What Did Donald Rumsfeld Know About the 9/11 Attacks?

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Tony Hinchcliffe

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Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He's also the co-host, along with Brian Redban, of the podcast and live YouTube show "Kill Tony." https://tonyhinchcliffe.com/

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Have you seen the, I watched on the plane the other day, the Dick Cheney movie with uh... I haven't heard it's great though. Oh, you must watch this. What's that called, Cheney? Vice. Vice. With uh, Christian Bale. Right? He gained like 70 fucking pounds for it. He's unreal in this movie. He's great at everything he does. He's in a whole nother gear. He turns into this guy, man. And it's so crazy. With just a guy working for Haliburton, you know, he's running all this military stuff and has all this experience with, you know, politics. But he's really just a business owner, so working... Look what he looks like. Incredible. He's unreal. How many fat guys saw that movie and go, if I just lost weight, I would crush some fucking bae. Yeah, could be Batman. I could be Batman. I got Batman inside of me. I mean, I got these pudgy wrists and fucked up hands, but if I just... Wow. He... I gotta see it. Is crazy. Is that him with or the next to each other? The next to each other. Oh. Just picture, picture next to each other. Wow, he got fat, huh? He went for it. He really went for it, man. It's so good. You rea... I mean, it really exposes that part of things. How close, you know, you can... He's... He wants, you know, he's running a massive business that makes military stuff. So us having to do stuff benefits him. Oh, dude. Tremendously. It's one of the most transparent scams that's legal in the history of the world. Just pause and think about how crazy everybody's going on about this Trump call to Ukraine and whether or not there was enough to impeach him and all this madness. People are going crazy about this, right? This is like... This is the topic. And I've heard many Democrats go, there's nothing here, folks. You gotta back up. This is not enough to take a guy out of office. The Republicans are never gonna vote for this. Like you guys are... You're making a big mistake here. Now think, imagine a guy who's the vice president of the United States who is also a guy who used to be the CEO of Halliburton. Then this guy decides to go to war under false pretenses. They make up some shit about weapons of mass destruction. They blow this fucking place to smithereens. And then Halliburton gets no bid contracts. I mean, this wasn't someone saying, I can do it for $3 billion. I can do it for $2.7 billion. There wasn't any of that. There was a no bid contract for billions of dollars to repair the places they blow up. And he was making money off of it. It's crazy. I think for the first year or something like that, I wanna know when Dick Cheney was actually making money off of Halliburton. I think he had to abandon his position or give up his stocks or something, but it was a while. It was one of those things where you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You just left. You just left. And then the company you just left is now getting no bid contracts in the billions. Am I stupid? How are you allowed to do this on television in front of everybody? In the movie, and the movie also shows how much of the president's ear he really had. Because the president, George W needed him to win it. He needed him to run with him to get the real Republican votes at the time. For sure. Yeah, for sure. No one else could do what he could do. He needed them. He was deeply, deeply, deeply connected. But it was also Bush didn't wanna do any of that shit. You go ahead and handle it, sir. Yeah, that was the deal that they made. At least in the movie, that's the deal that they made basically. Who plays Bush? Someone unbelievable. It's what's his name. It's not Sam Rockwell. I think it is. Is it? Yeah, he's unreal. I mean, this movie was so easy to watch. I never, it's one of those movies where like halfway through it, you're like, I hope this never ends. I hope this is long. Is it Sam Rockwell? Who plays Bush? Sam Rockwell? Yeah. Did you ever see the moon move movie? No. Just moon? There it is. You see the two billboards. Rockwell looks like Bush. That's amazing. He even got the eyebrows down. Steve Carell destroys as Donald Rumsfeld. Oh, of course he does. Carell's a beast, dude. He's unreal in this. They make Rumsfeld look like basically what he was, just a big doofus that like, you know, would get out and do his own thing and they'd have to control Rumsfeld. You wanna hear another conspiracy theory that you probably don't know it's gonna blow your mind? Let's do it. The day before 9-11. The day before the attacks, Rumsfeld gave a press conference where he talked about trillions of dollars missing. The day then a plane slams into the very part of the building where they were doing the accounting blows up half the fucking building of the Pentagon, blows up a wall. Donald Rumsfeld was on, where was it? The White House lawn? Listen to this. This is like 10 minutes. But is that the Pentagon? This is on C-SPAN. You can look it up right now. We gotta get to the quote where he says, mentions $2.3 trillion in missing receipts. Talks about his, quote, adversary. But see if you can just find the quote. See the, just, there's, I know there's YouTube videos. You're, what are you looking at? Is this like a receipts plan? They have clips on here on C-SPAN. You can get it there. If you just Google it on, don't even do that. Just go through YouTube. I know. You have to see it because you hear him say it and you're like, wait, what the fuck did he just say? Not on foreign terrorists threat, but the 48 billion. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, I think that's it. Let's see. What it already spends. According to some estimates, we cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions. Okay. Now again, somebody told you that literally like right before 9 11 happened, they said they couldn't track $2.3 trillion. You go, no, that didn't happen. That did not happen, but it did happen. What the fuck? Yeah. So think about what Kennedy said. Yeah. Think about what you saw when you saw that vice movie where Dick Cheney, who was the CEO of Hal Burden becomes the vice president and gets billions of dollars in no bid contracts. Now think about what you just saw with Donald Rumsfeld saying they couldn't find $2.3 trillion. I don't know. Wait, what? I don't know. I don't know. It seems like we should have had it. So we'll keep looking. Oh no. The spot where we look just blew up. Oh my God. What the hell? Find out if that's true. If the, it was the accounting office, because this is what I love to say it because it sounds good, but let's make sure it's true that that part blew up. But either way that he did say that and then they did get hit by a plane a couple of days later. It's unbelievable. It's so crazy. And no one talks about that trillion dollars. No one talks about the $2.3 trillion. Two trillion is bigger than most countries, right? That could build a whole other country or something. It's 2.3 million million. Ooh. Isn't it? No. Is it a thousand trillion is a billion. No, a thousand billion. How about, no, it's not even. Yeah. Well, yeah. A thousand million is a billion. Yeah. Is a thousand billion a trillion? Yeah. A thousand billion is a trillion and it's. It's 990 billion. 2.3 billion trillion. Is that really what it is? It's 999 billion times two. It wouldn't be billion trillion. A couple more billions. No, it's, we're so stupid. It's a hundred thousand and then a million and then 10 of those is a billion, right? Yeah. Or a hundred of those. A hundred millions a billion. It's a hundred. So it's a, each one is a hundred. Oh shit. Yeah. Trillions, a whole nother three zeros. Another three zeros. Yeah. That's so much. How would you say that? Would you say that's a. Look how big it looks written out. Oh my God. Cause that's a million. So that's a billion. That's a trillion. That's the word billion is referred exclusively to as a million millions, a million millions. Okay. Wow. But how many is a trillion, a billion millions? No, it's a million millions. Trillions of million millions. Oh, well what's a billion? A thousand millions. Okay. That makes sense. A million millions. So it's 2.3 million millions. That seems like a lot to be missing. And then boom, plane hits the Pentagon. Everybody stops talking about it. When was the last time you heard about that 2.3 trillion? Never. That didn't come up all the times we were talking about flight 93. Let's roll. Remember that? Let's roll. That's what they said right before they went up. That's why that plane hit the ground. It didn't kill all the fine people that it was going towards the White House or whatever. Fuck out of here. In British terms, British English, which is not American English, the word billion referred exclusively to a million millions. However, it is no longer common and the word is now used to mean 1000 million. So if anybody is in another country and is confused, that's why. It seems like if that would have gotten. That makes sense. A thousand million makes sense. A million million doesn't make sense. It seems like if that would have gotten out that that money was missing, that the whole country could have revolted. Like, I mean, that's what did you do with our tax money? That's our money, right? But that's a way to steal 2.3 trillion. If you stole 2.3 trillion and want to cover it up, start a war. I mean, boom, immediately. Everybody's freaking out. They can't believe what's going on. That's what the tinfoil hat brigade would say. What does this say? MSU scholars find 21 trillion unauthorized government spending. Oh my God, this is recent. 21 trillion in unauthorized government spending, Defense Department to conduct first ever audit. Oh, they've never audited before. Why would they audit? They just get free money. They're not like a regular company, right? Defense Department is not like a company where like all the stockholders are going, hey, fuck face, what are you doing? I got, you know, 100,000 shares of your stupid fucking company. Your CEO is running into the ground. No, they don't even have to audit. They don't do shit. They just take that chata. Oh, we're missing, you know, 21 trillion, whatever, whatever. I don't even know what that is. So, a thousand million billion or something? 21, whatever. Come on. It doesn't even include the last four years. That's just... Come on. So, the last four years we've been good. Don't pay attention to that. Last four years we haven't misspent at all. That's what Kennedy was talking about, literally. Not saying that anyone, you know, I'm absolutely not saying 9-11 was an inside job. I don't think it was. But I am saying that when things happen and disasters take place, people capitalize on those disasters. And if it's possible that someone was going to set something up, some sort of an attack, and they're going to do it because they were in the process of stealing something or were going to steal something, it would have to be a lot. Billy, wait a minute. What are they going to do? How much money would it be worth at the start of war? That might be the number. 2.3 trillion, that might be the number. Like, if you like, how much would it cost to start a war if you're evil anyway? Hmm. Would you start a war for 100 million? Man, I can't spread that. Thin enough. You know, I got to grease a lot of palms. We're going to start a war. Why are we starting a war? What's going on? Well, we got to get this fucking oil, man. I don't know how to do it. I'm thinking of just, I don't like the World Trade Center. Let's just... This is hilarious. I just googled how much have we spent in Afghanistan. You want to guess how much that number it got to? Okay. Okay, I'm going to guess. Whoa. Ever in Afghanistan? No, no. This says published... The thing I just found, which I was going off of, Congressional Budget Office, report published in October 2007 said... Oh, could... This isn't a potential spending. Okay, don't give us the numbers though. It's a potential spending then. This is potential what they wanted to spend as of 2007. What they wanted to spend? Planned to spending. Well, how much did they spend? Do they spend more or less? That's what I thought. I think they spent way more. Okay, let's just guess. What do you think the number is? Jeez, this is a tough one. In Afghanistan? Only in Afghanistan? That's what it says. Actually, it says Iraq and Afghanistan. Iraq and Afghanistan. 113 trillion dollars. Whoa, that's a lot. I'm going to go with 100 billion. What is it? They conveniently planned on spending 2.4 trillion dollars, which is a very convenient number after we lost 2.3. But they spent closer to like six or so. This is the worst. This is like if you check somebody's accounting books and they just have stick figures with Google AI's drawn on. The fact is the exact same amount of money. What are the odds? That is so crazy. But it's not like, we covered it up good. They'll never imagine that, that's your laundering. That's your money laundering war. It's not, but it is right. Like if you're, if you are someone that makes weapons and you have a huge contract with Defense Department and you have the ear of the Defense Department and you guys play golf and shit and you dress up like druids and burn an effigy, worship Moloch, the owl god and you start talking and you say, hey man, what do we got to do to keep this fucking, I got these tanks I'm making. They are a motherfucker. Wouldn't it be great to try them out? You know, tell you what, I got a deal for you. And they just walk around playing golf, talking shit and the next thing you know.