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Dan Soder is a stand-up comic, actor, on-air personality, and host of the "Soder" podcast. Check out his new special "Dan Soder: On The Road" available now on YouTube.https://youtu.be/1Lik3hSyhrY?si=NvFRtRwbFAbJBivLwww.dansoder.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Did you see the lady that got duct tape on a flight? Great. They duct taped her face. Very funny. That's wild, Brad. Yeah, they run a frat in the sky. What do you have to do to get your face duct taped? You gotta be saying some crazy shit with their like, dude, fucking duct tape her. What is she doing? I fucking, I did it like the Sopranos. It's just like takes, hot takes. I'll say it right now, Brian Cranston wasn't that great in Breaking Bad. Yeah, it's, you gotta be an obnoxious asshole to get duct taped. I want to know what they said she said. Yeah, anybody out there. Does it duct tape your mouth? If you hear that, please reach out to us. Am I imagining that they duct tape her mouth or did they really duct tape her mouth? Yeah, they got it. Yeah, they fucking duct taped her mouth. Damn, dude. Does she sue? I don't know, man. I think she's in trouble. I think that's a- Woman, look at this. She got fined $82,000. Damn. She's fucking duct taped aboard American Airlines Flight Faces Record $82,000. AA fine. Oh yeah, she tried to go for the door, dude. So the FAA is going to fine her, but does that, is that for sure? The woman assaulted and bit a flight attendant after she attempted to open the forward boarding door. Oh shit. Okay. We restrained for the safety and the security of other customers in our crew. Oh my God. Damn, dude. Someone going for the door. So she bit somebody. That's why they did her mouth. She could be heard screaming, you, you, you, at passengers, filing passengers flight attendants calmly nodded their goodbyes. Oh wow. So she's screaming at them while they're waiting for fire. Oh, it wasn't in the air though. Okay. Oh, it wasn't? No, I think they were like, they were grounded. Oh, they were on the way to fly? Which almost is like- So before they even got in the air- They're grounded and they duct taped her? You're a fucking asshole. They duct tape her when she was on the ground. That's the best part of it. They should lead with that. Oh, here it is. She saw the agency said she attempted to hug and kiss another passenger, tried to exit the plane mid-flight. Oh, she wasn't the flight. Oh, okay. She was on the flight. She tried to exit the plane mid-flight and bit another flyer multiple times before the crew restrained her. Damn. Hold on. What? This is a different lady? Yeah. This is a different lady? Okay, I propose to find the second largest ever against a woman on a Delta flight. Okay, so it's a different flight. So duct tape lady wasn't the lady from Las Vegas to Atlanta. Okay, so this is a second flight. Oh, I see. Okay, so this one, this is only 2021. Damn you. She's biting people. We're setting new records. There's another story where there is like the duct taping has been happening to multiple people. There's a- What? All that happened to her. She was talking shit like my parents- What? They just duct taped people in there? Yeah, dude. What did they do to the lady- You're officially in a threat. If that was the lady that was on the ground that got duct taped like that, so if the other story was another person that bit a bunch of people- Yeah. What did this lady do that they didn't just remove her from the plane? They just said, no, bitch, you're staying here. Yeah, you're going to fucking fly. Because if it's on the ground, that sounds so insane. Just pop the door open and get her the fuck out. Yeah, you open the door, you call the cops, they get her out. Like they duct taped her. They'd have to fly this lady here. That makes no sense. Damn. Is that- are we right here? Yeah, she was saying- Oh, wow. Yeah, she was- I think she was just fucking crazy. Oh my god. Can you use that excuse anymore? Was she just fucking crazy? Well, there's levels to that, okay? And don't be ableist, Dan Soder. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Some of these shows- I'm sorry, shades of crazy. Duct taped- video shows woman duct taped a seat after trying to open airplane door. And apparently- this is great. I love the post covering their ass. An apparently unhinged woman. You know, she's just- apparently. That's a cute thing. Dude, she's fucking taped to a- That is wild. Is everyone's getting off? Would you keep filming her? Like would you just sit right in front of her and try to goad her like you would a zombie? Like if you saw a zombie- Yeah. And if there was a zombie that was chained up in someone's basement- Yeah. And I'd be like, holy shit, it's a real zombie. I'd be like, what, bitch, what? I'd wanna see a girl. Showing those dead teeth and the dead gums. I knew the zombie could not break free. You sure he can't break free? Yeah. I might get close to him. I'd be like, fuck you, bitch. Cheat it. Yeah, I might be thinking- You want brains? You want brains? See? Should hate brains, motherfucker. You wouldn't be here right now. I've seen the show. They're like here, they give you a Louisville to like take a swing at him. You hit him in the leg. So if you were on this flight, would you like just put the camera in front of her and not say anything? I would honestly think of- Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, I would think of something fun to say. I would want a good parting- Right. Yeah, you know what I mean? Seems like you'd want to focus on her for a few seconds. According to this person, here's the scene. It sounds kind of crazy. Two hour flight, July 6th, from Dallas, Fort Worth to Charlotte, North Carolina had been delayed for at least three hours before it finally departed at midnight. But about an hour into the trip, chaos broke out. This woman said that in a subsequent video describing the hectic scene, flight attendants began turning on the lights around 1.30 a.m., she said, and we see all flight attendants running up and down the aisles frantically, kind of like whispering to each other. The plane's crew began locking bathrooms, grabbing bags from overhead bins, and wouldn't say what was happening. It was just kind of like chaos and no one knows what's going on, she continued. Finally the pilot spoke over the intercom, asking people to stay in their seats, referencing to a bad situation in the plane right now, according to the passenger. Then we're gradually starting to hear more and more screaming, and we're like, wait a minute, she noted. Just as the plane was about to land, a flight attendant who sat near them explained that a woman with an apparent mental issue had an outburst, like had the urge to get off the plane, and she was saying, I need to get off this plane, and she went up to the exits and started banging on the doors, saying, you need to let me off this plane. I guess it took five flight attendants to subdue her and like literally take her down. So she said of the incident, which was first reported by TMC, they pretty much took her down, put her in the seat, and duct taped her. Damn, dude, if you're, what they don't talk about is the first guy that noticed, because she's not telling people what she's doing. So someone's got to notice it. Oh my God. And you're just reading your magazine and you're like, what the fuck? Has anybody ever opened up one of those doors? I don't know. That's a, I mean, that's going to suck everyone out, right? That would just be a- I wonder how easy it is to do. Probably not that easy, because they always talk about the weight of the door and you got the pressure of being in the sky. I wonder if you can open it while the plane's moving. Like I wonder if there's some fail safes. Well, I hate going with like the impossibility and being like, you can't do it, but according, it's physically impossible to open a door mid-flight. Well what if you're like Thor? Thor Bjornsson. What if you're a son of Odin? What if you're like Eddie Hall, like one of those gigantic power lifters, strong man dudes. At cruising altitude, I should say. Okay, so up at like 30,000 feet. Impossible? That's airplane, according to this, Business Insider, which, you know, best source for this information. Yeah, they're aviation positions. Airplane doors are impossible to open at cruising altitude, which is about 36,000 feet. Pressurization, mimic conditions at 8,000 feet above sea level to keep passengers alive. Imagine having the balls to like know that this person you're traveling with is completely insane. Like maybe you're dating this lady and she's like, I've got to get out this plane. I've got to get off this plane. And she runs to the door, but you know the physics. Yeah. So you just go like, yeah. What are you going to do? You're just doing a boyfriend in an argument thing, you gonna leave? You're gonna open the door in the middle of the flight? Do you want to, let's address this. Does that make you smart? Can we talk about this or are you going to try to open the door? Do you think maybe that's selfish to the other fucking people on the plane that you just want to fly to the ground and everybody else has to? The guy behind you is going, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't prove nothing. Get her, get your girl. What's going on? Don't prove nothing. Don't, what the fuck are you doing? Oh my God. Yeah. That would be terrifying to witness because again, you don't know how strong this bitch, you know how fucking crazy she is. She can fucking die. People are crazy. They're really strong. They ripped their arms apart trying to do something. If she did a bump of PCP before that plane took off and then it was like, I'm gonna start cooking at 30,000. My boxing coach got his finger bitten off on PCP and had it replaced with his toe. What? Which toe? His second toe. Next to the big toe. My toes are so weird. That became his index finger and he had it curved permanently so he could throw right hooks. Wait, so his hand just looked like this? So when he shook his hand, he had this going on. So it was like a toe? He never really shook his, he shook his hand but he got a finger in there. So the toe was this part? Yes. The toe was this part. So but it was permanently bent. So you could pinch things with it, right? But it was permanently bent. It didn't straighten out. It was like this. You could do most of the things you could do if you had a finger there but he got it bitten off in a street fight while he was on PCP. While he was on PCP? Yes. That's why I walked away. Oh my God. Okay. After the cargo door tore off in flight, caused an explosive decompression and ejecting nine people from the plane. Oh my God. Damn. That was in 89? I remember that. Damn. There was a flight and the people just got sucked out of the plane in mid-flight. That was a Hawaii flight, right? Yeah. Going to Honolulu. Yeah. That's it. Oh my God. That's so scary. Man, that fucking, that always scared me when I saw it in movies. Whenever they show that and they show the person just be like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Just get in there and be like, rah! Wild ways to die, bro. But also, if you're ready for it, you could do some cool poses on the way out. You could Superman on the way. I think your brain would be flooded with psychedelic chemicals because you would absolutely 100% know you're going to die. There's no way you're going to survive and you would probably get a golden geometric pattern that opens up and takes you straight to the afterlife. Yeah. You just come and shit at the same time. Your body's like, let it all in. And you just pass through and you pop on the other side like on impact. Boom. Dude. And in reality, it just looks like a jelly sandwich hit the ground, whoever's near you. They never talk about those. Those people that watch people land. Yeah. You're just like, oh, it's coming through the air. It's not good. It's splattering.