Mark Normand’s Pecker Pic Came Back to Haunt Him

Do you know Whitney Com- you just- do you know Whitney? I do, a little bit, not well. I like her. Ask her about the DMs that she gets. Oh really? She shows them to us. Really? I told her to get a book. I said you should write a book about dick pics that people send you. Because it's not a dozen. It's dozens. Really? Dozens. Man. She's always got like weird dicks coming her way too. Like curvy. Like we're in a group text, she'll show us the dicks and like what the fuck. Wow. Weird, weird hook dicks. Yeah. Do they like- does she like it? No. Yeah see that's the other thing. It's just guys just send pictures. They do it to every girl. Look, there is probably a fucking gigantic population of creepy dudes out there. Sure. They send dick pics. Well here's another one. I was hooking up with this girl years ago. I met in Arizona. And she was like send me a dick pic. And I was like alright. Sent to the dick pic. Eight, five- I will say five years goes by. I get a tweet. Hey is this mark your dick? It's added me. And it was. It was my sheets, my shoes were in it, my desk was in the background. And I was like that's not mine. And I was like ahhhh. Ahh. It spooked me. So she sent you that or someone else did? Some random guy like Minnesota. So hey is this your dick? She texted to some guy. I guess. I fucked Mark. No I mean here's his cock. And I just denied it. Oh fuck him. Fuck that guy. I'm gonna put it on Twitter. I gave it a favorite and I moved on. Isn't that interesting how Twitter lets you show dicks? Yeah. Twitter lets you show hardcore porn. Hardcore porn. Hardcore porn. Which is fun sometimes you're in the airport like yeah fuck it. It's crazy. I'll look at this for a minute. Yeah I mean you could ass fucking, cumming, everything. Oh yeah. Everything. You name it baby. Isn't that weird? I mean it's a gigantic platform to allow hardcore porn. Instagram does not. No. And YouTube. Instagram you can't even show nipple. Oh wow. You can't show anything. Girls get kicked off of Instagram for having like transparent shirts. Oh really? Yeah you can't even show nipple. Isn't it amazing when you see how many beautiful sexy stunning women are on Instagram. You could go through for hours. Right. It's probably our best resource. You talk about oil and all this shit. I think the hot women in America it's up there. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. But it's also there's a lot of Photoshop out there. Ahh damn it you're right. Remember what I was talking about? These ladies doing cartoon work on their pictures. Killing my dream man. Killing the dream. Also it's weird this is some guy's daughter and some mom's daughter. Yep. But then she hits 24 she's on her own. I guess so. Or whatever age it is. Are you nervous about here? Yeah you have to be. But I'm also look I think girls like boys and boys like girls. I want everybody to be happy. Yeah. What are those gays? I would hope that they're this gays too. I would hope that they could find someone who's nice to them. And I would hope that they don't get bullshitted. But I mean remember you were a fucking poon hound back in the 40s you know. You know what it's like. Comes back before radio though. That's true. Nobody knew anything. Nobody knew any better. Imagine if you were living like legitimately living like a thousand years ago. Like they probably didn't even understand how you got pregnant. Right. You know and diseases killed you. You got syphilis. Everybody died. Your hair fell out. Your nose rotted off your face. They would have crazy diseases and no cure. That's probably why the Bible steps in. You know it's like hey don't eat pork. Period. Pork's killing everybody. Let's say don't eat pork on Friday or whatever it is. Abstinence too. They're trying to preserve you from venereal diseases. Right. And that's why being a virgin was so good. You know if you're not you get thrown in the volcano. Yeah. Yeah I was reading this book about the Wild West and they were talking about all the people that had syphilis. It's just they just all went to whorehouses and they all got sick. Man the wild. We're so lucky to be alive in this town. Oh we're getting yelled at on Twitter. You guys didn't ride a horse without a saddle.