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Brian Redban is a stand-up comic, producer, co-host of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony," founder of the Deathsquad podcast network, and a co-owner of the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin. www.deathsquad.tv
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So your mom, what happens with her experience? So she gets only decaf espresso because she loves the taste of coffee but she can't have caffeine. She likes espresso though? Yeah. Hmm. And I guess it tastes the same. It's like there's a bunch of different kinds of espresso, right? There's different beans and shit. Some people make it super bitter. The people that love doing that cranky machine too, pop it in there and tap it down. I like those nespresso capsules. Pop those bitches in and I don't have to think too much. Meanwhile there's turtles out there choking a desk, belly full of them. Probably right? It's aluminum though. It's not plastic. But still. Fuck turtles man. When was the last time you saw a turtle? I saw a turtle in Hawaii. Okay so once. But you see straws every day. They're beautiful to see. They're cool to see. I don't know. I see straws more. Yeah but here's the thing. I know what you're saying. The problem really is waste management. That's the problem. How the fuck does the waste get in the ocean in the first place? You tell me it's inevitable. That everyone's so gross that all the garbage has to get in the ocean. No matter what. I don't think that's true. I think we need to do a way better job of collecting garbage and treating garbage and treating our own garbage and just come up with a more comprehensive plan to avoid all this shit getting into the ocean. There's just not enough funding in our time and Greta Thorneberg is only 16. She can only do so much. They used to feed it to pigs before they figured out landfills. Oh really? Did they? Yeah. All everything? They ate everything? As much as they could I think. Wow. Yeah the restaurant should be fine. They should. Because the pigs got sick. Everybody's sick. People got sick eating the pig meat. What is this? A little bit of an issue. A little bit of an issue. I think it was Ari. It was either Ari or Callen. It might have been Callen that told me they were in China and there was a restaurant that had a toilet and the toilet was a hole. Ari. No no no. But in the hole at the bottom was pigs. He was shitting into a pig's thigh and the pigs would eat your shit and this is common. I'm pretty sure it was Callen. What in the fuck? Ari definitely told me he had a shit into a hole. Yeah I remember that. Yeah. He also got chased out of a Chinese girl's house by a man with a baseball bat. Right. And something about street oil or something like that. The food was cooked using the oil from the street. Oh no no no. That was a different story. That's a different story. There's a story that I almost forgot about until you just said that. That's a story of them. That's what Ari brought. Yes. Yes. Sewer water. Sewer water. That they were making cooking oil out of sewer water. There's literally people going into the sewer and turning that shit water into cooking oil. I know you're saying there's no way. It makes sense. Of course. I can see Asians doing that. How dare you raise this piece of shit. No. My girlfriend is Asian and she likes the grossest shit ever. Like blood, soup. View from the inside of a pig toilet. So there it is. That's kind of cool. Look at that. I wonder if that pig thinks he's a lucky pig. The minority village somewhere in Yunnan province, China. The pig followed me to the toilet and positioned itself under it waiting. I was very confused when I started using toilet paper for reasons. Oh my God. Because it was licking his asshole. Yeah, I just googled it and like pig toilets just started coming up. I tried to shit right on the pig's face. That is so gross. Now go see if you find cooking oil made from sewage. Dun dun dun. I know a lot of people are like wait what? No. I think it was Vice. I think Vice had a video on it. And it was all about how there is a market for people making cooking oil in these really poor towns. They literally climb into the sewers and they take out human shit and turn into cooking oil. Gutter oil they call it. Gutter oil. Gutter oil. Disgusting recycled oil and sewage. Elicid cooking oil which has been recycled from waste oil collected from sources such as restaurant fires, grease traps, slaughter house waste and sewage from sewer drains. Look at that. One on the far right says Chinese gutter oil. You click on that. Disgusting. This is the video that I've seen before. Recycled oil and sewage used to cook Chinese street food. Jesus. Jesus Christ bro. They get into the potty and then they filter all the poop out and they get the oil. These filters. You get the oil out of the poop and then they cook your noodles in that. That's why we need regulation. Would you taste it? That's why. No. That's why we need America. Young Turks. It was them. They did one too. Oh yeah definitely. Yeah this guy opens up or this woman rather opens up. Oh and she's scooping out shit. Please set that off. It's not us. I literally almost threw up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.