Megan Fox Embarassed Bryan Callen | Joe Rogan

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Bryan Callen

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Bryan Callen is an actor, comedian, and podcaster. He's the co-host of the podcasts "The Fighter and the Kid" and "Conspiracy Social Club," and host of "The Bryan Callen Show." www.bryancallen.com

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They have some sort of special connection. Oh, fucking dog. My friend's girlfriend, we're all sitting around. My friend's girlfriend, so hot, so hot. This is one of those girls, we're sitting there and she goes, and I was meditating and I saw a deer and it looked at me and the deer gave me love. And we're all like, I'm just looking at her tits. I was a young dude like, Jesus, she's so hot. She's such an estrogen, you know. And my buddy, of course, you know how you have those horns and can't let it go? Just let it go, dude. Let her have her thing. My buddy goes, what? Gave you love? Explain that shit to me. Explain when I get all biological. Well, you know what? You're close-minded and you're not intuitive. I'm really intuitive and it became that. Intuitive. It's my favorite thing. Yeah. I love that shit. But those people that claim they have some special connection with animals, like animals just recognize who I am. They know my nature. They kind of schooled me. Megan Fox, I was doing a movie with her and I assumed she started talking about science and I was making fun of like psychics and signs and all. And Megan goes, well, maybe you ever think that maybe you're a little close-minded? And I go, no, I'm not. Scientific-minded and no, I'm not. And I think all psychics are liars and I think astrology is bullshit. But then like Megan literally went into her knowledge of science and geology and everything else and I was like, oh, you're a fucking, oh, oh, wait, you're a really hot intellectual and you know a shitload and I made a judgment on you. It was very, it was actually embarrassing. Isn't that an interesting, like you would automatically make a judgment on someone who's hot like, oh, your life's been easy as fuck. Right. And she's not like that. Like a judgment that you would make on the son of a rich man. Like if someone grew up and is in the family business and his father was a very successful man but he's taking over the family business, he would assume this guy's a bitch. Yep. Right. Yep. Most of the time. Most of the time. You're wrong so often. Yes. It's such a bad bet. Yeah. Because like if a great man has a son, most likely he's going to teach that son's a cool shit and the son's going to have to like live up to a certain standard. Right. Well, that was the thing with Megan. I would notice after I had that interaction with her, I've known her a little bit because I know her husband really well. And then, and then I noticed that every time we wouldn't be shooting, she'd be reading a book of substance. Like that's what she does when she's not on set. So I was like, wow, what are you doing? You're laying an iPhone next to your head. What am I doing? Another iPhone next to the other side of your head and you're having these weird conversations and video. That's my favorite thing you do. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again. I got to start doing that again.