Re-Opening States is an Experiment w/Alonzo Bodden | Joe Rogan

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Alonzo Bodden

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Alonzo Bodden is a stand up comedian and also the winner of Last Comic Standing Season 3. Check out his podcast called “Who’s Paying Attention" on Spotify.

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But again, what else are you going to do? So Tiger King killed some time and then the aftermath of Tiger King killed some more time. But then we still got like six more weeks. So what do we do now? I think we're supposed to be May 15th, right? May 15th is going to end. Yeah, I think that's the latest projected date. But the governor just stopped people from going to parks and beaches. Well, that was a new thing today. Yeah, I think you know what it is. This is my theory. Like we can't have nice things, you know, whenever they give us something nice, we don't know. You know, like a little kid, you know, like a little kid giving something nice and they break. So it's like, OK, we're going to let you go to the beach. It's like, no, you're not supposed to be playing volleyball and laying it like like just you're supposed to keep moving, right? You're supposed to like walk or ride a bike or go surf or this sort of. But you weren't supposed to just mingle gathering groups. And of course, we're gathering groups with party and they're like, all right, no, you can't. You don't have specific rules like you weren't allowed to stay put. Like you couldn't lean on things, couldn't sit down. Right. Because you go walk around. I was riding. I rode I rode my motorcycle on PCH and you would see people. They parked their car along PCH, right? And they'd sit on the car and kind of like look at the beach and stuff like that. And so I guess you each one of them had a car's distance between them because you're sitting on your car, the next person sitting on their car. But then I passed this Neptune's net, which is like a big motorcycle hangout. And there were maybe 20 bikes in a row parked and the guys were all just kind of hanging out. And it was like, no, man, like that you can't do that. You know what I mean? Like like a motorcycle is the ultimate social distancing vehicle. Right. You're you're by yourself. You're wearing a jacket, gloves, a helmet. You're not breathing on anybody. But when you stop, you can't just all like normal, you know. And that that was the part that that I think that that's where they're like, no, we're not going to do it. Because I think, you know, this Georgia and Florida, whatever it's like they're like the experiment, man. They're like, all right, yeah, let's let them get out and then let's wait two weeks and see what happens. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's exactly what it's like.

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