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it's working like why can't we just hear brendan talk about hitler
yeah okay we up yep okay we're up ladies and gentlemen so sorry there was a bit
of an issue
um so we're just talking about steve ursig and how good he looked against pantoja
and i was saying
some people thought he won but to your point that last round might have been
the yeah i thought the
last round was a decider i thought it was super close though and you know he
looked awesome he but
just pantoja is just such a veteran he knows how to win and he pulled it off he
pulled it off in the
last round but uh that ursig kid man for that being his first world title fight
his how many fights has
he had in the ufc like four how many how many fights has steve ursig had the
the crazy thing is about
flyweight it's like flyweight and heavyweight if you come in and you are a
fucking beast you move up
the ladder quick not a lot of 125 pound dudes not a lot of 265 pound dudes so
if you can get elite
like think about guys like that are state that stay in the top 10 in the heavyweight
division
like losses that would take you out of the mix in the 155 division that you you
stay in the mix
the only one that catapulted is your boy uh umar nagamadov
oh umar so good man so look at this he's only had three fights in the ufc
before he fights pantoja
for the world title that's amazing and by the way looks so good especially in
the matt schnell fight
fuck that dude looked good and all four of those fights happened within one
year yeah it fought
quick june november which is great if you stay healthy because it was a unanimous
decision one uh
yes it was a unanimous which is wild but no no no that's not wild i think it
was correct i think it
was correct i think it was close it was close but i like when the guy wins the
last round i think it
means i mean i'm an old school guy right i like pride rules i like that i think
their theory of scoring is
school yard theory but that's not the game i get it that's true too but it is
also fighting
school yard theory is real like if a guy's on top of you and the teachers break
it up that guy beat
your ass i'm with you but that ain't the sport we're watching i know i know but
that's a real thing
i know this is not scientific or technical or look i'm an i'm a martial artist
i think i'm a purist
i think the best style should win which is why i don't think people should get
stood up
i don't think i think there's a lot of things that just like shouldn't happen
that happen in the sport
but i i'm a pretty i'm pretty much a purist i only want to know what the works
you know yeah
yeah but but you would be you would be open to if they made the third round or
fifth round of a fight
count more it's just gotta feel right perfectly i was saying this the other day
i think they shouldn't
let the judges they should only let the judges watch the last round the pride
rules that's wild
the pride rules they treated it like a fight fight like in a fight fight the
end of the fight is
worth more than the beginning of the fight no doubt you know because the guys
have been fighting for
a long time who's winning at the end and i'm and i'm with it especially when i
went bankrupt
very good call very good what he's doing on this one but i think they went
bankrupt because of shady
business whatever you tell yourself dude i think it was some yakuza stuff wasn't
it yeah a lot of that
yeah but it was i'm with you it was great bro but i don't think it went bad
because they judged it badly
because dude those fights were amazing also wasn't the didn't the ufc just
start to become
what it is oh it wasn't even what it is no pride was before you see pride was
huge before the ufc was
huge yes but the ufc was not as big pride in japan would get 80 000 people in
an arena tokyo dome
like watch dude these shows were insane people would walk out who was it what
was that one fighter the
brazilian cat that got burnt because he walked out they hit him with the pyrotechnics
was it akuna
it was early i don't know what you're talking about pyrotechnics like the super
ball it might not
have been pride it might have been one of those other organizations i know what
you're talking about
they got burnt yeah it was one of those organizations in japan and this dude
this cat comes out and gets
cooked and michael jackson and he was good man they up his body like he had
like third degree burns over
like half his body fights toughen up and you know he had with no loss yeah joe
hill de olivera
yeah set on fire in pride i mean that guy was good man he was good who knows
how bad that sets
back your career they'd light you on fire doesn't help get done after that i
don't know man but i would
imagine you've it's like significant things to overcome your skin's all burnt
up what do you do going
forward you go get fire safety talks well i think they had to pay him off they
had to give him some
but i also remember in pride like those fights were epic the talent was insane
worldwide but here's
the thing zero drug testing matter of fact yes let's go i'm with you i'm with
you so they actually
encouraged steroids oh yeah 100 you get a better product ensign anyway told us
on the podcast in
specific it has in capital letters we do not test for steroids rampage
tell you that too oh you told me yeah yeah dude it's just they were wild and
they put on the best
shows and they had some of the most amazing fights ever and i think the most
talent stacked heavyweight
division that has ever existed if you want to think about the prime of pride
heavyweight you have no
gara over you have mark coleman you have oveream you have crow cop you have fedor
god wouldn't it be dope what a murderer's role if ufc had like a like a 40 and
up division where they
don't test nah man ain't nobody trying to see that bro it's like a master's
division yeah you only want
so much brain damage then you just gotta opt out the smart guys opt out you don't
you're already gonna
struggle you're already gonna struggle don't you don't want to give you getting
beat up continuously until
you're dead some people do you're right so i feel like you should be able to
ride horses some some
people built like that you're gonna have to tranquilize romero yeah they're
gonna have yeah
he's doing bare knuckle yeah yeah that's where they go here's the thing about
yoel though
for whatever reason yoel has the capacity to compete at an elite level deep
into his 40s
naturally because he's a mutant he's a freak of freaks do you want to talk it's
everything man
the neck is crazy but you know the neck is all surgically repaired right you
know that
he's like robocop right bro he's like the neck is one piece it's like a rod
yeah there's a rod
you'll remember they had this next he had d-ball in this baby bottle yeah bro
his dad's a stingray
that's why his neck's like they fucking abracadabra that guy they did some
stuff with that guy they're
looking at a stingray like yeah let's do this just there's just ears to
shoulders i know people have
heard me tell the story but i'm going to tell again because it's so crazy the ufc
took him to a doctor
and the the doctor said where'd you get this guy and they they go yeah he's
amazing right they go no
he's got a different structure they said the tendons in his eyes are three
times larger than a normal
persons they said he's already healing he had a fractured orbital they're like
he's already
healing he's like wolverine also we don't even know if he's 40. he's from cuba
he might be 70.
when he was sitting in that chair bro there's only there's a couple moments in
doing podcasts where
i got like reasonably uncomfortable really because i was in the room with
someone who could just
just has this ability just crush you at any moment yeah it was him and tyson tyson
the second time i did the
podcast with him when he's getting ready to fight roy jones totally different tyson
first tyson was
like this mellow hippie almost like he was this dude who's like true not
working out yeah he was
just i don't want to work out i just want to be cool second one was like hyped
up tyson i was like
whoa you see him hit the bullseyes with the darts the other day blindfolded
crazy
bro that guy would kill you but there has to be a part of you joe with with tyson
at least if
hits the fan you're a black belt i'll get his ankle he's giving some trouble
with yoel there's nothing you have
nothing there's nothing you can do i can't even help you i mean if i'm if you're
really lucky tyson's
got a bad knee you know if you're really lucky your only hope is to catch a nagging
injury yeah yeah
your only hope your only collapses on himself you've seen him hit pads he's
still you up
he'll still you up but the yoel romero thing is different like yoel was
explaining how he grew up in
cuba and about how he went through their their wrestling program and he was
talking about how if you were the
elite you ate three times a day but if you were below that you ate twice a day
yeah and he was intent and
he goes and you're working out with all these animals like with their only way
to make their life
better is through athletic achievement they gotta win and these guys are just
warriors and they're going
at it every day and yoel looked at me he goes and it makes you on my jean
i was like oh shit i'm good that mean when you're talking to a real machine
like one of the most elite
wrestlers to ever compete in mma a freak athlete you look at some of yoel's
knockouts like look at that
knockout to weidman that flying knee with weidman the luke rockhold he knocks
him out and then he kisses
him freak bro he's a he was a freak freak and for that guy to explain like what
he went through as a
person to get to be the guy he is now which is why he's so calm when he gets in
there man and still
competing with a fused neck or whatever fused yeah so he got to swing his whole
body yeah but his neck
doesn't it doesn't move around like an action figure but i think it might help
him take a shot yes because
derek brunson hit him with a switch kick once i mean just blasted him in the
neck and he just walked
that off like it was nothing because the whole right because the whole thing's
fused and then it's like
a necklace in football his traps begin at the top of his head that brought guys
like a flying squirrel yep
so that that's like the freak of freaks when that guy says something you're
like and it makes you
i'm a jean then you got some kid in calabasas talking about wrestling in the olympics
i'm like good luck
good luck you had a soft life you ate ring dings and ho-hos and get three
hot meals it's like you have to you have to win for dinner bro i'm gonna start
taking my kids meals
you get breakfast and lunch and dinner's a toss-up i remember don fry was on um
inside mma once i love
that show it was a great show i loved that were you ever on there yeah yeah i
did it a couple of times
i did once where i was explaining a back take from quarter mount sick it was
like me and boss rootin did like a
technique thing where i showed him how to do that it's called samurai you know
that one when you
slip around behind a guy you can get his back yeah yeah you're on top yeah um
but so uh don fry
is on inside mma and he starts saying he goes the russians are the last real
men left
see if you can find it see if you can find it it's amazing because don fry who's
like the
manliest man of all time with his crazy cowboy mustache old school he goes them
russians are the
last real men left kenny oh coming up later this month against mo lual does
that surprise you that
fedor decided to skip the ufc and go strike force way no not at all you gotta
you know go where you're
happy and go where you're most comfortable and go for the money and that's got
to be the deal with
fedor right i mean because he he owns m1 he is m1 basically i'll tell you the russians
don't like
being told what to do especially by some pansy you know god damn russians are
last men on the
planet you know everybody in the u.s been feminized so bad we all be carrying a
purse and high heels
you know and there's the last man we need a putin where's our putin you know we
need someone who's
going to kick ass and not run around apologizing for it this guy's great was
like uh we need we need
don fry today right keep that same energy right now don fry run for president
don fries he's all fused
up too oh yeah he's got a bunch of back i'd love to see john c reilly play him
in his life story
that imagine a comedy version he would have to get he'd have to wear a rubber
suit saucy yeah he'd have
to yeah yeah that's it he'd have to hit the he'd have to get jack my fight
because don fry at one
point in time remember when he got jack my fight and he was like 230 235 fujita
just oh yeah don fry was a
fucking statue he was a michelangelo statue you know yeah we need more that takiyama
fight was one of the
craziest fights in all of history oh yeah stand in front of each other punch
each other in the face
like come let's play that how many times oh the fights are about to happen the
leech he said like
three years here we go that's the lead first round the the time on screen is 455
454 453 452
all right so this is this carlos pretas yeah and uh leech he's taking what two
years is this that
dude that smoked cigarettes is this that nasty dude that he he just landed a
vicious knee knockout in his
last fight and he smoked cigarettes is this that that's what i'm thinking about
right you're talking about
the asian guy no the uh the brazilian cat yeah and he's the favorite yeah well
yeah this kid in the black
the kid in the black shorts he's good dude he's good i watch what he's he's he's
nasty i'm pretty
sure this is the dude i really have to apologize if i'm wrong but i'm pretty
sure this is the dude
is that him yeah there he is smoking cigarettes yeah he's like i'm a fighter i'm
not an athlete
he goes i'm a fighter this dude smokes he's been smoking since he was like 14
or something but the most
important thing is like he's nasty he knows how to people up and he's got
really good timing man
he's a real fighter but back back to your point see i think most first rounds
go like this
just the feeling up here why why winning this round why should that count some
don't it's the exact same
because some don't brian so what do you do it doesn't you know you're you're
right like
there's there's a bunch of different factors involved in fighting i think one
of the problems is the
scoring system the must system yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i think that's that's
our primary problem
because i think it's a borrowed system that deals with a one-dimensional sport
it's a very
complicated sport but it's one dimension meaning punching right it's
complicated i'm not dismissing
boxing i think you don't ever see boxing at the level you've seen world
championship fights like a
lomachenko you never see that level of boxing in the ufc and you probably never
will i don't think
it's possible to achieve that level unless you're only doing that thing correct
impossible yeah
because you don't you can't even do that if guys are trying to take you down
all the time you won't
develop your skill set the same way if you're training mma the same way you get
a few freak athletes you
get your roy jones juniors that can do that nobody else can do but for the most
part there's too much
to focus on in mma yeah boxers hands are way better correct they're just they're
always going to be way
better like you can't you can't deny that no there's not enough hours in the
day to get to that elite
level i mean look at francis dedicated his life to boxing for what two three
years yeah yeah it's a
different thing well also like the joshua fighting joshua had the opportunity
to watch him fight and
figure out patterns but that's how it should go right like right right if you
would have knocked out
joshua in 30 seconds i'm like oh don't you think like joshua is the more
dangerous guy to fight second
100 yeah because he's got that lethal one punch sleeper power knockout artist
gold medalist fast as
fuck fast as fuck dude that right hand that he cracked francis with i was like
oh lord i'm missing
this fight huh yeah this kid's nasty man i forget who he fought in his last
fight but i was i was
watching it while i was listening to music and working out so i wasn't
completely paying attention
to like what the commentators were saying but i was watching the kid's movement
i was like damn
this kid moves good and dana's announced some fucking beastie fights lately
yeah man i'm really
excited about khalil roundtree although the purist in me is like what about on
kalayev
on kalayev should be next for the title right i mean clearly yeah i i hear a
clue's won five in a row
and that light heavyweight right for sure but and clive also had a draw right
he had the lot like he
hasn't been that exciting and i get it the purist goes well it doesn't matter
if it's exciting if he's
winning you gotta give him a title shot i know jamal hill posted he was mad bro
jamal was mad because uh
khalil had failed a uh a drug examination but they knew exactly what that was
about it was about
something that's very it's very it's dhea it doesn't help it doesn't help your
performance at
all it's just a banned substance yes and it's an accidental ingestion it's not
something
that you would get any benefit from uh if he tested hot for like deca and they
had a minitana fight
he informed them the moment he found out his had dhea in it and they only gave
him a two
month suspension so he didn't do anything wrong and he didn't benefit from it
there's a bunch of stuff
that's banned i don't know why it's a lot but but also i i think too just for alex
like this is his
story right like they need a main event and clive is already paired up so khalil's
won five in a row
he's ready to go who's that fighting next racket oh that's right when is that
fight
oh the other left hand dude i'm telling you man and the leech is good dude the
leech is getting pieced up
his head like a rottweilers bro this dude look at that knee to the body man
this dude's good man
he's good and he's got good head movement too when punches are coming his way
he's he slips like right
there look he slips away from and counters in the danger zone you know he gets
in the danger zone
he had the leech in some trouble he's gonna take a punch though so this will be
a fun fight
bro you remember when hamzah just picked him up and took him over to dana white
bro and he's like
i have five five tiner those were those were the days those were the days who
was the guy recently
that like he broke like the longest losing streak charles bennett that was just
recently oh crazy
horse yeah crazy horse felony you can't call him crazy horse oh it's felony now
yeah because i was
commentating his event and yeah bro we're old school he's always been crazy i
was like what's up crazy
horse he's like it's felony i'm like all right man come on man it's like bobby
green you call him king
green oh bobby it's like it's felony because it's a crime i keep losing all
these fights hey bro i was
super impressed with patty pimblett super impressive really yes bobby green can
fight hell yeah bobby
green can fight the pros pro he was in trouble on the feet he was getting his
legs kicked out from under
him on the feet you know patty pimblett put on a clinic in that fight how good
it is it was just such a
perfect yeah he looked great and he gained 40 pounds since then he said bro he's
so crazy how does he do
that he's like crazy he just goes nuts but the point is like in that fight like
yeah you shouldn't do
that i would say don't do that but also but also the kind of guy that would eat
40 pounds and stick his
belly out that's a wild motherfucker and that wildness with discipline like
when he's in camp could be a
perfect storm it's a great storm it's like john jones the guy it's a little bit
of that yeah a
little bit that crazy but but john is disciplined it it's tough because with
patty like he's getting
away with it right now and yeah he beat bobby who's ranked whatever 11 but at a
certain level you're
gonna have to stop doing that when you get to the top five like i don't know if
that's gonna fly
you know what i'm saying like you got to tighten it up at some point right now
he's having fun doing his
thing he's not fighting like the creme de la creme but haven't people been
criticizing daddy this whole
time of course he's a fraud or yeah of course well yeah but they always say
that with people that are
you know when they're more when they're more famous than their well yeah but
also he like like straight
up dude in in liverpool they call him the fifth beetle he can't walk down the
street i worked with
him in san diego even san diego i was like damn they know you out here like
shut the street down
he's so famous and wasn't ranked so a lot of other fighters have animosity so
the fans hate him because
they think he hasn't earned it that dude was whooping ass out in england like
destroying he was
making more money not fighting the ufc he took a pay cut to fight in the ufc he
was headlining events
out there selling out arenas and finally his manager was like yo man you got to
compete in the ufc
and he's like why i'm making money he's like it's just if you want to be the
best we got to do
this even when you take a pay cut so that's why he went over i don't know if
you guys caught this
in between rounds but the leech has a blonde asian female corner man what's
that supposed to mean
telling him what to do so he's about to get knocked out how dare you what if
she's like a k1 champion no
that's the lady that was a that was that was trump's secret service lady
remember her yeah that hit behind
fumbling with the gun yeah that was a mess she might be i thought she was gonna
shoot herself i'm like if
imagine if she shoots herself in the hip that lady was like a bird panic
putting that gun away
bro are we in a movie or is this real life i need to know someone changed the
movie i need to know
because like if it is a movie boy the writing is amazing yeah like if this is a
simulation what a
great simulation it's crazy all of it's crazy happy to be on the cast i mean
slap fighting what
everything everything president kamala all the things all the things
fucking save the sharks what the are we doing what are we doing we're saving
sharks the shark
shouldn't we kill the sharks is that a thing yeah podcast talking about the
sharks oh my god right
didn't it change the way you think about sharks no i've dude i'm not thinking i've
always said that
i've always said this because they're like you know you're more likely to die
in a car crash and get
eaten by a shark i'm like now if i swim in the ocean every day to work yeah no
you're way more likely to
get eaten oh land carlos is lighting the leech up but what i liked about when i
watched this guy fight
is his uh management of distance like he's always in the right spot to counter
you and he sneaks out of
stuff like real nice he uses his range really well and he's got real good
timing right like he knows what
you're capable of doing when you're moving forward you know some guys get
caught up in like the anxiety
of exchanges sometimes and they misjudge and miscalculate timing and distance
and when a guy's
really good at calculating time it's timing and distance when something's
coming at him that's a
that's a special talent yeah connor when he fought eddie alvarez perfect
example of it perfect
mastery of timing there it is i know exactly what you can do i'll let your your
punch touch me and then
bing anderson silva stefan bomb yeah i think connor and eddie alvarez is the
best one ever i really
do this is it this that cowboy one with rick story oh my god that combination
the mortal combat combo oh my
god incredible oh well no he's hurt he's hurt and he has such a big head that
he's hurt away and also
that guy oh that's it oh my god that's it i'll tell you this carlos he kept
trying to dodge with
it just his head he was hurt his head's he was hurt no yeah no he was hurt you
got to understand
once a guy gets lit like that like your legs aren't moving good you don't know
your reaction
timing slower yeah you're confused right now he's thinking i shouldn't have
hired a blonde asian woman
also i gotta be i'm always i gotta be careful because around with you i'll be
in the same room
with one of these motherfuckers i'll be like remember that you said man you
laughed when tony and
shop made that joke yeah yeah you don't want to some some dudes get like very
sensitive yeah you don't
want that he's still out you don't want that oh yeah he got rocked dude he got
rocked that guy he just
is very good crazy thing was that his head movement was incredible the whole
time that guy's just so
accurate and with his head like you were saying carlos is look at that one two
man that's beautiful
i'm telling you man this kid his timing it's really good and you've got to
understand that a guy like
this is just going to get better and better with world-class competition so the
leech you know the
leech has been you know top 25 guy for a while right he's been yeah and he's
been out two years
yeah like what the highest you would imagine the leech would be ranked 15.
maybe right he's in that
yeah so yeah it's a world-class fighter it's a world-class fighter and this
dude just pieced him
up he's not he's not the best in the division but he's representative of a
really elite mma
professional fighter it's a it's a great uh feathering dude's cap yeah like
that's a great
step for his career like this is how it should go this is what this also leech
might must sound
badass in mandarin because it's a shitty english nickname right uh i think it's
because he's such a good
grappler he clings onto you like a leech is that it that's my guess i don't
think he's that good of a
grappler or because he sucks right like hamzah just yeah i'm sorry like in molly
welcome in jujitsu
would you say yeah he's a second degree black belt i think so where'd you come
up with that i think i
it's rare your second degree that's why i'm suspect that's why i got skeptical
hippo eyes it's possible
i mean it depends on who look at that rank jujitsu black belt yeah it might
very well be i'm a big uh
fight fan look at that young tony nails it um he for sure is really good you
know real good grappler
but hamzah just ragdolled him but hamzah's a freak man how about especially at
170. hamzah's driving
me nuts a he's never making 170 again so let's not why not because you can't
make the weight he's
fighting but when he does he but when he does he's a praying mantis eating wasps
yeah you ever see that
is that is that gordon rinds yeah yeah that's gordon that's gordon's belt he's
competing you ever see a
praying mantis eating a wasp hell yeah yeah i watched a thousand of those
yeah i've seen a thousand videos of praying mantis eating other things praying
mantis eats the male
praying mantis that's kind of what he was like yeah he fucked him up when hamzah
was like grabbing a
hold of people at 170 he was he was kind of like a praying mantis that was
eating other bugs he was
fucking dudes up yeah but he can't make the weight he's too unreliable he just
needs to be a little bit
more disciplined bro bro 170 he's almost unstoppable even when gilbert caught
him gilbert caught him on
the noggin multiple times and dropped him remember yep that was a wake-up car
we still kept
going like that guy never stopped coming that's why i'm excited even though he
got clipped and hurt look
at this here's they're eating wasps they're so slow they're not slow dude they
catch hummingbirds
you never seen a praying mantis catch a hummingbird no no son oh let's go so it's
the nuttiest thing so
they sit over those water feeders where the hummingbirds come and they just sit
there and when the the
hummingbirds fuck up and they don't realize that that's a murderous assassin
waiting for them watch
this snatch that's your ass bitch damn they're fucking strong bro they're crazy
strong they're strong like
something that's a hundred times bigger than it is got him in the umoplata
it's not a question of the bird getting away the bird's never going to get away
oh this person
just knocked the the guy's a douchebag yeah you're a circle of life yeah that's
a person who
is like he values he values birds over insects that's a white dude that voted
for kamala all
he did was just make that species of bird dumber the dumb bird deserves to die
right good point
that's evolution evolution yeah yeah but the thing is it's like why do we
prefer they're both alien to
us if you saw a bird without its feathers like what the is that thing right
like what are those things
it's just they look pretty because they have feathers why do we why do we like
the insects less than we
like the birds because they're not cute i guess right close they're kind of
cute no weird no i mean i
put it like this you ever met somebody that like loves spiders they're never
normal people like you
no like a dude who has snakes right right out of here you don't have snakes you
got a monster that you feed
yeah it's like oh look it's my little buddy that thing doesn't give a if you
live
or die that's a goddamn reptile a slithery monster i think we're pro we're
programmed to like cute
shit yeah that's disney too yeah if you like snakes if you're like a snake
person you like to live with
snakes and you i mean maybe you're cool you think i mean i'm open-minded i'm
open-minded i'm willing to
maybe accept maybe but if you have like goth makeup on and like like platform
shoes and you have snakes and
your best friend's a python yeah whatever you're weirdo what happened i was in
new york walking around
new york last week i saw rats that were in my weight class i mean absolutely
just like oh look at that
trash bag over there and it just starts running away bro i saw one in new
jersey once i'll never
forget this we were coming up to this pool hall and as we're walking from the
parking lot to the door
i see this rat that's by this dumpster that's the size of a cat god it was so
big man it was like no
bullshit that big that big and standing up on its hind legs yep like bearing
its teeth at us and i was in
a hot panic i was like dude yep what if that attacks us this is crazy there was
literally one that looked
like a fucking kangaroo a kangaroo it was up on its back legs running like that
and they know they can
scare you off especially the bigger ones why don't we think they cute hey
mammals oh but we like squirrels
we love squirrels but people think squirrels are cute but squirrels are just
rats rats with fancy
coats just cute a rat a rat is a is hairs on its tail away from being adorable
yeah the squirrels have
fluffy tail privilege right yeah it's fluffy tail privilege don't don't rats
don't they find some
rats like in new york they have like the black plague on them and oh yeah they
have a bunch of
shit bro there's a documentary on uh netflix rats you ever watch that
documentary yeah there's more
rats than humans well it's not just that it's like they test them for all these
crazy diseases all over
the country all over the country they find these rats they test them but just
plague they have old
horrible ancient diseases to wipe out mankind same thing did i ever tell you my
rat story when i lived
in uh encino so i live encino so i lived in encino and uh i uh i was renting
this house and uh it had a
garage and that's where i put my garbage out before uh i would put it outside
in the morning so i'd you know
open my door put my garbage out and then i heard a bunch of rattling around and
i heard snap and i go
out there and this big fucking rat big rat got caught in the rat trap i was
like whoa but i was
tired i didn't want to deal with this fucking rat so i went to sleep and i said
i'll deal with it in the
morning i'll throw it out and i got up in the morning i go out to the garage
and there's a skeleton
i mean not even a skeleton there's like almost nothing left except a tail they
ate him the other
rats the other rats ate them savage oh i mean they must have eaten them
immediately they must have just
started eating them immediately like instant cannibalism and here i am i'm
renting a four-bedroom
house in the hills on a television show and i'm watching national geographic
play out in my garage
with animals eating their kin after they get tricked and just biting on peanut
butter and get their
fucking neck snapped you're like well i guess we gotta eat harry i'm just i'm
just imagining the the the
rats like trying their last time to free him and they're like we can't get you
out chuck bro i don't
think there was any trying to bring out the seasoning no no guys wait a minute
man
it was it was it was eerie man it was eerie because it was like i knew at that
moment that i'm
sharing i'm pretending that i'm in this house right i'm pretending i'm
separated from the natural world
but i'm not i'm not i'm in this i'm just i'm this really porous house where
things can get in and they
burrow in they live amongst you and they hide from you when you're around oh
that's one's eating the
other one oh no their brains that is feasting on the brains of their dead
friend oh that's that's
why i don't want to some rats man people have pet rats you don't see squirrels
doing that but here's
the thing man if you don't feed people they do the same thing like it's like it's
wild things it's
things that are living a hard life for survival yeah like if you feed rats they
don't do that like if you
have a rat like sanctuary you know where you have a whole room that's filled
with rats and they have
plenty of food they're like hey what's up you can come up to them pick them up
friends they're not
going to cannibalize each other yeah but every time i hear stories like that i
need to know like
are those suburban rats or those rats from the streets i think it's just rats
rats are adaptable just like
pigs are and people are that's what i think rats are super adaptable right yeah
super rats and roaches
yeah gangster super but rats are weird and they they get the younger rats to
check the stuff that's
right when there's poison the food they're like hey if you're hungry go try
that yeah they let the
younger rats go get it take a bite take a bite of that that thing snap oh look
harry got got wow it's time
you eat harry or if they just eat them or if there's poison in it they'd like
eat it and they'd wait
and like it's good let's eat it oh i see that usually you ever see those videos
where they uh
they have like a real sticky floor and they one at a time they run out and get
stuck and run out
and get stuck that's a rat trap it's almost like honey looks like yeah yeah
yeah yeah those are nasty
oh that's terrible rats they high-step through that they high-step through like
a
fucking running back that's only for mice yeah i think for myself i mean i've
never seen a rat get
out of it but i don't know we have a rat issue in my backyard and my girl
bought one of those i'm
like damn he's gonna steamroll right through that thing yeah you see their
little problems are
weird man the rat problems are weird that's why people don't like coyotes but
guess what that's
the only thing that keeps those rat populations down really and hawks don't hawks
them up sure
all those things yeah you're right because in the valley we got hawks and
mountain lions if
they can catch them uh but it's bobcats for sure but you need something to kill
those rats snakes
sure snakes kill them yeah but you you definitely need things that eat rats you
can't just have rats no
i cannot with this dude every time i see him drink out of a shoe it makes me
want to
you gotta stop this he tried to drink out of my shoe
i drank out of his shoe i'm like bro i could tell you some stories about my
feet that would make you
stop that and they call it a shoe and they spit in it before oh i almost threw
up and it was a
straight luge yeah i almost this is a good fight though man because jorginio rosen
strike he's a
elite striker and tai tuivasa is an elite striker too these dudes are i mean
yeah he's like derrick
lewis with a good back he well he's a very skillful man like his uh kickboxing
is very high level
he's the guy that like unfortunately he hit francis with a cover inside leg
kicks and francis was like
francis homer simpson and just ran at him like this this is like we know we ain't
pity pattern
i'm just gonna storm the gates and i think i can knock you out before you can
knock me out and he
just caught him with one chat it was bat too like that strategy look who does
that wow yeah wild
i mean isn't that that's the upside to having that one punch power is oh yeah
you can't just ignore
those i think it was also francis recognizing i don't like the way this is
going like this this
staying on the outside he's chopping on the inside of my leg his timing's
really there was animosity too
leading into that but it's weird to have a training camp and then fight like
that we don't need to even
have a training camp well you know what it is it's just i think francis at the
end of the day knows
all he has to do is touch you and so it's like this this guy kicked me again he
kicked me again yeah
let's get the out and he just launched he's like maybe just senses that he
could just launch at this
guy francis has a fight coming up yeah he's fighting that dude that ferrera guy
that guy's big bro
but that dude just keeps getting better and scarier francis yeah wait do you
see this brazilian
this brazilian's huge dude oh my man that's the steep the steep a loss like
changed francis in a way
where it's like he's super super scary to me now oh he's very scary did you
watch the joshua fight
though no all right oh you just want the boxing yeah oh yeah but that's again
that's different jamie show
that dude versus um that pfl fight that they just had worse than i thought he
would that's how it
should go though versus ryan bader did you see the last jackass movie where he's
hitting people in the
nuts who hit people in us francis nagano oh god oh it's so funny it's like this
dude is the the
dude that francis is gonna fight but hannon ferrera wow these jump cuts and hannon
ferrera is bro he's
good that was jamie jamie did that oh okay he just fast forward he just fast
forward
ryan bader who spent a lot of his career at 205 and this dude is hasn't been 205
since he was
eight if ryan bader is an undersized heavyweight yeah he's a light heavyweight
yeah he's a light heavyweight
but he's got success at heavyweight as he's gotten older because it helps him
to not cut weight and
he's a real good fighter but this dude is so big look at that right hand ryan
caught him there though
yeah but not enough no he's too light in the ass the thing is it's also it's
just like the timing in
that right hand like that's elite man he's six eight he's a big fella grab a
basket and i've seen some of
his videos from other fights watch how he lands his punch too check out this
timing on this this is
fucking nice footwork for being six eight nice his footwork ain't no punk
either no he's good not an
easy fight for not an easy fight that's what i'm saying and there's a lot on
the line and seven people
you're coming off of a knockout also unfortunately the the the death of his son
which is a horrible
tragedy that he's talking about joe how could a guy like be completely able to
prepare just emotionally
to fight when your son just died no like that'll haunt you right no matter how
strong you are
physically no matter how strong you are mentally your son just died you're
going to be filled with
sadness yeah unless you killed him no he definitely didn't right unless you
someone's a real piece of
yeah like your son was like a pedophile clown yeah he's like 27 though this kid
was three you know yeah
yeah it's a horrible story so it's like this guy's got to get over that then he's
got to get over the
first knockout of his career against a guy like anthony joshua who's an olympic
gold medalist
in your second professional fight ever which is so crazy who the goes from
fighting
the heavyweight champion to uh an olympic gold medalist two fights in a row
your first two pro
fights as crazy as it is think about who goes against the ufc and then it
actually works out for him
never it's never nobody but him so he leaves fights fury we're like this is
insane he's getting
fucking mollywopped pretty close fucking fight some people i thought he won i
thought he won we
thought he won i thought he won and then with joshua that's when i was like all
right man like if this
the reality if we're not in the simulation he should get starched and that's
what happened but he made
more money in those two fights than he ever did in mma he might have ever been
able to oh right close
because one of the things what you know hats off to the saudis what they're
doing is incredible
because they're just saying we have all the money why don't we just make these
fights happen we want
the best fights hey terence crawford do you want to fight canelo alvarez yeah
hey canelo alvarez you
want to fight terence let's fucking out that's not happening anymore though
what canelo doesn't want it
this is what canelo doesn't want to do he doesn't want to talk about other
fights why he's preparing
for this fight that he's going to have in september correct and so he's like i
don't talk about
like future fights before i fight this dude that i have to fight but then that
saudi sheik's like
talking to canelo which i don't like i don't like little respect there it's canelo
dude
yeah but when you the sheik you ain't got to respect bro did you see he made dana
hold his hand
that's how you know and i'm not talking like this i'm talking interlocked
fingers dana was like it
yeah nice yeah i do the same what do you uh i do the same what's the most uh of
all the cultures that
get handsy that men are allowed to get handsy with you what's the one culture
what is the one that
does the most grabbing the one that does the most like hugging holding on to
you you have to hug with
them and walk with them i will probably kiss each other on the cheek is it
probably italians
i'm going to say india india because yeah they get real handsy it's one of
those countries where
where they don't have space where like you want you on the bus and yeah they're
just so used to
people touching them yeah not good you don't want that well that's that that
sheik though he was like
yeah they look like a side piece i like it i liked it too i liked it too man
they should make you sing
a beatle song too you know what it was it was such a boss move it was it gay
you know what i'm saying
you watching that damn transfers at 35 you're like i'm gonna i'll put my hand
in this pocket
i have a choice give him my hand or give him my head it's amazing what you can
get done with a lot
of money yeah oh yeah everybody just sort of shuts the up except canelo canelo's
kind of like
you know you guys gotta do it my way it's because he's set you can do anything
with money but get
somebody to love you yeah yeah elon elon can hold my hand anytime he wants i'd
love it i'll let him
know yeah i'll tell him i'll call him right now i'll hold elon's pocket like
one finger
just mopping around with him jarzinho this fight's not going to go long if it
does it's going to be
a bad fight oh it's going to be a wild fight for sure look tied to evas has
never been in a boring
fight in his life like that dude knows one way like let's go that guy literally
should
have let's go tattooed on his chest how's he so dry don't they don't they warm
up in the
some guys don't some guys don't they warm up a little bit you know they just
get ready
you got ashy nipples that's what i was going yeah you said it doesn't look that
dry i'm not
not him not him the black oh jarzino oh yeah that's tough watch when they go
when they go back to him i
like yeah he looks like he just walked out of a volcano
doing this shooting oh my god literally like he just got like he just got
rescued out on fire
drinking agave off a flip-flop jesus christ let's go let's go let's go
mark guard it that's the thing that he becomes the mothership he's like volcano
dude hey man
volcano there is a thing though about i think jarginio what you're seeing is he's
ashy from the shoulders
he's tattoos brother it's tattoos oh is that what it is yeah yeah yeah no they're
talking about
Rosenstruck you're talking about yeah i'm talking about Rosenstruck oh you are
tattoos on his chest
doesn't he oh aren't those tattoos i don't think so
you hear me tattoos like some tattoos you can't see brian brian did you hear me
i called him
ashy scary oh my god those tattoos that ty has are the most painful apparently
they that's those tapping
style oh and inside your thigh bro but they do it that ancient way where they
tap it in with a stick
wood and the stick yeah takes like six years yeah like look at it it's all over
his body his legs
yeah it goes up to his ass you got to be a crazy to get that done have you seen
these things
out now like what the rich athletes are doing is they're getting they're
getting put under and
getting their full body that's some ho-shit post did that oh that's some ho-shit
that's
fucking post malone did that oh post i think he just went out for like eight
hours blood light now
this god damn post is that fine if that's true i thought it was a good idea if
you're if you don't
mind being knocked unconscious by doctors that's just so dangerous i'm not
really interested in that
anesthesia is nothing worse for you it's definitely not good for you yeah i don't
know about yeah
jarsinho definitely has tattoos i don't think so man i don't think so
some bobby green style tattoos no you know honestly i think he just got shimmery
skin well
let's not talk about these things let's talk about the fight itself
look how patient tai tuivas is respect that's what that is that's respect for
the power it's also like
he's sort of like uh you know he's had some losses where he got caught and so
he's you know figured out
what what went wrong in the serial gone fight a little more calculated yeah a
little more calculated
fight a little smarter and then you know when gets wild you know he's gonna
throw it's in his dna yeah
like you can only be controlled for so long and then he just has that fucking
maui warrior right
it'll come out which also leads to a lot of chaos right he wins especially at
heavyweight yeah but
that's also why we love him yeah that overhand right from rosen struck could be
a very serious problem
he's good man and he's he's he's look at that timing of like moving away from
that low kick
he's got that derrick lewis power man oh well he's the one who split alistair
over his face open you
ever see that no that's the craziest picture in all of mma damage he hit alistair
with a looping right
hand and caught him on the face ripped his lip clear open to his nose i do
remember that yeah that's
jarzino and he caught him at the end of the fight there was like a few seconds
left in the fight and
he leaps and catches him with a hook like on the face busts his mouth open it
was crazy you
know the most brutal knockout when over him got knocked out by francis yes it
was like a looney
tune uppercut and his neck goes definitely the most brutal look at that that's
the most brutal yeah oh
yeah that's his lip that was his lip when jarzinho broke his face open that's
crazy man that looks like
hamburger meat back in the old days he would just have a list for the rest of
his life they wouldn't
even sew that up you think that's more brutal than the than the flying knee
from uh from game brit oh
against that's good that's arguable that's arguable good point yeah you know
what the different is you
know that i they're both brutal but remember alice over him was a k1 world
champion striker right
his neck right and the uppercut's so brutal like because ben's down he's
shooting and you see that
flying knee it was so fast it's definitely one one a one b that uppercut over
him ate from and it's
francis from downtown just like no doubt boom bro how much would you have loved
to see saucy ovary
versus francis saucy the old days the good old times before there was
sophisticated drug testing
the good old times like when alistair ovary fought brock lesnar oh jesus can
you imagine saucy francis
that he wouldn't make weight saucy francis wouldn't make weight francis cuts
weight on the
natch to get to 265. there's an upper limit no 265 is the limit 265 is the
limit no fatties no fatties
in ufc no fatties there's not enough it's so dumb there'll never be a ufc
butterbean no sir
but the thing is there could be and this is my thought my thought is there
should be no limitation
for the heavyweight division and just open it wide open and have a 225 have a
mid division i would
i would have fought at 225 because i i'd weigh in around 234 i was always
smaller always smaller
and then there's these guys like semi schilt who's like seven feet tall 300
pounds you have a guy like
stipe or uh dosant uh yeah dos santos me like all around 232 40 fighting two c
25 pound weight difference
big difference and real 25 yeah when it's muscle you're five so they can't do a
super heavyweight
they should they should just do a heavyweight like a instead of like making
another one 265 and above
because there is not enough it's like we were talking about the the talent pool
like the talent
pool in the heavyweight division is not nearly as deep as like the 155 pound
division because there's a
lot of dudes who weigh 155 that are elite fighters not a lot of dudes at 265
that are elite fighters
also if if you're 26 let's say you're 226 and over and you're athletic you ain't
fighting for a living
you're playing the nfl right you're playing you're making more attractive
options that aren't going
to give you the real athletes that are big aren't going the ufc especially if
you're tall like why would
you do this to yourself when you could just shoot threes and get cheers
basketball yeah i want to wear a
fur coat bitch i would drive a bugatti i don't get my face kicked on tv too big
fuck that so it's like
it's hard for the you have to be a crazy person to want to do this and then or
have no options but
that when when you are a crazy person that's also an elite athlete look how far
you go correct you
know if you think about like some of the guys that are in the ufc now like now
that it's like becoming
a choice for like young athletes they're like they realize you can actually get
famous and that like
suits you more than like playing a sport it is it's a it's a weird trade
because yeah you might be more
famous and recognizable but you're not get the same money true and you know but
if you don't
guaranteed money like if you don't give a about the other sports like if you're
a kid right and you're
growing up and you you know your brother gets into muay thai and you start
doing muay thai and you start
fucking people up in muay thai and you want to learn wrestling and do mma like
you don't give a
who's winning the basketball game you're interested in muay thai you're
interested in people up yeah
that's what you're going to pursue yeah you know it just you're not going to
have a ton of friends
most of those guys don't come through a competitive athletic background like a
high school program
you know some sort of uh you know college program it's also not encouraged
though right because you're
not going to go to college get an education if you're kicking dudes in the face
right so parents
aren't encouraging it and both of these cats we're looking at right now have
been flatlined on tv in front of
the world both of these guys nobody wants that right so you have to be a
special type of person
that can take getting KO'd in front of the world like jarzino did and bounce
back with no problems at
all but also think about it if you're 265 pounds yeah there's again with with
fighting it's so tough
there's just no avenue really either so parents aren't going to encourage it no
so who would you say is
the best athlete at heavyweight right now i'll tell you who i think at heavyweight
the dude that john
zero gun yeah zero gun's a very good athlete he's very he's so light on his
feet i think tom absinolos
oh yeah oh it's good that's a good possibility too ty just caught him huh oh oh
see now now ty's
going to turn it on so this is like patient ties out the window and now it's
wild ty it's also like he's
a race car burning uh you know race fuel that that is gonna run out fast well
it's also he hurt him so
now he knows he can hurt him and he's got oh see he's pressing he got count he
got countered there
though jarzino oh bro jarzino is good man look ty has a chin he's got a chin
what a chin he's got
he takes an incredible shot but it's like you just can't get reckless with jarginho
he's very polished i
always think too if you're like on the bigger end like ty you should get
stomach tattoos it looks
so much better i think also maybe a big smile he doesn't have derrick lewis
power because that
derrick lewis would have finished no no no nobody has derrick no nobody has derrick
most knockouts
oh he got blasted there he got bro derrick has the kind of power that francis
was hesitant to
exchange with him yeah derrick will put you to sleep he puts everybody to sleep
that curtis blades
knockout when he hit him with that uppercut dude how about the volkov fight he's
losing the fight
and we were just saying that he could knock him out with any punch and then
boom and then he says
i had to knock that out for donald trump yeah he likes to hurt people derrick
oh yeah he's a really
good dude if he doesn't he's a great guy great guy if he doesn't like you do he
would like to you up
yeah and he didn't have no problem with that he didn't have no problem with
doing that you ever follow
his instagram it's just oh yeah it's amazing people getting hurt yeah he goes
he's okay yeah
you know he drives the lamborghini yeah small one though not like the aventador
he is a hurricane
the hurricane's a badass car man it's not meant for big guys like i can't fit
in it oh he can't fit
in it no not he must have special oh he hurt himself oh oh oh oh
ty hurt his knee or something yeah it looked like he hurt something after that
kick like he was in pain
man and he stepped back yeah man he stepped back like limping in agony yeah
what happened
oh his knees fucked up look at him something's wrong yeah
fuck what happened these boys are swinging this is what we wanted though
but this is crazy that i was just barely walking a few steps ago look at him
now
that right he's gone what a fucking animal dude something happened i wish we
could hear the
commentary because i feel oh we're gonna see it in the lower corner i think it
was a check man
i think he checked it nope oh it's his actual leg oh my god it's above the
ankle it's broke
did you see that it was bent no no no i don't think so because he's so big he
couldn't walk on it i think
when he threw that kick he up his left knee i if i can i see that i can't see
it again
or they hit one of those nerves you know what i'm saying i don't think it didn't
look it's hard
because it's that little square but what it looked like to me was like a lot
like the aspinol thing
like when he threw the kick and the supporting leg gave out not as bad though
because he's no no no
whatever so if there were structural damage there's no way he i think he like
he might
have like hyper extended there's two bones there right i don't think it's a
bone thing dude i think
he threw a kick and i think his left leg gave out i think his supporting leg
gave out
because sometimes when you throw a kick if you're not pivoting enough you put
all the pressure on
your knee i actually blew my acl out kicking the bag when i was 21. so i know
the the injury
specifically i don't know if that's what happened to him turn yeah but that's
like a lot of times
that's what happens to guys is they'll blow out the supporting leg that's an
aspinol when he threw
a kick he blew out of support right didn't he yeah yeah yeah and that's gonna
that and that's gonna
mess with his uh with his lateral movement it all depends on what actually
happened like i can't tell
what happened because he doesn't look like he's limping yeah he's not throwing
the same we could no oh
see look it wiggled a little bit there he might have a torn acl because like
when he tries to move to
the side that's when he feels it he might have a torn acl but let me tell you
something there's dudes
fighting in the ufc at a high level that have torn acls well they don't have
one they don't have one
at all they've torn completely torn i know for a fact i don't want to give them
up but i know two
two dudes that have completely played his whole nfl career without one rico rodriguez
was the ufc
heavyweight champion he had torn acl rico was like one of the first uh machado
black belts and you can
manage it like i i've had a torn meniscus since i was an ultimate fighter but
it's beautiful yeah but
meniscus is a different thing because it's not structural it sucks i'm just
saying you can you
can deal with it there's certain ones you can deal with like mcl gonna be tough
but the thing about
the acl that's a real problem is it's the stability yeah yeah you know because
it wiggles around a lot
so there's a lot of guys they strengthen their hamstrings they do a lot but it's
never the same
here it is here it is here it is so let's see what happened so oh so dc's doing
our play-by-play let's
see they might not even cover it they have to it's a big deal i would certainly
ask oh look at that
roses strike left hand oh oh dude he hit him with some combinations okay there
it is see left leg watch
yep supporting leg oh maybe not nope maybe he hurt that right foot or or he hit
his foot top of his
foot on his knee it could have been either one it's hard to say because it
looks to me like he was
bobbling around on the left leg that's what it looked like to me but maybe he
would dc would
know better because he could listen to the corner it looks like you just hurt
his foot either way he
seems okay now he seems okay now yeah like he's not walking bad at all now if
it was acl or structural
his big ass yeah but dudes have blown acls out and kept fighting i know
multiple guys who have fought
that would they blew their knee out there with tj dillshaw when he fought uh
when he beat sanhagen
right same thing blew out his acl super early in the fight how about how about
that motorcycle accident
he doesn't have like a quad yeah his one that's why he doesn't wrestle a lot
bro i'm so pumped for
this main event i really yeah i'm so pumped i think is he gonna blow through
this guy dude i really hope
if he wins i i kind of need him to win dude i'm telling you drickus is a puzzle
that's tough to solve his
timing is so weird strickland kind of figured it out though i thought strickland
beat him but listen
you know who he reminds me of is that dude uh remember when izzy fought uh canadier
canadier
jaren he reminds me of him where he's like just that kind of unorthodox bull in
the china shop
always forward bigger guy jared is the only guy that's fought successfully and
had ko's at heavyweight
light heavyweight and middleweight jared is as big as you can get to be 185 he's
finally getting a good
fight again i thought that last fight was they stopped that fight that was one
of the worst
premature style jared canadier's last night they gave him a good fight i was i
was so scared i was
that was when i was real scared izzy was gonna lose that dude he fought though
was very good that
abus guy yeah very who didn't know who who was it no it wasn't him who was it
that um jared canadier
just lost to definitely no tattoos it wasn't a boost it was another guy that
other guy that's really good
russian cat yes what's that no i'm sorry is it emo mo yes savage he's good but
who they gave canadier uh
his next canadier's next fight he has a good fight yes
paulo barallo yeah that's that dude from brazil that dude's a bad that's good
fire
that dude's a bad mother they said it was ty's toe he might have broken oh he
broke his toe toe we can
work with god damn it how long is that that fight it's a while from now how
long is that fight what
is it oh so they pulled out jared pull out
oh no he's saying tied to eva's toe not jared oh tied to eva's broke his toe oh
i thought
you're saying jared canadier broke his toe oh oh so that's what it was in that
fight oh that's
interesting yeah he hit it right on the top of the knee that's a terrible
fucking injury which toe
probably the big one those injuries suck so hard he only had like big turf toe
it's just five big you ever had turf toe
you ever broken your your big toe there's nothing they're just like yeah we're
sandals they don't
do anything i've it up real bad once though and i broke the top of my foot like
here on an elbow
fuck yeah there's nothing you can do they put in a splint yeah you ever had an
ingrown toenail
fucking terrible no punk yeah yeah i have a lump on one of my feet that still
hurts every time i do yoga
because i have to lay it flat because it's it would it broke and it's like calcified
it lifted up too
yeah so every time i have to lay flat on it that broken ass bone like they won't
do nothing for
your uh for your coccyx either you ever know what your what your coccyx you
broke your dick no no no
your coccyx you got it's the smallest bone in your spine it's we're all the way
at the bottom
right between the butt cheeks bro like your tailbone yeah i don't even think i
have one of those
how about that oh it's probably gone i bet i don't even have it oh but if you
crack it you just gotta
yeah the tailbone they don't do anything for it it never heals right yeah brandon
shop how many times
do you think you've been kicked in the nuts not many no gonzaga kicked me that's
about it what about
in training not not a ton really no man well it's never too late let's get the
party started one of
the things that i'm amazed in mma is why more dudes don't wear those tie cups
those steel tie cups
what do you mean you can wear a steel cup which i think is crazy it's crazy you
could wear a tie
fighters and they fight they wear a steel cup so they have this steel thing
that sucks around your
balls and your dick and they tie it down with ropes it goes up your ass like a
g-string it's not about
comfortable it's about like protect your fucking dick and your balls that's why
i don't wear it from
met but here's the thing man it's you remember amir renovati yeah amir renovati
was training with
us at legends and one time he mounted me and he got me in the grapevine and
stuck his his metal dick
oh here we go into my sternum it was so painful i was like dude this is
horrible but joe think it's also
advantage too with arm bars oh huge it's a leverage point huge so with arm bars
it's like having a rock
to bend the person's arm off of yeah instead of it and also like it hurts to
put it against your dick
that's the dirty truth about arm bars if you have an arm bar in and your nut is
in the wrong spot
like if you're pulling some dude's elbow down your nuts in the wrong spot you
don't have a cup on it
it hurts dude it hurts while you're getting an arm bar so you're saying these
dudes don't they wear no
cups at all no no they have to wear cups oh they wear the plastic but there's
an op well the i think the
best cup for training is those diamond mma cups those are the because they they
figured out the perfect
thing with compression shorts and this like really hard plastic but like soft
outer area where it like
settles in to like exactly the problem with those is they move around a lot but
these don't those
diamond ones don't but the difference of the steel one is a steel one's a
weapon if somebody kicks
you in the nuts you're kicking a chunk of metal downside you're in a thong
though the entire fight
i don't mind i would i would 100 take that if someone kicks me and they hit
iron yeah i feel you are you
great and if you can mount someone and do what what amir did to me like drive
that
shit in your chest i i didn't i didn't even wear a cup when i trained i didn't
give a fuck i thought
that's crazy yeah i thought about that when i saw that i was like that is like
everybody kenny florian
used to wear one right are you allowed to grab that rope no no no no that's the
other thing why does
anybody wear shorts why don't why doesn't everybody wear tights i know i agree
why i mean just how many
fights is a guy complaining because i agree we shouldn't have fucking shorts
yep you know they anderson
silva figured that shit out a long time ago wear tights so did pro wrestling
why do you want some
shit where someone can grab have some where no one can grab it it has to be
like uh you don't want
to look gay thing right yeah it has to be that yeah let the piece hang no i
think you're old school
like vitor belpo yeah vanderlei get that soon going yeah i'd wear a thong like
burt kreischer at the
pool yeah or just have one of those things where it's like all those little frayed
pieces so when they grab it
yeah yo you ever see dennis alexio fight no dennis alexio was a kickboxer he
used to fight in a grass
skirt oh damn he was a bad motherfucker you'd have to be dude he was good this
is the early days see if
you can find jamie fine dennis alexio ko highlight he was actually in kickboxer
with jean claude van
damn he was the brother that died oh when tong po killed the brother the white
boy yeah and he has
to avenge his brother yeah that was dennis alexio he died by the elbow what
country is that oh he got
paralyzed right paralyzed that's right that's right this is dennis alexio bro
dennis alexio was a
fucking beast dude nasty kickboxer he's a real deal oh dude he was nasty but
you got to see how he
fights he fights with a grass skirt on look he's head kicking dudes with a
grass skirt on you know
how wild that is those big like uh palm leaf trees bro he was vicious too man
vicious ko artist
what was this is the earlier he was just a wild man just decided to wear a
grass skirt
he was pretty good in that movie bro he was good he was a good kickboxer though
dude in the early days
when you know kickboxing like was still evolving they were still they were
starting the leg kick
and he was like one of the first guys that was like the victim of leg kicks don
the dragon wilson
him up with leg kicks that this is that fight right here this is like they're
showing him beating don up but
don beat him up with leg kicks and ultimately that was the big factor in this
fight that was just
what we're seeing here is just highlights but don was like one of the first of
the american kickboxers
rick rufus was the first that figured out like the value of leg kicks but this
guy dennis alexio man
imagine getting your ass kicked by a dude in a grass skirt
damn everything changed when the the ties came over to america when that tie
dude fought rick rufus
everything changed everybody was like it's like when black guys got into
baseball
you know babe ruth thought he was this and then a cuban guy's like let me see
that thing
bro have you ever seen that video the most uh the day uh kickboxing changed
like the most i think it's
called the most important fight in kickboxing and it's uh it's rick rufus
versus this tie guy and it's
tight rick rufus catches him in the beginning man he rocks him he has this dude
up he was hitting him
with like jumping hook kicks and he had this dude up but the tie guy survived
and the
tie guy just kept chopping at his legs chopping at his legs and americans didn't
do leg kicks
they didn't know what it was in our they thought it was cheap we thought it was
a cheap thing to do like
what are you kicking them in the shin you little fairy yeah oh kicking legs now
yeah it was it was an
insane fight how many things fight that changed the world of mma and it's true
because this guy that
was fighting rick rufus his brother duke rufus is one of the greatest mma
coaches of all time ever so
duke rufus who was also world champion kickboxer he kind of learned about the
kickboxing game from his
brother getting lit up by this tie guy it changed everybody's perception of
like what's effective
and tie guys were hitting trees bro look at this man look at that he just
starts chopping at those
legs and he just rick didn't understand how to protect them so he just thought
he would just keep
hitting him with like jump spinning back kicks and but now he's on rubber legs
man and he has those
fancy ass pants on and that tie dude has been kicking tires since he was six so
this is early this is
early he heard him bad he heard about rick rufus was really good man you have
to understand like
to us like rick rufus was our representative flashy kickboxing style but he
hurt him again
dropped him again beating his ass usa but this tie dude's probably had 200
fights and he knows how
to survive showing the promos for the sphere event right now oh the promos for
the sphere
most expensive anyway anybody who's a fan of striking should watch that fight
because this fight
changed our understanding of what's effective in mma because rick rufus was as
good as it gets for a
guy who kicks above the waist and we realized like oh my god leg kicking is
gigantic because you never had
another super super elite above the waist kickboxer fight a muay thai guy
change the game change the game
change the game think about all the things that dudes that were like good for
us that we that we didn't
do because it was gay oh cardio's gay i know nutrition's gay not anymore
telling your kids dancing how
about lomachenko's dad tells him to learn how to dance for two years he can't
box for two years i want
you to learn traditional ukrainian dance in ukraine you got your kid dancing in
tutu dancing did it work
yeah hell yeah it's footwork the greatest footwork ever all time ever not even
there's not even a
close second gold medalist like there's great foot like pernell whitaker had
great footwork
floyd mayweather had more john but nobody had that kind of footwork his kind of
footwork
it's a dance it's a dance he's dancing with you and he's moving in a way that
you can't keep up
you're not going to be able to you can't move that way you know you can't move
the way he does and his
dad was right i mean it's so hard to tell a kid to do that to abandon it but
there's like certain
years off like judo right like here's the thing if you learn judo when you're a
kid you learn judo when
you're like six years old and then you get to be like 25 you've been doing judo
your whole life like
you can do things that my body can't move that way it just can't move that way
because i never grew up
doing that but if you grow up doing that you could he grew up moving his feet
in a way that you can't
keep up with and he's like in front of you you're throwing a punch then he's
over here and he's
punching you and you're going to turn towards him and now he's over here and
you're missing here and
he's popping you with an uppercut he's behind you he's pushing you into the
ropes teeing off on you in
a combination angles you're not used to do you hear tj dillashaw went to his
camp to work with him
yeah and was like yeah he's just like towing around with me at first and he's
like and i was going
pretty hard and the next he turned it on he's like bro the angles the mood like
i would swing he's gone
yeah tj was like if he wanted to he could really me up but he was really happy
he didn't
hell yeah that that ufc noche and then it's but it's present presented by the
saudis it's confusing
right well it's um it's riad season is doing a bunch of different events and so
they're a part of this
noche ufc because it's such a this is a completely unique experience but this
is not just the fights
on the screens is going to be the history of mexican combat sports
so it's this crazy multimedia experience so they brought in riad season look i'm
can you watch
it from the street no man i bet on the outside no hell no it has something it's
got to have someone
outside does it have something in the outside it's going to have that design of
the ufc thing just
rotating you can't get it for free yeah how many haters are going to be out
there going live stream in
the wall yeah hell no maybe they should maybe they show you the replays of the
knockouts or whatever
i'm excited to see what it looks like it's on twitter already that thing is
that thing is hard
like why wouldn't they put whatever they put online why wouldn't they just put
it on the dome too it
takes like 20 10 20 million bucks minimum just to make the design to put on the
outside it's the most
then they're only doing it once it's gonna be super special they're never going
back i think they said
they've already spent 19 million dollars dana said this would be a one and done
event they'll never do it's not
worth it by the way i don't believe that for a second hey hey hey hey no once
you start it's actually
worth it to continue to do things at the sphere because it costs so much money
for the technology
and to put your stuff into it but they don't make money listen but that's why
everybody that's doing
it does residencies and not just one-offs because it's literally to transfer
your files into their
thing it's vast sums of money guarantee the ufc goes back listen to me yeah if
trump wins they're
going back oh yeah if trump if trump wins really they're going to do one at the
sphere they're
going back that's going to at least be an annual thing that's going to be all
like american card
mexican independence week is a brilliant marketing move oh it's great but you
know canelo's fighting
also in vegas the same day yep that's his weekend where's he at t-mobile yeah
so he's at t-mobile and
they're at the sphere yeah yeah i can tell you which one you know i mean canelo
does well but
damn they don't even do that much for mexicans in texas
the thing about the canelo fight is it's for sure going to take some of the
steam off of the canelo
fight i want to see that anytime look i think canelo is one of the greatest of
all time like
he's one of my favorite to watch i want to see that guy fight until he's done
you know i'd like to
him fight benavidez but you also get why he's not this young lion bigger he's
like what pay me 200
mil you're like no he's like all right i have nothing to gain from it well he's
at this end of his
career stage you know like he's he's basically he wants to collect that big
money and that's the
smart thing yes that's the smart thing also like the bvol fight was a little
bit of a wake-up call i
think those 175 pounders especially bvol he's super skillful and younger and
less damage and all the
above you know but i like i want to see canel canel versus crawford honestly
that's what i want to
see and i know crawford you know he's only won the title at 54 and 68 is
another giant jump above that
i know i i get it but i just think that guy's so slick and so good so talented
and he'll rise to that
fight and knowing that he's going to be fighting a guy like canelo that's a
legend and this is his
chance to put the big stamp on his career and if he wins that fight it's no
arguing where he to go but
that's the problem with boxing they don't do it yeah but i think the saudis can
do that i think they
can make that happen with the right money it doesn't they're it's monopoly
money man they see it's fun
coupons for those folks boxing is the argument against ufc fighters having more
power yes correct right
correct it's weird that way yeah how so because it because they can pick and
choose the fights they
want to do right but that's a smart thing to do for your career that's what i'm
saying but it's not the
entertaining thing to do always it's like it's also not the right i think the
saudis are the solution
to that oh they come along with the cheddar like let's go tyson fury you want
to fight francis
zagato his first fight ever who the else is going to let you do that as soon as
fighters start getting
to the point where they can pick the fights they want then they then then they
pick a bad fight yeah
they also don't fight it off but you can't say that because that's some guys
like izzy never did that
true you know robert whitaker doesn't do that robert whitaker will literally
fight anybody anytime
he really will he'll take any fight they offer him a fight i might i'm fighting
yeah but he'll
fucking do it but the caveat with with his argument the one guy who actually
made life-changing money
i'm talking like boxing money like canelo's mcgregor he made his money right
but he made it with the
floyd fight he made it in boxing right right but he did come back and he did
fight who he wanted to
see him fight i want to see him fight khabib khabib first well but we don't
want to fight him well
no the first fight oh right that was the khabib fight yeah yeah and then dustin
was after that yeah you're
right the khabib fight was uh that was the big one because that was we would we're
going to find out
who's the best because when you when you see the eddie alvarez fight you see
the cowboy fight when connor's
on you know look it's hard to say where he's at now with the injury and all
that jazz but i like to look
at fighters the same way i like to look at bj penn when i talk about his career
i always tell everybody
if you want to take into account all the greatest fighters that have ever lived
you have to look at bj penn
during a very specific run during the sean shirk joe daddy stevenson bj penn
was one of the baddest
motherfuckers that ever lived during that time period it's just you can't
sustain that it's just it's just
your body your brain everything it just it's too hard fedor in his prime
unstoppable fedor that fought
crow cop fade all that fought nouguera unstoppable there's there's a a a time
when a fighter is that and i
anderson silva yeah that run you got to look at him there that's how you have
to look that's that yeah
that's that's the only way i look at the silver run might be the greatest ever
no anderson silva's
run was magic i mean i'm just talking about the way he dominated yep almost
everyone yes and no the
the argument would be izzy yeah is these runs pretty impressive they're very
close but he laughed the
division had more division and more victories in the division but anderson also
had a thing that he was
doing to people where it looked like he was doing magic he was doing magic on
you like when he ko'd vitor
i remember eddie bravo and i having a conversation about this he was like can
you
front kick someone in the face and i was like you can but i don't recommend it
i was like i don't
recommend it i don't i don't i've never done it i've kicked a lot of people in
the face i never front
kicked anybody in the face spartan kicked meanwhile who teaches him how to do
it allegedly steven seagal
he's like i told him to do that kick and so anderson not just front kicks a
dude in the face but
front kicks one of the greatest one of the most vicious of all time vitor belfort
one of the most
greatest ko artists in the history of the sport if you look at highlight reels
of ko's vitor belfort has
starched so many people and that that was trt vitor too no that was not trt vitor
it was not it was
pre trt vitor he becomes trt vitor after that fight he gets my favorite if you
look at the
the vitor in that fight he looks like vitor who played football in college but
now he works at the
steel mill looks good yeah but he don't look like the vitor that fought luke
rockwold who had muscles
on his teeth yeah knocking dude's eyes out and bro he was insane so confident
like basically a silverback
gorilla yo i saw bruce buffers brother was his name michael buffett michael i
saw him do it he he
announced the last uh the last uh crawford fight man he's he's like 90. yeah he's
older the pop ain't
there and he doesn't say let's get ready to rumble no more he doesn't no he
says something it depends
on the network yeah oh no and he he gets paid and he that's why uh bruce buffer
does all the work he
does every fight bruce is a different animal though yeah bruce is our guy
listen give me give me some of
this give me some bruce give me some bruce here let me hear this motherfucker i'm
trying to get
give me some volume i don't care i want to hear some volume this dude's giving
me goosebumps like a
hundred times he's the best when he when he says that's not notorious mcgregor
and when he gets in
their face and he's alex perera yeah poeton and they got that lighting right
now they've made some
major advancements like what do they do if something happens to him yeah there's
other
guys but nobody does what he does the fall off is real give me a little volume
give me a little
volume keep that volume on a little bit in the background that get us in
trouble oh yeah yeah youtube's
real real north korea these days i want to listen youtube's tougher than ever
bro dan hardy's going
hard with the tattoos lately i hope dan i hope uh hooker wins this fight so bad
i say dan hardy i did
i'm really by the way shout out to dan hardy dan hardy's got some good
breakdowns the war room you
ever listen to his breakdowns on youtube very very intelligent lizard brain um
full reptile yeah
i love that that's a dope name no thug lizard brain listen brain might be
better lizard brain media
yeah i like uh hooker man bro dan hooker people have to remember dan hooker
went blow for blow with
dustin poirier in his prime it was a fight where it was like really a toss-up
at the end of it and
dustin dustin wind up with the decision but it was a war this is such a tough
matchup and then he had
the chandler fight where he just got caught chandler's little pitbull trying to
make his
you know his opening statement and he made it with a double exclamation point
ever but dan hooker is
really good dude really good super skillful well he's just super skill and
tough as
nails dude he broke his arm in the last fight didn't say a word he kept
punching the dude with it
yeah i talked to him afterwards oh this is just a scratch mate
he's a beast it's like what's going on with your arm yeah he's one of my faves
but gamrott his wrestling is top of the food chain matchup for hooker not
necessarily man because
hooker's knees they're so oh gamrott's catching him with punches hooker's knees
are such a danger
when you're shooting because they come with no telegraph
and he he's got great hip flexibility like the way he can throw that front kick
the body so smooth
he his like the way he moves his legs is very uh it's it's it's very effective
especially with
the knees up the middle does he fight southpaw too he fights both ways he can
switch it up hooker went
from no tattoos to just a whole ton of tattoos and i guarantee you oh there's
gamrock gamrock got the
got the takedown oh wow no amazing fucking balance man amazing balance
yeah look hooker got his whole legs tattooed down too legs hurt man
okay let's see if he can get up he's getting up use the cage well they knew
what was coming right if
you're taking a fight with a guy like gamrott who's like one of the most smothering
guys in the
division cut his eye too probably with a headbutt of it
that is a problem the headbutts and these like closed cringes but some of them
a little on purpose
a little bit look what khabib started bro you know i mean you you look what khabib
does but like
they're all there's so many guys like that now yeah that have that style it's
such an effective style
he didn't do it i thought he was gonna i thought he was gonna like wrap his
legs up with his legs
this is big man and khabib but dan hooker getting up to his feet is very big oh
he just landed right
here oh drop them oh that's tight that's tight tight tight oh good defense good
defense by hooker
very nice butterfly control posture get those butterflies going good defense
clear your cobwebs
damn camera smothering smothering sometimes a referee would just stop yeah they
will you just keep
punching if they're not laying in the refs yeah but then there's the problem if
he dumped out his gas
tank trying to make it happen it didn't happen that's what you have to hope for
for hooker yeah it's
only three rounds but hooker's so tough man he's so tough also he's like felt
the sting of these like
disappointing losses and he's like not today off right yeah just off but still
like think about
olivera man right olivera was off for a long time and then put it all together
true i'm you know i'm
not counting dan hooker out man look at this he's back up to his feet again no
hooker's as tough as
they come dude he's back up to his feet this is big because gamrod emptied the
gas tank trying to
stop him yep hooker needs to go to work and not get caught man he looks good
dude he does oh and
gamrod looks like he's slowing down a little bit look he emptied out a lot of
energy trying to finish that
fight there if gamrod's going oh oh yes my man get up keep those asses up let's
go hooker oh we got
clipped let's go hooker oh my god oh come on hooker uppercut dog oh damn got
uppercuts there bro don't let
him on the hook 40 seconds oh my god oh my god and then it goes bro dead hooker
dead hooker let's go
here we go there you go oh oh that's a sloppy sloppy shot oh don't give him oh
hammer fist
he should keep moving and not do this no keep moving yeah keep moving don't let
him get your leg man
but he's what he wants to punish him i think he feels he's fatiguing yeah i
think gamrod wants
arrested i think he's fatiguing i think turn around reverse realizes it let's
go come on dan hooker
come on dan hooker let's go cut him off come on a little kick up the middle
here oh he just looked at the
the clock
and five bucks there's a blonde chinese lady in gamrod's
bro gamrod he's tough as he took some shots he took tough as too he took both
of them man both of
them dude this card's been good yeah the whole way that should look kind of
trash on paper
did it i thought this fight was very good this this fight's great what else is
what's the rest of the
card from here out well then you got the
jamie where we at we got co-main event yeah because it's the third fight so you
got co-main
event main event this is the co-main yeah so you got steve ursic and uh oh that's
right
yeah this is not coming no right and then you got izzy ddp why isn't jujitsu in
the olympics
that's a good question because breakdancing took their spot yeah breakdance is
more important
did you see that lady from australia they banned it now it's not coming because
that one lady yeah so
apparently this so this cunt she the way she got her her husband is the head of
the committee
for breakdancing right she started the foundation and then blocked funding from
all the from everybody
else let's go i saw i saw some girl was like hold up before you feel bad for
going so bad on this lady
then she said that story she's like she blocked funding just so she could go
right you know it's a
problem if the head of the breakdancing committee is a white dude or just or
just your husband there's
white dudes that i know that are really good break dancers the point is like it's
a an offense
it's an offense to actual break dancers that that lady did that because the
actual break dancers
i follow stance elements on instagram you ever follow those guys you see like
the real high level
break dancers it's like athletic art yeah it's an athletic art form william
montgomery world-class
breakdance shut the up shut the up not the way he hugs you would have convinced
me if i had never
hugged him i totally thought i was going to get at least one of you guys
probably the side control
by gamma this is smooth i just didn't have time to say anything dude i don't
agree 10-9 gamrott that
first round no no i don't think so either no who said that but it may be i
could see maybe because
he did get him down a bunch of times but but i think it was close it was a
close fight but this is
a big move this is a big move for gamrott real early in the round like this 350
to go
and he's got side control already gamrock can't fucking submit you yeah you
gotta be real careful
grappler high level grappler super strong on top when when you get a guy like
this and he gets on top
that's when you're because they're so good at holding these kind of positions
it's also impossible to
get up especially you're not near the cage the cage walk and he'll go back to
half guard if he thinks
he's losing you yeah yeah this sucks these guys that are like really good at
these like side control
mount half guard positions they they're always looking for what you're going to
do next and they're
preparing for it and like if they know they can pass your guard they'll put
themselves back in your guard
just so they can control you and hold you down and use your leg as like an
anchor and then they'll
get right back oh we're gonna choke here yeah this is dangerous this guy it's
easy to pass too oh he
got out he lost it good job dan hooker's tough man he's got good defense but he's
got to get the
out of here i like i like hooker and butterfly he always makes something happen
here well what he's got
to do is get feet on hips and get some separation you're you're this guy's a
better grappler oh he's
got some cuts man bad cut but he's like a great white shark there he goes there
he goes good good
scramble don't keep going don't stop don't stop but don't get reckless don't
get reckless don't give
up your back but you can't give up your back yeah there's a there's a balancing
act right that's what
corey sandhagen did a good job giving up his back that's all he trained he was
in jeopardy but he
caused him some rounds it did but i liked the way he was going real high when
when dude got his back
he'd go real high up up on him and roll oh back up to his feet this is big this
is big let's go two
to go 250. come on hooker let's go dan hooker oh nice uppercut by gamrod that
was sweet i'm gonna
piss so bad but there's no way i'm going right now just hang in there never oh
left focus the body
see so this is a good example right that was a lot of control but not a lot of
damage on the ground
right but you would say he's winning the round for sure unless hooker starts teeing
off on him
and then you got to give it to hooker correct because hooker's doing the act
like right there
nice front plus also the number one thing they score is damaged exactly and
there was not a lot
of damage on the ground it was a lot of control control i think control is like
third on there and
like look at the aggression too like hooker's pushing the action here he just
needs to land something
something big yes like the first round yep but 130 to go is a lot it's a lot of
time hell yeah oh nice shot
oh he got some timing oh oh oh oh if he's rolling that's deep oh there we go
baby get his neck
don't do it again though don't go card don't go guard don't try to pull guard
on this this is not
good get out of this get out of this heavy hips head down yeah get out of this
push his head down
get the out of there don't accept this don't accept you gotta not accept this
because if you got to
this point this would be amazing if he on the initial shot you know nice elbows
these are big
make his ass work did they get rid of that 12 to 6 they did right they did is
it official 100
i don't know are all commissions honoring it you know oh it's another nice
elbow
that neck's there too yo i don't care what that elbow i heard oh hell yeah he's
trying to fit that
elbow in and he's also threatened the neck what makes him get back up to his
feet nice dog he's back
up again and isn't it what you're telling me it's exhausting having somebody's
weight on you like that
it's also exhausting trying to take a guy down and you can't that's why a lot
of guys don't grapple
there's nothing more exhausting than shooting yeah gamrot is just bleeding
dan hooker's energy they're both bleeding each other's energy because this is a
incredibly
grueling way to fight but i'd say more energy was put out on uh gamrot side
yeah for sure
it's also like dan hooker is more of a threat on the feet big yeah it's a
threat shirt he's hurt oh
he keeps hurting gamrot yeah and these elbows are big man these are big that's
why gamrot can't
finish the takedown he has to protect his head those are big elbows this is
going to be a great
why do they rotate the refs like are the refs tired why well you want uh you
don't want one person
to referee every fight you want to especially give them it's it is exhausting
you're moving around
you have to be there you have to it's kind of almost like it's like to keep it
fair that too i would
think but you you get multiple fights like a guy like herb dean who's probably
the best yeah like
three oh i'm on the main card you might see herb twice yeah but yeah you'll see
but he'll do the
and it depends if the heavyweights i'm sorry yeah if the main event's heavyweights
you usually see like
dean in there or a bigger guy yeah you want a big guy for heavyweights for sure
so does is it like
ranks like herb won't ever do prelim fights no he'll do some prelims november 1st
2024 so not yet
not yet still still legal i think you should be able to do everything knees on
the ground
i think knees on the ground would make it more entertaining so the grapplers
get finishes more
also like you shouldn't just be able to turtle crabs going wild the sneak
weapon crazy fight yep
if you can get it in the cage it's legal wow just a blade out what if you have
like
glitter blow it in someone's eyes it's worse than an eye poke
fuck yeah you have your last sport moment remember van damme yeah yeah here it
is third round come
on hooker you have hooker could just avoid the takedown and keep this standing
and press camera does hooker need to finish here i mean oh man kick kick a body
kick early in the
round but look at this he might be getting out of it he got out oh got that
neck got that neck yeah i
think got that neck oh it's he wouldn't now go now go back up to your feet get
up get up get up get
up get up get up get up get up camera that's good you can't wait there you can't
rest it's
fucking smothering man he is fucking smothering there was that window right
there man you gotta go
i like how he's punching the body of those mean motherfucker 1919 i like this
guy mike brown is
right there though with camera oh look hooker back up to his feet huge oh my
goodness oh my goodness
come on dog let's go jam i look tired oh yes sir that's what he needs to do
stay on his ass
it's going to be interesting just to see what the scoring is i think hooker won
both rounds
well he certainly could have when he comes to damage i would certainly say that
he's done the
most damage except for the first round i definitely think it's probably one one
going to this and
right now it's a toss-up but it might not be i mean it really depends on what
they think is
effective remember they're also in australia oh yeah hookers hometown hometown
yeah but who are the
judges do they bring them in from america australia oh nice front kick to the
body
oh hooker's turning on yes sir 330 to go is a long time man that's forever
especially if gamrod can't secure a clinch if he's going to be forced to stand
oh and i like how
he's going to the body dan hooker's pouring it on here son look out for those
knees too remember those
knees oh hooker's chin is strong gamrod just cracked him i'm saying gamrod
landed more significant strikes
it's even like he's thrown less yeah punching on the ground it's weird what
they label significant
strike yeah i don't necessarily always agree with no what that is i don't know
how they judge that
either they have a little clicker in their hand how do they do that oh that was
a nice hook yeah it was
and he got out hooker better turn on here man yeah hooker looks like he's
fading a little bit
and there's uh half the round plus to go hopefully just recharging it's really
hard to turn on a hooker
oh you son of a can't help myself live odds have switched to hooker as a two to
one favorite oh
oh yeah big underdog i like that wow interesting interesting i like how you can
bet in the middle
of the fight they're like come on let's go that's fun where can you do that
online right anywhere you can
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what'd you say jamie not available in texas not available in texas in california
either oh look at
this he stopped the takedown again come on hooker let's go to work okay so this
is a perfect example of
what i think of when i think of fights this is the end of the fight in the end
of the fight dan hooker
is beating up gamrot he's chasing him down he's walking him down he's landing
the better strikes
and he's the one pressing the action so in my mind he's winning this fight yeah
i think this should
count for a little more than every other round so that's why i like pride rules
i feel you the last
round's more important i feel you it's like they've duked it out for 15 minutes
who's winning at the end
i think that counts for something i don't think it counts for everything oh i
like the timing of
that that was nice timing but if he can survive this if he can get out of this
he's grabbing his gloves
said something mark goddard's a good one he's in there right now yeah he's one
of the best yeah jason
herzog one of the best yeah i love jason oh look at this look at this back up
to your feet uh let's go
let's go oh my god that left hand straight left oh come on he's got this let's
go baby let's go dog
this is another problem with the scoring system if other rounds are 10-9 how is
this one 10-9 right
because this is a much more dominant round for hooker he's got much more damage
he's closer to
finish yeah it's like how do you how is it only 10-9 let's get that neck let's
get that neck
let's get those elbows cracking oh he's got to warn him about the 12 to 6
elbows
but what wasn't that that seemed like more like uh 11 p.m to 6. there's a dude
on there's a dude on
twitter right now that's got three tvs he's watching this us and a football
game that's how
you live oh yeah hooker's gotta win come on hooker give it to what a fight what
a fight yeah amazing
guys doing it right camera didn't do enough damage from the top position to win
this for
me oh his eyes up what a fight that's a great fight his whole car his eyes
filled with blood
what a fight i'm gonna take a piss and i won't be surprised by the decision
it's like a little treat when he come back you know yeah what do you think
happened i think hooker wins
yeah oh there's gamrock catching with a right hand oh the thing left hook right
hand the thing that
scares me with the judges i always hate how they tend to go against somebody
that has cuts over their
eyes and blood all over their face right but but hooker had gamrock rocked and
dropped there's a big
difference gamrock did take him down and fucked him up in the first round but
the when when hooker was
hitting him it was it was more significant there's more significant moments
where he's in real trouble
real trouble and then also when gamrock did shoot the takedowns his neck was in
trouble he had a
bail on things camera did catch him a few times but overall i think uh hooker
did more damage have you
noticed how gamrock's left eye is like filled with blood it's like black it
looks like yeah and and hooker's
that would be a terrible ufc judge who do you think would win that fight i
thought hooker was winning the
whole time you're more of a not the first round okay not the first no i mean
first round he was getting
mauled on the ground i mean he did get up and he did land good shots but the
amount of damage
he took on the ground was pretty significant but towards the end he almost
knocked him out
he did hurt him yeah but it's i'd have to look at it again yeah i i felt like
gamrock if there's
a round that gamrock clearly won i felt like it was the first one but you know
what now that you're
saying that he almost knocked him out that's the only round that's questionable
i thought he won the next
too i've had a little drink but i don't but again at the same time like when it
comes to the grappling
and stuff i don't really know what i'm seeing like i i can't say what's amazing
and what isn't
well um hooker definitely threatened him a couple of times with chokes but gamrock's
takedowns were
awesome hit but hooker's defense was awesome too and his ability to get back up
to his feet
the camera is a smothering motherfucker here we go
29 28 camera is this on youtube 29 20 no this is on ufc uh espn plus no i'm
talking about us yes
dan hooker yeah dan hooker hell yeah dan split decision split decision well
that makes sense yeah
we were split yeah yeah i thought he won oh yeah me too that's a good win for
him too because gamrock's
gotta be top 10 right what is mateus gamrock was he ranked before this fight i
think he was five
and hooker was 11. that's huge
hooker's one of those guys like charles olivera i think you know he's still you
gotta like factor
in all these different things the experience oh yeah yeah he's got some losses
but then he's got a lot
of great wins too oh man the stuff we've seen charles do is just insane charles
is special jesus dan hooker
29 28. uh split decision oh y'all don't do live comments
what what are you doing with this stuff i'm on youtube let's be with the people
in the room let's
not connect with folks outside that no have nothing to do with us you're
watching us on youtube yeah
what are you doing i'm just keeping up with the zeitgeist yeah don't do that
you don't do that don't
do that y'all don't you don't know let's have a good time and hang out with the
people that are in
the room no not why there's three other people in the room and we're also on
youtube no were you just
watching you on youtube right now yeah bro this is ridiculous you want a mirror
or something look
guys we're all making too much of this dan hooker what a win for hookers i was
just going on twitter
to see who thought who agreed with me oh don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't and don't ever let
them know you're doing that either well y'all are more famous than me that
doesn't bother me it
doesn't matter it's like you're dealing with crazy people yeah you'll stay as
famous as you are you
keep doing that also you're doing it while you just hang out yeah it takes you
out of the moment
yeah uh who who what was what was your take on it what i missed uh i was right
you were wrong no i
no i had a hooker no no oh yeah yeah i had hooker winning two and three a split
decision though yeah i
said split yep yeah it looks like the other refs were kind of like the same as
we were
yeah interesting that's weird they gave him the second round one guy gave uh
gamrot the first round like i thought and then two guys gave him to hooker gave
it to hooker the first
round wow interesting because i had hooker two and three yeah interesting i
wasn't sure because brian
said a good point like he almost knocked him out at the end of the first round
i was like yeah you're
right i didn't think of that because he did you know he's mauling him at the
beginning of the
and that'd be the most significant strike in the first round yeah rocked him
here it is bohalio
god canadier's it's terrifying terrifying so is bohalio though he's no punk
when the
ultimate fighter brazil yeah he's good he's good man
what's the tattoo on his neck say um free spirit
that's like when you're one of those dudes it's like japanese things tattooing
your arms
yeah i'm one of those dudes he probably doesn't you know doesn't really speak
yeah because english when
he had that done yeah over over there yeah exactly probably looks cool yeah
yeah yeah like oh it's
badass yeah but you have like some other brazilian name tattooed across your
chest pretty dope yeah
you know yeah um i just think i think sentences are one of the lamest things to
get tattooed
what is just words i'll have it like deep things on your rib cage that's so i
think that's how about
deep things on your thigh every time you're taking a you get to read like some
declaration of independence
like it's less like instructions well a lot of people get the uh like bible
verses on their ribs
yeah oh yeah that's super original yeah that's like keep on trucking in the 70s
what the fuck are you doing why don't you get a tasmanian devil with boxing
gloves you unoriginal
that's so sick dude i'm gonna do that bro when i was in high school everybody
had a tasmanian
devil with boxing gloves on that's awesome really yeah everyone was so dumb and
they can't fight it was like
the coolest thing to get tasmanian devil with boxing gloves yeah that's me bro
i'm crazy
well remember barbed wire was the hotness oh my god that's crazy bro how many
dudes got that on
their ankles and deeply regret it like the bedazzled affliction shirts yeah but
when you're a dude you
got some around the ankle there's something about unless you're samoan i get it
like beads you know
polynesian you got beads in your ankle i'm cool with that but if you're a
regular dude it has to be a
full a big piece if you're gonna do it like hooker's piece gangster fine no
problem at all you just
have like just around the ankle yeah get the out of here yeah you gay though
get the out of here
especially if you got if you got put to sleep to get an ankle tattoo oh my god
that's it
i got put to sleep to get this chain link fence around my ankle is it over yeah
man you're up for
five minutes yeah doctor's like i'm pretty sure i could buck this guy right now
that's so dangerous
to do that to get tattooed that way wow because that's how people die it also
it doesn't happen a
lot but it happens enough it happens a lot it can happen oh yeah it's so bad
for your body yeah also
maybe tattooing is not for you if you have to be under anesthesia yeah you
gotta earn that
it's not your thing yeah remember it's not your thing for everybody slap fight
promo everyone pay
attention athlete let's go
that seems like um i wouldn't advise any of this it literally seems like almost
like a sketch i do want to
go to one because everybody i i'm telling you every like legit people that i
respect tell me like
dude i know whatever like i'm telling you it's so fun when you're sure if there
was car accidents
at the parking lot you go out and watch yeah does this have like does it have
like a feeder thing
like um like ultimate slapper or whatever you know what i'm talking about like
they go find these guys
they did yeah that's how it got started yeah they did they all lived in a house
and were slapping
each other you guys are saying this like it's trivial this is a real sport you
should shut the
up okay this is sanctioned by the nevada state athletic commission they do drug
testing yeah they
which is ridiculous they should i want my slappers on meth they do drug testing
i want them all on the
same that hitler was on when he went across poland give them the real stuff let's
go i want
messed up dudes slapping their faces off i don't want dudes on painkillers i
want dudes
just jacked to the tits on amphetamines there's definitely not a weight limit
to the heavyweight class
in this right that's a good question yeah but there's not those guys look
pretty big right but
they might be small and big you know you know they might it's a little unprofessional
just like
bigger class why don't you shut the up these bigger little athletes yeah i just
can't take here while
you disrespect which is a part of the parent company that i'm employed by yep
no because you know what if
you're really like that like a show for them just like hey you shut the up man
no joe you know what
you know what you know why it's because it's because of this right here if i go
like you like
you talking to some guy and i go hey hey you you know you're talking that's the
heavyweight champion
you go what they go slapping you know yeah yeah but dude if those guys if they're
really practicing
that one move it's like bruce lee said and they slap you in front of your girl
don't be a man do be
aware of a man don't fear a man who has 10 000 techniques fear a man who's
practiced one kick 10
thousand times they've practiced slapping 10 000 they were slapped up oh that's
how you go to sleep
in front of your lady from a slap baby your eyeball fell out are they allowed
the backhand no no wow
is this guy just gonna sit here and take it look at the current champ right he's
gone bro look how jack
that guy is and he's letting this guy do it to him in the gym 266 plus super
heavyweight bro in the gym
he just got brain damage for zero reason in the oh that's larry wheels
420. bro that's crazy man hit him right on me why would you i wish i was
friends with that dude
i would say don't do that i don't ever do that that's a free brain damage oh i'd
say that to both
of them oh there's a woman oh yeah oh you haven't seen a woman just did it whoa
now i'm down to watch that just you think you are no you think you are for real
her and some lady
just slapped each other he said he's gonna do it because i imagine like you get
a big girl and she
you like she pulls her titties this way first and when they go to bounce back
she follows behind
it oh yeah a lot of torque yeah like the kind of like the way uh the gut yeah
like the way i feel
the way butterbean uses stomach maybe a little oh like like a little extra
little something like a
like you're drifting it's hard to watch though because i don't especially when
they're pretty
yeah i don't i don't like you know that's sexist yeah the bare knuckle fights
for chicks i'm like
no don't hurt your face don't hurt your face yeah it just means more when a guy
has his face cut
up like he's just a badass yeah you know yeah you can still find a lady cheek
fights girls don't get
upset at that like where'd you get that fighting no they're attracted yeah they
don't get mad yeah but
a girl who's like been like where'd you get those cuts uh bare knuckle fighting
like uh oh i mean
maybe you're cool maybe you're cool but you might be out of your mind that's
not normal behavior for
no the uh double x chromosome also we don't look at that and go that's a mother
but you know it's a
special kind of dude though that's like you know what right i love a bitch with
cauliflower like a
chick with a forehead scar just a struggle and that guy's gonna just got sliced
with some elbow
yeah and that's a guy probably has a history of domestic violence or meth yes
ran into joanna at
that last ufc she is that's your are you still into better than ever oh we're
in love
we all we all look at he says that with his legs crossed the way i've never
done in my whole life
i can't even get my legs to do that yeah all right
who's that guy on family feud that was gay as fuck remember that dude what but
the host no
not not family food uh hollywood squares there was the one guy in hollywood
squares
confetti yeah rip taylor rip taylor yeah that's him there he is that's my that's
my mentor this is tony
oh yeah we're in love oh yeah yeah we're in love he's got a cigarette just love
each other
who's gonna tell him he's gay there he is oh come on you need that mustache
that's your life son i just throw up i just start throwing confetti out of my
puppet no that's what
he's doing jackass stop making fun of me stop making fun of me yeah we're in
love
oh my god because you actually are you actually do got a thing for her we have
a thing for each other
but do you think you could date a chick that could whoop your ass i thought
about this many times i like
the danger i like the idea you're never going to be on top you know that right
maybe she was never
going to be on top she's going to be riding dick and see tony i can't kill you
you know i can kill
you tony yeah and she's you guys get married can i i'm an ordained minister can
i uh can i do your
marriage yes and you know you can't you can't break out of that leg lock yeah
you're not breaking out of
shit yeah and by the way when you it's you're supposed to put the garbage out
put the garbage out
yeah head kick no no lip no fucking i'm trying to watch tv shut the up and put
the garbage out
does she does she have a man is there competition even if she does shut the
tony hinchcliffe is her man that's her soulmate we've known this for a long
time we've known this
like yo if you talk if you keep talking to me like that i'm gonna call rose
norman eunice over here
oh no what do you mean she beat her oh that's it like that's the only person
that's the only person
that can have your back that zhang way lee fight that was the craziest one you
got that giant hematoma
on her forehead that was not tough i'm telling you it was such a war everybody
that should be mandatory
watching every six months for any ufc fan because you kind of forget i re-watched
it the other day it
was on one of the hotels i was staying at oh my god you know you have you it's
crazy i mean crazy the
whole have you seen have you seen little nicky when um adam sandler movie adam
sandler's the one i
haven't seen but kevin kevin kevin neiland gets tits on his head that's what
she looked like it's almost
identical yeah she had a giant hematoma on her head but like a big titty you
know another crazy war is the
yon shao non fight when when wait zhang way lee put her to sleep and she wakes
up at the end of the round
they let her put her in the corner and she's like what happened yeah and they
just i was making fun
of it missed the entire fight she went to sleep she went to sleep she went to
sleep and still fought
five fucking how many rounds she gets five rounds did she get stopped at the
end maybe late in the
four or fifth but it went it went wow what a war and i was making fun of it
wasn't paying attention when
people don't like women's mma i'll let them watch those two fights yeah you
watch those two fights you
tell me you don't like women no it's just as good at the highest levels i think
i think women's mma is the
only it's the only it's the only mma is the only sport where the women's side
is just as entertaining
bro there's some there's some women except maybe tennis you can throw tennis up
there but other
than that make sure you put your balance in for kamala harris too
you disagree yes well listen there's some women that are competition level valetina
shevchenko when
she's in her prime when she had when she head kicked jessica i that's as good a
head kick you're
ever going to see in the sport the jess guy goes flat line but let me ask you
this falls back so uh so
when so when is he knocked out robert whitaker when you're talking about talent
you said she knocked
out jessica i right it's not the same level of talent in the sport overall they're
going to get
there but when amanda nunez knocked out cyborg it was one of the most exciting
moments in mma
period we were going crazy and you're like wow and don't forget when when ronda
ronda rousey the
ronda rousey run the end of that run when she got knocked out bro when she got
head kicked by holly
home that was crazy but but that wouldn't be considered high level right
because ronda's
striking compared to men's would be like yeah but even finishes even finishes
entertain like yeah oh that's
two different things like like um it's the same thing like when when rose won
the title how about
when misha tate strangled holly home to win the title amazing that was crazy
too amazing put her to
sleep while holly holmes throwing punches while she's getting choked
unconscious wow crazy i'm not you're
not gonna argue i'm not saying it's not entertaining it's not the same level it's
not the same it's not
the same that's all i'm arguing no there's no way they're still in leather
helmets it's because they're
right right right they're gonna get there but they're still in leather helmets
but they're leaps
and bounds from when ronda debuted oh leaps and bounds no they're moving faster
in the carano
they're moving faster than the men because they started i mean amanda nuyez i
mean she's kind of
gone now right no she might come back she's talking about coming back with kayla
but she can headline
she can headline a card oh yeah yeah yeah and what i'm saying is compare that
to any other sport
like are you no one what the the the women's uh olympic basketball team had the
least
amount of because they didn't have caitlin clark on it right right but but that's
what i'm saying
is like it's not oh no it's not oh as far as women's sports oh it's not the
same it's it's not even
close it's also it's violence man violence is more compelling than any other
sport is the reason why
football is so exciting is because of violence it's a sport it's a game but
there's something crazy about
watching guys tackle each other but it's also because there's also is because
there's nothing missing
you in the ufc every single thing i can see in a man's fight i can see in a
woman's fight
right they don't right they don't hold it back they don't change the rules they
win by ko they
win by submission yeah even though this cat is good he is super good super
slick for 120 tall as
fuck but but manages to cut the weight really well because there's no fucking
chance that guy weighs 125
and you could tell like when he walking on the street he looked like a nerd how
many super nerd
computer program he's probably about a buck 42 right now at least yeah
something like that height
right but man he's so slick and so skillful you know he doesn't have the same
type of moves as
sanhagen but he kind of reminds me of like he's kind of good at everything yeah
kind of good at
everything and ko's guys with sharp shots but this dude scares the out of me he's
a beast and he
comes from that same camp as camp is he and you know kickboxing volkanovsky
like that city kickboxing
camp is a nasty camp man those guys are good yeah bro when your last name is a
different country different
where you from bro and that place is like kai kara france these these that
place is just like a lion's
den you know when you have lions dens like that like the original lion's den
the kent shamrock
lines yeah it's hammer house yeah yeah iron sharpens iron man when you got a
bunch of killers together
all in one room it's just hard to keep them together hard to keep them together
especially when you guys
get successful and famous disaster it's also guys just can only keep up that
thing they do for so long man
you can only keep up that thing yeah mma is rare because yeah you can only keep
it up for what do
you think four years at your pinnacle depends but i'm saying in general like it's
like four like where
you're at your pinnacle like your top peak no one can keep it up forever weird
strip of mat down the
middle are those lines so it looks like a separation yeah that's where the yeah
it's sewed it's sewed together
they always have that you just don't why are you worried about that when two
men are fighting i've just
never seen that before what about that design no it looks like there's actual
openings there i'm gonna
call you always there's no way it always looks like that that matt's usually i'm
with you on this
it looks like a mat usually uh it's exactly what it looks like always no it
looks you can see
that there's space it's a little more obvious yeah it's sticking out a little
more guys aren't
someone who's gonna get fired because of tony hinchcliffe he's roasting the mat
designer see
yeah this is it yeah you got a good point yeah definitely there's some crazy
stuff more there's
spaces let's look at the fight though yeah for sure um kyle france had some
neurological problems
after his last fight really what you mean neurological well he got tested and
he was having some
neurological issues and they told him to take quite a bit of time off of uh
striking and contact more
guys need to take time off though uh-huh like i know it's not the cool thing
guys are chomping at
the bit and that's why you have managers but the problem with that too is like
i love izzy taking
time off and he you know he's one of the greatest ever if not the greatest but
it's to your point how
you're saying it's a short window and they go but you got to rest it's like i
get that but i'm 28 29
finding the 185 pound division so that you know the longer i take off the less
fights i'm going to get
right so it's a weird thing it's a balancing act but you got to have people
around you that are doing the
actual work in terms of like testing you and they did that with him they did
like neurological tests
and he it was an unfavorable result and then later on he did it and he had a
much better result so he
was happy that he did it he took the time off you know you just you got to
recover you get knocked
in the head a bunch of times you got to recover especially at the lighter
weights you got more time
well i mean i think in all weights man i mean i think about what happened with
volkanovski right if he
doesn't take that fight with izzy on short notice which i'm excuse me with uh
islam on short notice
which i think was crazy to begin with uh when you're dealing with the best
pound for pound fighter on
earth and you fight him in 10 days notice there's no way like eight days
something crazy but think how
fast volkanovski went to pound for pound basically number one we're all talking
about him yep and then a
a week later it's like oh he's the worst right well a week later he gets caught
but then he fights ilia
toporia and gets starched again yep too quick in my opinion real quick after a
head kick knockout so
he so he he apparently he um he didn't get to train as much because he had to
pass those neurological
tests before he could even start right no contact but you can hit the bag you
can do a bunch of stuff
you can hit mitts you can do a bunch of stuff technique can get better yeah it's
just you can't do anything
that hurts your head and believe it or not even hitting the bag can hurt your
head yes like if you've
been concussed you really shouldn't be hitting the bag you shouldn't be doing
nothing because every time
you're hitting something you're jarring your body bang bang because it's part
of the tells like you just
have to spell stuff and read stuff yeah and imagine struggling oh i'd fail that
right now
bro it's you know it's hard to know because different people have a different
result some
people can get hit in the head they're fine like mark hunt like that dude is
fine but it's also hard
to know like yeah mark has a chin but if you gave that test to him when he was
21 right and then give
him a test when he's 30 after fighting k1 and pride and yeah good point yeah
and then some people get
hit in the head they die yep have you ever heard of them pulling a judge off
the card during the fight
no it happened just a little bit no why for what scorecard the tai tu avasa
fight
oh because he gave it uh all three rounds tai tu avasa has been relieved of his
duties for the rest of
the night wow they said they said how he hit the showers oh yeah that's i've
never seen that oh look
look and i've seen all missing some shit man ursig's in trouble kai car francis
caught him oh he hit him
again oh r6 in big trouble that's it oh wow what a comeback oh my goodness and
we were like paying
attention to tai tu avasa your brain's 100 sir damn okay that's a great result
of taking time off
letting yourself heal get back to 100 now what do you think now yeah he's gonna
do now you have this
giant win well we'll hopefully we'll find out real soon but think about this
catapults him now let's
give your teammate just one beat up michael from the office time off yeah by
the way you think drake
is duplicy gives a about this he doesn't care no no that's that guy's this is a
big win for kai
carl france massive bro because they're both coming off losses so who fired the
judge
who else the commission let's take a second to soak in the fact that that judge
did give all three to
yeah wow look at that left hook oh that left hook's crazy oh we missed all this
oh my god we missed
all this good for kai carl france bro that's big dana doesn't have any control
over commission look
at this look at this watch this left hook bang son look at those legs stiffen
up that's beautiful
well the commission probably thought it was an egregious scorecard because we
saw jarzino teeing off on
him on one round you're gonna give it 30 27 yeah they're probably like hey homer
get the
out of here i mean there wasn't around that's a big win man massive bro because
they both come off
losses now think of steve ursic you're on top of the world right yeah razor
sharp decision now
you're down two and now you got ko half your pay but this is huge for kai carl
france because kai
care of france now becomes the most compelling guy for the featherweight title
other than brandon
moreno who's already fought pantoja twice it's tough and then remember that
other uh um homeboy
three times did he fight him three times three times and but then remember
there's not a ton of
contenders that's how steve ursic got in there right and because they let homeboy
go because
he's difficult to deal with yeah makaev yeah think about that that dude that's
been super difficult
so difficult he's undefeated 21-0 undefeated and tough as remember when he got
leg locked and
he did not tap yeah bro his knee bar was horrific it was i was like he might
ruin his career i wish they
would change this too the guy knows he lost let him leave no no no shut up nah
yeah take this in stay put
and then you better kill him look at that and then clap clap yeah that's how
men do it you gotta clap
good job bro give him a hug out of here you got me you got me did that stay
look small no that's
just don't go back to you of it the what it's just a weird view of it that's a
big place
that's not the same place like no they're in perth they're in perth so i mean
if i had a guess it
looks like 10 000 because the the biggest gate well sydney is huge that's that's
where holly and ronda
set the record melbourne's huge set the record too yeah melbourne is where they
set the record yeah
those oh etihad that's big but i'm telling you man the japanese were doing it
way bigger where's that
it's big it's 15 000 seats where they're at right now yeah right that's but
that's like less than t-mobile
the real big ones of the japanese what they did in pride they had 80 000 90 000
yeah they had 80 000
people every time yes yes multiple events in japan yeah they're great audience
members they know
everything that's going on they're not as wild when someone passes the guard
they all applaud yeah
they like technique tuned in they're tuned in they're real quiet while the
fights are going on
it's crazy it's it feels weird it feels different they're just really watching
and appreciative
like martial arts is such a deep history in japan like respect have they ever
done china oh yeah
no i mean they definitely have beijing but yeah they've done didn't they
bisping fraud gasoline uh beijing right yeah where else at least two or three
events yeah yeah macau too
is that like what does the cow count what is macau
i don't know does that count as its own country no that that would be
considered china right don't count
that's a good good district but there's like they have casinos over there they
say that make vegas look
like like reno god i bet those slot machines bro just i heard there's casinos
over there in asia are
just bonkers just bananas what is this one is that macau look at that that's
china right yeah is in china
so i know they did a ufc there and uh my friends that went and worked it they
were like bro this
fucking it makes vegas look like a joke look like barstow i have no desire to
go there well if you
lived over there you spoke chinese probably a good move if you're really into
gambling i'm gonna skip
they had to change the mgm the design at the mgm because they up and they had a
mouth
where it was like the lion's mouth and the people were coming through the lion's
mouth the chinese
people are like you out of your mind you know what kind of bad luck this is oh
really to walk through
the lion's mouth this is so stupid so they had to redesign the whole thing that's
how much business
they bring of course holy what yeah see if you can find that oh let's go baby i
guarantee you'd win
on my podcast i really need to win what's that you have a booked so he said no
i guaranteed him to win
hold on a second what jamie's gonna see it or do you want to see the attack
video attack video what
attack the lions no no no you weren't listening sorry when the mgm was first
constructed you had to go
through a lion's mouth to get into the building and they had to rebuild it yeah
what is this science
fiction movie what is this this looks good no i'm out crap you're out already
yeah everything's crap
slingshot that looks good i'm out i'm out what the fuck is wrong with these
going out in the space
nah bro in theaters that's it right there so that was the original thing
it says this myth busted it's no it's not true it's not true is it fake what's
the what's the
according to pervasive las vegas myth the mouth the mgm and lions served as a
casino's hotel entrance
even the pulitzer prize winning las vegas sun described the original mgm grant
entrance in march 2001
as a huge lion head with its wide open mouth serving as its doorway as you see
from the photo below
this just wasn't true okay so it's not going through the mouth but it's going
like
into the line it looks like it's going under its crotch but they did change it
and i think okay it's been widely reported that many chinese gamblers believe
that traveling anywhere
through the representation of a lion's mouth invites bad luck not nearly as
much bad luck as traveling
through an actual lion's mouth presumably what does that mean presumably but
enough okay it was literally
that it wasn't literally true that they entered through the lion's mouth former
mgm mirage spokesman
alan feldman told casino.org but many customers believed it to have the same
negative vibes
and refused to use that entrance yeah so it's true yeah it is true they went
around the door
but also they were saying uh where is it there's other like uh the rio and
encore casino
hotels are entirely missing floors 40 through 49 the number four is considered
unlucky because
sounds like a chinese or japanese words for death whoa jesus god dog yeah there
was like i remember
there was another but they're not missing the four floor there's other certain
floors that they didn't
have i forget what it was but meanwhile it's that's like the 13th floor but the
13th it's
it's like shooter jennings had a song about it it's like you know what floor
you're on
you know the 14th floor it's like that's what the point is like in asian
cultures gambling is huge
it's like the why the best pool players come from the philippines they gamble
it's all about gambling
over there and so because these guys are gambling for such intense amounts of
money like a lot of like
they're like luck and stuff is built into their culture right their new years
they got lucky fish
like you wish that you have more money luck is huge yeah luck is huge it's a
big deal and gambling's a
big deal it's a big part of the culture so if you have something that like
doesn't appeal to asians
and it's a gambling event you're gonna switch that shit up switch that shit up
quick they they don't
want to you don't want them going over the tropicana or wherever the they're
gonna go
in the world of like pool asians are some of the biggest gamblers ever
and that's why they're so good at pool yeah because they're playing for a lot
of money so they get
really good at it you know it's like there's consequences and there's you know
value in being
really good what else are they good at ping pong huge ping pong players you
know i mean go to the
beijing olympics yeah yeah didn't the chinese basketball team beat the american
basketball team absolutely not
how dare you didn't they you know it's funny when uh american team beat the uh
chinese math team do you
know that really yeah you want to see what the american players look like are
they all chinese
are they all asians yeah see if you can find the photo of the the american team
that won the math
competition it's like that in esports too like all our all our gamers and all
all our time is it a meme is
it is it a fake is it fake i don't know that it's fake but it's definitely a
shitpost
i love a good shitpost oh my god
usa math team will be chatting for the first time in 20 years bro that's legit
they won is that real
shut up you communist of course it's real america
yeah coming to save the day yeah i don't know i don't know about this one
which one just close the laptop i think we have plenty of information to form a
conclusion
true look there it goes oh god damn it regular americans this is
this is but this is a different year this is before they brought in the a-team
they squeaked by that year it's just a meme with regular americans they just
squeaked by
that's hilarious it's the meme i wonder how big of a star zhongwei li is over
there she must be huge
huge you assume right you know first ufc chinese champion yeah one thing i was
going to say
dominant they were watching the twerker little flapjacks well that's why that yon
xiaonan fight was so
big two chinese um citizens fighting for the world title and two of the best of
the best and a really
good fight good fight how many how many people viewed in china i wonder oh my
god must have been off the
charts there's so many people must have been off the charts who's that huge it
was a huge chinese
boxer that was like yeah hot and cold and hot and cold right right right right
he's huge and
he wanted to fight uh joshua because he beat him in the amateurs right but he
was just i don't know
what was wrong you're not talking about the guy who knocked out deontay wilder
yes yes yes he just
knocked out deontay and he's 40. yeah yeah dude's 40. yeah ain't nobody trying
to see that yeah with
deontay man it's like it's like you just don't always get him at 100 oh my god
well i just feel
like with deontay it's like there's only so many times you can get ko'd you
know there's only so many
times you did ayahuasca and get all friendly though that's a problem that's a
problem that's a problem
connected spirits world tell us what twitter thinks about all this brian hey
hey i'm adhd i need
constant stimulation this is a fight you're about to see one of the craziest
fights ever in the middleweight
division i mean i'm sorry arguing the greatest of all time other than anderson
silva yeah coming back
well you know they're different eras it's it's always weird to argue that right
because again it's
completely different but also one tested positive for peds one didn't just
gonna throw that out there
that's why i always bring up bj penn whenever anybody talks about the greatest
i always bring up bj but
i was there dude i was there when bj was storming the castle real deal when he
knocked out sean shirk i was
like who's this guy good luck who's beating that guy um but also you could also
argue iggy is he's
fighting better bigger better competition you could also argue that if demetrius
mighty mouse johnson had
anybody near his class in his division like he's the best yes you know the only
problem with mighty
mouse is that like skill-wise he's the greatest representation of martial arts
i've ever seen he's
the most complete in all areas in all areas and so and because he's not burdened
by gravity
his the way he can move the things that he can do you know and then you know
who always up the
argument gsp gsp was awesome you gotta throw him in the hat and he's 100 you
also have to throw john
jones in the hat oh yeah john jones is you know this is why john jones trumps
all of them because john
jones doing that light heavyweight and heavyweight where the level of air is so
small so small where
mighty mouse can zig when he should have zagged and gets hit and he can still
win the fight john can't
he's finding that much tougher i think dude i watch i watch mighty mouse like
go from a suplex to
oh yeah yeah nobody can do that no one can do it no one can do that no he's 125
pounds i was going to
say it's a massive advantage of that weight division yeah it's a massive
advantage you can move that fast
but you know john jones did have some split decision um victories and they're
bullshit yeah
you know tiago silva fight but no real losses or the tiago um santos fight no
real losses
no dominic reyes close close to a loss that one you could call it was close i
mean dominic was
i think john had lost a lot of motivation during that time he's fighting nobody
and it's not no
disrespect to them but you're john you go from fighting jail vitor machida dc dc
when john's at
his best is like when john fought dc like especially the second time that's
john at his best because like
there's a bit of rivalry they hate each other they're very you know what that
was also dc at his best
yeah yeah well definitely the first fight the second fight man that head kick
john just he he
knew it was coming too he know he knew dc had that tendency they actually even
talked about it
in the in the press conference they talked about it so you think i'm going to
lean to the right and
you got a head kick to me and he did it and and dc got taken down but also
remember that first fight
john tested hot he ain't definitely doing damn i keep forgetting that before i
spoil it before i spoil it
are you waiting to see how craig jones did tonight yeah how did he do he won no
you choke her out
yeah did he get her back yeah it's a video did he get her back yeah gabby garcia
i mean he did it
gently he was nice to her why she got because gabby garcia weighs like 240
pounds why is this happening
because they made this challenge match she's tapping because gabby garcia is a
multiple time
world champion and she's like 240 pounds but damn she didn't even get the braids
took out what you doing
well you know she wants to look good good for craig like that's more important
than i could have told
you if there was betting on that fight i would have bet everything i've ever
earned in my life
i would have leveraged it i would call i would call banks i would have called
my business manager and
said what else can we sell what else can we sell like what are the odds how
much money i'm getting this
is free money unless he breaks his neck she knew too that she was gonna lose oh
yeah everybody knew
there's no way craig jones is the second best grappler in the world yeah it was
a spectacle i mean he's
a phenom he's a phenom the only reason why he's not number one is gordon ryan
yes if you didn't have
this dude who's doing juice 365 days a year training every day studying like a
like a savant super smart
super smart freakishly strong technique off the charts the best ever yeah if
that guy doesn't exist
craig jones is number one when i finally got to watch him live i was like i get
it bro gordon is a
special athlete man yeah and you know there's there's a kind of mind that that
guy has that
that's a one in ten ten lifetimes you see it in other like michael jordan right
yeah you're seeing
kobe he reminds me a lot of magnus carlson you have been watching a lot of him
lately you have to be
insane to be that good you have to be insane there's like five dudes that have
that level of insane
dedication amongst all sports in the world and the second is armstrong don't
forget the second dude is
donagher the second insane motherfucker is his coach he always says donagher's
the cheat code he is man he's
a character in a movie he wears a rash guard at bars but he's a character he's
literally like mr
miyaki like you see him sitting on the side in his gi but it's just his
background the guy was a
professor professor of philosophy at columbia and then gets in love with jiu-jitsu
when he's working
as a bouncer and then decides to only teach jiu-jitsu and sleeps on the mat and
is training every day
list only has like one four doesn't give a about anything other than jiu-jitsu
your trends doesn't
give a about anything other than being effective and before he was all up
before his knee was destroyed
and he got to get a hip replacement he's all banged up man like real bad from
injuries and a lot of it's
from rugby but before he was banged up totally he was a nightmare everybody i
know that rolled with him
when he was younger like dude his technique was so good it was terrifying he
just had a bad knee his
knee was destroyed from rugby things happen for a reason though he goes on
become this you know once
in a lifetime coach he would have been a once in a lifetime fighter too i mean
he's a he's a real freak
but the fact that he can channel that kind of mindset of being an elite grappler
with a genius mind
into another genius like gordon who's also just as dedicated as him and
physically gifted he but he
even says he goes i'm not very athletic he says it's all just technique and
control but that's the
gamble right how do you know that that's the person you don't well you know
when he's a kid yes
because like he was he was obsessed by the time he was like a kid he's outline
you know and then
by the time he gets you know he trained with tom de blas and then by the time
he gets to john
donnaher and henzo school in new york he's already pretty good you know and
then those guys in that
henzo's academy in new york there were so many high level guys and i bet you i
bet you there's eddie
wolverine there's some child hanging around their gym that's gonna be a oh
guarantee you there's
murderers there right now gary tonin i mean that that whole gym was so high
level and then of course
henzo just henzo himself like his his background like he's direct gracie
lineage i don't like that
i don't like that did you did you catch that no what did you do he handed him a
monster energy
can over the cage and he took a little sip yeah that's filled with water it's
just it's for the
sponsors oh okay i thought it was cheating no no no damn dog your thumb are
yeah listen by the way that
ain't gonna help you there's not a fuck you could drink all the monsters you
want to fight in israel
i'm saying like there's not really monsters in the can it's water no no no it's
all checked all that stuff
is yeah it's just for their sponsorship and you see after the fight a lot of
times they have empty cans they
pretend to drink it you gotta stay off twitter dog you gotta stay off yeah you
think you gotta stay off
twitter he's like this is a conspiracy energy drink i'm gonna see what jones
has to say about this ddp's
man that's a monster look at that jacket i want a jacket like that that's the
next kill tony i'm buying
a jacket like that how many does he have oh bruce thousand bruce sponsored
there's a thousand of them
he puts so much heart and energy and pride into each one of these things i mean
it is so cool in the last
one he had conor mcgregor and michael chandler uh embroidered like sewed like
their images inside of
the lining of his jacket yeah but the fight got cancelled so he had it made
previously before the
fight just for him just for him they just had it stored in his closet yeah he's
a wizard he's the
best ever he's the greatest announcer in the history of combat sports will
never be another there's not
even a close second yeah i've known that guy for 25 years or something like
that i've known him forever
i met him in 1997 when he was doing those old ufcs you know he manages his
brother yeah well he's the
one who figured out how to patent let's get ready to rumble put a trademark on
that they sell that
they make millions of dollars just from let's get ready to rumble ballin yeah
he's a great guy too
everybody loves bruce oh yeah one of the best and he's just the most exciting
announcer ever like when he
gets you fired up for like if i was there give me a little volume let me hear
this all right joe let's
go let's get kicked off youtube it wow i know a guy i can get us i can get our
call removed
oh here we go come on is he
oh my god here we locked in boy locked in locked in
i see i see him clipping ddp as he comes in bro he looks really good man
physically he looks really
good doesn't he look like a little thicker yeah he does well i think he knew
this is going to be a
physical fight a lot of the training footage you saw a lot of like heavy inside
fighting and heavy
grappling not only does he look thicker he looks uh less uh uh flabby kind of
the usual remember he had
that tit that one time yeah but that was a probably an infection but he was
saying i read a thing where
he gave he was eating uber eats and a lot of previous fights and this one he
ate super clean
to increase his uh everything damn uber eats gave him one fat titty
i think it's a lot of uber eats he caught a bad onion ring just one time just
the one dick grows
one titty i don't know about the fucking seed oils in his titty
bro a dude does not want that especially dude takes his shirt off and fucks
people up for a living
bro nightmare i think i asked him about it one time and he was like a little
take i never want to
see this guy win i don't know why i'm telling you i feel the same way he's so
heelish he's a natural
i just want to root against him bro he's a tank man he's a problem yeah he's a
tough son of a
bitch he's awkward as fun and he says the n-word right yeah yeah he does a lot
when he's from
south africa and you can say it if you're south africa does he are you sure
doesn't he no i don't
think so i'm almost positive i thought he didn't even mike perry doesn't say it
anymore it's frowned
upon not anymore you know this but there's a few yeah i've heard of this it was
a big part of my
special i know here we go here we go here we go here we go boys here we go they
hit gloves yeah
they did they did they hit gloves i don't like oh my goodness is gonna charge
yeah he's a busy clip
that's gonna be oh my god thinking oh my god he's gonna get clipped bro this is
as intense before a
fight and he says you can get grudge world title uh one of the greatest ever
coming back trying to win the
title i just want right now to be the only time is back is against that fat bro
this looks intense
here we go here we go here we go here we go come on those gold gloves are
pretty dope i was thinking
this in the gym today i was thinking i wonder if trickus tries to exploit the
fact that izzy is heavy
on that left leg sometimes kicks heavy yes well with uh low kicks because alex
exploited that alex did a
lot of chopping at the calves in in the first fight in particular and even the
first round of the second
fight yeah i was thinking that right away but you but you're not alex pierre
right he's not but but
he is a good kickboxer and his team is very good at formulating strategies they
did a really good job
of having him fight southpaw against whitaker that was a big factor yeah
because whitaker seems to have a
little bit of a problem with southpaws when he gets caught with that right hook
and he caught that's what
what he caught him with that rocked him he caught him with actually almost like
a strong jab off the
right and he had some success against strickland too yeah i want to see if he
charges and and and
chops at those legs in in the middle of the the melees you know
oh nice inside oh he's already cutting it off yep yeah you think a clip coming
in like the first time i saw
drakus was live and he was charging like a bull i can't remember it was like
three four fights ago
or something he's tempered that he's tempered that he used to have these blitzes
where he would like
have his chin up in the air and charge forward i think though also those were
the days where his
mouth oh that left hook there it is although his mouth was open a lot during
those fights because
he had a nice kick to the body it was a cardio prompt too because he had a
completely destroyed nose
yeah so he got his nose reconstructed and now he could breathe out of his nose
and since then he's
looked amazing do pluses has a card oh he did that was a coach said he could
only bring breathe six
percent out of his nose which i thought was but then he got it fixed and that
motherfucker has cardio
yeah that was a nice high kick by drakus right there is he blocked to bc is he's
got that right hand
up higher now drakus just hit so hard man he's a dog dude dude he's a dog i
mean he's trying to kill you
bulldog yeah and he's really hard to hurt man like in the strickland fight oh
nice low kick by
izzy tony thought ddp you said the n-word a lot i swear to god i could swear i
saw a clip of him
on twitter it was something different uh he i think he said something about
being like the first african
champion no he definitely did that he said that he went on that rant yeah well
izzy said that to
him yeah what's up like he did when i was holding the microphone i remember
dropping the n-word yeah
izzy was yes it was awkward he's like my african brother he goes he goes i'm no
brother of yours
oh i interested i just googled it it's because adesanya called him the n-word
yeah sorry about that
are you rooting for him now you should root for him just because you feel bad
no izzy watches kill
tony every monday yeah he's the man does loves it he loves about it and
everything
he looks good guys yeah he looks good and you see that take down defense and
from this distance this
is izzy at his very best all day brother if you can he's the master at this oh
man he's also the
master at timing and his kickboxing is super technical he's setting things up
all the like
he's setting things up all the time i love it dude see if he knocked out alex
bro how wild is that wild
wild i mean he's moving away from these big shots so instead of standing there
like sean does a nice
low kick there by trickus uh instead of standing there like sean does izzy's on
his bike yep and he
looks real good he's real good on the outside he looks focused oh but that that
high kick is sneaky as
man he's done that a couple times let's go baby that's it baby is here we go
good combo by izzy
nice combo he's got to be careful for that left high kick man because drickus
is sneaky with that
and izzy's blocking with one hand which people don't realize it's trouble man
well it's trouble when
drickus throws that left oh we heard him with that right hand oh another low
kick oh get off the
fucking fence yeah exactly is he just shook his head which is never a good time
that means it hurt
he just low kicks him again yeah you're right joe i mean that's what i would do
if i was in his corner i would say you look at the alex fight two fights in a
row he had real
problems oh another nice uppercut great uppercut nice that high guard's perfect
for izzy and that kick to
the bodies oh there's that left kick again this motherfucker can kick better
than i thought bro
he's sneaky with that left yeah he is he's sneaky that thing's coming over the
top fast and the
motherfucker takes a shot too oh there's that left again yeah but izzy's
starting to feel himself
but here's the thing brother when you get those on the forearm it your arm up
so bad oh nice right
that's what i'm saying you gotta have two hands on another one you gotta have
two hands on it's gonna
break your forearm it can break your forearm yes especially oh we chopped at
the leg again those kicks
see that blitz is what's gonna get him up that's gonna get him knocked the out
yeah that's what we
want there it is again the high kick bro that left high kick is sneaky it's
gonna be a problem if
fizzy doesn't start getting too also just holding pads getting kicked by those
sucks yeah man if you
take three four of those in the meat of your forearm you think your leg goes
numb the thing about your
leg going numb is you got to walk on it your arm you're still moving around but
you might be in
fucking agony you got a shin slamming into your forearm all izzy's doing is
this so that that
yeah i mean none of them have been what should they be doing this like this you
got to do like
this and you want to catch it on the side of the bone and then this this softens
it so it's like
the worst thing you got is this this because if you go like one hand it's gonna
break snap that
shit snap that shit so many guys have gotten their forearms snapped by catching
a kick remember frank
shamrock and kung lee oh bro snap his arms just snapped it happens so often oh
my god this fight so
he's thick this fight so exciting i had to uncross my legs i had to text joanna
send her a heart emoji and a fist
i want you guys to get married yeah me too me too let's go we just need her on
board
you will be my bitch i just need her on board she's gonna make you wear a dog
collar son
she's gonna make you wear she don't peg you she's unbelievable in real life
like she got upgraded
too yeah there we go wow wow she got a bbo no comment no no no no that would be
fucking dope that would be ridiculous that's not that's a hall of famer you're
talking about oh oh oh
oh oh no that landed a lot of energy yeah but listen man this oh that's a nice
low kick there dude
that was a quick motherfucker kicking especially that left leg that left leg
low kick and high is very dangerous
that first round's tough to score yeah bro it's a fight i'll tell you that this
is a fight
nice good kick good kick good movement oh no no no no no take down hold up hold
up hold up hold up
hold up right back up right back up oh no no no no no no no almost hand fight
hand fight stand up
button hand fight stand up jack is such a bull man he's such a bull oh he's got
the back in the ufc but
he has a killer rear naked choke oh he's got the back that's not in deep yeah
but he's on top son this is
bad this is real bad he's gonna have to give his back again and stand up he's
gonna have to get up to his
feet he's got to stop the ground and pound it can't be fine that ain't terrible
that ain't terrible oh no
bad shots oh no he has it no oh no he's turning he's turning he's turning we're
good baby this is not
good dude this isn't a lot of time 330 to go oh no no no no it's still it's on
the chin oh no he's
good yeah wow oh he's on top oh back up back his ass up let's go come get some
show him who you are
come get some baby this is when you go that's right izzy let's go he's tired
nice front kick to
the body oh there it goes nice try he's in trouble he ain't kick you in the
dick nice try no no no he
kicked him in the body yes sir come on baby he's tired he's tired he's tired he's
tired as
he burnt out a lot of energy trying to finish that he almost had that i was
worried
oh oh good movement
that kick's slow now yeah he's tired he's very tired this round damn yeah that
charlie brown
this happened a lot of time oh a lot of time uppercuts left hand is he uppercut
oh right oh
good counter by dreckus oh you got him oh my god oh my god how does that
fucking take down yeah but
230 we're only halfway through this round kids oh he's back up oh he's grabbing
the fence he's grabbing
the fence oh don't grab the fence why not because it's a point i don't even see
the rest they give
warnings dog they should take a point i agree but they don't okay he's almost
up he's almost up dreckus
is tired he's exhausted he's tired just be elbowing him in the front oh he
landed that twice a little
cheeky punch oh yeah he's up he's up he's up he's up he's up he's up drink is
too tired to pull this
off right he's not even his punches don't even have nothing no he's exhausted
trick is he's exhausted
drink is a dog though got you know you got a hand fight don't
it is the giant killer this is this is making drink is exhausted yeah yeah
super exhausted is he's tired
too though look at that look at drickus is taking some deep ass breath son they
both are they both are
bro this is tough yeah this is tough come on up up he's up he's up he's up turn
does he have the
energy to slow 130 to go is a long ass time a lot of things can happen at 130
don't go kimura get quick
get clear get clear hand fight pick a hip and go bud violent elbows he's got to
get out of this position
first turn under he can't get taken down again he can't take it down nope yep
there it is again oh
he's up almost nope
this is exhausting for izzy too he's exhausted now you're carrying that weight
yeah he's got to make
sure he doesn't give up his back while he's standing up don't get those hooks
in the rest in here he's
almost up he's up he's up he's up he's tied around that waist though get deep
pummel get those hands free he
he needs to turn into them them trackers is fucking he's a dog dude yeah he is
because he's exhausted
he's exhausted it's like oh does he not have the like oh left hook oh oh oh oh
that was a good left
hook well now he's starting to get some power back in those punches because he
got some rest
oh here we go now turn oh god all right get free get free come on 29 seconds
pummel in
get that underhook in it oh look at this around the head that's always fun here
we go oh my god
i hate this guy oh you're makachev now he's on him he's not accomplished don't
hate the player kids hate the game
listen this is an exhausting round we're only in round two kids yeah only in
round two and this fight's
crazy when the last time we seen duplicists in deep water um sean strickland
most people thought he
lost too but that was the first time he went five rounds yeah right with the
new nose too right
wow this is a fight he starts with this is a fight son yeah this is a fight son
i like izzy's chances though well they do he's more comfortable in the striking
exchanges
if he don't sit down in the corner well he's also been kicked in the legs a
bunch
sometimes you don't want to sit down you're better off standing up you would
have it one one
i don't know because we're talking a lot of i'm trying to delete my bias
i know you could have a 2-0 i got it too i don't think this fight's going to
just yeah no if i had
a bet right now if i had a bet right now i don't think this fight's going the
distance no me
neither not a chance i think duples is getting knocked out this round i guess
one one i guess
drake is that right if he starts faking that hip drake has almost got that rear
naked in that last
round round you can't discount this right here no this is nasty dude this is
that fulcrum this is a
fulcrum choke if he has that left forearm on the back of the shoulder like khabib
did to connor this is
a nasty choke man it's brutal all of this you don't have to get under the chin
all that came from that
desperate ankle pick that diving ankle pick you got yep well i mean the guys
a dog he's getting lit up on the plus you'd have to give ddp that round because
he didn't do much
yeah yeah the was that i never called him ddp before i feel like i'm cheating
on dallas diamond page
diamond diamond dallas do you call him dallas diamond nice front kick to the
body
is he looks in good shape those kicks to the body are him up too man
that's the one that he tried to claim was a low he has to be careful because ddp
will start blitzing his ass
i want him to blitz that's what's gonna get him fucked up me too
i just still want him to blitz with izzy's back on the fence correct whereas he
can't go anywhere
that's trouble so the more the fight stays in this distance the more it really
favors izzy
especially as izzy is the more technical guy and he looks fresher right now to
me
yeah and is he's now he's starting to work the feints and all that he's in his
bag right
yes sir oh yeah he looks good now he looks good now oh drek is in trouble yeah
he's stumbling all
over izzy's feeling that he's about to get a leg kick here he's teeing off all
those those kicks
are coming slower now oh he's looking for the big shots i like that he's
looking for the big shots
and now he switches southpaw i love it i love it give him different oh head
kick let's go
and then we're again we're only in the third round boys oh
i like izzy's staying there when he closes the distance
whoo
trekkis has not done much this round kids no he's he's exhausted he's exhausted
oh look at
these he's not even like that he's doing that old thing head down that one just
hit shoulder that
was just flat oh nice rip to the body
damn his technique looks
oh and izzy keeps
him apart he's picking him apart and he's he's
up his body i know trevor norris somewhere just conflicted you know
he doesn't watch this man he's watching if you work for the that show you get
cancelled for watching
this yeah it's frowned upon you're encouraging violence
drekus has lost a lot of steam off of his shots and izzy has not
he got caught with the left hand there he got caught he got caught with the
left hand
he stay controlled is he don't let him close the distance another strong low
kick
let's go champ oh jesus christ god that technique so bad but it's landing yeah
but the thing is
like izzy let him catch him there i agree
use that jab is oh no like this oh he got hit again no none of that landed yeah
the right hand did
nah his hand was up dog yeah but it still hit his hand while his hand was in
front of his head
get out of there there you go oh that's big that's big that's big come on he's
exhausted let's go
but izzy's a little tired too here kids yeah he is but he looks better oh nice
right hand
yeah izzy's like third round tired this guy's like five fifth round yeah he is
well look how
he does everything he does he does as hard as he can every punch he throws he
throws as hard as he
can possibly that's why he's a problem yeah it's but it's also why the gas tank
runs dry oh nice right
hand whoo oh izzy's got the timing down yeah look how he avoid oh oh got that
uppercut there his timing's up
see i don't like they're gonna stay there and trade no no i don't like izzy's
shot the problem
is when he gets tired if he moves back and he just takes just a little too much
time and then
trickus blitz like that like if he gets hit with one of those yep those are
tricky yeah heavy they're
they're slow but they're heavy oh that's a nice low kick by trickus he still
keeps chopping at that
right leg oh my goodness oh my goodness come on i just want to see izzy put on
the brakes and hit
his ass bro i'm worried about those hammers me too bro it's like so close to
his grill yeah
you gotta appreciate that guy's grit he don't got the juice oh that left hook
the body was nasty
oh he took a big deep breath oh right hand is he going those body shots are him
up
it's investment yep and he's out of breath getting hitting the words he's
getting beat up
man i mean these shots all count you know it's like chipping away at him chipping
away at him oh jesus
it's like a trick is like a push he's a dog man yeah he's a dog nice inside low
kick yeah
he's not stopping this definitely is these rounds such a crazy strategy right
just
put your head down and wing punches wild and become world champion yeah
he's exhausted he's exhausted but he's a dog so it's not over yeah it's not
over man because
he's going to recover for sure that's the clearest round i mean it's clearly is
he yeah clearly is he
now is he the momentum is also clearly on izzy's side right you probably say 2-1
izzy yeah if you're
just balls deep on ddp say 2-1 ddp the the turn of the tide is definitely in izzy's
favor yes he's
really sucking air right here oh he's getting teed on and he's getting a lot of
rips to the body
oh he's not french oh that's why you gotta stay off twitter bro he's south african
oh right right
oh my god he's like what are you saying he's french we're like what the fuck
you said i might
get the casual of casuals yeah this is the whole deal with this fight is a
battle for africa he's from
south africa i know that's why i made the trevor noah joke but oh you
stupid name brian thinks france is in south africa here we go round four kids
championship rounds
let's go i am out of breath give me some mayonnaise oh no oh no how about a bordeaux
in between rounds
this french guy's this french guy his name drew me off i thought he was from france
but he's making
trevor noah jokes even though ten minutes ago i was making trevor noah jokes i
heard this french
guy dropping inbox oh oh oh oh oh oh izzy just had a beautiful combination oh
he dropped the ddt on him
what a sprawl he's dead now he's cooking baby he's dead he's out of breath he
doesn't even want
let his ass up he doesn't even want it let's go real trouble let's go he didn't
see ddp let's go
my god this is exciting this is the old style bender yes sir give him the feints
yeah there you
go this is the style bender of old kids yep yeah you're about to learn today oh
boy that knows i'm
in here with somebody that's not on my level well it's also a guy that's
compromised you've been
beating him up and chipping away at him and now you're fresher and he's dying
he's like taking big
lunging shots at you and that's the game plan that's championship man
especially for izzy's style like oh
nice kick to the body oh nasty oh look at that uppercut oh my goodness with
that apartheid
the mandela effect yeah he looks good dude he looks good let's get just ddp i
gotta i love those gold
gloves i gotta say i do too man i gotta say those gold gloves look fresh i want
izzy to win so bad so
he can fight strickland me too he's they're gonna fight again man i guarantee
you they're gonna fight
again oh yeah they're gonna fight again he he need that one back yep yeah well
i just don't think he
realized how good strickland was that's my feeling the few things i think he
didn't realize how good
he was overlooked them there's also drinking and then also all the fights title
fights people realize
like heavy lies the crown when you when you hold the title you gotta do more
media the pressure's on
you no one in the ufc history has ever like utilized the philly shell like you
know he's probably never
even seen that the way strickland fights is very unique and that front kick to
the body is also a real
problem he throws you off with that front kick to the body he does it up that
front leg whenever you
settle strickland's good man strickland's really good and his cardio is off the
charts
he spars so much well think about strickland like we know how hard oh daddy oh
is he caught him with
that right now hard ddp hits and strickland just stood in there toe to toe yep
that's how good his
defense is and that's how tough he is he's barely touched out of sanya tonight
yeah barely it's wild
a lot of effective low kicks boy is he just up his body too i love the body
shots just drain that
cardio yeah just move just out of the way yeah it's incredible how he does that
he's got one of the most
beautiful pieces of land the thing is the guy never stops swinging man and it's
like if you're tired at
all and you're in these exchanges it's dangerous man if i was in his corner i'd
be chewing on my
fingernails like get out of there don't stand in front of that guy also with izzy
making a miss
nothing uh depletes your energy source more than swinging oh dude dude dude
dude god why does missing
make you more tired than hitting because you have to pull your arm back yeah oh
dude dude dude oh my god
oh my god oh my god what the fuck is going on what just happened he heard him
dude he heard the whole
oh shit he might have this oh no he has it oh no no yeah oh no way oh my god
drekus is a fucking animal dude that's a tough motherfucker he's a fucking
animal that's
holy shit i was saying that those punches even though he's exhausted you can't
be in those exchanges
you're gonna get clipped if you get clipped you're in real trouble he got hit
with those big right
hands man he got rock with those right hands this makes me feel like like america
lost a war or
something wow like i just hate how this feels yeah i don't feel great i
guarantee you'd win
i remember one time when i was a kid i was a big um um i was a big donald curry
fan you remember donald
curry donald curry was a welterweight boxing champion okay and he fought milton
mccrory who was like his
big rival milton mccrory was a bad motherfucker too and uh mccrory hit him with
a no mike mccallum
excuse me the body snatcher they called him mike mccallum because donald curry
just knocked out milton
mccrory this spectacular fight and then he fights mccallum mccallum hit him
with a left hook to the body
and a left hook to the chin and he went out cold lying flat on his back and i i
couldn't take it
i had to go running i had to leave my house i had to go running i was just so
up over it
i said to myself i'm never gonna get that up over someone fighting yeah see
that's how i feel but i
want to eat instead of run bro so here it is it's the punches it's a weird
thing because because izzy was
look at this though dominating but but still in these wild exchanges that guy's
got the heart to
catch you his heart's insane look at this right here boom and then boom these
are big shots when
you're tired and it's the fourth round and then he gets his back man crazy he
won i don't know what
organization it was but i was looking at his record recently no he won like six
of his first seven
fights with that rear naked yeah no he comes from a tough organization
but literally like almost all of his first fights he won by rear naked this is
i found it so interesting
because i've never seen him even fight like that the last few fights he's a
weird one no he got darren
telling a real rear naked choke recently but he's a weird one as you look at it
like what does he do
well you're like well he's very awkward and he has no quit in him very awkward
no quit you would say
technically like super durable takes a great shot and amazing heart won't quit
yes i mean he got pissed
it didn't even look like he even rocked his or anything like izzy was just
confused about what
no no he rocked him yeah yeah those are big right hands acting like that dude
those are big right
hands those are they they they caught him right on the side of the head and
they hit him with two in a
row he punches with the back of his hand no he doesn't like this he's doing it
like this he's
hitting with the knuckles i'll tell you what my instagram comments on that izzy
post aren't gonna be fun
well don't read him no of course you bet no i i i guaranteed izzy would win
though i really thought
he was going to as well yeah but you can't count that guy out this is like the
whole thing that
i was saying like whenever you have these exchanges and you see these winging
punches
come izzy's way it's they're dangerous anything can happen and when you're
tired and you're not
moving back as good as you were in the second first happens especially when a
guy has no quit in him
yeah look at that man i mean that's a definitive this is what happens when you
live vicariously
through growing other grown men yeah you get disappointed man but think about
this this beat
he stopped whitaker he beat strickland he's beat izzy not only that he finished
izzy with a rear
naked choke nobody's finished nobody's finished izzy like that in a fight ever
in the ufc no one submitted
him like that no he's been tko'd which was controversial but no yeah that's
crazy i mean that's a crazy
victory you got to give it up it's hard for me to give it up to him i i don't
know why oh you're
crazy i know and he's also i know he's a nice guy he's never lost two in a row
he would get along
great he's a great guy yeah yeah i'm sure he is look i give it up to the guy
the guy's a
animal he's savage i hate him as much as i love izzy i hate how he talks let's
hear him talk yeah let's
hear the you love this stuff i'm gonna get an accent
i got the date down
bro he's legit he's legit he's like the russian from rocky don't you wish that
alex was still at 185.
you know i bet he could go to 205 he's big enough oh yeah he can definitely go
to 205. he would get
starched up there though oh but wouldn't you love to see him try oh yeah i mean
that's come on
that's jumping into the shark i mean he can take a shot for sure but can you
take a shot from that
guy and you take a shot from that guy at 205 because that guy at 205 puts
everybody night night
everybody goes night night well so strickland's guaranteed dana said strickland
gets the winner so
strickland's next for this then haas or you give strickland a little money to
fight robert whitaker
and you say come on let's go double champ no because you got yeah whitaker
fighting hamzat
oh that's right that's right that's happening soon too but who knows how that's
going to work out
hopefully hamzat makes the yeah that's what i was about to say i mean how many
fights has
hamzat had to pull out of you what two which is wild two or three and then he
missed weight on one
when he him home remember his whole claim to fame was he fought like three in a
row or something
yeah but that was before he got rich and famous yes different animal the
problem is he's like so
revered in the muslim world you know he's got like that chechenian leader loves
him and you know
he's a man now he's driving a mercedes and i'm saying like here's the question
uh what does he do
well is he was winning the fight he was doing real good doesn't matter the loss
you know it doesn't
you know he just got caught that happens he got caught i think is he comes back
and i think uh
izzy took a lot of time off i think he looked real good me too you know maybe
he needed more time to
prepare maybe dreckus is just that tough or maybe he needed another fight like
a tuna fight we don't
do that in the ufc there's no tuna fights the ufc son come back especially when
you're that good yeah
you're fighting the cream of the crop yep and also those guys there's no picnics
you know there's a lot
right savage why do you get a do you get a why do you get to fight the champ
because he lost the
the title in his last fight he's one of the greatest of all time yeah he takes
time off and it's the
most compelling fight other than strickland and there's a beef there you know
but now robert
whitaker looks pretty good too robert whitaker has to beat hamzat and then he'll
get the shot again
yeah whitaker looks talk and then don't forget uh bo nickel too bo nick bo
nickel is on the come
up well i mean he's got no doubt also joe peiffer how about them apples yeah
that guy's
terrifying he's terrifying for everybody oh my god first team all violence bro
somebody joe peiffer
hits so goddamn hard when he fought um power bar he might retire he might
retire he just said if he
decides to retire i just saw him take his gloves off is he oh my god i wouldn't
be surprised would
he because with disney he's gonna go back in the queue no all right let's see
what's going on
let's see what happens here he might just be just taking his gloves off because
the fight's over
nah man he can't do that i know he does that if he's retiring they'll give him
time stick him with
this hug see there okay he took his okay
his gloves are off yeah they're off but they're not on the ground not yet
but i was quite strong in there i felt strong able to resist the takedown i
just made a stupid
no mistake on the ground and he adjusted well for the gable grip and then
blocked me but i stand by
what i said to my family i will fight for you forever i swear to god no matter
what
well that's the opposite of a retirement right there
that's kudos to gdp all class yeah yeah all class
i ain't never gonna quit
i can't believe he didn't say it oh and let's not forget that was such a golden
opportunity
is he possibly the greatest post-fight speech of all time oh yeah when he beat
alex oh yeah yeah
it was good yeah yeah oh yeah that should make me give me chills oh it was
incredible that was
incredible oh look at this was better but yeah they worked it out this is cool
too
ddp beat a very good izzy very good is that tuned up is he who's ready to go in
shape a
fucking animal yeah he's an animal he's an animal and he's so durable he's so
he's a
fucking berserker berserker and he's so big for the weight class when you're
standing next to that
dude you can't imagine then he weighs 185 he's so big i wonder what he weighs
now
yeah i don't know what deep in the tubes oh yeah deep in the twos like 210 yeah
deep deep deep in the
two's yeah thick as big this is cool i'll tell you what this is cool i'm glad
they burn yeah it's
great i'll tell you what wouldn't be good if izzy went to 205 and fought alex
at 205 no i don't like
that i don't want to say that oh god no i don't please don't alex at 205 is
what he's supposed to weigh
and at 185 he was starved starved and dehydrated and still fucking people alex's
he's a different
thing yeah he's a problem alex is a different thing if drickus goes up to 205
and fights alex oh my
goodness oh my goodness i'll fly to the moon to commentate that fight yeah i
want to see that fight
that's crazy there's so many good fights coming up but for me the big one that
i can't wait for is
o'malley and my rob that's an interesting one yep oh yep oh bro how do you keep
that i mean if o'malley
keeps up what he did in his last fight if he can look that magical again and
again then all of a sudden
in my opinion he's jumping in the goat conversation real quick this movie looks
good he doesn't like it
was the last fight where he made that guy look in slow motion yeah because
think about he beat yawn
alistair ovary beats marab yeah like what are we talking about here yep you
just said alistair
overman you met man i met algeman sterling you might be like what did he do
what what did he do
bro this movie looks good i heard this movie's really good too you you have
weird tasting movies
you like everything because you eat 250 milligrams of edibles right before you
watch this every time you
recommend those movies are good that's a good movie you never saw prometheus
great movie great movie
son of a maybe it's good yeah but that's the last one what was the last one uh
it was the last one
yeah and that's good too the better it's better even than yes no i was called
the last one
shit what is it jamie the last alien movie i forget prometheus but they were
all good all the alien
movies but the last one was the best one covenant yes covenant's good fire that's
good yeah yeah
i love those i watched any alien movie any predator movie uh well you know what's
good surprisingly it
was a little bit a little bit yeah this chick's kicking ass on these aliens i'm
out it's good that's
great it's good dude it's it's wild it's a wild movie oh you know they're
making apocalypto too
oh is mel gibson involved because if not i'm out i think so you gotta let that
crazy
motherfucker give him whiskey too yeah don't let it be sober no let me get wild
mel gibson you make a
fucking movie son passion that cries apocalypto a sequel to passion of the
christ would be sweet
the fucking yeah the story of a fucking like what would that be like in the
modern day world
that's a crazy fucking movie you just you tell the you tell the story of one of
the other
motherfuckers that was being crucified that is that story is the test of how
much you believe
talking about oh yeah yeah how much do you believe do you believe you came back
from the dead i don't
see anything no really you don't see fake fake trailers god damn it these agi
motherfuckers aci whatever cgi i overheard someone say one athletic greens
these motherfuckers there's a new predator movie in the works oh there is what
is it kevin spacey film
look at cormier's watch what is that it's called badlands that's not set in 1719.
he's not
talking to you a predator in 1719. oh but it's uh similar to that just not a
sequel it's called badlands
is it in the same time period i don't know it says same director it was good
man prey was good i'll
watch that i have to check it out then tony which what kind of movies you like
you don't like predator
movies and alien movies i like crazy uh i re-watched hereditary oh i like all
the classics have you seen
hereditary before what's that oh it's like one of these freak creepy fucking
creepy scary movies it's like
really creepy and i like that have you seen midsummer it's from the same guy
that made midsummer from the
a24 people oh what's hereditary oh it's what's it about dude well it's hard to
describe see that creepy
ass little girl yeah it's pretty it's pretty much about her kind of why is it
always little girls
scare the out of you when they're evil well look at the face on this one i mean
jesus oh yeah yeah
every single person she's a good actress too every single person after this
movie like googled like is
this girl really uh evil evil regarded regarded is she like possessed oh
regarded her face her face is
i don't want to get you in trouble but regarded we're like what does he say we're
listening to the
code that you didn't give us the she didn't give us the password for what's the
code regarding she's
regarded she really have a weird face or is it you know what she's on what we'd
say a regard she grew up
though was the was that movie that came out recently about that little girl was
a vampire
and the people were uh they kidnapped this little girl and they thought that
they were going to get
paid to like oh she kills everybody yeah it's like a game that they play they
they bring people in to
kidnap this little girl so that she could them up later that's right i'll tell
you what i'm excited
about that abigail that's a fun movie that's a fun movie man you've seen the
whole thing abigail yeah
i love these movies abigail's fun have you seen the trailer for the new beetlejuice
yet no oh my god
yeah it's actually this is like the first time i've been excited for a movie
since the last tarantino
movie really i'm with him on this i love beetlejuice you haven't seen it michael
keaton's back
you can't watch it you know jenny ortega from uh she did she played wednesday
oh yeah yeah she's in
it too oh okay the writers in it we can see the trailer as long as we don't see
it on camera as long
as we don't hear it out loud well the music kind of you have to picture tim burton
music throughout
all this like creepy powerful but he's he is the master at creating a very
specific aesthetic the best
yeah is that winona ryder watch this look at that motherfucker you're damn
right beetlejuice a little
older yeah cgi they can do a lot of to you make you look exactly like you used
to look like he's out in
a month dude i felt so i felt so bad for that guy when i saw the movie as a kid
when the lady shrunk
his head again did you yeah i felt real bad for him i was like why you just be
quiet yeah yeah i felt
like you deserved it dude the original beetlejuice is amazing great movie if
you rewatch it there's so
many cool things hidden in the beginning and stuff that come back later imagine
tim burton pitching edward
scissorhands wild okay so it's johnny depp handsomest guy we're gonna make him
look goofy and we're
gonna give him uh scissors for fingers wow it's really frustrating because he
cuts everybody yeah what
movie's so good what the are you talking about it's a metaphor on how we hurt
the people we love
the most oh is that what it's about i don't know i think it's a burden you know
he wants to hug you
but he can't because it'll hurt you i don't even remember the movie it's been
so long since i've seen
he's dressed all wearing he starts cutting all the girls hair i mean was it
good fuck yeah
unbelievably good yeah classic crazy good yeah like the whole way through tim
burton was
on a i know but imagine like pitching that imagine if you're like an investor
and you're like what
what the are you talking about oh that's the thing is get me a superhero movie
god damn it i want the
avengers beetlejuice is the real og version of that because it's like you could
never pitch anybody
beetlejuice today that's one of these things that happens online it's a fake
one oh timothy chalamet
that's real because there's multiple photos of it probably some ai photos and
someone is trying to
clickbait that's probably my guess yeah it's not razors on his head i haven't
heard of it is it a real thing
tim burton did beetlejuice and then uh nightmare before christmas is yeah but
that's how creative
people can get they can find enough stuff out there to create a fake trailer
that makes it look like
it's a real movie hey jimmy what was the deal with that ref did you ever find
out the judge yeah well
that was a terrible card yeah it was a terrible card he gave all three rounds
to tie and rosenstrike
was teeing off on him that's crazy speaking of those fake trailers they got calen's
old ass
he came up to me he's like dude do you see conor mcgregor dude i'm like what he's
like he's the new
popeye and i'm like they're making a popeye movies like you don't seen the
trailer like no
he showed him like you're a fucking moron he's a terrible actor
dude conor mcgregor what was that movie road show road house terrible conor mcgregor
has popeye oh my
god count out this actually it's actually yeah i'm feeling it i'm in why don't
they make this
connor they should make this connor if i was your manager i'd say the chandler
fight
no i am into this yeah let's go these these scenes are from roadhouse
so what shut the up stop running for me no one saw roadhouse we don't know that
shane has a great joke ah but that's ai that's like oh that's super ai shane's
joke about connor
amazing oh so funny but you can do a lot of cgi stuff and make me believe
they got i mean cow is yeah all well i mean pretty soon we don't get to the
point where you can just make
the movie you can just make the movie well you know that's why tyler perry shut
down his studio
tyler perry was in the middle of making an 800 million dollar production studio
and he saw sora
saw a demonstration of the new uh ai the ability to like you just put in a
prompt and they show you've
seen the videos of sora you've seen it like we played it in the green room the
other day yeah like
duncan wouldn't stop talking about it incredible the the the tokyo in the snow
was insane he showed me
it's insane yeah yeah it's wild so he shut down his studio he's like hold up i'm
gonna pause because
i'm not gonna need that i'm not gonna need all this crazy everything's gonna be
done inside of
a computer maybe or he shut down studios because people weren't watching him
dress up as a lady
anymore but they are yeah he's not bone broke anytime soon they are those
things sell those
things still slap oh oh yeah oh there's a market for that is there yeah really
listen very popular
movie on amazon i think there you go there's a market for everything he also
has shows he has a
bunch of shows yeah no he's got a bunch of it yeah so he saw that he was like
that's a wrap
i mean why would you spend 800 million dollars on some antiquated if a computer
program comes
along next year and then you could do it on your laptop yeah you have the
expensive studio i mean all
this new shit i'll tell you what i did the other day something i like to do
once every five years at
least i did dark side of the moon with wizard of oz incredible have you seen
this it's one of the
greatest anomalies and coincidences in the history of art what are you talking
about you don't know about
this no if you hit start on dark side of the moon on the second roar of the mgm
lion of wizard of oz and
you turn the audio of wizard of oz all the way down and dark side of the moon
all the way up
it matches it's a crazy fucking visual thing it matches exactly yeah it matches
in this weird way
lyrics where it syncs up dark side of the rainbow also known as dark side of oz
or the wizard of floyd is
a pairing of the 1973 pink floyd album dark side of the moon with the 1939 film
with the
wizard of oz this produces numerous moments of apparent synchronicity where the
film and the
album appear to correspond members of pink floyd and dark side of the moon
engineer alan parsons denied
any intent to connect the album to the film i asked roger waters about it and
they get asked
all the time about this but it seems like they made it to to sync up they didn't
the coincidences
are insane it's nuts it's i think it's proof of the simulation i think so too i
when i was re-watching
it the other day i was positive of it positive of it there's a lot of stuff
that makes me think like
this isn't real yeah you know like these really smart people that understand
this in a level that i'm not
really capable of like elon says the chances of this not being a simulation are
one in billions billions
yeah and he's a smart guy but i only hear rich people saying we're in a
simulation like a lady
working at mcdonald's with four kids they'd be like this is a simulation listen
the kid working
in the cobalt mine in the congo wishes he worked at mcdonald's yeah right that
would be the simulation
oh my god free fish and chips yeah you know fish and chips whatever whatever
you get play fish
i told you i had a cheat day today i ate two filet of fish and a spicy chicken
sandwich at mcdonald's
it's gonna run solid cheat day how'd you feel 30 minutes later terrible
terrible i worked out like
a werewolf after that trying to burn that shit off like what did i do i haven't
seen you eat bread in
like a year yeah i barely do but today i did today i went off i had a piece of
bread we went to eat too
i didn't give a you battered that bitch up too onion rings too i ate three
onion rings
man that steak was awesome yeah three forks shout out to three forks you can't
have a bad restaurant
in austin i i it's very rare man you can't you won't survive they don't last
long there's too many
good ones well even there's a taco caught across from the mothership oh it's
bomb unbelievable
bomb diggity yeah good pizza out here though uh there are places out here there
are places i hear i
have not been yeah but there's there's a bunch of places if you google it there's
like some high-end
places that make some badass pizza you have to find like an a1 top tier
sandwich shop oh we got those
we do yeah yeah you gotta find them oh you have uh don't you have a fanoogies
out here something like
that what's that one that calen yeah it's no no no no it's something like that
right no no no scarfs
that's my go-to right now it's a great sandwich but i'm talking about something
on the level of like um
like italian delis like you ever eat it like ghost sando in uh in l.a no that
like that level where's that
how about my man giovanni that we had cater kill tony oh that was unbelievable
that dude from gnr's
deli oh i saw you post about it he's got his own place now in white plains it's
good insane i didn't
eat all day just so i could eat his sandwiches on saturday night i just decided
not to eat
snarfs is the best sandwich i've had a hot second though they're very good i'll
eat that
shit no no it's not bad at all no you know who's got great sandwiches joe de rosa
oh yeah his spots out here too he's making a spot out here he had a pop-up when
um moon tower was
going on he did a pop-up the comic yeah yeah he brought us some sandwiches he's
got a great sandwich
shop in new york city joey roses really good really good big ass sandwiches too
have you found good
chicken wings out here oh yeah what's that place you get delivered um it's
called the bbq chicken they
have one in l.a too you told me about that bomb ass korean place that's what i'm
talking about no the late
night place um what is it called soha oh soha no you told me about that i told
you about that about
soha yeah there you go yeah so that's right but that's not chicken wings no no
no but it's korea it's
awesome amazing david lucas knows the best chicken wing spots nice bbq chicken's
the best chicken wings
period you know what's the chain you get all the time yeah no those crusty over
breaded ones get the
fuck out of here what do i say joe guss's i didn't know guss's was a chain guss's
is incredible no
guss's is great for the last time i got guss's it wasn't as good but but i
think by the time it got
to you was cooled off that's why they'd be better but they bet about 90 but guss's
but when you get
it in guss's it's hot but that's what you want they don't have wings though
they just have like fried
chicken yeah but they have fried pickles but it's great lucy's i think it is
lucy's fried chicken here
have you tried that yeah this is good yeah this is good i mean i haven't tried
all the fried chicken
have you tried that uh egyptian barbecue place kg barbecue egyptian oh yeah
yeah it's a food truck
yeah okay yeah it's attached to a little brewery yeah that's awesome too i went
there with um action
bronson yeah oh and golden chicken makes decent wings they got this i don't
know what they call it
crack crack crack sprinkle crack some kind of seasoning that they it's awesome
there's so many
good there's no bad food bro there's a seafood spot out here called mongers oh
that's place that place
is great mongers is good mongers is great best crab cakes i had outside of maryland
oh you got to go to
jay carver's and get the crab cakes jay carver's has the best crab cakes jay
carver's not that mongers
aren't great but jay carver's are off the charts okay best crab cakes i've ever
had damn i've been to jay
i've only been to jay carver's once without you it's great oh yeah yeah yeah
you can't get bad food
out here it's um it's if you're in a town that has bad restaurants like that
sucks like if you want
to go on a hot dinner date you got to go two hours but where has like bad i
guess middle america maybe
like iowa bro no bro like go to go to like indiana go to vermont you'll starve
to death yeah it's like
it's no it's like white people food i asked the dude i was like yo what's good
out here he was like pot
pies no it was like some kind of steamed steam clams no it was like steamed
sandwich
yeah they like they like steam they like put cheese on something and steam i'm
out bro it's only warm
there for a day yeah you can't stay in a place that's that best steakhouse i've
ever been to is in
oklahoma oklahoma city really yep best steakhouse ever hands down i'm really
what's it called something
rip have you been to that place in vegas bizarre meats start me yeah bro you
might change your
mind that's the top of the pile for me oh the name good call you're real smart
that means the top of the pile that one place we went to a crazy like b-a-z-z-a-o
not b-i-z my word
not bizarre like how bizarre yeah no like a bizarre like a like a shop oh gotcha
yeah i thought it was
like bizarre no no no no we're getting wacky no no no we have zebra no it's uh
that guy uh jose andres
that famous chef oh word it's incredible it's all argentine style so they have
like hardwoods burning
and the steaks are like on these grills you're raising lower no okay that's a
chujascaria that's
brazilian yeah that's like fogo and they have that like they have the old cow
they have that like an
older cow mature cow yeah they like the milk cows like by the way who dresses
better than dean thomas
yep dean is the best dresser in all of mma he's always got some stylish on yeah
that's pretty good
like look at him my man rocking that ascot dean dean will rock a turtleneck and
like what are you
wearing like always he's always got some slick on he's great
what do you think about khalil roundtree great fight fighting alex that's crazy
right entertainment
wise it's great and he's won five in a row it's a funner fight for alex just
built keeps building
him and after that the his last fight you know like when you see khalil it just
keeps getting better
just keeps getting better love khalil such a good person he's a great guy i
just had him on recently
yeah that fight that's a big ass fight man huge fight for him because remember
he's gonna be the
co-main event on a connor card he gets busted connor connor falls out yep and
now all of a sudden he's
fighting for the title in salt lake city by the way who saved more cards than alex
legend that's why he's my
pound for pound number one he just keeps sent like they just keep having him
save these cards a card goes
south who wants to defend the title i was like chama doesn't speak english
whatever let's ride and he's
one of the biggest stars in the sport yeah doesn't speak like you don't have to
speak english in the
sport like all that shit talking's great but if you can just flatline every
motherfucker that's in
front of you you have to be a knockout artist though right you have to be flatlining
dudes you can't
be a grappler right right right like when floyd mayweather was making all those
pay-per-view dollars
even though he's winning by decision just everybody wanted to see him lose yes
he had talked so much
shit got people so riled up that everybody bought it and they would just smartly
box his way to a
victory he didn't care but it kept working yeah kept working he'd get people so
riled up yeah he
realized like people wanting to see you lose it's just as powerful of marketing
as anything maybe more
powerful yeah i mean that's why he's always showing his cars and showing his
jewels and his watches i want
him to lose so bad i'm gonna watch every fight that he's in you know so him and
john strickland the
rematch is going to be very interesting because i thought sean won the first
fight i thought it was
real close but i thought i think sean beats him in the rematch really yeah what
makes you think that
um i thought sean beat him the first time
i think not only does he beat him i think he's gonna beat him bad really i don't
know if there's
beating ddp bad imagine if sean beats ddp bad then you go sean is he too i i'm
happy with that i can't why
not let's go yeah why can't you why not you can't what are we in russia yeah
let's go he didn't have
a win shut your dirty mouth and let's party no i think is it but is he's going
to is he not moved
into that almost into that that connor status where he can pick his shots no no
he didn't almost
you don't have that if he won tonight for sure but here's the other problem he's
going up against you
have hamzat you have all these other killers coming up the rankings yep and
they need their shot
yeah and it was a definitive fight what does it say here what's he saying
coming down to 185 one
more time oh my god what's the rest of that's just oh okay it's oh my god he's
gonna come down
to 185 one more time bro is a menace look at that face oh my god that's not
real that's fake
what are you talking about that's real that's how he talks that's real that's
his page that's his
instagram he brian probably knows he's been on instagram all night he's been
checking twitter
it's fake let me ask everybody on my twitter page well brian's like that french
guy's tough because
does he do he talk like that yeah oh yeah all the time sure he wants a fight
yeah and he knows what
he's doing he can make 85 still which is just nuts bro but he was making 85 and
going up to 220 the
night of the fight oh that's so crazy i would love him now does he get a shot
if he go if he wants it
absolutely yeah he's the champ at 205 he's a champ at 205 if they decide to
have if he decides to make
85 again and they decide to do it for december because like look in a perfect
world connor fights
chandler in december in vegas in a perfect world that's what connor wants in a
perfect world
but he hasn't fought in a couple of years like is that going to happen you know
and i'm gonna be
honest i'm not as excited to see connor fighting how dare you well with more
that's the problem as
time goes on like if he doesn't fight for a year from now it's a tough sell can
he ha can he still
headline yes yes and still the biggest i'm not as excited for that card as you
wouldn't be as excited
as you were if chandler and him fought in july right if chandler and him fought
when they were
supposed to fight but the week of the fight yeah you're gonna be excited oh
yeah and then when
he walks out he's gonna be doing his promo wrapped up and the whole place goes
green i'm gonna yeah i'm
gonna watch it but i'm not gonna be like oh i can't wait like i was i was i
couldn't wait for this
right you know more excited than when you were for the french guy yeah that guy
we we we we we we we we same shit trevor noah jones imagine brian simpson with
a map where's he from
what's his name guy cara france dude you would be you'd be so ashamed of how
baked i was on flagrant
i'm so ashamed because i didn't oh no i listened to it did you not know what
you're talking about no i didn't
remember it till it came out i was in i was in detroit the weekend before and
they kept dropping
off edibles in the green room boxes and stuff and there was this one called
band and i had a bag of
them and it was the bag was 200 milligrams right and but the night before fliggered
i couldn't sleep
so i reached into this box and grabbed one and i ate it and i didn't realize
like it the one i ate was
just one like like you know like the chip challenge like if there's just one
chip in the fall you ain't
supposed to eat that right it was one of them and the whole thing was 200
milligrams oh and i didn't
realize it and then an hour later i wake up and not only am i not sleep but i'm
energized and i'm higher
than i've ever been in my whole life and the podcast is in like three hours or
four hours that's a
nightmare and i get there that should be enough time no no joe i was hot all
day i was high through that
whole day and then a little bit when i woke up the next day wow it's not good i
mean you're cool i can
live in that world but it was just like i just was like this is the day we
haven't this is gonna be just
gonna have this kind of day right yeah you're gonna wake up you're gonna end up
you know you're gonna
eat some food you might end up at a drum circle who knows thinking guys from africa
french
right i'm not i'm not that high today i'm a little high but not unless you're
on flavor i thought it
was good i was just but i was struggling man i was not clear-minded at all andrew's
a professional
though he's he'll carry it well that that show's great to be too high because
there's so many people
on the show there's a lot of people that can carry things yeah you know there's
always someone
chiming in that that's the benefit of having a lot of people on the show yeah
like if you're too high
and it's just you and the person you're like yikes the problem the problem is
not that i'm terrible
when i'm high it's just that uh i it's just stream of consciousness and you've
heard me just you've
heard the stuff that spills out of my brain when i'm just not when i'm just
regular right right right
so it was like all right i'm just saying whatever right it was fun though it
was a great time
yeah like it's a well it's also you're protected you're amongst friends yeah
and i got i love that i got
to go to new york city without having anything else to do so i got to like
experience
the city right i was like i still don't want to live here but i get it but it's
it i get it for a
visit yes i love it for a visit i can't imagine vegas yeah yeah we were just
there for kill tony
it was amazing i mean it was cool for me to fly in with like very minimal
obligations just had to
be a guest and have a good time and soak it all in different it was crazy dude
yeah to me it feels like
living in an obstacle course where it's like i gotta get through just to get to
the
right but people like that because it's like it's a hustle excitement yeah it's
a lot of activity yeah
dude i'm telling you watching kill tony go down in madison square garden that's
another
thing to me that i go this might not be real this might be a simulation this
seems too great to have
seen it from the beginning to see it at madison square garden like this doesn't
seem real and not
only see it at madison square garden but there's probably like 70 standing ovations
over two nights
oh it's nuts yeah there's so many moments that were so nuts they were so fun
yeah it was so ridiculous
but it was also it's just so bizarre to see it in such an enormous arena filled
with people that love
the show i should have been there oh you should have went yeah you should have
went why didn't you go
what were you doing nothing i just but i just got back from new york i was just
exhausted jelly roll
sang new york new york yeah first time ever in a three-piece suit and a top hat
black keys opened
up on saturday oh yeah it was insane dice went up first it was insane by night
two he was pretending
he was my assistant because he did such a good job the night before that i
hired him as an assistant
it was like a combination of like a comedy show pro wrestling chaos and like a
celebration of comedy
that's really what it is you're vince mcmahon oh in the kill tony organization
it was crazy that
i didn't you know i i've only seen clips still i haven't like watched it back
but when i do it's so surreal because i'm like watching it almost you know
definitely like a fan
because i'm you know like just the shane uh as trump talking about joe and joe
popping up like from
my perspective it was awesome but when i'm telling you just cooked that up
right before the show too oh
yeah that was not something that was planned so good yeah right before the show
i showed up and i
wasn't even going to go on that day i was just hanging out i was on the panel
the day before
until he's like i got an idea he's like rubbing his fingers together oh yeah it
was great because
because uh the whole silly trump uh being mad yeah rogan endorsed even though
he didn't rfk jr and then
having joey diaz go on after that was insane the whole it was just magic man it
was like like i said
it was like a celebration of comedy that's what it felt like it's like comedy's
back it felt like a
celebration what's so cool what i was saying about the pro wrestling thing was
is when i was watching
that clip that was the first time i've seen what the people see so when trump's
doing that and all of a
sudden uh the director anthony giordano who actually directs the ufc's goes all
the way to the back of
the arena so you see the entire stage and there's just this tiny stairway in
the middle and you see
something and the crowd at that moment smoke from all four five six banisters
or whatever it was
and the name on this crazy huge led just rogan rogan rogan were you wearing
that white shirt
you look i think so yeah yeah which is actually perfect for the which was
perfect for the bit
that i came up with 20 minutes before the show because i wanted him to intimidate
trump so trump
could do that silly thing where he reverses his course he's the best great guy
he's a great guy
watching him try to not laugh while he's saying that while simultaneously
seeing adam ray who's a
professional character and actor and comedian totally break his biden which he
never does
and he's cracking up throughout that and harland just so happens to be behind
him who's a notoriously
silly guy who's just cracking up and a fan we all is the best to be able to
have moments like that there
but again it was like it was a celebration of comedy yeah like the legends
bucket when you kept pulling
people out of the bucket so it's also it's also a celebration of your creation
tony like i see it
i'm like oh they deserve it man yeah you know it's like i look i'm like yeah go
man it's persistence
and you know if you keep getting better at things and you keep pursuing and it
just grows
and that show grew organically yeah there was no help well the whole thing is
about growth like that's
really the coolest thing like if you notice the pops of the legends which is
maximum pop
a lot of the regulars and the golden ticket winners were almost if not getting
that exact same pop
because these people everybody know that they're watching this guy have the
biggest moment of his
career and they remember when he was living in a van or trying to get to america
yeah or
fucking you name it had a drug addiction alcohol addiction uh uh disabled you
know bullied their
whole lives the inability to speak aaron belisle through a fucking bluetooth
killing in madison square
garden it was amazing and random bucket pools these people who 10 minutes five
minutes earlier had no idea
they were going to be on the biggest stage in the world they've been waiting
for hours they signed up
they waited outside the first time they ever went on stage wild yeah that's
what the wild there's gotta
be unbelievable wow it's nuts bro you probably are in an alternative dimension
where you even hear
your voice on that microphone your first time ever on stage oh yeah yeah and
that's why it gets tough and
you know the adjustment that i made for msg specifically learning from the
other arenas that we've done
was these people when they get when it is your first time or you're brand new a
few months in and you're
in an arena they cannot help but to think that tens of thousands of people are
right there watching
them so it's very hard to get real answers out of them at all different animals
so i realized that i
have to blend in thunder and lightning kind of throughout it you know to be
able to keep the momentum up
yeah interviews are going to be tough even if the comedian kills with the
minute me going tell me
something weird about you you wouldn't want us to know it's so much harder in
front of 15 000 people
than you keep them you know 400 at the mothership on a monday where it's kind
of cozy and well it's 250
at the mothership so it's you know that's such a fraction the roars like that ari
maddie got that cam
got it all he's got william montgomery guy it's crazy i like that already he's
great yeah i like him
yeah he's impossible i've never met him but i like him yeah he's a great guy
there's so many
freaks at the mothership right now that are i just they are crushing tyler
fisher but there's
there's there's too much space between the s and the t yeah and i'm gonna have
to live with that i just
i'm gonna keep it like that forever is that you said that you want to move the
bus over i'm gonna
you're gonna be a guest next week i'm gonna pull you in next week i'm gonna
move it a little bit
i'm gonna move it a little bit more to the right
oh he's freaking out i don't give a you know what we didn't do is smelling
salts
oh yeah there was no dance party let's wrap this up i know brian you're sad but
you gotta you gotta
give duplicy respect you have to yeah this thing no one's sadder than me but i'll
do respect duplicy
you got a hateable face but well congrats champ i just think you need to do
more interviews get
out there more too so because he's a good guy showing um michael chandler ko
and hooker after
he won that is maybe they're showing his comeback right are they trying to set
up chandler and hooker
no how do you know because they're showing what hooker's coming back from they're
an hour after
the thing now they're on some other show right these guys are going this is no
i'm saying this is the
wrap-up show but these guys are showing dan hooker getting ko'd because he lost
two in a row
right right right but i wonder if they're trying to set that up because that
would be exciting chandler
ain't taking that but maybe he would take that if you can't get the connor
fight no he waiting for
that connor now yeah i know he's waiting for that connor but it happens in december
it has to come a
point in time yeah we gotta where he's got it he hasn't fought for two years i
know waiting for connor
yeah red panty night hopefully right yeah carver francis was an animal but what
a crazy thing to
have to sit around and wait sit around and wait you can't do nothing can't do
nothing and you can't
take a chance go in there and fight somebody and lose and then lose your spot
and then connor's talking
about you well connor was because yeah chandler's talking because connor talks
about trump you know
chandler loves trump if you had a bet right now they fight in december really
yep really what do you
think i'm the same guy that the french guy wins no against connor what do you
think you think they
fight i don't think they fight no ever you think connor ever fights again oh
you know what i don't
think so he's got like a half a billion dollars man yeah the whiskey's doing so
good he sold that
whiskey company i mean he doesn't he doesn't touch the whiskey's done millions
and oh really what do
you mean it's done he he sold his portion right he sold it yeah but i mean he
made yeah he has
the money but he doesn't he doesn't have any stock or anything i think so he's
done with it he's
always still promoting the stout yeah and he has to promote it dude he made
millions yeah stupid
millions millions i know it's hard when they make that much money we got that
much money you got yacht
money i think that whiskey will be will taste good by the time to connor fights
again oh wow that's a
burn it's terrible i do not like it i have to well it's a 20 whiskey i haven't
had it it's for
it's like a cheap whiskey for like you know well you know what man i tried some
old scotch and it ruined
me i tried like la frog some like 25 year old mcallen that kind of shit i tried
that old scotch like once
you drink that stuff you can't go back god damn or like buffalo trace you know
that that stuff that's
eight years old man when you can't get it they won't make it any less than
eight years old that's great
and then when you realize like that like how long it takes for whiskey to get
good yeah and somebody oh
this is a brand new whiskey well of course it's terrible well connor's isn't
supposed to be that
though right you're supposed to have like mix it you know so it's not like a sipping
whiskey
it's like a party thing college kids are putting it's like some peaky blinder
yeah bro
you're getting that way you're placing bets on a fixed horse race yeah yeah
great show i just started
watching fucking peaky blinders is great dude i'm on season four now i'm on
season two so good dude it's
fucking good one last little swig hell yeah for the friend killian murphy that
guy's a beast monster
they're doing a a new 28 days later they're doing 28 years later oh really yeah
remember that zombie
you ever see 28 days later the zombie movie best zombie movie ever it was women
there were two of
them it was 20 28 no with 28 days and then 28 weeks something like that and
then they're doing 28
years 28 years yeah okay that's a long time bro that first one is amazing it
was great yeah because
like yeah it's like real close to what coven was around in a laboratory isn't
he the riddler too now
yes no killian murphy no no no no it's uh the boy he's from uh he's from that
movie uh with um
hugh jackman paul dannem yeah yeah yeah yeah he's the riddler he was uh he was
uh what's his face um
oppenheimer it's great in oppenheimer killian yeah he's great yeah he's got
range you know the
guy who could play a gangster and a nuclear scientist yeah that's you know what
bothers me about peaky
blinders though he's like he's he's like the smart guy of the family and then
this ridic like everyone
in the hey spoiler alerts he's been out for hot second spoiler all i'm gonna
say though is the the
undercover agent that goes to the bar to work for him yeah yeah she's just a
smoke show in a land full
of warlocks and he's like no this is normal and starts telling all sorts of and
starts banging
it yeah it's the best let's go let's go i called it uh you guys caught up on
house of dragons
house of boar no don't say anything i haven't watched it this season i'm
waiting until peaky
blinders tone done with that wait i'm gonna wait for house of dragon yes
exactly i'm trying to get
house of dragons to get all their episodes in so i can binge it's oh you can do
that now though
it's just a trailer for season three the entire season is just entire dragons
is all out house of
boring it's over yeah oh yeah you didn't like it well the season was long
la la la la la la it was just foreplay yes foreplay but the setup is diabolical
okay don't do that
no don't say it but don't wrap this up but if it doesn't start to go down in
season three i'm gonna
fucking don't fight someone doesn't die i'm gonna freak the out let's wrap this
up all right boys love
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tony hinchcliffe the msg live stream is still available right now at killtonylive.com
killtonylive.com yeah and when are you going to do another arena uh new year's
eve and the night
before new year's eve 12 30 12 31 in town baby center uh here in austin texas
oh and we're doing
resorts world in las vegas i think it's sold out but there might be a couple
tickets when's
that september 25th oh that's a that's a big one oh don't get tickets to the uh
what what's the
theater in boston um wilbur wiltern the wilbur theater october 11th get them
tickets right now all
right bye everybody yeah
you