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Owen Smith is a comedian, writer, actor and television producer. Check out his new show "Notebooks" available now on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/owensmithtv @Owen Smith Comedy
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I used to do this bit about being at a rap concert, Busta Rhymes and all white folks and I'm there and he goes, all my real niggas make some noise. Everybody made noise. Me and the two other black people, my guys, like, yo. There's something hilarious in that too. Are you allowed to do that? You can't say it, but can you cheer? I said, what? So then I go, maybe they didn't hear him, but in hip hop, you say everything twice, so he said it again, like, I said, all my real niggas make some noise. And so I was like, man, not only, I was like, white people, niggas now. This is what I was saying, I was doing this shit like in Milwaukee, Appleton, Wisconsin, and I go, and not only can we call them niggas, they paying $80 for the privilege to be called $80 a ticket. And then I would go, white folks, tonight I'll call you nigga for $10. $10 nigga sale, nigga clearance, cash only, because I know how you niggas are. So proud of this bit. At the end of the show, I'm selling my dumb DVDs, you know, selling my merch, and inevitably a white person would always come up to me, give me $20 and call me Nick. I'm like, that's not the bit. That's not the bit. So late 20s, early 30s, you know, you're the angry kind of nigga, like, what the fuck, what the fuck? And then now that I'm a little older, I go, man, that'd be funny, because I kept the money, you know what I mean? Like, if that was my stick, like I didn't sell merch, look, y'all can call me whatever y'all want for $20. Just me. You have a lot of people. Right, and you'd be like, just me and then you'd do an interview, and you'd be like, well, I made my money by myself. And people walking by, nigga, and they throw you money. Anywho.