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So this thing with Dave, you don't like, because earthquake is wondering when his is coming out too. Well, he did. He did his already. And he doesn't exactly know when it's coming out. Well, man, it's hard to get it like, because, you know, Dave said, Hey, man, whenever you're ready, I'm like, yeah, yeah, man. And then he said, just let me know. I said, man, I'm letting you know. Let's go. Right. But I mean, you know, next, you know, every time you turn around, man, dudes chasing them with dresses on all kind of shit. Oh, yeah. Tie up your shoes, you in a drag race. Ah, run, Dave, run. So that shit's died down. Yeah, they're leaving them alone now. You just we just realizing how many of the people that are upset at them didn't even watch the special. Yeah. They watched the special and you still are angry at him. You missed the point. The same way was what if it was somewhere, man? It's me. I was on the road with Louis C.K. So I go outside the comedy club. Some people out there having a silent protest. And I'm like, yo, what's up? What's going on? And the girl says, there's a comedian in there and he's performing. And he's really he's racist. He's name all of the shit that they said is he's sexist, transphobic. Yeah, homophobic. I'm like, what? And she had said all this shit. I'm say he racist, too. And she was like, I said, well, fuck that. Give me a sign. Right. And she and she was like, she was like, no, no, no. We're having a silent protest. I'm like, no, fuck that. I said, that's the picture right there. Fuck him up. Now, I don't have to stand in line. I cut right through the line and go in the back. I forgot to cut. What is it? It's somewhere, man. But it's like they got a back room with karaoke. Like you walk through the back. I go in the back. I forgot about that. I was fucking with that girl. I think that was going to happen. Something back there. And then boom. She comes in with the police and shit. And she's like. You know, she wanted to go. That's him. But she could she was like. Right. To you? No, to the policeman, to the police. OK, because we're all sitting in the back. Right. You know, just talking about whatever. It's me, Lynn Koppelitz. And we are just sitting there and the girl, you know, because the girl and the policeman and the manager, the owner of the club come in because they thought that you were going back there to fuck up the comedian. Fuck up Louis. Right. Because because she saw me. I dipped all on your back. So she called the police. She didn't call the police right there. So she got the police. And she says, I think that guy's going back to do something. To fuck up Louis C.K. Yes. So when she come in and she see me first, she's like. They're like, that's the motherfucker right there. That's the motherfucker right there. And what happened? And I'm like, Oh, what's up? I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, I got that. Like I was joking around. Right. And then, yeah. And then she ended up she didn't know. What Louis had done. She took pictures. They gave her a T-shirt for the club. She took a picture with Louis in the green room. She took a picture with Louis? Yes. She was just there because some girl from her college said, Yeah, let's go do this. This is protest. Protests. That's the thing, man. It's like so many of the people that they haven't even thought it through. They don't even know what he did. Yeah, I know what he did. If you were in the room with Louis when he jerked off and he said, Can I jerk off in front of you? And you said, Yes. I guess you got an argument that maybe you shouldn't have been asked that question because it puts you in an uncomfortable situation. Remember that joke that Kevin Brenner used to have about consent? No, I don't know. He says on the college campus, me the girl goes, Can I kiss you? Yes, she can kiss me. Can I do this? She says, so it gets hot and heavy. So they're having sex. He says, Boom, can I do it dog? He says, Yeah, yeah. And then he says, Can I stick it in your ass? He said, Can I stick it in your butt? She goes, What? He goes, Do they sell chicken fingers and pizza hearts? It was a long Kevin used to do was a funny joke. You know how he is, right? He goes, and like, because everything she's everything, she's down for everything. And then you go, you know, can I can I stick it in your butt? What? Because did you know, do they sell chicken fingers and pizza hearts? So it was like that consent shit. It's funny when Kevin do it. It's a timing thing. Yeah, my bad. But that when you were opening for Louis, so that was after the controversy. That was after controversy. We started doing shows again. We went to Portugal together. Oh, yeah. Portugal. It went to Portugal. And then we went to what is it like doing comedy in Portugal? It was dope. Guess what I'm out with? Who? The fucking wizards is either mayor or the governor of on Queen of the South. Queen of the South. What is that? This is a Netflix thing. Oh, I don't know that. Okay. What is Queen of the South? It's like the biggest one and he plays he's a third lead character. I've never heard of the show. Have you heard of Queen of the South? No, there's so many shows though. There we go. This is it right here. Which guy did you hang out with? Oh, okay. I never even heard of this fucking show. You never? Okay from 2016. How does he not on the first row? Maybe a lot. No, he's like that's him right there. Which one? Right there. Go back to second one. That guy. That guy right there. Yeah, he lives in Portugal. How do you say his name? I don't know. Joaquin de Alameda. Right Joaquin Alameda. Yeah, that guy. So he lives in Portugal. It is in Portugal. How the fuck is there a show that has been going on since 2016? I'm just hearing about now man. This is like one of the hottest shows that's the thing. There's so many show about this guy. This is my man. Let me scroll back down. What you see this guy? Which guy? I hate this one, but he's so good at you. You hate him. Oh, yeah. Did you see him? Did you see him? Apokolipto? Yes, I did. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That guy was in Apokolipto. He's one of the most popular space and everything. Yeah, he was amazing. He was. He said he was amazing. Where is he in Apokolipto? Is he up there? How do you say his name? There he is right there. Gerardo. See right there? That's him in Apokolipto. Tarasena? Tarasena? That guy was a bad motherfucker. Okay. See him in Apokolipto. Oh, yeah. I like the part where he go. He jumped off the waterfall. He said, hey, my grandfather hunted in this forest. My father hunted in this forest. And my son and my son's sons were hunting this forest. Fuck you. And they said, no, fuck you. And they jumped off the waterfall too. They said, you know what I mean? I do remember that. Okay, that was a good point. That movie was amazing. That was, man. It was a wild ass fucking movie. That was a dope movie. Apokolipto. That guy, he was a fucking asshole. He was an asshole? Yeah, he's in Queen of the Sound too. He was the main, he was the... You mean he's an asshole in the show? No. Yeah, on that show too. On Queen of the Sound too. He's that guy's henchman. Oh, okay. The guy who I hung out with in Portugal. He's that guy's henchman. What is Queen of the Sound about? Cocaine. Oh. And it's on the cartel level. Oh, okay. Basically, they're big drug dealers who buy it straight from the cartel. Mm-hmm. So, like how Pablo Escobar was the cartel. Right. They're buying from. So they would buy it from Pablo and then distribute it. Yes, yeah, distribute it. Yeah. They get their hands dirty. Oh, I'm sure. And then after that, we went to Brussels. Then we went to Paris. Went to Paris, then we went to... What is it like doing stand-up in Paris? Snobby. Is it? Like that. Really? But it was good. They... Yeah, they were good. Paris is good. Because Louis' girlfriend lives there. His girlfriend's like one of... She's like Ellen. Of Paris. I guess. Yeah. I'm assuming. Yeah, she's nice. She's like a real big comedian over there. Yeah, and his new special. I watched his new special, Sorry. It's very good. His new one, it's funny. Very funny. It's funny. It's interesting, it's getting mixed reviews, but I think it's just because people want to hate him. That motherfucker. The people that are Louis CK fans will love it. Will love it. I was at the cellar one night, the big cellar, the underground. He just popped in. And I could see the look on the audience face. He did 20 minutes on the pros of suicide. And I was like, you can't do this around motherfuckers who are weak and drunk, man. You know what I'm saying? Because there was a lot of people going, yeah. I see his point. I see his point. Hey, motherfucker, stop talking, man. Somebody going to kill theyself ahead, Louis. And so yeah. Well, he's always been one of the most prolific guys. He used to put out a special every year, which I think is too much. I think every couple of years, I think you want to give the material time to cook. If you're doing a new special every year, generally speaking, I feel like it could use a little bit more time. But I think it's a little bit more time to give the material time to cook. And I think it's a little bit more time to give the material time to cook. And I think it's a little bit more time to give the material time to cook. And I think it's a little bit more time to give the material time to cook. And I think it's a little bit more time to give the material time to cook. And I think it's a little bit more time to give the material time to cook. And I think it's a little bit more time to give the material