Tim Dillon Has Suggestions for The View

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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comedian and host of "The Tim Dillon Show." His comedy special, "Tim Dillon: A Real Hero," is available now on Netflix. Look for his book "Death by Boomers: How the Worst Generation Destroyed the Planet, but First a Child" on April 30, 2024, and catch him as "Manny" in Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving." www.timdilloncomedy.com

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Left the view, by the way. She left the view. She's free to be on your show now. We wish her well. Imagine you as her on your show interviewing her. I would love to interview her as her, but I think there's such a small chance. So you're saying there's a chance? That's going to happen. Yes, there is a chance, but it's not big. What if I helped her? What if I was there? What if I was there as a moderator? You want to organize it, I'll show up. I would do it. Absolutely. You want to be together on this show? Well, I don't think I should do it the whole time, but I think it would be fun to interview her for five minutes and then say, hey, Megan, I get it. I also hate Joy Behar. So I don't love you, but I also hate that squawking bird. So I hate the whole thing. And frankly, that show, you want to talk about a show that set women back is the view. You want to talk about that show. If the CIA is engineering Antifa and fucking the Capitol riot, some crazy misogynist engineered the view because there's nothing worse than the view in terms of like, there are so many brilliant women out there. None of them are on the view. None of them have gone near the set of the view. I mean, they have brought in the lowest tier of the, what is it? The Y chromosome? No. Double X. Double X. They brought in the lowest of the double X's for that one. It's rough. Yeah. Did you watch the episode when Tulsi Gabbard got on to defend herself and Joy Behar starts panicking and going over her notes while Tulsi is refuting everything that she said? Yeah. I mean, Joy Behar, like again, these people have dementia. These are people who like should not be allowed out of the house. They have a national platform. I mean, it is crazy. They have no idea. These people have never read like a book. And there's versions of it. Yes. Then the other one with Sharon Osborne. Yeah. Where would Sharon, she said something racially insensitive. I think she said that she doesn't like, I think she said, why is Pierce Morgan racist? I don't even think it was that bad. She's friends with Pierce Morgan, right? Yeah. And she goes. The thing that makes me pause is Cheryl Underwood is cool as fuck. I know Cheryl Underwood. I don't know any of them, but. She's cool as fuck. I know her forever. I did Montreal Comedy Festival with her back in the day. She's fucking hilarious. You ever seen her stand up? I know that she's great because I know people that know her, but I know her. But I never. She murders. She goes on stage with her purse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's funny. She's really funny. Really funny and cool as fuck. So if she doesn't like her, I gotta go, man. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's probably something there. There's probably something there. I don't know, but I remember when she was making fun of the guy who got his dick chopped off and the wife threw it in the blender. She threw it in the garbage disposal and she was laughing about what it must have looked like. Is it a wee running around inside the media? No, she's not. She's not anybody's choice. But that's a crazy thing to laugh at. A guy getting his dick chopped off and someone, like he's getting mutilated. His humanity is taken from him. His manhood is literally getting ground up and she thought it was funny. But I get people think things are funny because they don't think about the person they're making fun of. You and I are both guilty of doing that. Of course. As comics. Absolutely. But that one was like particularly rough. You're like, wow. Well, it was started with you and then they have all these ones that are like the talk. You know? That's profitable. Everyone gets C-list and then D-list and then they're like resurrecting sitcom stars from the 80s. They're like, what do you think about Palestine? It's like, what are we doing here? We don't need any of these people's opinions. Yeah, it's a fucking weird thing, man. Sherri Shepherd, she used to be on The View as well. She's really nice too. She was always at the store. She's always cool as fuck. I'm sure they're all nice. She was really nice. Sherri Shepherd is a really nice lady. And she's also super religious. She's a God, fear, and Christian woman, like full stop. Yeah. Can I suggest a thing for The View? This is a suggestion I have. Men. No chance. Just men on the show. But women watch it. See, that's the thing. It's like a lot of it is women that are home, right? During that time. It airs during the day. What if we put the women in the audience and that the men discuss the issues? This is just an idea I have for ABC corporate. Well, clearly, The View... Or have one woman serve everyone drinks and give her a quick opinion. Quick. In and out. The guys go, blah. She walks in, she goes, yeah, Israel seems like Israel. Thanks. And then they keep going. I think that's a happy medium. Why doesn't The View have any trans women on it? Great point. It has a lot of women that look trans, but none of them... It has a lot of second and third takes. After a drink, you'd go, huh? It doesn't have a ton of... Yeah. It's zero. I agree. It should be all trans women. Imagine. The best error of The View, and I've talked about it before, was when Rosie O'Donnell was talking about building seven. That was the best... That I watched. That was back in the day. Okay. Catch new episodes of The Joe Rogan Experience for free, only on Spotify. Watch back catalog JRE videos on Spotify, including clips. Easily seamlessly switch between video and audio experience. On Spotify, you can listen to the JRE in the background while using other apps and can download episodes to save on data costs, all for free. Spotify is absolutely free. 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