"We Need the Aliens!"

We need the aliens. We need the aliens. We need them to come down. We need the aliens. They have to come down and they have to just go, listen, you guys are just fucked. You're not going to sort this out. Stop. We need someone from another planet to come and be like, this is the truth. Stop denying it. Don't talk your way around it. What do you think would happen? Imagine if Russia moves nukes into Belarus, which is supposedly happening. And then one day there's some sort of a critical exchange and they go, that's it. That's enough. And they just a giant ship hovering over the battlefield where everybody's like, holy fuck. And you realize that this thing is from another planet. It sends out a bunch of satellite ships and they come down and these things get out. It's not far from reality. Would you do it that way if you were an alien or would you force these dummies to create artificial intelligence that eventually takes them over? Would you conquer them that way? If you, if you looked at these like a mansion, like I just want to think about this way. Imagine if we went to some sort of a jungle and someone had given the chimpanzees missiles and the chimpanzees just fucking launching missiles. We'd be like, yo, we got to kill those chimpanzees. They're fucking shooting at planes. They're shooting at boats. We got to kill them. Right? They're too wild. They would come in and kill them. Right. I bet they would do that with us. If we were a threat, they would absolutely kill us. And the fact that they haven't killed us means we're clowns. I think they were absolute clowns. Like my brother's feeling is, and he's smarter than me and he reads much more alien stuff. He's I was like, yo, if they're here, why haven't they killed us? He goes, they don't care. Like he's like, I think they're doing research. And I'm like, all right, if they're doing research, then they're just going to let us die. And they're just like, they're they're probably watching us on screens just laughing. You look at these idiots. Look at these idiots. I would imagine we're pretty funny. They can't even drink water in Philadelphia. You know, like, I know, right? It's like housewives for them. Like, yo, check out housewives, Philadelphia. They don't got water now. You know, you should have seen what happened to these Palestine. Like the aliens are watching us like Bravo. I bet they're probably monitoring nuclear sites because they're one of the things that has been reported in the past. And again, you don't know if it's true or not. You don't know if you're getting this brings us back to what we were originally talking about. You don't know if you're getting bullshitted. You don't know if it really happened. You don't know if you weren't there and they don't have any physical evidence for you to watch or see or touch. Even physical evidence you can watch. We know that could be horseshit. But most likely it's not if it comes from official channels. But like it doesn't mean they don't exist. Like even if some of you think that it's nonsense, you think it's silly, that might be part of the plan. Part of the plan might be make it seem silly. That way you could just be around all the time and people talk about it. And even the Pentagon talks about it. No one cares. Like, well, okay, you hit the right frequency then. Yeah. And that means they're a much more evolved civilization than us. Yeah, they're playing a chance. They're playing chance. Yeah. They recognize that we have a real susceptibility to groupthink. And we have a real susceptibility. If you can trick people into thinking that UFOs are silly, oh, God, what are you thinking about? Other life forms from another planet? So silly. What a great way to trick people. If you could do that and you did exist, you could make it so that talking about you carries a social consequence. So if you're in polite society, right, now, nowadays in 2023, you can have a conversation about UFOs because the New York Times wrote an article about it. You could say, did you see that? Did you see that article in the New York Times? Did you see the Pentagon had a discussion? So what if Woody Allen is an alien? Because no one writes faster than this guy. He's made so many good films. He's done terrible things and he survives and he's among us. And it's just like, is Woody Allen an alien? How did he figure out? That might be the worst take I've ever heard from you. Bro, but what is the exact tone? It's like, look at the things he's accused of doing and he walks among us. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like he's uncancellable. Well, not really, because I don't know if actors are as willing to work with him anymore. And I don't know what kind of distribution. Like how has that affected his films and what he does and what he's allowed to do? I don't know. Like his own family's come out against him and he's still out here. Even Bill Cosby had to go to court at least. Yeah. At least. And he's still out. He came back outside. Yeah. It's dark. Yeah. Woody Allen as an alien is dark. Well, I don't think he's an alien. I think he's just a flawed human being. But what I guess I'm saying is the concept that you're saying is they're like, they're among us and they've made themselves a laughingstock and a joke so as to avert. I don't even know necessarily they're among us. I don't know if the things that people are seeing, I don't know. I think those are probably, I'm just guessing. I shouldn't even say probably. But I think those could be drones. I think they could be super sophisticated drones that we don't understand because they've done all of this science in a way where they never made it public. That's not likely, but it is possible. It's one of those things where you're like, man, you don't know. If they were very clever and they started doing this at a certain point in time in history and they were almost like a movie where they had this secret laboratory where they hired the top physicists and they gave them some fake jobs like, oh, I'm in charge of fertilizer reproduction at this chemical plant bullshit. He's over there back engineering UFOs. What if they really do have some crash shit that they found in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947? They've been trying to figure out how to back engineer that and they're getting closer. Dude, I just want to meet Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime looks like the illest alien. I just hope that it's Optimus Prime. That would be fucking sick. I want a little tiny gray dude that could read minds. I want traditional. I don't want the bullshit, new age fucking roebuck. I want a truck. I don't want a truck. Sam Wickwitty. What if it was Woody from Toy Story? What if that's what the aliens are? They come down here, they're like, what the fuck, Woody? Woody, you're the head alien? That's like that scene in Contact. Remember in that Jodie Foster movie? Did you ever see Contact? Yeah, a long time ago. Well, in the end of the movie, I believe it's her dad. It comes to her as her dad. I think the alien tells her, I'm pretty sure it's her dad, and it tells her in the ... They're walking together. It's like, whatever we are is too much for you to handle, so I've shown myself in this form. Yeah. So what's a heavy scene, dude? It's a heavy scene. It's a really good movie, man. Do you remember that movie? Yeah, I do. I haven't seen it in a while. It was written by ... The original novel was by Carl Sagan, and they converted it into one of the best alien movies of all time, because it was like an intellectual, dramatic movie about contact with an alien race and how it was probably going to present itself. And it was very, very novel, because Carl Sagan was fucking brilliant. Also, huge pothead. Carl Sagan, huge pothead. The movies be predicting the reality. That one. That one is probably ... I've got to watch this. It's probably how they would do it. If they were going to make contact with you, why would they freak you out and come looking like some fucking weird stick figure with a giant gray head? That was her dad, right? Yeah. Woody Allen. You motherfucker, you don't want to let it go. Why are you so high? Why are you hanging onto this, Eddie? It's just fucking ridiculous. It is ridiculous. I love how you get on the ridiculous point. Maybe that's right, though. Look at it this way. What a better way to hide yourself. No one's coming to him for wisdom. No one's coming to him to think how to run the world. Part of he's amongst us, just making these silly movies, but really just gathering data. Yeah, and giving us the deepest insights into our souls for these films. You know why I really like Woody Allen as an alien? Because I do feel if the aliens came, they would be fucking Knicks fans. That's why. 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