Joey Diaz Coffee Talk Moment - JRE Toons

We live in a sheep fucking society today. We're all trying to be the same person. If you look around, we're all looking the same. When you go to Silver Lake and you get on stage, look at the people and 80% of people look the same. They all got the same fucking glasses, the same tight jeans, the same tattoo, the Chinese sign. Everybody wants to be the fucking same here. Everybody's kind of the same. You wake up in the morning, walk into a studio for an audition. What does everybody have in front of them? A cup of what? Starbucks. Starbucks. And if you ain't got Starbucks, you ain't invited to the fucking party. And it's not coffee. Everybody got coffee. It's the status of going to Starbucks. Oh my God. Is it really? Yes. It's status. Oh my God. When we were growing up in Boston or Denver, you lived at your grandfather's in Newark, would have a little fucking blue cup that said coffee. And you went to a diner and you said, give me a, what was it called? Regular. Yeah. But we didn't carry the coffee cups like a Budweiser. It's like when you go out at night, you take a picture with somebody. What do they always got in their hand? Let's put the buds so they can tell I'm drinking. What the fuck? Put the beer down, you fuck. Same thing with coffee in our society. Everybody wants to fucking be cool and drink that fucking coffee. Have you ever had someone look at your cup and go, what is that? Fucking coffee bean? What you can't afford, Starbucks, bro? Yo, step up to Starbucks. Why would you wait on that line? Listen, that Brazilian bold will keep you up for three days. That's what ISIS drinks. They tell me my fucking business. We think ISIS drinks fucking take coffee. Fuck you. They drink fucking. You ever drink resilience? You ever drink resilient bold from fucking Dunkin Donuts? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck everybody. Fuck all you dumb motherfuckers that pay eight dollars. Look at me. Anti-biotics and anti-fuggers. Go to Dunkin Donuts and get that Brazilian fucking bold and come back and see me. That's liquid fucking meth. Look at that. Get the fuck out of here. Dunkin Donuts, I agree with. Shit. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, guys. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.