Toilet Water Moment - JRE Toons

You met Tom's kids? No, he told me hilarious shit about this kid calling him Tom. Oh, yesterday, Joe, I come in, I get off the plane, get on the couch, Tom takes his shit, I play with his kids for a little bit. His oldest comes in, he goes, hey, Bert, I got you a cup of water. And I go, thanks, buddy, I was on a plane all day. And Tom goes, hold on, hold on. Ellis, where did you get that from? And he goes, the sink? And he goes, Ellis, you can't reach the sink. Did you get that from the toilet? And he goes, no. And I go, did you just get a cup of water from the toilet? And he goes, no. I go, take a sip of this water. And he goes, no. I go, sip my water before I get it. And he goes, no. I go, where did you get this water? He goes, Tom knows he got it. And this kid is straight fucking face. And he goes, take a sip, Bert, take a sip. And I go, no, I'm not taking a sip of your fucking water. I go, you take a sip. He goes, I'm not taking a sip, you take a sip. And then Tom goes in, he goes, don't touch the water, it's from the fucking toilet. There was a water trail from the toilet to the fucking couch. And he goes, Alice, did you get that from the fucking toilet? And he goes, I did. And he just walked out of the room. I looked at Tom, I was like, please put take me to my room. I'm going to lock my fucking doors. The kid just wanted the kitchen to drink toilet water. He goes, from the fucking toilet. He's alive. What's that kid going to be like when he's 15?