Jon Reep's Prank Almost Caused a Divorce | Joe Rogan

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Jon Reep is an American stand-up comedian and actor. Check out his podcast "Fried with Jon Reep."

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I did a good practical joke at that place one time. There's this comedian named James Sibley. Great guy, very funny southern dude. We were sharing a condo somewhere, I think, in Myrtle Beach. And as a joke, I thought it'd be funny when he's leaving to put a condom wrapper in his bag. And I go, haha! Not tell him. Haha, you're so pissed. So I did that, right? Did this happen to you? No. Okay, no, but I can see this going on. So he goes away. I don't see him for a year or two, maybe three. He's divorced now. Well, the first thing he did, this is that Atlanta punch line, he walked up to me and was like, you motherfucker, you know what you did to me? He helped me get me divorced. Like it was this long thing. I was like, dude, I am so sorry. I was stupid. It was just dumb. I already had it. I wasn't even planned out. It was sitting right there. I just threw it in there. Haha. I was just packing to go home. I didn't think you felt, you know? So I felt really bad about it. He goes, I'm going to get you back. And I'm like, okay. And that stupid green room they have in that corner at the punch line, right, where you're sitting in there, there's no access to a bathroom or if you just poke your head out, everybody can see you. Like, who's in there? What's going on? So I'm sitting in there. He goes, all right, here's what I'm going to do. When you go on stage, because he was opening for me, I'm going to put mustard all over the doorknobs in here. Okay. He's in such a hurry to get out of there and go back to your stupid merch table that you don't even remember that I told you there's mustard all over this doorknob. And you're just going to grab mustard on your head. It wasn't as good as me getting him with the condom, obviously. But he was right. Like, I go on stage. He told you he was going to do it. He told me he was going to do it. I said, uh, cat's out of the bag, James. Not going to happen. And of course I grabbed it right away. I was like, okay. Are you still close with him? Do you know him? Yeah. Well, not, I mean, as close as I can be, but, uh, we're good. We're fine. Did you talk to his wife? No, he's got a new life now. I'm not going to be. I wonder if it was. It was the first step. Maybe so. First step. It had been the first fail. That's right. And you're welcome. You're welcome. New life. Glass is half full. That's right. Okay. Settle the fuck down, everybody. Yeah. You're welcome, new wife. Yeah. Maybe that was like God's plan. That's right. Yeah. In a weird way, I was like God. Come on, man. In a lot of ways. What if God was one of us? He is. It's me. Isn't that a song? Yeah. You know what's really funny? Am I right? Yeah. John, pretty close. Can you pretty close? You're not impressed with the speed of that. That was very quick. Thank you. Like a DJ from the 90s. Ha ha ha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.