Joe Rogan's Reaction to Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day! Claudia is by far the best 150 pound girl in the world, not named Yohanna. She's so fucking good. She's pretty bodied up. She's very trapped up. She's a cute tee. She looks like a little Brazilian pit bull to me. Look at that. That one's a cute one though. That's a six pack son. Come on. She's gangster. She wants to do EVI too. Depending on how this fight ends, like if she comes out. She's a world champion. Yeah, she's down. How about an athlete? She's gangster. Oh, Mario with the heart still. Why does he do that heart thing? Because he really loves emojis, but he can't bring one into the oxygen with him. Look at Claudia Guderia relaxed as fuck. That's Carolina Kivalka, which she's son of a bitch. Whatever her name is, I meant that's what I meant. She's my girlfriend. That's Claudia Guderia. I know. No, I know that. I just love, I love Poland. I love her. I think she's a beast. She's gorgeous. They're both super beasts. She's sexy is what she is. And let's see if she gets the rub. All right. She went five hard rounds with Yohanna. Let's see what she's a badass. She's a badass. She comes back. Oh, the clean right hand. She lands. The polls have been through the worst. They're history. They're not like fuck octagon. I went to World War One and two motherfuckers. Yeah, she's good, but I hear you. They don't fuck around. They eat munitions with their breakfast. They suffer terribly in both wars. Dude, I saw Wonder Woman. Fighting's nothing. You saw Wonder Woman. Our girl Patty Jenkins, by the way, number one, I think it's going to be the biggest grossing movie for any woman. I'm proud of her. I love her. It's a good fucking movie. I heard it's really good. I heard it's good. I have no desire to see it, but you know. If you like superhero movies, and I love superhero movies, it's a good fucking superhero. That's what everyone says. Yes. Look, when you make a superhero movie, you're confined. Exactly. You have to make a movie about a superhero, and the good guy has to win, and you know that going in. She dealt with all that, and she did it on her own terms. It's not about man or woman. It's about a hero. It's about Patty Jenkins. It's about the dude. I don't want to spoil the alert. I almost spoiled her. Don't spoil it. Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman. Our girl Patty Jenkins. People say they love it. I enjoyed the fucking one. No one I hear is good. It's on iTunes now. She killed life. That Ryan Reynolds movie. People keep telling me they can go see that movie. I haven't seen it. Dope. Chris Pine is hilarious in Wonder Woman though, right? I love that guy. You know what I did today? I get Bad Father of the Year, where I let my nine-year-old watch the original Alien. She's scared of shit. No. She's going to go cheesy. She's so gangster. I think it's fine. She's so gay. She's like, it's not real, Daddy. If it was a real thing, I'd be scared of it, but I'm not scared. Legit point, kid. 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People pull my head right after that. I've done everything. What the hell? Today's a That's a huge victory for her, man. Wow. Huge victory for her. Oh my god. Look at that. Powerful New Mexico in the house. Here's the question, Joe. Do you give her the three-peat against Ioana? Yes! Rose is supposed to be next, though. Bullshit! Ha ha ha ha ha. That was a crazy. Oh, she's fucking under me. I got MMA math on that one. Rose lost to Carolina. Carolina just got murked. Super murked. I go. She was too relaxed. She went and went around with Ioana. It doesn't matter if you're relaxed or if you look nervous. All that matters is how your ground game matches. How does that happen? So you're just pretending that everything's cool, leaning against the fence. That's not going to do anything. Wait, wait, wait. These guys were dangerous on the ground, man. She's so dangerous. What was the mistake she made there? Well, you know, once the thing. Well, Claudia, first of all, is physically a beast. You're in the first round. No one's tired yet. Oh, she turns away. She turns away. Oh my god. Instead of turning towards her, she gave her back up. That's the second great bully. You know what it is, man? It's panic shit. You just like, I want to muscle my way back up to my feet. But now she's got control. She's controlling. That's what all holds it right there. She's controlling here, right? Yeah. She's got her. And she's also, if you see her, she's only got one. Well, she's got one hook in here. She's got two on one. She's fine right there. Oh. She's fine on that. And then look at that second hook. Oh. That's a disaster. Once it was under the chin, then she goes second hook. That's a disaster. That's a huge win. Oh, yeah. That's an undeniable choke right there. That's like, you're going to sleep. Once it's that feeling, she deserves the title shot a little. I think she does. Well, everyone wants to see Rose, because we've seen it. Sorry, Rose. That's a disaster. We've got to go with a bodied up Brazilian. That's devastating to my girlfriend. It's fine. It's a shit for this. I don't care. I would like to see her versus Rose. Let's get this started. Yeah. If I was you want to chill. I would say, oh, my foot hurt. You do. I pulled the joint into me. Oh, my hand. You guys go. I need to take therapy. This is short. I mean, to me, can everyone say her name now? I'm good. I'll just fuck your belt. And you're and he's like, yeah, I never really wanted to fight 145 in the first place going on 35. And that girl, I'm like, you know, see you. Is her name John Jankjic? Young, John Jankjic. I got close. You know, little by little. You want to get one. I finally got it after two years. I would say 80% of MMA fans know how to say her name now. That's up. She's getting famous. Yeah. I say he's still called the champion. Brian Stan calls her you want a champion. That's because you can't pronounce. You know, one more time. You and J check. You check. You know, like young Jamie. No, no, no. Like why you end. They spell it out for me. Phonetically when I read it for the engine. When I have to read it, I might be doing it wrong. But when I have to read it for the weigh ins, it's like why you and Jay a why and then check. What is your first? What is your last name start with? What's the first? Jay Jay. Okay. It's like J.J. EZ. Is she just JJ JJ's? She's just JSP. Come on. JJ is that what they call her? Yeah, I know most people are not a bad idea though. She's the only JJ other than John Jones. There's one too much confusion. But the problem is you unject sounds like JY. That's like one of them. Don't want. Once the tie guys start flooding into MMA. Oh, you thought you had it hard with the Polish people. When the tie guys come in, they got like 35 letters. Tie guys in there and they'll see for quite some time.