R. Kelly is Singing for People in Jail

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Hey Rob, if you're listening, I want to go to your house. And I do have my passport and my shots. He's in jail. Oh, I want to go to your house. I mean, the guy's an artist. My favorite line in that song is he goes, Bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes. Yeah, I'm talking. Because you can tell she just said, I'm going to burn your clothes. Yeah. Bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes. This is just a real conversation he's had with subjects. It's so funny to get caught cheating and like think you have a good point. Were there other guys there? Were there other guys? Right. And then he sits back. Tell me this. Gotcha. How the fuck she know I was with the mother girls? It's amazing. I might start saying fighting with my girlfriend. She's like, real talk. Yeah. She's like, stop playing Xbox. I'm like, bitch, I like playing Xbox. What's amazing is how many years he got away with doing what he was doing. Because all this real talk was after the video tape got released. The Chappelle sketch was 2003-ish. That's right. That's right. That's when it was a known thing that he liked to piss on young chicks. And this was 2007. It was funny. Never got edited out of the movie. It was funny. Edit what out of a movie? He never got edited out of any movies because of pissing on underage chicks. He was the space-y, she's the space-y singer. Dude, I believe I can fly. Yeah, that was a huge song. Crazy, now he's in jail. I think there are loads of videos of him in jail singing. All the other dudes are like, hell yeah, this is awesome. Yeah, I mean, Kavi was doing sets in jail. He's not sent yet. He was. I know they just said that. He's appealing and asking to be sent to Juve Hall. Well. What's going on, Jimmy? They tried to delay the sentencing just yesterday and that got denied. So it's May 4th and he faces 10 to life. We should go. Wait, wait, what's he in trouble for, tricking bitches? Pretty much. No, he's in a trouble. There's underage shit, there's a lot of shit. Oh, yeah. There's many things. It's like imprisonment. I hope he sings the fences. It's like record. I'd like to represent myself. Can I say one more thing? What are the charges? Sex trafficking convictions. Excuse me, convictions. Sex trafficking. Yeah. Dang it. What's sex trafficking? That's a tough one. What is sex trafficking? Oh, he was getting girls. He would go. He would cross the. He would just, maybe they must be minors, but I think he was getting girls from like Ohio or wherever and bringing them. For him it's the transport of any woman or girl across street lines for any immoral purpose. Oh, no, we're all in trouble. Oh, yeah. Right? What's immoral, right? That's the. Cosotomy is like, isn't like. That's illegal. Oral sex is illegal in some states. That's true. So if a girl comes across the state line to visit you and blow you. That's why I always try to tell girls. Federal charges of child pornography and obstruction of justice. That's separate. Oh, that's separate. I'm actually with the people that deny this, dude. Free, free cows. Boo. He's innocent, dude. Look at him. Find the video of him singing in jail. Go to Reddit for that. Wait, what? Yeah, he's in jail singing for the fellas. Oh, I thought that was a joke. No, I've seen a video of him singing in jail. Wow. Did you think that. And it's fucking good. Prison's gonna stop R. Kelly from singing. True. Come on. Oh, he's having a good time. My body's telling me lies, baby. And the wild style can be dead. I don't wanna hurt nobody. But there is something that I must confess. I don't wanna hurt nobody. And the wild style can be dead. I don't wanna hurt nobody. But there is something that I must confess. He's so good. He's basically saying, don't rape me, guys. I'll sing for you. I'll play the hit. Please, please leave me alone. What do you want? Is it more? My body is telling me yes. He's talking about gay sex in jail. There was a video going around I sent to this, a girl last night, because it's like his style. That's gonna get the boys fired up. Fire that song in there? Fire it up. Yeah, give you hope. Yeah, I'd like to have sex with that guy. Yeah. You finish that song, go, now go out there and we can go rape. Go get those white guys in here on DUI. My body is telling me yes. My mind is telling me no, my body's telling me yes. That was one of his big hits. Yeah, it was. Wow. See if there's any other videos of him in jail. Who's got the fucking, who's got the, you two. You two are getting in jail. That's a long name or something. Caught singing to a girl on TikTok from jail. Wow. Try that. It's an hour and 15 minute video. It's a lot. Don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind? Real talk. To ask you something, can you sing a song for me? Which one? Love letter? Did you get my call? Did you get my call? Voice of an angel. Love, baby. When your dad goes to the same prison as R. Kelly. Yeah. Yes, he is. Thank you. That's adorable. That is nice. That's actually nice. That's actually the same prison as R. Kelly. That is wild.

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