Tom Segura Syrup Moment - JRE Toon

I Have a buddy of mine who hooked up with this girl Yeah And they they went back and forth online and then they got together and he said immediately before she even blew him She went right to his ass And I went what and he goes yeah, he goes I just got off a plane Fucking disgusting travel ass is bad Yeah, I'm like what he goes I was so disgusted. I never called her again I I'd never first move went to the ass went to the ass like you know Some ladies are bold yes, yeah, that's a weird move though right yeah, yeah Yeah, what kind of message you trying to send some chicks are just cool, man Yeah She's the best I Mean how many guys have told their friends that kind of a story and the friend went wow that's awesome Oh, so what are you guys doing next so you found a good girl, huh? Yeah, oh my god You don't want to do that wolf woof Mm-hmm remember doing that to someone in college. I only did it cuz I saw it in a movie you know You know what I did I got Hershey's syrup and I thought it was like kinky to do it and then I realized as the Hershey's serious mirror It just looks like she shit all over because it's just liquid chocolate So I pulled my face up and I'm like man It looks like she just shit in my mouth even though. It didn't taste like it. It sure looked like it Yeah, that's not a good look no yeah No, she get weirded out by you no she's just like what you want to do all righty all right, man