Mike Tyson Tiger Fart Moment - JRE Toons

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It's crazy that people love to have pets like that. They love it. To live in an apartment and have a tiger like that. Listen, they give you the false sense of security that you're in control. They're smart. They know what they're doing. They think, oh, he really wants me to slay man with him and play with him? Oh, really? Oh, really? I'm gonna give him a fart. Let me see how you like that. Or maybe I do a good dump in the bed. Let's see how you like that. You really like me? They'll shit right in your bed? No, but definitely. I never had that, but they farted. Farting, they might as well shit. If they fart, they might as well shit. How bad is a tiger fart? Oh, man. Listen, the house fucked up. All the windows gotta be open. You gotta fermigate it. You gotta call some motherfuckers in the... You know when they smoke in the house and play the shit? They say, Mike, what the fuck happened, Mike? Oh, my God. It all makes sense. These people are staying at my house. Oh, fuck it up. I gotta go. They're back when they stop me. What the fuck, man? Tiger farts make a bleep. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How you doing this shit, Mike? Of course. Of course, tiger farts are the worst. You have no idea. You would think that this is not real. This is not coming out of anything that breathes air. This didn't come out of something that breathes air. It's no fucking way, Joe.