What Joe Thought of The Batman

Speaking of spoilers, you've seen the new Batman? Yes, I saw that. It's great. I liked it. I liked it a lot. Besides, I mean, the Dark Knight's the best of all time, but to me, that was... Halfway through I looked at my girl, because, you know, we have kids, can't go to the movies. I looked at my girl, I go, I pause and I go, hold up. Is this not the best fucking Batman you've seen? It's a great Batman. It's so good. I thought it was the best one, but... It's up there. I say that and then I need to go watch the other ones. Again, you know, like with fresh eyes. Like sometimes when something's good and you're watching it, you're like, oh, this is pretty good. You might get on the hype train. The costumes are a little wack. You think? See, I thought it was more realistic. Yeah, it's more realistic. At least Catwoman, like she owned cats. She wasn't gonna be able to like die nine times. She barely covered her face. Yeah. She was too hot. So I didn't want to like cover any of her face. Just like a little tiny thing across her nose. Chat pros. Yeah. But then also the Riddler. The Riddler was the scariest shit. The Riddler was kind of silly with the glasses. See, the Riddler to me was so creepy because, you know, he's like, you know, he like relate to all the incels and like this mob and like, you know, bring him to the fucking stadium and shoot everybody. It's like, yeah, that could definitely happen. The problem with all those movies is you compare them all against the Joker. And the Joker movie was so fucking good and so creepy. Like, and, you know... The Dark Knight you're saying with Heath Ledger. Well, no, the recent one with Joaquin Phoenix. Oh, with Joaquin Phoenix? Yeah. That Joker is so good. Yeah. But it's so creepy and such a good movie. Todd Phillips just fucking nailed that movie. And Joaquin Phoenix is crazy as fuck. He's so good in that. He's so good. He must be insane. He must be like an absolute insane person. There's no way he could be that good. Plainly insane person. He's just so good, dude. Yeah. It's so good. And that movie is like... That movie is so goddamn good. And the bad... You know, the character is so believable and they build it up so well. Like, it's hard to appreciate some of the... Like, you don't know the Riddler's background. All of a sudden he's a bad guy. But if we knew as much about the Joker, like much about the Riddler as we do the Joker, and then they had that in the Batman movie. Like, if they have a new Batman movie with Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker... Oh. That's gonna be insane. But did you see the new Joker? So, they flashed him just at the very end. Spoiler alert. They literally just flashed him right at the end. Yeah. But it's kind of blurry. But on HBO Max, there's a deleted scene. Ooh. And it's him with like the Joker for like six minutes. And dude, fuck, it's good. Oh, really? Ooh, it's good. A deleted scene with just him and the Joker. Yes. Ooh. And it's very like Silence of the Lambs. Remember where they used Hannibal to like Hannibal Lecter to catch the other fucking serial killers? Oh. Batman goes to him to give him the Riddler founds. Like, I know you get off on this shit. Maybe he can help me out. And who is the Joker? Who plays the Joker? I don't know. Interesting. But it's good, man. I like how most of the people were like people that you don't know their name. Yes. You know, other than Robert Pattinson, most of the people were people you don't know, like you don't know the penguins name. But he's really good. Colin Farrell. That was Colin Farrell? Jesus Christ, really? Isn't that nuts? You know what? I actually knew that. I forgot it. That's how good he is. Right? Oh my God. The makeup's incredible. Nuts. Dude, think about the Batmobile. Batmobile's pretty dope. You know what? That's, I saw the Batmobile. I'm like, well, that's nuts. Look at that. That's incredible, man. What kind of makeup did they do with him? Yeah. Dude, that car scene with him and that Batmobile, if you look up the Batmobile, that's actually the chassis of an old school Dodge Challenger. Yeah, I heard about that. Yeah. That thing's legit, dude. Yeah, old school Dodge Challenger, and then they did a bunch of like off-road shit. Buy one, dude. Fucking get one. Seems like it's a wide thing to park. Difficult to find. Dude, in Austin, you'll be fine. In LA, I'd be fucked. Here, you're good, dude. Maybe. You're good. I don't need that in my life. No? It seems like a lot. It'd be fun. Yeah, I got enough cars. You wouldn't feel like an asshole in that, would you? I wouldn't? You think? I just throw my Chevelle. Do you? In the Chevelle? It's so loud. It's so loud. But it's, you know, the world's turning to fucking Teslas, man, and electric cars. Yeah, but not totally. Like, this is why it's fun right now to have like a muscle car. It's because it's like you know that these are like the, it's like going out when you're 36 and you're still single. It's like, this is the last days. You know what I mean? This is it, man. This is it. There it is. Wow, look at that. No, that's not it. That's not it, dude. Someone made one. Oh, someone made one. No, but this one's actually a chassis off of fucking like 68 Challenger, I think. Yeah, that one looks more like Christian Bale's Batman. Or like the tumbler, like that, like the tumbler thing or whatever. That was dope. That was the Christian Bale one, the one with two wheels in the front. But the one that Robert Pattinson has is much more like realistic. That's right there. It's right above, right above. Go above, above. Right there in the... It's a toy. Go next to it. Go next to it. Go next to it. No, watch my finger. There it is. Click on that. That's a toy, but that's what it is. That's what it looks like. That's off old school chassis of a Dodge Challenger. It might be a Dodge Charger. Either way, it's fucking ridiculous. It looks like a Charger. Yeah, it's so dope. I think it's a Charger, but it's... It was cool. Like the whole movie was dark and mysterious and shadowy and... It was fun. That was a little emo. Yeah, a little emo. A little emo. Yeah, but it worked. It worked.