oh the thing left hook right

1:35:39

hand the thing that

1:35:40

scares me with the judges i always hate how they tend to go against somebody

1:35:45

that has cuts over their

1:35:46

eyes and blood all over their face right but but hooker had gamrock rocked and

1:35:50

dropped there's a big

1:35:51

difference gamrock did take him down and fucked him up in the first round but

1:35:55

the when when hooker was

1:35:56

hitting him it was it was more significant there's more significant moments

1:35:59

where he's in real trouble

1:36:01

real trouble and then also when gamrock did shoot the takedowns his neck was in

1:36:05

trouble he had a

1:36:06

bail on things camera did catch him a few times but overall i think uh hooker

1:36:11

did more damage have you

1:36:13

noticed how gamrock's left eye is like filled with blood it's like black it

1:36:17

looks like yeah and and hooker's

1:36:19

that would be a terrible ufc judge who do you think would win that fight i

1:36:23

thought hooker was winning the

1:36:24

whole time you're more of a not the first round okay not the first no i mean

1:36:27

first round he was getting

1:36:28

mauled on the ground i mean he did get up and he did land good shots but the

1:36:32

amount of damage

1:36:33

he took on the ground was pretty significant but towards the end he almost

1:36:36

knocked him out

1:36:37

he did hurt him yeah but it's i'd have to look at it again yeah i i felt like

1:36:44

gamrock if there's

1:36:45

a round that gamrock clearly won i felt like it was the first one but you know

1:36:48

what now that you're

1:36:48

saying that he almost knocked him out that's the only round that's questionable

1:36:51

i thought he won the next

1:36:52

too i've had a little drink but i don't but again at the same time like when it

1:36:59

comes to the grappling

1:37:01

and stuff i don't really know what i'm seeing like i i can't say what's amazing

1:37:06

and what isn't

1:37:07

well um hooker definitely threatened him a couple of times with chokes but gamrock's

1:37:11

takedowns were

1:37:11

awesome hit but hooker's defense was awesome too and his ability to get back up

1:37:15

to his feet

1:37:17

the camera is a smothering motherfucker here we go

1:37:23

29 28 camera is this on youtube 29 20 no this is on ufc uh espn plus no i'm

1:37:38

talking about us yes

1:37:42

dan hooker yeah dan hooker hell yeah dan split decision split decision well

1:37:46

that makes sense yeah

1:37:47

we were split yeah yeah i thought he won oh yeah me too that's a good win for

1:37:53

him too because gamrock's

1:37:55

gotta be top 10 right what is mateus gamrock was he ranked before this fight i

1:37:59

think he was five

1:38:00

and hooker was 11. that's huge

1:38:07

hooker's one of those guys like charles olivera i think you know he's still you

1:38:11

gotta like factor

1:38:12

in all these different things the experience oh yeah yeah he's got some losses

1:38:15

but then he's got a lot

1:38:16

of great wins too oh man the stuff we've seen charles do is just insane charles

1:38:22

is special jesus dan hooker

1:38:29

29 28. uh split decision oh y'all don't do live comments

1:38:33

what what are you doing with this stuff i'm on youtube let's be with the people

1:38:39

in the room let's

1:38:39

not connect with folks outside that no have nothing to do with us you're

1:38:43

watching us on youtube yeah

1:38:44

what are you doing i'm just keeping up with the zeitgeist yeah don't do that

1:38:47

you don't do that don't

1:38:48

do that y'all don't you don't know let's have a good time and hang out with the

1:38:52

people that are in

1:38:52

the room no not why there's three other people in the room and we're also on

1:38:56

youtube no were you just

1:38:58

watching you on youtube right now yeah bro this is ridiculous you want a mirror

1:39:01

or something look

1:39:02

guys we're all making too much of this dan hooker what a win for hookers i was

1:39:08

just going on twitter

1:39:08

to see who thought who agreed with me oh don't don't don't don't don't don't

1:39:14

don't and don't ever let

1:39:15

them know you're doing that either well y'all are more famous than me that

1:39:18

doesn't bother me it

1:39:19

doesn't matter it's like you're dealing with crazy people yeah you'll stay as

1:39:24

famous as you are you

1:39:25

keep doing that also you're doing it while you just hang out yeah it takes you

1:39:30

out of the moment

1:39:32

yeah uh who who what was what was your take on it what i missed uh i was right

1:39:35

you were wrong no i

1:39:37

no i had a hooker no no oh yeah yeah i had hooker winning two and three a split

1:39:41

decision though yeah i

1:39:42

said split yep yeah it looks like the other refs were kind of like the same as

1:39:48

we were

1:39:49

yeah interesting that's weird they gave him the second round one guy gave uh

1:39:56

gamrot the first round like i thought and then two guys gave him to hooker gave

1:40:02

it to hooker the first

1:40:03

round wow interesting because i had hooker two and three yeah interesting i

1:40:08

wasn't sure because brian

1:40:10

said a good point like he almost knocked him out at the end of the first round

1:40:13

i was like yeah you're

1:40:14

right i didn't think of that because he did you know he's mauling him at the

1:40:17

beginning of the

1:40:17

and that'd be the most significant strike in the first round yeah rocked him

1:40:21

here it is bohalio

1:40:22

god canadier's it's terrifying terrifying so is bohalio though he's no punk

1:40:28

when the

1:40:28

ultimate fighter brazil yeah he's good he's good man

1:40:31

what's the tattoo on his neck say um free spirit

1:40:40

that's like when you're one of those dudes it's like japanese things tattooing

1:40:47

your arms

1:40:48

yeah i'm one of those dudes he probably doesn't you know doesn't really speak

1:40:51

yeah because english when

1:40:53

he had that done yeah over over there yeah exactly probably looks cool yeah

1:40:57

yeah yeah like oh it's

1:40:58

badass yeah but you have like some other brazilian name tattooed across your

1:41:01

chest pretty dope yeah

1:41:03

you know yeah um i just think i think sentences are one of the lamest things to

1:41:07

get tattooed

1:41:07

what is just words i'll have it like deep things on your rib cage that's so i

1:41:12

think that's how about

1:41:13

deep things on your thigh every time you're taking a you get to read like some

1:41:17

declaration of independence

1:41:18

like it's less like instructions well a lot of people get the uh like bible

1:41:22

verses on their ribs

1:41:23

yeah oh yeah that's super original yeah that's like keep on trucking in the 70s

1:41:28

what the fuck are you doing why don't you get a tasmanian devil with boxing

1:41:33

gloves you unoriginal

1:41:34

that's so sick dude i'm gonna do that bro when i was in high school everybody

1:41:40

had a tasmanian

1:41:41

devil with boxing gloves on that's awesome really yeah everyone was so dumb and

1:41:45

they can't fight it was like

1:41:46

the coolest thing to get tasmanian devil with boxing gloves yeah that's me bro

1:41:50

i'm crazy

1:41:51

well remember barbed wire was the hotness oh my god that's crazy bro how many

1:41:57

dudes got that on

1:41:58

their ankles and deeply regret it like the bedazzled affliction shirts yeah but

1:42:03

when you're a dude you

1:42:04

got some around the ankle there's something about unless you're samoan i get it

1:42:08

like beads you know

1:42:10

polynesian you got beads in your ankle i'm cool with that but if you're a

1:42:13

regular dude it has to be a

1:42:15

full a big piece if you're gonna do it like hooker's piece gangster fine no

1:42:19

problem at all you just

1:42:20

have like just around the ankle yeah get the out of here yeah you gay though

1:42:24

get the out of here

1:42:25

especially if you got if you got put to sleep to get an ankle tattoo oh my god

1:42:30

that's it

1:42:32

i got put to sleep to get this chain link fence around my ankle is it over yeah

1:42:38

man you're up for

1:42:39

five minutes yeah doctor's like i'm pretty sure i could buck this guy right now

1:42:44

that's so dangerous

1:42:45

to do that to get tattooed that way wow because that's how people die it also

1:42:49

it doesn't happen a

1:42:51

lot but it happens enough it happens a lot it can happen oh yeah it's so bad

1:42:55

for your body yeah also

1:42:56

maybe tattooing is not for you if you have to be under anesthesia yeah you

1:42:59

gotta earn that

1:43:00

it's not your thing yeah remember it's not your thing for everybody slap fight

1:43:05

promo everyone pay

1:43:06

attention athlete let's go

1:43:09

that seems like um i wouldn't advise any of this it literally seems like almost

1:43:17

like a sketch i do want to

1:43:19

go to one because everybody i i'm telling you every like legit people that i

1:43:23

respect tell me like

1:43:24

dude i know whatever like i'm telling you it's so fun when you're sure if there

1:43:28

was car accidents

1:43:29

at the parking lot you go out and watch yeah does this have like does it have

1:43:32

like a feeder thing

1:43:33

like um like ultimate slapper or whatever you know what i'm talking about like

1:43:38

they go find these guys

1:43:39

they did yeah that's how it got started yeah they did they all lived in a house

1:43:44

and were slapping

1:43:44

each other you guys are saying this like it's trivial this is a real sport you

1:43:48

should shut the

1:43:49

up okay this is sanctioned by the nevada state athletic commission they do drug

1:43:54

testing yeah they

1:43:55

which is ridiculous they should i want my slappers on meth they do drug testing

1:43:59

i want them all on the

1:44:00

same that hitler was on when he went across poland give them the real stuff let's

1:44:06

go i want

1:44:07

messed up dudes slapping their faces off i don't want dudes on painkillers i

1:44:12

want dudes

1:44:13

just jacked to the tits on amphetamines there's definitely not a weight limit

1:44:16

to the heavyweight class

1:44:17

in this right that's a good question yeah but there's not those guys look

1:44:20

pretty big right but

1:44:21

they might be small and big you know you know they might it's a little unprofessional

1:44:25

just like

1:44:25

bigger class why don't you shut the up these bigger little athletes yeah i just

1:44:29

can't take here while

1:44:30

you disrespect which is a part of the parent company that i'm employed by yep

1:44:35

no because you know what if

1:44:38

you're really like that like a show for them just like hey you shut the up man

1:44:42

no joe you know what

1:44:43

you know what you know why it's because it's because of this right here if i go

1:44:46

like you like

1:44:47

you talking to some guy and i go hey hey you you know you're talking that's the

1:44:50

heavyweight champion

1:44:51

you go what they go slapping you know yeah yeah but dude if those guys if they're

1:44:56

really practicing

1:44:58

that one move it's like bruce lee said and they slap you in front of your girl

1:45:01

don't be a man do be

1:45:02

aware of a man don't fear a man who has 10 000 techniques fear a man who's

1:45:07

practiced one kick 10

1:45:09

thousand times they've practiced slapping 10 000 they were slapped up oh that's

1:45:13

how you go to sleep

1:45:14

in front of your lady from a slap baby your eyeball fell out are they allowed

1:45:19

the backhand no no wow

1:45:22

is this guy just gonna sit here and take it look at the current champ right he's

1:45:26

gone bro look how jack

1:45:27

that guy is and he's letting this guy do it to him in the gym 266 plus super

1:45:31

heavyweight bro in the gym

1:45:33

he just got brain damage for zero reason in the oh that's larry wheels

1:45:38

420. bro that's crazy man hit him right on me why would you i wish i was

1:45:45

friends with that dude

1:45:46

i would say don't do that i don't ever do that that's a free brain damage oh i'd

1:45:51

say that to both

1:45:52

of them oh there's a woman oh yeah oh you haven't seen a woman just did it whoa

1:45:58

now i'm down to watch that just you think you are no you think you are for real

1:46:04

her and some lady

1:46:04

just slapped each other he said he's gonna do it because i imagine like you get

1:46:08

a big girl and she

1:46:09

you like she pulls her titties this way first and when they go to bounce back

1:46:12

she follows behind

1:46:14

it oh yeah a lot of torque yeah like the kind of like the way uh the gut yeah

1:46:19

like the way i feel

1:46:19

the way butterbean uses stomach maybe a little oh like like a little extra

1:46:25

little something like a

1:46:27

like you're drifting it's hard to watch though because i don't especially when

1:46:31

they're pretty

1:46:32

yeah i don't i don't like you know that's sexist yeah the bare knuckle fights

1:46:35

for chicks i'm like

1:46:36

no don't hurt your face don't hurt your face yeah it just means more when a guy

1:46:41

has his face cut

1:46:42

up like he's just a badass yeah you know yeah you can still find a lady cheek

1:46:46

fights girls don't get

1:46:48

upset at that like where'd you get that fighting no they're attracted yeah they

1:46:51

don't get mad yeah but

1:46:52

a girl who's like been like where'd you get those cuts uh bare knuckle fighting

1:46:55

like uh oh i mean

1:46:57

maybe you're cool maybe you're cool but you might be out of your mind that's

1:47:01

not normal behavior for

1:47:02

no the uh double x chromosome also we don't look at that and go that's a mother

1:47:06

but you know it's a

1:47:07

special kind of dude though that's like you know what right i love a bitch with

1:47:10

cauliflower like a

1:47:11

chick with a forehead scar just a struggle and that guy's gonna just got sliced

1:47:15

with some elbow

1:47:17

yeah and that's a guy probably has a history of domestic violence or meth yes

1:47:22

ran into joanna at

1:47:23

that last ufc she is that's your are you still into better than ever oh we're

1:47:26

in love

1:47:27

we all we all look at he says that with his legs crossed the way i've never

1:47:31

done in my whole life

1:47:32

i can't even get my legs to do that yeah all right

1:47:34

who's that guy on family feud that was gay as fuck remember that dude what but

1:47:43

the host no

1:47:45

not not family food uh hollywood squares there was the one guy in hollywood

1:47:48

squares

1:47:48

confetti yeah rip taylor rip taylor yeah that's him there he is that's my that's

1:47:53

my mentor this is tony

1:47:54

oh yeah we're in love oh yeah yeah we're in love he's got a cigarette just love

1:47:59

each other

1:48:00

who's gonna tell him he's gay there he is oh come on you need that mustache

1:48:08

that's your life son i just throw up i just start throwing confetti out of my

1:48:13

puppet no that's what

1:48:14

he's doing jackass stop making fun of me stop making fun of me yeah we're in

1:48:19

love

1:48:19

oh my god because you actually are you actually do got a thing for her we have

1:48:24

a thing for each other

1:48:25

but do you think you could date a chick that could whoop your ass i thought

1:48:28

about this many times i like

1:48:30

the danger i like the idea you're never going to be on top you know that right

1:48:34

maybe she was never

1:48:36

going to be on top she's going to be riding dick and see tony i can't kill you

1:48:40

you know i can kill

1:48:41

you tony yeah and she's you guys get married can i i'm an ordained minister can

1:48:48

i uh can i do your

1:48:49

marriage yes and you know you can't you can't break out of that leg lock yeah

1:48:54

you're not breaking out of

1:48:55

shit yeah and by the way when you it's you're supposed to put the garbage out

1:48:59

put the garbage out

1:49:00

yeah head kick no no lip no fucking i'm trying to watch tv shut the up and put

1:49:06

the garbage out

1:49:07

does she does she have a man is there competition even if she does shut the

1:49:11

tony hinchcliffe is her man that's her soulmate we've known this for a long

1:49:15

time we've known this

1:49:16

like yo if you talk if you keep talking to me like that i'm gonna call rose

1:49:18

norman eunice over here

1:49:20

oh no what do you mean she beat her oh that's it like that's the only person

1:49:25

that's the only person

1:49:26

that can have your back that zhang way lee fight that was the craziest one you

1:49:29

got that giant hematoma

1:49:30

on her forehead that was not tough i'm telling you it was such a war everybody

1:49:37

that should be mandatory

1:49:38

watching every six months for any ufc fan because you kind of forget i re-watched

1:49:42

it the other day it

1:49:43

was on one of the hotels i was staying at oh my god you know you have you it's

1:49:47

crazy i mean crazy the

1:49:49

whole have you seen have you seen little nicky when um adam sandler movie adam

1:49:53

sandler's the one i

1:49:54

haven't seen but kevin kevin kevin neiland gets tits on his head that's what

1:49:59

she looked like it's almost

1:50:00

identical yeah she had a giant hematoma on her head but like a big titty you

1:50:04

know another crazy war is the

1:50:06

yon shao non fight when when wait zhang way lee put her to sleep and she wakes

1:50:10

up at the end of the round

1:50:11

they let her put her in the corner and she's like what happened yeah and they

1:50:14

just i was making fun

1:50:14

of it missed the entire fight she went to sleep she went to sleep she went to

1:50:17

sleep and still fought

1:50:19

five fucking how many rounds she gets five rounds did she get stopped at the

1:50:22

end maybe late in the

1:50:24

four or fifth but it went it went wow what a war and i was making fun of it

1:50:27

wasn't paying attention when

1:50:28

people don't like women's mma i'll let them watch those two fights yeah you

1:50:31

watch those two fights you

1:50:33

tell me you don't like women no it's just as good at the highest levels i think

1:50:37

i think women's mma is the

1:50:38

only it's the only it's the only mma is the only sport where the women's side

1:50:42

is just as entertaining

1:50:43

bro there's some there's some women except maybe tennis you can throw tennis up

1:50:48

there but other

1:50:48

than that make sure you put your balance in for kamala harris too

1:50:51

you disagree yes well listen there's some women that are competition level valetina

1:50:57

shevchenko when

1:50:58

she's in her prime when she had when she head kicked jessica i that's as good a

1:51:01

head kick you're

1:51:02

ever going to see in the sport the jess guy goes flat line but let me ask you

1:51:06

this falls back so uh so

1:51:08

when so when is he knocked out robert whitaker when you're talking about talent

1:51:11

you said she knocked

1:51:12

out jessica i right it's not the same level of talent in the sport overall they're

1:51:16

going to get

1:51:17

there but when amanda nunez knocked out cyborg it was one of the most exciting

1:51:22

moments in mma

1:51:24

period we were going crazy and you're like wow and don't forget when when ronda

1:51:31

ronda rousey the

1:51:31

ronda rousey run the end of that run when she got knocked out bro when she got

1:51:34

head kicked by holly

1:51:36

home that was crazy but but that wouldn't be considered high level right

1:51:40

because ronda's

1:51:41

striking compared to men's would be like yeah but even finishes even finishes

1:51:46

entertain like yeah oh that's

1:51:48

two different things like like um it's the same thing like when when rose won

1:51:51

the title how about

1:51:52

when misha tate strangled holly home to win the title amazing that was crazy

1:51:58

too amazing put her to

1:51:59

sleep while holly holmes throwing punches while she's getting choked

1:52:03

unconscious wow crazy i'm not you're

1:52:05

not gonna argue i'm not saying it's not entertaining it's not the same level it's

1:52:08

not the same it's not

1:52:08

the same that's all i'm arguing no there's no way they're still in leather

1:52:11

helmets it's because they're

1:52:12

right right right they're gonna get there but they're still in leather helmets

1:52:16

but they're leaps

1:52:16

and bounds from when ronda debuted oh leaps and bounds no they're moving faster

1:52:21

in the carano

1:52:22

they're moving faster than the men because they started i mean amanda nuyez i

1:52:26

mean she's kind of

1:52:26

gone now right no she might come back she's talking about coming back with kayla

1:52:30

but she can headline

1:52:31

she can headline a card oh yeah yeah yeah and what i'm saying is compare that

1:52:35

to any other sport

1:52:36

like are you no one what the the the women's uh olympic basketball team had the

1:52:42

least

1:52:43

amount of because they didn't have caitlin clark on it right right but but that's

1:52:46

what i'm saying

1:52:47

is like it's not oh no it's not oh as far as women's sports oh it's not the

1:52:51

same it's it's not even

1:52:53

close it's also it's violence man violence is more compelling than any other

1:52:58

sport is the reason why

1:53:00

football is so exciting is because of violence it's a sport it's a game but

1:53:04

there's something crazy about

1:53:06

watching guys tackle each other but it's also because there's also is because

1:53:09

there's nothing missing

1:53:10

you in the ufc every single thing i can see in a man's fight i can see in a

1:53:13

woman's fight

1:53:14

right they don't right they don't hold it back they don't change the rules they

1:53:17

win by ko they

1:53:18

win by submission yeah even though this cat is good he is super good super

1:53:25

slick for 120 tall as

1:53:27

fuck but but manages to cut the weight really well because there's no fucking

1:53:33

chance that guy weighs 125

1:53:35

and you could tell like when he walking on the street he looked like a nerd how

1:53:38

many super nerd

1:53:39

computer program he's probably about a buck 42 right now at least yeah

1:53:43

something like that height

1:53:44

right but man he's so slick and so skillful you know he doesn't have the same

1:53:49

type of moves as

1:53:50

sanhagen but he kind of reminds me of like he's kind of good at everything yeah

1:53:54

kind of good at

1:53:55

everything and ko's guys with sharp shots but this dude scares the out of me he's

1:54:00

a beast and he

1:54:00

comes from that same camp as camp is he and you know kickboxing volkanovsky

1:54:05

like that city kickboxing

1:54:07

camp is a nasty camp man those guys are good yeah bro when your last name is a

1:54:11

different country different

1:54:13

where you from bro and that place is like kai kara france these these that

1:54:18

place is just like a lion's

1:54:20

den you know when you have lions dens like that like the original lion's den

1:54:24

the kent shamrock

1:54:25

lines yeah it's hammer house yeah yeah iron sharpens iron man when you got a

1:54:30

bunch of killers together

1:54:32

all in one room it's just hard to keep them together hard to keep them together

1:54:35

especially when you guys

1:54:35

get successful and famous disaster it's also guys just can only keep up that

1:54:40

thing they do for so long man

1:54:42

you can only keep up that thing yeah mma is rare because yeah you can only keep

1:54:45

it up for what do

1:54:46

you think four years at your pinnacle depends but i'm saying in general like it's

1:54:50

like four like where

1:54:51

you're at your pinnacle like your top peak no one can keep it up forever weird

1:54:55

strip of mat down the

1:54:56

middle are those lines so it looks like a separation yeah that's where the yeah

1:55:00

it's sewed it's sewed together

1:55:02

they always have that you just don't why are you worried about that when two

1:55:05

men are fighting i've just

1:55:07

never seen that before what about that design no it looks like there's actual

1:55:11

openings there i'm gonna

1:55:13

call you always there's no way it always looks like that that matt's usually i'm

1:55:17

with you on this

1:55:18

it looks like a mat usually uh it's exactly what it looks like always no it

1:55:22

looks you can see

1:55:24

that there's space it's a little more obvious yeah it's sticking out a little

1:55:27

more guys aren't

1:55:28

someone who's gonna get fired because of tony hinchcliffe he's roasting the mat

1:55:31

designer see

1:55:32

yeah this is it yeah you got a good point yeah definitely there's some crazy

1:55:36

stuff more there's

1:55:37

spaces let's look at the fight though yeah for sure um kyle france had some

1:55:43

neurological problems

1:55:44

after his last fight really what you mean neurological well he got tested and

1:55:49

he was having some

1:55:50

neurological issues and they told him to take quite a bit of time off of uh

1:55:54

striking and contact more

1:55:56

guys need to take time off though uh-huh like i know it's not the cool thing

1:55:59

guys are chomping at

1:56:00

the bit and that's why you have managers but the problem with that too is like

1:56:03

i love izzy taking

1:56:04

time off and he you know he's one of the greatest ever if not the greatest but

1:56:07

it's to your point how

1:56:08

you're saying it's a short window and they go but you got to rest it's like i

1:56:11

get that but i'm 28 29

1:56:14

finding the 185 pound division so that you know the longer i take off the less

1:56:19

fights i'm going to get

1:56:20

right so it's a weird thing it's a balancing act but you got to have people

1:56:23

around you that are doing the

1:56:25

actual work in terms of like testing you and they did that with him they did

1:56:29

like neurological tests

1:56:30

and he it was an unfavorable result and then later on he did it and he had a

1:56:35

much better result so he

1:56:36

was happy that he did it he took the time off you know you just you got to

1:56:40

recover you get knocked

1:56:42

in the head a bunch of times you got to recover especially at the lighter

1:56:45

weights you got more time

1:56:46

well i mean i think in all weights man i mean i think about what happened with

1:56:50

volkanovski right if he

1:56:51

doesn't take that fight with izzy on short notice which i'm excuse me with uh

1:56:55

islam on short notice

1:56:56

which i think was crazy to begin with uh when you're dealing with the best

1:56:59

pound for pound fighter on

1:57:01

earth and you fight him in 10 days notice there's no way like eight days

1:57:04

something crazy but think how

1:57:06

fast volkanovski went to pound for pound basically number one we're all talking

1:57:09

about him yep and then a

1:57:10

a week later it's like oh he's the worst right well a week later he gets caught

1:57:14

but then he fights ilia

1:57:15

toporia and gets starched again yep too quick in my opinion real quick after a

1:57:21

head kick knockout so

1:57:23

he so he he apparently he um he didn't get to train as much because he had to

1:57:28

pass those neurological

1:57:29

tests before he could even start right no contact but you can hit the bag you

1:57:33

can do a bunch of stuff

1:57:34

you can hit mitts you can do a bunch of stuff technique can get better yeah it's

1:57:37

just you can't do anything

1:57:38

that hurts your head and believe it or not even hitting the bag can hurt your

1:57:42

head yes like if you've

1:57:43

been concussed you really shouldn't be hitting the bag you shouldn't be doing

1:57:45

nothing because every time

1:57:46

you're hitting something you're jarring your body bang bang because it's part

1:57:51

of the tells like you just

1:57:52

have to spell stuff and read stuff yeah and imagine struggling oh i'd fail that

1:57:56

right now

1:58:00

bro it's you know it's hard to know because different people have a different

1:58:05

result some

1:58:06

people can get hit in the head they're fine like mark hunt like that dude is

1:58:10

fine but it's also hard

1:58:11

to know like yeah mark has a chin but if you gave that test to him when he was

1:58:14

21 right and then give

1:58:15

him a test when he's 30 after fighting k1 and pride and yeah good point yeah

1:58:20

and then some people get

1:58:21

hit in the head they die yep have you ever heard of them pulling a judge off

1:58:24

the card during the fight

1:58:26

no it happened just a little bit no why for what scorecard the tai tu avasa

1:58:31

fight

1:58:32

oh because he gave it uh all three rounds tai tu avasa has been relieved of his

1:58:37

duties for the rest of

1:58:38

the night wow they said they said how he hit the showers oh yeah that's i've

1:58:42

never seen that oh look

1:58:43

look and i've seen all missing some shit man ursig's in trouble kai car francis

1:58:48

caught him oh he hit him

1:58:49

again oh r6 in big trouble that's it oh wow what a comeback oh my goodness and

1:58:56

we were like paying

1:58:57

attention to tai tu avasa your brain's 100 sir damn okay that's a great result

1:59:04

of taking time off

1:59:05

letting yourself heal get back to 100 now what do you think now yeah he's gonna

1:59:08

do now you have this

1:59:09

giant win well we'll hopefully we'll find out real soon but think about this

1:59:13

catapults him now let's

1:59:14

give your teammate just one beat up michael from the office time off yeah by

1:59:18

the way you think drake

1:59:19

is duplicy gives a about this he doesn't care no no that's that guy's this is a

1:59:24

big win for kai

1:59:25

carl france massive bro because they're both coming off losses so who fired the

1:59:29

judge

1:59:30

who else the commission let's take a second to soak in the fact that that judge

1:59:36

did give all three to

1:59:37

yeah wow look at that left hook oh that left hook's crazy oh we missed all this

1:59:43

oh my god we missed

1:59:44

all this good for kai carl france bro that's big dana doesn't have any control

1:59:47

over commission look

1:59:48

at this look at this watch this left hook bang son look at those legs stiffen

1:59:53

up that's beautiful

1:59:54

well the commission probably thought it was an egregious scorecard because we

1:59:58

saw jarzino teeing off on

2:00:00

him on one round you're gonna give it 30 27 yeah they're probably like hey homer

2:00:03

get the

2:00:04

out of here i mean there wasn't around that's a big win man massive bro because

2:00:08

they both come off

2:00:09

losses now think of steve ursic you're on top of the world right yeah razor

2:00:13

sharp decision now

2:00:14

you're down two and now you got ko half your pay but this is huge for kai carl

2:00:18

france because kai

2:00:19

care of france now becomes the most compelling guy for the featherweight title

2:00:21

other than brandon

2:00:22

moreno who's already fought pantoja twice it's tough and then remember that

2:00:26

other uh um homeboy

2:00:28

three times did he fight him three times three times and but then remember

2:00:31

there's not a ton of

2:00:32

contenders that's how steve ursic got in there right and because they let homeboy

2:00:35

go because

2:00:36

he's difficult to deal with yeah makaev yeah think about that that dude that's

2:00:40

been super difficult

2:00:41

so difficult he's undefeated 21-0 undefeated and tough as remember when he got

2:00:46

leg locked and

2:00:47

he did not tap yeah bro his knee bar was horrific it was i was like he might

2:00:51

ruin his career i wish they

2:00:52

would change this too the guy knows he lost let him leave no no no shut up nah

2:00:56

yeah take this in stay put

2:00:57

and then you better kill him look at that and then clap clap yeah that's how

2:01:03

men do it you gotta clap

2:01:05

good job bro give him a hug out of here you got me you got me did that stay

2:01:09

look small no that's

2:01:11

just don't go back to you of it the what it's just a weird view of it that's a

2:01:15

big place

2:01:16

that's not the same place like no they're in perth they're in perth so i mean

2:01:20

if i had a guess it

2:01:22

looks like 10 000 because the the biggest gate well sydney is huge that's that's

2:01:27

where holly and ronda

2:01:28

set the record melbourne's huge set the record too yeah melbourne is where they

2:01:32

set the record yeah

2:01:33

those oh etihad that's big but i'm telling you man the japanese were doing it

2:01:37

way bigger where's that

2:01:38

it's big it's 15 000 seats where they're at right now yeah right that's but

2:01:43

that's like less than t-mobile

2:01:45

the real big ones of the japanese what they did in pride they had 80 000 90 000

2:01:50

yeah they had 80 000

2:01:51

people every time yes yes multiple events in japan yeah they're great audience

2:01:57

members they know

2:01:58

everything that's going on they're not as wild when someone passes the guard

2:02:01

they all applaud yeah

2:02:02

they like technique tuned in they're tuned in they're real quiet while the

2:02:06

fights are going on

2:02:08

it's crazy it's it feels weird it feels different they're just really watching

2:02:11

and appreciative

2:02:12

like martial arts is such a deep history in japan like respect have they ever

2:02:16

done china oh yeah

2:02:18

no i mean they definitely have beijing but yeah they've done didn't they

2:02:22

bisping fraud gasoline uh beijing right yeah where else at least two or three

2:02:28

events yeah yeah macau too

2:02:29

is that like what does the cow count what is macau

2:02:32

i don't know does that count as its own country no that that would be

2:02:37

considered china right don't count

2:02:39

that's a good good district but there's like they have casinos over there they

2:02:42

say that make vegas look

2:02:44

like like reno god i bet those slot machines bro just i heard there's casinos

2:02:50

over there in asia are

2:02:51

just bonkers just bananas what is this one is that macau look at that that's

2:02:56

china right yeah is in china

2:02:58

so i know they did a ufc there and uh my friends that went and worked it they

2:03:03

were like bro this

2:03:04

fucking it makes vegas look like a joke look like barstow i have no desire to

2:03:09

go there well if you

2:03:11

lived over there you spoke chinese probably a good move if you're really into

2:03:14

gambling i'm gonna skip

2:03:16

they had to change the mgm the design at the mgm because they up and they had a

2:03:21

mouth

2:03:22

where it was like the lion's mouth and the people were coming through the lion's

2:03:25

mouth the chinese

2:03:26

people are like you out of your mind you know what kind of bad luck this is oh

2:03:29

really to walk through

2:03:30

the lion's mouth this is so stupid so they had to redesign the whole thing that's

2:03:34

how much business

2:03:34

they bring of course holy what yeah see if you can find that oh let's go baby i

2:03:42

guarantee you'd win

2:03:43

on my podcast i really need to win what's that you have a booked so he said no

2:03:47

i guaranteed him to win

2:03:48

hold on a second what jamie's gonna see it or do you want to see the attack

2:03:51

video attack video what

2:03:52

attack the lions no no no you weren't listening sorry when the mgm was first

2:03:57

constructed you had to go

2:03:59

through a lion's mouth to get into the building and they had to rebuild it yeah

2:04:02

what is this science

2:04:04

fiction movie what is this this looks good no i'm out crap you're out already

2:04:08

yeah everything's crap

2:04:09

slingshot that looks good i'm out i'm out what the fuck is wrong with these

2:04:12

going out in the space

2:04:13

nah bro in theaters that's it right there so that was the original thing

2:04:20

it says this myth busted it's no it's not true it's not true is it fake what's

2:04:25

the what's the

2:04:26

according to pervasive las vegas myth the mouth the mgm and lions served as a

2:04:30

casino's hotel entrance

2:04:31

even the pulitzer prize winning las vegas sun described the original mgm grant

2:04:35

entrance in march 2001

2:04:37

as a huge lion head with its wide open mouth serving as its doorway as you see

2:04:41

from the photo below

2:04:43

this just wasn't true okay so it's not going through the mouth but it's going

2:04:47

like

2:04:48

into the line it looks like it's going under its crotch but they did change it

2:04:52

and i think okay it's been widely reported that many chinese gamblers believe

2:04:56

that traveling anywhere

2:04:57

through the representation of a lion's mouth invites bad luck not nearly as

2:05:00

much bad luck as traveling

2:05:02

through an actual lion's mouth presumably what does that mean presumably but

2:05:06

enough okay it was literally

2:05:07

that it wasn't literally true that they entered through the lion's mouth former

2:05:12

mgm mirage spokesman

2:05:14

alan feldman told casino.org but many customers believed it to have the same

2:05:18

negative vibes

2:05:19

and refused to use that entrance yeah so it's true yeah it is true they went

2:05:22

around the door

2:05:23

but also they were saying uh where is it there's other like uh the rio and

2:05:29

encore casino

2:05:30

hotels are entirely missing floors 40 through 49 the number four is considered

2:05:34

unlucky because

2:05:35

sounds like a chinese or japanese words for death whoa jesus god dog yeah there

2:05:40

was like i remember

2:05:41

there was another but they're not missing the four floor there's other certain

2:05:45

floors that they didn't

2:05:46

have i forget what it was but meanwhile it's that's like the 13th floor but the

2:05:50

13th it's

2:05:51

it's like shooter jennings had a song about it it's like you know what floor

2:05:55

you're on

2:05:56

you know the 14th floor it's like that's what the point is like in asian

2:06:03

cultures gambling is huge

2:06:05

it's like the why the best pool players come from the philippines they gamble

2:06:09

it's all about gambling

2:06:10

over there and so because these guys are gambling for such intense amounts of

2:06:14

money like a lot of like

2:06:16

they're like luck and stuff is built into their culture right their new years

2:06:20

they got lucky fish

2:06:21

like you wish that you have more money luck is huge yeah luck is huge it's a

2:06:26

big deal and gambling's a

2:06:28

big deal it's a big part of the culture so if you have something that like

2:06:30

doesn't appeal to asians

2:06:31

and it's a gambling event you're gonna switch that shit up switch that shit up

2:06:34

quick they they don't

2:06:36

want to you don't want them going over the tropicana or wherever the they're

2:06:39

gonna go

2:06:39

in the world of like pool asians are some of the biggest gamblers ever

2:06:45

and that's why they're so good at pool yeah because they're playing for a lot

2:06:48

of money so they get

2:06:49

really good at it you know it's like there's consequences and there's you know

2:06:53

value in being

2:06:54

really good what else are they good at ping pong huge ping pong players you

2:06:59

know i mean go to the

2:07:00

beijing olympics yeah yeah didn't the chinese basketball team beat the american

2:07:06

basketball team absolutely not

2:07:11

how dare you didn't they you know it's funny when uh american team beat the uh

2:07:18

chinese math team do you

2:07:19

know that really yeah you want to see what the american players look like are

2:07:22

they all chinese

2:07:23

are they all asians yeah see if you can find the photo of the the american team

2:07:32

that won the math

2:07:33

competition it's like that in esports too like all our all our gamers and all

2:07:37

all our time is it a meme is

2:07:39

it is it a fake is it fake i don't know that it's fake but it's definitely a

2:07:42

shitpost

2:07:42

i love a good shitpost oh my god

2:07:48

usa math team will be chatting for the first time in 20 years bro that's legit

2:07:52

they won is that real

2:07:53

shut up you communist of course it's real america

2:07:59

yeah coming to save the day yeah i don't know i don't know about this one

2:08:07

which one just close the laptop i think we have plenty of information to form a

2:08:14

conclusion

2:08:14

true look there it goes oh god damn it regular americans this is

2:08:19

this is but this is a different year this is before they brought in the a-team

2:08:24

they squeaked by that year it's just a meme with regular americans they just

2:08:29

squeaked by

2:08:29

that's hilarious it's the meme i wonder how big of a star zhongwei li is over

2:08:37

there she must be huge

2:08:38

huge you assume right you know first ufc chinese champion yeah one thing i was

2:08:43

going to say

2:08:44

dominant they were watching the twerker little flapjacks well that's why that yon

2:08:48

xiaonan fight was so

2:08:49

big two chinese um citizens fighting for the world title and two of the best of

2:08:54

the best and a really

2:08:56

good fight good fight how many how many people viewed in china i wonder oh my

2:09:00

god must have been off the

2:09:01

charts there's so many people must have been off the charts who's that huge it

2:09:04

was a huge chinese

2:09:05

boxer that was like yeah hot and cold and hot and cold right right right right

2:09:09

he's huge and

2:09:10

he wanted to fight uh joshua because he beat him in the amateurs right but he

2:09:14

was just i don't know

2:09:15

what was wrong you're not talking about the guy who knocked out deontay wilder

2:09:18

yes yes yes he just

2:09:20

knocked out deontay and he's 40. yeah yeah dude's 40. yeah ain't nobody trying

2:09:24

to see that yeah with

2:09:26

deontay man it's like it's like you just don't always get him at 100 oh my god

2:09:30

well i just feel

2:09:31

like with deontay it's like there's only so many times you can get ko'd you

2:09:35

know there's only so many

2:09:36

times you did ayahuasca and get all friendly though that's a problem that's a

2:09:40

problem that's a problem

2:09:41

connected spirits world tell us what twitter thinks about all this brian hey

2:09:46

hey i'm adhd i need

2:09:47

constant stimulation this is a fight you're about to see one of the craziest

2:09:52

fights ever in the middleweight

2:09:53

division i mean i'm sorry arguing the greatest of all time other than anderson

2:09:58

silva yeah coming back

2:09:59

well you know they're different eras it's it's always weird to argue that right

2:10:04

because again it's

2:10:04

completely different but also one tested positive for peds one didn't just

2:10:07

gonna throw that out there

2:10:09

that's why i always bring up bj penn whenever anybody talks about the greatest

2:10:13

i always bring up bj but

2:10:14

i was there dude i was there when bj was storming the castle real deal when he

2:10:19

knocked out sean shirk i was

2:10:20

like who's this guy good luck who's beating that guy um but also you could also

2:10:27

argue iggy is he's

2:10:28

fighting better bigger better competition you could also argue that if demetrius

2:10:32

mighty mouse johnson had

2:10:34

anybody near his class in his division like he's the best yes you know the only

2:10:38

problem with mighty

2:10:40

mouse is that like skill-wise he's the greatest representation of martial arts

2:10:44

i've ever seen he's

2:10:44

the most complete in all areas in all areas and so and because he's not burdened

2:10:48

by gravity

2:10:49

his the way he can move the things that he can do you know and then you know

2:10:54

who always up the

2:10:55

argument gsp gsp was awesome you gotta throw him in the hat and he's 100 you

2:11:01

also have to throw john

2:11:03

jones in the hat oh yeah john jones is you know this is why john jones trumps

2:11:06

all of them because john

2:11:07

jones doing that light heavyweight and heavyweight where the level of air is so

2:11:12

small so small where

2:11:13

mighty mouse can zig when he should have zagged and gets hit and he can still

2:11:17

win the fight john can't

2:11:18

he's finding that much tougher i think dude i watch i watch mighty mouse like

2:11:23

go from a suplex to

2:11:25

oh yeah yeah nobody can do that no one can do it no one can do that no he's 125

2:11:29

pounds i was going to

2:11:30

say it's a massive advantage of that weight division yeah it's a massive

2:11:33

advantage you can move that fast

2:11:35

but you know john jones did have some split decision um victories and they're

2:11:41

bullshit yeah

2:11:42

you know tiago silva fight but no real losses or the tiago um santos fight no

2:11:47

real losses

2:11:49

no dominic reyes close close to a loss that one you could call it was close i

2:11:54

mean dominic was

2:11:55

i think john had lost a lot of motivation during that time he's fighting nobody

2:11:59

and it's not no

2:12:00

disrespect to them but you're john you go from fighting jail vitor machida dc dc

2:12:06

when john's at

2:12:07

his best is like when john fought dc like especially the second time that's

2:12:10

john at his best because like

2:12:11

there's a bit of rivalry they hate each other they're very you know what that

2:12:14

was also dc at his best

2:12:16

yeah yeah well definitely the first fight the second fight man that head kick

2:12:20

john just he he

2:12:22

knew it was coming too he know he knew dc had that tendency they actually even

2:12:25

talked about it

2:12:27

in the in the press conference they talked about it so you think i'm going to

2:12:29

lean to the right and

2:12:30

you got a head kick to me and he did it and and dc got taken down but also

2:12:34

remember that first fight

2:12:36

john tested hot he ain't definitely doing damn i keep forgetting that before i

2:12:39

spoil it before i spoil it

2:12:41

are you waiting to see how craig jones did tonight yeah how did he do he won no

2:12:45

you choke her out

2:12:46

yeah did he get her back yeah it's a video did he get her back yeah gabby garcia

2:12:53

i mean he did it

2:12:54

gently he was nice to her why she got because gabby garcia weighs like 240

2:12:58

pounds why is this happening

2:13:00

because they made this challenge match she's tapping because gabby garcia is a

2:13:05

multiple time

2:13:06

world champion and she's like 240 pounds but damn she didn't even get the braids

2:13:09

took out what you doing

2:13:11

well you know she wants to look good good for craig like that's more important

2:13:16

than i could have told

2:13:19

you if there was betting on that fight i would have bet everything i've ever

2:13:23

earned in my life

2:13:25

i would have leveraged it i would call i would call banks i would have called

2:13:28

my business manager and

2:13:29

said what else can we sell what else can we sell like what are the odds how

2:13:33

much money i'm getting this

2:13:34

is free money unless he breaks his neck she knew too that she was gonna lose oh

2:13:38

yeah everybody knew

2:13:40

there's no way craig jones is the second best grappler in the world yeah it was

2:13:43

a spectacle i mean he's

2:13:45

a phenom he's a phenom the only reason why he's not number one is gordon ryan

2:13:49

yes if you didn't have

2:13:49

this dude who's doing juice 365 days a year training every day studying like a

2:13:56

like a savant super smart

2:13:59

super smart freakishly strong technique off the charts the best ever yeah if

2:14:06

that guy doesn't exist

2:14:08

craig jones is number one when i finally got to watch him live i was like i get

2:14:11

it bro gordon is a

2:14:12

special athlete man yeah and you know there's there's a kind of mind that that

2:14:17

guy has that

2:14:19

that's a one in ten ten lifetimes you see it in other like michael jordan right

2:14:25

yeah you're seeing

2:14:25

kobe he reminds me a lot of magnus carlson you have been watching a lot of him

2:14:29

lately you have to be

2:14:30

insane to be that good you have to be insane there's like five dudes that have

2:14:34

that level of insane

2:14:35

dedication amongst all sports in the world and the second is armstrong don't

2:14:39

forget the second dude is

2:14:40

donagher the second insane motherfucker is his coach he always says donagher's

2:14:44

the cheat code he is man he's

2:14:46

a character in a movie he wears a rash guard at bars but he's a character he's

2:14:50

literally like mr

2:14:51

miyaki like you see him sitting on the side in his gi but it's just his

2:14:55

background the guy was a

2:14:56

professor professor of philosophy at columbia and then gets in love with jiu-jitsu

2:15:01

when he's working

2:15:02

as a bouncer and then decides to only teach jiu-jitsu and sleeps on the mat and

2:15:07

is training every day

2:15:08

list only has like one four doesn't give a about anything other than jiu-jitsu

2:15:14

your trends doesn't

2:15:14

give a about anything other than being effective and before he was all up

2:15:18

before his knee was destroyed

2:15:20

and he got to get a hip replacement he's all banged up man like real bad from

2:15:24

injuries and a lot of it's

2:15:24

from rugby but before he was banged up totally he was a nightmare everybody i

2:15:30

know that rolled with him

2:15:32

when he was younger like dude his technique was so good it was terrifying he

2:15:36

just had a bad knee his

2:15:38

knee was destroyed from rugby things happen for a reason though he goes on

2:15:41

become this you know once

2:15:42

in a lifetime coach he would have been a once in a lifetime fighter too i mean

2:15:45

he's a he's a real freak

2:15:46

but the fact that he can channel that kind of mindset of being an elite grappler

2:15:51

with a genius mind

2:15:53

into another genius like gordon who's also just as dedicated as him and

2:15:57

physically gifted he but he

2:16:00

even says he goes i'm not very athletic he says it's all just technique and

2:16:03

control but that's the

2:16:04

gamble right how do you know that that's the person you don't well you know

2:16:08

when he's a kid yes

2:16:10

because like he was he was obsessed by the time he was like a kid he's outline

2:16:14

you know and then

2:16:15

by the time he gets you know he trained with tom de blas and then by the time

2:16:19

he gets to john

2:16:20

donnaher and henzo school in new york he's already pretty good you know and

2:16:24

then those guys in that

2:16:26

henzo's academy in new york there were so many high level guys and i bet you i

2:16:32

bet you there's eddie

2:16:32

wolverine there's some child hanging around their gym that's gonna be a oh

2:16:37

guarantee you there's

2:16:38

murderers there right now gary tonin i mean that that whole gym was so high

2:16:42

level and then of course

2:16:44

henzo just henzo himself like his his background like he's direct gracie

2:16:49

lineage i don't like that

2:16:50

i don't like that did you did you catch that no what did you do he handed him a

2:16:53

monster energy

2:16:54

can over the cage and he took a little sip yeah that's filled with water it's

2:16:58

just it's for the

2:17:00

sponsors oh okay i thought it was cheating no no no damn dog your thumb are

2:17:03

yeah listen by the way that

2:17:04

ain't gonna help you there's not a fuck you could drink all the monsters you

2:17:07

want to fight in israel

2:17:08

i'm saying like there's not really monsters in the can it's water no no no it's

2:17:12

all checked all that stuff

2:17:13

is yeah it's just for their sponsorship and you see after the fight a lot of

2:17:17

times they have empty cans they

2:17:18

pretend to drink it you gotta stay off twitter dog you gotta stay off yeah you

2:17:21

think you gotta stay off

2:17:22

twitter he's like this is a conspiracy energy drink i'm gonna see what jones

2:17:27

has to say about this ddp's

2:17:29

man that's a monster look at that jacket i want a jacket like that that's the

2:17:33

next kill tony i'm buying

2:17:35

a jacket like that how many does he have oh bruce thousand bruce sponsored

2:17:38

there's a thousand of them

2:17:39

he puts so much heart and energy and pride into each one of these things i mean

2:17:45

it is so cool in the last

2:17:47

one he had conor mcgregor and michael chandler uh embroidered like sewed like

2:17:51

their images inside of

2:17:53

the lining of his jacket yeah but the fight got cancelled so he had it made

2:17:56

previously before the

2:17:58

fight just for him just for him they just had it stored in his closet yeah he's

2:18:02

a wizard he's the

2:18:03

best ever he's the greatest announcer in the history of combat sports will

2:18:06

never be another there's not

2:18:07

even a close second yeah i've known that guy for 25 years or something like

2:18:11

that i've known him forever

2:18:13

i met him in 1997 when he was doing those old ufcs you know he manages his

2:18:18

brother yeah well he's the

2:18:20

one who figured out how to patent let's get ready to rumble put a trademark on

2:18:23

that they sell that

2:18:25

they make millions of dollars just from let's get ready to rumble ballin yeah

2:18:30

he's a great guy too

2:18:32

everybody loves bruce oh yeah one of the best and he's just the most exciting

2:18:36

announcer ever like when he

2:18:37

gets you fired up for like if i was there give me a little volume let me hear

2:18:40

this all right joe let's

2:18:42

go let's get kicked off youtube it wow i know a guy i can get us i can get our

2:18:48

call removed

2:18:48

oh here we go come on is he

2:18:51

oh my god here we locked in boy locked in locked in

2:18:58

i see i see him clipping ddp as he comes in bro he looks really good man

2:19:02

physically he looks really

2:19:04

good doesn't he look like a little thicker yeah he does well i think he knew

2:19:07

this is going to be a

2:19:08

physical fight a lot of the training footage you saw a lot of like heavy inside

2:19:12

fighting and heavy

2:19:13

grappling not only does he look thicker he looks uh less uh uh flabby kind of

2:19:19

the usual remember he had

2:19:20

that tit that one time yeah but that was a probably an infection but he was

2:19:25

saying i read a thing where

2:19:27

he gave he was eating uber eats and a lot of previous fights and this one he

2:19:33

ate super clean

2:19:34

to increase his uh everything damn uber eats gave him one fat titty

2:19:39

i think it's a lot of uber eats he caught a bad onion ring just one time just

2:19:43

the one dick grows

2:19:44

one titty i don't know about the fucking seed oils in his titty

2:19:48

bro a dude does not want that especially dude takes his shirt off and fucks

2:19:53

people up for a living

2:19:54

bro nightmare i think i asked him about it one time and he was like a little

2:19:59

take i never want to

2:20:00

see this guy win i don't know why i'm telling you i feel the same way he's so

2:20:05

heelish he's a natural

2:20:06

i just want to root against him bro he's a tank man he's a problem yeah he's a

2:20:10

tough son of a

2:20:11

bitch he's awkward as fun and he says the n-word right yeah yeah he does a lot

2:20:16

when he's from

2:20:17

south africa and you can say it if you're south africa does he are you sure

2:20:20

doesn't he no i don't

2:20:22

think so i'm almost positive i thought he didn't even mike perry doesn't say it

2:20:26

anymore it's frowned

2:20:28

upon not anymore you know this but there's a few yeah i've heard of this it was

2:20:31

a big part of my

2:20:32

special i know here we go here we go here we go here we go boys here we go they

2:20:37

hit gloves yeah

2:20:38

they did they did they hit gloves i don't like oh my goodness is gonna charge

2:20:42

yeah he's a busy clip

2:20:44

that's gonna be oh my god thinking oh my god he's gonna get clipped bro this is

2:20:47

as intense before a

2:20:50

fight and he says you can get grudge world title uh one of the greatest ever

2:20:56

coming back trying to win the

2:20:58

title i just want right now to be the only time is back is against that fat bro

2:21:03

this looks intense

2:21:05

here we go here we go here we go here we go come on those gold gloves are

2:21:10

pretty dope i was thinking

2:21:12

this in the gym today i was thinking i wonder if trickus tries to exploit the

2:21:16

fact that izzy is heavy

2:21:18

on that left leg sometimes kicks heavy yes well with uh low kicks because alex

2:21:22

exploited that alex did a

2:21:25

lot of chopping at the calves in in the first fight in particular and even the

2:21:29

first round of the second

2:21:30

fight yeah i was thinking that right away but you but you're not alex pierre

2:21:34

right he's not but but

2:21:35

he is a good kickboxer and his team is very good at formulating strategies they

2:21:39

did a really good job

2:21:41

of having him fight southpaw against whitaker that was a big factor yeah

2:21:45

because whitaker seems to have a

2:21:46

little bit of a problem with southpaws when he gets caught with that right hook

2:21:49

and he caught that's what

2:21:50

what he caught him with that rocked him he caught him with actually almost like

2:21:53

a strong jab off the

2:21:54

right and he had some success against strickland too yeah i want to see if he

2:21:58

charges and and and

2:22:00

chops at those legs in in the middle of the the melees you know

2:22:03

oh nice inside oh he's already cutting it off yep yeah you think a clip coming

2:22:12

in like the first time i saw

2:22:14

drakus was live and he was charging like a bull i can't remember it was like

2:22:19

three four fights ago

2:22:20

or something he's tempered that he's tempered that he used to have these blitzes

2:22:24

where he would like

2:22:25

have his chin up in the air and charge forward i think though also those were

2:22:29

the days where his

2:22:30

mouth oh that left hook there it is although his mouth was open a lot during

2:22:34

those fights because

2:22:35

he had a nice kick to the body it was a cardio prompt too because he had a

2:22:39

completely destroyed nose

2:22:40

yeah so he got his nose reconstructed and now he could breathe out of his nose

2:22:44

and since then he's

2:22:45

looked amazing do pluses has a card oh he did that was a coach said he could

2:22:49

only bring breathe six

2:22:50

percent out of his nose which i thought was but then he got it fixed and that

2:22:53

motherfucker has cardio

2:22:54

yeah that was a nice high kick by drakus right there is he blocked to bc is he's

2:22:59

got that right hand

2:23:00

up higher now drakus just hit so hard man he's a dog dude dude he's a dog i

2:23:06

mean he's trying to kill you

2:23:07

bulldog yeah and he's really hard to hurt man like in the strickland fight oh

2:23:12

nice low kick by

2:23:13

izzy tony thought ddp you said the n-word a lot i swear to god i could swear i

2:23:19

saw a clip of him

2:23:20

on twitter it was something different uh he i think he said something about

2:23:24

being like the first african

2:23:25

champion no he definitely did that he said that he went on that rant yeah well

2:23:29

izzy said that to

2:23:29

him yeah what's up like he did when i was holding the microphone i remember

2:23:33

dropping the n-word yeah

2:23:34

izzy was yes it was awkward he's like my african brother he goes he goes i'm no

2:23:40

brother of yours

2:23:42

oh i interested i just googled it it's because adesanya called him the n-word

2:23:52

yeah sorry about that

2:23:55

are you rooting for him now you should root for him just because you feel bad

2:23:58

no izzy watches kill

2:23:59

tony every monday yeah he's the man does loves it he loves about it and

2:24:03

everything

2:24:03

he looks good guys yeah he looks good and you see that take down defense and

2:24:08

from this distance this

2:24:10

is izzy at his very best all day brother if you can he's the master at this oh

2:24:14

man he's also the

2:24:15

master at timing and his kickboxing is super technical he's setting things up

2:24:21

all the like

2:24:22

he's setting things up all the time i love it dude see if he knocked out alex

2:24:26

bro how wild is that wild

2:24:28

wild i mean he's moving away from these big shots so instead of standing there

2:24:33

like sean does a nice

2:24:34

low kick there by trickus uh instead of standing there like sean does izzy's on

2:24:37

his bike yep and he

2:24:40

looks real good he's real good on the outside he looks focused oh but that that

2:24:43

high kick is sneaky as

2:24:45

man he's done that a couple times let's go baby that's it baby is here we go

2:24:49

good combo by izzy

2:24:51

nice combo he's got to be careful for that left high kick man because drickus

2:24:56

is sneaky with that

2:24:57

and izzy's blocking with one hand which people don't realize it's trouble man

2:25:01

well it's trouble when

2:25:02

drickus throws that left oh we heard him with that right hand oh another low

2:25:07

kick oh get off the

2:25:09

fucking fence yeah exactly is he just shook his head which is never a good time

2:25:12

that means it hurt

2:25:13

he just low kicks him again yeah you're right joe i mean that's what i would do

2:25:19

if i was in his corner i would say you look at the alex fight two fights in a

2:25:25

row he had real

2:25:25

problems oh another nice uppercut great uppercut nice that high guard's perfect

2:25:30

for izzy and that kick to

2:25:31

the bodies oh there's that left kick again this motherfucker can kick better

2:25:35

than i thought bro

2:25:36

he's sneaky with that left yeah he is he's sneaky that thing's coming over the

2:25:39

top fast and the

2:25:40

motherfucker takes a shot too oh there's that left again yeah but izzy's

2:25:44

starting to feel himself

2:25:46

but here's the thing brother when you get those on the forearm it your arm up

2:25:50

so bad oh nice right

2:25:51

that's what i'm saying you gotta have two hands on another one you gotta have

2:25:53

two hands on it's gonna

2:25:54

break your forearm it can break your forearm yes especially oh we chopped at

2:25:57

the leg again those kicks

2:26:00

see that blitz is what's gonna get him up that's gonna get him knocked the out

2:26:03

yeah that's what we

2:26:04

want there it is again the high kick bro that left high kick is sneaky it's

2:26:08

gonna be a problem if

2:26:09

fizzy doesn't start getting too also just holding pads getting kicked by those

2:26:14

sucks yeah man if you

2:26:15

take three four of those in the meat of your forearm you think your leg goes

2:26:19

numb the thing about your

2:26:20

leg going numb is you got to walk on it your arm you're still moving around but

2:26:24

you might be in

2:26:24

fucking agony you got a shin slamming into your forearm all izzy's doing is

2:26:30

this so that that

2:26:31

yeah i mean none of them have been what should they be doing this like this you

2:26:36

got to do like

2:26:37

this and you want to catch it on the side of the bone and then this this softens

2:26:40

it so it's like

2:26:41

the worst thing you got is this this because if you go like one hand it's gonna

2:26:45

break snap that

2:26:46

shit snap that shit so many guys have gotten their forearms snapped by catching

2:26:51

a kick remember frank

2:26:52

shamrock and kung lee oh bro snap his arms just snapped it happens so often oh

2:26:57

my god this fight so

2:26:58

he's thick this fight so exciting i had to uncross my legs i had to text joanna

2:27:04

send her a heart emoji and a fist

2:27:07

i want you guys to get married yeah me too me too let's go we just need her on

2:27:16

board

2:27:17

you will be my bitch i just need her on board she's gonna make you wear a dog

2:27:22

collar son

2:27:24

she's gonna make you wear she don't peg you she's unbelievable in real life

2:27:28

like she got upgraded

2:27:30

too yeah there we go wow wow she got a bbo no comment no no no no that would be

2:27:35

fucking dope that would be ridiculous that's not that's a hall of famer you're

2:27:38

talking about oh oh oh

2:27:41

oh oh no that landed a lot of energy yeah but listen man this oh that's a nice

2:27:46

low kick there dude

2:27:47

that was a quick motherfucker kicking especially that left leg that left leg

2:27:52

low kick and high is very dangerous

2:27:54

that first round's tough to score yeah bro it's a fight i'll tell you that this

2:28:00

is a fight

2:28:01

nice good kick good kick good movement oh no no no no no take down hold up hold

2:28:10

up hold up hold up

2:28:11

hold up right back up right back up oh no no no no no no no almost hand fight

2:28:18

hand fight stand up

2:28:19

button hand fight stand up jack is such a bull man he's such a bull oh he's got

2:28:24

the back in the ufc but

2:28:26

he has a killer rear naked choke oh he's got the back that's not in deep yeah

2:28:31

but he's on top son this is

2:28:33

bad this is real bad he's gonna have to give his back again and stand up he's

2:28:37

gonna have to get up to his

2:28:38

feet he's got to stop the ground and pound it can't be fine that ain't terrible

2:28:41

that ain't terrible oh no

2:28:43

bad shots oh no he has it no oh no he's turning he's turning he's turning we're

2:28:48

good baby this is not

2:28:49

good dude this isn't a lot of time 330 to go oh no no no no it's still it's on

2:28:54

the chin oh no he's

2:28:55

good yeah wow oh he's on top oh back up back his ass up let's go come get some

2:29:00

show him who you are

2:29:02

come get some baby this is when you go that's right izzy let's go he's tired

2:29:06

nice front kick to

2:29:07

the body oh there it goes nice try he's in trouble he ain't kick you in the

2:29:11

dick nice try no no no he

2:29:12

kicked him in the body yes sir come on baby he's tired he's tired he's tired he's

2:29:17

tired as

2:29:17

he burnt out a lot of energy trying to finish that he almost had that i was

2:29:22

worried

2:29:23

oh oh good movement

2:29:27

that kick's slow now yeah he's tired he's very tired this round damn yeah that

2:29:33

charlie brown

2:29:33

this happened a lot of time oh a lot of time uppercuts left hand is he uppercut

2:29:37

oh right oh

2:29:38

good counter by dreckus oh you got him oh my god oh my god how does that

2:29:45

fucking take down yeah but

2:29:46

230 we're only halfway through this round kids oh he's back up oh he's grabbing

2:29:50

the fence he's grabbing

2:29:51

the fence oh don't grab the fence why not because it's a point i don't even see

2:29:56

the rest they give

2:29:57

warnings dog they should take a point i agree but they don't okay he's almost

2:30:01

up he's almost up dreckus

2:30:02

is tired he's exhausted he's tired just be elbowing him in the front oh he

2:30:06

landed that twice a little

2:30:09

cheeky punch oh yeah he's up he's up he's up he's up he's up he's up drink is

2:30:13

too tired to pull this

2:30:14

off right he's not even his punches don't even have nothing no he's exhausted

2:30:17

trick is he's exhausted

2:30:18

drink is a dog though got you know you got a hand fight don't

2:30:21

it is the giant killer this is this is making drink is exhausted yeah yeah

2:30:29

super exhausted is he's tired

2:30:30

too though look at that look at drickus is taking some deep ass breath son they

2:30:36

both are they both are

2:30:38

bro this is tough yeah this is tough come on up up he's up he's up he's up turn

2:30:44

does he have the

2:30:45

energy to slow 130 to go is a long ass time a lot of things can happen at 130

2:30:50

don't go kimura get quick

2:30:51

get clear get clear hand fight pick a hip and go bud violent elbows he's got to

2:30:59

get out of this position

2:31:00

first turn under he can't get taken down again he can't take it down nope yep

2:31:03

there it is again oh

2:31:05

he's up almost nope

2:31:06

this is exhausting for izzy too he's exhausted now you're carrying that weight

2:31:13

yeah he's got to make

2:31:13

sure he doesn't give up his back while he's standing up don't get those hooks

2:31:18

in the rest in here he's

2:31:20

almost up he's up he's up he's up he's tied around that waist though get deep

2:31:26

pummel get those hands free he

2:31:29

he needs to turn into them them trackers is fucking he's a dog dude yeah he is

2:31:34

because he's exhausted

2:31:36

he's exhausted it's like oh does he not have the like oh left hook oh oh oh oh

2:31:41

that was a good left

2:31:41

hook well now he's starting to get some power back in those punches because he

2:31:44

got some rest

2:31:47

oh here we go now turn oh god all right get free get free come on 29 seconds

2:31:55

pummel in

2:31:55

get that underhook in it oh look at this around the head that's always fun here

2:32:01

we go oh my god

2:32:03

i hate this guy oh you're makachev now he's on him he's not accomplished don't

2:32:10

hate the player kids hate the game

2:32:12

listen this is an exhausting round we're only in round two kids yeah only in

2:32:19

round two and this fight's

2:32:21

crazy when the last time we seen duplicists in deep water um sean strickland

2:32:26

most people thought he

2:32:27

lost too but that was the first time he went five rounds yeah right with the

2:32:30

new nose too right

2:32:31

wow this is a fight he starts with this is a fight son yeah this is a fight son

2:32:37

i like izzy's chances though well they do he's more comfortable in the striking

2:32:42

exchanges

2:32:43

if he don't sit down in the corner well he's also been kicked in the legs a

2:32:47

bunch

2:32:47

sometimes you don't want to sit down you're better off standing up you would

2:32:51

have it one one

2:32:52

i don't know because we're talking a lot of i'm trying to delete my bias

2:32:58

i know you could have a 2-0 i got it too i don't think this fight's going to

2:33:02

just yeah no if i had

2:33:04

a bet right now if i had a bet right now i don't think this fight's going the

2:33:07

distance no me

2:33:08

neither not a chance i think duples is getting knocked out this round i guess

2:33:12

one one i guess

2:33:13

drake is that right if he starts faking that hip drake has almost got that rear

2:33:17

naked in that last

2:33:18

round round you can't discount this right here no this is nasty dude this is

2:33:22

that fulcrum this is a

2:33:23

fulcrum choke if he has that left forearm on the back of the shoulder like khabib

2:33:28

did to connor this is

2:33:29

a nasty choke man it's brutal all of this you don't have to get under the chin

2:33:33

all that came from that

2:33:34

desperate ankle pick that diving ankle pick you got yep well i mean the guys

2:33:38

a dog he's getting lit up on the plus you'd have to give ddp that round because

2:33:42

he didn't do much

2:33:43

yeah yeah the was that i never called him ddp before i feel like i'm cheating

2:33:49

on dallas diamond page

2:33:50

diamond diamond dallas do you call him dallas diamond nice front kick to the

2:33:56

body

2:33:57

is he looks in good shape those kicks to the body are him up too man

2:34:01

that's the one that he tried to claim was a low he has to be careful because ddp

2:34:05

will start blitzing his ass

2:34:08

i want him to blitz that's what's gonna get him fucked up me too

2:34:10

i just still want him to blitz with izzy's back on the fence correct whereas he

2:34:15

can't go anywhere

2:34:16

that's trouble so the more the fight stays in this distance the more it really

2:34:22

favors izzy

2:34:23

especially as izzy is the more technical guy and he looks fresher right now to

2:34:27

me

2:34:28

yeah and is he's now he's starting to work the feints and all that he's in his

2:34:31

bag right

2:34:32

yes sir oh yeah he looks good now he looks good now oh drek is in trouble yeah

2:34:36

he's stumbling all

2:34:36

over izzy's feeling that he's about to get a leg kick here he's teeing off all

2:34:40

those those kicks

2:34:40

are coming slower now oh he's looking for the big shots i like that he's

2:34:44

looking for the big shots

2:34:46

and now he switches southpaw i love it i love it give him different oh head

2:34:50

kick let's go

2:34:51

and then we're again we're only in the third round boys oh

2:34:55

i like izzy's staying there when he closes the distance

2:35:04

whoo

2:35:10

trekkis has not done much this round kids no he's he's exhausted he's exhausted

2:35:15

oh look at

2:35:16

these he's not even like that he's doing that old thing head down that one just

2:35:21

hit shoulder that

2:35:22

was just flat oh nice rip to the body

2:35:24

damn his technique looks

2:35:27

oh and izzy keeps

2:35:30

him apart he's picking him apart and he's he's

2:35:37

up his body i know trevor norris somewhere just conflicted you know

2:35:41

he doesn't watch this man he's watching if you work for the that show you get

2:35:49

cancelled for watching

2:35:50

this yeah it's frowned upon you're encouraging violence

2:35:53

drekus has lost a lot of steam off of his shots and izzy has not

2:36:12

he got caught with the left hand there he got caught he got caught with the

2:36:15

left hand

2:36:16

he stay controlled is he don't let him close the distance another strong low

2:36:19

kick

2:36:19

let's go champ oh jesus christ god that technique so bad but it's landing yeah

2:36:24

but the thing is

2:36:25

like izzy let him catch him there i agree

2:36:27

use that jab is oh no like this oh he got hit again no none of that landed yeah

2:36:35

the right hand did

2:36:36

nah his hand was up dog yeah but it still hit his hand while his hand was in

2:36:39

front of his head

2:36:39

get out of there there you go oh that's big that's big that's big come on he's

2:36:43

exhausted let's go

2:36:44

but izzy's a little tired too here kids yeah he is but he looks better oh nice

2:36:49

right hand

2:36:50

yeah izzy's like third round tired this guy's like five fifth round yeah he is

2:36:55

well look how

2:36:55

he does everything he does he does as hard as he can every punch he throws he

2:36:59

throws as hard as he

2:37:00

can possibly that's why he's a problem yeah it's but it's also why the gas tank

2:37:05

runs dry oh nice right

2:37:06

hand whoo oh izzy's got the timing down yeah look how he avoid oh oh got that

2:37:11

uppercut there his timing's up

2:37:13

see i don't like they're gonna stay there and trade no no i don't like izzy's

2:37:19

shot the problem

2:37:20

is when he gets tired if he moves back and he just takes just a little too much

2:37:24

time and then

2:37:26

trickus blitz like that like if he gets hit with one of those yep those are

2:37:29

tricky yeah heavy they're

2:37:31

they're slow but they're heavy oh that's a nice low kick by trickus he still

2:37:36

keeps chopping at that

2:37:37

right leg oh my goodness oh my goodness come on i just want to see izzy put on

2:37:42

the brakes and hit

2:37:44

his ass bro i'm worried about those hammers me too bro it's like so close to

2:37:48

his grill yeah

2:37:49

you gotta appreciate that guy's grit he don't got the juice oh that left hook

2:37:54

the body was nasty

2:37:55

oh he took a big deep breath oh right hand is he going those body shots are him

2:38:01

up

2:38:01

it's investment yep and he's out of breath getting hitting the words he's

2:38:06

getting beat up

2:38:07

man i mean these shots all count you know it's like chipping away at him chipping

2:38:13

away at him oh jesus

2:38:14

it's like a trick is like a push he's a dog man yeah he's a dog nice inside low

2:38:20

kick yeah

2:38:21

he's not stopping this definitely is these rounds such a crazy strategy right

2:38:28

just

2:38:29

put your head down and wing punches wild and become world champion yeah

2:38:33

he's exhausted he's exhausted but he's a dog so it's not over yeah it's not

2:38:41

over man because

2:38:41

he's going to recover for sure that's the clearest round i mean it's clearly is

2:38:45

he yeah clearly is he

2:38:46

now is he the momentum is also clearly on izzy's side right you probably say 2-1

2:38:51

izzy yeah if you're

2:38:53

just balls deep on ddp say 2-1 ddp the the turn of the tide is definitely in izzy's

2:39:00

favor yes he's

2:39:01

really sucking air right here oh he's getting teed on and he's getting a lot of

2:39:04

rips to the body

2:39:05

oh he's not french oh that's why you gotta stay off twitter bro he's south african

2:39:21

oh right right

2:39:26

oh my god he's like what are you saying he's french we're like what the fuck

2:39:31

you said i might

2:39:31

get the casual of casuals yeah this is the whole deal with this fight is a

2:39:36

battle for africa he's from

2:39:37

south africa i know that's why i made the trevor noah joke but oh you

2:39:40

stupid name brian thinks france is in south africa here we go round four kids

2:39:49

championship rounds

2:39:50

let's go i am out of breath give me some mayonnaise oh no oh no how about a bordeaux

2:39:58

in between rounds

2:40:02

this french guy's this french guy his name drew me off i thought he was from france

2:40:09

but he's making

2:40:10

trevor noah jokes even though ten minutes ago i was making trevor noah jokes i

2:40:13

heard this french

2:40:14

guy dropping inbox oh oh oh oh oh oh izzy just had a beautiful combination oh

2:40:20

he dropped the ddt on him

2:40:22

what a sprawl he's dead now he's cooking baby he's dead he's out of breath he

2:40:25

doesn't even want

2:40:26

let his ass up he doesn't even want it let's go real trouble let's go he didn't

2:40:30

see ddp let's go

2:40:31

my god this is exciting this is the old style bender yes sir give him the feints

2:40:37

yeah there you

2:40:38

go this is the style bender of old kids yep yeah you're about to learn today oh

2:40:44

boy that knows i'm

2:40:45

in here with somebody that's not on my level well it's also a guy that's

2:40:48

compromised you've been

2:40:49

beating him up and chipping away at him and now you're fresher and he's dying

2:40:53

he's like taking big

2:40:55

lunging shots at you and that's the game plan that's championship man

2:40:58

especially for izzy's style like oh

2:41:01

nice kick to the body oh nasty oh look at that uppercut oh my goodness with

2:41:06

that apartheid

2:41:10

the mandela effect yeah he looks good dude he looks good let's get just ddp i

2:41:17

gotta i love those gold

2:41:19

gloves i gotta say i do too man i gotta say those gold gloves look fresh i want

2:41:24

izzy to win so bad so

2:41:26

he can fight strickland me too he's they're gonna fight again man i guarantee

2:41:29

you they're gonna fight

2:41:30

again oh yeah they're gonna fight again he he need that one back yep yeah well

2:41:34

i just don't think he

2:41:36

realized how good strickland was that's my feeling the few things i think he

2:41:39

didn't realize how good

2:41:40

he was overlooked them there's also drinking and then also all the fights title

2:41:44

fights people realize

2:41:45

like heavy lies the crown when you when you hold the title you gotta do more

2:41:49

media the pressure's on

2:41:50

you no one in the ufc history has ever like utilized the philly shell like you

2:41:54

know he's probably never

2:41:55

even seen that the way strickland fights is very unique and that front kick to

2:42:00

the body is also a real

2:42:02

problem he throws you off with that front kick to the body he does it up that

2:42:05

front leg whenever you

2:42:06

settle strickland's good man strickland's really good and his cardio is off the

2:42:13

charts

2:42:13

he spars so much well think about strickland like we know how hard oh daddy oh

2:42:19

is he caught him with

2:42:20

that right now hard ddp hits and strickland just stood in there toe to toe yep

2:42:23

that's how good his

2:42:25

defense is and that's how tough he is he's barely touched out of sanya tonight

2:42:30

yeah barely it's wild

2:42:33

a lot of effective low kicks boy is he just up his body too i love the body

2:42:37

shots just drain that

2:42:38

cardio yeah just move just out of the way yeah it's incredible how he does that

2:42:42

he's got one of the most

2:42:44

beautiful pieces of land the thing is the guy never stops swinging man and it's

2:42:49

like if you're tired at

2:42:50

all and you're in these exchanges it's dangerous man if i was in his corner i'd

2:42:54

be chewing on my

2:42:55

fingernails like get out of there don't stand in front of that guy also with izzy

2:43:00

making a miss

2:43:01

nothing uh depletes your energy source more than swinging oh dude dude dude

2:43:06

dude god why does missing

2:43:08

make you more tired than hitting because you have to pull your arm back yeah oh

2:43:12

dude dude dude oh my god

2:43:16

oh my god oh my god what the fuck is going on what just happened he heard him

2:43:20

dude he heard the whole

2:43:21

oh shit he might have this oh no he has it oh no no yeah oh no way oh my god

2:43:28

drekus is a fucking animal dude that's a tough motherfucker he's a fucking

2:43:34

animal that's

2:43:35

holy shit i was saying that those punches even though he's exhausted you can't

2:43:40

be in those exchanges

2:43:41

you're gonna get clipped if you get clipped you're in real trouble he got hit

2:43:46

with those big right

2:43:47

hands man he got rock with those right hands this makes me feel like like america

2:43:51

lost a war or

2:43:52

something wow like i just hate how this feels yeah i don't feel great i

2:43:58

guarantee you'd win

2:43:59

i remember one time when i was a kid i was a big um um i was a big donald curry

2:44:06

fan you remember donald

2:44:06

curry donald curry was a welterweight boxing champion okay and he fought milton

2:44:10

mccrory who was like his

2:44:11

big rival milton mccrory was a bad motherfucker too and uh mccrory hit him with

2:44:16

a no mike mccallum

2:44:17

excuse me the body snatcher they called him mike mccallum because donald curry

2:44:21

just knocked out milton

2:44:22

mccrory this spectacular fight and then he fights mccallum mccallum hit him

2:44:26

with a left hook to the body

2:44:28

and a left hook to the chin and he went out cold lying flat on his back and i i

2:44:33

couldn't take it

2:44:34

i had to go running i had to leave my house i had to go running i was just so

2:44:39

up over it

2:44:40

i said to myself i'm never gonna get that up over someone fighting yeah see

2:44:43

that's how i feel but i

2:44:44

want to eat instead of run bro so here it is it's the punches it's a weird

2:44:49

thing because because izzy was

2:44:51

look at this though dominating but but still in these wild exchanges that guy's

2:44:55

got the heart to

2:44:56

catch you his heart's insane look at this right here boom and then boom these

2:45:00

are big shots when

2:45:01

you're tired and it's the fourth round and then he gets his back man crazy he

2:45:07

won i don't know what

2:45:08

organization it was but i was looking at his record recently no he won like six

2:45:13

of his first seven

2:45:14

fights with that rear naked yeah no he comes from a tough organization

2:45:20

but literally like almost all of his first fights he won by rear naked this is

2:45:24

i found it so interesting

2:45:25

because i've never seen him even fight like that the last few fights he's a

2:45:28

weird one no he got darren

2:45:30

telling a real rear naked choke recently but he's a weird one as you look at it

2:45:33

like what does he do

2:45:34

well you're like well he's very awkward and he has no quit in him very awkward

2:45:39

no quit you would say

2:45:40

technically like super durable takes a great shot and amazing heart won't quit

2:45:47

yes i mean he got pissed

2:45:48

it didn't even look like he even rocked his or anything like izzy was just

2:45:50

confused about what

2:45:51

no no he rocked him yeah yeah those are big right hands acting like that dude

2:45:54

those are big right

2:45:55

hands those are they they they caught him right on the side of the head and

2:45:58

they hit him with two in a

2:46:00

row he punches with the back of his hand no he doesn't like this he's doing it

2:46:03

like this he's

2:46:04

hitting with the knuckles i'll tell you what my instagram comments on that izzy

2:46:07

post aren't gonna be fun

2:46:09

well don't read him no of course you bet no i i i guaranteed izzy would win

2:46:14

though i really thought

2:46:16

he was going to as well yeah but you can't count that guy out this is like the

2:46:20

whole thing that

2:46:20

i was saying like whenever you have these exchanges and you see these winging

2:46:23

punches

2:46:24

come izzy's way it's they're dangerous anything can happen and when you're

2:46:28

tired and you're not

2:46:28

moving back as good as you were in the second first happens especially when a

2:46:33

guy has no quit in him

2:46:34

yeah look at that man i mean that's a definitive this is what happens when you

2:46:37

live vicariously

2:46:38

through growing other grown men yeah you get disappointed man but think about

2:46:42

this this beat

2:46:44

he stopped whitaker he beat strickland he's beat izzy not only that he finished

2:46:48

izzy with a rear

2:46:49

naked choke nobody's finished nobody's finished izzy like that in a fight ever

2:46:54

in the ufc no one submitted

2:46:56

him like that no he's been tko'd which was controversial but no yeah that's

2:47:00

crazy i mean that's a crazy

2:47:02

victory you got to give it up it's hard for me to give it up to him i i don't

2:47:06

know why oh you're

2:47:07

crazy i know and he's also i know he's a nice guy he's never lost two in a row

2:47:11

he would get along

2:47:12

great he's a great guy yeah yeah i'm sure he is look i give it up to the guy

2:47:14

the guy's a

2:47:15

animal he's savage i hate him as much as i love izzy i hate how he talks let's

2:47:21

hear him talk yeah let's

2:47:23

hear the you love this stuff i'm gonna get an accent

2:47:26

i got the date down

2:47:30

bro he's legit he's legit he's like the russian from rocky don't you wish that

2:47:44

alex was still at 185.

2:47:46

you know i bet he could go to 205 he's big enough oh yeah he can definitely go

2:47:50

to 205. he would get

2:47:51

starched up there though oh but wouldn't you love to see him try oh yeah i mean

2:47:56

that's come on

2:47:56

that's jumping into the shark i mean he can take a shot for sure but can you

2:48:00

take a shot from that

2:48:02

guy and you take a shot from that guy at 205 because that guy at 205 puts

2:48:05

everybody night night

2:48:07

everybody goes night night well so strickland's guaranteed dana said strickland

2:48:10

gets the winner so

2:48:11

strickland's next for this then haas or you give strickland a little money to

2:48:15

fight robert whitaker

2:48:17

and you say come on let's go double champ no because you got yeah whitaker

2:48:21

fighting hamzat

2:48:22

oh that's right that's right that's happening soon too but who knows how that's

2:48:27

going to work out

2:48:28

hopefully hamzat makes the yeah that's what i was about to say i mean how many

2:48:32

fights has

2:48:32

hamzat had to pull out of you what two which is wild two or three and then he

2:48:37

missed weight on one

2:48:38

when he him home remember his whole claim to fame was he fought like three in a

2:48:41

row or something

2:48:42

yeah but that was before he got rich and famous yes different animal the

2:48:45

problem is he's like so

2:48:46

revered in the muslim world you know he's got like that chechenian leader loves

2:48:51

him and you know

2:48:53

he's a man now he's driving a mercedes and i'm saying like here's the question

2:48:59

uh what does he do

2:49:00

well is he was winning the fight he was doing real good doesn't matter the loss

2:49:05

you know it doesn't

2:49:06

you know he just got caught that happens he got caught i think is he comes back

2:49:09

and i think uh

2:49:10

izzy took a lot of time off i think he looked real good me too you know maybe

2:49:13

he needed more time to

2:49:14

prepare maybe dreckus is just that tough or maybe he needed another fight like

2:49:19

a tuna fight we don't

2:49:20

do that in the ufc there's no tuna fights the ufc son come back especially when

2:49:23

you're that good yeah

2:49:24

you're fighting the cream of the crop yep and also those guys there's no picnics

2:49:29

you know there's a lot

2:49:30

right savage why do you get a do you get a why do you get to fight the champ

2:49:34

because he lost the

2:49:38

the title in his last fight he's one of the greatest of all time yeah he takes

2:49:42

time off and it's the

2:49:44

most compelling fight other than strickland and there's a beef there you know

2:49:48

but now robert

2:49:48

whitaker looks pretty good too robert whitaker has to beat hamzat and then he'll

2:49:52

get the shot again

2:49:53

yeah whitaker looks talk and then don't forget uh bo nickel too bo nick bo

2:49:59

nickel is on the come

2:50:00

up well i mean he's got no doubt also joe peiffer how about them apples yeah

2:50:05

that guy's

2:50:06

terrifying he's terrifying for everybody oh my god first team all violence bro

2:50:13

somebody joe peiffer

2:50:14

hits so goddamn hard when he fought um power bar he might retire he might

2:50:21

retire he just said if he

2:50:23

decides to retire i just saw him take his gloves off is he oh my god i wouldn't

2:50:26

be surprised would

2:50:27

he because with disney he's gonna go back in the queue no all right let's see

2:50:32

what's going on

2:50:33

let's see what happens here he might just be just taking his gloves off because

2:50:40

the fight's over

2:50:40

nah man he can't do that i know he does that if he's retiring they'll give him

2:50:44

time stick him with

2:50:45

this hug see there okay he took his okay

2:50:48

his gloves are off yeah they're off but they're not on the ground not yet

2:51:07

but i was quite strong in there i felt strong able to resist the takedown i

2:51:17

just made a stupid

2:51:18

no mistake on the ground and he adjusted well for the gable grip and then

2:51:22

blocked me but i stand by

2:51:23

what i said to my family i will fight for you forever i swear to god no matter

2:51:29

what

2:51:30

well that's the opposite of a retirement right there

2:51:38

that's kudos to gdp all class yeah yeah all class

2:51:56

i ain't never gonna quit

2:52:23

i can't believe he didn't say it oh and let's not forget that was such a golden

2:52:27

opportunity

2:52:28

is he possibly the greatest post-fight speech of all time oh yeah when he beat

2:52:33

alex oh yeah yeah

2:52:34

it was good yeah yeah oh yeah that should make me give me chills oh it was

2:52:37

incredible that was

2:52:38

incredible oh look at this was better but yeah they worked it out this is cool

2:52:42

too

2:52:42

ddp beat a very good izzy very good is that tuned up is he who's ready to go in

2:52:48

shape a

2:52:49

fucking animal yeah he's an animal he's an animal and he's so durable he's so

2:52:54

he's a

2:52:54

fucking berserker berserker and he's so big for the weight class when you're

2:52:58

standing next to that

2:52:58

dude you can't imagine then he weighs 185 he's so big i wonder what he weighs

2:53:03

now

2:53:03

yeah i don't know what deep in the tubes oh yeah deep in the twos like 210 yeah

2:53:08

deep deep deep in the

2:53:10

two's yeah thick as big this is cool i'll tell you what this is cool i'm glad

2:53:15

they burn yeah it's

2:53:15

great i'll tell you what wouldn't be good if izzy went to 205 and fought alex

2:53:19

at 205 no i don't like

2:53:21

that i don't want to say that oh god no i don't please don't alex at 205 is

2:53:24

what he's supposed to weigh

2:53:25

and at 185 he was starved starved and dehydrated and still fucking people alex's

2:53:31

he's a different

2:53:33

thing yeah he's a problem alex is a different thing if drickus goes up to 205

2:53:37

and fights alex oh my

2:53:39

goodness oh my goodness i'll fly to the moon to commentate that fight yeah i

2:53:45

want to see that fight

2:53:47

that's crazy there's so many good fights coming up but for me the big one that

2:53:53

i can't wait for is

2:53:54

o'malley and my rob that's an interesting one yep oh yep oh bro how do you keep

2:54:02

that i mean if o'malley

2:54:04

keeps up what he did in his last fight if he can look that magical again and

2:54:09

again then all of a sudden

2:54:11

in my opinion he's jumping in the goat conversation real quick this movie looks

2:54:16

good he doesn't like it

2:54:17

was the last fight where he made that guy look in slow motion yeah because

2:54:20

think about he beat yawn

2:54:22

alistair ovary beats marab yeah like what are we talking about here yep you

2:54:26

just said alistair

2:54:28

overman you met man i met algeman sterling you might be like what did he do

2:54:35

what what did he do

2:54:37

bro this movie looks good i heard this movie's really good too you you have

2:54:41

weird tasting movies

2:54:43

you like everything because you eat 250 milligrams of edibles right before you

2:54:49

watch this every time you

2:54:51

recommend those movies are good that's a good movie you never saw prometheus

2:54:56

great movie great movie

2:54:59

son of a maybe it's good yeah but that's the last one what was the last one uh

2:55:04

it was the last one

2:55:05

yeah and that's good too the better it's better even than yes no i was called

2:55:09

the last one

2:55:10

shit what is it jamie the last alien movie i forget prometheus but they were

2:55:14

all good all the alien

2:55:15

movies but the last one was the best one covenant yes covenant's good fire that's

2:55:20

good yeah yeah

2:55:21

i love those i watched any alien movie any predator movie uh well you know what's

2:55:25

good surprisingly it

2:55:26

was a little bit a little bit yeah this chick's kicking ass on these aliens i'm

2:55:40

out it's good that's

2:55:41

great it's good dude it's it's wild it's a wild movie oh you know they're

2:55:44

making apocalypto too

2:55:46

oh is mel gibson involved because if not i'm out i think so you gotta let that

2:55:51

crazy

2:55:51

motherfucker give him whiskey too yeah don't let it be sober no let me get wild

2:55:57

mel gibson you make a

2:55:59

fucking movie son passion that cries apocalypto a sequel to passion of the

2:56:04

christ would be sweet

2:56:05

the fucking yeah the story of a fucking like what would that be like in the

2:56:09

modern day world

2:56:11

that's a crazy fucking movie you just you tell the you tell the story of one of

2:56:14

the other

2:56:14

motherfuckers that was being crucified that is that story is the test of how

2:56:19

much you believe

2:56:20

talking about oh yeah yeah how much do you believe do you believe you came back

2:56:23

from the dead i don't

2:56:23

see anything no really you don't see fake fake trailers god damn it these agi

2:56:29

motherfuckers aci whatever cgi i overheard someone say one athletic greens

2:56:35

these motherfuckers there's a new predator movie in the works oh there is what

2:56:43

is it kevin spacey film

2:56:44

look at cormier's watch what is that it's called badlands that's not set in 1719.

2:56:53

he's not

2:56:53

talking to you a predator in 1719. oh but it's uh similar to that just not a

2:57:00

sequel it's called badlands

2:57:02

is it in the same time period i don't know it says same director it was good

2:57:07

man prey was good i'll

2:57:09

watch that i have to check it out then tony which what kind of movies you like

2:57:13

you don't like predator

2:57:14

movies and alien movies i like crazy uh i re-watched hereditary oh i like all

2:57:19

the classics have you seen

2:57:21

hereditary before what's that oh it's like one of these freak creepy fucking

2:57:25

creepy scary movies it's like

2:57:27

really creepy and i like that have you seen midsummer it's from the same guy

2:57:31

that made midsummer from the

2:57:32

a24 people oh what's hereditary oh it's what's it about dude well it's hard to

2:57:38

describe see that creepy

2:57:39

ass little girl yeah it's pretty it's pretty much about her kind of why is it

2:57:44

always little girls

2:57:45

scare the out of you when they're evil well look at the face on this one i mean

2:57:48

jesus oh yeah yeah

2:57:50

every single person she's a good actress too every single person after this

2:57:56

movie like googled like is

2:57:57

this girl really uh evil evil regarded regarded is she like possessed oh

2:58:04

regarded her face her face is

2:58:07

i don't want to get you in trouble but regarded we're like what does he say we're

2:58:14

listening to the

2:58:15

code that you didn't give us the she didn't give us the password for what's the

2:58:20

code regarding she's

2:58:21

regarded she really have a weird face or is it you know what she's on what we'd

2:58:25

say a regard she grew up

2:58:26

though was the was that movie that came out recently about that little girl was

2:58:30

a vampire

2:58:30

and the people were uh they kidnapped this little girl and they thought that

2:58:35

they were going to get

2:58:36

paid to like oh she kills everybody yeah it's like a game that they play they

2:58:41

they bring people in to

2:58:42

kidnap this little girl so that she could them up later that's right i'll tell

2:58:45

you what i'm excited

2:58:46

about that abigail that's a fun movie that's a fun movie man you've seen the

2:58:50

whole thing abigail yeah

2:58:52

i love these movies abigail's fun have you seen the trailer for the new beetlejuice

2:58:57

yet no oh my god

2:59:00

yeah it's actually this is like the first time i've been excited for a movie

2:59:03

since the last tarantino

2:59:04

movie really i'm with him on this i love beetlejuice you haven't seen it michael

2:59:08

keaton's back

2:59:09

you can't watch it you know jenny ortega from uh she did she played wednesday

2:59:15

oh yeah yeah she's in

2:59:16

it too oh okay the writers in it we can see the trailer as long as we don't see

2:59:20

it on camera as long

2:59:21

as we don't hear it out loud well the music kind of you have to picture tim burton

2:59:26

music throughout

2:59:27

all this like creepy powerful but he's he is the master at creating a very

2:59:32

specific aesthetic the best

2:59:34

yeah is that winona ryder watch this look at that motherfucker you're damn

2:59:37

right beetlejuice a little

2:59:38

older yeah cgi they can do a lot of to you make you look exactly like you used

2:59:45

to look like he's out in

2:59:46

a month dude i felt so i felt so bad for that guy when i saw the movie as a kid

2:59:50

when the lady shrunk

2:59:51

his head again did you yeah i felt real bad for him i was like why you just be

2:59:55

quiet yeah yeah i felt

2:59:57

like you deserved it dude the original beetlejuice is amazing great movie if

3:00:01

you rewatch it there's so

3:00:02

many cool things hidden in the beginning and stuff that come back later imagine

3:00:08

tim burton pitching edward

3:00:09

scissorhands wild okay so it's johnny depp handsomest guy we're gonna make him

3:00:14

look goofy and we're

3:00:15

gonna give him uh scissors for fingers wow it's really frustrating because he

3:00:19

cuts everybody yeah what

3:00:21

movie's so good what the are you talking about it's a metaphor on how we hurt

3:00:25

the people we love

3:00:25

the most oh is that what it's about i don't know i think it's a burden you know

3:00:29

he wants to hug you

3:00:29

but he can't because it'll hurt you i don't even remember the movie it's been

3:00:32

so long since i've seen

3:00:32

he's dressed all wearing he starts cutting all the girls hair i mean was it

3:00:36

good fuck yeah

3:00:37

unbelievably good yeah classic crazy good yeah like the whole way through tim

3:00:44

burton was

3:00:44

on a i know but imagine like pitching that imagine if you're like an investor

3:00:49

and you're like what

3:00:50

what the are you talking about oh that's the thing is get me a superhero movie

3:00:53

god damn it i want the

3:00:53

avengers beetlejuice is the real og version of that because it's like you could

3:00:57

never pitch anybody

3:00:58

beetlejuice today that's one of these things that happens online it's a fake

3:01:02

one oh timothy chalamet

3:01:03

that's real because there's multiple photos of it probably some ai photos and

3:01:07

someone is trying to

3:01:08

clickbait that's probably my guess yeah it's not razors on his head i haven't

3:01:11

heard of it is it a real thing

3:01:13

tim burton did beetlejuice and then uh nightmare before christmas is yeah but

3:01:18

that's how creative

3:01:19

people can get they can find enough stuff out there to create a fake trailer

3:01:23

that makes it look like

3:01:23

it's a real movie hey jimmy what was the deal with that ref did you ever find

3:01:26

out the judge yeah well

3:01:28

that was a terrible card yeah it was a terrible card he gave all three rounds

3:01:33

to tie and rosenstrike

3:01:35

was teeing off on him that's crazy speaking of those fake trailers they got calen's

3:01:39

old ass

3:01:39

he came up to me he's like dude do you see conor mcgregor dude i'm like what he's

3:01:43

like he's the new

3:01:43

popeye and i'm like they're making a popeye movies like you don't seen the

3:01:47

trailer like no

3:01:48

he showed him like you're a fucking moron he's a terrible actor

3:01:53

dude conor mcgregor what was that movie road show road house terrible conor mcgregor

3:01:58

has popeye oh my

3:01:59

god count out this actually it's actually yeah i'm feeling it i'm in why don't

3:02:03

they make this

3:02:04

connor they should make this connor if i was your manager i'd say the chandler

3:02:09

fight

3:02:09

no i am into this yeah let's go these these scenes are from roadhouse

3:02:13

so what shut the up stop running for me no one saw roadhouse we don't know that

3:02:19

shane has a great joke ah but that's ai that's like oh that's super ai shane's

3:02:27

joke about connor

3:02:28

amazing oh so funny but you can do a lot of cgi stuff and make me believe

3:02:33

they got i mean cow is yeah all well i mean pretty soon we don't get to the

3:02:37

point where you can just make

3:02:38

the movie you can just make the movie well you know that's why tyler perry shut

3:02:41

down his studio

3:02:43

tyler perry was in the middle of making an 800 million dollar production studio

3:02:46

and he saw sora

3:02:47

saw a demonstration of the new uh ai the ability to like you just put in a

3:02:52

prompt and they show you've

3:02:54

seen the videos of sora you've seen it like we played it in the green room the

3:02:58

other day yeah like

3:02:59

duncan wouldn't stop talking about it incredible the the the tokyo in the snow

3:03:03

was insane he showed me

3:03:05

it's insane yeah yeah it's wild so he shut down his studio he's like hold up i'm

3:03:09

gonna pause because

3:03:11

i'm not gonna need that i'm not gonna need all this crazy everything's gonna be

3:03:14

done inside of

3:03:14

a computer maybe or he shut down studios because people weren't watching him

3:03:18

dress up as a lady

3:03:19

anymore but they are yeah he's not bone broke anytime soon they are those

3:03:23

things sell those

3:03:24

things still slap oh oh yeah oh there's a market for that is there yeah really

3:03:29

listen very popular

3:03:31

movie on amazon i think there you go there's a market for everything he also

3:03:35

has shows he has a

3:03:36

bunch of shows yeah no he's got a bunch of it yeah so he saw that he was like

3:03:39

that's a wrap

3:03:41

i mean why would you spend 800 million dollars on some antiquated if a computer

3:03:45

program comes

3:03:46

along next year and then you could do it on your laptop yeah you have the

3:03:49

expensive studio i mean all

3:03:51

this new shit i'll tell you what i did the other day something i like to do

3:03:54

once every five years at

3:03:55

least i did dark side of the moon with wizard of oz incredible have you seen

3:04:02

this it's one of the

3:04:03

greatest anomalies and coincidences in the history of art what are you talking

3:04:08

about you don't know about

3:04:09

this no if you hit start on dark side of the moon on the second roar of the mgm

3:04:14

lion of wizard of oz and

3:04:15

you turn the audio of wizard of oz all the way down and dark side of the moon

3:04:18

all the way up

3:04:19

it matches it's a crazy fucking visual thing it matches exactly yeah it matches

3:04:26

in this weird way

3:04:28

lyrics where it syncs up dark side of the rainbow also known as dark side of oz

3:04:32

or the wizard of floyd is

3:04:34

a pairing of the 1973 pink floyd album dark side of the moon with the 1939 film

3:04:38

with the

3:04:38

wizard of oz this produces numerous moments of apparent synchronicity where the

3:04:42

film and the

3:04:42

album appear to correspond members of pink floyd and dark side of the moon

3:04:46

engineer alan parsons denied

3:04:48

any intent to connect the album to the film i asked roger waters about it and

3:04:52

they get asked

3:04:53

all the time about this but it seems like they made it to to sync up they didn't

3:05:00

the coincidences

3:05:01

are insane it's nuts it's i think it's proof of the simulation i think so too i

3:05:06

when i was re-watching

3:05:07

it the other day i was positive of it positive of it there's a lot of stuff

3:05:11

that makes me think like

3:05:12

this isn't real yeah you know like these really smart people that understand

3:05:16

this in a level that i'm not

3:05:17

really capable of like elon says the chances of this not being a simulation are

3:05:22

one in billions billions

3:05:25

yeah and he's a smart guy but i only hear rich people saying we're in a

3:05:29

simulation like a lady

3:05:30

working at mcdonald's with four kids they'd be like this is a simulation listen

3:05:34

the kid working

3:05:35

in the cobalt mine in the congo wishes he worked at mcdonald's yeah right that

3:05:38

would be the simulation

3:05:39

oh my god free fish and chips yeah you know fish and chips whatever whatever

3:05:43

you get play fish

3:05:44

i told you i had a cheat day today i ate two filet of fish and a spicy chicken

3:05:49

sandwich at mcdonald's

3:05:51

it's gonna run solid cheat day how'd you feel 30 minutes later terrible

3:05:56

terrible i worked out like

3:05:57

a werewolf after that trying to burn that shit off like what did i do i haven't

3:06:00

seen you eat bread in

3:06:01

like a year yeah i barely do but today i did today i went off i had a piece of

3:06:05

bread we went to eat too

3:06:07

i didn't give a you battered that bitch up too onion rings too i ate three

3:06:10

onion rings

3:06:11

man that steak was awesome yeah three forks shout out to three forks you can't

3:06:17

have a bad restaurant

3:06:17

in austin i i it's very rare man you can't you won't survive they don't last

3:06:23

long there's too many

3:06:24

good ones well even there's a taco caught across from the mothership oh it's

3:06:29

bomb unbelievable

3:06:30

bomb diggity yeah good pizza out here though uh there are places out here there

3:06:36

are places i hear i

3:06:36

have not been yeah but there's there's a bunch of places if you google it there's

3:06:40

like some high-end

3:06:41

places that make some badass pizza you have to find like an a1 top tier

3:06:47

sandwich shop oh we got those

3:06:50

we do yeah yeah you gotta find them oh you have uh don't you have a fanoogies

3:06:54

out here something like

3:06:55

that what's that one that calen yeah it's no no no no it's something like that

3:06:59

right no no no scarfs

3:07:00

that's my go-to right now it's a great sandwich but i'm talking about something

3:07:05

on the level of like um

3:07:07

like italian delis like you ever eat it like ghost sando in uh in l.a no that

3:07:13

like that level where's that

3:07:14

how about my man giovanni that we had cater kill tony oh that was unbelievable

3:07:21

that dude from gnr's

3:07:22

deli oh i saw you post about it he's got his own place now in white plains it's

3:07:25

good insane i didn't

3:07:28

eat all day just so i could eat his sandwiches on saturday night i just decided

3:07:31

not to eat

3:07:32

snarfs is the best sandwich i've had a hot second though they're very good i'll

3:07:37

eat that

3:07:37

shit no no it's not bad at all no you know who's got great sandwiches joe de rosa

3:07:41

oh yeah his spots out here too he's making a spot out here he had a pop-up when

3:07:45

um moon tower was

3:07:46

going on he did a pop-up the comic yeah yeah he brought us some sandwiches he's

3:07:50

got a great sandwich

3:07:51

shop in new york city joey roses really good really good big ass sandwiches too

3:07:57

have you found good

3:07:57

chicken wings out here oh yeah what's that place you get delivered um it's

3:08:02

called the bbq chicken they

3:08:04

have one in l.a too you told me about that bomb ass korean place that's what i'm

3:08:08

talking about no the late

3:08:10

night place um what is it called soha oh soha no you told me about that i told

3:08:15

you about that about

3:08:16

soha yeah there you go yeah so that's right but that's not chicken wings no no

3:08:20

no but it's korea it's

3:08:22

awesome amazing david lucas knows the best chicken wing spots nice bbq chicken's

3:08:26

the best chicken wings

3:08:27

period you know what's the chain you get all the time yeah no those crusty over

3:08:33

breaded ones get the

3:08:34

fuck out of here what do i say joe guss's i didn't know guss's was a chain guss's

3:08:39

is incredible no

3:08:41

guss's is great for the last time i got guss's it wasn't as good but but i

3:08:44

think by the time it got

3:08:45

to you was cooled off that's why they'd be better but they bet about 90 but guss's

3:08:49

but when you get

3:08:50

it in guss's it's hot but that's what you want they don't have wings though

3:08:53

they just have like fried

3:08:54

chicken yeah but they have fried pickles but it's great lucy's i think it is

3:08:58

lucy's fried chicken here

3:08:59

have you tried that yeah this is good yeah this is good i mean i haven't tried

3:09:03

all the fried chicken

3:09:04

have you tried that uh egyptian barbecue place kg barbecue egyptian oh yeah

3:09:10

yeah it's a food truck

3:09:11

yeah okay yeah it's attached to a little brewery yeah that's awesome too i went

3:09:15

there with um action

3:09:16

bronson yeah oh and golden chicken makes decent wings they got this i don't

3:09:20

know what they call it

3:09:22

crack crack crack sprinkle crack some kind of seasoning that they it's awesome

3:09:28

there's so many

3:09:29

good there's no bad food bro there's a seafood spot out here called mongers oh

3:09:33

that's place that place

3:09:34

is great mongers is good mongers is great best crab cakes i had outside of maryland

3:09:38

oh you got to go to

3:09:38

jay carver's and get the crab cakes jay carver's has the best crab cakes jay

3:09:42

carver's not that mongers

3:09:43

aren't great but jay carver's are off the charts okay best crab cakes i've ever

3:09:48

had damn i've been to jay

3:09:49

i've only been to jay carver's once without you it's great oh yeah yeah yeah

3:09:54

you can't get bad food

3:09:55

out here it's um it's if you're in a town that has bad restaurants like that

3:09:59

sucks like if you want

3:10:01

to go on a hot dinner date you got to go two hours but where has like bad i

3:10:04

guess middle america maybe

3:10:06

like iowa bro no bro like go to go to like indiana go to vermont you'll starve

3:10:10

to death yeah it's like

3:10:12

it's no it's like white people food i asked the dude i was like yo what's good

3:10:16

out here he was like pot

3:10:17

pies no it was like some kind of steamed steam clams no it was like steamed

3:10:22

sandwich

3:10:23

yeah they like they like steam they like put cheese on something and steam i'm

3:10:28

out bro it's only warm

3:10:29

there for a day yeah you can't stay in a place that's that best steakhouse i've

3:10:33

ever been to is in

3:10:34

oklahoma oklahoma city really yep best steakhouse ever hands down i'm really

3:10:38

what's it called something

3:10:40

rip have you been to that place in vegas bizarre meats start me yeah bro you

3:10:44

might change your

3:10:45

mind that's the top of the pile for me oh the name good call you're real smart

3:10:52

that means the top of the pile that one place we went to a crazy like b-a-z-z-a-o

3:10:58

not b-i-z my word

3:11:00

not bizarre like how bizarre yeah no like a bizarre like a like a shop oh gotcha

3:11:06

yeah i thought it was

3:11:07

like bizarre no no no no we're getting wacky no no no we have zebra no it's uh

3:11:12

that guy uh jose andres

3:11:14

that famous chef oh word it's incredible it's all argentine style so they have

3:11:18

like hardwoods burning

3:11:19

and the steaks are like on these grills you're raising lower no okay that's a

3:11:24

chujascaria that's

3:11:25

brazilian yeah that's like fogo and they have that like they have the old cow

3:11:29

they have that like an

3:11:31

older cow mature cow yeah they like the milk cows like by the way who dresses

3:11:35

better than dean thomas

3:11:36

yep dean is the best dresser in all of mma he's always got some stylish on yeah

3:11:40

that's pretty good

3:11:41

like look at him my man rocking that ascot dean dean will rock a turtleneck and

3:11:45

like what are you

3:11:46

wearing like always he's always got some slick on he's great

3:11:50

what do you think about khalil roundtree great fight fighting alex that's crazy

3:11:56

right entertainment

3:11:57

wise it's great and he's won five in a row it's a funner fight for alex just

3:12:00

built keeps building

3:12:01

him and after that the his last fight you know like when you see khalil it just

3:12:06

keeps getting better

3:12:07

just keeps getting better love khalil such a good person he's a great guy i

3:12:10

just had him on recently

3:12:12

yeah that fight that's a big ass fight man huge fight for him because remember

3:12:16

he's gonna be the

3:12:17

co-main event on a connor card he gets busted connor connor falls out yep and

3:12:21

now all of a sudden he's

3:12:22

fighting for the title in salt lake city by the way who saved more cards than alex

3:12:28

legend that's why he's my

3:12:29

pound for pound number one he just keeps sent like they just keep having him

3:12:33

save these cards a card goes

3:12:35

south who wants to defend the title i was like chama doesn't speak english

3:12:39

whatever let's ride and he's

3:12:41

one of the biggest stars in the sport yeah doesn't speak like you don't have to

3:12:44

speak english in the

3:12:45

sport like all that shit talking's great but if you can just flatline every

3:12:49

motherfucker that's in

3:12:49

front of you you have to be a knockout artist though right you have to be flatlining

3:12:53

dudes you can't

3:12:54

be a grappler right right right like when floyd mayweather was making all those

3:12:57

pay-per-view dollars

3:12:59

even though he's winning by decision just everybody wanted to see him lose yes

3:13:02

he had talked so much

3:13:03

shit got people so riled up that everybody bought it and they would just smartly

3:13:07

box his way to a

3:13:08

victory he didn't care but it kept working yeah kept working he'd get people so

3:13:13

riled up yeah he

3:13:14

realized like people wanting to see you lose it's just as powerful of marketing

3:13:18

as anything maybe more

3:13:19

powerful yeah i mean that's why he's always showing his cars and showing his

3:13:22

jewels and his watches i want

3:13:24

him to lose so bad i'm gonna watch every fight that he's in you know so him and

3:13:28

john strickland the

3:13:29

rematch is going to be very interesting because i thought sean won the first

3:13:32

fight i thought it was

3:13:33

real close but i thought i think sean beats him in the rematch really yeah what

3:13:36

makes you think that

3:13:37

um i thought sean beat him the first time

3:13:40

i think not only does he beat him i think he's gonna beat him bad really i don't

3:13:45

know if there's

3:13:46

beating ddp bad imagine if sean beats ddp bad then you go sean is he too i i'm

3:13:53

happy with that i can't why

3:13:55

not let's go yeah why can't you why not you can't what are we in russia yeah

3:14:00

let's go he didn't have

3:14:02

a win shut your dirty mouth and let's party no i think is it but is he's going

3:14:07

to is he not moved

3:14:09

into that almost into that that connor status where he can pick his shots no no

3:14:16

he didn't almost

3:14:18

you don't have that if he won tonight for sure but here's the other problem he's

3:14:22

going up against you

3:14:23

have hamzat you have all these other killers coming up the rankings yep and

3:14:27

they need their shot

3:14:28

yeah and it was a definitive fight what does it say here what's he saying

3:14:33

coming down to 185 one

3:14:34

more time oh my god what's the rest of that's just oh okay it's oh my god he's

3:14:41

gonna come down

3:14:42

to 185 one more time bro is a menace look at that face oh my god that's not

3:14:48

real that's fake

3:14:49

what are you talking about that's real that's how he talks that's real that's

3:14:52

his page that's his

3:14:53

instagram he brian probably knows he's been on instagram all night he's been

3:14:57

checking twitter

3:14:58

it's fake let me ask everybody on my twitter page well brian's like that french

3:15:02

guy's tough because

3:15:03

does he do he talk like that yeah oh yeah all the time sure he wants a fight

3:15:08

yeah and he knows what

3:15:09

he's doing he can make 85 still which is just nuts bro but he was making 85 and

3:15:15

going up to 220 the

3:15:16

night of the fight oh that's so crazy i would love him now does he get a shot

3:15:20

if he go if he wants it

3:15:21

absolutely yeah he's the champ at 205 he's a champ at 205 if they decide to

3:15:26

have if he decides to make

3:15:28

85 again and they decide to do it for december because like look in a perfect

3:15:33

world connor fights

3:15:34

chandler in december in vegas in a perfect world that's what connor wants in a

3:15:37

perfect world

3:15:39

but he hasn't fought in a couple of years like is that going to happen you know

3:15:46

and i'm gonna be

3:15:46

honest i'm not as excited to see connor fighting how dare you well with more

3:15:49

that's the problem as

3:15:51

time goes on like if he doesn't fight for a year from now it's a tough sell can

3:15:55

he ha can he still

3:15:56

headline yes yes and still the biggest i'm not as excited for that card as you

3:16:01

wouldn't be as excited

3:16:03

as you were if chandler and him fought in july right if chandler and him fought

3:16:06

when they were

3:16:07

supposed to fight but the week of the fight yeah you're gonna be excited oh

3:16:10

yeah and then when

3:16:10

he walks out he's gonna be doing his promo wrapped up and the whole place goes

3:16:14

green i'm gonna yeah i'm

3:16:15

gonna watch it but i'm not gonna be like oh i can't wait like i was i was i

3:16:19

couldn't wait for this

3:16:20

right you know more excited than when you were for the french guy yeah that guy

3:16:29

we we we we we we we we same shit trevor noah jones imagine brian simpson with

3:16:37

a map where's he from

3:16:39

what's his name guy cara france dude you would be you'd be so ashamed of how

3:16:46

baked i was on flagrant

3:16:47

i'm so ashamed because i didn't oh no i listened to it did you not know what

3:16:53

you're talking about no i didn't

3:16:54

remember it till it came out i was in i was in detroit the weekend before and

3:16:59

they kept dropping

3:17:00

off edibles in the green room boxes and stuff and there was this one called

3:17:04

band and i had a bag of

3:17:05

them and it was the bag was 200 milligrams right and but the night before fliggered

3:17:11

i couldn't sleep

3:17:12

so i reached into this box and grabbed one and i ate it and i didn't realize

3:17:16

like it the one i ate was

3:17:18

just one like like you know like the chip challenge like if there's just one

3:17:22

chip in the fall you ain't

3:17:23

supposed to eat that right it was one of them and the whole thing was 200

3:17:27

milligrams oh and i didn't

3:17:30

realize it and then an hour later i wake up and not only am i not sleep but i'm

3:17:33

energized and i'm higher

3:17:35

than i've ever been in my whole life and the podcast is in like three hours or

3:17:40

four hours that's a

3:17:41

nightmare and i get there that should be enough time no no joe i was hot all

3:17:46

day i was high through that

3:17:48

whole day and then a little bit when i woke up the next day wow it's not good i

3:17:53

mean you're cool i can

3:17:54

live in that world but it was just like i just was like this is the day we

3:17:57

haven't this is gonna be just

3:17:59

gonna have this kind of day right yeah you're gonna wake up you're gonna end up

3:18:02

you know you're gonna

3:18:03

eat some food you might end up at a drum circle who knows thinking guys from africa

3:18:08

french

3:18:09

right i'm not i'm not that high today i'm a little high but not unless you're

3:18:13

on flavor i thought it

3:18:14

was good i was just but i was struggling man i was not clear-minded at all andrew's

3:18:18

a professional

3:18:19

though he's he'll carry it well that that show's great to be too high because

3:18:22

there's so many people

3:18:23

on the show there's a lot of people that can carry things yeah you know there's

3:18:26

always someone

3:18:27

chiming in that that's the benefit of having a lot of people on the show yeah

3:18:30

like if you're too high

3:18:31

and it's just you and the person you're like yikes the problem the problem is

3:18:35

not that i'm terrible

3:18:36

when i'm high it's just that uh i it's just stream of consciousness and you've

3:18:40

heard me just you've

3:18:41

heard the stuff that spills out of my brain when i'm just not when i'm just

3:18:45

regular right right right

3:18:46

so it was like all right i'm just saying whatever right it was fun though it

3:18:50

was a great time

3:18:51

yeah like it's a well it's also you're protected you're amongst friends yeah

3:18:55

and i got i love that i got

3:18:57

to go to new york city without having anything else to do so i got to like

3:19:01

experience

3:19:01

the city right i was like i still don't want to live here but i get it but it's

3:19:06

it i get it for a

3:19:07

visit yes i love it for a visit i can't imagine vegas yeah yeah we were just

3:19:11

there for kill tony

3:19:12

it was amazing i mean it was cool for me to fly in with like very minimal

3:19:17

obligations just had to

3:19:18

be a guest and have a good time and soak it all in different it was crazy dude

3:19:22

yeah to me it feels like

3:19:24

living in an obstacle course where it's like i gotta get through just to get to

3:19:29

the

3:19:29

right but people like that because it's like it's a hustle excitement yeah it's

3:19:34

a lot of activity yeah

3:19:35

dude i'm telling you watching kill tony go down in madison square garden that's

3:19:38

another

3:19:39

thing to me that i go this might not be real this might be a simulation this

3:19:42

seems too great to have

3:19:44

seen it from the beginning to see it at madison square garden like this doesn't

3:19:47

seem real and not

3:19:48

only see it at madison square garden but there's probably like 70 standing ovations

3:19:52

over two nights

3:19:53

oh it's nuts yeah there's so many moments that were so nuts they were so fun

3:19:58

yeah it was so ridiculous

3:19:59

but it was also it's just so bizarre to see it in such an enormous arena filled

3:20:04

with people that love

3:20:05

the show i should have been there oh you should have went yeah you should have

3:20:08

went why didn't you go

3:20:09

what were you doing nothing i just but i just got back from new york i was just

3:20:12

exhausted jelly roll

3:20:13

sang new york new york yeah first time ever in a three-piece suit and a top hat

3:20:18

black keys opened

3:20:19

up on saturday oh yeah it was insane dice went up first it was insane by night

3:20:23

two he was pretending

3:20:24

he was my assistant because he did such a good job the night before that i

3:20:28

hired him as an assistant

3:20:30

it was like a combination of like a comedy show pro wrestling chaos and like a

3:20:35

celebration of comedy

3:20:37

that's really what it is you're vince mcmahon oh in the kill tony organization

3:20:41

it was crazy that

3:20:42

i didn't you know i i've only seen clips still i haven't like watched it back

3:20:46

but when i do it's so surreal because i'm like watching it almost you know

3:20:52

definitely like a fan

3:20:54

because i'm you know like just the shane uh as trump talking about joe and joe

3:20:59

popping up like from

3:21:01

my perspective it was awesome but when i'm telling you just cooked that up

3:21:05

right before the show too oh

3:21:06

yeah that was not something that was planned so good yeah right before the show

3:21:10

i showed up and i

3:21:11

wasn't even going to go on that day i was just hanging out i was on the panel

3:21:13

the day before

3:21:14

until he's like i got an idea he's like rubbing his fingers together oh yeah it

3:21:19

was great because

3:21:21

because uh the whole silly trump uh being mad yeah rogan endorsed even though

3:21:29

he didn't rfk jr and then

3:21:31

having joey diaz go on after that was insane the whole it was just magic man it

3:21:36

was like like i said

3:21:37

it was like a celebration of comedy that's what it felt like it's like comedy's

3:21:41

back it felt like a

3:21:42

celebration what's so cool what i was saying about the pro wrestling thing was

3:21:45

is when i was watching

3:21:46

that clip that was the first time i've seen what the people see so when trump's

3:21:50

doing that and all of a

3:21:51

sudden uh the director anthony giordano who actually directs the ufc's goes all

3:21:55

the way to the back of

3:21:56

the arena so you see the entire stage and there's just this tiny stairway in

3:22:01

the middle and you see

3:22:02

something and the crowd at that moment smoke from all four five six banisters

3:22:09

or whatever it was

3:22:10

and the name on this crazy huge led just rogan rogan rogan were you wearing

3:22:15

that white shirt

3:22:17

you look i think so yeah yeah which is actually perfect for the which was

3:22:22

perfect for the bit

3:22:23

that i came up with 20 minutes before the show because i wanted him to intimidate

3:22:27

trump so trump

3:22:28

could do that silly thing where he reverses his course he's the best great guy

3:22:32

he's a great guy

3:22:36

watching him try to not laugh while he's saying that while simultaneously

3:22:40

seeing adam ray who's a

3:22:42

professional character and actor and comedian totally break his biden which he

3:22:49

never does

3:22:50

and he's cracking up throughout that and harland just so happens to be behind

3:22:55

him who's a notoriously

3:22:57

silly guy who's just cracking up and a fan we all is the best to be able to

3:23:03

have moments like that there

3:23:05

but again it was like it was a celebration of comedy yeah like the legends

3:23:08

bucket when you kept pulling

3:23:09

people out of the bucket so it's also it's also a celebration of your creation

3:23:14

tony like i see it

3:23:15

i'm like oh they deserve it man yeah you know it's like i look i'm like yeah go

3:23:19

man it's persistence

3:23:21

and you know if you keep getting better at things and you keep pursuing and it

3:23:26

just grows

3:23:26

and that show grew organically yeah there was no help well the whole thing is

3:23:31

about growth like that's

3:23:34

really the coolest thing like if you notice the pops of the legends which is

3:23:38

maximum pop

3:23:39

a lot of the regulars and the golden ticket winners were almost if not getting

3:23:44

that exact same pop

3:23:46

because these people everybody know that they're watching this guy have the

3:23:51

biggest moment of his

3:23:53

career and they remember when he was living in a van or trying to get to america

3:23:58

yeah or

3:23:59

fucking you name it had a drug addiction alcohol addiction uh uh disabled you

3:24:05

know bullied their

3:24:06

whole lives the inability to speak aaron belisle through a fucking bluetooth

3:24:11

killing in madison square

3:24:13

garden it was amazing and random bucket pools these people who 10 minutes five

3:24:17

minutes earlier had no idea

3:24:20

they were going to be on the biggest stage in the world they've been waiting

3:24:23

for hours they signed up

3:24:24

they waited outside the first time they ever went on stage wild yeah that's

3:24:30

what the wild there's gotta

3:24:32

be unbelievable wow it's nuts bro you probably are in an alternative dimension

3:24:36

where you even hear

3:24:38

your voice on that microphone your first time ever on stage oh yeah yeah and

3:24:42

that's why it gets tough and

3:24:45

you know the adjustment that i made for msg specifically learning from the

3:24:49

other arenas that we've done

3:24:50

was these people when they get when it is your first time or you're brand new a

3:24:56

few months in and you're

3:24:57

in an arena they cannot help but to think that tens of thousands of people are

3:25:02

right there watching

3:25:04

them so it's very hard to get real answers out of them at all different animals

3:25:08

so i realized that i

3:25:10

have to blend in thunder and lightning kind of throughout it you know to be

3:25:16

able to keep the momentum up

3:25:18

yeah interviews are going to be tough even if the comedian kills with the

3:25:22

minute me going tell me

3:25:24

something weird about you you wouldn't want us to know it's so much harder in

3:25:27

front of 15 000 people

3:25:29

than you keep them you know 400 at the mothership on a monday where it's kind

3:25:34

of cozy and well it's 250

3:25:36

at the mothership so it's you know that's such a fraction the roars like that ari

3:25:42

maddie got that cam

3:25:44

got it all he's got william montgomery guy it's crazy i like that already he's

3:25:48

great yeah i like him

3:25:49

yeah he's impossible i've never met him but i like him yeah he's a great guy

3:25:52

there's so many

3:25:53

freaks at the mothership right now that are i just they are crushing tyler

3:25:59

fisher but there's

3:26:00

there's there's too much space between the s and the t yeah and i'm gonna have

3:26:04

to live with that i just

3:26:05

i'm gonna keep it like that forever is that you said that you want to move the

3:26:11

bus over i'm gonna

3:26:12

you're gonna be a guest next week i'm gonna pull you in next week i'm gonna

3:26:15

move it a little bit

3:26:16

i'm gonna move it a little bit more to the right

3:26:22

oh he's freaking out i don't give a you know what we didn't do is smelling

3:26:26

salts

3:26:26

oh yeah there was no dance party let's wrap this up i know brian you're sad but

3:26:31

you gotta you gotta

3:26:32

give duplicy respect you have to yeah this thing no one's sadder than me but i'll

3:26:36

do respect duplicy

3:26:37

you got a hateable face but well congrats champ i just think you need to do

3:26:41

more interviews get

3:26:42

out there more too so because he's a good guy showing um michael chandler ko

3:26:47

and hooker after

3:26:48

he won that is maybe they're showing his comeback right are they trying to set

3:26:52

up chandler and hooker

3:26:53

no how do you know because they're showing what hooker's coming back from they're

3:26:58

an hour after

3:26:58

the thing now they're on some other show right these guys are going this is no

3:27:01

i'm saying this is the

3:27:03

wrap-up show but these guys are showing dan hooker getting ko'd because he lost

3:27:07

two in a row

3:27:08

right right right but i wonder if they're trying to set that up because that

3:27:11

would be exciting chandler

3:27:13

ain't taking that but maybe he would take that if you can't get the connor

3:27:16

fight no he waiting for

3:27:17

that connor now yeah i know he's waiting for that connor but it happens in december

3:27:21

it has to come a

3:27:22

point in time yeah we gotta where he's got it he hasn't fought for two years i

3:27:26

know waiting for connor

3:27:27

yeah red panty night hopefully right yeah carver francis was an animal but what

3:27:33

a crazy thing to

3:27:33

have to sit around and wait sit around and wait you can't do nothing can't do

3:27:38

nothing and you can't

3:27:39

take a chance go in there and fight somebody and lose and then lose your spot

3:27:43

and then connor's talking

3:27:44

about you well connor was because yeah chandler's talking because connor talks

3:27:49

about trump you know

3:27:50

chandler loves trump if you had a bet right now they fight in december really

3:27:54

yep really what do you

3:27:56

think i'm the same guy that the french guy wins no against connor what do you

3:28:01

think you think they

3:28:03

fight i don't think they fight no ever you think connor ever fights again oh

3:28:10

you know what i don't

3:28:12

think so he's got like a half a billion dollars man yeah the whiskey's doing so

3:28:17

good he sold that

3:28:18

whiskey company i mean he doesn't he doesn't touch the whiskey's done millions

3:28:22

and oh really what do

3:28:24

you mean it's done he he sold his portion right he sold it yeah but i mean he

3:28:28

made yeah he has

3:28:29

the money but he doesn't he doesn't have any stock or anything i think so he's

3:28:33

done with it he's

3:28:34

always still promoting the stout yeah and he has to promote it dude he made

3:28:37

millions yeah stupid

3:28:39

millions millions i know it's hard when they make that much money we got that

3:28:43

much money you got yacht

3:28:45

money i think that whiskey will be will taste good by the time to connor fights

3:28:48

again oh wow that's a

3:28:50

burn it's terrible i do not like it i have to well it's a 20 whiskey i haven't

3:28:57

had it it's for

3:28:58

it's like a cheap whiskey for like you know well you know what man i tried some

3:29:02

old scotch and it ruined

3:29:04

me i tried like la frog some like 25 year old mcallen that kind of shit i tried

3:29:09

that old scotch like once

3:29:10

you drink that stuff you can't go back god damn or like buffalo trace you know

3:29:14

that that stuff that's

3:29:15

eight years old man when you can't get it they won't make it any less than

3:29:19

eight years old that's great

3:29:20

and then when you realize like that like how long it takes for whiskey to get

3:29:24

good yeah and somebody oh

3:29:25

this is a brand new whiskey well of course it's terrible well connor's isn't

3:29:28

supposed to be that

3:29:29

though right you're supposed to have like mix it you know so it's not like a sipping

3:29:32

whiskey

3:29:33

it's like a party thing college kids are putting it's like some peaky blinder

3:29:37

yeah bro

3:29:38

you're getting that way you're placing bets on a fixed horse race yeah yeah

3:29:43

great show i just started

3:29:44

watching fucking peaky blinders is great dude i'm on season four now i'm on

3:29:47

season two so good dude it's

3:29:49

fucking good one last little swig hell yeah for the friend killian murphy that

3:29:54

guy's a beast monster

3:29:55

they're doing a a new 28 days later they're doing 28 years later oh really yeah

3:30:00

remember that zombie

3:30:01

you ever see 28 days later the zombie movie best zombie movie ever it was women

3:30:05

there were two of

3:30:06

them it was 20 28 no with 28 days and then 28 weeks something like that and

3:30:10

then they're doing 28

3:30:11

years 28 years yeah okay that's a long time bro that first one is amazing it

3:30:16

was great yeah because

3:30:17

like yeah it's like real close to what coven was around in a laboratory isn't

3:30:22

he the riddler too now

3:30:24

yes no killian murphy no no no no it's uh the boy he's from uh he's from that

3:30:31

movie uh with um

3:30:33

hugh jackman paul dannem yeah yeah yeah yeah he's the riddler he was uh he was

3:30:39

uh what's his face um

3:30:41

oppenheimer it's great in oppenheimer killian yeah he's great yeah he's got

3:30:48

range you know the

3:30:49

guy who could play a gangster and a nuclear scientist yeah that's you know what

3:30:53

bothers me about peaky

3:30:54

blinders though he's like he's he's like the smart guy of the family and then

3:30:58

this ridic like everyone

3:30:59

in the hey spoiler alerts he's been out for hot second spoiler all i'm gonna

3:31:04

say though is the the

3:31:05

undercover agent that goes to the bar to work for him yeah yeah she's just a

3:31:09

smoke show in a land full

3:31:11

of warlocks and he's like no this is normal and starts telling all sorts of and

3:31:15

starts banging

3:31:16

it yeah it's the best let's go let's go i called it uh you guys caught up on

3:31:19

house of dragons

3:31:20

house of boar no don't say anything i haven't watched it this season i'm

3:31:24

waiting until peaky

3:31:24

blinders tone done with that wait i'm gonna wait for house of dragon yes

3:31:28

exactly i'm trying to get

3:31:30

house of dragons to get all their episodes in so i can binge it's oh you can do

3:31:32

that now though

3:31:33

it's just a trailer for season three the entire season is just entire dragons

3:31:37

is all out house of

3:31:38

boring it's over yeah oh yeah you didn't like it well the season was long

3:31:46

la la la la la la it was just foreplay yes foreplay but the setup is diabolical

3:31:53

okay don't do that

3:31:54

no don't say it but don't wrap this up but if it doesn't start to go down in

3:31:58

season three i'm gonna

3:31:59

fucking don't fight someone doesn't die i'm gonna freak the out let's wrap this

3:32:02

up all right boys love

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tony hinchcliffe the msg live stream is still available right now at killtonylive.com

3:32:20

killtonylive.com yeah and when are you going to do another arena uh new year's

3:32:25

eve and the night

3:32:25

before new year's eve 12 30 12 31 in town baby center uh here in austin texas

3:32:32

oh and we're doing

3:32:33

resorts world in las vegas i think it's sold out but there might be a couple

3:32:36

tickets when's

3:32:37

that september 25th oh that's a that's a big one oh don't get tickets to the uh

3:32:42

what what's the

3:32:42

theater in boston um wilbur wiltern the wilbur theater october 11th get them

3:32:47

tickets right now all

3:32:47

right bye everybody yeah

3:32:58

you