Sturgill Simpson's Dab Moment - JRE Toons

You People still rock the bong though kind of respect that you know it's like driving a manual car I never was a bong guy. It's too heavy man. I got shit to do man I can't oh that the head just peeled down or the dab thing that I got friends in Colorado California now the first time I ever did what shit this is pretty embarrassing story, but my I Didn't know what it was You know I just pulled it like it was a big old bong rip and they're like everybody's face is like oh Oh, you know I need you instantly know you just did something you shouldn't have oh no and I was like oh fuck man So I sat down and after a couple minutes. I just started getting really cold and clammy I was like yep. I'm gonna puke so I went over and I was like I fucked this guy So I puked right in his sink, and I was like dude. I gotta go home. I feel like dog shit now I'm pretty sure I'm dying so I Relive in this apartment I was like it went out the door and turned the corner to go down the hallway to my and it was full-on Vertigo like the hallway every time I took a step the hallway got twice as long I was like this is fucked up my wife is out of the country on work at the time I was like I remember sitting down in the hallway Just like trying to get my shit together man because I thought I was having a fucking heart attack. It was just like pat Sweating and I remember this voice saying get up you stupid junky fuck before somebody comes out Here and sees you You know sitting in the hallway like a dumbass And I managed to like pop out of it as soon as I got back to my place and sit down on the couch Everything was fine. I Don't nobody needs to be that stone That fast I'm sorry