Street Fight Videos Are Scary w/Mark Normand | Joe Rogan

You know what I hate most in anything in street fights is when the dude's heads bounce off the concrete. Oh, brutal. Brutal. There's one, there's this Puerto Rican dude and this other guy and the guy doesn't know how to fight and the Puerto Rican dude does. And you can see they're standing in front of each other in the street and he just crack. And the guy goes, and you see him like sideways, his head bounces off and his girlfriend goes, get in the car, puppy. He jumps in the car and takes off. Oh my gosh, see they think it's a movie and then the real life kicks in. Oh, well some people are, they're just fronting and they think they're going to get away with it and then the other guy is actually a boxer. And that was the case here. That guy, he threw an educated punch. Like he knew what he was doing and he caught that guy right in the jaw and he went out and his head hit the bounce. There's a fucking this thing. Ah, that kills me. It's like, he kills people all the time, man. Dude, I grew up in Louisiana and these like corn fed white guys with polo shirts and Doc Martens and short, short blue shorts with the woven belt, they would get into these brawls, these big white motherfuckers and they would just like kick them in the face when they're down like a soccer kick. Like he'd just be outside the bar like I just watched a guy get his jaw broken on a Friday night at one in the morning and he'd just go back in the bar. I mean it was horrific. Horrific. They slamming people in the cars and kneeing them in the face. How many people have died in bar fights? I know, I know. Fucking terrible. Yeah, the jaw gets wired. You see the guy the next week has got that neck brace, you know. Oh, dude. Brutal. Yeah. All for what? Because somebody bumped into you? Exactly. Just build your beer. Well, just people looking for fights and then they get a little bit of booze in them and you know they're mad because their girlfriend's fucking some new guy. I guess so. Goddamn it, fucking bitch. I don't have that in me. I don't have that anger. Congratulations. But I'm not bragging. I like to booze it up. I like to smash some gas and have a good time and do some shrooms and you know eat a lady out. But I can't imagine wanting to kick a guy in the face while he's on the ground. No. It's not good. That's a rage. Maybe he was beaten or he's deeply closeted or something's going on there. Well, it's like some men grow up getting their asses kicked. I guess so. And they grow up getting abused. It's one of the things that I would notice in high school. The kids that would want to fight all the time, they were getting abused at home. There was a lot of that. And they don't have as much guilt about it. They'll just smash your face. Exactly. I would be like, oh shit, I'm sorry. Someone's been doing that to them whether it's their older brother or they're getting bullied and so they bully people back. You know that old expression, hurt people, hurt people. And that's when people like to hurt people. That was the thing that I hated the most about fighting was when I would knock someone out. Yes. It would weird me out. I would try to celebrate. And then after a while, I started not celebrating. I would just walk away. I'd be like, that's actually probably a better move anyway. It looks cooler. Because I would just smash somebody, I would kick them and then they would go down. I'm like, that dude's not getting up. I'm just going to walk away like this always happens. Then after a while, it kind of always happened. Yeah, like in MMA when they just knock the guy down and they walk away, they don't even cheap hammerfisting. Well, it's a thing. It's like when guys do that, they're letting you know, like I know this is the end. I don't have to follow this up. There's a feeling that you get when you hit someone and you see their eyes roll back like you know. But some guys are so savage they don't give a fuck.