Phony TV Psychics

I'd say you're honest and I mean this, I think you're one of the most open-minded people I've ever met. Thank you. You have very little like fuck off in you. I got a little fuck off, but my fuck off is for fuckery. You know when people just, when it's like openly horseshit, like come on. If someone's like, you know like fucking sidekicks or something like that, you gotta meet my reader. Like get the fuck out of here. My reader? I've had people say that to me, my psychic reader. Let her read your cards. No. Terry cards? No, I'm not gonna let her read my cards. That reminds me of Miss Cleo. Remember Miss Cleo in the 1990s? Sure. Didn't Dionne Warwick have a show like Psychic Friends Network? Wasn't there something like that? Was it Dionne Warwick? Was it, right? Yeah, Dionne Warwick, the amazing singer, had the Psychic Friends Network. That's so weird. He was a singer and he did that? A woman. Dionne Warwick. Do you know who Dionne... No. Do you know the way to San Jose? I know that song, yes. Yeah. Psychic Friends Network. 1992. Wow. That's Dionne Warwick. Oh my God. Yeah, look at that. Dionne Warwick would sit you down with a bunch of people that were lying and they would pretend that they knew things and they would sit there. Oh, there's Linda Jorgen. Oh my God. Yeah, that guy is psychic and she's psychic and they're... Oh, these are people from One Life to Live and Date. Another world. So there's soap opera stars that were like, this psychic changed the way I do my readings. Now when I play my character... The voice! The voice is really good. Let me hear that. Give me some of that. Go back. That voice is going to be the end of our relationship. I mean, it's just going to ultimately destroy... No, no, no. Go back. Go back. I need to hear what this fucking nonsense is. Here would one of our psychics had to say about daytime TV's hottest couple. Is this going to be the end of our relationship? I mean, is this going to ultimately destroy our... I asked her. Yeah. Imagine that's the commercial. She's like, you asked her that? What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you know we're going to be together forever? You're such an asshole, Mark. Oh my God. How the fuck did you ask for psychic something you already know? We're going to be together forever, right? God damn it. That, first of all, 90s infomercials are glorious. How about Dionne Warwick's hair? How about that? That was something special. You never heard Dionne Warwick saying? No, the song that you just sang, I've heard before, but I didn't know who the fuck sang it. I didn't know her name. It's a beautiful voice. It's always sad when someone's genuinely talented and you see them wind up doing something like that and you're just ripping people off. Just stealing. That is bad. Because it really is. The psychic within. Oh my God. Oh boy. What is that, a game? It's a psychic kit. Oh my God. Oh no. Do you remember? It must be really old. No, Dionne. It's only $21.95, Joe. I feel like we should order it. Contains a full color video featuring Linda Georgian. That's that lady. Go back to that so I could see what that said there. Full color video featuring Lisa Georgian, Linda Georgian and the master psychics. Oh, look, they're taking in two eyes. How about they spelled taking wrong? I don't trust them. They're taking. How about that? They're taking you step by step, but they're spelling taking with an extra eye. Nobody even caught that. Why don't we go back to that in a week and they'll go, oh, they were talking shit about us. We need to change the wording. The psychic within. Do you remember crossing over with John Edward? Oh, that guy was a real charlatan, right? You know, I think he got fired when he tried to do it with like 9 11 victims. I don't know if I am I am I right about that, Jamie? I think that's what happened. I'm going off memory on that one. Oh my God. The audacity. Oh, I know. That's what happened. The network was like, you're doing what? Oh my God. The audacity. That guy's terrible, man. That sounds about correct. Wow. That was all memory, too. They make sense, though. I mean, if you're a thief, you're a thief. That's all they are. They're just thieves. They're just doing it in a different way. They're stealing and lying in a different way. It's just instead of like breaking into someone's car, they're pretending that they have an earpiece in and they're pretending they they can sense where, you know, your childhood trauma comes from. You lost your father when you were 10. Oh my God. I did some of these people. It was less than two months after it. Wow. Imagine that. Holy fucking shit. Imagine that he was like, I know what we're going to do. We're going to capitalize on this. It's going to take our show to the next level. They they caught one of these guys. Remember, I think the guy's name is Peter Popoff. He used to have all these infomercials at night where he's like, buy the holy water and it'll save you. Oh, and then they caught him. I think somebody did this thing where it was like a sting operation. They had he had an earpiece in and he was listening to people and he was like telling them stuff that they thought he couldn't know. But he heard it earlier. That's him. Look at that. Fuck. He looks evil. This fucker. Yeah, he definitely grows. Whoa. Looks demonic. He does, doesn't he? Like a ghost. Catch new episodes of the Joe Rogan experience for free only on Spotify. Watch back catalog JRE videos on Spotify, including clips, easily seamlessly switch between video and audio experience on Spotify. You can listen to the JRE in the background while using other apps and can download episodes to save on data costs all for free. Spotify is absolutely free. You don't have to have a premium account to watch new JRE episodes. You just need to search for the JRE on your Spotify app. Go to Spotify now to get this full episode of the Joe Rogan experience.