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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net
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I Tell what I don't like is these fucking covert test the moment the nose. Oh my god. What a weird feeling Yeah, here's the funny thing like I did it, but I've got the blood I didn't talk. Listen, let me explain something to you You don't want to put a cotton swab on my nose Fucking pubic I smoked Newark in December Oh Does open up and as a little bit of dust comes out nobody knows The line was just when my nose and the sparks would come out Coke rocks in those glands in there So you think a cotton swab in there and they're gonna fuck it up because you know, they're making mistakes So some grandmother's gonna go you didn't test positive a code, but you need treatment You got like 10 kilos in your fucking nose