Kevin Hart Responds to Michael Jordan Doc “The Last Dance”

Did you watch the Jordan doc? No, I didn't. You didn't watch the Jordan doc? You gotta watch the Jordan doc. I know, everybody's been telling me that. No, you have to. I know I have to. You have to watch the Jordan doc. Okay, I'll watch it. Listen, you...because he's an alien. He's one of us. He's one of those aliens that other aliens identify with. And for people listening, when I say aliens, you know, it's a metaphor of people. That doesn't mean we're fucking embracing aliens here. Okay, I'm like, let's get out. I get so much shit for everything. It's a metaphor, okay? But he's different. He's fucking different. And what this shows you is how different MJ was. That man was a fucking winner. He was a winner. And that's it. That's it. MJ won. There is no other conversation. When you watch this doc and you watch how he approached his days and why he approached it and the things that he did and his reason for doing them and ultimately what he wanted and what his priority and what his goals were. You go, fuck. He did it. We know why he did it. It's not a coincidence that he's a champion. It's destiny. There was no other option. It was champion or bus. There was no six-time MVPs, all-star, and defensive player of the year, and, you know, most likable player in the league and most remarkable. No. No. If it's not a champion attached to my name with several fucking trophies attached, there is no other conversation. And you motherfuckers around me, if you do not understand why I am the way I am, then this is not the place for you. Do your job. I've never heard Michael Jordan talk the way the documentary showed him talk. Do your fucking job. When I pass you the ball, hit the fucking shot. That person now has to get better. Because I'm so nervous that if Mike passed me the ball and I missed this fucking shot, I'm never going to get a shot again. Do your fucking job. When Mike is talking to you like that, I thought we was just playing basketball. I thought I was out here having a good time. Oh, wait. This is my job. This is my profession. I'm supposed to do this, this, and this. If I don't do this, I'm failing at my job. You see these players today and you see the way that they are. I promise you, man, rest in peace, Kobe Bryant, every bit of the same. They give my guy LJ Flack and shit. I promise you LeBron James is nothing short of that. I promise you these people that are winning, fucking win because there is no other option. You have to watch this doc and, Joe, you got to text me after. Text me after and just go, holy fucking shit. Holy shit, man. I get it, Kev. The fuel that you're talking about in that meter, I promise you your meter, fucking, I got it after the doc. I got up. I was with my laptop and I got it. Shit, I'm over here watching the doc. Let me think of what the next thing is. It instantly, instantly fuel, fuel, instant fuel.