Tim Dillon Tries to Sell Joe on the Metaverse

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Tim Dillon

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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: This is Your Country," is available on Netflix. www.timdilloncomedy.com

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Yeah, we need a scam the country's run on a succession of scams But how is this gonna protect us from China? Ooh Well, I don't know isn't that the real issue? Well, it's going to it's going up everything. It'll it'll pump up the economy Do you own any digital real estate? What do you own any digital real estate? I'm gonna ask you again. What I mean I know you have like a house in every real estate We don't it's real estate in the metaverse like owning you own it. It's real estate. I don't understand You're such a boomer. You need to own digital real estate. Joe. Oh my god Snoop Dogg paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's metaverse. Oh someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's metaverse neighbor Wow, he's now a resident of the sandbox metaverse in in in 20 years You're not gonna be able to go outside because of the climate So you're gonna spend most of your time in a pod and you're gonna live online Your NFT is gonna be your precious art and you're gonna live in the metaverse in digital real estate So is Snoop making all that money like if it's four hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars for to be his neighbor Is that his money now? No, it's just that when a celebrity moves into a building people want to live in it Okay, good question now. So who gets that money? Where's that money the person who owned the land? That's nonsense. What do you mean? It's not how is it not all of it though, but there's no there's no land Little video is what it is. This is the sandbox. This is Snoop's land in the sandbox, but go back to that What what is this? This is the sandbox? Hold on so I'll pause it real quick. No, no, keep it going. I'm gonna see with how this plays out wave one launching December 2nd Quickest he gets it. All right. So there you go before it goes too far So each of those little blocks are for sale And essentially see it says like on sale that's a bigger block that's like nine blocks together You can start on the metaverse you could start a rogue inland where nobody Has to take a vaccine But this isn't even good that I'm so this is no life It's what real life's become what's happening in that joke just like for something you might understand Which is shorter showed right there that very beginning part What can happen in the sandbox is like roblox so you can develop a game in your space and people can come play it and Then they can give you money to play it or hang out or watch the concert you're hosting What if you own you could start your own country essentially in the metaverse you buy up all this digital real estate And then what if Gavin Newsom ran for governor of it won and destroyed it It'll be keep you fucking you twice in the real world and in the metaverse No, but you got to get involved in this man. I'm telling you This is the future like yeah Atari is invested in here This is snoops little plot down here, but this all these green areas are I'm getting a plot So this this is where what is this this would be the sandbox metaverse? So there's many vet metaverses. They'll be Facebook metaverse for sure There's it done in metaverses You can't afford to be in certain metaverses certain metaverses you can which one could I not afford to be in not you specifically? But I'm talking about regular people like myself I don't know that I could afford this metaverse, but I'm gonna start in another metaverse and work hard if you go Country's over have a little fun