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Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comedian, voice actor, and host of “The Duncan Trussell Family Hour.” He will perform live April 9–11 at Zanies Comedy Club Rosemont in Rosemont, Illinois. Tickets are on sale now. https://rosemont.zanies.com/show/category/series/2026-duncan-trussell/zanies-comedy-club-rosemont/rosemont-illinois/ www.youtube.com/@duncantrussellfamilyhour www.patreon.com/dtfh www.duncantrussell.com
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the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
oh i didn't know we had bells yeah bro we got bells
it's probably super annoying to people listening for that it's christmas the
war on christmas must
end it did how dare we say merry christmas how dare you say that it offends me
did you ever see
kamala harris do that when she had that she said how dare you say christmas you've
never seen it
no oh my god okay let's start with this because it's so crazy i don't
understand the context so
like i wish i could be charitable and say well there's probably a context where
this makes sense
yeah satan is the lord of the earth is the context but you know you see
something and it's only a 15
second clip and you're like okay let me just be the nicest person possible yes
like what what could be
the reason why you would say how dare we say merry christmas yeah unless you're
playing a character
right well she's on stage doing a play she's like i want to read from my
college play where i was the
grinch can you imagine saying that like it seems like a nightmare that you
would wake up from it says
harris fumed at americans saying merry christmas before illegal migrants were
protected in resurfaced
clips oh you're not allowed to say it until there's absolute peace and harmony
on the planet then we can start
saying it again this is so scolding and weird only when they cleared that vet
did we give them daca status
and now we're talking about taking it away
it is morally wrong no thank you i didn't know and when we all sing happy tunes
and sing merry
christmas and wish each other merry christmas these children are not going to
have a merry christmas
how dare we speak merry christmas how dare we
they will not have a merry christmas who are you to say that i don't know if
they will be here in a
matter of days weeks and months since september 5th over 12 000 have lost their
status this is the the here's
why you can't um be charitable because it's just a bad perspective it's just a
bad perspective charitable
what do you mean because if you wanted to like what does she anything she's
saying make sense oh you
they're not mutually exclusive all right you can't it's like celebrating joy
and happiness and some people
suffering it's like you can't you can't say no one is going to suffer
anywhere before i celebrate no because that's crazy now you're taking in the
entire earth's
consciousness and all of its decisions yeah as to whether or not you will or we
not will not be happy
like you and i didn't force anybody to work in the cobalt mines not yet buy
these phones we buy these
fucking phones and we know we know that electronics that have cobalt in them
were probably pulled out of
the ground by slaves should we never celebrate anything again until those
people are free no
never never we should just be shitting in our hands rubbing in our faces
whipping our backs until the
whole world experiences a simultaneous orgasm then merry christmas to you but
if you were a drone
so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings and you're watching all
of our hypocrisy and our
scolding of each other and these like untested perspectives just
jizzed out into the world and you're looking at all this craziness like
the the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from
overseas is probably from
horrible conditions yeah we've just accepted that yeah like if aliens were
watching this to be like
who are they bullshitting who they're bullshitting each other they're bullshitting
themselves right
they're trying to figure out how many genders there are they're trying to they're
trying to decide
like who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything yeah
currently that's illegal
immigrants yeah well you know i was just like dude for i don't know why i
started doing this highly
recommend it i started listening because i forgot a lot of the new age ideas so
i started listening
to new age channeled audibles aliens channeled through new age people oh cheers
my brother cheers
merry christmas we're off to a great start isn't that seth speaks isn't that it's
a whole genre
but is that seth speaks person is that that's the whole deal behind that right
it's okay so it's
again i'm like my mom got into it briefly because she dated this new age dude
and i hated it
he wore birkenstocks he'd force us to go on hikes he wouldn't let me take my
fake gun i would you know
you're a kid you want to take your fake gun on the hike he's like we don't do
that on hikes you know
the uh fascist hike where you're forced to recognize the beauty of nature and
it's like dude don't put
that on me i i'll i'll find it on my own but he got my mom into new age stuff
and this was prime
new age time this is like uh this is when they all killed themselves it's like
they were part of it too
you remember the they were wearing the sneakers what were they called heaven's
gate oh yeah that was
a new age cult so um i remember like watching these old grainy vhs tapes with
my mom and this dude
and um thinking they were cool and like there was some sound that was playing
in one and my mom looks
at me like hopefully like do you recognize that sound because i guess
here's the thing about all this i think some telepathy is real it is real i
think it is real
have you listened to the telepathy tapes no you haven't i haven't listened to
it it's a new podcast
it's out and it's all about this scientific research that was done with non-verbal
autistic kids and their
parents and they were able to go into another room and they would uh bring up
things to one
whether it was i think i think they'd bring things up to the mom or the mom
would say things
but the kid was accurate 95 percent of the time wow with numbers with colors
yeah
like not like three numbers in a row yeah like you know how crazy that is just
to guess three numbers
in a row 95 of the time yeah like whatever it is they think it's real i'm only
on episode two
so um but it's really fascinating man because it's a dismissed thing it's a woo-woo
thing sure but if
it's real shouldn't scientists study it like it's real and it seems like
through scientific study
it's real yeah i think it's definitely you've probably experienced it i've
experienced it i think it's an
emerging part of human consciousness that we don't we don't agree to or we don't
admit to like we know
there's something there but we're not like that's too silly it's just there's
so many people that fake it
that's the problem right because everybody like wants to have some special
thing that they have
i just have a special thing you have a special thing duncan you have a special
talent i mean think
of all fire starter carrie yeah stranger things this is the fantasy when i was
a kid dude i would sit
when my dad was working in his apartment and try to make on the table move with
my mind because i've
been reading books on telekinesis one day you know like when uh when like you've
got a cold drink
and it gets a little wet on the bottom one day as i'm doing that because of
that it slid forward
and like i i was like totally freaked out because i thought i had used telekinesis
to slide it was
just luck it was just luck it was just a badly balanced floor it was just a
shitty apartment in
college station but you know that's the that once you recognize the flaw in the
operating system in
humans is like as a kid like for a few days i was like i might be telekinetic
but like once you know
people want that or want to believe in it and how easy it is to manufacture
those moments and then
claim responsibility holy dude you can really pull some strings on people
because there's an assumption
let's say some i do know i i really believe in telepathy i'm positive it exists
but the assumption
then would be like you get around a telepathic person well they must be good
because they're
telepathic right they're they're they're magic so we should trust them this is
where people get real
fucked up these are called in india they call them cities which is if you
meditate a lot right you begin
to like well i would say comedy is a city oh you know it's not special uh i was
talking to luis gomez about
sales you know that says that's the really good people and get in your head and
get you to buy
shit he was saying it's like basically magic and it's like so hypnosis hypnosis
yeah but man have you
ever been hypnotized yes i have it's interesting right dude my mom hypnotized
me when i had a wart
because she had heard you could hypnotize people and the wart goes away hypnotized
me said something
about the wart going away within a couple of weeks i swear to you that wart
dried up and just
fell off my hand whoa yeah whoa what the whoa what the so that's the placebo
effect
the placebo effect is real you know i had a guy tell me this once he was like a
kind of a wacky
healing chiropractic type guy yeah and he was telling me that if you believe
what i'm saying
is true because i was asking him like how does this work like how is this
working like how are you
healing people by by working on my pressing on things if you believe it works
oh so it's a lie
but if i believe the lie so what are you selling like you just you're just you're
just like
fucking manipulating people and saying mumbo jumbo muscular structural words
yeah and you're doing
you're doing hypnosis kind of because you're you're sort of admitting that by
healing like a person who's
going to heal you with words and talking and touching you they're tricking you
into doing it yourself
well i mean the placebo effect it's real is real it's i've i've heard it's one
of the most powerful
effects in medicine is it really yeah well i mean yeah you think of like the
new cancer drugs they tell
your immune system what to attack right so if somehow you you could do that
without the drug if
they're and that's where it gets interesting right because we these are our
bodies right perfectly
metabolizing transforming so many things instantaneously the heart effortlessly
beating
all the time so theoretically purely theoretically you what if you could
control more of it like how much
of this thing can we actually control and by the way that's a really fun thing
to think about because
like not much and so do you ever think about that like you sort of think like
okay like i'm
how much of my body can i really do anything about i can eat good food i can
exercise but all the quantum
processes that are happening within all of the things you kind of realize you're
just the tip of the
iceberg you're just the yappy tip of the iceberg yeah and underneath it is all
this stuff that is you
but really isn't you if having control of yourself is like a way to identify
this is me so what are you in
that swirl of particulates like what are you in there yeah what are you yeah it's
that's most people and
that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting because it's the
same thing it's the same
person it's just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing
and it could be how you were
raised or it could be you rebelling or it could be but people find a way to
slip into a groove yeah and
it's so much easier yeah than trying to look at like what is this yeah what is
this thing we're doing
where i'm making noises with my mouth you're reading my mind yeah and we're
like broadcasting it to the
world by making noises with your mouth we're we're speaking through each other's
minds yeah and also
though you know when you get into the telepathy idea uh which is sort of like
the question is like uh
you know right now we identify our minds as some kind of neurological process
right so the idea is
like we have this like bio computer and somewhere in there is our mind
everything out here not our mind
even though everything out here from a neurological perspective is our mind
everything you're seeing
is an instantaneous uh interpretation of a variety of phenomena that gets
compressed into reality and then
you say oh out there is that that's not me but it is you it's like it's you in
the way if you put on
vr goggles you know except in this case the vr goggles it's your neocortex it's
all the processes
that are making color light sound etc so if we're sort of sharing a dual
reality which is all the phenomena
that's being interpreted into our minds somewhere in there is the possibility
that we're we kind of
share a mind so from that perspective all these other things become possible
telepathy all of this
stuff like you know you get around funny people you get funnier when i was
doing the midnight gospels
around all these artists i got better at drawing like you share a mind it's the
gestalt or you know the
where three or two or more of you gathered there will be that something else
comes in the room and
i think we're collaborating with something that we're we're we don't truly
understand because we're still
trapped in primate bodies yes so i think i think we have these moments of
recognition of these connections
you know and in great moments in life and these beautiful things that can
happen and it's all
being twisted up by this ape this wild ape that had to survive for thousands
and thousands of years
by killing its neighbors yeah and and eating monkeys and and running around and
clubbing things to death and
eating raw meat yeah until it figured out how to harness fire and then it had
to deal with neighboring
tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and spears yeah you had to
run for the hills they
killed your kids in front of you they fucked your wife in front of you they cut
your dick off and
stuffed it in your mouth and this was thousands and thousands of years yeah
yeah this thing we're doing
right now is so recent yeah this thing where you can meet strangers you don't
have to worry about
killing them yeah that's super recent dogs aren't there yet that's why dogs
freak out when someone
comes to your door they're not there yet they still remember the old days and
the the that's a great
point that they're still like dude usually if someone's coming up yeah we have
to kill it like
and they're reminding you of that you know and it's true i mean but and if you
look at that collective
epigenetic trauma as an egregore as a ghost a ghost haunting the planet the
ghost of like not that
long ago the ghost of primate past the gross ghost of primate past haunts us
and it that's why it's so
easy to slide into um aggressive patterns and defensive patterns that are
completely unnecessary and that's
what they are too this is what you have to realize it's not you it's patterns
that you've selected
and you've you've selected them over and over and over again and they've become
you it's like you went
down a groove you don't have to stay on that groove no you don't have to but i
think
you have to find something in life um that's physical that you enjoy because i
think that's
one of the best ways to manage this weirdness the absolute best way is through
getting physically
exhausted sure just get forget on purpose get physically exhausted and then you
can manage the
craziness right of existing yeah because everybody wants to pretend that it's
normal everyone wants to
pretend that existence is like oh you know you get up in the morning you have
your eggs and your bacon
and you do your do you hear what chapel ron said yeah exactly exactly it's like
every day it's like oh
my god this is happening what do you think the drones are what do you think the
drones are you know how
much did dancy pelosi make this week in the stock market yeah uh yeah even i
like what what is this
right what are we doing did you see the new that they found out about
consciousness in the
human brain this popped up on my feed this dude penrose this guy used to be an
anesthesiologist he already
knew about these neurological structures that are these quantum tubules that
apparently anesthesia
impacts and he began to think maybe consciousness is not associated as much as
we thought with the
um with with neurons but is a microstructure within the brain these quantum tubules
that get shut down when
there's anesthesia and so there's this new controversial sort of emergent
theory of consciousness which is
that when you are awake you go from being a wave to a particle you in other
words the whatever you want
to call it the i am the um all one situation that we actually are experiencing
gets compressed into a
particle which is your experience of reality but when you fall asleep when you
take enough acid you go
into a superposition when that's that feeling of being connected to everything
part of everything not
even being there anymore so we're those things simultaneously and and and i
guess as far as the
default reality that you're talking about that's a situation where it's a bunch
of particles that have
focused in on a on like a buffet of um moments that the news curates so the
news is like okay beam
out at this person this person's wrong this person's right here's what you
should be afraid of here's a
celebrity that sucks that's the way we get the news that's it isn't that crazy
and sponsored by
pharmaceutical drug companies there you go and everybody else i was watching a
regular movie the
other night i was in a hotel and so it was the only thing they had in the hotel
was regular movies on tv tv
yeah yeah so i was watching john wick on tv and it's every five minutes oh yeah
you're bombarded
with nonsense they stop the show and give you five minutes of nonsense that's
right just nonsense about
the and side effects it's unnerving and also when you realize we think the show
is john wick that ain't
the show the show is the nonsense that's happening in between john wick because
when you see go out when
you're watching a good movie you relax you calm down you open up it's the
perfect perfect state of
consciousness to manipulate people i also thought it was incredible that they
bleeped out all the bad words
when the commercials were far more offensive
yeah they bleeped out they bleeped out this i was like i'm like how are they
going to handle this scene
because there's this scene where the the russian mobster his uh son uh comes
home from this job in
atlantic city and after he did this thing with john wick and uh the guy's like
who the nobody goes that
fucking nobody is john wick and it's like the whole setup of john wick and it's
that nobody i'm like no
you're gross can't say you took out the but meanwhile you're telling me about a
bloody
diarrhea that might kill you if you take this drug yeah you're telling me about
side effects that are like
suicide like all kinds of like wild depression anxiety fear violent tendencies
dude gambling addictions
this is so when you think about the idea that if you know what a group of
witches is called a coven
a group of christians is called a church the idea is sort of simultaneous
prayer causes change now
there's different words for some people call the prayer spells some people call
the prayer a pep
rally we're gonna go go go you look at the football game you're seeing covens
of witches cheering to
direct energy at the team they want to try to like move the needle a little bit
but when you consider
the power of directing little bubble universes which is every single human
focusing that beam of attention onto certain ideas dude you could you're you're
not only are you going
to create whatever it is you want to create in the case of an advertiser make
some money
but um theoretically you could guide history that way and the and the last
thing you want them
to figure out is if they all stop focusing on what you're telling them to focus
on and trust themselves
enough to focus on what they want to focus on which is usually not bad then all
of a sudden you would
lose that kind of magical control you lose the actual steering wheel of the uh
of the weird vehicle
we're in you know and and we you know they're like it's democracy the steering
wheel is your vote and
the president and the elected officials who guide the country but the real
steering wheel is here's what
we're going to get you to pay attention to you need to pay attention to this
right now and if we all
pay attention to that it like where attention goes energy flows you know you
know what i think it is
i think it's like if we're in a factory if we're in a factory and there's
certain gears that turn
certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists yeah but it's
a chain of
things that have to take place in order to manufacture something like a tesla
yeah like imagine if you are
if if we just don't realize it but if everything has a consciousness at least
in some sort of a
limited capacity yeah literally everything even tables yeah everything has some
thing we're just we
are we're super egotistic and we believe that only we possess this but we know
dogs have it too which
which gets where it gets weird yeah animals have it we know that you know but
this whole thing that
we're doing is trying to understand how we we interface like how are we doing
this like
if if we're in a world where it's 2024 and there's drones flying over new
jersey and they're gaslighting
us saying they're all airplanes they're saying we have it under control yeah
and then it appears there
was a satellite that we shot out of the sky yeah have you seen that no no you
haven't seen that i missed
it so this is the big conspiracy and again i have done no research so do not
believe me ladies and
gentlemen okay elf the big conspiracy is that these are chinese drones and they're
being piloted by a
satellite that they shot out of orbit that's the and this is a conspiracy unfounded
conspiracy unfounded
but i'm just for funsies for funsies well i mean do you remember when those
weird green lights
showed up in hawaii well i remember where there was a ship right and there was
like these triangle
looking things that were flying over a ship laser lights that shot out of the
sky oh yeah remember that
that's right that's right what was that what are the drones i mean that's what's
what i love about the
drones is i mean aside from the obvious like you know getting to imagine fantasize
it could be they're
chasing orbs and the orbs or whatever what i love about the drones is that it's
another step in shaking
people awake you know what i mean because it's like part of living in default
reality i think
is you sort of lean into the idea that the government is you could trust you
can trust the government of
course like you have to trust the people that make the weapons you could trust
them they're really
guys good guys short yes some of them you know are hyper violent a little yeah
but ultimately we can
trust these people and so then you have over new jersey experimental vehicles
that people are filming
welcome to earth did you see that one and it's so funny people in new jersey
reacting to them
did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone yeah of course i mean i'm
surprised more
people haven't well the problem with that you idiots is that bullets fall okay
and they fall with
almost the same kind of velocity i mean i'm sure they lose they lose a lot of
steam but it's enough to
kill people people have definitely died from bullets falling you know what else
falls drones experimental
fucking drones the government's flying over fucking new jersey hoping those
fuckers don't crash they're
apparently half the size of a car some of them are bigger bro some of them are
suburban size yeah
and these are like suv size flying over houses oh yeah so it's just like no
listen number one most of
what you guys are seeing it's stars or you're seeing uh commercial vehicles
yeah mostly and and the other
stuff we don't really know and so then at that point you're like wait a minute
i'm paying almost half of
my income in taxes so you know what the car size mystery things flying over the
cities are and you
don't know what that is what am i paying you for you know what i mean you're
making a lot of money man
you should know what the drones are and so but then when you see what's his
name bolt is it bolden the
guy with the mustache not bolden when you see i don't know the dod dudes up
there
and the way that they're just lying their asses off did you see the press
secretary talking about
it and she's wearing a necklace that looks like a ufo is it kareen jean pierre
that lady not
jean pierre it was another one it was something a new one it was how do they
just shuffle new people
in without announcing no i don't think they got rid of pierre okay i hope not
because most of
them don't last as long as pierre she's she's like the marathoner oh dude most
of them they quit
that job they're like this job i just gotta lie all the time horrible imagine
like dunkin this is
what you're gonna sell war with sudan okay okay here's the reason why all right
the rebels children
problems problems um economy okay um pollution okay you know we gotta vaccinate
them got you can tell
this there's a lot of data right now but i got them what about the data showing
vaccinations are
bad for you no no no that data these these people are in trouble and we need to
help them we need
to help them so war sudan war sudan war sudan got it okay no problem okay i got
it i'm going out
you just put on your rachel maddow glasses the rachel maddow glasses everybody's
wearing them to look
super serious well this is it's part of the costume isn't it like and you know
you know we also by the
wearing costumes while we're saying this yeah we are in elf costumes but you
know but yeah that i don't
understand the rachel maddow glasses phenomena but i have done research into it
because i wanted to create a
vision board of all the people wearing those glasses and it's a thing it's like
a thing on the left
they wear those glasses that identifies that you are you have a certain set of
beliefs if you're
wearing the maddow glasses i mean it's a real thing it is a real thing yeah if
you if you have
those glasses on and you're republican you're an assassin like you're a guy who
kills people for a living
yeah you're a very strange person dude isn't that but that's to me the invasion
of the body snatchers
experience i love have you seen that movie in a while it's the remake i i saw
the remake but it was a long
time ago right wasn't like five years ago how long ago this i think it's from
the one i like is from
the 70s oh the donald sutherland one yes yes that one's amazing amazing yeah
right they point at you
and make that noise oh yeah that's it oh my god sutherland killing it look how
creepy his eyes are
yeah that's it bro imagine can you imagine you imagine that reality and by the
way not that hard you know
what's way harder than that building a planet right yeah right there's plenty
of planets yeah that is
not that hard that is essentially what happens all the time yeah in like the
insect kingdom where they
get infested by another parasite that controls their brain there you go dude i
went down a deep rabbit
hole with this because you know i was like looking right after trump won which
by the way can i want
to remind you i'm sorry i don't want to pat myself on the back but when we were
hunting for bigfoot
do you remember i said to you one day you're gonna get a president elected did
you say that no
back then that would have been the least likely scenario i'm in the woods with
the fear factor guy
and we're legitimately looking for bigfoot legitimately legitimately with bigfoot
experts
that was one of my favorite camping trips i've ever had in my life fun i would
love to do that again
hunting for bigfoot it's like because hunting for animals which i know you love
i have nothing against
it but you still got to kill an animal hunting for bigfoot you just like look
for a twig out of
place and you get to imagine he's nearby and that that it's really fun squatching
is fun somebody asked
me if uh i saw bigfoot would i kill it because if i could kill it then i could
show people that it's real
interesting interesting would you no why would i kill bigfoot well but just
like why would you do
that it doesn't make any sense just to prove that it's real well guess what
guess we can't prove it
there's no other way it's not like i tell you where it happened and you close
off a thousand square miles
and start pushing in with soldiers well if don't kill it why would you kill it
stupid i'm telling you where
it is why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it you know man why don't
you just trust me and spend
a billion dollars on on drones and imagine like why did we spend all this money
oh joe said he saw
bigfoot and so we weren't looking but by the way no one would spend any money
to go look for bigfoot
if you can fly a swarm of drones over new jersey you could find bigfoot you
could fly them in the
pacific northwest and we'd know once and for all see this you know they talk
about democracy and we
sometimes i like to think about what would actual democracy look like and you
know it wouldn't look
like some dude getting in front of a microphone and gaslighting your ass about
experimental craft it
would be like all right i'm just going to tell you guys we figured out anti-gravity
that's anti-gravity
drones we wanted to show you and tomorrow we're going to drop ketamine on on
the neighborhoods
democracy but uh but you know what i mean like that would be true democracy
versus what we have
right now which is sort of democracy it does work the voting works and all that
stuff but ultimately
our impact the the non-political class's impact is very little and the
political class's impact is
very little when you consider now there's a security class so you have the
politicians like harry reed
trying to figure out what the is going on with the uaps and even they can't do
it because there's
another level in that level is like that's that those are the people
controlling things because
they know the secrets it's just so infuriating to me that now they feel
comfortable enough to fly
whatever the these things are over a major city and not tell us what they are
and then say we don't know
what they are because if the reality is they don't know what they are if we're
going to believe them
which i guess you're not just not supposed to
you know what are you supposed to i no i don't think you're supposed i think at
the point where
they're just telling you it's like stars okay but let's be honest if you are in
possession of the
actual information you know what it is you know it's china or you know it's
aliens or you know it's a
combination of both yeah or it's u.s government or it's all three sure maybe it's
all the above how the
fuck do you tell people that how do you tell people that why you're also
governing you're also doing
all these different things you're very busy how do you how does the president
get on television and
say ladies and gentlemen aliens are real you just do it we are being visited on
a regular basis by
non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own sure we don't understand
why they're here
we've been working with them we have back engineered their products and that's
how you got fiber optics
yeah and capacitors right and all these things that sort of emerged yeah after
roswell yeah everything
that's the most fun one you were bioengineered they you know they seeded your
culture with your
religions everything it's for a good cause everything yeah you you we're a
piece of the factory dude
that's what we are right we're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize
that there's a whole
other building connected to this that's filled with machines yeah we're a piece
that's well that's
so okay so that is exactly what you want pieces of your factory to think like
and that is why
at any moment anybody can actually just turn the channel you're not you're not
a piece of the
fucking factory actually you're the universe you are the universe and and you're
the universe who has been
dude i mean look what they look what they could do to lions at a circus deadly
fucking thing they can
make it jump through hoops they can make it catch a frisbee right so most of
the time hey that's right
when they can't those those make for some wild instagram videos oh they do and
when there's a lot of
those out there there is it's the assassination of a fucking ceo and by the way
like i am not like
assigning any kind of like um i i think it's a slippery slope if we start
publicly executing ceos like if
you start that you know what i mean that's a that's a real slippery slope super
slippery but i'll tell you
if you sort of look at the factory uh the way it works is like you're number
one you you really
aren't supposed to identify the actual like what's causing like a lot of
suffering like you that what
you once you start making those identifications um then uh and you follow
through with some kind of
action based on those identifications number one the action can't be the based
on the rules of the
factory of course the factory is going to create up create rules you can go out
with your signs or
whatever if you're at the right place not at amazon where they arrested those
people protesting but
there's places in the factory where you can go and be like i need more oil i'm
squeaking but but only
once in a while and only in the right way it's a peaceful protest is what we
call it you do it at
the wrong time it's a insurrection you know what i mean so the factory's got
rules about how we do this
right so the moment you go outside of those rules the moment you like actually
and to do that you
you have to somehow really think outside the factory then then you see
something like that happen and
then you see the way the factory responds which is the perp walk they did with
that dude they've got
fucking seal team six walking that guy in he's handsome he's like a movie it's
like yeah in a movie if you
saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like seal team six behind
him protecting him yeah you'd be
like that's no way they would do that that's right it's just a regular killer
yeah there's no way they
would have that many guys guarding that guy well they're not guarding that guy
look at that they're
sending a fucking message they're saying listen we will surround you and and
like that so because like
what's really scary about what he did is like and and i think if you if you
want to like take murder
cold-blooded murder and just for a second call it activism what that guy did is
he didn't just like
you know send a message which is really scary for people like ceos which is
saying listen man like
you can't keep us uh with the insurance uh if you do you're not safe and so
that's scary as
fuck because that that's the ceos of course are the ones who pay for the lobbyists
who pay for the laws
and so he sends a message of a methodology which again i i think uh if we if we're
going to get into
a better place you using violence i i i just don't think that's the path but
just as an analysis dude
i would say you could expect more of that to happen and and and that is going
to lead to
the darth vader people coming out more yeah you're not cosigning it i'm not cosigning
it at all no
no no no no but it's it's a realistic assessment like there's something going
on people are very
upset and they've been able to do this to people for so long deny people
treatment for so long like
you remember when your dad had to come downstairs like you're up or you're you're
like misbehaving
with your brother you're doing something really bad you set something on fire
right your dad comes
downstairs he's been at work he's pissed that's how you know you're really when
people
start doing stuff like that then the dad has to come downstairs and when the
dad comes downstairs
it looks like the dudes in the darth vader outfits all of a sudden this you
know this facade for a
second they have to stop the show turn on the lights these guys in full body
armor
come out spray chemicals into your face and drag you away and then all right
start the show up again
start the show up again it gets memory hold so that that is an example of what
happens when the factory isn't balanced and right now the factory is imbalanced
dude it's just that's
the problem there's a reason we need the middle class there's a reason you need
some path forward
that is there's a reason you need to be able to buy a house and aside from like
the human comfort
and starting a family and all that stuff the moment you pull that away from
people now what it's like
so wait they're what am i supposed to do here now again i i am not advocating
violence i i think that
if we keep doing violence we're going to keep getting violence but it's a
really scary thing when
shit gets so imbalanced and when you hear about like the insure health
insurance like i'm lucky because
like i'm on this i'm on crap populace on fox i have incredible health insurance
dude but like you read
about the people denying like really important medication really important
procedures to people
sending them stacks of of paper explaining why we're not going to pay you know
i got my colonoscopy
recently it cost me a hundred dollars you know how much they charge my
insurance company nine thousand
dollars have you ever talked to brigham bueller about this no you should you
know because he
he understands it from top to bottom he he can tell you exactly what's going on
he's talked about on
the podcast but it's you know it's a giant machine it's a giant money machine
that's right that's really
what it is it's not really about making you better it's about it's a giant
money machine that's right
making you better is what they sell yeah but it's about making more money that's
right and and they
can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need
yeah you know i'm not
saying everybody does it but some people do it it's been it's this there's a
guy that just got arrested
recently i don't know if you heard about this guy um i sent this to peter i
could send to you jamie
or maybe you could find it this dude um he was telling people they had cancer
and they didn't
and it was like a ton of cases and he would give them chemotherapy man and he'd
make them like
severely ill yeah demon he did it to like i don't i don't remember the number
because i think the
number stunned me so much i didn't want to remember it but this guy told a ton
of people they had cancer
just scared the out of them ruined their lives dude and then gave them poison
yeah that's designed to
kill cancer is it a few like 10 years old it could have been um uh someone sent
it to me on uh
instagram it was a news story oh my god he got 45 that's all he got was 45
years
this is pretty long 13 counts he's 50 that's a that's a life sentence um well
yeah man i don't know
if this is the same guy maybe more doctors you know this is one of the things
that i found out i was
doing a bit about this fertility clinic doctor that was using his own jizz that's
not one there's not
one case there's a fucking shit ton of cases like i wonder how many of these
doctors
were there's there's creepy doctors that just like there's creepy carpenters
like just like
there's you know like some some doctors don't give a about people why do they
use their own jizz
there is they do they run one of the babies they want everyone to have their
baby oh so it's not
just psychos people aren't coming in no there's women that went in with her
husband's jizz and he's
like yeah i got a better option for you sweetheart that's what this guy did he
did dude he ran a
fertility clinic and i think people started figuring out when 23andme came
around and this is just one
of these guys there's been a ton of those guys yeah that fundamentally is the
difference between men and
women could could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people
to carry her babies
that's hilarious yeah not a chance in the world no woman would want that yeah
take my baby oh you
take my baby i trust it with you you don't the guy i don't even know have a
baby with me i have the
most precious thing you could have it you can have it you could have it it's
literally the fundamental
difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think
that i'm gonna get
away with everybody having my babies and he doesn't give a what happens to
those kids because they
might they might they might not know they might find out to 23andme they're
their cousins yeah like
holy we're cousins then you find out everyone's a cousin because this creep's
been just using his own
jizz for 35 years that guy could be like you know based on the depopulation
that's happening based
on population decline that guy could be like the next gingas khan like in the
future like
80 of the planets related to this dude i think he's got a lot of catching up to
do to get
where gingas khan's numbers were i mean how much it is interesting it's like
you know you you read elon
musk is the top diablo player in north america right which i think in the world
dude in the world i think
he's the number one in the world which is insane and dude and i know you and
and i i'm not trying
to high road you here but unless you've played diablo 4 you can't understand
what that means i absolutely
accept that i do not understand what that means it is insane like it like when
i was addicted to that
game like i just wasn't sleeping because you know i had to do dad duty in the
day diablo at night
and i was i sucked so when you realize this guy shooting rockets into space
making e-vehicles
starting a new department of the government is also the top it's the it's so
crazy it's the one time
i actually let myself think maybe he actually is an alien because there is no
there's just no way
unless he's paying people to do it for him which obviously he's not that that
is insane man that is
insane so dude when you when you consider i don't even know where i was going
with that i got lost in
diablo 4 just thinking about it well we're just talking about how he was the
number he's the number
one player that elon that how how preposterous it is it's it no it's that i don't
know i i don't
play diablo 4 so i really don't know what that means but i believe it's huge
you know what i'm saying
like i don't it's crazy it's crazy because you know diablo 4 it's all about
your build it's all about
like it eye hand coordination is obviously a big part of it but then it's just
and then you see the chopsticks catch the rocket yeah oh that's a side job
side job he's had more space innovation in the last five years than nasa has
since the apollo missions
it's amazing i mean i'm just saying that i don't know if it's a true number
but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms like what
and that to me it's like
my god you know you get those feelings like okay i'm on the right timeline
because if the guy
who's going to make us a galactic civilization is also a master diablo player
the number one
we're in the right timeline
it seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie i'd go shut the up he's not the
number
one diablo player i don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars
and satellites that give
broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns x it's
suspicious i must say it's and he's
tweeting 48 times an hour he's he's so prolific it's like where where's your
head one of the um it's
like he's like he's in another dimension he could be he could be by locating
like this is one of the ideas
is where where are you actually physically is this a is this an avatar
okay here's an here's something i just he fully believes it's simulation by the
way oh he does oh
fully not only does he say fully but he says the chances of it not being a sim
he said this publicly the
sand chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions i mean okay so we
talked about this in
the green room willow the new quantum chip that google has right so and i think
you and i both do the
same thing with our minds like i think anyone who was exposed to the atari 2600
does this naturally
which is like we played the atari 2600 did you have an atari when you were a
kid oh yeah and you
remember how that blew your mind right yeah you control the thing with the joy
it was insane you
can control the tv what the yeah like incredible you'd been going to arcades
you could only play
for a second you don't have enough quarters suddenly you could just do it at
home you could
play till you fainted oh my god and and so we got to witness like every phase
of that technology to
where it is is now which is just insane and uh so you just take the atari 2600
model and apply
it to any new thing and so you think all right what's it going to look like in
10 years then you
take musk's neural lace or whatever some kind of brain human interface mix that
in with some quantum
chip that yeah right now right now it's apparently unstable it's like you got
to keep it at like you
have to keep it at the low i don't know what it's called it's like colder than
space or something like
it has to be basically below freezing uh and then suddenly it can do things
that all the supercomputers
on the planet couldn't do but you know there's a trajectory here between the
human brain and this
technology and it's getting closer and closer and closer together meaning that
we are and you know a
lot of people are like look that's probably like 20 years away that is not that
long we are
when did teen wolf come out man i don't think it's anywhere near 20 years i
think it's way closer
than that that's right so that that to me when you when you just do the math
and you realize humanity
is about to merge with a thing that is solving equations that all the super
take a supercomputer
what is it septillion amount of years that's going to be us yeah and so then to
answer the simulation idea
of course we're in a simulation if if we were just monkeys and now we are using
qubits
using super positioning to create some infinitely faster way of calculating
data
then obviously once we get that thing connected to our brain we will be able to
simulate any reality
we want if this is truly our past and you wanted to like right now the way i
remember something
having done acid for most of my life is very foggy and kind of like i my memory
isn't the best
every once in a while i have a very clear memory of things but with this tech
theoretically
it could reconstruct memories in your mind and not just that put you into them
and allow you to
experiencing them in real time meaning in a few minutes you could live your
life over a thousand
times easily we could just be in we could be in the future and this is a memory
that some quantum
computer of neural interface is allowing us to experience uh totally all-encompassing
memory
and that would be a form of eternal life because in every second how many lifetimes
could you live
based on merging with that kind of chip right and you wouldn't want to know it
was a memory you
know you might want to be like you know what let me just live that life over
again i just want to
feel the whole thing well you know that's one of the the scariest things for
people to consider
is the um there's this i i asked someone once would you rather die or would you
rather live your life
over and over and over again forever what'd they say they're like oh my god i
couldn't do this
forever and ever and ever i'm like why not can you can you can do it now like
it's not even hard
like aren't you enjoying life like i love it i'm having a great time i have
great friends i have a
lot of fun lots of amazing things i have a great family i i i enjoy what i do
for a living like why
wouldn't i want to keep doing this but the thought of keeping even for me the
thought of me doing this
forever and ever and ever is terrifying yeah for some weird reason well that
was like nietzsche had
this whole thought experiment which was i don't remember what it's called
something like infinite
return but basically the way he put it is you don't live it again and again and
again and make changes
within the echo it's exactly the same over and over and over again and and so
in other words like
whatever you it's just a it's a rerun over and over over again forever that's
what we're in and his
point in that was like therefore if most of your life you've been miserable you're
in hell
dude i know oh but he wanted to use that more as a kind of uh to to leverage
people out of despondency
to make them understand get going now make it happy now because if we do repeat
uh yeah but dude i did
by all this measure of talking about like quantum computers and artificial
intelligence and all these
emerging things isn't it more likely than that a lot of this that people are
seeing is human created
because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum
computer ai
civilization so you attach quantum computer with ai like 20 years from now like
what does that even
mean did you just make a god and if you did it can this thing just completely
travel between dimensions
and understand like everything about every sum atomic subatomic particle that
exists in the entire universe
yeah all at once like and if that's the case like why do you need people
anymore and maybe you don't
just make like maybe australiapithecus isn't around anymore that was our guy
right he was our guy if it
wasn't for him we wouldn't be here allegedly well i mean i think the model you
could use for that theory
would be the the the various like you look at the an embryo
and then you you watch the way the appendages change then you could look at it
that way which
is like well i mean you don't want i met someone who had a tail by the way like
what some people
get born
i think i was at that party
he had a tail it's because something happens how big was it i didn't look at it
what did it taste
like oh cinnamon it tasted like cinnamon and whiskey yeah dudes are born with
like a stub right you know
like a regular tailed monkey billy look at this ass tail yeah but there's
something to it something
there so you know that if you yeah there it is there you go god it's so weird
there you go that is
like an ancient city by the way if you're born with a tail i'm not trusting you
with my taxes oh come
on i don't care if you got the surgery well it's weird others like some of
those tails look better than
others but some of them are clearly i've got to be fake yeah some people
probably got surgically put
the take off my big toe and stick it on my ass i'm afraid to look it's psychos
out there dude that
your alliance bit i still think about it sometimes what would you do if you had
a tail like give me a
break if you could get like if they you know they they're already getting these
body suits you can
wear to help help you lift they have the new things for your legs that like oh
yeah you know
but dude if there was some cyborg tail that you could attach with a belt what
if there was a way
what if uh genetic engineering and ai merge in a way like duncan we can switch
you one time
to anything you want and one of the options is you could become one of the navi
what are the navi the navi from the movie avatar avatar i'm not i don't want to
be a navi the blue
people not interested giant giant blue people who live in the forest and they
sleep in the trees
and they're connected to the earth and they dance together in a psychedelic
ritual i'm gonna pass on
the navi i don't like dragons they ride dragons bro i don't i don't know man
dude i wanted to be one
of them people so bad everybody did there's there was literally a psychological
condition called avatar
depression do you know about that yeah i do how many people just let's just
have a guess if i said
we could do that to you how many people do you think would sign up i think the
streets would be
filled with giant blue people well i mean if it's only once you have to stay we
can't do it again
it's too dangerous your dna gets volatile it melts down you can become a frog
we can't control it
but we can switch you one time yeah it's not going to be one time man it's not
one time
one time why because you either you either stay a person or you become a werewolf
or we turn you
into a navi imagine imagine if that was an option every time the moon goes
black you have to lock
yourself in your house yeah or you'll kill people know or you or you can be
everybody apart you might
just jump through the windows of the second floor and roam the streets and it's
gonna hurt when you
change it's a painful transformation oh yeah you're screaming in your back
remember the movie american
werewolf in london when he's like on his back dude the best oh my god joe a
great movie
here's a movie you gotta watch really the substance what is that dude i don't
want to ruin it for people
because it just came out but it's um you ever watch any like cronenberg movies
okay so it's a it reminds
me of that it's got demi moore in it who by the way looks so great and she's
like like dude it is so
fucked up this movie is so fucked up but it's got the effects uh something that
happens in it is very
similar to an american werewolf in london and it's basically this star is she's
a fading star and so um
oh and he kills it too but like she's like a fading star so it's called the
substance oh my god it's
fucking trippy man it's so good i'm gonna make a note duncan you will love it
no i can't use i have
to take my gloves off but it's really wild man and it's very dis like there's
parts of it they're so
disturbing really oh maybe they're gonna show it the substance no spoilers what
you've seen it no but
like if you say it's that good then why okay yeah yeah no spoilers i'm sorry so
what is it on again
uh we had to get it on prime oh okay so it's out it's out but dude like the the
this is again like
and i think one of the fun things about being alive right now it's a fun time
and one of the might be
the funnest time anybody's ever had dude really because like if i had to pick
time periods oh we
picked the right one well the second one i would pick is uh when cocaine was
legal
i think you would have been dead already i would well yeah but i mean i tell
you about my buddy steve
who did his ophthalmology uh he he was um his residency he did in miami in the
80s during the cocaine days
no oh my god dude he said every day it was just gunshot wounds and guys with
things stuffed up
their ass they would get coked up and they'd shove something up their ass and
try to come harder
and they just got things stuck up their ass wow that's a problem joe's oh yeah
dude he
my friend shout out to steve graham he told me like all kinds they find light
bulbs guys that have
light bulbs twisty little pine coney light bulbs they stick those up their ass
but you know it's
gonna break like that's gonna break part of the fun part of the fun the the the
risk yeah well
they're coked out of their minds dude they don't know what they're doing this
is the 80s in miami
holy yeah and there was more more banks per capita in miami at the time i don't
know if it's still
the case but more banks in miami per capita than anywhere else in the country
because it was all just moving in that yayo son moving in that yayo yeah it was
a cocaine city
that was where it was probably somewhat common to find like a bag of coke on
the beach right that was
where every day you'd have to get your kid yeah your kid would bring you a bag
of coke like seashells
you've seen cocaine cowboys right yes oh my god it's so and both one and two
both are equally good dude
i've heard that story is so insane i mean again like the i would never i i'm
too much of a
pussy to live that kind of lifestyle but when you think about the possibility
that once we do
get interfaced in some way or another with these new computers that are just
right around the corner
uh we will be able to simulate experiences like that yes i will definitely i
would be into simulating the
experience and then when you consider yeah but you're going to simulate the
experience you know it's
a simulation at some point you're gonna be like you know what let's just turn
that off where i know
it's a simulation you know what i mean we would all be doing that like yeah and
i don't just mean like
literally like i mean at some point you've done 20 000 lifetimes you've
experienced what it's like to be
george washington genghis khan you've experienced what it's like to be joan of
arc you've experienced
being one of jesus's disciples imagine if that's one person and that's your
backstory that you've done
all of those things what a timeline you're on that's going to be everybody that's
going to be everybody
because it's going to be fake well i mean is it into it that that's where it's
really right is it
is it going to be what is reality anyway and what is data right what is data
that's the real question
because it's like how much of data can we recover from light and if we get
faster than light travel
can we get ahead of light we know that when we take a picture that's just light
so if we can get ahead
of light and we can go faster than light if we go exponentially faster than
light theoretically you're
you're basically moving into the future i guess then couldn't you take pictures
of earth in the past
if you could take pictures of earth in the past why couldn't you recreate them
with this new technology
there's your time machine you're not you don't have to worry about up the
timelines
you're just taking pure data having it interpolated by whatever the next
computer is after quantum
computers right and then simulating that reality and traveling into it as
whoever you want to be i mean
it's pure uh hedonism you know it's like right now we think of hedonism as a
great meal making some
money nice car red wine but future versions of hedonism could really just be
like i just want to be a
dinosaur for 50 years
yeah i mean for sure well there's going to be look think about how many people
play video games most
of the day like how many young guys so many young guys with no girlfriends 100
you're playing some kind
a video game absolutely all the time with your friends there you go and you're
probably having
the most fun you're ever going to have in your life so enjoy it yeah before the
prison comes
why why'd you say it before you get told that you're a toxic piece of you can't
and that is by
the way i think there's a new phase in recently married dudes who um i think
there's a new phase that
happens i think i i went through it actually which is like that experience you
had and when i reminisce
on my life in the past prior to having kids which i love but when i reminisce
on the past the the
memories that come to mind a lot of them are like snorting rails of ketamine
and playing god of war
it was good times but nothing like and i really mean this it sounds cheesy but
i really mean it like
what i was going for there that's what i get just on any given day when in the
most right
you're looking for highs and the highs of the love of your family is above and
beyond anything else
unquantifiable you ever tell you uh chapelle's take on it no he goes not only
did it increase
the love in my life but it increased my capacity for love yeah that's right it's
wild and that can
hurt i you know this whole like romantic hippy dippy version of love it doesn't
i don't think
that's quite what love is a fairy tale love real love it's like that that
expansion like you know
that thing where you go from one size butt plug to the next yeah yeah you know
that thing yeah but
you know what i mean it's like you you're you it stretches you out in a way
that nothing else
could have and when you consider in when i think of like the past versions of
me and realize in this
confused way that's what you're looking for you're looking for that and that
impulse is being subverted or
uh captured by you know hedonic technologies that are paradoxically probably
keeping you
from having that experience you know they're they're they're getting in the way
of that experience but
and then and then like new dads you got to shed that skin like you know what i
mean like i had to
like fucking like let go of that that it's such a habit you know that form of
life uh video games
drugs like you know what i mean it's a real it's a real like you have to be
responsible now yeah exactly yeah but
um yeah and that probably sounds like a bummer to a lot of people out there but
it actually this is
the way you know and it feels good when you're in it it's just hard to convince
people to do it and
that's why there's this the elon's terrified of this population crash this idea
that younger kids
uh young kids today are not having babies and as they're getting older you're
less and less fertile
and so people are choosing to have kids later in life they or not have kids
more people are choosing to
not have kids and by the way i'm not judging to do whatever you do whatever you
want you should be able
to do whatever you want in this life and no one should force you to
fucking live with somebody have a family i don't know what kind of anxiety you
have or whether or not
you're a real legitimate loner you like being alone most of the time yeah but
it's just like
the amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite
terrifying yeah if you if
you really stopped and think about that just the number of people that are just
running through life
bummed out i know and there was some obviously polls who knows who the is
running them but there
was some poll about um liberal women and mental illness it's it's so it's such
a meme it's so unfortunate
yeah it seems to like hold up to the meme yeah so unfortunate but the number is
like crazy high
well you know man this is the thing about mental illness like and there's lots
of studies that have
been what what do they call it a folia dude right that's the name for if you
are around a crazy person
it's an you can actually like if you're around a paranoid person long enough
you really might start
thinking the walls are bugged if they're charismatic enough right sure so yeah
there's a there's a quality
to people who are charismatic and distorting reality that is contagious and
then when you add to it it
becomes a fashion statement right so so basically the idea is if you have some
form of
mental illness it's not like i should shame you for it obviously like you need
care you need compassion
but one of the really i think very dangerous things that has emerged into the
zeitgeist is that
compassion has been confused like so in other words they what what you might
call enabling
they are calling compassion because the idea would be you're right now you need
to get better let's get you
better right not like right now this is just how you are and you really don't
have any hope so this is
where and also i congratulate you on your courage and all that's good by the
way it is courageous if
someone has mental illness to announce it but when you go to the next step
which is actually
the fact that you're trying to lose weight the fact that you're trying to
balance your life that is
an aggression you know what i mean like now you are aggressing against all the
people who have this
it is a slap in the face to the people who have it what i'm saying is there's a
culture where the
normal societal pressure to try to make yourself healthy which by the way if
you go back a long
time ago if we're if it's just like you and me and everyone in the green room
and we have to survive
in the wilderness or something like that there really isn't time for somebody
to you know it's dangerous
if someone is doing things that keep them sick because we have to carry them
you know what i mean we have
to carry them through the wilderness and that means we might die that that
lowers our survival chances so
the the the idea is you in a in a you don't want to enable people who are
hurting themselves right
who you don't want to enable people who have a chance to to no longer like
continue the patterns or to
take the medicine or whatever the it is to feel better you actually want to
help them feel better
not keep them frozen in this thing which is a demonstration of their
enlightenment because
that's the thing when health when sickness is health and health is sickness
well that's the ant
death spiral dude like if if right you know that's how you create a very sick
unhealthy world and then
you you know you you wouldn't want like in other words like you if if you met
some like raving
paranoid person who was convinced that there were nanobots inside of them that
were reading their
minds and controlling their thoughts duncan i told you that in private i'm
sorry joe it's just not good
that you think like that that's scary that's a sad place to be we got to get
you out of there
we got to get you on reddit exactly exactly and i nanobots are legit dude shut
the up dude the main
the main this is a this is you know what i'm really scared of legitimately
though i don't think nanobots
are controlling us right now but that this technology that they have where they
have these like little
miniature robots that they can send into your uh bloodstream to repair tissue
and repair you've seen
these right yeah the concept behind it once that becomes an actual thing like
what's to stop someone
from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in
for a procedure
right and if it gets to that point like 20 years from now where they could do
that they could just like
uh we uh we chip duncan thank you thank you very much yeah very important to
find out yeah where
where this guy goes yeah we have to track him dude everywhere he goes and then
you're linked up to
some gps computer by these nanobots inside of your body and by the way if you
and i are talking about
this shit in elf suits you better believe somebody in the dod somebody in them
and then raytheon or
lockheed martin is like mention these these little little robots they do work
for a while whatever after a while they decay inside your body and they create
rampant inflammation
horrible rheumatoid arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die
inside of you well you know
it's like we didn't know that yeah i didn't know gotta break a few eggs to make
an omelet man that we
regret yeah the tuskegee experiment sorry we regret it sorry sorry we infected
people with syphilis i'm
really sorry didn't tell people they had syphilis we're sorry in retrospect it
was a mistake like we
shouldn't have done that i mean the the again how crazy is that that's a real
thing or when they
release some shit in the subways you know whoopsie whoohan lab whoopsies whoops
that was a big
whoopsies boys gain of function research whoopsie whoopsie no whoopsies it was
true dude so when you
this is where to me if you do want to align with a classic paranoid state of
consciousness
the way you align with it is you you and and without having to go on info wars
without having
to go on reddit conspiracy just look at what is true like is verifiable like
what do we know
right now so what we know right now there are unknown drones hovering over new
jersey we know that
the president of the united states has been incapacitated for years for years
no way
who saw that coming dude we were conspiracy theorists yeah i not anymore we
were conspiracy
theorists now our is like mainstream just basic journalism the president of the
united states
has apparently been out of commission for years by the way i welcome him on my
podcast he has an open
invitation god damn it that'd be awesome anytime and he would he would be fun
like i hope so now
dude we'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast but then
wake him up throw
some water on him when but when he when when like he's all there when they got
the cocktail right and
he's like dialed in and he turns into a warlock for a second like you get you
know what i mean
it's scary when the eyebrows move up dude it's locks up that's like something
that's a lich that's
like if you were in a cursed tomb and that thing comes around the corner that
is scary like his whatever
the the the sauron that comes out of him before he like goes back to sleep is
terrifying but even more
terrifying is the network of people around him you know you see those uh it's
really cool the dancing
dragons it's like six dudes in a dragon suit dancing and it looks like a real
dragon dancing oh right
right right yeah biden is the dancing dragon of presidents he's got god knows
how many people just
fucking like working so hard to get that thing to to function just in like
brief moments you only need
him to function for like 10 minutes at a press conference 20 minutes here get
him off the plane
get him in the fucking building if we can pull that off we'll have power for a
little bit longer a
little bit longer dude when you consider that we apparently live in a democracy
you elect this dude
who makes decisions because in some way shape or form he aligns with what you
want the country to be
and the people fucking puppeteering that that poor old man are just like no
actually you he's not
going to make any fucking decisions because he's incapacitated he's gone gone
with a fucking wind
and now we're in control and you didn't vote for us that is terrifying that is
so that's it in a way
that's worse than a coup because at least with a coup you see the military they
come in the tanks are
in front of the white house some dude is suddenly the leader and you know it's
not the guy you voted for
well it was certainly by definition it was a coup against biden oh with kamala
yeah oh yeah yeah
i mean by isn't that by definition or does a coup have to be military oh no no
no that was the
definition of a coup i think a coup is just when you is it just like a some
sort of a conspiracy to
overthrow the leader and install a new leader that's it right it doesn't have
to be violent right that's
right and and what a brilliant i love the bell it does have to be violent yeah
a sudden violent
unlawful seizure i guess we have to redefine that yeah because again that's
interesting is there any
other coup d'etat maybe right i know it comes from that but um is there a
difference between a coup
and a coup d'etat what's it no i think it is coup d'etat that's the actual
definition it's the same
it's the same thing i said in violent yeah in america yeah it's it's
essentially we shortened it
um but so it's it it does say violent but if there's a bunch of people that
conspire behind the scenes
and they force you out and your wife doesn't want you to get forced out and
then there's all these
arguments and then you wear a maga hat and then and your wife wears red when
she votes yeah like
yeah you send the signal your wife gives a speech where she's mocking kamala
harris
yeah she's talking about joy and like the joy like just nonsensical
yeah word salad dude i know i saw that it's like they're so pissed it's kind of
a coup it seems like
it's kind of a coup and it also the right thing to do that guy should not be he
might have won
i mean it was the right thing to do in terms of like you can't have a guy
who's just a figurehead that's not what the deal is the deal is this guy is
going to be doing his
best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this world of
finance and environment
and international relations perfectly where he doesn't blow anything up and he
makes our economy
happy yeah go go that's the that's the deal yeah well but the again like it
that you can't like have
only a mask like who's running the deal well that was so okay so again it's
like and this is the
fantasy of any hippie or whatever so the idea is um the predicted in the new
age movement and i think
you could argue in a lot of religions would is the consciousness shift is is
happening the age of
aquarius whatever the you want to call it consciousness shift and so um the
idea is that what we're
witnessing is essentially the um the collapse of uh a way of doing things uh
that is collapsing and as it
collapses it starts making big mistakes one big mistake would be people figure
out that we have had a
president who is basically incapacitated meaning we don't really need a
president there the whole model
starts falling apart also when you realize like they like if you watch
basketball or skateboarding watch
skateboarding now versus skateboarding when people started skateboarding like
the tricks like people
are doing now versus what they used to do right and you see how quickly people
when something's fun or
important how quickly it evolves right right so the coup is problematic in that
again you know a coup has
happened the ultimate coup is to have a figurehead now you know the it's a it's
a it's a hacky trope i
guess the idea being that like every president is just a puppet right but the
problem with that puppet
is that like these are puppets who actually do have power they will make
decisions even if there's
a lot of pressure for from god knows whatever the web of unknown people is that
tries to like grab the
the steering wheel they can say no so that's a problem so if i want to control
the steering wheel completely
dude what's better than a a an old man who has dementia because i could tell
him happened that
didn't happen i could show him news sources that aren't even real you know what
i mean i could
literally like you just probably pretends to be able to read his eyes are
probably gone dude absolutely
probably pretends absolutely and and and then the other side of it the aside
from it it's a coup it's
completely unconstitutional it's a a a a fucked up takeover of the u.s
government if you just look at
the abuse of like the right thing to do when you have a president a bus driver
whoever who's got senile
dementia is to say hey guys he's really sick and he can't do the job anymore
and we have to find somebody
else to do the job now that's the right thing to do but these motherfuckers are
like no no no no no
we'll lose our jobs we're in the fucking cabinet exactly they're like we don't
want a primary
because if another democrat comes in if shapiro comes in if newsome comes in
whole new cabinet that's
right that's right everybody knew everybody knew that's it everybody wants to
keep their job it's so
fucked up if even if you are sad that trump won and you wish kamala harris won
if she did win it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a
primary right and
that's kind of crazy and it's not a good precedent to set it's not good to let
people weasel around
this system that we have in place and by having a vice president and then
immediately appointing them
as the democratic candidate that's kind of illegal it seems like it's kind of
illegal is it illegal well
dude i mean should it be how about let me say this that should be illegal right
you you should have to
have a vote from the people to decide who their democratic elected person who's
going to run for
president is right that's the whole deal yeah maybe people didn't vote for you
when you were running
for president which is a fact and so then when you ran for vice president or
when he chose you as
vice president all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really
good candidate for
president when like we let's find out what the people think if you guys believe
that she's the best
person for the job the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people
vote like really vote
actually vote don't with the vote yeah don't the mail-in ballots seem kind of
odd let's not do that
yeah nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s yeah let's
just do it in person
like we always do that's right man let's just vote the idea is like if i'm a
kidnapper and i kidnap
you uh and i i don't know knock you out or something you come to and i explain
we're married
i need to pull that off we're now married i've just kidnapped somebody but now
they think that we're
married what i'm saying is uh you know you know if you're gaslighting yeah you
really need to execute
perfectly gaslighting and so the the the problem with the and i think this is
the buried fucking
headline in the drones in the kamala coup the the the the president with senile
dementia is that
all of these actions taken by the federal government have not just corroded
people's trust in the
federal government but potentially like annihilated annihilated it meaning now
yeah you know if i'm
kidnapped by somebody and they're like no here's why i kidnapped you oh god
there's that great movie
where like somebody ends up in someone's survival bunker and you wonder is it
really the end of the
world or is this person kidnapped he's saying you can't go out there but it's
like the idea is uh the
moment if if i've been kidnapped and i actually buy into your that's going to
create a
lot less anxiety for me but the moment your kidnapee stops believing you whoa
that's not fun for anybody
and right now i feel like that's the general mood is people just don't trust at
like when people that
do have stockholm syndrome that's it dude that's it that's it that's it those
are the people that are
still getting boosted you know i am up to date i have all nine of my boosters jesus
christ they got
boosters in their eyeballs you can see them swimming around behind their
eyeballs and eventually they're
going to be just pointing at you you haven't had your boosters that is
six feet distance that's what it felt like man that's what it felt like being
unvaccinated in the
pandemic well it felt like like some people looked at you like you were the
dirty like
i heard dudes i know i know them i've hung out with them and they were calling
people plague rats
plague rats calling unvaccinated people plague rats listen this is um and you
know maybe you're not
supposed to do this like when you're saying like you try to find the the
compassionate way of looking at
kamala harris i try to find that with everybody man as that as like an exercise
that i've been doing
more and more over the last few years i try to push it all day long yeah there's
so many things to get
upset about but there's also there's so there's so many good things in the
world too and we can't fall
into the we're not designed to soak up eight billion people worth of bad news
that's right we're just not
designed that way that's right and if you suck all that stuff in you're gonna
have a lot of negativity
in your life and it's not about forgiving people for like even like cnn people
that are spitting out
propaganda like your demise is self-created you will be punished by your own
doings the world has responded
to all have you seen this crazy interview where don lemon interviews some dude
on the street
no you haven't seen this no the the it's so funny because don lemon's doing
like these on the street interviews
and uh he's talking to this this guy uh about the news and the the guy is
essentially telling don lemon
like i don't trust all these sources you're saying he's like look here it is
washington post
i forget what the subject was but he got don lemon to say i don't listen to
mainstream news either
what yeah yeah yeah play this play this from the beginning because this is so
crazy
who is the real president-elect do you think donald trump one i believe
democratic lawmakers in
washington are calling elon musk president they're saying this is the vice
president or the head of
communications what's what's what's what's wait a second no no one said that
really have you not
watched and paid attention absolutely not i'm paying attention to what i'm
doing during my day
so i can try and get a better life okay do you have your phone with you i do
why don't you google
right now yes tell me president musk and see what comes no but that's already a
loaded question you
realize tell me give me the sources axios business insider we don't trust any
of these the common man
doesn't trust any of these keep going abc news washington post new york the atlantic
oh i don't
trust any of these i don't trust any of them okay i don't trust any of these we're
the common man we
don't trust any of these no one trust is the government no one trusts the
common news we don't
trust any of that anymore independent news we are the ones that own the news
now people trust me they
don't trust msnbc because i can't actually one of them i can't disagree with
you okay well then i get
a lot of people coming to me saying i only watch i don't watch corporate media
right oh he said a lot
of people coming to him i misunderstood i got a heart on when i saw that dude
that is incredible
well that guy just geniusly broke down yeah this illogical assumption that
because it's on these
accepted sources it must be true right like oh he's president musk maybe we
have the good guy super
genius on our side and this idea that he's doing it for money hey you halfwits
he has
all the money yeah he has more money than anybody right he's simultaneously
running multiple businesses
at the that are at the the peak the cutting edge of technology sure shut the up
and
let him cook but let him cook also though when you when you realize like this
is like you know when
the dnc starts astroturfing reddit when the dnc starts astroturfing 4chan when
the dnc started
doing that using all that money and it's so funny because the astroturfing
after she lost it just
stopped explain astroturfing so the idea is like i infiltrate message boards
post uh political messages
disguised as like somebody just putting a post up i try to redirect the
conversation or essentially
imply a um consensus that doesn't exist and so uh there's ways of manipulating
the algorithm
apparently on the dnc's uh discord server they were talking about the best ways
and times to post on
reddit to attempt to move the needle so it's kind of amazing isn't it it should
be illegal it's so
fucked up if like you are full-on propaganda like if if we if i don't know we
did a renegade rogue
commercial for uh nicotine pouches on instagram you have to say this is a
sponsored post so why is it
that if you work for the dnc or volunteer for any state entity you don't have
to say also i'm doing this
as a volunteer for the dnc i that's why i opposed to this you don't have to do
that right so that's
invasion of the body snatchers that's the i'm pretending to be a normal person
i'm infecting
the data sphere with propaganda and if i do it enough it will create the
illusion that this is the
consensus and the reason you want to create that illusion is because people
like to sync up that's
what they know they love to sync up and really smart people like to get really
good at syncing up
they like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't
sync up correctly
there you go sync up yeah and you know what it is it's just dorks it's dorks
and dorks have found
a thing right found a thing maybe your thing could have been chess it's not it's
politics yeah maybe
you know what i mean right like whatever your thing is yeah that's what's
really going on and your
denial of objective reality in order to win it exposes you it exposes you to
people in this new world
that are recognizing that we are the only people that have ever gone through
this and we are in this
insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and
manipulated in the past
how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree
to yeah and and how much
of this chaos is being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a
fucking spectacular way that's almost indescribable yeah insane amounts of
money in control of the
narrative and it's not working it's not working it's not working it's not
working you and i and jamie
in a fucking room yeah are working right that's not working what they're doing
is not working because
people are getting information from multiple sources now and the sources that
aren't reliable
like that guy listed off they're dying off yeah you know the new york times app
is uh more people
use it for wordle than anything like new york times has essentially become a
gaming company easy
see if that's true i don't want to get sued i'm pretty sure it's true well i
mean wordle is fun i'm
i'm sure it's fine it's a separate app is it a separate app pretty sure or is
it that word i do
mind that's yeah i'm tired of your drinking no thank you i'm kidding is that
what it is um so that
wordle gets more activity for the company that's what essentially yeah there
was a graph i was too
lazy to read the whole graph but it was a breaking down how wordle is more used
than anything well
listen this is true let's make sure that's true otherwise we'll have to cut
this out i don't want
new york times on my ass oh my god that would suck it sucks so bad they've done
it before it's just
that's their job that's their job you know they're just like that shouldn't be
a job where your um
area times games are more popular than its news uh it if that's what you want
it to be but here's
the thing it's not necessary anymore and i think that um through the rise of
independent journalism one of
the things we're really realizing is that all something has someone has to do
is be consistently
objective and intelligent and um post things and post takes on things like coleman
hughes or
some of these people yeah consistently intelligent objective and then you'll
develop a following yeah
and then you'll become a reliable source of news that's right because i know
that if i ask coleman
about x y or z and he's he's informed he's going to give me a very intelligent
breakdown of what it is
there's a few people in my life that are like like andrew huberman if i have
some sort of
health-related question peter atia right i have some sort of like how are they
doing this and what
it what is is this legitimate right and they'll look at it and they'll analyze
it yeah i've sent
huberman stuff and he goes over the data he's like this is fascinating this it
theoretically should work
you know and then this will explain why and what the pathways are and how
interesting this is yeah it's it's an
amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person forget i mean it's
too difficult you'd have
one line of inquiry like you have one lane or whether it's archaeology or
language one lane
where you look super well read in yeah you don't have access to all this these
other professors that
are working on quantum physics right you don't have access to the james webb
telescope people you don't
have access to all this data it's like it's too hard to get right now it's
everywhere everywhere it's
everywhere all the time that's right it's a question away on your phone yeah it's
a question away you
pick up your phone and you just press a button you say hey google why don't you
tell me what the james
webb telescope's been up to yeah hey chat gpt why don't you talk to me like santa
claus and explain
to me why these drones are fake the best i don't know if the drones are china's
or ours or water people
they're coming out of the water no tell i mean imagine if there's a
civilization under the water
i mean that's where i would hide if i was like trying to hide from a
civilization it's the ocean it's
clear they can't get in there they can't breathe under there's a perfect place
to hide you know what i've
been saying for a while last few weeks at least i think maybe what the aliens
are is custodians
i think maybe they're just here they're like some sort of a autonomous creation
that's designed to
accelerate our evolution stop us from blowing ourselves up and make sure that
we build the quantum
computer with ai right and this is like it's all a part of this like endless
cycle of integration in
the great universe this and like we're at this like i don't want to get out of
my cocoon we're in
that stage we're in this like bizarre strange you know australiapithecus
wandering around in the
grass fields we're in this weird stage where we're we're gonna launch into some
completely new way of
interfacing with the universe itself yeah and it's gonna happen whether you
like it or not yeah and
this is just what's happening right now and that's why everything's so chaotic
okay like mckenna used
to talk about this dude i used to talk about how the end of civilization it's
not going to be it's not
going to be a whimper it's going to be people screaming yeah agony and that's
it flailing and trying to
hold on to the norman rockwell paintings i want to bake my own bread you're
trying to do a waltz
at a rave how many genders yeah what are you saying yeah why are these drones
with their drones god
damn it it's the meltdown and you know if you what you're saying like so if you
look at like uh crick
and i think it was craig wrote the um uh he wrote a paper theorizing about uh
directed panspermia which
is where you put so so okay directed panspermia i get some kind of nanobot
which is i guess you could
say that's what dna is nanobot precursor essentially like well i think it's
weird and maybe i don't
understand what he's doing completely it's weird to me that musk wants to send
humans to mars because it
seems like it would make make way more sense pre sending humans to send drones
robots to construct
whatever it is you need to survive on mars to go in the caves build the that's
the plan duncan oh
really so yeah yeah the first the first um voyage to mars is going to be unmanned
okay great yeah i
think they have to do that they have to they have to have a certain amount of
supplies because i think
they can only come back in two years but i don't even mean supplies i mean if
we jump for 20
years how about missing that bus the mars bus the two-year bus oh duncan you
were late you slept in
that's hilarious yeah you missed the you've watched the rocket go up no
no nobody woke me you cocksuckers imagine if you're like duncan is such a
fucking douchebag let's leave him here let's leave him on mars there's plenty
of potatoes
he can live that is so fucked up fuck him make him fertilize his potatoes with
his own
shit like so damon yeah like matt damon did in the that marsha movie dude so
you if so obviously like the way you're going to want to
colonize habitable worlds is is you create not just this nanobot but you make
it so the nanobot can
only survive in environments that you would live in meaning and then encoded in
the nanobot
is the end destination what you're talking about the quantum computers some
kind of ai
that then will naturally uncover faster than light travel wormholes whatever
the fuck it is and then
when the wormholes open up you can instantaneously travel to habitable planets
right so can i tell you
terence harrod's uh idea yeah it's a great idea yeah he thinks that we have it
all wrong when it comes to
the formation of planets and the creation of life he thinks what happens is the
sun is constantly ejecting
things right you see these coronal mass ejections crazy yeah millions of times
like longer than you know
the distance between whatever and whatever i'm i don't know just scary crazy
bigger than earth right
that he thinks these particles coalesce in space outside of the gravity of the
sun and they they
orbit the sun and very close at first but then as time goes on they move
further and further away
and they get to a place where they're in this position like earth is and then
they people
they flower just like when you plant a seed when the water comes he goes and
then it has to be
sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move
out of the habitable
zone wow and he thinks that mars at one point in time probably had civilization
in life and then as
mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the sun it
eventually got too cold
and it eventually got hit by something it lost its atmosphere and now it's just
desert that's so cool
well now they know there's water on mars yeah they know it used to be just the
craziest of conspiracy
right oh there's no water on mars yeah there's no evidence of water how could a
society live there
but you know this is the nuttiest of nutty but some remote viewer went to mars
a million years ago
and said there were pyramids there sure and there was a civilization there yeah
and you know um there's
tribes no actually they think they came from the planet series right like the
dogon tribe yeah i believe
that all people came from from another planet yeah if you were in mars and you're
a thousand years
advanced from us and they never figure out ai so they just go in a different
direction they're like super
super advanced though where they could travel through the space between the
planets and uh you get to a
point where you're like hey guys we kind of about a decade yeah we got about
one decade where life can
exist on this planet we got to get off of this now earth is ready there's some
monkeys there there's a
bunch of shit there it's like you know we could we could just go there yeah we
just go there well and
then we just monked around with them like these guys are developing like really
slowly like why don't
we just and then homo sapiens yeah there you go man listen the whatever it is
definitely not what i just
described no whatever it is it's not bad i wasn't believing it as i was saying
it i was like that's
crazy but dude you know i think maybe you look at um just the concept of epigenetics
and what we're doing
right now you look at the statistical probability of dna evolving based on the
age of the planet
you look at these things and not just that you look at the mythologies of the
world it all points
towards some kind of advanced intelligence bioengineering a planet for some
reason or another i mean even
like have you ever read the parable of the sower you know that jesus uh jesus
said can you do you mind
pulling that up jamie i don't have it memorized yet the parable of the sower
when you think how do you
say yes sower s-o-w-e-r oh like a sow like sowing things no like planting seeds
sower of seeds
but when you think about this generally this is the idea of like there's people
are going to like
understand jesus as god but if you look at it as an extraterrestrial
intelligence planting seeds on
planets versus it becomes this like crazy the sower is the yeah uh the pair of
the so
though seeing they do not see though hearing they do not hear or understand and
then um where is it uh
uh oh yeah um gotten it was then he told a farmer went out to sow a seed as he
was scattering the
seeds some fell along the path and the birds ate it up some fell on rocky
places where it did not have
much soil it sprang up quickly because the soil was shallow but when the sun
came up the plants were
scorched and they withered because they had no root other seed fell among thorns
which grew up and
choked the plants still other seed fell on good soil where it produced a crop a
hundred sixty or
thirty times what was sown whoever has ears let them hear whoa listen to this
the disciples came to him
and asked why do you speak to the people in parables he replied because the
knowledge of the secrets of
the kingdom of heaven has been given to you but not to them whoever whoever has
will be given more and
they will have an abundance whoever does not have even what they have will be
taken from them this is
why i speak to them in parables i'd be like bro what the did you say can you
break that down if i had
that guy on the podcast if i had god on the podcast i'm like okay do you have
friends okay when you talk
to friends like you should when you say like complicated things you should make
them make sense so um i know
you're smart you made the whole universe yeah i'm not being disrespectful sir
but yeah what did you say
well let me answer it in a parable you see imagine a flower growing from stone
sometimes the stone
is angry at the flower but sometimes the stone glows with light this is why is
it because we teach kids
that way kind of we kind of teach kids almost in parables well we teach kids
like a simplistic form
of everything well i think it's an acknowledgement of a kind of spectrum of
intelligence right it's like
right the idea is like let me give you a little data fractal here that's why it's
so rude when someone
talks down to you oh the worst when someone's like i don't know if you know but
let me explain to you oh
please what's wrong with the way you're thinking i can't wait to hear it's the
grossest way to talk
to people ever it is so it's it's an absolutely a sign of low intelligence if
you're so idiotic that you
think and you'll be yeah but how do you feel it but you're you're deciding to
be mean about a point of
discussion that's right that's what it is you're deciding to be mean instead of
saying um i uh i have
a lot of knowledge about this if we could if i could tell you what i know all
right this is why
i believe what you're saying is not true yeah because i actually have a phd in
this and this
is how we know this and this is how we know that right and then you go oh that's
essentially what
eric weinstein did to terence howard right so when terence howard was on the
podcast there was a lot
of things that you're saying that were true and really fascinating and very
interesting he's a very
brilliant guy yeah eric weinstein is a legitimate phd in mathematics right he's
super crazy scary
smart and he was and he said to him he said look i'm not giving you peer review
he goes i'm not a
peer you're not my peer he goes i'm an expert i'm giving you an expert review i'm
saying you have a
lot of really interesting ideas just stop teaching people stop stop t it's
offensive to the people that
actually do this for a living that's all it is it doesn't you are like us and
this is what he said of
him he said he's one of us he just went down a different path that's right he's
a brilliant guy
who has a strong desire to understand the universe yeah strong desire to
understand things but
he's not you have to go down the path of peers you have to go down the path of
you got to be with all
these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about and the only way you're
really going to get
in if you you have to find some online community of legitimate people that
accept you you have to be
invited into something or you have to fucking attend a university like all the
other ones did
that's that's how you find out especially when it comes to like mathematics boy
you know when you're
talking about like things like physics yeah boy you need do you need that's
these are cold hard
fact-based disciplines like you need to be around the people that are the cream
of the crop of that
that's it yeah that's right man and and that um i watched some of that and um i
loved it because uh
you well that's what compassion looks like you got to see also that terence is
a good guy yeah exactly
he didn't get upset he didn't get angry yeah it wasn't designed to humiliate it
wasn't at all
and it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really good that
peopling idea is
really good dude the other thing that he has that he invented you've seen that
linchpin thing that he
invented i saw something like that modular drone technology yeah like be used
for construction and
yeah and moving giant girders creates a vortex or something well they all link
together it's like a
geometric pattern but the nerdiest of nerdy things was weinstein calling him
out on the degree
of the angle of one of the like calculations that he made i don't even remember
exactly what it was
he was you had to cheat that right right and he's like yeah i did i did that to
make it work and he's
like ah they were like with each other because he understood why there would be
something problematic
about linking all these specific geometric patterns and then they had to make
some slight adjustment to
make them link up perfectly i love that super nerd talk inside baseball comedians
do it too like when
we're like breaking down a joke and like the like the to a minute pause or
something it's the same thing
but yeah man i mean this uh this was this is what i love when you read about
the history of science
you read about like famous physicists getting in real like intense fights with
each other
and you see that the process of discovering the truth uh does involve a kind of
mutual curiosity but
not being afraid to say this is wrong but allowing the other person to fire
back because you both know
that via this conflict potentially you discover something new and that that was
the attitude i mean
like this whole thing where suddenly normal people aren't supposed to engage in
science is really
fucked up when you look at like the history of science which used to be maniacs
like newton who they
analyzed his hair mercury in his hair bro everything had poisoned it back then
well no but he was
experimenting with mercury he was interested he's like building scale replicas
of the temple of
solomon you know like you you look at that and you see that now newton today
you know somebody like
don limb would be like oh really so you're gonna believe isaac fucking newton
with mercury in his hair
in his little dollhouse like the temple of solomon oh yeah he's he's a real
scientist that's not what
they look like it's like these people were out of their minds but sigmund freud
just injecting
liquid cocaine into his veins you look at like the history about his mom
freaking out about his mom
fucking shoving cigars up his ass i don't think he really did that but i wouldn't
be surprised i wouldn't
be surprised but you know you look at the history of what brilliant people who
have shifted the culture
actually behave like tesla yeah fucking tesla did like i don't know like he's
in love with his pigeon in love
with a pigeon didn't want to like the thought about castrating himself because
his sex drive was getting
in the way of his research so he's like i'll just chop my dick off he did dude
i think there was a
description of him destroying his sexuality yeah dude so so you you sort of
like realize that for whatever
reason the priest class of default reality of which don lemon is a high priest
have suddenly created this
ridiculous version of scientists of philosophers of intellectuals that are
domesticated
people normal fucking people is actually really awful in the sense that all of
the like philosophers and
scientists out there today who are like you know in their filthy fucking
apartments who've been staring
into a candle for like five hours they're not thinking like i'm a scientist
they might be you don't know
like this this this this new basically like it appears that the power
structures in the world
want to create this homogeneous version of humanity within which there's all
these declawed people
who completely align on a few ridiculous facts absolutely and you can make
those people very clawed if
you bond them together to attack anybody who doesn't stay in line that's right
yeah
that's right and that is what again like a coup or you you get rid of the
president at least you know
it's not the president tyranny where you don't have soldiers in the streets but
a kind of societal
pressure an unending pressure trying to online bots tick tock the reels the
algorithm like dude have you
ever looked at pendulum sync up but i don't watch tick tock i don't have tick
tock i know it sucks because i
try to send you some tick tock you can't look at it i won't click on it but i
don't the the the they
probably already infected my phone just because you sent me those links i'm
sorry probably in the user
agreement i still send we agree to infect other people's phones every time you
send them a link
i keep hoping you all of like i i try not not giving in well it's it is so
incredibly hypnotic like it is so
advanced in what it does but not interested it's really creepy though because
like
it's it's syncing as it's homogenizing people and that's what i don't like is
like it's creating this
synced up and it's creepy because like the tick tock dance is actually if you
think about it it's
really a symbol of what it's doing for a lot of other things like maybe you're
not doing a choreographed
dance with your family in front of the christmas tree to some dumb song but why
is it that everything
you say i've read i've seen written exactly in the same way on reddit why is it
that every opinion you
have matches not just like the idea doesn't match but the way you're verbalizing
the idea
how is it is like a sentence that i've heard over and over and over again in
different places
that is so spooky to me yeah so to to me like that um and also that it's called
tick tock which in my
fucking paranoid universe i keep thinking is that the tick tock of a metronome
that they're talking
about getting people to dance to a certain cultural bpm jamie i'm gonna send
you something i'm not sure
if it's true so i want you to find out if it's true and uh it was someone was
saying that um there's
a whole series of people i saved it on twitter it's a link on twitter that's
what it is um there's a
whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same
thing i saw that i know
what you're talking about is that real though i don't know the problem with
those things is like people
bullshit and when people both here it is i'll send it to you jamie uh when
people bullshit it's really hard
to tell you know because uh if you change this and you know create this in photoshop
and then people
start spreading it then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people
don't ever hear oh no no
no somebody made that in photoshop right so by the time it gets around it's
like i don't know i don't
know if it's true or not right these are one of those so it's like if if that's
true and if all these
doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbiage exactly i wonder if that's a
mandate i wonder if
they're sent something like a mass email mass email that says copy and paste
this perhaps discord server
or i wonder if they're fake doctors or i wonder you know if it's like some bot
program designed to
encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was i just don't know if
it was real so i don't
want to like i want to talk to jamie to look at it real quick thank you jamie
jamie's super skeptical
to the point of being a liberal oh why is that what it means why does that have
to why is that the end
result he's triggered he's triggered that narrative gets around people i know i
know jamie's not a
liberal folks yeah jamie's very uh down the middle hey jamie's not a liberal um
you're a centrist is
that correct sure i think so right this is weird i'm just looking at the
account i don't i'm trying to
figure out a way to to research it i might have twitter's or uh google search
the image but see
if the thing has been uh community noted i do see one different here's what
difference i'm noticing
just looking at it that the different font well the third thing that they're
saying is a little different
because it's starting to be a joke sugma is a joke it's something that's like
my net like suck my nuts
oh really yeah it's another hilarious that's brilliant oh that's very funny it's
already in
troll space but okay so it does mean oh so it could be that a bunch of people
just decided to retweet it
for funsies i it's some of them are well why don't you go to their accounts
look up that's what i was
going to do or it could have been one of those things where someone got caught
do you remember when
there was this like misinformation video that got out there was all these local
news anchors giving
the same exact speech in verbatim yeah in tune in time yeah it's really weird
yeah play that jamie
do you know what that how that happens yeah they get given just get the same
script yeah it's like
local news stuff it's like uh i mean it usually happens i know clear media
right but it's about
misinformation oh yeah right and it's it's weird it's weird because they're
basically protecting their
job so what it is they've been caught stealing money you know they've got a big
fucking pot of gold
then you know and the people are at the door like i heard you got gold in there
what you're hearing
is misinformation it's all misinformation we are the number one source of news
and we're dedicated to
give you the true objective they're all reciting the same script right is it um
what company is
it that makes them sing claire so they make them let's just play it though
because it's so crazy
that these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news and
they're reading off this
thing pretending that this is the these are their thoughts this is what's
bizarre about that where it's
untenable because people know that those are not their thoughts they know they're
reading off a script
right everybody knows it so it doesn't work you're just making noise with your
mouth and people are still on
twitter well they get you know what i mean they're still they're still like
reading what's actually
going on versus what you're saying also you know you know the idea is you get
these people to dress
up like humans and then just get them to like you know in a in tone whatever
the thing is you want
them to read yeah and we think they're one of us and so we believe them jamie
did i send you the thing
where the girl is uh excuse me the woman is uh giving a um a press conference
on uh the uaps and the drones
and she's saying we don't know what they are they're not ours and they're not
an adversaries
that's i think i think i tweeted i sent it to you that's the one where she's
wearing the ufo necklace
you'll see she's wearing a ufo she's a kook is she a kook who is who is this
lady
i don't know this legit press conference all i know she's in front of a podium
so i trust her
that's what i go by it's a podium you can get all the way the up there nobody
tackles you must be telling the truth you gotta be legit yeah you're at the
podium totally
yeah yeah you're at the sacred scroll there's a flag behind you i'm gonna buy ari
a torah
you ever see the torah it's like in a or the talmud you can just buy you're
gonna buy the actual
scroll hey get someone to write it for you that's a terrible responsibility for
him because you have
to like treat it really carefully you have to put in a vault they have dudes
they uh no he's gonna
keep in his living room and jerk off on it did he say that no no you won't i
said that i promise
he still believes he's not gonna jerk off on the tour i promise you he's gonna
put it oh talmud the
dude how about this one jamie can you find you remember that lady they hired
for the ministry of
info it wasn't called that but it was like yeah ministry of disinformation okay
can you find the
ministry of different information ladies singing supercalifragilisticexpl you've
seen that yeah of
course you've seen that yeah that was cindy orwell i think cindy orwell that's
not her name i just made
that up i'll be awesome she's like she's like such a loon and this idea that
this person is going to be in
charge of what's legitimate and not there's too many things this is what people
are realizing there's
too many things that they told us were not legitimate just three years ago that
are 100
fact now and everybody knows that and this is this uh latest what is the house
committee thing on when
with covid and the wuhan lab leak and this lady this is the craziest shit i've
ever seen nina jankovic
information's origins are slightly less atrocious can you imagine it's how you
hide a little lie lie
it's how you hide a little lie it's how you hide a little lie it's how you hide
a little lie
it's how you hide a little lie they think we're idiots
julianni shared bad intel from ukraine or when tiktok influencers say covid can
cause pain
they're laundering disinfo and we really should take note and not support their
lies with our wallet voice
oh it's kind of catchy i mean she's beautiful isn't this what animaniacs did
this is real
it feels like animaniacs to me you guys might be no i think it's really her no
no i mean but that they
would give information out in songs like that song form and it would be
informational but this was like
something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry
of the head of the
i'm just saying it's disinformation but how about i think it's honestly just
her trying to go viral
with a video about this thing that she's doing that's what it is and that's the
it's a good way
to go viral i mean we just talked about it i mean people share it even if it's
preposterous it's a
good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and why it's
fine if if the united
states isn't literally trillions of dollars in debt and partially because
people like that are getting
hired to sing mary poppins about misinformation then it's an atrocity she
should get nancy pelosi money
dude she should get i mean look nancy pelosi deserves full of diamonds money
bathtub full of diamonds
just just crystal and diamonds in the bathtub just waddle around
and just hang in there until that genetic engineering comes you can be young
again wills
what was it she said joe biden should be on mount rushmore yeah good call dude
he's definitely
not going to send you in jail that guy is uh oh this is what i want to talk to
you about
pardons i'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned because i think that
there's like
governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they they
can pardon someone yeah
i like that i like that i like that the president can pardon some people like i
wish they pardoned ed
ed snowden you know you know there's a bunch of julian assange they should have
pardoned julian assange
i wish there was you know a way to stop someone from pardoning 8 000 people and
some of them are like
murderers some of them are the kids the kids for cash judge kids for cash one
of them or one of the
people we talked about this the other day he's one of the people he had two
years left in his sentence
but still like it's the principle of the thing how many lives were destroyed by
that kids for cash thing
we how many how many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock
young people up in
detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and
separated from their family
and sent down a horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority
and everything else
everything else you're basically setting them up for a life of being a loser
unless they have the
strongest of wills and they can figure out a way to stay positive and get
through it and then use that
to fuel whatever the they do that's so rare man those people are so rare
well here's the problem man i mean the problem is well number one i think okay
like you pull someone
over you breathalyze them they're driving drunk right so you're like you can't
drive now because
you're drunk so also you wouldn't say to them i'm going to give you the ability
to pardon as many
people as you want for any crime that you want right so if somebody has
dementia right
why can they do all the pardons that's so crazy that's such a great point that
i never even
thought of yeah wait so why would you still give them that power well the other
thing that's really
fucking crazy about it is i don't know what we the president makes a year but
it's not enough money
we barely pay the president anything so i think it's like four hundred thousand
dollars four hundred
thousand dollars a year you can't say that's barely enough that's barely i know
i mean for the actual
job i mean literally every day you're shitting blood because no matter what you
do you say the wrong
thing five thousand people accidentally die it's the most stressful job on
earth i'm saying the actual
thing theoretically in my mind so i would say you know in the way that we pay
our football players a
ton of money baseball players a ton of money the dude theoretically keeping our
country from getting
nuked should make a lot of money why not if how about this how about we pay
them more but they can't do
speeches no speeches afterwards no paid speeches when you leave you can write
books you can write books
but none of those paid bank speeches none of those five hundred thousand dollar
speeches that's so to me
it's like on your way out you sell pardons on your way out you via some god
knows what mechanism that's
probably been in place for a long time right people are able to give you this
or that and you pardon that
person yeah that's where it's up it's like dude come on bro like come on man
that's trading that's how
it works that's how it works i'll give you a little this you give me a little
that we do it right in
front of the world and we're gonna let out murderers and then especially if you
got cooed so especially
you got cooed you got humiliated they didn't give you your drugs why isn't he
letting out joe exotic
it's insane let him out why not let him out you're gonna do kids for cash you're
not gonna do joe
fucking exotic yeah and how is joe exotic dming me how is this happening i
think he because he knows
because you will say things like this does he have a phone in jail dude i feel
like are you allowed to
have a phone joe can you have a twitter account joe i feel like right now
because of
you're like you aiding trump and getting elected i i don't think you're the
kind of person to do this
but i do feel like you could probably call in like at least one favor get joe
exotic out dude
why not for all of us russ russ albert first okay sure yeah i mean i'm
obviously i think some
people i think trump committed to doing that to releasing really yeah well i
mean does that find
out if that's true jamie i believe it is i believe he was it was one of those
bitcoin
fucking things that he did oh yeah he said that dan or dave said that the
libertarian thing he said yes
that's right libertarian libertarian and bitcoin are the same fucking category
in my brain when i'm
barely tuned in it's all the same it's like nft libertarian bitcoin yeah yeah
yeah whatever
yeah i'm a libertarian like sure it's on in paper it's a great idea it's not it's
not a real party
i'm a sovereign citizen i'm a sovereign citizen too really yeah yeah it's great
but i'm not of this
planet where are you from i'm from everywhere i'm from everywhere man i'm johnny
cash dude that's a
a lot of place everywhere man what a great song what a great fucking song johnny
cash was the
man oh my god that's an incarnation i would pick like if we get to like if
there's a vhs library of
incarnations there's a long line to be johnny cash i'm picking johnny cash oh
my god top 10 probably
you imagine being johnny cash when he played at folsom prison folsom prison
blues it's the most
incredible he played at the prison it's incredible paul rodriguez did a comedy
special at a
prison like way back in the day i forget when it was but i remember i believe
it was an hbo special
and he did it live from a prison which is fucking buck wild so badass buck wild
i mean i if you were
going to do that you would have to work you know who could do that joey diaz
100 easily 100 he would
murder in a prison yeah you know metaphorically i mean if there was a simulator
and this is again like is this
paul rodriguez behind behind bars live in san quentin 1991. damn
respect to paul rodriguez i don't even know if it worked
though they're laughing they're laughing looks like they're having a good time
that's crazy
no they don't have to i'm joking i'm sure they don't rush him
who's how's the guards gonna stop by the time they beat him to death i mean 50
dudes just rush him
seriously you're thinking about that before you go on stage like you they like
paul rodriguez i mean
you know but yeah how do you know it's san quentin he was popular at the time
like he is still
popular but he was like very very popular at the time there's a guy probably in
the audience who like
wore his daughters in trails as a necklace you know what i mean like i'm sure
his neighbors
right his dog it's badass that's a badass move crazy move that's a badass move
i mean dude
when you think about all the that we're talking about and really when you sort
of look at like
just among our group of friends the insane events the last few months tony hinchcliffe
was misquoted
by obama i mean there was a speaker at the trump rally who said puerto rico's a
pile of garbage
those are human beings dude i mean nobody's aged harder than that dude well he's
withered bro but
those are like these are vampire ears this isn't like you got bit by a leech
like you got a parasite
yeah years reading the necronomicon or something he's yeah right right right
you have the ark of
covenant in your bedroom yeah you're cooking you're cooking you're aging like
you look you age 50
years you look like a really good looking 70 year old there's something weird i
mean just think about like
what that's like to be pressure the star the pr you know you're i'm saying as
far as power goes i think
power must be so addictive and so you're the president not just a president you're
like this
kind of rock star president for a second yeah one of the greatest presidents of
all time of all times
and so you lose that power and now what you know what i mean now what and then
you try desperately to
like grab control the thing and you can't it didn't work so essentially
whatever like prana or energy
you've been extracting from having that kind of power it's gone it's gone now
you have the nice house
but like really like what's left you are at the fucking control board for for
like america and now
nothing you wither you deflate you like no purpose no purpose i think we're
going to be able to read
minds in five years and all this is going to be a moot point well no i think it's
going to be all go
out the window i think quantum computing is going to crush encryption yeah we're
going to have a real
problem with currency worldwide we're going to have to figure out how to redistribute
resources without
conventional capitalism there's going to be some weird new shifting that's
going to come along with the
birth of this ai that's way more intelligent than us and everything's going to
get super weird and
we're not ready for it and we think that we oh we have to be ready for it it's
not going to happen
like that because i'm not ready for it no one's ready for it no it couldn't
happen just like a super
volcano just like an asteroid impact it can happen and you're not ready for it
that's right and a lot
of us might not make it that's right dude okay this as far as like agi goes it
like when altman came out
and said this year uh i don't the the someone the ceo from the company i think
that made club i don't know
one of the other ais said uh two years from now i think but the idea is if if biden
came out and was
like guys got some news we've detected a mothership it's coming to the planet
in a year we don't understand
anything about who they are other than they must have extraordinary technology
based on what we've
seen of their ship i'm good the whole planet the next few years would just be
getting ready nasa
anthropologists philosophers scientists defense people what do we do if they
want to us up what
what do we do how do you interact with aliens uh but having these tech people
say we are about to have
a brand new species essentially a technological species an agi is coming to the
planet that will surpass
us as as far as being able to um solve problems it will know everything it's
going to be here in about
a year maybe two years you would think the reaction to that would be okay we've
got to get ready for
this what does that mean what's going to happen and we can't get ready maybe
that's what this scramble
is all about that we just have to fucking die screaming
maybe it can't be solved just like australiapithecus couldn't figure out how to
make a plane
it's we're not prepared for it and we're not supposed to last we're supposed to
carry on to the next thing
and the next thing will still be us that's what's going to be weird the next
thing is going to still be
us we just want us to stay us like this we want you know fucking blue songs and
we want to drink
whiskey sure we want to smoke cigarettes we want to like get in fist fights we
want to we want us to
stay us well it's you know it's not going to happen i'm sure if you could
travel back in time and there
was an intelligent semi-intelligent uh version of humanity one of our ancestors
who still had a workable tail
yeah and you're like hey i want to show you what you're going to grow into and
probably there'd be
a lot of things they're excited about whoa cars incredible jesus christ you can
in your own house
yeah wow but then they would see that we didn't have tails and they're like
whoa whoa whoa whoa
i'm not doing that if i lose my tail so this is for sure the sort of cultural
drama that we're seeing
is and and you know the the trans controversy uh there's aspects to it where
like yeah abs why why
dude shouldn't be in sports but the reality is where we're going is going to
make that controversy seem
like nothing not only that it seems like if you wanted to have an evolutionary
path towards a genderless
society wouldn't you have that society if you wanted to tame the wild primate
wouldn't you have that
society be completely addicted to plastic they use plastic for everything which
is an endocrine disruptor
so you have these plastic and these chemicals that get into the body lower
testosterone
shrink dicks shrink taints oh dr shanna swan they shrink taints yeah yeah shanna
swan have you ever
talked to her i didn't know the tank could shrink i you should talk no well it's
in it's in utero so
this is what happens when you introduce uh mammals to that her book is called
countdown that's right
i i used to remember it um it's great book uh she's she's really fun too she's
a really fascinating
person but what they found is with mammals when you introduce phthalates which
are these plastics
like microplastics and the chemicals that come off of them into um pregnant
women or pregnant mice um
the the babies have smaller taints and then the taint is one of the best ways
to distinguish a male or
female in mammals no way in males the taint is 50 to 100 percent longer is it
really called the taint
they don't call it the taint they have a word for it she told me but she calls
it the taint because she's
fun she has a thing on her website called the jizz quiz it's very funny she's
very funny and she's you
know a really distinguished professor but um what she's saying essentially is
that these plastics are
lowering hormone levels they are uh lowering birth rate levels they're
increasing in the amount of
miscarriages that women have so that all these things she believes are
completely connected and that
this uh hormone disruptor that is on these plastics is causing people to become
sicker and a little bit
deformed because your hormones aren't expressing themselves correctly because
they're being poisoned
right if you were uh a society like if you were going to get to where the
aliens are they're they look
genderless don't they yeah sure don't you think that's probably us in the
future aren't you glad they're
genderless sure can you imagine if the grays had big swinging dicks giant hogs
it would be
horrible those gray pictures would be very different very different standing
over your bed jacking off
in your face horrible yeah while you're paralyzed you're like you're sitting
there like oh this
fucking piece of shit i think that um we are clinging to this idea of male and
female look i i think
currently there are male and females for sure and this is why i'm completely
opposed to biological
males who have mental illness and that's what gender dysphoria is even if you're
being kind
it's a mental illness yeah whatever it is you're not well in who you are you
wish you were a
different gender i fully support you that's not one but you can't compete with
biological females
right we can't pretend that you're a biological female because we want you to
feel good
you have massive physical advantages they've been clearly documented anybody
who says any
differently is full of shit talk to riley gains right talk to her she's the
expert in this
shit she had to go through that shit with swimming it feels crazy to me it is
that you have to say
that it's so crazy it's so crazy that you have to say that to liberals who
always wanted to protect
women the whole thing is bonkers but it just goes to show you it's not real
this idea of left and
right is not real right these are just masks that people put on these are just
a conglomeration of
opinions that people adopt they most people have not thought most of the things
through they don't
have the time they have to work all fucking day they have a family maybe they
have a hobby they're
trying to get out and play hoops with their friends right maybe they get
together with their buddies and
they want to play video games yeah one night a week you know like jesus christ
right they don't have
fucking time to pay attention to all this crazy shit and that's what's really
going on right
most people are just like deciding that you know i'm a progressive i will
repeat progressive talking
points i will violently defend a woman's right to choose and they get into
these patterns and then the
same thing happens on the right this exact same thing exact same thing that's
why like the right is
against the war in ukraine and the left is supporting it it's like this is like
vietnam in reverse the
whole thing is bananas right you know the right is insisting on free speech
they were the
motherfuckers that were censoring everybody i know they wanted to lock howard
stern up in jail
he had to fight the fcc they sued him his parent company had to play untold
amounts of
money i don't even how much money did howard stern's company get fined it was
hundreds of thousands
of dollars if not millions yeah insane amounts of money the government was
trying to shut down
a radio guy for talking it's crazy so and now that's the left it's just
patterns man it's just
patterns where people can justify certain behaviors because it aligns with
their ideology that's right
and also where it gets really up is you are dancing to a song that basically
there's like here's two
songs there's two songs you can dance to the right song or the song of the left
the the metronome is
beating out two i guess somewhat different rhythms people dance to those they
get in fights over you got to do
our dance meanwhile there's a million other songs out there you could be
dancing to and there's songs
that are much older than america much older than then maybe the planet itself
which is that's why i i
really think uh it's creepy these the the way that like uh christianity or any
religion where there's
theism it's in the list of things that should be decried by an intelligent
person we shoot down this
notion of god we shoot down this or that but all of these religions at the very
least they give you a new
song to dance to that isn't war drums it is you know what i mean and they don't
like that they don't
like that because suddenly you're supposed to be perturbed like you know that
stupid but it's also
the arrogance of intellectualism you know you get really smart and these idea
these fairy tales seem
preposterous to you that's right and you don't want to accept that maybe what
it is is a moral
scaffolding that keeps society glued together and it's probably based on some
truth there's some of
it that seems to be a history of the world oh and also the the most people that
i have encountered
who have a lot of people have encountered who are rejecting this religion or
that it's i get it
it's religious trauma i just ran into somebody at best buy recognized we had a
long conversation
religious religious trauma they were raised in some kind of like form of
spiritual abuse and in that
abuse snake handlers bingo and they but but but listen if you want to handle
snakes great the problem is
if you tell a kid to disregard their rational mind if in in other words the
introduction to the
conversation of questions regarding this or that yeah are are are not met with
like oh yeah it's a good
question i don't know uh but are met with you're going to hell you're going to
hell you're demon
possessed so then you experience that and of course you must reject the thing
it's like when you
when you have a hangover and you smell tequila you can't connect so i get it
but the the main thing is
what's what i love about religion or christianity is it's like just try it on
for size what happens if
you pray i know you don't believe in it sounds insane what the are they talking
about sounds
absolutely nuts i know it sounds absolutely nuts now what happens if you pray
just for a few days
what happens if you pray and then once you start doing the experiment it starts
off with like
this is just i'm gonna do it it's probably the opium of the masses but then you
realize
you're getting pulled in not in a bad way but right away there seems to be some
feeling of connection
some sense of something a little different than what you're used to
experiencing and sometimes that
can get really scary for people and they're like this no it's getting me and it's
like to me that that
should be the experiment of any um anyone who's skeptical and if you're
skeptical about christianity
or any religion you should be you should 100 be skeptical of oh it's like what
mark twain said
religion is what happened when the first con man met the first fool with you
you should be skeptical but
if you read the gospels and you realize like the part of the story there is an
invitation to connect
on your own you don't need the priest class right you don't have to listen to
the rules you don't have
to like it's just between you and the eternal and see what happens right to me
that's the that's the
number one thing is just investigate explore and don't let anyone subvert your
rational mind use
that as a form of connect connecting with the thing even if you connect via
rejection it's still worth
like a wholehearted exploration at the very least to experience a cultural trance
i don't think that's
what it is but um maybe what that cultural trance is is a this is like it's a
pattern that you can can
you can follow that can connect you to the divine and there's a bunch of these
different patterns
this pattern might be buddhism this pattern might be islam this pattern might
be even mormonism even
scientology i definitely saintology i think all of them i'm all all of them can
be distorted all of them
can be subverted all of them can have those guys that have private jets and
rolls royces and
you know those crazy arena guys all of it yeah all of it can go in that
direction but all of it
is kind of a moral scaffolding that's that seems to be designed to help us in
this journey of getting
away from the primate instincts that's right and getting away from and also
connecting to each other
and transcending state propaganda like this is the this is like a my favorite
verse in the bible
they're trying to trick jesus they i don't know they're asking imagine being so
cocky you think you
can trick jesus i would try i got it maybe that would be cool if you could i'm
gonna bring out three
card money we're gonna get him imagine jesus walking down new york city and
watching him play three card
money and getting suckered in you're like hey i thought you were the fucking i
thought you were
the guy hey man that don't don't do that he's you don't understand it's not the
same card oh my god
jesus christ you don't have any more shekels you're out of shekels is that what
they use shekels i guess
what'd they have back then i don't know denarius what kind of uh dollars did
they have what uh unit
of money was around when jesus question super good question i wish i knew it be
a clever thing to say
shekels sounds good though shekels is a fun name for coins shekels shekels
was it shekels i got a this comes up with the phoenician shekel and a half let's
fucking go fucking shackles let's go it's shekels son there you go there's oh
yeah so imagine jesus
blew all his shekels on three card money jesus jesus we just stick to being the
messiah what are you
doing yeah why are you here again he gets hustled in a basketball game like jesus
you're gonna question
you're not good at basketball you can't run in those fucking sandals are you
doing this you can
turn water into wine let's sell fucking money in basketball he plays horse with
people he keeps
missing wow that would really be weird jesus would have to be really good at
badminton if he plays
badminton he's gotta win he's gonna win well i'm not gonna believe you're jesus
if you can't wrestle
if you're bad at pinball if you get pinned if you get pinned really quick in a
wrestling match like
what the dude dude dude yeah he's got to be good at everything somebody rear
naked chokes jesus
30 seconds in a match you're doing it you're like i don't know he's not tapping
out he doesn't know
what the fuck to do he doesn't know shit he's a white belt why is he in this
competition
there's a jesus goes to the uf open golf tournament and everybody's like jesus
fucking sucks at golf he can't even fucking hit the ball right somebody show
him how to hit the
ball he doesn't know why why did you let jesus compete in the ufc jesus is
playing pickleball
just falling down not good at pickleball i know and that people would be so
disappointed in jesus
everything the way he walked just bowled a gutter ball every time you fucking
dummy what are you doing
farts in the car just that you gotta like dude roll the window down just yeah
everybody smelled back
then i think farts probably like cleared the air a little oh something
interesting to smell some new
thing instead of these shitty asses that i smell everywhere i just read that
they used to think
smelling farts in a jar would cure diseases what it doesn't
how do you save a fart in a jar cancel my subscription
how do you mail that there was some young lady that we we featured on the
podcast at one point in
time was making a ton of money farting in jars yeah selling farts dude that's
incredible i hope she
didn't even fart in those jars i hope those dummies it wasn't even that long
ago it says 2014. no
smelling farts in a jar does not cure disease it does look and you don't know
you don't know read
that in 2014 news my chiropractor told me that smelling farts was the way to go
these claims are
based on a university of exeter press release that was not about smelling farts
imagine have you heard of this this new medication they're giving cows to make
them fart less
there you go uh during the plague oh yeah yeah that almost what you said that's
not that's not far
out from what this says just something better the great plague of london in the
1600s was a scary
time the public was willing to just stay healthy including sniffing a jar of
their own farts
back then doctors were apparently convinced that the plague was spread via
deadly air vapor and that
a foul smelling substance could dilute the pollution as such some locals
apparently took to storing their
farts in jars just in case the situation suddenly demanded a quick whiff honey
open the fart cabinet
open the old vintage farts i'm gonna get them farts from when i was 23 and i
had a good gut biome
dude like that's so hilarious that is so crazy i want to know how long it
lasted because i for what i
understand that you can't really fart in a jar and keep it there by the time
you seal it up it's probably
sealed up with so much oxygen there's only one way to find out and get ari get
ari to fart in a jar and
smell it in there and lie to you he's so gross
ari just shits publicly he's out of his mind how do you get the fart in the jar
i guess you put the
jar up to your asshole when you about you think a cap but then you got to get
the cap real quick like a
ninja jamie can you you're gonna get a little bit of air in there i'm looking
at you know what i mean
it's like moonshine it's not 100 alcohol you don't you use a tube if you're a
pro
yeah you would use a tube a tube going into the jar you would have like a
diaper a big like
like a gas diaper with like completely sealed to your ass like a covid mask and
then you would
just fart into that tube and it would go into that jar and then you'd have you'd
do it all day
long right there'd be a robot there that would like seal that jar how do you
know it's pure how
do you know when your jar is what if you gave me a half-assed fart i want a
real fart or just a
the jar only has like a yeah a little fart i want a 3 30 a.m taco bell fart
dude that's what i want
where you're in the car and you buy taco bell and you immediately hate yourself
here's a study on it
they uh used it depends on the there's a study on farts versus metal containers
oh my god dissipates
over days obviously who did oh my god some awesome scientists howl shine and
jacks yeah why is it
called anal wait that can't be real anal chemistry no it's like uh no that's my
study my field of
study you know chemistry just go with that oh my god jesus christ literally i
mean you um farting in
jars the sad thing the sad thing about that article though because it comes out
and so that means
there's people who think farts in a jar can cure cancer and that means that
somebody was laying in
bed dying and someone who loved them came up and said i know this is going to
seem weird dad
but i need you to smell this and like there there was people dying again this
brings us back to the
placebo effect could work because i think almost everything works it just doesn't
work when your
streets are filled with sewer you know i think that was what everybody was
dying of back then they had
horrible fucking terribly unsanitary conditions everywhere everything was
covered in shit yep
everything was shitty water you're shitting in your bed no running water and
you have a bunch of
people living together you have horrible diseases according to the their study
one of those jars they found
could maybe have the fart from the 17th century wow now that's a horror movie
right there like you
find like a 17th century fart you sniff that fart and then you immediately turn
into like one of those
28 days later zombies and then it spreads this virus has had a chance to adapt
and evolve and plan its
strategy while trapped inside this jar and get back at the humans because it
doesn't have to die so it
lives in this guy's butt gas and then it evolves over hundreds of years figure
out through the multiverse
how to communicate with other other bacteria everywhere and devise a strategy
yep to morph itself over
thousands and thousands of generations of new viruses to become some crazy rage
virus just by the way man later which there's a new one coming out maybe here's
the other thing
maybe that is the fountain of youth maybe the thing they're trying to hide from
us the most obvious
thing is if you smell an aged fart
you're gonna do reverse age yeah maybe uh snake oil works there's a science on
harvest how do you
harvest the best way to harvest thank you oh science super science oh there you
go not not don't
try to catch the fart in there you know yeah we gotta be accurate can you can
be accurate with your
farts jamie can you youtube smelling how do you close the gap you gotta slide a
lid in there you might get a
little water in your farts yeah that's fine no you can't have farts and the
water together they're
separate they're separate things oh so when you open it it'll be pure farts but
a little bit of
water at the bottom how do i know that the water isn't diluting and slowly
washing the farts over
200 years that's not how jamie can you scroll up a little bit yeah fart science
in my degree in fart
science oh is it sorry can you pull that up again just i find it interesting
that someone wrote an
entire essay on how to do this will you go back to the beginning i just want to
read the how do you
introduce the story here how do you bring this up to a person where you want to
grant yeah i
recently caught my four-year-old nephew attempting to fart into a jar in the
hopes of saving it for
later to surprise grant this is not the first time i've encountered a little
boy with a dream of
bottling his own farts years ago my younger cousin let's call him jay had a
whole shelf of dated
mason jars in their barn he was very proud of his collection that kid is
killing cats that's a
fucking serial killer he's got a fucking shelf of dated jars of his farts what
a fucking psychopath
jeffrey dahmer he has nothing better to do than just fart in jars i want to
show you my jar collection
those are my farts now that's new year's eve he's torturing animals that's a
fart when september 11th
that's a fear fart oh my god oh my god wow duncan we gotta wrap this up
unfortunately what a joy
what a joy always thanks for having me on bro i feel like we could just do
another eight hours in a row
easily easily easily i didn't even have to be once i know i like me either i
don't know what happened
usually you have to piss like four times for this i know we were locked in uh i
appreciate you very
much brother likewise i love you to death you're one of my favorite people you
really are you are too
man you're a real treasure thank you these are some of my favorite podcasts of
all time this is a weird
combination of the two of us i love it we sync up in the weirdest way man it's
the best man it is uh
that's it man i love you merry christmas i love you too harry christian merry
christmas bye