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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net
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Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He's also the co-host, along with Brian Redban, of the podcast and live YouTube show "Kill Tony." https://tonyhinchcliffe.com/
So here we are about to see Jose Aldo and Piotr Jan. Now what's interesting about this fight is people think of Aldo as being done. Some people do. But Aldo's only 33. Make sure that's correct. He's either 32 or 33. He might be 32. Like he's not old. But he burst onto the scene when 33? That's crazy man. I mean he's in his prime. Aldo's in his prime. And in my opinion he beat Marlon Morais. He lost a decision. The UFC agrees with that opinion which is why he's fighting Piotr Jan for the title and not Marlon Morais. That's a very rare time where someone loses a fight and then gets a fight for the title and everybody agrees. And this is where it's at right now. People saw that fight and they're like, yeah, I think he won. Let him fight for the title. And so as soon as Henri Sujuto stepped down, Henri Sujuto's trying to fight that Ryan Garcia guy, that boxer. You know who he is? Ryan Garcia's like, he's the latest really popular up and coming young boxer. He's ridiculously fast. Heavyweight? No, no, no, no. Lightweight. 135. He's got a fucking cr- you got that- Spray light. Who's he punching in the stomach here? Is that Logan Paul? Jake Paul? Let me see it. Oh my god, he hit him right in the solar plexus. He let Ingano punch him, or excuse me, Ingano let him punch him with a body shield on and Ingano didn't even feel it. But then Ingano started letting big people punch him with no body shield. Ingano's so big, man. He's scary as hell. He's the scariest guy of all time. In terms of like overall physical danger that you're in whenever he's swinging, there's no one scarier than Ingano. I'll never forget being there when he knocked... Alistair over him? Yup. Yeah. Oh my god. That was insane. You should have been there for the last one. Why is that swinging, Jamie? What happened? Do we have ghosts in here? No, it's just loose. Oh. I had it barely hanging. The last one, when he knocked out Jarsino Rosenstrike, there was no one in the audience. So it was one of those Apex fights. So, and they did it right in front of us. Like he charged him and just hit him with this left hook and then Rosenstrike drops and then he pounds him out while he's... He was already out cold and he hits him with these two big bombs. So you hear them... I mean, both of them are 265 and they just collided. Was there Altoids, dude? Just say no. Yeah, no. Which are Altoids? I love that. It's the most present I've brought in. What is Altoids? Somebody sent me an email. They went through it. They were moving a house. They ripped up the carpet and underneath they found the plank. What does it say? Filled with Quaaludes. And they took pictures of them. Oh, it says Quaaludes? You had a Quaalude bottle. I was ready to drop a loon. You know me, though. It sounded nice. Why did you just do it, Jamie? That's so rude. I'm like, I don't understand what's going on here. I just looked over. He was sniffing what was ever in that bottle. You were already in second base with the Quaaludes over there. Oh, my God. Yeah. I never know. I know he has like scientists come on. Maybe some guy brought him a fucking old Quaalude. I would have taken two of those. You wouldn't have been driving me up. I was going to say you didn't even want to have a drink earlier. You're like, Quaaludes. I'd be happy to drive you home. Oh, I would have eaten two. You have whatever you want. I'll drive you home. I would have eaten two ludes. Leave your car in the garage. We'll have your car parked in the back. So here's the thing about Alto too. Alto used to struggle to make 75, or excuse me, to make 45. Because he used to walk around like 170 pounds. He was big. And he just really had a hard time, many times, making the weight and suffered. But then when he went down to 135, he got a nutritionist for the first time in his career. And now he has zero problem getting to 135. His cut to 135 was way easier than his cut to 45, he said, which is crazy. Energy level's the same as he did. He was talking tremendous. His last fight with Marlon Marais, he was just attacking the entire time, just running him down and attacking. This is the way he should have been at his whole career. He should have been at 135 his whole career. And he can win a belt here for the first time since Connor knocked him out, huh? Oh, yes. Well, he won a belt. He won the interim featherweight title after Connor. He lost it to Max Holloway. I think that's true, right? 99% positive. I think he beat, forget who he beat. But he knocked out Jeremy Stevens. He knocked out Hennato Moikano. And both those guys are big, powerful 45ers. And he just decided to try to fight at 35. And he looked better at 35 than ever. Like a lot of times when a guy later in his career, when they cut weight, sort of a last ditch effort and you start thinking, man, this guy's in trouble. This guy's got that Chernobyl power behind him right here, born it down the river, nuclear power. Pretty sure he trains in Thailand. I think he's a, a Puket top team guy. I want to do that one day. Was I had Hannibal on the other day. Hannibal is such an interesting guy. And one of the things he did, he took a whole month off by himself and just went to Thailand and trained Muay Thai. Not even like, doesn't even have experience in it. It's not like he did his whole life. He always wanted to be a Thai boxer. I thought it'd be fun to train and live in Thailand for a month. Nope. Just decided to go. Went to fucking Thailand, train there. And I had just happened to be in Thailand at the same time with my family. So he came up from, I think he was in Bangkok. He came up to Chiang Mai where we were at and hung out with us. We had dinner and shot the shit. I was like, what are you doing out here, man? He's like, I'm training Muay Thai. He's an interesting guy. You know what he's doing now? He's going to Ghana. He's going to live in Ghana. I go for how long? He goes, I don't know, a few months. Just going to up and living. I mean, no wife, no kids, do whatever the fuck he wants. He has real estate. He's made investments. He's got money. That's great. It's great. It's exciting. I like when someone lives like that. He's like, fuck it. I'm going to live in Ghana. Is there a reason why he picked Ghana? He's from Ghana. He did his ancestry test and on his father's side, a lot of it's from Ghana. And, you know, he felt like, hey man, what a great way to get material. And what a great experience. Just a life experience to go there and live there. But also, I mean, imagine how much material he's going to get living in Africa for three months. So Ghana, Africa, not where fucking Jim Jones. That's Guyana. That's South America. Yeah, that's South America. You don't want to go down there. That other place is probably still fucked. You know, from that, the bad voodoo in the air from that fucking... You ever watch that documentary? I didn't watch it. I lived it. Remember, I was a kid. I went to my mother's bar and they had the fucking congressman. They had the whole thing and watched it. And then years later, you know, you read it, you know, Hollywood, whatever. To this day, they say, don't drink the Kool-Aid. Yeah, don't drink the Kool-Aid. Meanwhile, do you know it wasn't even Kool-Aid? It was like a cheaper version of, you know, some fucking punch mix. Maybe a little Kool-Aid too. Maybe they did have some Kool-Aid. He was doing drill tests. He was making them do shit before. I just watched something recently. Yeah, the scary part of that documentary to me were those morning announcements he'd make. On the fucking PA system, he used to say whatever creepy shit. He was shooting speed. He wasn't sleeping for days. He was a meth addict. Back in the 70s, that strong garage... When you were on an island like that? The shit the hell's angels sold? That shit that came in chunks? Guyana's on an island. Oh, it's on? No. No. Guyana, Jim Jones, where is it? It's in South America. And it's just, it's... It's a country. It's part of something. I don't think Guyana's an island. Okay. I'm 99% sure of that. Is Guyana an island? I think it's just a country in South America where he set up his cult. I think they felt like they were being persecuted in the United States, which they always are, because it's always the same story. One guy winds up stealing all the money, fucking everybody's woman. What is it? Yeah, it's just a part of South America. You were in San Francisco as a child, right? Yeah, I was in San Francisco when I was going down. You were in San Francisco when he was up. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I remember it being in the news. Jon's Town. I remember Jon's Town was when I got all the money. Well, I remember Waco, way more than that. Waco was not, but Waco was fucking the first one. Look at all those dead people, man. Isn't that crazy? Oh, that's what's so crazy. They're all just lying there, poisoned. So scary. And that poison doesn't work as good as everybody thinks it does. Oh, no, it takes a little time. Yeah. Burns and shit, because it's pure poison. Oof. Oof. This is a great fight. This is a great fight, because this is like the big test for Jon and for Aldo, man. You want to talk about dude's been around the block. You can't fight a more experienced guy in world class competition than Jose Aldo. He's about as experienced as they get. What's interesting about Aldo is he was the best kicker. Like he would fuck people's legs up. He almost never kicks anymore. Almost never kicks. Now he just concentrates almost entirely on his boxing. If you watch him fight now, it's very rare that he throws a kick. Very rare. It used to be like he would chop with those fucking leg kicks, man. I mean, it was like the most important part of his game, because he would hit you with one, like when he fought Uriah Faber, I mean, he hit Uriah Faber with the first leg kick and Uriah was done. It was just a matter of time. And now Aldo very rarely throws kicks. And I really want to ask, get someone like a translator and ask him why. But I don't want to tell anybody, you know, I'll tell him, like, just tell me and I won't tell anybody. I just want to, I mean, is it an injury? Like, what is it? Because it might be, it might be like his knees fucked up. He can't kick anymore. Because all these guys, you know, he's been in the sport forever. And then before that, he was a, he was a high level Brazilian, Jiu Jitsu, black belt, been training forever, right? He's got to have some serious injuries. He played soccer. Mm hmm. Yep. So soccer guys all have fucked up knees. Soccer is like one of the best ways to tear your ACL. Those guys tear their ACLs. Oh shit. Jon just hit him with a big right hand. The thing about this at this weight class, though, oh, there's a kick at this weight class. Aldo is so durable. He's so strong because he's used to fighting those 45ers. Oh shit. He got cracked. Yep. Oh my God. Jon is so sharp. But look, although can take it at 35 because he's used to getting hit with like Connor, big ass, 45ers, you know, he's used to getting hit with, you know, Hernato Moikano went up to lightweight. The guy's got a scar on his face, Joe. He's used to getting fucking something. Yeah, I think he fell on a barbecue grill when he was a kid. Oh shit. There's his kicks again. There you go. He's back to kicking. Dude, he can only take so many of those. Oh, this is heating up quick. Oh my goodness. Damn, this is good right away. Jon switches stances. He's very clever. He's setting up traps. He also doesn't want that left leg out front because if Aldo keeps kicking at it, you know, everybody was always wondering like when Aldo's going to return with his leg kicks because they were the thing that everybody avoided forever. And you see, like he throws two in this fight and both of them spin you on around. Those guys that come from that soccer background, man, they can fucking kick the amount of leg strength you have and like you're used to whipping your legs around. Oh, we look for one there. He almost spun himself around on that. Oh shit. Jon goes up high. Sneaky. Well, Aldo got hit with a high switch kick by Marlon Marais in their fight in the first round. Marais throws that. He throws this really sneaky left switch kick to the head. It's like a whip. Another kick by Aldo. I like it. Aldo back to kicking. He's landing that straight left too. Throwing a lot of kicks. I like it. That's a lot to me. That means a lot because that means he's got all the weapons. Because when he's just tracking guys down and trying to throw bombs on him with the punches, I feel like he's just not the same guy. He's not as versatile. You know, as many things to think about. Like when he was in the WEC, he opened up in this fight with Cub Swanson with a flying knee and knocked him out. The first few seconds of the fight was wild. There he goes again. See? He's spinning him around with that kick. When Aldo kicks your fucking legs, man, it takes a lot of movement away. It fucks a lot of things up in fighters because they have to think about that now. And this is only the first round. This is a five-rounder because it's a title fight. Aldo keeps chopping at that leg and I hope he does. Oh, Jan with a big kick to the body. Oh, Aldo with the shot. Look at that trip. Gets him down. Big shot by Jan. Oh my goodness. What's he doing? What's that ref doing? Oh shit. Oh shit. Look at that. Jan is mean. He's mean. He doesn't want Aldo with his fingers inside the gloves. That's what's going on. You're not allowed to. Oh, he got hit with a big shot there. Oh, he's hurt. He's hurt real bad to the body. Real bad. Real bad to the body. Did he just break his sternum? No, he got hit with a liver shot, man. He can't get up right now. He can't get up. He's got to kind of take this. Jan's fucking him up, man. Wow, that's the end of the round. He got hurt real bad with a body shot. Real bad. See that redness around the right side of his body? That's where your liver is. Oof. You can see when he got hit, he covered up and winced. I hope they show that in the replay. It looked higher up to me, but maybe I just missed it. He hit him right in the body. You know, Joe, whether he's 32 or 33, he's gone through some wars. He's definitely gone through some wars. But what was interesting is, oh, look at that right hand. Boom. It was his movement. Look at that. Spun him around with that low kick. It was his movement. Look at the uppercut to the body and the left hook. His movement that caused that wound up being on his back. See, this is the end, but this is not what caused the body shot. I want to see the body. Look at these big bombs getting hit with, though. My God. Jan is hitting him with some big fucking shots. They didn't show the body shot on the ground, unfortunately. But Jan is fired up coming into the second round. But it was Aldo trying to take him down that fucked that up for him. All right, let's see what happens now. OK, both guys assuming like a Muy Thai stance, look at that light front leg and that left leg up so it doesn't get kicked. Well, that's Thai style. You know, that's that light front leg. It's also you could throw a tee from there and throw that inside leg kick. He's ready to check. They're both doing that. So look at them. They're both they're both Thai style right now. Oh, kicked him with it already. Just a few of those, man, and your legs fucksville and Aldo has already hit him. Oh, two in a row. Although starting to light it up. Oh, he's dances. And then he goes to the body. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, see, that's what I saw, too. It looked high up. What looked high up that punch? Stephen Thompson just tweeted that he thinks Jose's rib is broken. Might have been to was way up there and he grabbed his chest like that. It looked horribly painful to get a guy to grab his chest or a rib or something. Right here is where your liver is. See where my hand is? Yeah. Your liver is big. Your liver is a big target. It's like it's quite a large, large patch that you could really fuck someone up. And when you get hit there, it's the weirdest feeling, man. Everything goes like this. Everything freezes and some guys can suck it up and make it look like nothing. But most of the time when you get hit there, your body just kind of seizes up. It's very rare that a guy can play that off. Oh, although just hit him with a liver shot. Who although hitting him with a good left hand liver there. He switched dances again, left leg forward and then immediately chops at it. Dan, this is like the Aldo of old. Oh, good right hand to the body by Jan. Damn, this fight is good. Oh, he's fucking that leg. He's kicking it up in the air every time that like. Oh, now he's attacking the inside of the right leg. Jan's leg is in trouble. That left leg is in real trouble already. Oh, look at that. He kicks it. Oh, front leg side kick to the thigh. Jan is really strong. Like you can see it when he when he clinches up with dudes. He's just one of those guys is very, very physically strong. And he's fucking mean. You know, there's like extra meanness that some guys have and Jan's got that. Damn, this is good. Russians are wild, man. I just watched this Oliver Stone interview thing. You ever see that on Showtime? Oliver Stone interviews Putin. No. Five part series. I stumbled across it because I watched another crazy documentary on Showtime. Oh God. What's their new one called? Where the about the kid that gets it's brand new. It's crazy. It's about a high school football player that gets accused of being a pedophile of sexually abusing a child. And it turns out he was completely wrongfully convicted. Oh no. Yep. For years he was in prison while the other guy went on to do it to more people. Oh no. Yep. The outcry. Outcry. It was unreal. What happens to a guy like that? They have to pay him. And how much can you pay the guy? Yeah. How much can you pay him? I can't remember if they even give out the actual payment. But I mean you changed his life. Oh yeah. There's no number you could ever put on that. Right. Did someone lie on the witness stand? Like what why did they convict him? It's so crazy. Don't tell me. I'll watch it. Yeah. It's well worth not knowing. This is the most kicks I've ever seen Aldo throw in recent years. Look at that. He goes high. Oh shit. He fucked Yann up. Yann's in trouble. Yann's in trouble. He heard him there with that combination. The kick to the body. Look at that lift hook to the body. Oh man. Oh he's only recently filed a lawsuit so. Oh only recently hasn't been paid yet. Yeah. Oh poor guy. Imagine you have to get a job after that. You've been in jail for years. Not only that but it was pretty he had a full scholarship for football. He was a badass football player. Oh my God. Full scholarship and his plan was to be in the NFL and he probably would have been able to do it. Oh my God. They show you the clips of him as a Texas high school football player and he's just a star athlete collapsing crushing quarterbacks. And how old does he know? Oh man I think he spent three or four years in prison right? Something like that. At least at least two and he had to sign up you know they do the whole thing. See that? Liver. Right to the liver. I missed it. It was 100% the liver. Yeah. They just showed it. This is um. I can't fucking imagine being wrongly accused and thrown in jail. Well. Or something like that. And you know what it happens a lot guys. Yeah. All the time. It happens a lot especially when you have a public defender's office handling that because the case is so overloaded. They just cut deals. They just cut deals. You're basically a piece of meat. Right and imagine if you're a public defender and guys are lying to you all the time and you don't know who's innocent who's not. Everybody says they're innocent. Plus there's no budget. There's no. I don't have a budget to hire an investigator. Right. To go talk to the people who were there that night. When you're a you know there's so many different obstacles you have. You know when I got sentenced I got sentenced with an attorney. You know it was a big difference than going in there with a public fucking defender. It's a big difference in not paying. That guy's got 80 people he's got to take care of. He's just in business of cutting cutting you out of a lot of. Oh. Cutting the deal. Oh. Two big shots of the body from Aldo. Bro Aldo looks good. We're in the third here. He had that one moment in the first where Jan hit him with that big shot. Oh. Look at Aldo. And Jan is forced to switch stances. Jan is fighting Southpaw now because all those got his left leg all fucked up. He's got two more rounds to work on that right leg. He's in it now he's throwing kicks with the left leg. But he's going to try to chop at that that right leg as well. Oh good shot with the left leg. This is a good fucking fight man. This is a very good fight. And this is the first time Jan has had to fight five rounds in the UFC if I from correct Aldo has done it many times. He's been at least scheduled for multiple multiple five round fights all of his championship fights. I mean think about how many fights this guy's fought and went five round fights went oh good shot to the body by Aldo back when he wasn't cutting away correctly either. Oh shit. Aldo looks good. Oh nasty left to the liver digging that liver. Jan's in trouble. Jan is in trouble. Oh look at that Jan comes back with the left kick. His left leg is chewed up and now he's just using it as a weapon. Oh Aldo. Oh my God. This is Aldo of old kid. Oh I can't. That's hooked to the body. Oh my God. He hurt him with that left hook to the body and now Jan is standing Orthodox again. He's hit him there so many times. Look at that left leg. Look at Jan's left calf. See how red it is and swollen. Look at it. When they'll show it if they give you a side angle. Look at his left calf. It's fucked up man. It's fucked up. Aldo just needs a couple shots on that. Oh. See now Jan. Oh we hit it again. Every time Jan is throwing a punch it's going to it's going to be like 35% less powerful because of that leg. His leg just he can't generate power off that left leg. I mean he could do it a little bit but he's going to be missing something. God damn this is a good fight. It's crazy that Aldo drops down to 35 and just becomes a reinvented fighter. It's unbelievable. And then when you find out he's really only 33 like wow. He's been around forever. Oh. I mean he's been a world champion forever. First ever featherweight champion in the WEC. First ever featherweight champion in the UFC. I mean when they instituted the weight class he was the guy. They brought him over from the WEC. Again that left hook to the liver. Woo. He's hit that spot so many times. He likes that combination what they call the duchy. It's a left hook to the liver and a right leg kick. It's like a nesto hosed special. Woo. Look at this. My God. Yeah these guys are banging. It's tremendous. This is a fast pace too man. That's the crazy thing about Aldo going to 35 that he said. Oh beautiful. Spitting. Beautiful. Beautiful. He caught him resting. That's the thing about Jan man he's so clever. He's filled with so many techniques. Again oh my God. Get out of there. Left hook to the liver by Aldo and a counter shot to the head by Jan. Oh my God. That was crazy. Look at this. Oh my God knee up the middle by Aldo. Woo. Oh nice elbow off the brake by Jan. Aldo keeps giving the last minute of these rounds to him. This is a crazy fight. This is a crazy fight. I don't know if that's the right mentality. Win the round for the first four minutes and give him one minute. It's not trying to do that. I know. It's not a mentality. It's just he's just getting this is just a really close fight. Oh and then he worked for the spin there. I watched the best breakdown of Ali Frazier a guy that went back and looked through all the interviews of both of them and tells you how they're feeling in between each round and everything on YouTube. So cool. I think he's telling you at one point like at the end of this round Muhammad Ali said this is the closest to death he's ever felt and it's just the end around eleven around twelve or something. I think that was Rumble in the jungle right. Yeah. Yeah. Thriller and Thriller Manila or Rumble. No Thriller and Manila was in the Philippines. Which one was. I think it was the Thriller and Manila was Joe Frazier. Oh that was. Was Rumble in the jungle Ali and for four men. Yeah. Right. Okay. Yeah this one was Frazier Ali. They don't do that anymore with like names. Yeah. That was a festival. Thriller and Manila. You know what I mean. Festival. Do you know that a festival. Oh that's right. James Brown. No that was that was Zaire right. Zaire. Yeah that's right. That was right. That was the Foreman fight. That was a Foreman. Foreman Ali right. Yeah I believe so. That was the one where James Brown came out and put on a concert. Yes. B.B. King and saying King played too. Oh wow. Wasn't James Brown at the beginning of one of the Rockies too. Yes. Living in America and Apollo Creed's dancing. Three. Three. No no you're right. Russia was Russia. Right. It was when he was Drago right. He was two three three Zaire and seventy four. That's Rumble in the jungle. Concert was promoted by Don King. Part of the build up for the Ali Foreman fight. Wow. God damn Bill Withers. Bill Withers. Oh shit. I got the YouTube on YouTube. Brilliant. He's Bill Withers destroys the place. Oh my god. The acoustic guitar. Yep. Destroy the place with an acoustic guitar. I played Bill Withers the other day while I was working out. Put some put some use me on. Oh man. You got to check out his live at Radio City Music Hall. Oh he does live is so crazy especially with that song with use me fight man. Because he uses the crowd like an instrument uses their claps and everything. Oh he he keeps looking for that left hook to the body and then Jan counters with that right hook to the head. Oh elbows over the top. What a fight. Oh nice knee to the body. Show brother where's the dog. He's at home. We went swimming today. We hung out. Had a good time. You go swimming in like your pool. Yeah with the dog. Nice. He loves it man. I jump in the pool. He's like yippee. He just jumps in. Oh that's so cool. Well he's a golden retriever. They're you know they're duck hunting dogs. They're retrievers like they're the sweetest kindest dogs but like they were developed to hunt birds really. Pretty sure. Oh look at that went for the trip. All those little tired here. It's these moments where one guy needs to catch a breath and the other guy doesn't. A lot of things can change and happen in those moments. But Jan is still being forced to fight from that Southpaw stance. That opens up a lot of shit though. It opens up power kicks from both guys because the body's open. Oh Jan with a good combination. But although it was so good with that right low kick to the Orthodox opponent that's like such a big weapon for him that when someone fights him Southpaw it kind of changes that. Oh Jan with a jumping knee attempt. Wow Aldo has landed more significant strikes already in this fight than any other fight than any other fight. Yeah it said his personal best. Wow that's crazy. One of the six landed. Jan keeps coming. Look at him he's so strong. See Aldo's trying to take a little breather here. Catch his breath and Jan senses it. He's coming on strong. One thing that Aldo has had a problem with in the past is when guys pressure him he has had problems maintaining the stamina and that's what Max Holloway did to him in both fights particularly in the second fight because Aldo fights in such an explosive way that when you explode like that and dig in with big shots you're like sprinting and you need a break. Whereas Max Holloway everything is like pop pop pop pop pop he puts that pace on you and that's what he did to Aldo and Jan is doing it to him right now. As long as Aldo is leading like he was leading in the Marlboro Marais fight he never got tired but he's not being pressured and Jan is pressured. This is not good this is not good this is not good but it's great for Jan he's going to beat him up this might be it this might be it. There's a whole minute to go. He's trying to grab the wrist you just use just wrist control but that's hard oh Jan goes right over through with the knee that's going to allow him to hit some big shots. 154 significant totals total strikes 156 significant 146 rather significant strikes that's crazy these guys are throwing bombs. Oh shit big elbow over the top 30 seconds to go can he survive. It just takes a few big shots from here look at him he's looking he's looking he's going to try to throw those legs to the side he just doesn't know which way to go. And Aldo is not he's not a big threat with submissions off of his back especially not now. Why is that it's not weird for a Brazilian like that. Well I mean it's just never been his forte he's never really in my recollection ever really submitted anybody with like an arm bar or anything off the back. When he's on his back he's just kind of hanging on and holding on. Although he does have great Brazilian Jiu Jitsu skills he's never been like a guard specialist his nose is fucked up. That's a great school that he came from right. Novo and yeah yeah top top of fight one of the very best. And Andre Pedneras who's his head instructor that's the guy in front of him not not the UFC cut man. There's another guy a little handle not that guy he's you can't see him on. No I know. Yeah OK. Pedneras is a real veteran I mean he was around the old school Valley two days. See look at this look at that counter. So Aldo's looking for the left hook to the body and Jan is waiting for him to throw and then he immediately counters like that jab. Who he's so good at fighting from this position man that's such a big plus that he can fight so good from a southpaw position as well. Because even though his left calf is fucked up he basically took leg kicks out of the equation by switching stances because although he's not having nearly as much success with that right leg kick to the right front leg as he was to the left front leg. Is this the fifth and final round. Oh shit. Wonder who they know this is a great fight too. It's always a good sign when they're hugging at the start of the fifth. Look how much energy. He stung him. He stung him. Oh shit. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. Man this is it. This is it. This is it. He's fucked. Passing over. He's going to he's going to get him a crucifix and smash him. Now. Man. So Yana is trying to slide that arm down to lock up the right arm slide his knee across and lock up the right arm. Aldo can defend himself and that's where he's at right now. Full crucifix. I think his right leg is trapped in the middle in the half guard but still might as well be a crucifix. That right arm is just totally taken out of the game. So he's got no defense at all on his right side right now. He just is using that leg to pin it down. Although almost looks like it almost recaptured guard there. No. Aldo is grabbing the fence with his toes and the referees telling him not to do that. It's interesting. Man. Yeah he's now bad. He just has to get that leg free. If he gets his leg free it's a full crucifix but he keeps getting to that spot. Oh shit. Fucking elbow. Holy shit. Now he's taking his back. Oh that's it. It's over blood flowing right now. It is over man. It is over. It's over. I had elbow busted him. Yeah he's he's just can't take it anymore. He's basically just hanging on here. That was a big elbow. Look at all the blood man. Fuck. Oh my God. Look at his face dude. Yana is no joke hammering him. This is it. Stop it. Stop it. This is stop this fight. Stop the fight. Stop the fight. Stop the fight. You fuck. Stop the fight. Stop it you fuck. That poor elbow. The fight's over. He's telling him not to hit him there. You see that referee. Oh bad spot. Oh God. Come on man. Stop the fight. He's not doing anything. He's just covering up. Oh my God. Fuck. He's not defending himself. I don't know why they're not stopping this fight. Stop this fucking fight already please. Please stop the fight. Come on. They would have stopped this fight in many other cases. Look at how much blood is on that canvas where his head is. That's nuts man. But now Yana has punched himself out. Look at this. He's got to take a little break. He's got two minutes to go though. Yeah but Aldo's not going anywhere. No. He's losing blood by the fucking minute here. Look at that puddle in front of his face man. Obviously Fight Island is not New York City. These are different rules out there. What do you mean? I mean I just feel like every time I've watched fights in New York it seems like they're always stopped very quickly. And clearly he's losing arm. They don't give a fuck. They're not stopped until an eye comes out. Come on he's getting in with clean shots of the head. He's not protecting you. Jesus fucking Christ. Thank you. For all those who have a headache for three weeks. Oh yeah at least. Yeah. That was not necessary. There's no reason he had to take all those shots. Yeah no no no. Oh. You know a guy's got to do something to improve his position. Just sitting there like that covering up and just getting hammered in the head. It's not enough. It's basically like you're getting punished for not going unconscious. That's a good point. Damn. Piole Rian is no fucking joke. Made some big ass adjustments. Switched stances smashed him and when he got on top on the ground you see how strong he is. That's what I was talking about like how physically strong he is. Like although he's always been very good off his back defensively he's always been able to hold on. Boom look at that. Bang. Dig into the body. Look at that. Drops him with the uppercut. Fuck man. I mean and the prolonged beating he gave him in that fifth and final round. That was a prolonged beating. That referee had five bucks on Aldo. Imagine if that's all it takes. Imagine if that was all it takes. Five bucks and you let a guy get beat to death. I had five dollars on him. I had five dollars on him.