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Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. His latest special, "Infamous," is available on YouTube.www.theandrewschulz.com
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It's like in boxing, like turning with the punch. Exactly. That's all I got left. Exactly. I'm gonna turn my jaw as you punch it. Yeah. Some guys are masters at that shit. Yeah. You stand right in front of dudes and let them throw punches. Yeah, Canelo was really improved. God damn he's improved. It's so funny to see him like, because I was at the fight where Canelo fought Mayweather and like, you do remember that fight? Yeah. And Mayweather just totally schooled him, man. It was unbelievable. It's truly unbelievable to even just be there in that room and just watch. There was so much confidence behind Canelo, right? And obviously like 80% of the crowd was Mexican, right? And you saw like 80% of crowds hearts just broken. Because by the third round, you know exactly what's going on. Yeah. It was just his complete domination. And yeah, man, it was unbelievable to see. Mayweather's a real master. He's a modern master. To me, he's the greatest great of all time. Meaning he's greater at boxing than like Stephen Hawking is at science, in my opinion. There's a good argument for that because- Who's come close? Here's the thing. Like the sport is hit and not be hit. Who does that better than Floyd Mayweather? Dude, I can name three times in his career where he was hurt. I can name them. Yeah. Zab Judah, Shane Wright Hook, Shane Mosley, DeMarcus Chop Chop Corley. DeMarcus Chop Chop Corley almost like put him out. And was the same- I forgot about that fight. How about Maidana? Maidana at the end of the fourth round? Yeah, Maidana hit him at the end of the belly, hit him in the right hand and Floyd didn't know where his corner was for a second. He was out of it. But he's got a beard. That's the thing about Freud. A lot of people don't realize that. He's got the pretty boy shit, but he could take a shot. And I remember just like, I'm like, damn, this guy is impossible to beat. What do you think is going to happen when he fights Logan Paul? How crazy is that? Dude, I love- Dude, I like Logan. Logan's a big kid. He's big. It doesn't matter. It's like Canelo was big. They've all been big. But you know, with Canelo, Floyd, one of the things he did that was really intelligent, he forced Canelo to go down to. I believe it was 150 pounds. Oh, did they have a catchweight? Yeah. Yeah. I think he did that because he knew Canelo had a hard time making 154. Yeah. I mean, now Canelo is at 168. We fought 75. He knocked out Kovalev. I thought that was a 168. No, that was the light heavyweight title. Yeah. He knocked out Kovalev. Yeah, yeah. Great left hook. Yeah. Oh my God. I mean, look at this. I mean, that's obviously not real, but still. Logan's got the size. He's a big guy. It might be close. And Floyd is tiny, but at the same time, it's like Logan's not going to hit Floyd with any shot that he hasn't been hit with before. The only way he could is if you got a bad referee and the referee lets them tie up. So if the referee lets him, lets Logan tie him up and Logan can hit Floyd in the clinch. Right. It hurt him. I don't think that's- Can he generate that much power in the clinch? You think Logan can? Oh yeah. Yeah, a guy who's strong, who can hit hard, can fuck you up from a clinch. It happens all the time. Yeah, but I don't know. The DC knocked out Steepay from the clinch. Yeah, yeah. That was that short right hand. Yeah. Really nice. Yeah, I just, I don't see anybody doing that to Floyd, man. Like if you watch Floyd sparring stuff, do you ever watch his like the Mayweather gym stuff? Amazing. 15 minute rounds. 15 minute rounds. And in the gym, he does not own his bicycle. In the gym, he is in front of you talking shit as you miss every single shot you throw at him. Yeah. And it's like, there's no way that Logan connects. What I think could happen is that the fight is boring because maybe Floyd can't inflict enough like one punch damage on Logan. So maybe it's boring and then maybe he wins in like the people's eyes because it's like, you actually went 10 rounds with Floyd Mayweather this at the other. If Floyd hurts him, what Floyd does is wears him out and it makes him fight stiff and uncomfortable because he's not going to be nearly as efficient. Yeah. Logan is going to be much less efficient. He's going to be trying really hard and he's never done, I don't know how many rounds they're doing, how many rounds are they doing? I don't know, eight maybe or something like that. I don't even know if they have announced, but still. If I was Floyd, I'd want it to be 12. Yeah, no longer. And then drag that guy into deep water and then beat the fuck out of him because Floyd can do 12 rounds in his sleep. He can wake him up in the middle of the night. So like if they were the same size, it wouldn't even be interesting. And even though Logan's way bigger than him, it's still only mildly interesting because you literally have the greatest boxer of all time versus a kid who's like really athletic and really tough, who can fight. But it's not in that league. There's no discussion. It's not a person on earth that thinks he's in the same league boxing. Yeah. But Floyd is, he's a true master. Master. A master. Yeah. The greatest ever, in my opinion. Yes. I would say he's in the running. Like Sugar Ray Robinson was. We just don't know. A hundred and something and oh. But you and I weren't alive for this. Like that's my dad's favorite boxer. And like my dad's a huge boxing fan. He used to like cover boxing for the news. He would go to Ali's camp. He has footage of himself shadow boxing with Ali. What? Yeah, it's unbelievable. And like. If anybody's a boxer. Was he dad in the mob? No, no, no. He worked for NBC. Really? Yeah, he was like a newscaster. Wow. And like he just, yeah, he did his wild story. He's like Forrest Gump. He did like the first ever story on like hip hop music. Like it was kind of crazy stuff. But like he has a video like shadow boxing with Muhammad Ali and the Muhammad Ali stops and goes, what are you box? Oranges? So like he's the biggest Ali fan in the world. And he saw, you know, Sugar Ray Robinson, I guess when he was a kid and he was like Sugar Ray Robinson outside of like him and Ali. Those are the best I've ever seen. But that's like a generational thing, obviously. Most boxers like to point to Sugar Ray Robinson as the greatest of all time. Yeah. Guys who are in the know of boxing. He was a master. Yeah. He was also a buddy. He was a different kind of master. He would slugged it out with people. He would get in there if he had to. Yeah. He fought rough and tumble. But here's my argument against that. He lost to Jake Lamotta in a decision. I can't imagine a world where Floyd Mayweather loses to Jake Lamotta. If they're the same size, I can't imagine a world where Floyd doesn't outbox him. Floyd has this. He has a more intelligent approach. And his approach is to frustrate the fuck out of you and take angles on you and pop you and then not let you hit him back. And then you get into fifth, sixth, seventh round. You start going, oh my God, this is how this fight is going. I have to get desperate. I can't even hit this guy. I dare you to get desperate. And then you start getting down the line. And then he catches you like you caught Ricky Hatton. That is beautiful. That check hook. Yeah. I mean, he's just like watching him just as like a boxing fan, like watching him take away people's confidence. I watched him take Shane Mosley's confidence from him. Like Shane did end up catching him with that right hand. Right hand, yeah. But what happened was when Shane, I think through his like first or second jab, Floyd had already timed him. He threw the first jab and then Floyd came right over the top. He is that like amazing kind of like slip and he comes right over the top of the right hand and he stunned Shane. And then right after that, Shane was like, I can't even jab. There's nothing I can do. This guy is on a different level. And then he ended up catching him with that right. But still like, yeah, he's just he's just a great, I don't know what happened. I mean, I want Logan to get the money. Watch new episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience for free only on Spotify. Watch back catalog JRE videos on Spotify, including clips, easily, seamlessly switch between video and audio experience. On Spotify, you can listen to the JRE in the background while using other apps and can download episodes to save on data costs all for free. Spotify is absolutely free. You don't have to have a premium account to watch new JRE episodes. 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