Tony Woods Spotted a Mer-Man in Seychelles

See, because that seems like everything I see on your Joe Rogan podcast, people don't believe me. Oh, they don't believe you? That's why, because somebody told me not to mention mermaids. Don't mention mermaids? I saw a mermaid. Really? Yeah. When? In Sachele's, Africa. You saw an actual mermaid? That's what it was. It was a swimming person. Really? Yeah. And... How long ago was this? I don't know. That's Will Silvens. It was... You think there's like a small population of mermaids that are out there? But anyway, me and this little French boy, and they said, don't swim in the lagoon after dark. Everybody's up at the bar, and everybody's... And so everybody's gonna go down. Everybody's kind of racing now. So me and him go down, me and him getting the water. From a distance, you see something coming like a fucking missile, but it's coming fast, and we both kind of stop. And then it turns, and it jumps out of the water. And it's maybe at least 10, 12 feet long, man. And it do like this, and it look at both of us and go, oh, the water was only about this deep. Didn't make a splash or nothing. And then me and him turn the fuck around. We running around, and everybody's coming down there laughing, got their drinks in their hand. We're like, no, fuck that. And the little boy... And French, and his mom is apologizing to me. He said, he has a very vivid imagination. He said, no, bitch, listen. We saw a fish man, and it wasn't like a mermaid. Didn't look feminine at all. Look at a man. A fucking man. Really? A fucking dude who said, get the fuck out the pool. Basically, he was like, Aquaman. Doo doo doo doo doo. Yeah. So did it look like a fish person? Did it look like a fish person, or did it look like a human being? When he came out, did this... Did it have scales? It was kind of dark. Dark like a dolphin? No, but he had... The back of him was fish. The back of him was fish. His head was humanoid, eyes about so big. Then, if you Google it, the lagoons of the shells. And I ain't the first person to see some shit in them waters. And the guy who does the horseback riding, you can ride horses. He said, how old are you going to? I told him, he says, he's from America, right? Yeah. He says, so at this age, pretty much if you see a turtle, and I tell you that's not a turtle. You know it's a turtle. You're the age. You know what you saw. He says, the people pay a lot of money at this resort. He says, yeah, it's maybe not a good idea to go around. I saw a mermaid. And he goes, he's saying how long his family has been fishing in these waters. He says, and he's heard some things. He says, I've heard some things like what you say. I've never seen what you say you saw. But it's not the first time I heard that. And I said, thank you. But basically he was saying, now if you ask me to cosign that shit, fuck you. Right. But he's heard some things. You're going to be crazy by yourself. So who told you not to talk about mermaids? Nobody told me not to talk about mermaids. You said that. I just said that. Oh. Because I'm like, if y'all don't believe Dakota's bear, you definitely won't believe the mermaid story. Well, I definitely believe Dakota's bear. Yeah, I got it from my uncle. Please, no, I can't. Told you once. Thanks for being here, man. Let me know when your special comes out. We'll let everybody know. Yeah, I'm going to go with mermaids. I'm trying. If I found it, I would have brought it up. And it was in the lagoons around, like how you know how the island and shit look like this. And in the lagoon part. Well, they say they've only discovered 10% of the ocean. So maybe it's in the other 90.