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Neal Brennan is a stand-up comic, actor, writer, director, and host of the podcast "Blocks." Catch his new special, "Neal Brennan: Crazy Good," on Netflix.www.nealbrennan.com
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His podcast has rabid fans. Like whenever they do these Garth Brooks things, they, oh my God, Garth Brooks is haunted. He doesn't know what to do. He's so trapped by your mom's house fans. Yeah. They just won't stop with the memes and the deep fakes with Tom's face over Garth Brooks' body. I DM the deep fake guy. Yeah? And, uh, because I was like, is it hard? Because it's terrifying. Someone said- Jamie did it. Jamie used the software to make one with me with Trump's head. Was it easy? Yes. Fuck. Very easy. I was talking to somebody about it and they said, it bums me out in the way death used to bum me out when I was a little kid. It's like, wow. Wow. But I know what he means. It's like unfathomable, like, oh, this is not good. This is not good. I'm the one you made. Check this out. He said China is called not competition for us, for the U.S. Look at this. Are you talking about which Vice President? I'm sorry, former Vice President Biden. I apologize. The current Vice President is much more talented. He actually looks like Joey Diaz, but- Dude, it looks like me if I was fat and I had a crazy haircut. That's me. Everyone's competition. I view everybody's competition. Yeah, very. Sometimes you do. That's so good. How long did it take for real? Um, it's about the- I was teaching myself how to do it, really. So like, this version took- I let it run overnight because there's a little bit of what the machine learning kind of thing is doing. The longer you let that run, the better it is. That's why I've been learning. So this was just my test of like eight hours, maybe? Six hours? But you could have multiples going at once. Once you're in the hopper. The crazy thing is porn. They're doing that with gals. They're taking like, you know- I love that you've used the word gals twice. I love that word. This is a good time to bring this up because I just saw something today, literally, and it has to do with this. And I don't know if this is real, but this sounds- it sounds scary. And this is where someone's taken this technology into a weird place. A lady, like, is a Facebook post. It's why I don't believe it. But she said she was with her son, and while she was out of her house, her husband was called saying that her son was kidnapped. And that he heard his son's voice. Saying like, mommy, help me, help me, help me. And to give him money, and the dad was freaking out. Didn't know what to do. Couldn't get a hold of him. And for- finally did after six minutes, and she said they couldn't even convince the dad that that wasn't real. Like, after hearing no, I'm fine, we're fine, I'm with him. But I don't know if this is even real, because how they could do that at this- with the capability and now I'm not sure, but they might be able to. Oh, for sure they can do it. Yeah, they can mod somebody's voice. I mean, if they can do it with faces, they can do it with audio. They did it with Two Pocket, the Coachella, like five years ago. That was- the way he said Coachella is exactly how he would have said it. Phew. And they have that hologram that looks just like him, but like a little more jacked. Just a little more six packy, like you went to CrossFit. Yep. Yeah, in heaven. Uh, yeah, that's- I can- I totally believe they can do the voice shit. That's seven years ago for that one. Wow. Yeah, they're so close. Now, even if you go back and watch Game of Thrones like season one and what the wolves look like, they look like shit. Really? Yeah, they're shitty CGI wolves. They're a little clunky. But now they look amazing. Now it looks like a real fucking wolf. What is this? That's Tupac. Look how jacked he is. Do you have any idea how many sit-ups you have to do to have a stomach like that? You gotta be on that Wiz Khalifa type exercise routine. It's also- it's also you gotta not eat any starch, right? Yeah, you can't be- I mean, any sugars of any kind. You can't be fucking around with carbs. Carbs would keep you from being really shredded. I mean, not all carbs, but I mean, either doing some- a lot of fasting. You gotta do something to get your body fat down that low. Because it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you do, right? It's not gonna- Well, sit-ups make your ab muscles bigger. Yeah. They make them more defined. I can see one of mine. Yeah, you gotta lose weight. Upweight. The only way is to do that. You guys wanna see it? No, I'm good.