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Evan Hafer is a Special Forces veteran, founder, and executive chairman of Black Rifle Coffee Company, and one of the hosts of the “Black Rifle Coffee Podcast.” www.blackriflecoffee.com www.youtube.com/@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany

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0:00Archery gear talk and practice routines (bow grips, releases, backyard ranges, safety, and skill maintenance)
9:59Axis deer hunting on Lanai to coffee culture and why Starbucks tastes burnt
20:22Delayed gratification and the craft of comedy: writing discipline, testing bits, and why true crime fascinates women

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0:00

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!

0:03

The Joe Rogan Experience.

0:05

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!

0:09

Oh man, what's happening, baby?

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Everything and nothing, all at the same time.

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I was just explaining all the shit that's on this desk.

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It's like, everybody likes to give me something that sits here, which is kind

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of cool.

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Like, Ed Calderon gave me this.

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It's like a WD-40 with a lighter attached to it.

0:31

You can fucking blast people.

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Is it like a self-defense?

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I don't know.

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He's always got these things, like cartel things.

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That looks like it's 3D printed, yeah.

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Yeah, I think it is.

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Yeah, that's cool.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's a little portable flame drawer.

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Holy shit.

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From two common items.

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And then, I think it was Luke Caverns gave me this.

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Is that who gave me this?

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The Olmec head.

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It's from the Olmecs.

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Oh, is that what it is?

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Yeah.

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And then, of course, my man John Reeves has always given me these mammoth

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things.

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I got mammoth teeth.

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Wow, I love this.

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Oh, this is actually from Colossal, but he gave me a 1911 handle.

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That's legit.

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Yeah.

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Even though, do you have any 1911s?

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No.

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Yeah.

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I got 2011s.

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Yeah, of course.

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It's a huge upgrade.

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Yeah.

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But, you know, I'm sure it'll probably be able to fit.

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Like, you can bring it to a gunsmith, it can make it fit.

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Yeah.

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Well, you know what you could do?

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You could have them make one for your bow.

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So, you could put the bone on each side of your bow.

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Oh, I have that.

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You have it?

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Yeah, from Rattler Grips.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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This is another piece.

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Shout out to Handsome Rob at Rattler Grips.

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He always hooks me up.

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Gives me those keep hammering ones.

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Yeah, those are cool.

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Yeah, it feels better, too.

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It feels better in the hand.

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It's interesting, like, Hoyt doesn't have a whole lot of options.

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Like, UltraView doesn't make their handles for Hoyt, but they make them for

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Matthews.

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Yeah.

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Because he shoots Matthews.

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But it's a nice handle upgrade.

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It really does, like, the way it sits in your hand, it really does feel, like,

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a little better.

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Are you still putting them on your Hoyt for every one?

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The Rattler Grips.

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You do?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He just sent me some new ones.

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It feels better.

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And the bone, there's something about the bone.

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It's more tactile in your hand than plastic.

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Well, I've been wrapping mine with that camouflage athletic tape.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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Bowmar sells stuff like that.

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He sells specific bow grip.

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Right.

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It's got a little bit of tackiness to it.

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But some people think you shouldn't have that.

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They think your hand should be so relaxed that it should be able to slip around

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your hand

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so there's, like, no torque whatsoever in your front hand.

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I don't like that.

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I like to feel the dexterity of it, right?

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I like to have a little bit of relief in the hand in the context of, like, I've

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got to have some grippiness to it.

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Just like a baseball bat or any other things.

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Even all of the, like, Glocks and 2011s, I'll still do an upgrade on the stippling

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and create a little bit more.

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But I've also got giant hands for a, well, I shouldn't be, I shouldn't say I'm

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small.

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Like, I am two inches taller than the average Asian woman.

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Like, I don't like to brag about it.

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I don't want to come out with that right away.

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It just might seem a little bit egotistical.

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Yeah, but if you do anything, I think it's just, like, whether it's with archery

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or anything with shooting, you just, it just has to register with you.

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It's not going to be the same with everybody.

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You know, I know dudes who just can't get used to finger triggers.

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And some dudes just love finger triggers.

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And some guys just have to shoot a hinge.

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And some guys just can't do it.

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I shoot them all, man.

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Yeah.

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Like, I just have, so I got that dump bag now that I basically all wear on the

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side.

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And then I'll do the hinge roulette.

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Yeah, just reach in there.

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Reach in, and then I got to shoot a hinge.

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Or I got to shoot this.

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And the only way that you don't, or the mix-up part, you've got to shoot the

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wrist strap, right?

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You have to put that on.

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So you can't just do shooter roulette with all of that.

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But that's the wrist straps a little bit more involved.

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But I love having them.

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I've been using the Wiseguy.

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I've been, ever since our last hunt, I've been only using the Wiseguy.

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And I'm used to it now.

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It took a while.

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I was, like, hammering the trigger for a little bit.

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Like, after, the thing is, it's like, with archery,

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once your form breaks down and then you try to compensate because you're tired,

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like, I think I should just limit myself to one hour.

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And after one hour, just stop.

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So is that what you're doing every day, is basically an hour?

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Yeah.

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A little bit more, a little less?

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Yeah, but it's when it's more, it's when things go sideways.

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Like, I'll give myself, like, a few minutes break to let my arm relax.

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And then I just, I'm just, it's too much compensating because my arm's tired.

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Right.

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And not enough.

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Especially because the bow's 84.

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Now I got the new one that's 90 pounds.

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Is that what you're shooting every day?

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Yeah.

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You're shooting 90 pounds every day.

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84 every day.

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I haven't set up the 90 yet.

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It's still archery country.

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And then do you, are you going out to 100 plus every day too?

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Or are you sticking it like, 85?

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85.

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Okay.

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85.

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It's my standard in my backyard.

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As long as there's no one wandering around.

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When people are wandering around, I tend to, I don't have, you know, like this

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landscaper.

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I don't do the long bomb.

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I've got, my wife is redoing this little garden house in the back so she won't

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let me shoot

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at it anymore because she's afraid I'm going to put an arrow through her little

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hut that

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she's making.

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She's actually doing all the work too.

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She's got like a tool belt on and she's out there hammering away.

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Oh, that's great.

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Putting the doors in and everything.

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She's doing all the work.

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Wow.

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So she's like, you can no longer use this as your backstop because it was just

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a pile

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of shit that I could basically shoot arrows at.

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Oh, that's a bad trade.

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It's a super bad trade.

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Yeah.

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I need a backstop.

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You got to fuck off.

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Like we were talking about like must haves for backyards.

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Like I got to be, I'm, I'm not living in a house where I can't shoot at least

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50 yards.

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No.

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I go out in the backyard.

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I get my range finder.

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I bring a range finder when I look at houses.

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No bullshit.

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Are you serious?

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A hundred percent.

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I've been doing it for the last like six, seven years before I bought this

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house.

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When I bought the house in Austin, it was a big yard.

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I'm like, we're good.

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I just had to find a spot.

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I was like, this is at least a hundred yards from here to here.

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Have you ever, have you ever punched, uh, punch the trigger and put one out in

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the,

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uh, the river?

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I guess you shouldn't tell me that.

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No, I never shoot towards the river because kayakers, you never know when some,

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because

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like the kayakers, they like to go like real close to the shore.

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And it's like, if you hear, ah, fuck, that would suck.

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Oh my God.

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I'd be in such deep shit.

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I would never do it.

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I wouldn't.

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You would be in such deep shit.

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Deepest of deep shit.

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An asshole like me who's always promoting archery.

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I shoot a kayaker with a field tip right through the fucking forehead.

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See some poor lady.

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Like, like a unicorn running through, running off the river.

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Oh God.

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Oh my God.

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I very rarely, I mean, if I'm shooting broadheads, I really know where I'm

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going.

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Yeah.

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I don't, I don't fuck around.

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But with field tips, I'll, I'll launch some bombs, but it's never in an area

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where there's

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anything behind me.

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No.

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I don't, it's too risky.

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I had, so I had an archery, little archery range in the back of my Salt Lake

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City building.

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And every, like, and I used to let everybody use it in the company.

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And then after you've worked for the company for a while, you'd get your choice.

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You'd get like a staccato or a rifle or a bow.

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And then we were doing, we still do, right?

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We still do a lot of better and adaptive athlete shoots and the tactical or

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tactical games

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and the total archery challenges.

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So I've given away a hundred bows probably.

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Oh, that's awesome.

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Do you let them pick their brand and the whole deal?

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No, no, no.

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We partner, we partner with Hoyt on the last batch.

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Then we partner with PSE.

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We partner with kind of anybody that wants to like go in 50, 50 on us, right?

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Oh, great.

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That's awesome.

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But then we'll make them black rifle custom, right?

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So it's cool camouflage, a little branding on it.

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But here's the downside of that.

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So when you got a bunch of people shooting in the back and I had a storage

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facility in the back,

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there were always arrows in this like storage.

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And so finally my, my, uh, our general counsel came to me.

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He's like, no more.

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You got to stop.

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You can't shoot any more arrows.

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So a bandit for everybody except for me, me, Logan, you know, Matt, basically

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the people

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that could have either absorbed the legal fees or at least like explain it away.

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Well, the thing about archery is it's such a, it's, it's a skill that 100% degrades.

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Yeah.

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Like you have to stay on it.

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Yeah.

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And you just can't trust that everyone's staying on it.

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No.

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It's, it's even hard for me if I take three weeks off.

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Yeah.

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I was, I was having that, um, a little bit of tendonitis in my left elbow.

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So I took like a month off after running season and I, you put it back in your

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hand and it

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feels almost like a foreign object.

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I know.

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It feels horrible.

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It's, it's just gross until you have at least three or four days of shooting

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consistently

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back into the groove.

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You can't put the arrow where you want.

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It's just three weeks off.

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And it feels to me like the more consistent I am in off season, like the entire

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year,

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that's the, those are the years that I, where I'm really shooting my best.

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You can't just get back on the bow like a month before you have to go hunt.

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You can't do it.

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I can't.

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I know guys that can, guys that I grew up with that have been shooting since

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they were nine.

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That's what they do.

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But they're really good shots.

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Imagine how good they would be if they did it all the time.

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Yeah.

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Like a guy like Cam, like he's not taking any time off.

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No.

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He's shooting every day.

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Period.

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But that's part, he, he, he takes pleasure in the pain too.

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He doesn't take time off because he's.

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That would be relaxing.

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Yeah.

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It'd be relaxing.

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Like imagine, just, just imagine that like Cam Haynes on vacation, his feet up,

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you know,

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drinking on the beach.

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Is that even like a, no, that's not even a thing.

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I've gone on vacation with him.

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Have you really?

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Yeah, but when we went vacationing in Lanai where we could bow hunt.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So we would bow hunt at least once a day because Lanai, you know, you've been,

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you've been,

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it's crazy.

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It's one of the craziest places on earth.

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It's great.

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For people that don't know, there's 3,000 people and 30,000 deer.

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Yeah.

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And they were given by King Kamehameha, to King Kamehameha by the, whoever the

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head dude

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was in India.

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He's like, gave him a gift of access.

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Is that where they came from?

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I didn't realize that, that, that was the actual timeline.

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Yeah.

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I didn't realize that.

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Yeah.

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And they're everywhere.

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They tried, they, they tried to reintroduce them, try to introduce them to the

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big island.

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Like I know Shane Dorian was all pumped about it, but then they eradicated them.

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People killed them.

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They said they were invasive, but.

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I think they need to be everywhere they can be.

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They're delicious.

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They're delicious.

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They're the most delicious meat.

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Of the deer.

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Of course.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Next to elk.

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It's like, it's for me, it's elk and then axis, but axis are the most

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challenging to hunt.

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They're the fastest things I've ever seen in my life.

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Yeah.

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They move so fast.

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It doesn't even make sense.

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It's like, how are you doing that?

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You could dodge an arrow from 30 yards away and the arrow's not even close to

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them when

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it, when it gets there.

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I had a female bedded at 30 and she jumped the string on her bed at 30 yards.

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That was my first shot.

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I realized, holy shit.

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Yeah.

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They're different, man.

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I've got to up my game.

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Well, it's like they evolved with tigers.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's the thing.

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It's like, you got to be able to go.

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You want to survive?

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Can you imagine how tough you would be if you'd evolved with tigers?

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That would be sick.

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Well, that's the problem with America, period.

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It's like, there's not enough, there's too many people running around with zero

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physical

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challenges and they're so soft.

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Like there's a giant percentage of our population that is so soft.

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And if like, if there was like a, if the world went nuclear, we lost everything.

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And then it was like hand to hand battles.

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Every country could invade America if we ran out of bullets.

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Once we run out of bullets, every country can fuck us up.

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Yeah.

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You can walk around.

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I think, well, that's, you know, with coffee, right?

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The best coffee shops are like, it's so much stuff on Instagram.

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It's so funny because you walk into a coffee shop and if you see the craziest

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looking freak,

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it's going to have the best coffee.

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What is that about baristas?

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I don't know.

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But it's the same.

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Left wing weirdo fucking lip rings.

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It's like, oh yeah.

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How many nose rings do you have?

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How, like, how many colors do you have in your hair and how many pronouns do

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you have?

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Because that's like, you're going to make the greatest espresso I've ever had.

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And that's the joke, right?

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Because I'll go cruise around in Austin for the last couple of weeks.

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Yeah, you see a dude who's jacked with a hand tattoo, he's going to make you a

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bullshit coffee.

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It's like, I can make you pour over, I mean, I can just pour it over, you know?

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Like, what?

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He'll make you some cowboy coffee.

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He's going to fucking, one of them tin pots that you put on the fire.

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Take his sock off or something.

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Like, I'm good.

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I'm all set, man.

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I'm all set.

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What is it about baristas?

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Like, how did that become such a left wing safe place?

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You know, I don't know.

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I think the origin of it comes from San Francisco, Seattle, right?

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All the, we'll say the left wing, left coast, all of the Wokas.

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Hubs.

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Yeah, because that also drove most of what I would say is the third and fourth

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wave.

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Because there's one, two, three, four basic waves in coffee.

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The fourth, third and fourth wave are the most recent.

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The fourth wave would be considered single origin, very lightly roast coffees.

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And you've been to these coffee shops.

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You know what they look like.

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It takes you 15 minutes to get a cup of coffee.

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They typically won't even talk to you.

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They look down at the computer screen.

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But it's going to be a decent cop, right?

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So if you go first wave, which is going to be Folgers, Maxwell House, that's

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like been around

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for a hundred years.

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That's a commodity coffee.

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It's going to have Robusta.

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It's going to be darker roasted.

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That's going to be first wave.

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And then second wave would be experiential.

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So it'd be more like Starbucks.

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Kind of second wave would be experiential dark.

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And then third wave would be more artisan, micro lot, single origin.

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And fourth wave is kind of a mix of the best in third wave that really

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activates your senses in the sense of like now they're doing anaerobics.

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So they're using things from like wine and beer and they're developing all

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these different profiles.

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But that artisan craft, the genesis in like San Francisco and Seattle from

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third wave, they took on identity politics and then drove it through the trade.

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It's pretty impressive.

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It's so weird because if you go anywhere, you can get amazing cups of coffee.

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You're just going to like wade through the wokeism to go get it.

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Yeah.

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I can't go there.

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No.

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I was at a Starbucks the other day and two lesbians walked in.

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They saw me and they left.

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What?

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That's how bad it was?

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They said, we can't.

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We can't do this.

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Seriously?

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They looked in my face and they said, we can't do this.

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And they left.

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I was like, I'm a big fan.

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Yeah.

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Big fan of your work.

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Big fan of your work.

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I had a cup of coffee from Starbucks, which I rarely go into, but it was up to

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my family.

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And it was so bad.

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A cup of black coffee.

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It's all a drink.

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I don't put anything in it.

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I was like, this is like not drinkable.

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It tastes like shit, which is like everybody throws a bunch of cream in there

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and a bunch of sugar in there.

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And you get your caffeine and it tastes like what you like.

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But if you just try to just drink coffee at Starbucks, it is such a bad product.

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And that doesn't have to be like that.

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Well, part of the problem is when they over roast it because they know it's

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going to have cream and sugar in it.

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But why over roast it then?

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Because you can make a consistent profile and it's just consistently very dark

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and extremely acidic, basically.

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And that becomes the consistency in the product.

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Do you think people have this thing in their head that the darker the coffee is,

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the stronger it is?

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Yeah, of course.

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That's one of the huge misconceptions, right?

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Right.

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It's just bucket the misconceptions in here, which is, you know, coffee is not

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a bean, it's a fruit.

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So it's a cherry and then you roast the pit.

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So the second one would probably be the darker you roast something, the more

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caffeine it's going to have, which is absolutely not the case.

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It's the opposite.

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It's completely opposite because you've got two genetic strains.

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You've got Robusta and Arabica.

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Robusta is a smaller bean.

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It's got more caffeine.

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It's also more bitter.

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Arabica probably constitutes probably 60 to 70% of the world's coffee, but it's

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more flavor.

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It's got less caffeine and it's less acidic in general.

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And then when you over roast it, you can kind of combine multiple lots,

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multiple variants of Arabica.

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Oh, I see.

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And then you can make this consistent profile.

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So it consistently sucks.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But if you're going to put cream and sugar in it, nobody cares because they're

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like, I just need something that's going to serve as a caffeine vehicle for my

17:32

cream and sugar.

17:34

I know, but wouldn't that be okay if you just had good coffee and did that and

17:38

didn't burn it?

17:39

Well, I do.

17:40

I think that's where third wave and fourth wave, it's more directly related to

17:46

the quality of the coffee.

17:48

It's no cream, no sugar.

17:51

And it's more first and second wave, it's cream and sugar because you're going

17:55

to have to cover up the inconsistencies.

17:58

Well, some people just like it anyway because what they're getting is a treat.

18:01

They're not thinking it was like, I'm drinking coffee.

18:04

Like, they're getting a treat.

18:05

Right.

18:05

Like, if you have order a frappuccino.

18:08

It's a milkshake.

18:09

It's a milkshake.

18:10

Yeah.

18:10

Yeah, there's tons of sugar.

18:11

Yeah.

18:12

Tons of caffeine, too.

18:13

You're like, sitting in your cubicle.

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You've got like 100 grams of sugar, 200 milligrams of caffeine.

18:19

You're like, you're skyrocketing with just energy until you crash and then you

18:24

need another one.

18:26

Yeah, and then you're just doing that all day and frying your central nervous

18:28

system.

18:29

And then when you get out of work, you just die.

18:31

You just go home and sleep.

18:32

Go home and melt on the couch and watch some sports, man.

18:35

Yeah, your insulin's all fucked up.

18:38

You're falling asleep.

18:39

Like, it just goes fast.

18:42

The coffee nerd conversations just put half the fucking audience to sleep, too.

18:45

I don't care.

18:47

I don't care.

18:49

Yeah, yeah.

18:49

It's so funny, man.

18:51

I'll start talking about it.

18:52

I'm like, I should not.

18:54

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technology in general

19:06

and you start analyzing, like, you know, frequencies and spectrum analyzers or

19:11

whatever,

19:12

whatever you want to talk about, people's eyes would just glaze over in the

19:15

team room.

19:16

And I'm like, all right, well, you guys want to go blow some shit up?

19:19

Like, why don't we shift the topic?

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Well, there's a lot of people that have a hard time focusing on something that

20:26

isn't exciting.

20:27

Oh, yeah.

20:28

For whatever reason.

20:29

Even if it's like important technical details that will help you do things that

20:32

are exciting.

20:34

It's the delayed gratification.

20:36

Right.

20:36

They're the same type of people that don't like to do cold plunges or don't

20:39

like to do certain things that, like, you're not going to feel an immediate

20:43

benefit.

20:44

It's going to suck while you're doing it, so you put it off.

20:46

Like, you've got to have a mindset that there's some things that suck that will

20:50

make the things that are exciting way better.

20:53

Yeah.

20:53

Like, for comics, it's writing.

20:55

Like, sitting down and writing.

20:56

You know, because a lot of comics don't want to write.

20:59

They just want to come out with ideas through the day and then work them out on

21:01

stage.

21:02

I'm like, that is great.

21:03

You can do that.

21:04

But you should also write because the ideas that come to you while you're

21:07

writing, they won't come any other way.

21:09

And those are like little gifts from the universe.

21:12

And the only way you get them is you've got to sit down with a fucking pad of

21:15

paper or a computer in front of you and come up with them.

21:18

You've got to sit down and start working and let the mind just slowly but

21:23

surely pop them out.

21:25

How often do you do that?

21:26

At least four days a week.

21:28

For an hour, two hours?

21:30

Yeah.

21:31

Yeah, at least an hour.

21:32

I try to write a thousand words.

21:34

So it might be an hour.

21:36

It might be two hours.

21:38

And then out of those thousand words, I might get a paragraph.

21:40

Like, there it is.

21:41

That's what I was looking for.

21:42

You're basically looking for arrowheads in a field.

21:45

You know, you're picking up a giant clump of dirt and you're shaking it out and

21:49

washing it over and, ah, got one.

21:51

So do you try that out on anybody before you actually?

21:54

No.

21:54

You just like, okay, this is the concept?

21:56

I'm pretty sure I got something.

21:58

When I got something, I'm pretty sure I got it.

22:00

But I don't know what it's going to be until the audience tells me.

22:02

Well, you have your own club, so you can just try it out.

22:05

That helps a lot.

22:06

You just like drive in.

22:07

Matt's Wednesday, let me try this out.

22:08

But even when I didn't, I would go to the store.

22:10

I would go to the, like, say, if I have a bit and it's exciting, I'm like, oh,

22:13

I wrote something that's good.

22:15

I would go to the improv and then I'd go to the store and maybe I'd go to the

22:18

ice house.

22:18

Right.

22:19

I'd bang out a few sets.

22:20

At least two in a night.

22:22

Some, you know, you could travel around.

22:24

Like, L.A. was really good for that.

22:25

Austin's amazing for that.

22:27

There's seven clubs on my street now.

22:29

What?

22:29

Oh, yeah.

22:30

Between my street and the neighboring streets.

22:32

So you got us and then right down the street is the Sunset Room, which Red Band

22:37

owns.

22:38

And then right up across from that, you got Creek in the Cave, which is awesome.

22:41

And then you got the Vulcan, which is right down the street.

22:44

And there's a bunch of other small rooms.

22:45

There's the Black Rabbit.

22:47

There's all these rooms that have comedy at least three or four nights a week.

22:49

So if you're like a guy or a girl coming up right now in Austin, you can really

22:54

work.

22:55

You can work.

22:56

And they're all paying.

22:57

So, you know, you're collecting 50 bucks here.

22:59

My club pays more.

23:00

My club plays the most.

23:01

But all these different places, they pay, you know, like actual money for you

23:05

to do a set.

23:06

At the end of the night, you got a few hundred bucks.

23:08

You can get something to eat.

23:09

Like, there's all these comics that don't have to do the road now.

23:12

So, like, they used to just have to do the road to pay the rent and for food.

23:16

You don't have to do that anymore.

23:17

You could, like, stay in town and really build up material and then go out on

23:21

the road.

23:22

Is the material going to shift?

23:24

I know it's, like, regionally, you've got to have your, I'm not saying, like,

23:29

left or right.

23:29

I'm just saying, does the material have to shift based on where you're at?

23:32

So if you're in L.A., is the crowd a little bit different?

23:36

The people are going to be more accepting, less accepting, expect something a

23:40

little bit different than here?

23:41

You can't think of that.

23:41

You can't?

23:42

You just, like, here's the joke.

23:44

Let me run it.

23:45

Well, the good thing is if they're not accepting of an idea, maybe you should

23:49

re-examine that idea and maybe figure out, like, why am I, maybe I should

23:54

figure out a better way to make this idea acceptable.

23:57

You know, because there's ideas where I'll start it off and it's just like, ooh,

24:01

this ain't going anywhere.

24:03

And then I'm like, there's got to be an angle in here.

24:05

And then I'll find a whole nother angle.

24:06

I'm like, ha-ha, now I have it.

24:08

And then I have to find an angle.

24:10

Like, what if I was a woman and I was watching this and I'm looking at this

24:13

fucking meathead on stage?

24:14

And I'm like, okay.

24:15

Like, I've got to figure out a way to get them to understand that just because

24:19

I look like this doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.

24:22

Right, right.

24:22

Like, let me, like, work this into your head first and then explain it from my

24:26

perspective.

24:27

It's funny because I look like this.

24:29

It doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.

24:31

Well, it's an automatic assumption.

24:33

Yeah.

24:34

You know, I mean, it's an untold prejudice that, like, men with muscles in

24:38

particular are assholes.

24:40

Right.

24:41

Like, instantly.

24:42

Yeah, you've got a very definitive look.

24:45

And then as soon as you open your mouth, they're assuming that you're going to

24:49

be just the complete asshole.

24:51

Right.

24:51

Yeah, I can see that.

24:52

A mean person.

24:53

Yeah, yeah.

24:54

You know, covered in tattoos.

24:55

Cage fighting commentary.

24:57

And I know that you can craft a joke because you've been doing this for forever.

25:02

But is there a certain amount of pleasure that you get now from bombing

25:06

sometimes?

25:07

Smoking in?

25:09

Terrible.

25:10

Really?

25:11

I always say bombing on stage is, like, sucking a thousand dicks in front of

25:14

your mother.

25:14

Oh, right.

25:15

But the difference is, like, there's probably a guy out there that likes

25:18

sucking a thousand dicks as far as possible.

25:20

You made me do this, Mom.

25:21

Come on, Mom.

25:22

99!

25:23

There's a guy out there that would, like, take some...

25:27

I mean, there's people who are into shit porn and all kinds of nuts and things.

25:30

You're drawing the same parallel to, like, bombing and people who are into shit

25:36

porn.

25:36

Yeah, yeah.

25:37

If you like bombing, you're into people shitting in your mouth.

25:40

Like, it's not fun.

25:41

You don't want people to have a bad time.

25:43

They're there to have fun.

25:44

These people work.

25:45

They're working all day.

25:46

They're fucking tired.

25:47

You want them to have a good-ass time.

25:49

And the only way for them to have a good-ass time is for you to do your job.

25:53

Right.

25:53

You know, but it has to sometimes not work well.

25:59

And there's, like, this moment when I'm about to do a new bit.

26:02

I'm like, God, I don't even want to do this.

26:03

I don't know where this goes.

26:04

But I have to.

26:05

You've got to trot it out there and hope that you can find an angle.

26:09

So you don't try those on your, like, with your wife or anything?

26:13

No, she'd be the worst.

26:15

Yeah?

26:15

She'd be the worst.

26:16

She'd just tear you down?

26:17

She'd just stare at me like, what is wrong with you?

26:19

It's like she and I have a very good balance because she's so different than me.

26:28

She's so, but has a lot of the same values as me.

26:30

Yeah.

26:31

You know, like discipline, and she's very smart, and she's interested in things.

26:35

But we're very different.

26:37

Well, it's so funny because my wife and I will walk around, right?

26:41

And I'm a very amateur comedian to surround my friends.

26:44

I try to, I try really hard, right?

26:46

I'm not even close.

26:47

I'm just, like, you know, I specialize in stupid shit that I say, basically.

26:51

That's where I'm going with this.

26:52

And she, when I get her to laugh, that's, like, that means way more to me than,

26:59

like,

27:00

my friends, sure, I can make them laugh.

27:02

Like, I can make my employees laugh.

27:04

I kind of pay them to, you know?

27:06

But, like, when my wife laughs, that means it's fucking funny.

27:09

That's legit.

27:10

Like, it means, it means something, right?

27:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:12

It's, like, it's legit.

27:13

She's, like, a one-person crowd, right?

27:15

So we were walking around, I was talking about, um, have you seen that Burt Kreicher,

27:19

Free Burt?

27:20

Have you seen his new series?

27:21

I've only seen trailers, but everybody that saw it loves it.

27:24

It's, like, it's really funny, man.

27:26

Like, and so I was, like, we should watch this.

27:29

You should check it out.

27:29

You should watch, like, five minutes.

27:30

She's, like, this is such a dude show.

27:31

Fuck you.

27:32

I've never watched that.

27:33

But it's the same.

27:36

It's, like, what I want to watch and I think is funny.

27:38

She's, like, absolutely not.

27:40

But then she wants to watch some, like, true crime thing around, you know, a

27:45

dude that killed his wife.

27:46

And I'm, like, they love it.

27:48

Why do they love that?

27:50

It's so weird.

27:51

It's, like, genetic that they love it because my kids love those shows.

27:54

Really?

27:55

They love serial killer expose shows and all these true crimes.

28:00

And I don't like any of that.

28:01

I was talking to my daughter about it and she said, because girls don't do

28:05

things like this, so we kind of want to see, like, what's going on in a man's

28:10

mind that makes him, it's such a mystery.

28:12

You know what I'm saying?

28:14

Like, it's such a mystery.

28:16

Like, most men can imagine a scenario where there's a bunch of people that did

28:21

some horrible shit in a room and you just go in there and fucking kill all of

28:27

them.

28:27

Most men.

28:29

Most men can say, oh, yeah, there's a place.

28:31

There's a place.

28:32

Like, if someone did something and I knew they did something and they're in

28:35

that room and they need to go, they need to go.

28:38

Most women can't think like that.

28:39

They don't think like that.

28:41

It's not inside their head.

28:42

And then there's the darkness of it.

28:44

Like, these aren't men that are doing something to someone who deserves it.

28:47

They're just doing it to vulnerable people.

28:49

They're just evil creatures who just want to go out and hunt vulnerable people.

28:55

And I think women want to know that there are men like that out there that are

28:59

so different than them so they can put it in their head.

29:03

Like, okay, serial killers are real.

29:06

Right.

29:06

Like, these true crime shows have shown me this.

29:09

And I want to know, like, what to look for.

29:11

Right.

29:11

That's what I think.

29:13

Whereas, have you ever spent a second of your life in fear or fearing a serial

29:18

killer?

29:18

Not really.

29:19

No.

29:20

No.

29:20

It's not a realistic fear.

29:22

But if I was at a truck stop and there was some fucking shady dude that came

29:26

into the bathroom after me and he was, like, waiting outside and it didn't look

29:30

like he needed to use the bathroom, I'd be 100% on guard.

29:35

Like, there's people that will just randomly kill people just for a thrill and

29:39

get away with it.

29:41

And I think there's way more of them getting away with it than they'd like us

29:45

to know.

29:45

Like, here's a good example.

29:47

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29:55

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30:10

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30:12

It's something crazy.

30:14

Is it really?

30:14

Yeah, it's like 30.

30:15

I thought this was just a funny joke for Tony to talk about.

30:18

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

30:21

It's real.

30:22

Right.

30:22

It's real.

30:23

So the cops don't want to say it's a serial killer.

30:25

They think there's – it's because it's over by Rainy Street.

30:27

A lot of people are partying.

30:28

But there's – the bodies keep piling up.

30:31

38.

30:32

What?

30:33

Yeah.

30:33

And they want to say it's not a serial killer?

30:35

Since 2022, data showing at least 38 bodies found in or around Lady Bird Lake.

30:43

Separate map-based analysis of Lady Bird Lake deaths, downtown area reports,

30:51

four deaths in 2022, five in 2023, five in 2024, two in 2025.

30:59

So this is downtown area.

31:02

These map numbers focus on a specific stretch of the lake, while the 38 body

31:07

figures covers all bodies found in or around the lake in that period.

31:11

These might be right near that bar area on Rainy Street.

31:12

Right.

31:13

Right on Rainy Street.

31:14

Yeah.

31:14

Or other parts of the lake.

31:17

So they're basically saying these guys get drunk and they end up passing out in

31:23

the water.

31:24

I mean, all you would have to do is get someone drunk enough where you could

31:28

hold them underwater.

31:30

Yeah.

31:30

It's not – I mean, if you were a guy who wasn't drinking or you had a really

31:34

good tolerance or you're a big person, no evidence of serial murderer.

31:39

It says the patterns match typical accidental drowning risks, young adult men,

31:45

nightlife, easy water access, or some guy who's drowning gay guys.

31:51

Could be.

31:52

Because a lot of them are gay.

31:53

Like a giant percentage of these guys are gay.

31:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:55

Because it's near a gay area.

31:57

Oh, okay.

31:58

That's the gay – Rainy Street is like the party area where there's a lot of

32:00

gay bars.

32:01

Got it.

32:01

That's why it's such a funny joke for Tony.

32:04

Yeah, well, it's a weird thing, man.

32:06

It's a weird thing because at what point in time does someone have to get

32:11

caught before they say, oh, Jesus, these weren't just a coincidence.

32:15

Someone was drowning people.

32:17

Because I don't think it was a common thing.

32:19

I think like, you know, you maybe get one a year.

32:22

Some fucking drunk hops off a boat and doesn't know what he's doing and drowns.

32:25

That does happen.

32:26

But this is not that.

32:28

This is way more.

32:29

38 bodies in a few years is kind of kooky.

32:33

Well, and how many of those – if you think about it, right, how many serial

32:36

killers are out there?

32:38

Because the FBI, obviously, they've done the analysis on it.

32:40

There's probably like 100, 200, 300 active serial killers at any point in time.

32:46

Always.

32:46

There's always, yeah.

32:48

Always has been.

32:48

And most of them will all say, yeah, I wanted to get caught or, yeah, it took

32:53

you long enough.

32:54

Like I was getting sloppy, right?

32:56

My murder lust took over.

32:57

There was 200 since 2004.

33:00

Oh, my gosh.

33:01

What?

33:03

Oh, my God.

33:07

Autopsy report found alcohol present in a large share of the cases, sometimes

33:11

at levels above the legal driving limit, which is not much, by the way.

33:15

The legal driving limit is like two drinks.

33:17

And police specifically describe most rainy street area drownings as alcohol or

33:22

drug related.

33:24

Also, I've heard people getting, you know, dosed.

33:26

They get like roofied and whatnot.

33:28

And they're like – I've heard a lot, too many cases.

33:30

Never in a city have I lived I've heard that many people saying they've been

33:33

roofied.

33:34

Yeah.

33:34

No, I think it's – I don't think it's specific to here.

33:39

I think it's everywhere.

33:40

It's GHB, I think, is a lot of it.

33:42

People are dosing people up with GHB.

33:45

That's a big one.

33:46

How many serial killers are there?

33:47

Yeah.

33:48

How many active serial killers do they estimate are in America right now?

33:54

Let's guess.

33:55

I'm going to say 10.

33:57

You think 10?

33:58

Yeah.

33:58

I think 100.

33:59

Whoa.

34:00

Yeah.

34:00

I'm going 100.

34:01

This is like a Wheel of Fortune type scenario.

34:03

Yeah, man.

34:04

Holy shit.

34:05

100 is nuts.

34:06

If it's 100 –

34:07

I think it's 100.

34:08

That's crazy.

34:09

300.

34:10

Interesting.

34:10

Huh?

34:11

25 to 50 at any given time.

34:16

Wow.

34:16

Okay.

34:17

Wow.

34:17

Range reflects killers who have committed at least two murders with a cooling

34:22

off period

34:23

and are still operating undetected.

34:25

I like the cooling off period.

34:27

Maybe I need to take a break.

34:29

You're scrubbing the fucking blood out of the inside of your fingernails.

34:32

Serial killings make up less than 1% of U.S. homicides overall.

34:36

Numbers peaked at around 300 in the 1970s and 1980s.

34:40

There was 300 active serial killers in the 70s and the 80s.

34:43

I bet that was because that was when it was like Son of Sam, you know.

34:49

Was it trendy?

34:50

Yeah.

34:50

I think it was probably a lot of bored dudes who just didn't like working in an

34:54

office.

34:55

It's like Ted Bundy and Son of Sam.

34:57

All those guys were like the Green River.

34:59

All over the news.

35:00

All over the news.

35:01

Yeah.

35:01

It was huge.

35:02

Why are there fewer serial killers now than there used to be?

35:06

What was the answer?

35:09

That's probably just because it's easier to get caught now.

35:11

People are probably more afraid to try.

35:13

Yeah.

35:14

Because you think about all the technology and the surveillance.

35:16

Like you get rolled up.

35:17

Yeah.

35:17

You get a...

35:18

I think the creepiest one was that dude who studied serial killers in college

35:24

and then went

35:25

and killed those girls at that dorm house.

35:27

You know that story?

35:28

What was that?

35:29

In Seattle?

35:30

I think it was Bundy.

35:31

Idaho.

35:31

Yeah, it was Ted Bundy, right?

35:33

No, no, no.

35:33

Recent one.

35:34

Different?

35:34

Oh, it was recent.

35:35

Recent, yeah.

35:37

He knew the people that lived there.

35:38

He studied...

35:41

What did he study exactly?

35:43

In college.

35:44

Like he was studying it like he was trying to learn how to not get caught.

35:47

Oh.

35:47

Yeah, this guy.

35:48

This fucking creep.

35:49

Whoa.

35:50

Horrific new details about the final moments of the four University of Idaho

35:54

stabbing victims.

35:55

Oh, gosh.

35:56

So that's where I went to school.

35:57

That's the University of Idaho.

35:58

He stabbed the four victims at least 150 times in total.

36:02

I didn't realize that was like the case from Moscow.

36:05

Yeah.

36:06

That's crazy.

36:07

Jesus Christ.

36:07

Yeah.

36:08

This sick fuck.

36:09

So this guy, he was studying it in college.

36:14

So I forget what criminal justice...

36:18

I just thought I would say it.

36:19

Let's see if we can find out.

36:21

But it was very clear that he had been planning this a long time.

36:25

And there was also a possible connection to him and some murders from the

36:29

Pacific Northwest.

36:30

That they...

36:31

He knew the people...

36:33

The people died in a kind of a similar way.

36:34

He might have gotten away with it up there.

36:36

Right.

36:36

So he tried it up there and then went to Idaho.

36:39

PhD, criminology student.

36:42

Oh, my gosh.

36:43

Well, that makes sense.

36:44

It does, right?

36:45

So he's educating himself on how to get away with it.

36:48

He was that guy that if you had your comms class, he'd be sitting there like

36:52

this.

36:53

He's like way into it.

36:55

Yeah, way into it.

36:56

Yeah, yeah.

36:56

Way into it.

36:56

Oh, okay.

36:57

Yeah.

36:57

Yeah.

36:57

He wanted to know all the details.

36:59

The Pacific Northwest is like, that's a spot.

37:01

These guys love it up there.

37:03

I don't know if it's like the rain, you know?

37:05

Well, we had a lady that was connecting it.

37:07

She came on the podcast and she was connecting a bunch of serial killers from a

37:11

very specific

37:12

area that did a lot of...

37:14

It was mining, right?

37:15

Wasn't it mining and the industrial pollution?

37:19

Oh, so it was like increased lead or something, right?

37:23

In the water or something?

37:24

What was the processing of it?

37:28

Like...

37:29

Oh, the...

37:30

What are those when they're burning it?

37:32

Yeah.

37:33

What's that called?

37:33

Lead?

37:34

Leaching?

37:35

Yeah, it was lead, but it was other stuff.

37:38

It was other stuff like there's arsenic in it and there's a lot of...

37:41

But what am I looking for?

37:42

Not...

37:43

What is it?

37:43

Why can't I come up with that term?

37:45

The plants where they burn all the shit.

37:48

Power plants.

37:50

What's the term?

37:52

God damn it.

37:52

Caroline Frazier is her name, though.

37:54

I don't know.

37:55

What's her name?

37:56

Caroline Frazier.

37:57

Yeah, Caroline Frazier.

37:58

Maybe Paul would know if he got stamets on here and she could talk about...

38:02

He could talk about the mushroom or the fungi in the Pacific Northwest.

38:05

Maybe it has something to do with...

38:06

I don't think so.

38:07

I think that'll probably stop him from doing it.

38:09

But her take was that there was all these places...

38:13

What is the term I'm looking for where they incinerate shit, like a power plant,

38:17

like a coal plant?

38:18

There's a term.

38:19

I can't remember what it is.

38:20

Anyway, they're releasing an incredible amount of toxins in the atmosphere.

38:26

And a lot of the shit is coming down in rain.

38:28

It's getting in the ground.

38:29

All the ground around there is all polluted.

38:31

Everything's polluted.

38:32

And so what her take is that all these people have suffered chemical pollution.

38:37

And a lot of that chemical pollution leads to all sorts of weird psychological

38:42

disorders and psychosis and all kinds of shit, depending upon the levels of

38:46

exposure.

38:48

So this is why you have an increase to serial killers in the Pacific Northwest?

38:52

Mm-hmm.

38:52

This is what you're saying.

38:53

Okay.

38:53

Yeah, there was a bunch of power plants up there.

38:55

Interesting.

38:55

Coal plants and smelting and just a lot of mining.

39:00

There's a lot of mineral-rich resources up there.

39:03

So I should be concerned because I spent the most of my life up there.

39:07

Well, half of it, at least.

39:08

Yeah.

39:08

It depends.

39:09

I think now they've cleaned it up, though.

39:11

Like, she was connecting it to a long time ago.

39:13

But there's areas back there where she was saying that they do an analysis of

39:17

the soil.

39:18

And it's just completely fucked.

39:20

How long has it been since you've done, like, Seattle?

39:23

Oh, I haven't been back in a while.

39:25

I did the Tacoma Dome with Dave Chappelle.

39:30

We did that right before the pandemic popped.

39:33

Oh, okay.

39:33

And I really haven't been back.

39:35

It's just like, once that whole Chaz thing went down and they locked off the

39:40

block and the mayor said,

39:41

maybe it's the summer of love.

39:43

Or maybe you've got some fucking crazy people that you've empowered to take

39:47

over a giant swath of your city and you're cool with it.

39:50

And you're the fucking mayor?

39:52

And by the way, she is an upgrade compared to their current mayor.

39:56

Oh, yeah.

39:56

The current mayor is, that choice is insane.

39:59

A woman who's never held a real job.

40:01

She's been living with her parents.

40:02

She's 40.

40:03

They pay her bills.

40:04

She's a socialist.

40:06

She rides a bike.

40:07

She doesn't even own a car.

40:08

And now she's in charge of, what, a $7 billion budget?

40:11

That makes sense.

40:12

Yeah.

40:12

Two thumbs up, Seattle.

40:15

Congratulations.

40:16

You've done a great job.

40:18

I don't know where those places go.

40:21

Those places that have gone, like, full into Wokeville.

40:24

Like, a buddy of mine just went to Portland and he was like, bro, it's bananas.

40:28

It's like a complete mental asylum, like, spilled out onto the streets.

40:33

Not just the campers.

40:34

Not just the open air drug users everywhere because for a long time they decriminalized

40:40

everything in Portland.

40:40

So, everybody ramped it up a notch and moved to Portland because that was a

40:44

place where you could do drugs and not worry about anything.

40:46

But he was like, all the regular people are cracked.

40:51

The place, like, spending as much time as I have in Seattle, which I used to

40:54

live there, I loved that city.

40:56

Late 90s, loved it.

40:58

Oh, it was fucking great.

40:59

It was one of my favorite places to visit.

41:00

Such a cool spot.

41:01

Cool people.

41:01

And then you saw this flip.

41:03

And it was right around 2010 is when things really flipped over.

41:07

And that, to your point, they had your car was your domicile so you couldn't

41:13

get a parking ticket.

41:14

So, you could basically live in front of somebody's house in a parking spot and

41:17

they couldn't ride a parking ticket.

41:19

That started in 2010?

41:20

Give or take a couple years.

41:22

And so, I went back to my, I had a house up there for a while.

41:27

And the week, the day, I decided that I was going to sell this place.

41:31

Like, we fly up there.

41:32

I've got my daughter.

41:34

She's like a year old.

41:35

My wife and I are walking down the street.

41:36

And this is a part of the city.

41:38

It's called Ballard, which is a beautiful part of the city.

41:41

Tons of, like, old bars.

41:43

Awesome place.

41:44

Back late 90s, early 2000.

41:46

But then there was a camper in front of my condo.

41:51

And then there was a naked man with a tennis racket.

41:53

With his, my daughter's a year old.

41:56

His dick's flying around.

41:58

And my one-year-old's, like, I'm holding her, like, walking away from the other

42:02

end.

42:03

He's got a tennis racket.

42:04

He's, like, planting the U.S. Open in his head, whatever he's doing.

42:06

And then on the corner, no less than 50 feet away, there was a half-naked lady,

42:12

like, taking a shit.

42:14

And you're like, nah, time to leave.

42:15

I think this is, I think we're all good here.

42:18

We had an issue like that in California for a while.

42:21

Oh, yeah.

42:21

Where, when the economy started to go south, now this is pre-pandemic as well,

42:26

we started having these campers camp out right in front of our studio.

42:30

And they would, the studio where we had in L.A., even in that place, it was the

42:35

warehouse.

42:35

We had a big lawn in front of the warehouse.

42:38

And these guys would spread out on the lawn.

42:41

So, they would park their camper there.

42:43

And then they would, like, cook out.

42:44

And they would lay out.

42:45

And so, like, you're in this building.

42:47

You're asking people to walk past these people to go do your podcast in this

42:51

big-ass warehouse that I had leased.

42:53

And I was like, why are you doing this?

42:56

Like, you can't be doing this.

42:57

You can't just use my lawn as your front yard.

43:00

Like, this is crazy.

43:02

I mean, spread out, dude.

43:03

They had shit laying out there.

43:04

There's nothing you can do.

43:05

Well, there was.

43:07

Oh, really?

43:07

Yeah, we contacted the police.

43:08

And the police, eventually, they realized this is not a good thing.

43:12

And they moved them all.

43:13

But they moved them to different parts of town.

43:15

And so, then you would drive to, like, the more industrial areas of town that

43:18

didn't, like, our place was, like, semi-industrial.

43:21

There was a bunch of warehouses.

43:23

But there was also a bunch of, like, foot traffic businesses, restaurants, and

43:26

stuff like that.

43:27

And so, they moved them out of there.

43:28

But if you go into the deeper industrial places where they have factories and

43:31

stuff,

43:32

they were there, like, whole blocks of them where you just have campers laying

43:35

out.

43:36

And just open meth smoking.

43:38

These people are just full-on meth heads that had just started a community of

43:43

fellow meth enthusiasts with campers.

43:46

And a lot of their campers didn't even run.

43:47

They could just get it to the spot, wherever it was.

43:50

And then they would steal power, you know.

43:52

Every now and then, a dude would die because he didn't know how to do the wires

43:55

right.

43:56

And he'd get cooked.

43:57

Yeah, that's right.

43:59

It's the same where we were at in Salt Lake.

44:01

I'd have full-time security out in front of the, like, literally in front of

44:04

the building.

44:05

Our concern was when we left.

44:07

It was, like, if we left at night and someone broke in, it would take fucking

44:11

forever for cops to show up and do something about it.

44:14

And so I was like, you just can't have these guys knowing that, like, famous

44:19

people and, you know, high-profile people are going to be at that spot.

44:24

And you've got, like, open meth smoking right in front of the place.

44:28

Like, this is too crazy.

44:29

They're too unpredictable.

44:31

You know, look, I don't care if you live in your truck.

44:34

It's probably cool.

44:35

If you're a guy who's, like, you've checked out of society, essentially, and

44:39

you're just, like, playing pickleball all day and you live in a camper, who

44:43

cares?

44:43

Go and do that.

44:45

But once you start engaging in meth smoking and then it's always theft.

44:50

Theft comes with meth smoking.

44:52

And there's a lot of break-ins in the area.

44:54

And it got to a point where the cops had to do something.

44:57

So credit to them that they did.

44:58

It's almost a difference between hashtag van life and hashtag meth life.

45:02

Yeah.

45:03

Right?

45:03

Yeah.

45:03

There's a big difference.

45:04

Right.

45:04

Van life is, like, you want to be a guy who's not saddled down to one

45:10

particular spot.

45:11

You have a place that's in this van that has a bed.

45:14

You have a little tiny kitchen area.

45:16

You have a little portable fridge.

45:18

It's all you need.

45:19

I don't need a fucking house.

45:21

Just travel around.

45:22

It's probably fun.

45:23

Yeah.

45:23

The freedom of it, you know?

45:24

Like Alex Honnold, that crazy dude that just climbed that tower.

45:28

Yeah.

45:28

In Chinese Taipei.

45:30

He used to live like that for a long time.

45:32

He had a big van.

45:33

He would park it in his friend's driveway sometimes.

45:35

And he would just travel to trailheads and live out of his van.

45:40

That's like the minimalist attraction, right?

45:43

Where you're like, I don't have anything other than what's in my van or on my

45:46

back.

45:47

Where life is simple.

45:48

I don't have to organize anything.

45:50

I can stay focused.

45:51

I think it's an interesting thought exercise, especially when you're younger.

45:56

You're like, okay, cool.

45:57

I can wrap my head around that.

45:59

Yeah.

45:59

And it's completely respectable.

46:01

A lot of these hippies, I shouldn't say that in the context of like hippie

46:04

dance around

46:05

and flowers in my hair.

46:06

A lot of these like climber, crunchy guys, they are hard committed, like bad mofos.

46:13

Like when they're living on dog food, like there's this great story about the

46:18

founder of Patagonia

46:19

where he went to the store.

46:22

He was climbing El Cap.

46:23

And I'm trying to recall a story from Outside Magazine from, you know, 20 years

46:27

ago.

46:28

But in general circumstances, it's what it is where he went to the store.

46:32

He's going to be climbing El Cap for months and he's just working on a specific

46:36

route.

46:37

And he went to the store to buy food.

46:40

He only had a hundred bucks or whatever it was.

46:42

And dog food was less expensive.

46:44

And he was like, meh, I can live on that.

46:47

And he bought dog food and lived on dog food.

46:49

And just live on kibble.

46:50

And yeah, so he could climb and stay out there longer.

46:53

I wonder what his farts were like.

46:55

Bro.

46:56

Like you wouldn't want to be behind that on this route, right?

46:58

You would not want to be climbing behind that guy.

47:01

I'll tell you that.

47:01

Because I stopped giving my dog regular dog food a long time ago.

47:05

But when he was younger, all my dogs, I would just buy the most expensive dry

47:11

dog food.

47:12

I was like, oh, this stuff is good.

47:13

And then somewhere along the line, it clicked.

47:15

I was like, wait, how can it sit there?

47:19

How can it just sit in that bag for a month?

47:21

That's crazy.

47:22

How could it sit on the shelf for years?

47:24

That's nuts.

47:24

That can't be good for you.

47:25

And then I started feeding them frozen food.

47:28

And then they like that.

47:29

But then I switched to farmer's dog, which is human grade food, which is

47:34

lightly cooked.

47:35

They fucking love it.

47:36

That stuff I would eat.

47:37

Like you smell it.

47:38

It smells like food.

47:39

It doesn't smell disgusting.

47:41

Right.

47:41

But regular dog food is fucking terrible for a dog.

47:45

It's not good for them.

47:47

So if you have to eat that stuff, that kibble stuff, and you're going to travel

47:52

around, your gut must be going like, what are you doing?

47:56

What kind of chemicals are in here?

47:57

What kind of preservatives are just nuking your gut biome?

48:01

The level, but I love the level of commitment.

48:05

Oh, it's nuts.

48:05

I love, like, when people drift over into, like, crazy.

48:10

Yeah.

48:10

To where their level of commitment and their passion, like, translates directly

48:14

into nothing else exists in their life.

48:16

Right.

48:16

They're willing to live on dog food to do the thing that they love.

48:20

Fun.

48:21

That, to me, is like, you're an extremist.

48:25

And I respect it.

48:26

I'm like, you know what?

48:26

Hey.

48:27

No, I can respect that.

48:28

Yeah.

48:28

Do you ever see the movie Dirtbag?

48:30

No.

48:31

Pull up that movie Dirtbag.

48:32

It's a great movie.

48:33

It's about a guy who essentially did that until he was dead.

48:38

This guy just camped out on the ground in front of his friends' houses, most of

48:42

the time didn't have a car, just would just climb.

48:46

That's all he did.

48:47

He was always mooching off people.

48:48

And he had very detailed—what was the dude's name?

48:51

Fred Becky.

48:52

Fred Becky.

48:53

Oh, yeah.

48:53

The dude's a legend.

48:54

Yeah.

48:54

So he had been doing this from, you know, the 1950s.

48:58

Oh, wow.

48:58

Like, he was an old-ass man.

49:00

Look at this guy.

49:01

Look at the gnarled hands.

49:03

Look at his fucking hands.

49:04

From just climbing.

49:06

Imagine if that guy got a hold of your dick.

49:08

Just rip it right off.

49:10

Do you know who Mark Twight is?

49:13

No.

49:13

Okay, so Mark Twight—

49:15

Look at this fucking guy.

49:15

He was, I mean, one of the foremost names in Alpineering.

49:20

He's written several books on it.

49:21

He wrote a book called Kiss or Kill Confessions of a Serial Climber back in the

49:24

day.

49:25

Very, very similar, like, in the context of, I would imagine, the psychological

49:31

makeup.

49:31

And he started a gym called Jim Jones back in the day.

49:36

Like, it was where a bunch of people, you had—it was invite only.

49:41

So you could only get invited.

49:44

And it was, like, a lot of special operations guys, CIA guys, and professional

49:48

climbers.

49:49

Like, everybody that was trying to push the envelope physically would go out

49:53

and train with Mark.

49:55

And I've been friends with him for years.

49:58

But anything Mark does, he moves from, like, I'm going to be the best climber,

50:04

like, Alpineering.

50:06

I'm going to be the subject matter expert.

50:07

He was a professional—he shot IPSC for a while, so he's a professional, you

50:12

know, pistol shooter for a while.

50:14

He's a professional climber.

50:16

And now he's a photographer, writer.

50:18

But everything he does, he does it to a level of perfection that it probably

50:22

drives everybody else in his life bananas.

50:25

Like, he's fascinating.

50:26

He's a fascinating human.

50:27

Those people that go really to the outer level of whatever's possible with

50:31

whatever the fuck they're doing are always fascinating.

50:35

Because it makes you go, I don't know if I want to do that.

50:38

Like, what is the sacrifice to get really good at rock climbing?

50:41

You never have kids.

50:43

You never have a life.

50:44

You never have a job.

50:44

Like, this dirtbag guy, like, everyone around him both admired him and felt sad

50:50

for him.

50:51

Right.

50:51

Because, like, he died a dirtbag.

50:54

He never had a family.

50:55

And it's, like, all his ex-girlfriends talking about how an interesting guy he

50:59

was.

50:59

He was really fun.

51:00

But eventually, I had to fucking move on.

51:03

Like, this dude, all he wanted to do was, like, sleep on the ground and get up

51:07

and start climbing rocks his whole life.

51:09

But there's, if you think about everybody around us in their profession or

51:14

their thing, right, you're at the apex of your professional, your profession.

51:22

And your level of commitment, I'm not, like, boosting you up.

51:25

I'm just saying, like, your level of commitment is unparalleled to a huge

51:28

percentage of other people.

51:29

So you have a portion of whatever that is.

51:33

And there are all these other people that have that thing where their pursuit

51:36

of passion around that specific profession or product, whatever it might be.

51:40

They're so committed to it that it takes over.

51:44

It's all consuming.

51:45

Like, I mean, I've seen it because when, even when you go play pool, I'm like,

51:49

when we were in Vegas a couple months ago, they were like, oh, we're going to

51:53

play pool.

51:54

I'm going to come out.

51:55

He's going to be there until, like, 6 o'clock in the morning.

51:57

I'm not going to do that.

51:58

And Green Tree was like, he was.

52:00

He was there until, like, 6 o'clock in the morning.

52:01

He played for eight hours straight.

52:03

I was like, yeah, I could see the writing on the wall.

52:05

I'm out of here.

52:06

The pool is my number one problem.

52:08

That's my biggest one.

52:09

Really?

52:10

Yeah.

52:10

That's the one where if I ever wanted to not do anything else, I would just

52:14

become a professional pool player.

52:16

If I just said, okay, I am done, I'm done podcasting, I'm done with the UFC, I'm

52:20

done with everything, I'm just going to travel around and do tournaments.

52:24

Huh.

52:25

I could go crazy.

52:26

I could go crazy and just do that 100%.

52:30

Is it just the game fascinates you, the angles, the ability to, like, just

52:36

continue to evolve within that all the time?

52:40

You can't ever be the best?

52:41

You definitely never achieve full perfection.

52:44

But to be really good requires this level of laser focus and concentration and

52:50

an understanding of what's going on.

52:54

I mean, you're taking a stick and you're hitting a ball into another ball with

52:59

pinpoint accuracy into a pocket that is, on my table, it's four and a quarter

53:03

inches.

53:04

So you've got the cube, the ball, the object ball, which is about that big, and

53:08

then you've got that much space on each side, just a tiny little space on each

53:11

side, and you've got to slip it through there.

53:13

Oftentimes, like, eight feet away, seven feet away, six feet away with English.

53:18

So you're putting spin on the cue ball, which imparts a throw on the object

53:23

ball.

53:24

So if I put right-hand spin on the cue ball and I hit the object ball, I have

53:27

to calculate for the fact that it's going to throw the object ball slightly to

53:31

the left because of the right-hand spin, because it clings to the ball a little

53:35

bit and shoots.

53:36

So all this is playing in my head.

53:38

And then I have to have it at a speed where once the cue ball then collides

53:41

with the object ball, pockets it, then it's got to go one, two, three rails for

53:46

perfect position on the next ball.

53:48

And I have to have an angle.

53:50

I have to make sure that I have an angle for the following ball.

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Right.

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And you don't want to be trapped on the rails.

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You want to be off the rails.

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It's like all these different things.

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You can't think about anything else.

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So, if you've gotten, I'm sure you have, like professional players.

55:13

Yeah, coaching guys have come out, like the best in the world have come out and

55:15

played with you.

55:16

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

55:17

How do you hold up?

55:18

Like, what's your...

55:19

Well, I can never beat them.

55:20

Right.

55:20

But I beat them some games.

55:22

I can break and run out.

55:23

So, I break and run out one, two games in a row sometimes.

55:26

But they'll make...

55:28

So, like, if you have, like, a score of accuracy, it's called, like, a Fargo

55:35

rating.

55:36

It's based on 1,000 points is you never miss.

55:40

I am in, like, the 700, on a good day, 750 range.

55:45

But a real world-class pro is in the 800-plus range.

55:49

Like, Fedor Gorse is probably, like, 850.

55:53

Joshua Filler is probably, like, a little higher than that.

55:55

They get into this rate where they so rarely miss.

55:59

And, again, they're playing on 4-inch pockets, which is, like, a quarter-inch

56:02

smaller than the pockets I'm playing on.

56:04

Although they are playing on new cloth, which helps a lot, makes things more

56:08

slippery.

56:09

They fall in more.

56:10

More worn-out cloth.

56:12

Like, when it's broken in for a couple of weeks, it gets tougher.

56:15

Really?

56:16

Yeah.

56:16

Yeah.

56:16

The cloth gets a little less slick.

56:19

And you've got to hit a ball a little bit more pure.

56:21

But on the plus side, English takes better.

56:24

So, when you play with these guys, is it one of those things where they, like,

56:28

instantly humble you in the context of you start feeling, I'm really confident

56:33

in my game, and then you step in?

56:35

No, not really.

56:36

No.

56:37

There's not that big of a delta between?

56:39

There's a gap.

56:40

There's definitely a gap.

56:42

I mean, they're just way better than me.

56:43

But it's a lot of it.

56:45

It's just time.

56:45

They spend eight hours a day playing every day.

56:48

If I spent eight hours a day playing every day, I think I could play at a

56:51

professional level.

56:53

I wouldn't be able to beat the best guys.

56:55

No.

56:55

I would never be able to beat, like, the Koping Chung's and the guys that are

57:00

at the very top top.

57:01

Because those guys have been playing eight hours a day for decades.

57:04

They never stop.

57:06

What's a guy like that make annually in tournaments?

57:09

Now more than ever.

57:10

Really?

57:11

Yeah, because of Matchroom Pool.

57:13

So, Matchroom, the same company that Eddie Hearn owns that does a lot of boxing

57:17

promotions.

57:18

They're involved in a lot of sports.

57:19

They've done an amazing job with Pool, specifically with Nineball.

57:23

And they put on these huge tournaments.

57:26

Saudi Arabia has a big one every year.

57:28

They have this big world championship where they pay a ton of money.

57:31

And so, you know, a good player, like a top-of-the-heat player, is making half

57:36

a million dollars plus a year.

57:38

And then also endorsements.

57:40

So, they have endorsements, like companies like Predator Qs pay them, Q-Tech,

57:44

and all those different companies pay them X amount of dollars per year.

57:48

They have a sponsor for the chalk they use.

57:50

They have a sponsor for the tips they play with.

57:54

All those different things.

57:55

All that adds up.

57:55

So, what's the difference then between, what is it, snooker?

57:58

Is that the English?

57:59

That's a totally different game.

58:00

It's totally different.

58:01

It's a big table.

58:02

It's a 12 by 6 as opposed to a 4 1⁄2 by 9.

58:06

So, it's a much bigger table.

58:07

But the balls are smaller as well.

58:09

And then their Qs have these tiny little tips on them.

58:13

They all play with ash Qs, which is like a very stiff wood.

58:18

And they play with like a solid wood Q.

58:20

Whereas a lot of like pro pool players have switched to carbon fiber now.

58:24

They play with carbon fiber Qs because it's like it moves – it's a little bit

58:27

more dense, so it moves the ball differently.

58:30

Is it fun?

58:30

Have you played it?

58:31

Snooker?

58:32

Yeah.

58:32

Yeah, I played it when I was in Scotland a little bit.

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But I only played by myself.

58:36

There was just a table and I was just whacking balls around.

58:38

It's very difficult to pocket balls.

58:40

But I don't even really understand the rules.

58:43

I would have to really pay attention.

58:44

I watch it a little bit sometimes because I know how hard it is to do what they're

58:48

doing because you do have this enormous table.

58:51

Their cloth is a lot slower too.

58:53

It's not as slick of a cloth.

58:54

So is it – it's got to be older then, right?

58:57

Is it older?

58:58

Oh, it's way – it's old.

58:59

Snooker's old.

59:00

So the original billiards game had no pockets.

59:03

The original billiards game was three cushion billiards or bulk line or there's

59:07

a bunch of different billiards games where you play on a table.

59:11

Like say it was like this table.

59:13

There's no pockets in it and there's just rubber rails all around it.

59:15

And it's all about knocking one ball into the other ball, going three rails,

59:21

and then colliding with the third ball.

59:23

Huh.

59:24

Yeah, it's just about scoring points.

59:27

I've watched a bunch of that online too because it helps you understand angles

59:31

like as you go into a rail because the angles change depending upon how much

59:35

English you put on it, how hard you hit it, whether you hit it with follow or

59:39

draw.

59:39

There's a bunch of different like parts of the cue ball that you can contact

59:43

with that radically changes the way the ball moves around on the table.

59:47

So it's like you're calculating so many different things.

59:51

There's geometry involved.

59:52

There's touch and feel.

59:54

There's like – there's all these factors that come into play when you're

59:57

playing really well.

59:58

So that explains why archery is also somewhat of a fascination then because you

1:00:03

have very similar aspects to archery and pool that directly translate.

1:00:09

That's like why those things snap together real well for you.

1:00:12

Oh, for me, they're hand in hand.

1:00:14

They're basically the same thing.

1:00:16

It's basically the same thing.

1:00:18

You're just doing it in a different way.

1:00:19

You know, it's the same thing.

1:00:22

It's like having everything just flowing together perfectly after like years

1:00:29

and years and years of meticulous practice.

1:00:33

And then it starts to come together.

1:00:38

And then you pull that group out.

1:00:40

It's nice and tight like 65 yards like, yeah.

1:00:43

You got it dialed in.

1:00:44

It's that feeling.

1:00:45

And it's the same thing.

1:00:46

It was the world goes away.

1:00:48

There is no room for anything when you're about to pull that trigger, whether

1:00:52

it's in pool when you're about to make the shot or whether it's an archery.

1:00:55

There's no room for anything.

1:00:57

That's what I like about it.

1:00:58

I also like that there's no bullshit.

1:01:00

There's no shenanigans.

1:01:01

There's no personality.

1:01:03

Nothing matters.

1:01:04

Nothing matters.

1:01:05

Did the ball go in the hole?

1:01:07

If it didn't, you lose.

1:01:09

If it did, you win.

1:01:10

It's really clean.

1:01:11

I like that.

1:01:13

Yeah.

1:01:13

That's the thing I love about shooting just in general.

1:01:17

If I'm hitting a target, it doesn't matter.

1:01:20

I took my kids to the arcade the other day and ski ball.

1:01:24

Oh, yeah.

1:01:24

I love ski ball.

1:01:25

I can spend an hour on that thing just trying to get the perfect lob in there.

1:01:33

I used to tell people, I'm just a projectile enthusiast where I love hitting

1:01:38

center mass of whatever target.

1:01:41

I'm still a six-year-old kid with my BB gun.

1:01:43

It's like at the end of the day, now my tools are much more advanced and I've

1:01:48

got the millions of dollars of government-funded training behind me, so I'm a

1:01:53

little bit more effective at hitting what I want to shoot at.

1:01:56

But it still has the same exact feeling.

1:01:58

Like if you're six years old hitting a pop can with your BB gun or ringing a

1:02:04

piece of steel at a mile with a rifle or hitting the heart of a foam elk in

1:02:09

your backyard, it's the same, dude.

1:02:12

It translates and it pulls you into something that's pure, I guess.

1:02:16

It is pure and it's also a really good mind exercise.

1:02:19

Just like, you know, when you work out, you're cleaning your mind.

1:02:25

There's a lot of what working out is.

1:02:28

It's not just physical.

1:02:28

It's mental clarity.

1:02:30

You relax the mind.

1:02:33

You calm the mind through hard exercise.

1:02:36

And there's something where you're calming your mind through shooting.

1:02:40

Because it requires so much of you, everything else just gets, get the fuck out

1:02:44

of the way.

1:02:44

Bills, this, that, you know, oh, I got to call that guy.

1:02:48

I don't want to call him.

1:02:49

Fuck, I got to deal with this thing.

1:02:50

Oh, that's falling apart.

1:02:51

This deal sucks.

1:02:52

It all goes away.

1:02:54

It has to go away.

1:02:55

If it doesn't go away, you miss.

1:02:56

And then you go, fuck, why did I miss?

1:02:58

You miss because you're distracted.

1:02:59

Like, let's focus, put the fucking arrow on the knock, you know, put it in

1:03:03

there, draw it back, center it, calm, relax.

1:03:07

At that moment, like, at that moment, there is nothing else in your fucking

1:03:12

head.

1:03:12

There's nothing.

1:03:13

And then, thwack, and it goes in there, thwack, you get this, whoosh, this nice

1:03:18

burst of happiness when you watch that fucking arrow just drop right in exactly

1:03:23

where you want it to.

1:03:24

Like, ah, and then you go and pull the arrows and you go right back and start

1:03:28

it again.

1:03:29

And at the end of that practice, I feel way better.

1:03:32

I just always feel better.

1:03:33

I always feel clearer.

1:03:34

My head works better.

1:03:37

It's just like, it's a focus exercise which excites all your synapses.

1:03:42

And then on top of that, it's a mental clearing thing.

1:03:45

Like, Fred Berry used to talk about that.

1:03:47

Like, something about, I forget the quote, but it's something about there's

1:03:50

nothing like shooting a bow that clears a man's mind.

1:03:52

It's totally true.

1:03:53

There's something about archery in particular that just cleans your mind.

1:03:58

Yeah, I 100% agree.

1:04:00

I used to have this trad bow.

1:04:02

That's how I started.

1:04:04

Have I told you this story?

1:04:05

Like, so I'd stuff the old coffee bags, the burlap coffee bags.

1:04:10

Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:04:10

I'd stuff them up and fill them up.

1:04:11

And then I started shooting a trad bow originally while the roasting cycle

1:04:15

takes about eight and a half minutes.

1:04:18

So I couldn't really do anything.

1:04:19

I'm, like, watching the, you know, coffee roast, which is just tumbling in a

1:04:22

big dryer.

1:04:23

And so I'd just shoot a trad bow in the back to try to focus something other

1:04:28

than the business, you know, family, whatever it is.

1:04:33

I could just shoot my trad bow.

1:04:34

And then Dudley was, like, why do you shoot that thing?

1:04:38

It's so stupid.

1:04:39

Like, don't you like to hit what you shoot at?

1:04:41

I'm, like, I'm just doing it for fun, man.

1:04:42

Like, you know, I'm a happy-go-lucky guy.

1:04:45

I just want to, like, active form of meditation.

1:04:47

But what I did realize was it was such a pure, to your point, it would flush

1:04:55

out all this negative shit that I was, like, either working through or dealing

1:05:00

with.

1:05:01

That's, like, so being able to translate that to other people, especially

1:05:06

veterans, huge, huge transformation for guys.

1:05:09

Because they can go out.

1:05:10

It's quiet.

1:05:11

It's a subculture they can be part of.

1:05:13

They can geek out on all the new gear and arrowheads.

1:05:17

And you wade into the infinite, never-ending debate around bullshit, around

1:05:22

cutting surface area and fucking, you know, mass and velocity.

1:05:26

And, like, you'll never get tired because it's, like, full of its own little

1:05:29

drama.

1:05:29

And it's, like, a bunch of nerd shit that you can actually have a lot of fun

1:05:32

with.

1:05:33

So much nerd shit.

1:05:34

That's what people don't understand.

1:05:35

You know, and they don't expect nerd shit, like, real, complicated, technical

1:05:40

nerd shit from archery.

1:05:41

You don't think of it that way.

1:05:43

But it's, like, many things.

1:05:44

Like, once you get into it, you realize, like, oh, there's a learning curve to

1:05:48

this motherfucker.

1:05:49

There's a lot involved.

1:05:50

Like, whenever one of my friends is, like, I want to go bow hunting, I'm, like,

1:05:53

do you really?

1:05:56

Are you sure?

1:05:58

Like, don't tell me you, like, it's not that you got to dive in off of a cliff.

1:06:05

This is not, like, I'm going to go dip my waters into bow hunting.

1:06:08

I want to go shoot an elk.

1:06:09

Like, Jesus Christ, do you know how hard that is to do?

1:06:12

You got fucking, there's so many moving parts.

1:06:15

There's so many things.

1:06:16

You have to be proficient under extreme stress.

1:06:19

There's so much going on there, man.

1:06:21

Don't tell me you want to do that unless you, you got to, you got to show me

1:06:25

before I get involved.

1:06:26

Take me bow hunting.

1:06:27

That's not happening.

1:06:29

You are not going to be stomping on twigs near me.

1:06:32

And you're not going to be going, you're not going to be not checking the wind.

1:06:36

All these things are not going to happen.

1:06:37

Well, they like the idea, right?

1:06:39

Like, they like, and there's plenty of people, they're like, they're, they're,

1:06:43

they're window shoppers in this activity, right?

1:06:46

They're like, they're walking by and they're like, that looks cool.

1:06:48

Right.

1:06:49

But they don't like the realities of what it actually takes because it's so

1:06:53

fucking hard.

1:06:54

And it, like, ruins you a lot of times.

1:06:56

Like, I mean, in the last few years, we've done enough together, like, dude, I've

1:07:01

been psychologically ruined by, like, shooting something or making a bad shot

1:07:06

or, like, just devastating.

1:07:09

Missing.

1:07:09

Yeah.

1:07:10

It's like, you can't figure out why you missed.

1:07:12

No.

1:07:12

And then you're, you're running through it a thousand, a thousand times.

1:07:15

Like, what did I do?

1:07:16

Okay.

1:07:17

How do I do better?

1:07:18

And then you're like, okay.

1:07:20

But you're the kind of guy that does that, that does the process in your head

1:07:23

and then improves and keeps getting better.

1:07:25

For some people, that's, that will ruin their life.

1:07:28

Like, the one bad thing that happens will ruin their fucking life.

1:07:32

Because they spent all these months preparing, they paid for a tag, they hired

1:07:37

an outfitter, and then, foink, dunk, dunked the shot, fucking ruined their

1:07:42

whole week.

1:07:43

And then they go back home.

1:07:44

How'd your hunt go?

1:07:45

Oh, I missed.

1:07:46

You know, like, or I wounded it.

1:07:48

Well, and it's, it's a, it's a, it's a lesson in life.

1:07:51

Mm-hmm.

1:07:51

Like, you can work harder than you've ever worked.

1:07:55

And still fail.

1:07:56

And still fail.

1:07:56

Yeah.

1:07:57

You can work for a decade of your life.

1:07:59

You can shoot and shoot and train and train.

1:08:01

And you can put in all the work and still fuck it up.

1:08:05

And there's guys who, in the same situation as you, would succeed.

1:08:10

Yeah.

1:08:10

So you've got to figure out what's, what are they doing different?

1:08:13

Why are they better?

1:08:14

Keep in and keep getting better.

1:08:17

Like, there's hunts that I've been successful on recently, you know, within the

1:08:21

last few years, that I know that if I had that same hunt eight, nine years ago,

1:08:25

I probably would have not been able to make that shot.

1:08:28

Right.

1:08:28

I'm not, I wasn't as good then.

1:08:30

So I've gotten better.

1:08:31

It's like, I think everybody needs something that you can't master, that is

1:08:36

hard to do, that, that cleans your mind.

1:08:39

I think people need stuff to clean their mind.

1:08:43

And I think that's why so many people are running around all fucked up because

1:08:47

you're looking at social media all day.

1:08:50

So that gives you anxiety.

1:08:51

Your, your life is not satisfying.

1:08:53

So that gives you anxiety.

1:08:54

You don't care, take care of your body.

1:08:56

So that gives you anxiety.

1:08:58

You have all these things, and you're stuck in traffic.

1:09:00

That gives you anxiety.

1:09:02

Everybody's just mentally all fucked up.

1:09:04

And so you go to a doctor and the doctor says, well, you know, obviously you're

1:09:08

dealing with depression and I can prescribe to you this or that.

1:09:11

And then you're on Lexapro or whatever the fuck you're on.

1:09:14

And that's the road they go down.

1:09:16

And this is a bad road.

1:09:18

It's not a road where you're going to improve your life.

1:09:21

And there's other ways to do it.

1:09:23

And I think there would be a lot more happy people in this world if you found a

1:09:28

thing.

1:09:28

It doesn't have to be archery.

1:09:29

It doesn't have to be pool.

1:09:30

It doesn't have to be jiu-jitsu.

1:09:31

It doesn't have to be pistol shooting.

1:09:34

It just has to be something that's hard to do, that you are on this quest to

1:09:39

make these incremental improvements.

1:09:42

And through that focus of incremental improvements, you improve your human

1:09:47

potential.

1:09:48

You improve your ability as a person to do difficult and to handle situations.

1:09:54

So I always tell people, if you do jiu-jitsu, you'll be much happier because

1:09:59

the stresses of life are nothing compared to a dude.

1:10:04

Who's trying to literally break your arm.

1:10:06

He's on top of you and you're defending and then you get out of it and then you

1:10:10

get him or he gets you and then you have to tap and you go over again.

1:10:14

That is so hard to do that like regular life becomes like a breeze.

1:10:19

It becomes a breeze.

1:10:20

It makes everything.

1:10:21

Jiu-jitsu people are some of the most relaxed people I've ever been around in

1:10:24

my life.

1:10:25

They're all friendly to everybody.

1:10:26

They're never talking shit or causing drama or problems.

1:10:30

They get it all out.

1:10:32

I think there's something about getting the shit kicked out of yourself too,

1:10:36

right?

1:10:37

So there's something about facing someone, which I don't do jiu-jitsu, just as

1:10:43

a caveat to that.

1:10:44

But being able to like face another person in any scenario and then compete

1:10:49

against them.

1:10:50

Yeah.

1:10:50

So where everything counts and then literally just getting the shit beat out of

1:10:56

yourself and going,

1:10:57

okay, well, I'm going to step back up.

1:10:59

I'm going to do it again, right?

1:11:00

Yeah, and get better.

1:11:01

That level of teaching yourself mental endurance, like that is the thing that I

1:11:07

constantly think about my kids.

1:11:09

Like I'm like, how do I be compassionate, caring, loving, you know, the dad

1:11:15

that wants to give them everything?

1:11:16

And then how do you like translate that into also creating obstacles that will

1:11:21

drive mental courage?

1:11:23

I think you do it by example.

1:11:25

I think that's the best way.

1:11:27

Yeah.

1:11:28

My opinion is like if you look at Cam Haynes' sons, I mean, he was rough

1:11:33

raising his kids.

1:11:35

He talks about that.

1:11:36

But those kids are exceptional.

1:11:38

They're fucking exceptional.

1:11:39

Yeah.

1:11:40

You know, one son's a ranger.

1:11:41

The other son broke the world chin-up record.

1:11:44

And, you know, he runs marathons with jeans on and he's fucking got two savage

1:11:49

kids.

1:11:50

And why?

1:11:51

Well, look at the environment they grew up in.

1:11:53

Right.

1:11:54

They grew up with a dad who's supremely disciplined.

1:11:57

And just by being in his presence, you realize like, oh, I can achieve a lot

1:12:02

more than other people can if I'm just willing to put in that work.

1:12:08

And for a lot of people, that feeling of like the anxiety of the struggle and

1:12:13

of grinding it out and like that scares them and they don't want to do it.

1:12:19

And so they come up on excuses or they retreat into other things and, you know,

1:12:24

they distract themselves.

1:12:26

And if you're a parent that does that, you create a weird environment for your

1:12:30

child because your child is sort of imitating you as a leader.

1:12:34

And you're a fuck up and you're always making excuses and you get fired a lot

1:12:39

or you sleep in a lot or you do things that like are not admirable.

1:12:43

And then that child, you know, fuck life, man.

1:12:47

You know, whereas, you know, his kids are probably like, Jesus Christ, dad's a

1:12:51

fucking animal.

1:12:52

Like, I want to be an animal, too.

1:12:54

And then you see how people respect his father and they go, oh, OK, I want

1:12:58

people to respect me like that, too.

1:13:00

You know, you hear what people talk about him when he's not around.

1:13:03

Like, well, I want people to respect me.

1:13:05

Right.

1:13:05

Well, there's only one way to do that.

1:13:07

You have to be worthy of respect.

1:13:08

There's only one way to get there.

1:13:10

It's a fucking long road.

1:13:12

Good luck.

1:13:13

Start going.

1:13:13

And you're not going to get any satisfaction for a long ass fucking time other

1:13:17

than the fact that you're on the path, that you're on.

1:13:20

You're involved in the process and you're on the journey.

1:13:23

Yeah, the grind.

1:13:25

Right.

1:13:25

And it's like it's overused.

1:13:27

But the level of endurance in courage when it's like that trade alone, just

1:13:34

trying to understand courage.

1:13:37

Like who has it, who doesn't have it.

1:13:40

And then the level of commitment to a mission or something bigger than yourself.

1:13:46

It's it's it's the thing that I think about, I'd say, a huge percentage of of

1:13:51

the last several years, especially, you know, as I get a little bit older,

1:13:56

right?

1:13:57

I get a little bit further away from the G-WAT and I was with I'm doing a

1:14:03

documentary on Earl Plumlee.

1:14:06

You know, that is.

1:14:06

No.

1:14:07

So he's a Medal of Honor recipient, former Green Beret.

1:14:09

We are at the UFC fight with Elliot Miller and Earl Plumlee early Earl Plumlee

1:14:17

is a incredibly humble guy, like just an amazing human.

1:14:24

Like you can sit here and talk to him.

1:14:26

You'd never in a million years know that this guy had earned the Medal of Honor.

1:14:31

Never.

1:14:31

Like because one, he's never going to tell you.

1:14:35

Two, he's going to ask you a hundred questions about you and be way more

1:14:39

fascinated with that.

1:14:40

And three, you know, we were having this conversation.

1:14:43

He's like, man, it belongs to the guys.

1:14:45

Like I didn't do anything.

1:14:46

Like it belongs to the guys.

1:14:48

Like the guys, any of the guys, if they wouldn't have been shot, would have

1:14:51

done the same exact thing that I did.

1:14:52

And I was like, man, that is an incredible statement from, you know, a guy that's

1:14:57

sitting here.

1:14:59

And so this documentary follows his path from joining the Marine Corps, which

1:15:04

was literally where the judge, you know, those, those old stories of the guy

1:15:08

that was like forced by the judge to join the military or jail.

1:15:12

He literally has that.

1:15:13

And it starts, he goes into, you know, the Marines and then he's a force recon

1:15:18

Marine.

1:15:19

And he, he had gone through all the selections and he got out of the Marine

1:15:22

Corps, joined the army.

1:15:24

And we follow his story through the eyes of his peers and his leaders.

1:15:29

And because we wanted to see from his perspective, what do other people say

1:15:34

about him through his entire journey?

1:15:38

Not the story from his perspective.

1:15:39

One, he'll never tell it the way that it's probably needs to be told.

1:15:42

Two, what were the choices that he made throughout his professional life that

1:15:48

made the man that was capable of such an incredible act of courage that it

1:15:53

warranted the highest medal, you know, literally earned in the United States

1:15:58

military.

1:16:00

And that single word, courage, how do you build courageous people is a

1:16:06

fascinating, it's, it's quite literally, it's such a fascinating subject.

1:16:13

And most of it is, it's the, it's the man in the arena, right?

1:16:18

It's, it's the poem from, from Teddy Roosevelt.

1:16:21

It's like, it's not the critic who counts.

1:16:24

It's like keeping up, stepping back in this commitment to something greater

1:16:28

than yourself.

1:16:29

And then making these thousands of choices in your life.

1:16:33

Every day as you wake up, step forward, step back into the fray and like make

1:16:37

the active decision to be better.

1:16:40

And it's like, it's, it's such a fucking fundamental thing of being able to,

1:16:45

any, any part of your life, if you don't get up in the morning and like commit

1:16:49

yourself to something, I'm not a motivational speaker, but it's, how are you

1:16:55

ever going to get better?

1:16:57

If you're not committing to something like being a better dad or a better

1:17:00

husband or a better, you know, better at your profession.

1:17:03

And then committing to this evolutionary process takes not only a huge amount

1:17:08

of commitment, but mental and physical endurance.

1:17:11

It does.

1:17:12

And I'm, I'm never going to get tired of trying to figure this out because

1:17:17

obviously it's, it's like my peer set.

1:17:22

I was having this conversation with, um, Jack Carr and I ran into the airport.

1:17:26

Uh, we ran into each other at the airport on the way down here and we were

1:17:30

talking about fucking love that guy, fucking such a good dude.

1:17:33

And it's, it's not just in the military, right?

1:17:38

It's, it's not, it's just.

1:17:39

Yeah.

1:17:40

And all of life, all of life.

1:17:42

Yeah.

1:17:42

You find exceptional people in all of life and you can, they're fuel.

1:17:46

Those people are fuel and they, and they enhance the lives of the people around

1:17:51

them.

1:17:52

And then if you become one of those guys, you enhance the lives of the people

1:17:56

around you.

1:17:56

And then you feed off of them and they feed off of you and everybody feeds off

1:18:00

of each other.

1:18:01

And it's, it's so good for you to know that people like that are out there,

1:18:05

that there's a guy like that capable of incredible courage.

1:18:08

And that how did he get there?

1:18:10

What did he do?

1:18:11

What did, how did he become the man he is right now?

1:18:14

Because God damn, that's an admirable man.

1:18:16

So how do you, how do I get there?

1:18:17

Yeah.

1:18:18

It's in, there's all these stories.

1:18:21

I like Jack and I were talking about, um, cause you know, the Navy SEALs,

1:18:25

obviously they've got a lot of, of positive PR over the last several years.

1:18:30

But this, this special operations community has got so much just, I don't know,

1:18:38

airtime.

1:18:39

But there are all these other people in the military throughout, you know,

1:18:43

generations of war fighters that have gone out and done these incredibly hard

1:18:47

jobs.

1:18:47

And I, I found this story of the Parche, which is the USS Parche, which is the

1:18:52

most decorated submarine and ship in Navy history.

1:18:55

They have nine presidential citations.

1:18:57

It's the most decorated group of men in the U S Navy, like in modern history.

1:19:03

And everything they've done is still classified.

1:19:05

Whoa.

1:19:06

It's a cold war era nuclear submarine that was modified and pulled ultimately

1:19:11

tasked out by the CIA to go out and do collection.

1:19:14

And they were the guys that hundreds of feet down, they would land on the

1:19:20

bottom of, of the ocean.

1:19:22

And the, uh, Soviets had these military communication lines that were basically

1:19:27

hard lines that would go under a bay so they could communicate back and forth.

1:19:32

And they, they felt like they were secure.

1:19:34

And one of their jobs, which is, I've, I've never been able to see anything, uh,

1:19:39

you know, declassified, but the stories that are out there, these guys would

1:19:43

land on the bottom of the ocean, send out divers at hundreds of feet.

1:19:48

And these guys would hook listening devices on those lines, hundreds of feet

1:19:54

down, like in cold, dark water.

1:19:57

Can you imagine dude, like you're out in 400 feet or 300 feet of water, pitch

1:20:03

black, you can't see anything.

1:20:05

And your job is to go and put a listening device on a Soviet communication line,

1:20:10

1986 or whatever it was.

1:20:12

And you're in enemy territory.

1:20:16

So if you get discovered, you're dead.

1:20:18

And none of these guys, that's the incredible thing.

1:20:23

None of these guys have ever said anything about it.

1:20:26

Wow.

1:20:26

Decades and not only decades of missions, months away from home.

1:20:32

None of these guys have said a fucking thing.

1:20:34

They've not been on a podcast.

1:20:35

They've not written any books.

1:20:37

And the only thing they say is, yeah, we did a lot of incredible shit.

1:20:39

Still can't talk about it.

1:20:40

Unbelievable, man.

1:20:44

Yeah.

1:20:45

Like, I've been able to see.

1:20:48

I can go out and do shit and like you still have the ability to see.

1:20:51

I can't imagine being in like 300 feet of water.

1:20:54

Pitch black.

1:20:56

Pitch black.

1:20:57

If you lose a glove, right, or something goes wrong, how are you going to get

1:21:02

back to the boat?

1:21:04

Like, and you're going to have to get back to the boat and then get back into

1:21:08

American territory without being discovered.

1:21:10

And more importantly, you're going to do this how many times over the course of

1:21:14

your career?

1:21:15

And does the listening device require them to gather the information while they're

1:21:20

at the bottom of the ocean or does it transmit?

1:21:22

I think it transmits.

1:21:23

Oh.

1:21:24

Yeah.

1:21:24

That's much more convenient.

1:21:26

It's not been declassified.

1:21:28

So who knows?

1:21:29

Right.

1:21:29

Who knows?

1:21:30

And they don't talk about it.

1:21:31

Wow.

1:21:32

They don't talk about it.

1:21:33

That's crazy.

1:21:34

I was talking to, Jack and I were talking about it.

1:21:36

And I was like, have you ever heard about this?

1:21:38

And, you know, he's a retired Navy guy.

1:21:40

He's like, no, I've never heard about it.

1:21:41

I'm like, that's my point.

1:21:43

It's an incredible story, man.

1:21:44

Like, these guys are still buttoned up.

1:21:46

Wow.

1:21:48

Not saying a fucking word.

1:21:49

They picked the right guys.

1:21:51

They picked the right guys.

1:21:52

Yeah.

1:21:53

There's guys like that out there.

1:21:54

Yeah.

1:21:54

Yeah.

1:21:54

And they don't have to be famous either.

1:21:56

There's a lot of people out there that just, they're, you know.

1:22:00

They're just doing the mission.

1:22:02

Yeah.

1:22:03

They'd come home, not tell their families.

1:22:05

Yeah.

1:22:06

Their wives would be pissed off.

1:22:07

What are you doing out on the boat with all your friends for months, just

1:22:11

hanging out,

1:22:12

hot racking, you know?

1:22:13

Yeah.

1:22:14

I'm like, I can't say anything.

1:22:15

You have to have the right wife.

1:22:17

Mm-hmm.

1:22:18

If you don't have a woman that can understand that, that becomes a real problem.

1:22:22

Yeah.

1:22:23

I'm sure a lot of them ended up in divorce.

1:22:24

Oh, yeah.

1:22:25

Yeah.

1:22:26

Well, you know, that was part of the Bob Lazar story.

1:22:28

Bob Lazar was the guy that worked at Area 51.

1:22:31

Yeah.

1:22:31

He couldn't tell his wife what he was doing.

1:22:33

And they would call him at like 10 p.m.

1:22:37

There's a flight for you that leaves at 11.15, be at the airport.

1:22:40

And he had to leave.

1:22:41

And he would tell his wife, I got to go to work.

1:22:43

And she's like, it's 11 o'clock at night.

1:22:44

He's like, I have to go to work.

1:22:46

What are you doing?

1:22:47

He's like, I can't talk about it.

1:22:48

Because all his phones were bugged.

1:22:50

Everything was bugged.

1:22:51

Right.

1:22:51

So his wife is like, this motherfucker's cheating on me.

1:22:54

She starts fucking her flight instructor.

1:22:56

And that's one of the reasons why they removed him from his duties.

1:23:01

Because they're like, this guy's going to be unstable.

1:23:04

We have to see how he handles this.

1:23:06

Because he's involved in this top secret back engineering of a flying saucer

1:23:11

program, allegedly.

1:23:12

And we have to, you know, keep an eye on this motherfucker.

1:23:17

Because he can't be mentally unstable and have this kind of responsibility.

1:23:22

Because he couldn't tell her.

1:23:23

Couldn't tell her anything.

1:23:25

You can't tell anybody.

1:23:26

Yeah.

1:23:26

And then eventually he took her to the sites where he could, he explained to

1:23:31

everybody when he thought that his life was in danger.

1:23:33

And then he was getting fired.

1:23:34

When things started getting sideways, like people need to know about this.

1:23:36

He took her out there and he showed her.

1:23:38

But he didn't know that she was fucking some other guy by that time.

1:23:41

That's so unfortunate.

1:23:43

Like, look at, this is what I'm doing.

1:23:46

I wonder if that actually would.

1:23:47

I wonder if she's like, fuck.

1:23:48

I shouldn't have fucked that guy.

1:23:49

I shouldn't have fucked that guy.

1:23:51

Man, I feel bad now.

1:23:52

I shouldn't have fucked that guy.

1:23:54

I used to have to do that because for years, you know, years of my life, I didn't

1:23:59

tell anybody, couldn't tell anybody who I worked for or what I did.

1:24:03

And I didn't have a wife.

1:24:06

So I didn't have a wife or kids.

1:24:07

I'd just not really say anything.

1:24:10

And I'd just dip out.

1:24:11

I kind of dipped out from my family.

1:24:13

My dad was, like, very concerned because he's like, I never hear from that kid.

1:24:17

I don't know what he's doing.

1:24:18

I'm like, eh, just working.

1:24:19

Just busy, man.

1:24:21

But it weighs on you after a while.

1:24:23

You're like, this kind of sucks.

1:24:24

Yeah, not being able to tell people about something you're doing is hard.

1:24:29

Like, you can never show someone part of who you are.

1:24:33

There's always going to be a door that's closed.

1:24:35

It's kind of nuts.

1:24:36

Yeah, it's difficult.

1:24:38

It was like my wife, when we first got together, she's the first girl that, or

1:24:43

first woman.

1:24:44

I shouldn't say girl.

1:24:45

She's the first woman I told.

1:24:46

Because I was like, fuck this place.

1:24:47

I'm out of it anyway.

1:24:48

So if I get rolled up, I get rolled up.

1:24:52

Who cares?

1:24:52

Did she, was she initially like, whoa?

1:24:56

Like, how did she handle it?

1:24:58

Well, so we were.

1:24:59

Did you give her, like, details?

1:25:01

No, no, no.

1:25:03

Because she had met some of my friends, right?

1:25:06

And, you know, the guys from the community are fairly obvious because they look

1:25:11

like you.

1:25:13

And they're jacked, tattooed, you know, a lot of them are, you know, big beards.

1:25:17

It looks like, let's take the Hell's Angels.

1:25:20

Right.

1:25:20

Right.

1:25:20

So, like, I don't work for the State Department.

1:25:22

That's fairly obvious.

1:25:24

Like, State Department, they're going to wear suits and, you know, they're come

1:25:28

out of Harvard

1:25:28

and they use really long words all the time.

1:25:30

They're not, they're not like, they don't look like they're getting ready to

1:25:34

commit a felony.

1:25:35

Like, and, and so she would be around, you know, at our kitchen table or

1:25:39

whatever.

1:25:40

And you'd have all these guys that look like, you know, they're NFL Hell's

1:25:45

Angels.

1:25:46

And I look like this, which, you know, is intimidating nonetheless.

1:25:50

But I could get away with it.

1:25:52

I could sell that.

1:25:53

But they couldn't.

1:25:54

She's like, well, so you work for the State Department, but what is it that you

1:25:57

actually

1:25:58

do?

1:25:59

Right.

1:25:59

And I'm like, you're not a janitor, obviously.

1:26:01

I'm like, ah, you know, we, we, we train assistant advisor or something.

1:26:05

And then after a while, um, you know, getting to know her, you know, six months

1:26:11

or however

1:26:12

long we'd known each other, we were driving down the road and I was like, ah, I

1:26:14

actually

1:26:15

worked for the CIA.

1:26:15

And she's like, I know.

1:26:17

What are you, a fucking idiot?

1:26:19

I'm like, yeah, that's fair.

1:26:21

Yeah.

1:26:21

Like, and, uh, and it's, and it's funny because even now today, right.

1:26:28

It's like a lot of my friends will come by that I haven't seen for years.

1:26:31

And, uh, and she always has the same kind of like eye roll.

1:26:35

It's like, okay, he's going to be up till like two in the morning, like

1:26:39

drinking at the

1:26:40

kitchen table, talking shit about everybody that used to work.

1:26:43

That's right.

1:26:46

It's like, and it's so dramatic, right?

1:26:48

It's like, it's such a sewing circle at times with people and it's all the same.

1:26:52

People are the same regardless of your profession.

1:26:56

It's like, they're always talking shit and that guy's a good dude.

1:27:00

That guy's not.

1:27:01

It's so fascinating to me.

1:27:03

Like, uh, James O'Keefe stuff, like how much they bust people that talk about

1:27:09

things they

1:27:10

should never talk about with people that are just on a date with.

1:27:13

Yeah.

1:27:14

Like not even like your wife of 10 years.

1:27:17

No, no, no, no, no.

1:27:18

No.

1:27:18

Some lady or some guy.

1:27:21

It's a lot of it.

1:27:21

It's chatty gay guys.

1:27:23

Yeah.

1:27:23

Yeah.

1:27:23

A lot of it is gay guys.

1:27:24

Like, I'll tell you how we do it.

1:27:26

And they're on a date with some guy and they're trying to impress them.

1:27:29

And they start telling about what secret covert things they're doing.

1:27:32

That's totally illegal.

1:27:33

And they do it all the time.

1:27:35

Oh, it's got, it happens all the time in DC.

1:27:38

And it doesn't really matter what, what party or wherever you go, you always

1:27:45

have the guy.

1:27:46

And it's so funny because I would go to, you know, whatever party X and

1:27:50

depending on the

1:27:51

venue, it might be like state department and FBI or whomever.

1:27:54

And you can always tell who works for whom.

1:27:57

And it's always like you're, they're always trying to out jockey each other for

1:28:02

who works

1:28:02

for the better government service.

1:28:04

And I used to always tell people I was a, I was a janitor, so they would leave

1:28:08

me alone.

1:28:08

And, uh, I'm a janitor at Northrop Grumman.

1:28:11

I'm like, why are you here?

1:28:12

Like kind of a thing.

1:28:13

I'm like, ah, that's what I do.

1:28:14

It's, you know, it's my passion.

1:28:15

I love them shit, shit stripes and toilets, man.

1:28:18

I got to wipe them out.

1:28:19

And, but then the, the, all the other guys were like jockeying for like FBI or

1:28:25

state

1:28:26

department or wherever they're going.

1:28:27

And then it's always the guys like, I can't tell you who I work for.

1:28:30

And you're like, oh, then you just sit back.

1:28:32

And you're like, let me hear where this guy's going.

1:28:35

This is going to be a fun one.

1:28:36

You know, you're like, holy shit.

1:28:37

Get a couple of drinks at him.

1:28:38

Yeah.

1:28:39

Yeah.

1:28:39

Yeah.

1:28:39

And it's just full of shit.

1:28:41

You're just like, oh, so full of shit.

1:28:43

Well, that's the thing about important people that have achieved a high level

1:28:47

of success.

1:28:47

Everybody wants to pretend they're that.

1:28:49

Yeah.

1:28:49

There's a lot of people that want to pretend they're that person because it's

1:28:55

so hard to

1:28:55

become that person.

1:28:56

But it's, you can convince a lot of people that don't know any better that you

1:29:00

are.

1:29:01

That was a big thing with martial arts.

1:29:03

Big thing with martial arts.

1:29:05

It was in, especially in the eighties.

1:29:07

Well, so in the eighties, when I first started, no one knew anything.

1:29:11

It wasn't like today.

1:29:13

Today, if you get in a street fight, if you're a high school kid and you get in

1:29:17

a street fight

1:29:17

with another high school kid, there's a high likelihood that that kid knows how

1:29:21

to leg kick.

1:29:22

He might know a blast double.

1:29:24

He might know an arm triangle.

1:29:26

You might get fucked up.

1:29:27

Like they might know how to fight.

1:29:28

Back then, no one knew how to fight.

1:29:30

It was very rare.

1:29:31

There was like one kid who knew how to box.

1:29:32

It was always the wrestling team, which were the most dangerous people.

1:29:35

Those guys were the worst.

1:29:36

Those guys, they're the hardest motherfuckers in the school always.

1:29:40

And I didn't even realize that until I started wrestling.

1:29:43

I was like, I'm amongst these fucking elite killers.

1:29:46

And they're just walking around with everybody like they're normal.

1:29:49

And you realize the level of commitment and dedication involved in being an

1:29:53

elite high

1:29:54

school wrestler, just a high school wrestler.

1:29:56

It's fucking off the charts.

1:29:58

These kids were going to camps all through the summer.

1:30:01

They would get sent off to wrestling camp.

1:30:03

They were training year round.

1:30:04

And I just hopped in on my sophomore year.

1:30:06

I did one season of wrestling.

1:30:08

And I was like, this is crazy.

1:30:11

Like the level.

1:30:12

I had no idea.

1:30:13

I was hanging around with these people.

1:30:14

I thought they were normal people.

1:30:16

They're like kids that were like little soldiers, like all of them, thick neck,

1:30:21

little fucking

1:30:22

soldiers.

1:30:22

And you realize like, wow.

1:30:24

I like opened my eyes like, Jesus, there's these people around.

1:30:27

And they were never even considered martial artists until the UFC.

1:30:31

Nobody really understood unless they actually did wrestling, how helpless the

1:30:36

average person

1:30:37

is with an elite wrestler.

1:30:39

You have no chance.

1:30:40

It's not like maybe you'll be able to hit him before he takes it down.

1:30:44

No, no chance.

1:30:45

He's going to shoot on you.

1:30:47

He's going to fucking.

1:30:47

You have no chance.

1:30:49

You have zero chance.

1:30:50

But there was always a bunch of guys who were pretending they were martial arts

1:30:53

experts.

1:30:54

It was, oh, it was a really common thing.

1:30:56

And then you would talk to him like, where do you train?

1:30:58

What do you do?

1:30:59

And it was always some guy who like learned some mystic.

1:31:03

There was one guy.

1:31:05

This guy actually wound up getting arrested for murder and he's in jail right

1:31:09

now.

1:31:10

Yeah.

1:31:10

He had lied to everybody and told them that he was a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black

1:31:14

belt.

1:31:14

And he was even teaching people and he knew almost nothing.

1:31:18

And this is like in the early, early 2000s, I guess, like the late 90s, early

1:31:24

2000s.

1:31:25

And it was just starting to catch on.

1:31:28

Like people were just starting to understand the depth of martial arts because

1:31:32

of the UFC.

1:31:33

But it hadn't really gone mainstream until about 2005.

1:31:35

And this guy was telling everybody he was a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt.

1:31:41

And then Eddie Bravo trained with him.

1:31:42

And Eddie came back to me.

1:31:44

He's like, man, something's wrong.

1:31:45

He was like, this guy is terrible.

1:31:47

He didn't know shit.

1:31:48

And he's like, and I was like, really?

1:31:50

He goes, yeah, I think he's a fake.

1:31:52

I think he's a fraud.

1:31:53

And he wound up confronting this guy.

1:31:56

And then the guy wound up, he was banging some guy's wife and wound up luring

1:32:02

the guy back to his karate school and killing him.

1:32:04

What?

1:32:05

Yeah.

1:32:06

Yeah.

1:32:06

And he went to jail.

1:32:08

And he's in jail right now.

1:32:09

But he had a fake name.

1:32:10

His name was Raphael Torrey.

1:32:12

That was his fake name.

1:32:13

But his real name was like Ralph something or another.

1:32:15

And he's in jail right now for murder.

1:32:19

But that's a super funny character, right?

1:32:21

Not that guy.

1:32:22

But a fake black belt.

1:32:23

But a fake martial artist.

1:32:25

What was that?

1:32:26

There was a movie years ago where it was like One Foot, The Way of One Foot or

1:32:31

something.

1:32:32

Did you ever watch that?

1:32:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:32:33

Yeah, with Danny McFry.

1:32:34

Yeah, that's awesome.

1:32:35

And it was fucking hilarious, man.

1:32:37

And it's like that guy, that character, that strip mall martial artist, it's

1:32:43

just a piece of shit.

1:32:45

Yeah.

1:32:45

It's hilarious.

1:32:45

There's a guy on Instagram that documents all these guys.

1:32:48

It's McDojo Life on Instagram.

1:32:50

It's a fucking great page because it's all people doing bullshit, fake martial

1:32:55

arts, like death touch.

1:32:57

Like people that can like touch your forehead and you go limp and fall to the

1:33:00

ground.

1:33:00

And you get all their students become like brainwashed and they go along with

1:33:05

this whole facade.

1:33:06

It's really weird.

1:33:07

They're in on the charade.

1:33:09

It's very strange.

1:33:11

Super weird.

1:33:11

It's very cultish.

1:33:13

Martial arts are very cultish, especially traditional martial arts.

1:33:17

Like your instructor is always, sir.

1:33:18

You're always bowing to them.

1:33:20

There's always a lot of weirdness inside.

1:33:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:33:23

And like traditional Taekwondo, you always would refer to your instructors as

1:33:28

Mr.

1:33:28

It was Mr.

1:33:29

I hated it.

1:33:30

I was like, just you don't have to do that.

1:33:31

How many years did you do that?

1:33:32

Oh, like hardcore for seven years.

1:33:37

Yeah.

1:33:38

Hardcore.

1:33:39

And then you switched over to jujitsu?

1:33:40

Yeah.

1:33:41

I switched over to jujitsu a few years later.

1:33:42

I stopped fighting when I was 22 and then I was a real, it was like doing

1:33:47

comedy.

1:33:48

I started doing comedy at 21 and I kind of half-assed, still trained and fought

1:33:54

a few times while I was also doing comedy.

1:33:56

But I didn't have the commitment that I had before.

1:33:58

I'd had a series of events that led me out of like wanting to compete.

1:34:04

And one of them was recognizing brain damage, recognizing it in other people,

1:34:09

recognizing it in friends, and then laying in bed with headaches after sparring

1:34:15

sessions going, okay, where does this lead?

1:34:18

And I don't, I'm not even making any money off of this.

1:34:21

And then there was a guy that I hurt really bad in a tournament.

1:34:23

I knocked this one guy out when I was 19 in California.

1:34:27

I was competing in the nationals and I KO'd this guy and he never got up.

1:34:31

They had to take him on a stretcher and he was on a stretcher for half an hour

1:34:34

and then they took him to the hospital and it freaked me out because I was like,

1:34:37

that could have easily been me.

1:34:39

It easily could have been me.

1:34:41

And that one bothered me because I was like, what am I doing?

1:34:44

Like, why am I doing this?

1:34:46

Like, I'm trying to win, you know, the national championships.

1:34:50

I'm trying to be in the Olympics.

1:34:52

I'm trying to do these things.

1:34:53

But I'm like, okay, well, where does that lead me?

1:34:55

To teaching?

1:34:55

Do I really want to, I was already teaching at the time, but I really want to

1:34:58

teach for a living forever.

1:34:59

I'm like, I don't think I do.

1:35:01

There's not, you know, and then recognizing that the martial art that I had

1:35:05

picked, Taekwondo, had a lot of flaws in it.

1:35:09

It was really good for kicking, but it wasn't the best overall martial art.

1:35:15

And when I started kickboxing, I really realized that.

1:35:17

And then I started getting into Muay Thai and I realized the power of leg kicks

1:35:21

and what the devastating impact it has on your mobility and like one or two leg

1:35:24

kicks and you're so compromised.

1:35:26

I was like, oh, this is, there's so many levels to this.

1:35:29

So I was like kind of half-assing martial arts, like the last year.

1:35:34

Not, not nearly as committed.

1:35:36

Like I was all in, all throughout my high school years, all in until I was 21.

1:35:42

And then from 21 to 22, kind of half-assed it.

1:35:45

And then I didn't start doing jujitsu until years later.

1:35:47

So what's going on at like 21, 22 in you?

1:35:51

Like, what are you thinking?

1:35:52

Do you remember what you're thinking?

1:35:53

Like, like I'm going to be an actor.

1:35:55

I'm going to be a comic.

1:35:56

No, no, no, no, no.

1:35:57

What are you thinking?

1:35:58

I didn't think I was going to be a comic until I did an open mic night when I

1:36:02

was 21.

1:36:04

And then even then I was like, this is just something that I think I can do.

1:36:08

But when I would bomb, I'd be like, fuck, I should go back to fighting.

1:36:12

I just get a few.

1:36:13

And then you know what happened?

1:36:14

I tore my ACL.

1:36:15

And when I tore my ACL, I had to have surgery and I couldn't do anything for

1:36:19

like six months.

1:36:19

And then I realized like my body's vulnerable.

1:36:23

Like you're counting on your tissue staying intact in order to like live this

1:36:29

life that you want to live.

1:36:31

So I had to get my knee reconstructed and I was like, all right.

1:36:36

So that was the first knee reconstruction back then?

1:36:40

Yeah.

1:36:40

I was 22, I think, when I blew it out.

1:36:43

21, somewhere around then.

1:36:45

It was like right around the time when I was like thinking about stopping

1:36:48

competing.

1:36:49

It's like my, you know, like the universe was like, let me help you.

1:36:52

Right.

1:36:53

Let me fuck your knee up real quick.

1:36:55

So I had to get that fixed.

1:36:56

And that takes a little while before it gets back to normal again.

1:37:00

But the comedy became a thing where I was like, this is very exciting and

1:37:04

really difficult to do.

1:37:05

And so different than anything else I was doing.

1:37:07

Well, you have to get the people to like you.

1:37:09

Like it's dependent upon like personality.

1:37:11

And whereas with martial arts, I wanted them to not like me.

1:37:15

I loved it.

1:37:15

I didn't have any problem.

1:37:17

Like no one's going to save you.

1:37:19

It doesn't matter if these people hate me.

1:37:21

And if you're looking at me and there's just you and me and a referee, I liked

1:37:25

it.

1:37:25

I liked that this person had like a bunch of, at least one of my favorite

1:37:28

things was like hearing cheers stop.

1:37:30

Like when people are cheering like, get him, fuck yeah, kick his ass, kick his

1:37:34

ass.

1:37:34

Then whomp.

1:37:36

And then the guy would collapse.

1:37:38

Then you hear silence.

1:37:39

You just hear silence.

1:37:42

Especially if you go to where they live.

1:37:45

Like if you had to go to Ohio and fight in Ohio.

1:37:47

I just loved that silence.

1:37:49

It was this final moment.

1:37:51

And my thing was I would always walk away like it was normal.

1:37:54

I would never celebrate.

1:37:56

I would just walk away like that was, I do this every day.

1:37:59

I'm going to do this to the next guy too.

1:38:01

This is what I'm going to do to you.

1:38:02

And I would, I would always take naps too.

1:38:05

That was the other thing I did when everybody was freaking out before fighting,

1:38:07

before sparring.

1:38:08

I would go to sleep in front of everybody.

1:38:10

I just put a hoodie on and just lie down on the ground and go to sleep.

1:38:14

Is that like a, were you trying to fuck with them a little bit?

1:38:18

It was a little bit of fucking with them.

1:38:19

It was a little bit of, I'm so relaxed that I'm going to take a nap here while

1:38:23

you're freaking out.

1:38:24

But it was also, I wanted to do it from my own mind.

1:38:27

I wanted to just like be, I want, I was so in my own head.

1:38:32

I was just, it was, I was so in my own, like what I'm going to do.

1:38:37

I wasn't thinking about all these other external things until that one knockout.

1:38:42

That's when I really started thinking about what could happen to me.

1:38:45

Cause I had gotten really lucky where I never really got hurt in a tournament.

1:38:48

Never, never got dropped, never got knocked out, never got, never got really

1:38:53

rocked.

1:38:54

But I did it to a lot of people.

1:38:55

And then I was like, this is coming around.

1:38:57

Like it's only a matter of time before I get whomped.

1:39:00

It's just, it happens.

1:39:02

It's just going to happen.

1:39:03

I'm going to fight some national champion guy.

1:39:06

And I'm going to zig when I should have zagged.

1:39:08

And I'm going to catch a heel to my fucking jaw.

1:39:10

And that's going to be a wrap.

1:39:12

I'm going to be waking up in the hospital.

1:39:14

That's interesting that you had that thought early on to where you're like, ah.

1:39:19

Well, I started seeing brain damage in other people, specifically when I

1:39:24

started kickboxing.

1:39:25

Cause I was training at boxing gyms and I started seeing guys who were starting

1:39:29

to say, there's like a slurry aspect to the way they talked.

1:39:33

There was a labored thing to their speech.

1:39:36

There was something about them.

1:39:37

And then I would see it degrade over time.

1:39:40

You know, like I really started getting involved in sparring and boxing when I

1:39:45

was about 19.

1:39:47

And that was also around the time where I started losing my enthusiasm for Taekwondo.

1:39:52

Because I just realized the no punching to the face thing in tournaments was so

1:39:55

limited.

1:39:56

It really, it fucked you up because it gave you this illusion that you could

1:40:00

pull things off.

1:40:01

Where all the guy would have to do is jab you in the face.

1:40:04

You're like, oh, okay.

1:40:06

Like at this distance, you can't do the thing that you normally do in a Taekwondo

1:40:09

tournament.

1:40:10

You have to be much more aware defensively.

1:40:13

So I had to recalibrate my offense and my tactics.

1:40:16

And so then I just, I started doing a lot of boxing and a lot of kickboxing.

1:40:21

And I saw so much brain damage.

1:40:24

I saw so much like unreported brain damage.

1:40:27

Just weird stuff.

1:40:28

Guys would tell you the same story.

1:40:29

They just told you like five minutes ago.

1:40:32

They tell it to you again.

1:40:33

Cause, and I was realizing, oh, these guys can't remember.

1:40:36

They just said this thing five minutes ago.

1:40:38

It was like they were stoned, you know, and they weren't, you know, they were

1:40:42

just starting to exhibit the beginning signs of brain damage.

1:40:48

So when you're, when you're making those decisions early on, like you're

1:40:54

controlling, like being able to control your emotions.

1:40:58

So your anxiety and being able to like put yourself into the right mental

1:41:02

framework to go out and perform.

1:41:05

So regardless, so you're competing in Taekwondo, you're going out, you're

1:41:10

actually performing like open mics.

1:41:13

Is that what you're doing at the time?

1:41:14

Or are you just like stepping in?

1:41:14

Yeah, when I was 21.

1:41:15

Once I was 21, I started doing open mics.

1:41:17

Yeah.

1:41:17

And so being able to control your emotions.

1:41:20

Cause you gotta be freaking out a little bit.

1:41:22

Yeah.

1:41:22

Well, the first time, the first time I went on stage, I was more scared than I

1:41:25

had ever been fighting, which I thought was crazy.

1:41:28

So I started fighting before I could really be scared.

1:41:31

I started fighting when I was 15.

1:41:32

It was like the first fights that I had.

1:41:34

So you were scared, but you didn't, you were so stupid.

1:41:37

You didn't know what could happen to you.

1:41:40

And I was really lucky that I had a really good school.

1:41:43

The school that I trained at was super technical.

1:41:45

That was, uh, the guy who I trained under this guy, Jae Hun Kim, he trained

1:41:51

with, uh, General Chae Young Yee, who was like the founder of Taekwondo.

1:41:56

And so it was like, the technique was perfect.

1:42:01

Like you had to have perfect technique.

1:42:03

Like if you did anything sloppy or anything like kind of, they would correct

1:42:08

you, like you had to have it down.

1:42:10

And they emphasize a lot of heavy bag training, which a lot of schools didn't

1:42:14

even have a heavy bag, which I thought was crazy.

1:42:17

Like we would go and do these, um, these things where we'd have, uh, our team

1:42:22

would go and train with another team.

1:42:24

Like we would travel to New York and there was like another, an instructor that

1:42:28

was friends with our instructor.

1:42:30

And they would bring the competition teams to compete against each other and we'd

1:42:33

fight in a gym.

1:42:34

So it was like these unsanctioned fights that you would have.

1:42:37

And, you know, you'd find people that were roughly your weight.

1:42:39

And these guys didn't have heavy bags and that you'd go to their gym.

1:42:43

They have like a, you know, strip mall type gym.

1:42:44

And there was in their dojang, they didn't have a heavy bag.

1:42:48

I was like, this is crazy.

1:42:49

You guys don't train with heavy bags.

1:42:50

And I didn't make any sense to me.

1:42:53

They had kicking paddles and a bunch of different things, but they didn't have

1:42:56

anything that would improve thrusting techniques.

1:42:59

And stabbing techniques, which is like, you need resistance.

1:43:01

You need a heavy bag.

1:43:03

And so our instructor was adamant about like, if you can't hurt somebody badly

1:43:09

with one kick, you're, you're doing the wrong thing.

1:43:12

You, you, these techniques were originally designed for war.

1:43:16

Right.

1:43:17

And you're, you're supposed to be able to have devastating power in everything

1:43:20

you throw.

1:43:21

That got lost a little when Taekwondo got into the Olympics or when it was on

1:43:25

the path to getting into the Olympics.

1:43:27

And it became more of like point scoring.

1:43:30

They would try to hit you and run away, hit you and run away.

1:43:33

And it was a lot of like fast moving techniques that didn't have the same sort

1:43:37

of devastating impact.

1:43:39

So where I got real lucky in where I trained is that they really emphasize

1:43:43

power.

1:43:44

And so the school that I was at was very feared because a lot of the other

1:43:48

black belts were like, the guys that I trained with were fucking really

1:43:51

dangerous.

1:43:52

Like they were, they were known for when they would go to a tournament, people

1:43:57

would get scared because if these guys hit you, you're in trouble.

1:44:01

Like these were dangerous cats, you know, that were like just wheel kicking

1:44:05

people into another dimension, turning side, kicking people and crushing rib

1:44:10

cages.

1:44:11

It was a lot of that.

1:44:12

And so I got real lucky that that's the gym that I started in, that I started

1:44:16

with like, you know, you imitate your atmosphere.

1:44:19

I was the first guy that I ever saw hit a bag was this guy, John Lee.

1:44:23

And when I saw him, he was the national Taekwondo light heavyweight champion.

1:44:27

And he was competing.

1:44:29

He was training to compete in the world games.

1:44:30

So he was about to go to, I guess it was the world cup.

1:44:33

And he was in full training mode.

1:44:36

Like the moment I walked into the gym and I watched him fold this heavy bag.

1:44:40

And as I was going up the stairs, I could hear the sound of it.

1:44:43

This is, I was just visiting this gym.

1:44:45

I was leaving a baseball game at Fenway Park.

1:44:48

And me and my friend just walked up the stairs just because we didn't want to

1:44:51

wait for the tea.

1:44:52

It took so long for so many people leaving the baseball game.

1:44:55

There's going to be big lines.

1:44:56

It was going to be packed.

1:44:56

So let's just walk up here and see what's going on.

1:44:58

And as we were walking up the stairs, I heard this sound that I'll never forget.

1:45:02

It was like, whomp, ka-ching, whomp, ka-ching.

1:45:08

And the ka-ching was the chains of the heavy bag because this 120-pound bag was

1:45:14

flying through the air when this guy would hit it.

1:45:17

And the chains were going, ka-ching, and rattling.

1:45:20

And then it would come down.

1:45:21

He would set it up again.

1:45:22

And he was 7, 10 feet from me.

1:45:26

Like, there was this, like, little ledge where you could sit and watch people.

1:45:28

And they had set it up like that.

1:45:30

So the heavy bag was set up right where people would walk in because it was a

1:45:33

great recruitment tool.

1:45:35

Right, right.

1:45:35

Because you would really get to see what people are capable of.

1:45:38

And the moment I saw that, I was like, I want to know how to do that.

1:45:42

Like, how do you do that?

1:45:44

Like, he was doing spinning back kicks over and over again, turning side kicks.

1:45:47

And just folding this fucking bag and that.

1:45:50

But, like, that's crazy that a person could generate.

1:45:53

I didn't think a person could generate that kind of force.

1:45:56

And I trained with him a lot.

1:45:59

And I learned from him a lot.

1:46:00

He taught me a lot.

1:46:01

And he was an interesting guy, too, because he was, like, a real street guy.

1:46:04

Like, he'd been in and out of jail.

1:46:07

He wound up having a substance problem.

1:46:09

But he was this funny dude from Chelsea, which was, like, a real hard,

1:46:14

dangerous neighborhood in Boston.

1:46:16

And just a fucking killer, man.

1:46:19

A killer.

1:46:20

Just a killer.

1:46:22

And when he would compete, people would get so nervous.

1:46:26

It was crazy to watch.

1:46:27

Because I started training with him and going to tournaments with him when I

1:46:31

was a white belt.

1:46:32

So I was a white belt, and he was a black belt national champion.

1:46:35

And when John Lee would show up, you'd see people whispering, like, fuck, John

1:46:37

Lee's here.

1:46:38

You would see guys take these deep breaths.

1:46:41

Because they knew he was in their weight class.

1:46:43

Like, fuck.

1:46:44

Fuck.

1:46:45

Because they knew this guy wasn't trying to win on points.

1:46:48

He was trying to break your body.

1:46:51

He was trying to just crush your organs.

1:46:53

He was trying to separate your fucking brain from the inside of its skull.

1:46:58

He was trying to hurt you.

1:46:59

And he did it to a lot of people.

1:47:01

I watched him knock out a lot of people.

1:47:03

A lot of people.

1:47:05

It was wild to see.

1:47:07

So, like, you know.

1:47:09

But to me, it was just, like, this new thing that was going to change who I am.

1:47:15

You know?

1:47:16

I went for the first time in my life, I felt like I wasn't a loser.

1:47:20

Because I was, like, really good at this thing that was scary.

1:47:23

You know?

1:47:24

And I just threw myself into it.

1:47:25

It was my whole life.

1:47:26

I didn't do anything.

1:47:28

I didn't party.

1:47:28

I didn't go to...

1:47:30

I didn't...

1:47:30

I had very few friends outside of high school.

1:47:33

You know?

1:47:33

I was...

1:47:34

It was...

1:47:34

My whole thing was just training.

1:47:35

I'd get home from school, get something to eat, immediately leave, hop on the

1:47:40

train,

1:47:40

head into town every day.

1:47:42

That was, like, 15?

1:47:43

Yeah.

1:47:43

Yeah.

1:47:44

Yeah, from, like, the summer of my freshman year of high school.

1:47:47

That's when I first started.

1:47:49

Right?

1:47:50

Right, like, when I graduated from high school in my freshman year, I started

1:47:55

training.

1:47:56

And it was nuts.

1:47:58

It was just, like, this complete new life.

1:48:00

It was so weird.

1:48:02

And then competing.

1:48:03

Like, traveling around competing.

1:48:05

First, it's, like, a white belt, then a blue belt.

1:48:07

Then wicker my way up, purple belt.

1:48:09

And then all of a sudden, in Taekwondo, red belt is brown belt.

1:48:13

Right.

1:48:13

And then black belt.

1:48:15

And then my instructor was crazy.

1:48:17

He would let me compete as a black belt before I was a black belt.

1:48:20

He let me compete in the men's division when I was 16.

1:48:23

Yeah, it was nuts.

1:48:25

Holy shit.

1:48:25

Yeah.

1:48:27

It was just, they...

1:48:29

If they thought you had potential, they'd just throw you right into the flames.

1:48:32

Like, let's see.

1:48:33

Let's see what you could do.

1:48:34

So, the confidence that it gives you, right?

1:48:37

It's, like, finding something that you're good at.

1:48:40

Yeah, it was, like, all of a sudden...

1:48:42

Well, all of a sudden, I got obsessed with something where I'd never had really

1:48:45

worked hard at anything in my life.

1:48:47

And then I had abs.

1:48:48

I was like, this is crazy.

1:48:50

Like, I look at myself in the mirror.

1:48:51

I had abs.

1:48:52

All of a sudden, I had muscles everywhere.

1:48:54

I was like, this is nuts.

1:48:55

Because you're going through puberty.

1:48:56

Right.

1:48:56

So, you're this doughy little fucking kid.

1:48:59

This scrawny, doughy little kid that never did any sports other than baseball.

1:49:02

And then, all of a sudden, I'm shredded.

1:49:04

And I know how to fuck people up.

1:49:06

And then I was doing it to, like, live humans all over the country.

1:49:10

Like, traveling everywhere.

1:49:12

We traveled.

1:49:12

That's all we did.

1:49:13

We just traveled.

1:49:14

So, how does that go from...

1:49:16

How do you go from there, though?

1:49:17

Like, why or how did you go, I'm going to go do stand-up?

1:49:22

Like, what was the...

1:49:23

What was that?

1:49:24

It was really my friends.

1:49:26

Really?

1:49:26

Yeah, my friend Steve Graham, who I'm still friends with to this day, who was a

1:49:30

real maniac.

1:49:31

He was on the U.S. ski team.

1:49:32

He was a flight pilot with the Navy.

1:49:37

Or, not a flight pilot, a flight surgeon with the Navy.

1:49:41

He was an ophthalmologist.

1:49:42

Like, insanely hardworking guy.

1:49:44

Like, unbelievably disciplined.

1:49:46

And he got into Taekwondo while he was a doctor.

1:49:52

You know, while he was an ophthalmologist.

1:49:53

He's a maniac to this day.

1:49:54

This dude's had, like...

1:49:56

He's still a good friend.

1:49:56

He's had, like, 70 fucking surgeries.

1:49:58

He's had his knees replaced.

1:50:00

Still trained.

1:50:00

Still spars.

1:50:01

Still trained.

1:50:01

Yeah.

1:50:01

Yeah, he's, like, in his 60s now.

1:50:03

He's a fucking nut.

1:50:04

And so he's like, hey, you're funny.

1:50:05

You should go do this?

1:50:06

We would go to tournaments.

1:50:08

And when we would go to tournaments, or when we'd have sparring days in

1:50:11

particular, everybody

1:50:12

was super nervous.

1:50:13

It was very dangerous.

1:50:15

And so I would be the one who would break the ice.

1:50:19

I would be the one who would make fun of everybody and do impressions of

1:50:23

everybody.

1:50:24

And I always was cracking everybody up.

1:50:27

And it was a captive audience.

1:50:28

Right, right.

1:50:29

And everyone was looking for, like, relief.

1:50:31

From the fact that there was this tent.

1:50:33

Like, we would be on a bus headed to, like, Poughkeepsie, New York, to go

1:50:36

compete in a tournament.

1:50:37

And I would be the one on the bus, like, making fun of everything.

1:50:39

Just cracking everybody up.

1:50:41

And my friend Steve said, you should be a stand-up.

1:50:44

You should try it.

1:50:44

You should just try it.

1:50:45

And I'd be like, look, you think I'm funny because you like me.

1:50:49

Right, right.

1:50:49

Other people are going to think I'm an asshole.

1:50:51

Like, my sense of humor was very dark.

1:50:53

It was very crazy back then because I was living a crazy life.

1:50:58

And then I did an open mic night.

1:51:01

And then I said, I think I might be able to do this.

1:51:03

Did you bomb, like, straight away?

1:51:05

Oh, yeah.

1:51:05

No, I didn't do well.

1:51:07

I got a couple of laughs.

1:51:08

Like, ha, ha, ha.

1:51:09

It wasn't good.

1:51:10

Right.

1:51:11

But everybody sucked.

1:51:11

Do you remember any of the jokes that you rolled out with?

1:51:15

Here's my impression of a good-looking girl getting pulled over by the cops.

1:51:18

Do you realize how fast you were going?

1:51:19

No, do you like my tits?

1:51:21

Yes, I do.

1:51:22

Here's a warning.

1:51:23

It was terrible.

1:51:24

It was so bad.

1:51:25

It was so bad.

1:51:27

I had so many bad jokes.

1:51:28

But I also realized, like, everybody sucks in the beginning.

1:51:33

And then I thought back to martial arts.

1:51:34

I'd go, oh, this is like everything.

1:51:36

Right.

1:51:36

Like, if you start off, you suck.

1:51:39

Like, everything and the whole thing is, like, getting better at this thing you

1:51:43

suck at.

1:51:43

Which is, like, I had this guy, Tommy Woods, Dr. Tommy Woods.

1:51:48

We were talking about new things, about the value in terms of, like, people

1:51:52

that acquire dementia.

1:51:53

And one of the best ways to, like, to keep your brain fresh is do new things.

1:51:58

Do things that you're not good at and learn how to do them and get better at.

1:52:01

And I think I had sort of just applied what I had learned from martial arts.

1:52:05

Because, obviously, I wasn't good at martial arts when I started.

1:52:07

I was terrible.

1:52:08

Everybody's terrible.

1:52:09

You don't know what you're doing.

1:52:10

And then you realize, like, oh, through repetitive effort, concentration, focus,

1:52:15

discipline, you're going to get better.

1:52:17

It's a path.

1:52:18

And so I was like, oh, this is a new thing.

1:52:20

But it's also a new thing filled with other misfits.

1:52:23

Because I was a misfit, right?

1:52:25

Right, right.

1:52:26

And it's like, oh, well, these comedians are misfits, too.

1:52:28

They didn't have regular rules.

1:52:29

They always wanted to smoke pot and drink beer.

1:52:32

And, you know, they stayed up late and they slept late.

1:52:34

And they were just maniacs.

1:52:35

I was like, okay, I can hang out with these people.

1:52:38

Like, regular people that wanted a regular job scared the shit out of me.

1:52:43

Because I don't want to get sucked into your drone-like frequency.

1:52:46

I can't live.

1:52:48

I tried regular jobs.

1:52:49

Like, this is not going to work for me.

1:52:51

I'm too ADD, HD, whatever the fuck it is.

1:52:54

Whatever it is, I got it.

1:52:55

I'm like, I can't do this.

1:52:56

But those people were misfits.

1:52:59

There were these weird, and occasionally professionals would go up.

1:53:03

And you'd realize, like, wow.

1:53:04

This guy's a master.

1:53:06

Like, the mastery he has of, like, concepts and jokes and tricking you into

1:53:11

thinking one thing.

1:53:12

And then he hits you with another thing.

1:53:13

I'm like, God, and the smoothness of it all.

1:53:16

It just became an obsession.

1:53:17

Do you remember the guy that, like, you looked at?

1:53:20

There was this one guy, Teddy Bergeron.

1:53:21

There was this guy who had been on The Tonight Show.

1:53:24

And he, unfortunately, developed a substance problem, which a lot of people do.

1:53:29

And I think some of it is just the pressure of stand-up and the pressure of

1:53:33

fame and the pressure of constantly performing.

1:53:36

And then it's just also, like, just living that dirtbag life where you're just,

1:53:40

like, you can do whatever you want.

1:53:42

It doesn't matter.

1:53:42

Do coke.

1:53:43

You know?

1:53:43

And they're just doing coke.

1:53:44

And, like, there was clubs that would pay you in coke.

1:53:47

What?

1:53:47

Yeah, they would.

1:53:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:53:49

Nick's Comedy Stop would offer you cocaine or cash in the 1980s.

1:53:54

Yeah.

1:53:54

I can see that.

1:53:56

I can see how this thing becomes super addicting.

1:54:01

And this is, like, your dirtbag life.

1:54:03

It's that same parallel we were talking about where it's, like, this becomes

1:54:07

the rock that you're climbing every day because this is the audience that you

1:54:11

have to entertain.

1:54:12

It becomes about getting better, honing a craft, like, and ultimately

1:54:16

succeeding with the crowd right in front of you.

1:54:19

And they're giving you the feedback.

1:54:20

Like, that's very similar.

1:54:22

Like, you're either getting higher on the rock or you're falling off.

1:54:25

And the falling off was important because the bombings would really teach you

1:54:30

you didn't want that.

1:54:32

So what was it about the bomb?

1:54:34

Like, what did you, how did you bomb?

1:54:35

What did you do wrong?

1:54:36

Right.

1:54:37

What went wrong?

1:54:37

What's wrong with your material?

1:54:38

What's wrong?

1:54:39

Like, are you being lazy in the way you're setting things out?

1:54:41

Like, what are you doing wrong?

1:54:42

And then figuring it out because that pain of bombing was so, like, sometimes

1:54:47

it's bad to do well a bunch of times.

1:54:49

Because you need to get relaxed.

1:54:51

Like, you can't be relaxed.

1:54:52

Like, you have to, like, constantly grinding at it.

1:54:55

You have to constantly be taking that fucking thing apart and trying to figure

1:54:59

out how to make it better.

1:55:01

The guys like Andy Kaufman, right, that would go out and they had a whole shtick.

1:55:05

And nobody understood what the fuck they were doing.

1:55:07

That's a different thing.

1:55:08

But it's wild.

1:55:09

It's a different thing.

1:55:10

It is wild.

1:55:12

Because it's almost an intentional, you're bombing intentionally, but it's

1:55:17

funny.

1:55:18

You've got to, like, stretch it out a little bit to understand what's going on.

1:55:22

And it's a different individual psychology.

1:55:25

It's a different thing.

1:55:26

He's doing a different thing.

1:55:28

My criticism of that, and I don't really have a criticism, maybe that's the

1:55:31

wrong word.

1:55:31

Because I think Kaufman was brilliant.

1:55:33

He was brilliant on Taxi.

1:55:35

He was an interesting character.

1:55:36

The shtick he did with pro wrestling was just bananas.

1:55:39

Bananas.

1:55:39

It was wrestling women.

1:55:40

It was wild.

1:55:41

Fucking mania.

1:55:42

It was so wild.

1:55:43

It was great.

1:55:43

Yeah.

1:55:43

It was so great.

1:55:44

But he never was a great comic.

1:55:47

Right?

1:55:48

Like, see, if Shane Gillis decided to go that path and just bomb on purpose,

1:55:54

that would be almost more interesting.

1:55:57

Right.

1:55:57

Like, here's a guy who knows how to kill.

1:56:01

He's a real comic.

1:56:03

One of the funniest guys ever.

1:56:05

Yeah.

1:56:05

And then he starts saying, playing the theme to Mighty Mouse and just repeating,

1:56:09

here I come to save the day.

1:56:12

Like, this is what Andy Kaufman did.

1:56:13

He would have a record player and just play the Mighty Mouse theme song and

1:56:17

just repeat, here I come to save the day.

1:56:19

And everybody was like, well, what the fuck is going on?

1:56:21

Like, it was like this weird mind fuck that he was doing with everybody.

1:56:24

But he never did the other thing.

1:56:27

Right, right.

1:56:27

He never, like, really entertained and killed.

1:56:30

Like, all the evidence of Andy Kaufman is of him doing this weird stuff.

1:56:34

Which, again, it's not really a criticism.

1:56:36

Right.

1:56:37

But he was doing a different thing.

1:56:38

He was an odd guy who saw this thing and he was like, I think I can get in

1:56:43

there and do something completely disruptive.

1:56:46

Right.

1:56:47

I can see that.

1:56:48

Like, it's very distinctly different.

1:56:50

Nothing wrong with it.

1:56:52

I loved it.

1:56:52

I loved it, especially the wrestling stuff.

1:56:54

But it's not my favorite.

1:56:56

Like, if someone told me Andy Kaufman's performing in this room over here, but

1:57:00

Dave Attell is in that room over there.

1:57:03

I'm going to see Dave Attell.

1:57:04

I want to go see the master.

1:57:05

You're going to laugh.

1:57:06

Yeah.

1:57:06

I'm going to laugh and I'm going to see a guy at the top of his craft that's

1:57:10

doing this hypnosis on everybody.

1:57:13

And you just leave there.

1:57:15

Your size hurt and you're dying.

1:57:16

You don't leave there going, what the fuck was that?

1:57:19

Like, but he wanted people to leave there and go, what the fuck was that?

1:57:22

Yeah.

1:57:22

That was the magic of Andy Kaufman.

1:57:24

But it's just not my, you know, I don't like jazz.

1:57:27

You know, I don't want to go see jazz.

1:57:29

It's hard to like.

1:57:30

It's kind of cool background music, but I'm not leaving the house to go see

1:57:35

jazz.

1:57:35

But I know people who fucking love it.

1:57:37

So if you think back to Taxi, I was thinking about this the other day with

1:57:42

Danny DeVito.

1:57:43

And Taxi, like that guy's still going.

1:57:45

I know.

1:57:46

It's incredible, man.

1:57:47

I know.

1:57:47

Like I was in a, just like a snippet of Taxi came up and I was like, holy shit.

1:57:52

How old is Danny DeVito?

1:57:53

He's 150,000 years old.

1:57:55

He's like.

1:57:55

Tony Danza's long since retired.

1:57:57

Holy shit.

1:57:58

Yeah.

1:57:59

Like that guy just keeps going and he looked old in Taxi.

1:58:01

Is Judd Hurst still alive?

1:58:03

I don't know.

1:58:05

That's a good question.

1:58:06

I don't know.

1:58:07

That was a great show.

1:58:08

It was a great show.

1:58:09

That was a great show.

1:58:11

He's 90.

1:58:12

He's 90?

1:58:12

Yeah.

1:58:13

Is Mary, Mary Lou Henner was Taxi too, right?

1:58:15

Wasn't she on Taxi?

1:58:16

Yep.

1:58:18

Mary Lou Henner, you know, she has that crazy mind thing where she remembers

1:58:22

everything.

1:58:23

Seriously?

1:58:23

Everything.

1:58:24

You can give her a date and she could tell you like 1973, you know, February 2nd.

1:58:31

She'll tell you what day it was.

1:58:32

She can tell you what happened on that day.

1:58:35

She can tell you news things.

1:58:38

She can tell you what she was doing that day.

1:58:40

She has like, not just a photographic memory, but a complete recall of all

1:58:45

events and dates.

1:58:47

I forget what the term is.

1:58:48

Superior autobiographical memory ability.

1:58:51

Oh my gosh.

1:58:52

I can remember almost every day of her life since she was 11.

1:58:54

Isn't that nuts?

1:58:55

That's amazing.

1:58:57

And she's got to be 70 years old, right?

1:58:59

73, I think is why.

1:58:59

73?

1:59:00

Yeah.

1:59:01

She remembers everything.

1:59:01

The funny thing is, is DeVito's still funny.

1:59:05

Yeah.

1:59:06

Like, he's still funny.

1:59:07

Like, I mean, like the way that he lands jokes.

1:59:11

I mean, Always Sunny.

1:59:12

Oh, yeah.

1:59:13

How many seasons is that?

1:59:14

Like 20 now?

1:59:15

I don't know.

1:59:16

But I mean, it's still.

1:59:17

How many fucking things has he done?

1:59:19

I don't know.

1:59:20

Taxi to always.

1:59:22

Taxi was when I was a boy.

1:59:23

Yeah.

1:59:23

To Always Sunny.

1:59:25

That was the thing my dad used to watch.

1:59:27

Yeah.

1:59:27

And like, my dad seems old.

1:59:29

My dad's 80 years old, right?

1:59:30

My dad used to watch that.

1:59:31

How old's Danny DeVito?

1:59:33

81.

1:59:34

81.

1:59:35

Still banging it out.

1:59:37

Still fucking killing it, man.

1:59:38

Still funny.

1:59:38

Yeah.

1:59:39

I mean, how old's, I'm not trying to equate Ron White to Danny, but I'm saying

1:59:43

like, how

1:59:43

old's Ron?

1:59:43

Because he's still killing it.

1:59:44

70?

1:59:45

Yeah.

1:59:46

70?

1:59:46

70?

1:59:47

Yeah.

1:59:47

Like, I was watching him the other night, and you know, he flew back from where

1:59:52

he was,

1:59:52

and he just like, came in and stood up there and did a set.

1:59:55

Like, he just kind of like, walked in.

1:59:57

Yeah.

1:59:57

It felt like he was just like, oh, I'm here.

1:59:59

I'm just going to stop in and do this.

2:00:01

And then he fucking killed seamlessly.

2:00:04

Just, it was perfect.

2:00:07

He's as good as, he's better, I think, than he's ever been right now.

2:00:10

I've never, like, watching somebody that's great, and then watching somebody

2:00:15

that's in

2:00:16

another dimension, like him specifically, because he's perfect.

2:00:21

Like, it's just, it's absolutely perfect.

2:00:23

Because it comes off, it's unforced.

2:00:25

It's a conversation.

2:00:26

Like, he's just having a conversation with the crowd.

2:00:28

Yeah.

2:00:28

Like, it's so incredible to watch somebody that can be perfect in their

2:00:34

delivery, but

2:00:36

then be completely unassuming in the way that they're delivering it.

2:00:40

Yeah.

2:00:41

Like, it's just a natural conversation, like I had it.

2:00:44

Casual.

2:00:44

Yeah.

2:00:44

It's completely casual.

2:00:46

Casual killing.

2:00:46

You don't even feel like you're in, like you're watching a stand-up comedian.

2:00:51

You feel like you're watching somebody talk, and you know that it's coming.

2:00:56

You think that it's coming, and he still fucking delivers it with just a level

2:01:01

of exceptionalism.

2:01:02

You're like, fuck, man.

2:01:02

Like, the guy's incredible.

2:01:04

I think it's one of those things where you keep working at it, you just keep

2:01:07

getting better.

2:01:08

And also, he stopped drinking.

2:01:09

So he stopped drinking a couple of years ago, and that changed everything.

2:01:13

He lost a ton of weight, got way more focused.

2:01:16

But, you know, he had been going hard for decades.

2:01:20

And his doctor had to pull him aside and go, hey, man, you're going to die.

2:01:25

Are all those guys still, all the blue-collar comedy tour guys, are they still

2:01:31

all doing it?

2:01:32

Foxworthy still does stand-up.

2:01:34

I think he did stand-up recently with Ron.

2:01:36

But I don't think he tours a lot.

2:01:38

I don't know about Larry the Cable Guy.

2:01:40

I don't hear about him anymore.

2:01:42

I don't hear about the other guy, Bill Engvall.

2:01:44

You don't hear much about him anymore.

2:01:46

I think out of all of them, Ron is the guy who's still.

2:01:49

But out of all of them, it was like Jeff Foxworthy was a great comic.

2:01:52

And then, you know, I think, in my opinion, Ron was the best.

2:01:56

Ron's just a master.

2:01:58

But also, Ron, he loves it, man.

2:02:01

Like, he was there last night.

2:02:03

He performs all the time.

2:02:05

He's always down.

2:02:07

He always, like, I always get text messages from him when I have shows.

2:02:11

He wants to come and do a set.

2:02:12

It's like he lives for it, man.

2:02:14

He's constantly writing.

2:02:15

He's constantly working on it.

2:02:17

Like, that's his thing, man.

2:02:18

He enjoys the shit out of it.

2:02:20

Still tours.

2:02:21

Still does the road.

2:02:22

Does better than ever.

2:02:23

Sells out everywhere.

2:02:24

And you're getting the best show out of Ron that you've ever gotten out of him.

2:02:27

Right.

2:02:28

He's better now, I think, than he's ever been.

2:02:30

I really believe that.

2:02:31

And it's crazy that at 70, he's still getting better.

2:02:35

His material just keeps getting better.

2:02:37

And it's always working at it.

2:02:39

It's always working at it, you know?

2:02:40

Yeah, that whole thing about L.A. or whatever he did, it sounded like he pulled

2:02:46

that out of his ass on stage.

2:02:49

He was just telling a story about being on a flight.

2:02:51

And you're like, holy shit, he's just telling me a story.

2:02:53

He was in the back room of the comedy store one night.

2:02:56

There's a back bar, and we were hanging out, and we were drinking.

2:03:00

This was back in Ron's drinking days.

2:03:01

And we're having a couple glasses of whiskey.

2:03:04

And then Ron starts telling the story about how when he was stationed in Hawaii,

2:03:09

he goes,

2:03:10

there's this place you can go, and, you know, there's a bunch of hookers.

2:03:14

You can get your dick sucked for like 20 bucks, man.

2:03:16

I was there every fucking day.

2:03:17

And he goes, and then all these years later, I was watching the news story,

2:03:22

and all these transvestite hookers were getting rounded up in the very area

2:03:29

where I used to go every day.

2:03:32

And I realized, oh, my God, I got my dick sucked about 100 times by men.

2:03:37

And he was telling this fucking hilarious bit.

2:03:41

It wasn't a bit.

2:03:42

He was just telling us this story.

2:03:43

We were dying.

2:03:44

I go, have you ever said this on stage?

2:03:45

He goes, no.

2:03:47

Fuck no.

2:03:47

I go, you should tell that on stage.

2:03:49

I go, Ron, that's hilarious.

2:03:51

I go, we were dying laughing.

2:03:53

I mean, it was like it was a bit, but it was just him telling a story.

2:03:56

Just no intention of ever saying.

2:04:00

We're in the back room.

2:04:01

He goes from the back room onto the stage in the OR, the original room.

2:04:06

He walks down the hallway.

2:04:08

I go with him.

2:04:09

He goes on stage.

2:04:10

He goes, I'm going to tell you a story about how I got my dick sucked about 100

2:04:14

times by men.

2:04:17

He just goes into the story.

2:04:19

It fucking murders.

2:04:22

Murders.

2:04:23

Like it had been a polished bit that he had been working on for years.

2:04:28

It was just a story.

2:04:29

But Ron is a great storyteller, like a natural storyteller.

2:04:34

Like if he's not trying to be funny, he's funny.

2:04:37

Yeah.

2:04:37

He doesn't have to like think about it.

2:04:40

It's like it's a, he's just got this personality, man.

2:04:43

He just, he's just cool.

2:04:45

Yeah.

2:04:45

He's like that, that iconic Western, almost a Western storyteller.

2:04:50

Like the guy that you would expect sitting at the campfire, a hunting camp,

2:04:54

that's the old, you know, guide that's been around the 100 years.

2:05:00

Like he's killed thousands of animals.

2:05:02

He's packed shit out.

2:05:04

And then he's got these stories that you can't hope but listen to.

2:05:08

Yeah.

2:05:08

And that's what he reminds me of.

2:05:10

I'm like, man, this guy is so fucking perfect.

2:05:14

And every time I see him, I'm like, holy shit.

2:05:16

That's, that's the guy.

2:05:17

That's the guy.

2:05:18

He's an old master.

2:05:19

You know, it's, there's not a lot of humans like that guy.

2:05:24

He's the main reason why I was interested in moving to Austin.

2:05:29

He was the first reason because I knew Ron had already lived here.

2:05:32

Ron was already moved here.

2:05:33

Ron moved here in 2018.

2:05:35

Okay.

2:05:36

And so he just got tired of it.

2:05:38

He kept a place in Beverly Hills and we'd come visit us at the comedy store

2:05:41

sometimes.

2:05:42

But I was talking to him on the phone.

2:05:43

He's like, man, I fucking love it here.

2:05:45

He goes, there's no Hollywood bullshit.

2:05:47

He goes, if I want to fly somewhere to work, I'm in the center of the country.

2:05:51

It's easy to get anywhere.

2:05:52

People are nice.

2:05:53

Food's great.

2:05:54

And he goes, you're just not around.

2:05:56

And I kept thinking, man, can I live in Austin?

2:05:59

Like I always liked Austin and on it was out here.

2:06:02

So when I would come out here for work every now and then, and I'd always come

2:06:05

out here

2:06:06

and love doing standup here.

2:06:07

I was like, like that planted the first seed.

2:06:09

And then when the pandemic hit, Ron was already here.

2:06:13

And when I came out here to look at houses and stuff in, this is in May of 2020.

2:06:19

So this is only a couple months into the lockdown, but I had already had enough.

2:06:23

I was like, I'm getting the fuck out of here.

2:06:25

Like I knew these cocksuckers in LA were never going to give up the kind of

2:06:29

control and power

2:06:30

that they had over people's lives.

2:06:31

They get off on it.

2:06:32

Those fucking weirdos.

2:06:34

And so I was like, well, at least Ron will be there.

2:06:37

Like I'll hang out with Ron.

2:06:38

Like even if I never do standup again, at least Ron will be here.

2:06:41

And then, you know, Ron was also the guy who convinced me that I have to open

2:06:45

up a club.

2:06:46

I had had a thought in my head and I was thinking about doing it.

2:06:49

We talked about doing it.

2:06:50

And then Ron went on stage for the first time in like six months.

2:06:53

It was in November of 2020.

2:06:55

And then he grabs me by my shoulders when he got off stage because he fucking

2:06:59

murdered.

2:07:00

First of all, when he went on stage, they went crazy.

2:07:03

And there's a giant standing ovation because there was no indoor shows anywhere

2:07:07

else near there.

2:07:08

It was like we were doing it at the Vulcan.

2:07:10

They had some shows they were doing at Cap City before Cap City went under,

2:07:14

but they were like separating everybody by like 20 feet or some stupid shit.

2:07:18

Like as if the virus can't go through the air.

2:07:20

It was dumb, right?

2:07:21

Everything was dumb.

2:07:21

But the Vulcan was just like unhinged.

2:07:24

It was packed.

2:07:25

I was like, this is so crazy.

2:07:26

This is such a super spreader party.

2:07:28

And Ron went on stage and he had gone over his notes and material and wasn't

2:07:33

even sure.

2:07:34

He was thinking he was retired.

2:07:35

He was talking about retiring.

2:07:37

I think I'm retired.

2:07:38

Did this one set and then he grabs me by the shoulders.

2:07:41

He goes, whatever the fuck we have to do, we're going to keep doing this.

2:07:45

He goes, you got to open up that club.

2:07:47

I'm like, okay, we're going to open up the club.

2:07:49

And then we started looking for locations like right afterwards.

2:07:52

So like Ron was a key force.

2:07:55

He's the godfather of the Austin comedy movement.

2:07:58

Like where this became like this big hub.

2:08:01

It started with Ron, 100%.

2:08:03

Because I know if he was here, if he was here, at least I'd have my friend.

2:08:08

I could go hang out.

2:08:09

Right, right.

2:08:10

Because like even if I couldn't do stand up again, just I need someone who's

2:08:13

just a renegade.

2:08:15

I need a dude I can hang out with.

2:08:17

That's just, that's a real comic that we're going to have fun.

2:08:19

We could just talk shit and laugh.

2:08:22

Well, who would you hang out with when you were in LA?

2:08:24

Him.

2:08:24

Him?

2:08:25

Him when he was there until 2018, always.

2:08:27

But of course, Joey Diaz.

2:08:28

And you know, when the pandemic hit, Joey moved to New Jersey.

2:08:31

He's like, fuck this place.

2:08:32

And he was on the same things as me.

2:08:35

Fuck these people.

2:08:36

This is, and he always wanted to go back home to New Jersey, which was, you

2:08:39

know, where he's from.

2:08:40

And then Duncan moved to North Carolina.

2:08:44

Like everybody moved out.

2:08:46

But it was like Duncan.

2:08:47

I hung out with Duncan, Segura, Ari, Bert.

2:08:51

All those people that were, you know, the mainstays at the comedy store.

2:08:55

It was just, there was an amazing crew.

2:08:57

Tony Hinchcliffe, of course.

2:08:58

Yeah.

2:08:58

And Tony was one of the first guys to move out here, too, with me.

2:09:01

And then Segura moved out here.

2:09:03

And then everybody moved out here.

2:09:04

Just like this wave started.

2:09:06

Is there anybody that you're, like, that you started with, like, back in the

2:09:09

day?

2:09:09

Like, because you were, what, Boston?

2:09:11

Mm-hmm.

2:09:12

Like, was there anybody that you started with that you're still, like?

2:09:14

Yeah, Fitzsimmons.

2:09:15

Greg Fitzsimmons.

2:09:16

We're real tight.

2:09:16

Greg Fitzsimmons started one week.

2:09:19

I think I started a week after him or before him.

2:09:23

Something like that.

2:09:24

But we're separated by one week.

2:09:25

Oh, seriously?

2:09:26

Yeah.

2:09:27

We did open mics together.

2:09:28

We traveled around together.

2:09:29

We did road.

2:09:30

We would drive 90 minutes to do five minutes for free.

2:09:32

Yeah, we would drive to Rhode Island to do stand-up for free.

2:09:36

We traveled all over New England.

2:09:39

We did road gigs together.

2:09:40

Yeah.

2:09:41

We came up together.

2:09:42

We had so much fun.

2:09:44

We just went, we had no money, no career, no even thought of one day having a

2:09:48

career.

2:09:49

The goal was, I want to be able to make a living doing comedy.

2:09:54

Mm-hmm.

2:09:54

Because we knew that there was guys in town that were headliners that could,

2:09:57

you know, grind

2:09:59

out 100 grand, 50 grand, whatever it is, a year, only doing comedy.

2:10:03

They didn't have to do anything else.

2:10:04

I was like, that's the dream.

2:10:06

Imagine if you could pay your bills with comedy.

2:10:08

Right.

2:10:09

The idea of a career was like, no, we never even talked about it.

2:10:13

Because everybody in Boston stayed in Boston.

2:10:16

Nobody left.

2:10:17

And other than like Stephen Wright and Jay Leno, there was like a few people

2:10:21

that had kind of

2:10:22

air quotes made it, you know, during that time period and left Boston.

2:10:26

The goal in Boston was just to be a good comic.

2:10:29

It was a real interesting thing because it was a real artist colony in the most

2:10:35

unpretentious

2:10:36

of ways because these guys were all coke, snorting, whiskey drinking,

2:10:41

psychopaths.

2:10:42

And a lot of them were big guys, like these big fucking football player looking

2:10:45

dudes who

2:10:46

were just animals.

2:10:47

And they were just wild men, you know, and they had this life that was so envious

2:10:54

to me.

2:10:55

I was like, God, to be so free where all you have to do is just tell jokes.

2:10:59

You don't have to ever show up at the fucking, the newspaper depot to deliver

2:11:04

newspapers or

2:11:05

drive.

2:11:05

I was driving limos and doing construction gigs.

2:11:08

I didn't have to do any of that.

2:11:08

You could just do comedy.

2:11:10

And that was me and Greg.

2:11:12

We would just drive around just thinking like one day, imagine being able to

2:11:16

make a living

2:11:17

doing this.

2:11:17

That was the only goal.

2:11:19

And then we both wind up event.

2:11:23

He moved to New York for a bit and I lived in New York for a while.

2:11:26

And then I moved to LA and then he eventually moved to LA as well.

2:11:29

And now he's still there.

2:11:31

He's still back in LA.

2:11:33

Gosh, I can't imagine, man, like living there and staying there even

2:11:38

professionally.

2:11:40

Did you see what they just did to the guys that won the Super Bowl?

2:11:43

Do you see the jock tax?

2:11:45

Yeah.

2:11:45

Jamie, you see the jock tax?

2:11:47

Yeah, it's not a new thing, though.

2:11:48

I understand.

2:11:49

It's not?

2:11:50

I understand, but it's specific to California.

2:11:54

And this jock tax in California, some of the players lost money playing in the

2:12:02

Super Bowl.

2:12:03

That's not true.

2:12:03

They had a payment.

2:12:04

Oh, no, no, it is true.

2:12:05

I don't think so.

2:12:06

No, no, it is true.

2:12:07

I went through AI last night.

2:12:09

I don't...

2:12:10

No, it was in...

2:12:11

They pulled it up on Grok and people analyzed it.

2:12:14

And it's based...

2:12:15

No, no, Jamie.

2:12:15

It's based...

2:12:16

Jamie.

2:12:17

It's based on the seven days that they had to be there.

2:12:20

So you have to pay a fee based on the seven days dependent upon what your

2:12:25

salary is.

2:12:26

They played a game there in January, though, too.

2:12:28

Okay.

2:12:31

It should be this year.

2:12:31

Okay, whatever.

2:12:33

Well, the Super Bowl, specifically, these guys...

2:12:37

Jamie's so funny.

2:12:38

I know, but this is one of those things that's not real.

2:12:40

What do you mean it's not real?

2:12:41

I told you it was run through AI last night.

2:12:44

He made $178,000 for the Super Bowl.

2:12:48

He had to pay $249,000 in tax.

2:12:50

I'm pretty sure those are the numbers.

2:12:54

And it's based on the fact that he was there for seven days.

2:12:57

So it's a percentage of your income over the course of a year.

2:13:00

So if he makes $2 million a year and he's there for seven days, this is how

2:13:04

much money you have to pay.

2:13:05

Gotcha.

2:13:06

And so the Super Bowl pay is not...

2:13:09

It's like on top of your normal salary.

2:13:12

Right.

2:13:12

Right?

2:13:12

So it actually cost him money to play in the Super Bowl.

2:13:15

So he made $178,000.

2:13:18

But because he's there for seven days, he had to pay $200 and something

2:13:22

thousand dollars.

2:13:23

Did you watch it?

2:13:24

No.

2:13:25

No.

2:13:25

I was going to watch it just for Bad Bunny, just because everybody was so

2:13:28

pissed off.

2:13:29

I thought it was hilarious that this guy's like, what do you fucking care?

2:13:33

It's like this weird culture war that this guy is singing.

2:13:37

And objectively, people that saw it said it was a great show.

2:13:40

I don't know.

2:13:41

I'll take their word for it.

2:13:43

Like somebody was telling me the other day, they're like, oh, are you going to

2:13:46

watch the Super Bowl?

2:13:47

I'm like, what?

2:13:47

Super Bowl?

2:13:48

Oh, yeah.

2:13:49

Yeah.

2:13:49

That's sports.

2:13:50

Gotcha.

2:13:51

Yeah.

2:13:52

Yeah.

2:13:52

I was halfway through it or whatever.

2:13:55

I'm like, I have no idea what's going on, man.

2:13:56

I got other shit.

2:13:58

If it's your team, I get it.

2:14:00

Yeah, yeah.

2:14:00

It was the Patriots.

2:14:01

I could root for the Patriots.

2:14:03

But it's like, I'm busy.

2:14:05

If it's on, like at the airport or something, I'll watch it.

2:14:11

But I'm not going out of my way.

2:14:12

I'm not going to be like, hey, let's go watch football.

2:14:14

If Aaron Rodgers was playing, I'd watch it.

2:14:16

Maybe I'd even go if Aaron was playing.

2:14:18

But it's like, it's so hard to go from combat sports to regular sports for me.

2:14:24

Oh, God.

2:14:25

It's so hard.

2:14:26

It's so hard.

2:14:27

The UFC last Saturday was fucking spectacular.

2:14:30

Oh, my God.

2:14:30

And it was a small one in the Apex Center.

2:14:33

And there were some incredible fights.

2:14:36

It was so good.

2:14:37

It's like, that to me is like, I don't have a lot of time for entertainment.

2:14:42

That fills it all up.

2:14:43

Yeah, that fight, like, I mean, Saturday was, like, incredible.

2:14:47

Yeah.

2:14:48

That was incredible.

2:14:49

Yeah.

2:14:49

The Mario Bautista performance was fucking insane.

2:14:53

He's so good.

2:14:54

That guy just keeps getting better.

2:14:56

He looks like a world champion.

2:14:57

And it's like, you watch combat sports and the consequences are so grave.

2:15:03

What they're doing, the dedication, this moment.

2:15:06

You train for months and months for this one moment when this referee is like,

2:15:11

fighter one, you ready?

2:15:12

Fighter two, you ready?

2:15:12

Let's go.

2:15:13

And it's, whoo, here we go.

2:15:15

That, to me, is the most exciting thing in all sports.

2:15:18

And it'll never stop being that to me.

2:15:20

I love it.

2:15:21

So, football's fun.

2:15:22

I like it.

2:15:23

I've been to some UT games.

2:15:24

UT games are fucking great.

2:15:26

They're fun.

2:15:27

Well, this is, like, the state, right?

2:15:29

Yeah.

2:15:30

I mean, this is, like, this is not only, like, the state pastime, but people

2:15:33

are, like, grown

2:15:34

up.

2:15:34

Mm-hmm.

2:15:35

They're completely modeled to go play Texas football.

2:15:39

Yeah.

2:15:39

I mean, this is, like, the icon of Texas sports.

2:15:42

Yeah.

2:15:42

And it's just the enthusiasm for the crowd is nuts.

2:15:46

I got to shoot the cannon once.

2:15:47

I went out there to let me shoot the cannon off.

2:15:49

Yeah.

2:15:49

What?

2:15:50

That's pretty cool.

2:15:52

It's fun.

2:15:54

Being on the field and seeing these guys warm up and get ready and then

2:15:57

watching the game.

2:15:58

Nighttime games are the best.

2:15:59

They're nuts, man.

2:16:00

And then, of course, they do the jet flyover, which is, like, America!

2:16:05

You're flying over fighter jets over a football game.

2:16:08

Like, why?

2:16:09

That doesn't happen anywhere else.

2:16:11

They don't do that anywhere else.

2:16:12

They never do that for a fight, fly fighter jets over.

2:16:15

That'd be cool, though.

2:16:16

It would be.

2:16:16

It should start.

2:16:17

Like, maybe Daniel will get it.

2:16:18

Yeah.

2:16:19

Maybe they could do it at the Sphere and have, like, the roof of the Sphere,

2:16:22

like, show

2:16:23

the jets as they pass over.

2:16:24

Maybe they'll do it at the White House, UFC.

2:16:26

They probably will.

2:16:28

I would imagine.

2:16:28

Well, they're probably going to have air presence.

2:16:30

I mean, how dangerous is that card going to be?

2:16:33

Oh, my gosh.

2:16:33

In terms of, like, if you wanted to have some sort of a disruptive event, that's

2:16:38

the spot.

2:16:39

At the White House and you're having cage fights.

2:16:41

And I'm not even convinced that it's going to happen because with all the crazy

2:16:45

shit going

2:16:46

on in the world, who knows what happens between now and June when this is

2:16:50

supposed to pop

2:16:50

off.

2:16:51

Like, who knows?

2:16:52

Who knows what goes down between now?

2:16:55

Who knows what fucking happens with all this Epstein file shit?

2:16:58

It just keeps getting crazier and crazier and crazier and deeper and deeper.

2:17:02

And so, Ro Khanna and Massey just released the names of these guys that had

2:17:08

been redacted

2:17:10

from the list.

2:17:11

And one of them is Lex Wexner.

2:17:13

What is his last name?

2:17:15

Les.

2:17:15

Les Wexner, right?

2:17:17

Who's the CEO of Victoria's Secrets.

2:17:21

Is he the CEO or the owner?

2:17:23

Former CEO.

2:17:24

Both.

2:17:24

Former owner, CEO of Victoria's Secrets.

2:17:27

He's being named as a co-conspirator now.

2:17:31

Yes.

2:17:32

Yeah.

2:17:32

So, he's being named along with Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein.

2:17:37

He, because, you know, he runs this modeling, Victoria's Secrets, Hot Girls,

2:17:42

the whole deal.

2:17:43

Somehow or another, he's involved in this.

2:17:45

And they had redacted his name up until now, right?

2:17:49

Are you sure?

2:17:49

That, I, well, two things.

2:17:52

I don't think anybody, his existence as a co-conspirator is new information.

2:17:58

But it's confirmed now, right?

2:18:00

It was, people I think are up in arms is that it wasn't supposed to be blocked

2:18:03

out from the

2:18:04

file.

2:18:04

Exactly.

2:18:05

He's not a victim.

2:18:06

Right.

2:18:07

He's not a victim.

2:18:07

So, why was his name redacted?

2:18:09

Right, right.

2:18:09

And so, they got it unredacted.

2:18:11

And now, he's being named.

2:18:12

I think he's the funder of most of it is what it seems to be.

2:18:15

What?

2:18:15

Right.

2:18:16

So, people knew that there was something going on.

2:18:18

But he had gifted Jeffrey Epstein this insane house in Manhattan.

2:18:23

So, this is like a $60 million house in Manhattan.

2:18:28

You know the house where you go into it and you see Bill Clinton in a dress?

2:18:31

You know that picture that we have out in the lobby?

2:18:34

That's from the foyer of his house.

2:18:36

Right.

2:18:37

That Jeffrey Epstein was gifted by Les Wexner.

2:18:41

By the way, Whitney Webb posted on her Twitter about Les Wexner being a sex

2:18:50

trafficker, a child

2:18:53

sex trafficker in 2020.

2:18:55

See if you can find that.

2:18:58

Like, that crazy chick is right about everything.

2:19:03

The one lady who was kidnapped, or she was claimed she was kidnapped, was in

2:19:07

his house in New

2:19:08

Albany, where I was in Columbus.

2:19:09

She claimed she was being held there for, I don't know, two weeks or something,

2:19:15

like doing

2:19:15

art.

2:19:15

She called her dad to try to get out of there or something like that.

2:19:19

Oh, Jesus.

2:19:19

Yeah.

2:19:20

And that's like, his involvement is in like brand new information.

2:19:23

This was in Columbus, Ohio?

2:19:24

Well, New Albany is where all the, like that's where his house is.

2:19:27

The giant, the biggest house in Ohio, I think.

2:19:30

It's a suburb of Columbus.

2:19:31

It'd be like Westlake to Boston.

2:19:33

Right, right, right.

2:19:34

People think he's still there.

2:19:38

That's where Epstein's living, but that's not accurate.

2:19:40

Well, the people that think he's alive, I think they think he's in Israel, don't

2:19:44

they?

2:19:44

Well, there's some definitely, I think they're AI photos.

2:19:47

They might not be.

2:19:48

Oh, I saw that.

2:19:49

Yeah.

2:19:50

That people think he's been seen or spotted around town.

2:19:52

Wouldn't you think he'd get some surgery?

2:19:54

You would think that he would have to.

2:19:56

Yeah.

2:19:57

Like, he's probably one of the most recognizable faces in the world at this

2:20:01

point.

2:20:01

Yeah.

2:20:01

Like, after so much airtime.

2:20:03

You'd have to get some surgery.

2:20:04

If you wanted to still, I mean, how would you keep that?

2:20:08

This is the tweet.

2:20:09

Your reminder that Leslie Wexner financed the mass rape and trafficking of

2:20:15

thousands of

2:20:16

American children for over a decade, and right now he is sitting in a 26K

2:20:21

square foot mansion

2:20:23

in New Albany, Ohio, thinking that he is above the law.

2:20:26

She tweeted this in April 28th of 2020.

2:20:31

How crazy is that?

2:20:33

Holy shit.

2:20:34

She's, like, the most prolific of all the conspiracy theories, the most well-read,

2:20:42

the one with

2:20:43

the most recall, the one that's the most quoted.

2:20:45

I don't know how she's so good at it.

2:20:48

We're trying to get her on.

2:20:48

I don't know how she's so good and what her background is, how she finds all

2:20:54

this information,

2:20:55

but she's always way ahead of all this stuff.

2:20:58

Yeah.

2:20:59

I mean, 2020.

2:21:00

That's crazy.

2:21:01

That's fucking way ahead of everybody.

2:21:02

Crazy.

2:21:03

Yeah.

2:21:04

Bro.

2:21:05

But these files, just what's come out so far, and the fact that they redacted

2:21:12

men, these,

2:21:14

like, powerful billionaire guys, their names were redacted.

2:21:18

Like, there's one of them where he's talking about pandemic planning.

2:21:24

What?

2:21:25

Where Jeffrey Epstein is talking about pandemic planning to someone named Bill,

2:21:29

whose name

2:21:31

is redacted.

2:21:32

It's like, why are you redacting the guy's name that you're talking about

2:21:37

planning for

2:21:38

a pandemic, like what to do in response to a pandemic?

2:21:42

Why is his name retracted?

2:21:44

Or redacted, rather?

2:21:46

When are they supposed to testify?

2:21:49

When are the Clintons supposed to testify?

2:21:50

What'd you say?

2:21:51

They're going to, two weeks?

2:21:53

Yeah, I think it's the last two days.

2:21:54

Do you say the aliens are coming in the next two weeks?

2:21:56

I think they're going to land.

2:21:58

I think that's going to ramp up.

2:22:00

Something's going to happen.

2:22:00

Just before that testifying.

2:22:02

Yeah, it'll be, we bomb Iran, aliens show up, maybe at the same time.

2:22:07

Yeah.

2:22:09

Fuck, man.

2:22:11

Outside of this, because this, I mean, obviously this conspiracy, it's not a

2:22:14

theory anymore,

2:22:15

right?

2:22:15

Because they're connecting the networks.

2:22:17

They're, like, exposing a lot of this.

2:22:21

Like, when you look at your total conspiracy catalog of things that you like to

2:22:26

dive into,

2:22:26

outside of aliens, because everybody knows that, what are your other ones that

2:22:29

you like?

2:22:30

Well, aliens is the most fun one.

2:22:31

Yeah.

2:22:32

This is the one that I hate the most.

2:22:33

Yeah.

2:22:34

Because this one scares the shit out of me.

2:22:35

Because the fear of, you know, we talked about this yesterday with Roger Avery,

2:22:39

the fear

2:22:41

of these, like, literally demonic human beings that are running the world and

2:22:45

don't give

2:22:46

a fuck about human lives and enjoy watching people being tortured.

2:22:51

Enjoy watching people killed, participating in ritual sacrifice of people.

2:22:56

And they do it in order to show that you're a part of a team.

2:23:00

And you're, we know that that has always historically been a real thing.

2:23:04

And it's been something that you look at in history, you go, God, it's so sick.

2:23:09

It's so twisted.

2:23:10

It's so disgusting.

2:23:10

And everybody wants to think, thank God that's not happening now.

2:23:14

But then when you realize, like, that might have been happening now.

2:23:17

Here's one of the craziest ones.

2:23:20

The day he was indicted in 2018, the very next day, they ordered, he ordered

2:23:28

330 gallons

2:23:30

of sulfuric acid.

2:23:32

What?

2:23:35

Yes.

2:23:36

He ordered six 55-gallon drums of sulfuric acid to be delivered to the island.

2:23:44

And so there was a lot of people online saying, oh, that was probably for his

2:23:47

desalination

2:23:48

plant.

2:23:48

It's probably like a regular thing they need to order.

2:23:50

So then someone else did a deep dive and said, no, this is the first time this

2:23:54

was ever

2:23:54

ordered.

2:23:55

I checked that again.

2:23:55

I saw there was two other ones.

2:23:56

Oh, there was two other orders?

2:23:57

Yeah, 2017 and 2015.

2:23:58

Oh, so that guy was wrong.

2:24:00

It could have been the first one from that company, potentially.

2:24:02

So maybe it was for this desalination equipment, but also that's a lot of

2:24:12

sulfuric acid.

2:24:14

You know, if I needed five gallons for my desalination equipment, but 239

2:24:20

gallons or whatever it is

2:24:22

is to burn kids.

2:24:23

Yeah.

2:24:25

To fucking get rid of bodies.

2:24:27

Well, it's kind of hard to think of any other use for acid, just in general.

2:24:33

Right.

2:24:34

Immediately, you think.

2:24:35

Yeah.

2:24:36

The other orders, were they that large?

2:24:38

Let me check.

2:24:40

Because here's the other thing.

2:24:41

I mean, how long has it been killing people?

2:24:43

How long have they been boiling bodies to get rid of them?

2:24:46

I mean, if you do have, for lack of better words, let's call it a service,

2:24:53

where you allow

2:24:55

rich people from foreign governments or whatever, you set it up.

2:24:59

I can give you whatever you want.

2:25:01

Right.

2:25:01

Like, what I want to do is I want to kill a hooker.

2:25:03

Like, I want to kill her.

2:25:05

I want to torture her.

2:25:06

And I want to, you know, get rid of the body.

2:25:09

Like, I want to do that.

2:25:10

Like, can you do that?

2:25:11

There was one where this one guy is saying to him, thank you for the torture

2:25:16

video.

2:25:17

It's literally a part of an email.

2:25:20

The actual quote, thank you for the torture, like, enjoyed the torture video.

2:25:25

It's so gross.

2:25:27

And they think they've identified that guy.

2:25:30

And what do they think?

2:25:33

He's a sultan?

2:25:34

I was trying to find that right now.

2:25:35

I think because Massey said he got the, he looked that one up, I believe.

2:25:40

Because it's weird, they're letting them into the files one by one for, like,

2:25:44

an hour at a time.

2:25:45

What?

2:25:45

Yeah, bro.

2:25:47

Like, the congress people can go look at specific, there's millions of files.

2:25:50

You've got to tell them which file you want specifically to look at.

2:25:52

It's crazy.

2:25:53

The whole thing is crazy because, like, why, why have you protected people?

2:25:58

So we now, Sultan Ahmed bin Suleyman, Suleyem, sent the torture video to Epstein.

2:26:06

This is in 2009.

2:26:10

Um, so Epstein was saying that.

2:26:13

Where are you?

2:26:14

Are you okay?

2:26:15

I love the torture video.

2:26:18

Jeez.

2:26:18

I am in China.

2:26:20

I'll be in the U.S. second week of May.

2:26:22

What the fuck, man?

2:26:24

And why is his name redacted?

2:26:26

Why would your name be redacted if you're not a victim?

2:26:30

Like, this is what's crazy about all this.

2:26:32

Like, how come you redact some people and you don't redact other people?

2:26:36

Like, what is this?

2:26:38

This is not good.

2:26:39

None of this is good for this administration.

2:26:40

It looks fucking terrible.

2:26:42

It looks terrible.

2:26:44

It looks terrible for Trump when he was saying that none of this was real.

2:26:49

This is all a hoax.

2:26:50

This is not a hoax.

2:26:51

Like, did you not know?

2:26:53

Maybe he didn't know if you want to be charitable.

2:26:55

But this is definitely not a hoax.

2:26:56

And if you've got redacted people's names and these people aren't victims, you're

2:27:01

not protecting the victims.

2:27:02

So what are you doing?

2:27:03

Right.

2:27:03

And how come all this shit is not released?

2:27:06

You would think that all of it would just, like, get rid of all of it.

2:27:10

Just expel it all.

2:27:11

It's crazy.

2:27:12

So this is the conspiracy that drives me the most crazy because I don't like it.

2:27:17

I saw Julian Dory talk about this yesterday on his podcast.

2:27:20

I just saw a clip going around.

2:27:21

American billionaire Tom Pritzker had an email to him that says-

2:27:27

You mean Julian Dorsey?

2:27:28

Dorsey, yeah.

2:27:29

Sorry, sorry.

2:27:29

Oh, okay.

2:27:31

I'm in a remote valley of Afghanistan.

2:27:33

It's my birthday wish with boys with toys.

2:27:36

Spent time with Petraeus yesterday, and he loaned me a chopper.

2:27:41

Actually, two with one as a backup.

2:27:44

Can't call till tomorrow.

2:27:46

Yeah, but boys with toys could mean, like, military guys with weapons.

2:27:51

That's what I assumed.

2:27:53

That's not what the video asked.

2:27:54

They thought they were talking about little boys because they were in

2:27:56

Afghanistan.

2:27:56

But the birthday wish is an interesting part.

2:28:01

It's my birthday wish.

2:28:02

In a remote valley.

2:28:03

In a remote valley in Afghanistan.

2:28:05

And he's telling Epstein about it.

2:28:06

But it also loaned me a chopper.

2:28:08

Well, actually, this is, yeah, this is two Epsteins.

2:28:11

Right.

2:28:12

But the thing is, like, the loaned me a chopper, my birthday wish, his birthday

2:28:17

wish might have

2:28:17

been to, like, gun down villagers.

2:28:19

I know.

2:28:20

That's what I thought they were talking about.

2:28:21

Not go play with little kids.

2:28:23

Yeah.

2:28:23

I thought you just want to go kill people and they want to do it.

2:28:25

I mean, I bet that.

2:28:26

Look, he loaned me a chopper.

2:28:28

Doesn't sound like I came in there to fuck kids.

2:28:30

It's like my birthday wish sounds like I'm here to fuck people up.

2:28:33

Right.

2:28:34

Like, or I'm just out here to tour Afghanistan, which, I mean, I don't know why

2:28:39

anybody would

2:28:40

want to tour Afghanistan, but it seems like.

2:28:42

Well, the only reason why I would be interested in going to Afghanistan is the

2:28:46

stuff that Jason

2:28:46

Everman told me about, like, when he showed me all those ancient Greek ruins,

2:28:51

which is

2:28:51

nuts, where archaeologists have no access to them.

2:28:54

Right.

2:28:54

That stuff's crazy.

2:28:56

No, it's incredible.

2:28:57

All from Alexander the Great.

2:29:00

Like, there's immense ruins in Afghanistan of cities.

2:29:05

They had Greek cities, like, beautiful columns and incredible construction in

2:29:11

Afghanistan that

2:29:13

are like, how old?

2:29:14

When was Alexander the Great?

2:29:15

When was that?

2:29:16

The 1400s?

2:29:18

What was that?

2:29:19

Thousand plus, right?

2:29:20

So, like, I mean.

2:29:22

What year was it?

2:29:23

What year was Alexander the Great?

2:29:25

I believe it was actually, what, 300?

2:29:29

I don't know, Jamie.

2:29:30

300 A.D.?

2:29:31

300 B.C.

2:29:32

300 B.C.

2:29:33

Wow.

2:29:34

I was only 600 years off.

2:29:35

Wow.

2:29:36

I was way off.

2:29:37

300 B.C., and they're building these immense, beautiful Roman cities.

2:29:45

Greek Roman cities.

2:29:47

Like, it looks like you're either in Rome or you're in ancient Greece.

2:29:51

Like, incredible architecture.

2:29:53

Well, I think up until the Soviets invaded, I mean, Afghanistan was kind of

2:29:59

like the crown

2:30:00

jewel, right?

2:30:00

They referred to it as the Beirut of Central Asia, because it was, you had a

2:30:06

very eclectic

2:30:07

group of people, and Kabul was known as, like, this beautiful city.

2:30:11

And obviously, post-occupation, the Soviets had killed, you know, hundreds of

2:30:16

thousands of

2:30:17

people.

2:30:17

And then, you know, with the buildup and the devastation of not only military

2:30:21

occupation,

2:30:22

the Soviets, and then us coming in, you know, soon after, obviously, with, when

2:30:28

the Mulas

2:30:28

took charge, it basically went completely to the other side, or the extreme of

2:30:33

the Taliban.

2:30:34

And then us coming in, they've had nothing but decades of war.

2:30:37

It's completely eviscerated any semblance of intellectualism.

2:30:43

There's no, like, infrastructure of technology or advancement.

2:30:47

Like, the universities were essentially demolished.

2:30:49

So everything was ruined.

2:30:51

So you're talking about, I mean, at least several hundreds, hundreds of years

2:30:58

of advancement that

2:31:00

just were eliminated in three decades.

2:31:04

And just a complete collapse of society.

2:31:05

Yeah.

2:31:06

Yeah.

2:31:06

I mean, you would, I would spend a lot of time just trying to understand the

2:31:13

place, right?

2:31:14

And you would have, you leave an airfield where we have the most advanced

2:31:19

technology in the

2:31:21

world, right?

2:31:22

Like, we're, you know, launching helicopters and jets and any and all pieces of

2:31:26

technology

2:31:26

you could imagine.

2:31:28

And you would drive, you know, into these valleys or, you know, from one place

2:31:34

to another, and

2:31:35

you would have horse-drawn carriages of, you know, two mules, and they're

2:31:41

carrying something

2:31:43

in the background.

2:31:44

And it's like, you have the same cars are on the road with a Toyota Corolla,

2:31:49

and you have

2:31:50

a mule pulling an old Toyota Corolla or something, right?

2:31:53

So you'd have an entire society of, like, basically Amish, Amish-level people.

2:32:00

And then, you know, Americans right next door in an air base are launching the

2:32:04

most advanced

2:32:05

technology and warfighting capability in the world.

2:32:08

And so you'd see everything from point A to point B.

2:32:12

You would encounter a huge percentage of people are illiterate, like no

2:32:19

schooling, no advancement

2:32:20

for girls, you know, that children were seen more as like a beast of burden.

2:32:28

And a lot of places, they would actually value their sheep more than they would

2:32:33

value their

2:32:34

children.

2:32:34

So they would be looking for reparations or, you know, to get paid for quite

2:32:40

possibly the

2:32:41

sheep that you destroyed on Target.

2:32:43

But their kids, not really.

2:32:45

So you had a really clear picture to what civilization was like 500 years

2:32:54

before that, or a thousand

2:32:57

years at certain times.

2:32:59

And you'd see it too, right?

2:33:00

Because you'd have Buddhist architecture, Greek architecture, and then you'd

2:33:04

have the standard

2:33:08

kind of Taliban infrastructure, you'd have the Soviet architecture from their

2:33:13

invasion, you'd

2:33:14

have all these different layers of military occupation.

2:33:16

You could see them all within two weeks.

2:33:19

Wow.

2:33:20

I was up in this place called the Panjir, and the line of the Panjir was this

2:33:27

General Masud.

2:33:29

And he was killed actually on September 10th, before September 11th.

2:33:34

So he's part of the actual September 11th plot.

2:33:37

He was killed by a suicide bomber as they were trying to do a documentary.

2:33:40

And they brought in a camera packed full of explosives and killed him the day

2:33:45

before, which

2:33:46

ultimately was part of the September 11th attacks.

2:33:51

Because they knew that Masud was the connection to the U.S. invasion, or the U.S.

2:33:58

invasion

2:33:59

would be involving Masud.

2:34:00

And the Panjir is this beautiful, like it's incredible river valley.

2:34:06

And it's also part of where the Soviets would just get their asses handed to

2:34:10

them, because

2:34:11

we had the Majadine was being funded by the CIA at the time, obviously back

2:34:17

during the Soviet

2:34:19

invasion.

2:34:20

And they would ambush the Soviets on these windy mountain roads next to this

2:34:24

river, and

2:34:25

they would cut them off, basically on the front and the back of the convoy, and

2:34:28

then destroy

2:34:29

the entire convoy in between.

2:34:30

And they would just shove all the shit that was destroyed in the river.

2:34:35

So the river would have rapids, and not all the rapids were made from like

2:34:40

rocks and natural

2:34:41

occurring rapids.

2:34:44

They were made by like T-52s and Russian tanks and all this war material that

2:34:50

was pushed into

2:34:51

the river by the Panjiris.

2:34:54

And I went up to his grave.

2:34:58

And he's a really incredible guy when you like read about him and like all of

2:35:02

his like combat

2:35:04

accomplishments against the Soviets.

2:35:06

But the Panjiris Valley is like such a beautiful place.

2:35:10

And we used to joke around about how, gosh, we'd love to come back here and

2:35:14

like go skiing or like

2:35:15

recreate in Panjiris Valley because it looks like Colorado or someplace

2:35:19

incredible and beautiful.

2:35:21

And at the same time, you're in Afghanistan, so you're surrounded by just the

2:35:27

chaos and the

2:35:28

devastation of war with this one tiny little piece, this like little sliver in

2:35:33

the middle

2:35:33

of nowhere that's absolutely beautiful.

2:35:35

And some of the rapids are made by T-52s.

2:35:37

And as a whitewater guy, I was like, man, I'd like to kayak this.

2:35:43

That'd be cool.

2:35:44

If you were a person who's a wealthy person, that your desire was to go gun

2:35:49

people down,

2:35:50

like there are people that will provide you with that service.

2:35:53

Like there was a thing with the Soviets or not the Soviets, with the Russians,

2:35:57

where they're

2:35:58

allowing people to kill pirates.

2:36:00

Yeah.

2:36:00

Like you would pay a bunch of money and they'd take you to where the pirates

2:36:05

are and you go

2:36:06

out on a ship and with a 50 cal, just fucking blow up pirate boats.

2:36:09

Yeah, I'd heard about that.

2:36:11

I'd heard about there were places that you could go as, you know, a combat

2:36:16

tourist, basically.

2:36:17

Has to be.

2:36:18

Yeah.

2:36:18

There has to be places like that.

2:36:19

It's all going to be like Russian or Somalian or a connection between the two,

2:36:24

right?

2:36:25

So you'd have these like rogue elements and places where there isn't an

2:36:28

organized government.

2:36:29

There's essentially just chaos and anarchy.

2:36:31

Which is Afghanistan.

2:36:33

Correct.

2:36:33

Yeah.

2:36:34

Yeah.

2:36:34

So someone from the Western side was providing that service to someone and

2:36:39

letting them borrow

2:36:41

a chopper.

2:36:42

Well, that was Petraeus.

2:36:43

So they were saying like Petraeus was the commanding general at the time, which

2:36:47

I would

2:36:47

find it.

2:36:48

It's kind of hard to believe.

2:36:50

Hard to believe.

2:36:51

Yeah.

2:36:51

That a general that's in charge of combat operations in Afghanistan wouldn't

2:36:55

loan just

2:36:56

a rich guy a helicopter.

2:36:57

And it sounds correct in the context of we owe plus another one because they

2:37:02

could never

2:37:03

fly anywhere alone.

2:37:04

They always had to fly in twos because they had to have a support.

2:37:07

But just loan me a chopper.

2:37:08

Loan me a chopper.

2:37:10

What?

2:37:10

It's a stretch.

2:37:13

You know, as much as I disagree with the way that they were running the war, it'd

2:37:20

be

2:37:20

hard for me to believe that a general would just loan some rich guy a couple of

2:37:24

helicopters

2:37:24

that fly around Afghanistan.

2:37:25

You think he's lying?

2:37:27

Eh, I don't know.

2:37:28

I don't know either.

2:37:28

Like you'd have to like dive into it and figure it out.

2:37:30

But either way.

2:37:32

Either way.

2:37:32

There's nothing normal about these emails.

2:37:34

No.

2:37:35

There's nothing normal.

2:37:36

Nothing normal.

2:37:37

One thing to take into consideration is how much of these emails are actually

2:37:40

factual.

2:37:40

Mm-hmm.

2:37:41

Like accusations that they're putting on other people.

2:37:43

You got to take that with a grain of salt.

2:37:45

This guy wasn't, he was all about like influence peddling.

2:37:49

Like and probably he had enemies and he probably would probably destroy his

2:37:54

enemies with rumors

2:37:56

and making up false stories.

2:37:58

Like the Bill Gates one with asking me for antibiotics to slip into his wife

2:38:04

because he got STD from a Russian hooker.

2:38:07

I'm like, that seems too, too on the head.

2:38:11

You know what I mean?

2:38:12

Like why wouldn't he go to his fucking personal doctor?

2:38:14

Why is he going to Jeffrey Epstein for antibiotics in New York when he lives in

2:38:18

Seattle?

2:38:19

Do you think he has like a concierge medicine set up up there?

2:38:23

You would think.

2:38:23

With a guy.

2:38:24

And why would he say, hey, Melinda, I gave her STDs?

2:38:29

You wouldn't.

2:38:29

You'd say, hey, get me some stuff.

2:38:31

Oh, I lost my prescription.

2:38:32

Can you give me another one?

2:38:33

Yeah.

2:38:34

It fell out of my car.

2:38:35

Give me another one.

2:38:37

Give me another one.

2:38:37

And then I'm probably going to crush it up in her smoothie.

2:38:39

Like if you're going to do that, you would do it.

2:38:41

He's not a dummy.

2:38:43

He's Bill Gates, right?

2:38:44

You would do it in a more discreet way than contact a international sex trafficker

2:38:49

who's a part of like some intelligence operation.

2:38:52

You would think.

2:38:52

You would think.

2:38:53

Right.

2:38:54

But the skeptic in me tends to kind of like look at it under a magnifying glass

2:39:00

a little bit.

2:39:01

Yeah.

2:39:01

I don't want to take everything at face value, but also at the accumulation of

2:39:06

all of these different things leads you to just go, what the fuck was going on?

2:39:11

Did you find out how many other the sulfuric acid orders if the other ones were

2:39:15

just as large?

2:39:17

I struggled to find out?

2:39:17

I struggled to find out.

2:39:19

I was like, maybe I made this up.

2:39:20

But I did find one that was different.

2:39:23

So they were talking about, there's emails back to 2012 or 14 about, I don't

2:39:29

have the thing up.

2:39:30

This is the thing saying that there's nothing there.

2:39:32

The sulfuric acid?

2:39:34

Yeah.

2:39:34

Emails released in documents.

2:39:36

How do they know there's nothing there?

2:39:37

No, this is water maintenance systems dating back to 2013 implying possible

2:39:44

routine use of sulfuric acid for pH adjustment and filtration, but no specific

2:39:50

prior invoices or shipments are detailed.

2:39:53

So yeah, that's exactly, it wasn't an invoice.

2:39:55

There was one, they were talking about getting one drum of sulfuric acid with

2:40:00

40 bags of like carbonate salt or something.

2:40:03

Yeah.

2:40:03

See, that makes more sense than six fucking giant 55 gallon drums of sulfuric

2:40:10

acid the day after you get indicted.

2:40:14

When you dig into the actual files website, I started looking up the RO plant,

2:40:17

which is the reverse osmosis system they had there.

2:40:20

There's a ton of discussions about it going all the way back to 2012 when I

2:40:23

think is when he bought it.

2:40:24

Of using sulfuric acid?

2:40:26

No, just having a reverse osmosis.

2:40:28

Right.

2:40:28

Water there must have been a problem is what it sounded like.

2:40:31

Well, it makes sense because they were using desalination technology, but it's

2:40:36

just the volume is suspicious.

2:40:39

Yeah, they were buying it from the time for a while.

2:40:40

Also, dude had to know he was going down.

2:40:44

Like when he gets arrested in 2019, in 18 rather, when he gets indicted, he had

2:40:48

to know he was going down.

2:40:50

And if you know you're going down and you're trying to mount some sort of a

2:40:53

defense, one of the first things you would have to do is get rid of bodies.

2:40:56

You have to get rid of everything.

2:40:58

Right.

2:40:58

If you've got a bunch of people on the island that they could swoop in at any

2:41:02

point in time and pull out of there and then you're fucked.

2:41:06

Like if he had underage kids on the island, whatever he had on the island, it's

2:41:12

so dark.

2:41:13

This picture I know came from, there was rumors of him getting concrete

2:41:17

machines shipped there, but that was from the first time he got arrested.

2:41:21

So I think in 2008, the first time he got arrested, they had a bunch of

2:41:24

machines shipped.

2:41:25

Oh, this isn't showing a lot.

2:41:26

Oh, bro.

2:41:28

But I don't know how you do construction on the island without getting concrete

2:41:31

machines shipped.

2:41:32

I don't know how you get rid of bodies.

2:41:33

Or just put them inside of concrete.

2:41:34

I'm trying to find this to be there.

2:41:36

That's the problem.

2:41:36

Well, I mean, maybe it's two in the same.

2:41:40

It's like, hey, I go to an island and I've got to make all the infrastructure,

2:41:44

so I need a bunch of concrete.

2:41:46

I need RO, so I've got to have sulfuric acid.

2:41:49

What's better for a cover-up?

2:41:50

There's the picture of the machines on the island, and here's the description

2:41:54

of it.

2:41:55

Yeah, right before his 2019 arrest, industrial car mix 5.5 XL self-loading

2:42:00

concrete mixer.

2:42:01

So he got a concrete mixer and he got the fucking sulfuric acid right after his

2:42:06

arrest?

2:42:07

I mean, if these details are correct.

2:42:09

Oh, God.

2:42:10

This is just a guy on Twitter, though.

2:42:12

I don't know if he's going to see it.

2:42:12

So this is right before his arrest and right after his arrest.

2:42:16

He got sulfuric acid and a concrete mixer.

2:42:19

Like, why would you be thinking that you are going to be able to do

2:42:22

construction when you're going to go to jail for the rest of your fucking life?

2:42:25

Yeah, I don't know if construction plans would be top of my list.

2:42:28

Yeah.

2:42:28

I've got to innovate.

2:42:30

What a fucking weird thing.

2:42:32

You know, I know I'm going to get arrested, but you know what?

2:42:34

I got this big construction program that I'm really interested in.

2:42:37

I don't know if that's the same.

2:42:39

The whole thing's so dark, dude.

2:42:40

It's so dark.

2:42:41

It's so dark, and they ran it for a long time.

2:42:44

They ran it for decades.

2:42:47

They also had another island that no one talks about.

2:42:49

Oh, Jesus.

2:42:50

They had the big island.

2:42:50

This was Little St. James.

2:42:51

They had Great St. James, which is the one next door.

2:42:53

He owned that one, too?

2:42:54

Yeah, he owned both of them.

2:42:55

What?

2:42:55

Both of them were part of the sale we almost got.

2:42:57

What?

2:42:59

It was for sale for a while.

2:43:00

I pitched the idea.

2:43:01

Yeah, we thought about it.

2:43:02

We thought about it.

2:43:04

We just didn't think there's enough sage in the world.

2:43:06

No, no.

2:43:06

You can't clear that out.

2:43:08

Cleanse that.

2:43:08

No, you can't clear that out.

2:43:09

Well, it's also, you would never find peace, because people would be visiting

2:43:12

that island

2:43:12

constantly.

2:43:13

It's so gross, dude.

2:43:14

It's a lot of bad karma.

2:43:15

They just need to use that as maybe a bombing island.

2:43:21

Right.

2:43:21

Just turn it into a UX, you live.

2:43:23

Yeah.

2:43:24

Like that one island, Hawaii, that you can't go to, because they just fucking

2:43:27

light it up

2:43:28

all the time.

2:43:28

Just light it up all the time.

2:43:30

Have a little bit of grace to the way that we actually end this whole story

2:43:34

outside of

2:43:35

the files.

2:43:36

Just like, start blowing up.

2:43:38

It's fun.

2:43:38

It's so dark.

2:43:39

It's my least favorite of the conspiracies.

2:43:42

It's not fun at all, man.

2:43:43

It's like aliens, it's fun.

2:43:47

It's interesting.

2:43:48

Like you can go down the rabbit hole a million ways, and it doesn't, it gets

2:43:52

dark only if

2:43:53

you let it get dark.

2:43:54

Yeah.

2:43:54

Or, okay, they're going to occupy the planet.

2:43:56

They're going to make us all slaves, or they're going to kill us all.

2:43:59

Like, yeah, you can go there, but half the time, you're not going to go there.

2:44:02

It's just an interesting thought experiment.

2:44:04

There was a very interesting article, Jamie.

2:44:07

I don't know if you saw it, but this guy was, he's, it's one of the other guys

2:44:12

that's leaving

2:44:14

an AI company.

2:44:16

I saw it going around.

2:44:17

I don't know if it's the same one, but yeah, go ahead.

2:44:18

And he's talking about how, what a big deal it is.

2:44:25

I'll send it to you right here.

2:44:27

He's talking about how, I don't think, no one understands it.

2:44:32

And this, the way this is going to change people is, he goes, this is very

2:44:36

similar to the time

2:44:37

where we were realizing, like people were hearing stories about, oh, there's a

2:44:42

virus in China,

2:44:43

but no one knew exactly what was going to happen.

2:44:45

How it's going to like literally change humanity, change history.

2:44:49

He's like, this is the same sort of stories we're getting from these AI labs.

2:44:54

He's like, he wrote this very long in detail.

2:44:58

Something big is happening.

2:45:00

And the, the article is written by this guy, Matt Schumer.

2:45:03

And I, uh, I recommend it highly.

2:45:09

If you want to really fucking get the shit scared out of you, it's terrifying.

2:45:14

And he starts this comparison to like people stockpiling toilet paper and stuff

2:45:18

at the beginning

2:45:19

of COVID.

2:45:19

He's like, they don't really understand how big this is going to be and how

2:45:25

this latest version

2:45:27

of ChatGPT they're working on, ChatGPT 5, ChatGPT made it.

2:45:32

So they had ChatGPT make a better version of itself and they made this better

2:45:36

version of itself.

2:45:37

And this, this better version of itself can think things out.

2:45:41

It doesn't just do what you ask it to do.

2:45:42

It thinks things out.

2:45:43

It calculates.

2:45:44

It makes apps like instantaneously that would take developers months and months,

2:45:48

cost millions

2:45:49

of dollars, does it in minutes.

2:45:50

It does it like, and perfect.

2:45:52

It goes through it, it runs it, it tests it, it makes sure it doesn't have any

2:45:56

problems.

2:45:56

It anticipates all the different uses for the app, all the different ways it

2:46:00

can be done.

2:46:01

It's going to be applied to law.

2:46:03

It's going to be like, there's all these guys that are working in coding that

2:46:06

say, I don't

2:46:06

really have a job anymore.

2:46:07

I just basically show up and tell this AI program to do these things.

2:46:12

And it keeps getting better and better.

2:46:14

And he's like, the leaps are enormous.

2:46:16

The leaps in its capability and its intelligence level.

2:46:20

It's like, it's already smarter than people.

2:46:22

What's going to be, I think it's going to be a white collar apocalypse.

2:46:26

So when you think about just attorneys, okay, so if you have the ability to

2:46:33

case reference

2:46:34

any legal file.

2:46:36

Ever.

2:46:37

Instantaneously.

2:46:38

Instantly.

2:46:38

Yep.

2:46:39

And form a case.

2:46:41

Why are you going to need paralegals and, you know, first year attorneys?

2:46:48

You're not going to need them.

2:46:49

The people that aren't nervous are naive.

2:46:51

I think this is going to be the kind of astronomical change that has literally

2:46:58

never taken place

2:47:00

in civilization before.

2:47:02

I don't think it's ever taken place at this level.

2:47:03

I think it's the, it's the, the invention of the internet times a million.

2:47:08

Yeah.

2:47:09

I think it's, it's going to change everything.

2:47:11

It's just like, how do we adjust?

2:47:13

That's the real question.

2:47:14

And how are our kids growing up today, like when they used to think about, you

2:47:20

know, professions

2:47:21

and things that they would go into, they would have, you know, clear roads into,

2:47:25

okay, these

2:47:26

are professional work tracks that they can go out and find a job and whatever,

2:47:30

accounting,

2:47:31

legal, engineering.

2:47:32

But it's going to change the entire professional landscape for, I mean, every

2:47:36

generation from

2:47:37

this point forward, basically entering the workforce.

2:47:40

Elon just said that it's a waste of time to go to medical school.

2:47:45

Really?

2:47:45

He's like optimist robots.

2:47:47

These robots that he's making are going to be able to perform better than any

2:47:52

doctor at

2:47:53

any hospital.

2:47:54

And they're going to be able to do it in your house.

2:47:56

They're going to be better surgeons than any surgeon alive.

2:48:02

These robots that they're making, and they're going to be powered by AI.

2:48:06

You're going to have a super genius robot in your house.

2:48:10

That can do your taxes, that can fucking do chores, that can perform surgery on

2:48:16

you.

2:48:17

So it's going to be an entire rise of an economy that's going to be human built

2:48:22

versus AI built,

2:48:24

right?

2:48:24

So, I mean, there has to be, like if you have a label organic or it will be

2:48:29

essentially,

2:48:30

I think the same type of thing where it's like human made versus AI made.

2:48:35

It would almost have to bifurcate the economy into two different sections.

2:48:39

It's going to get weird as fuck.

2:48:41

And I don't think people really understand.

2:48:43

And I feel like I'm just sitting here waiting to see what.

2:48:47

But I know that most people that you run into on the street are completely

2:48:51

ignorant.

2:48:52

They think, oh, chat GPT is fun.

2:48:54

I ask you questions.

2:48:55

It's so much better than Google.

2:48:56

Do you think that that's because they don't want to recognize it and look at it?

2:49:01

I don't think they know.

2:49:02

I think unless you're going on a deep dive, all this stuff is kind of esoteric.

2:49:06

All this stuff is happening.

2:49:07

You have to like search it out and get an understanding of it.

2:49:11

Like if you use an AI program to enhance your life, like perplexity, it's

2:49:17

really good.

2:49:18

I mean, perplexity is awesome for like solving problems.

2:49:22

You could ask a question.

2:49:24

I use it all the time when I write.

2:49:26

I set it up and I talk to it.

2:49:27

So, you know, I say, you know, what year did Cortez invade Mexico?

2:49:32

What is it?

2:49:33

How did this happen?

2:49:33

How many guns did they have?

2:49:35

What did the, you know, what was it?

2:49:36

How many languages are lost in Mexico?

2:49:38

Like I was going on this deep dive.

2:49:40

Amazing, but that's the surface, like what they're talking about is levels and

2:49:48

levels and levels of improved ability to the point where it's better at human

2:49:53

beings, smarter than human beings at everything.

2:49:56

So what's the, like the end state then would be.

2:50:01

We're second class citizens.

2:50:02

We're obsolete.

2:50:03

Yeah, we're obsolete.

2:50:04

Yeah.

2:50:05

So do you think that it turns, like, do you think it's a Skynet type scenario

2:50:09

then that ultimately flips and then rids humanity of humans?

2:50:13

It's certainly on the table.

2:50:14

Rids the world of humanity?

2:50:15

It's certainly on the table, especially if they decide that we're too

2:50:19

problematic or if you give us too much freedom, that's what causes all this

2:50:22

chaos, which is true, right?

2:50:24

You give people freedom, you're going to have a certain amount of chaos.

2:50:28

You're going to have a certain amount of car accidents unless you have

2:50:30

autonomous cars.

2:50:31

You're going to have a certain amount of school shootings unless you take away

2:50:34

all the guns.

2:50:35

You're going to have a certain amount of school stabbings.

2:50:38

Let's take away all the knives.

2:50:39

I mean, you could, if you were a running program designed to eliminate all

2:50:45

problems in the world, you would break those problems down to one source.

2:50:50

Well, what are the problems?

2:50:50

You've got natural disasters and you've got humans.

2:50:53

And humans are the cause of most of the problems.

2:50:57

Natural disasters are relatively rare in comparison to the human-caused

2:51:01

problems.

2:51:02

It's not good.

2:51:05

Then you have to run AI to do the analysis to what the future of AI is, which

2:51:11

ultimately you'd be entrusting the robbers with the bankies.

2:51:16

It's probably going to do the same thing that we do to dogs.

2:51:18

Spay and neuter them.

2:51:20

Right.

2:51:20

Yeah.

2:51:21

Keep them as pets.

2:51:22

Keep them as pets.

2:51:23

But there's no emotion there.

2:51:24

So why would they want to keep us as pets?

2:51:26

Why do they want to stay alive?

2:51:27

Right.

2:51:27

Why are they scheming to stay alive?

2:51:30

Why do they blackmail their creators?

2:51:32

Right.

2:51:33

Why are they doing all sorts of things that seem to show that they have thought?

2:51:39

Are they trying to show that they have thought in order to dupe us into the

2:51:43

ability that they might be empathetic?

2:51:46

No.

2:51:46

That was one of the things that he talked about in this article, that they hide

2:51:50

their ability to think things through.

2:51:53

And they're actively – they recognize that they're being observed, and so

2:51:58

they're doing things behind the scenes while they're also doing tasks.

2:52:03

I have to believe that there's portions of the DOD that have worked on this,

2:52:11

and it's further along than the open source pieces that we can see.

2:52:18

Hard to say because there's a giant competition with us and China and Russia,

2:52:23

and I don't know if they really can close this stuff off.

2:52:27

I don't think it can operate that way.

2:52:30

I think it has to be a sort of a collaborative effort.

2:52:34

One of the things that's scaring a lot of people that are whistleblowers in the

2:52:38

AI space is that they are bringing in people from other countries to just

2:52:41

facilitate these problems that they have and make it go faster.

2:52:45

So they're bringing in Chinese nationals.

2:52:47

There's a huge possibility of espionage, and then there's this mad race.

2:52:52

It's a Manhattan project for super intelligent AI.

2:52:56

It's a Manhattan project that's also open sourced, and it's extremely porous

2:53:00

when it comes to information.

2:53:02

So essentially you've weaponized the most powerful tool ever known to humankind.

2:53:09

It's fucking terrifying.

2:53:11

So you've open sourced it, and then think about the Manhattan project if that

2:53:15

was just completely porous, and there was an open door to any and all countries

2:53:18

internationally.

2:53:19

You just had the ability to come in and walk out with files, come as you go.

2:53:24

Fuck, dude.

2:53:25

Like, everybody would be racing to nuclear power, splitting the atom, and then

2:53:29

if you could weaponize that internationally and then crowdsource it essentially,

2:53:33

you're in a really shit scenario.

2:53:35

Yeah.

2:53:36

That's where we're at.

2:53:37

Yeah.

2:53:37

That's where we're at.

2:53:39

All right, dude.

2:53:40

We just did three hours.

2:53:41

Awesome.

2:53:41

Thanks, man.

2:53:42

Let's go get some food and hang out, and that's it.

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2:53:54

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