LA's Weird TV Ban for Outdoor Dining

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Jamar Neighbors

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Jamar Neighbors is an actor and stand-up comedian.

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Like you heard the shit they're doing in LA we were talking about before the show today. That LA they're gonna allow outdoor dining but you can't have a TV on. What the fuck does that mean? Who are you? Who the fuck are you to tell people they can't have a TV on? Like what? Do they have a- Jamie is there an explanation for why? Why does that matter? Because it doesn't matter they're fucking criminals. These fucking people think they can just tell you what to do. LA County says no TVs for outdoor diners at local restaurants. What? What? Why? Yeah, why? Does it say why? This provision is effective until further notice. They don't have to tell you. They don't have to tell you shit. These fucking creeps. I mean, I mean it's like I said before it's like at least you don't gotta worry about them broadcasting the coronavirus. It says sporting events like we talked about. This is what it says. It says the broadcast performing to patrons in an effort to keep restaurants from becoming overcrowded for sporting events such as the upcoming Super Bowl. First of all, there's no evidence that this virus spreads outside. None. Zero zilch. You can't find any evidence. There's no studies. If you look at all the like when they have a pie chart of how the virus spreads, it spreads in supermarkets. It spreads a little bit and you know various indoor businesses and you know there's a very small percentage you show in restaurants but it's mostly people working in the kitchen that are catching it. You know they're in tight quarters working together all the time. There's no evidence that it spreads outside. None. So this idea about them being overcrowded, there's no evidence. Here's the thing because I remember before LA shut down, I remember Saddle Ranch. Oh yeah. What was like packed and stuff and but it was outside but they were like packed and I was like that looks unhealthy too. Yeah. Like that like I like they're outside but they're still close together. We couldn't do shows right down the street. And you know why? It's because they were about to start doing shows again. But then somebody caught the health department on the Comedy Store and then that shit shut it down. Why? Because I think it was like a troll. I think it was like a troll or somebody who didn't like fuck with the Comedy Store like that. Like but that's what happened. What were they saying? Like what could they say they can shut down? They just said that all I remember is that they said that it was a that it was like a health problem and stuff like that. And so they so they shut it down. Right when we were about they were going to start letting us perform in the parking lot. Yeah. Bring back the best of the comments from the parking lot. And yeah somebody got it shut down. That doesn't make any sense. That's fucked up. So did you ever see when we have to perform in the window. Yeah I did see that. Yeah that shit was that that didn't make any sense. It was hard. Yeah. No connection. No connection with people. And I tried to beat the window so many times I could never do it. Beat the window. I saw Donnell beat the window. I was like he beat the window. Donnell can beat bulletproof glass. Like he can beat prison glass. He gonna get his eye. I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I