Joe Rogan's Commentary on Alexander Gustafsson vs. Glover Teixeira

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day! Jones wrapped the overhook on him and yanked his shoulder up. Like a commercial. Like a commercial. I get so nervous for a guy who's fighting in his hometown. Wrenched it. Wrenched it. How good is John? John Dismantle Club. I was like, oh, you're good? Check this out. Yeah. If I see one more advertisement for fucking Logan, I'm about to bust. I'm a bust. They are really coming hard with the Logan ad. God, get it out of my face in alcoholic and it forgot things. Oh, you're really aggressive. I like the way this guy, I like the way Gustafson's moving, guys. Side to side. Okay, right now Gustafson wrestling too is very underrated. But Glover can grapple with the best of them. Black Belt, Abu Dhabi, competition. He's a monster. Ooh, good kick. More knockout power, Glover. Glover's a great boxer, man. Gustafson's got a knockout pound, nice uppercut. Oh, shit. Oh, boy. Be careful. Okay. All right. All right. Let's calm down. Everybody calm down. Glover also is underrated wrestling. Oh, that's right on his head. His grappling's really, really good. Good little, good little summer song. Dude, if Gustafson loses again at hometown. He's a little nervous right now. He's in his hometown. He's a little nervous. Remember we got lost to fucking Johnson in his hometown and went MIA for a fucking year? Yeah. It's tough when you're the hometown hero, man. Well, it's also you train so hard for this one big moment and then you lose and you got to like reassess. Like, where am I? He was on billboards and shit. He's still only 30. That's another thing to think about with Alexander. He's 30 years old. He's in his athletic prime. He's just a little nervous right now. I feel like he's very, very hesitant. How dare you judge this man? I'm nervous. I'm going to have him tweet about your writing. Don't you fucking dare. How funny would that be? Why is Gustafson trolling me about my fucking writing? Oh, there you go. That's a right hand. Oh, nice uppercut. Wow. Yeah. I say he was hesitant. He's just losing the fuck up. Because of that rumble fire. Use that jab, son. Tell him just come forward. Knead up. See, I don't like that. I don't get away from that right hand. Oh, man. Man, Gustafson's good though. Oh, it's called a little check hook there. He's waking up. Call wake me up. Fuck. All right. She's just avoiding it. That's smart, man. That's good movement. That's the over him tactic there. We ran away. Deal for him. Remember when he started doing that? And it worked. Long legs. Look at this shit. Look at this long arms. Fuck. Who was the one dude that Nate Quarry fought that was literally running away from him? Caleb Starnes. Caleb Starnes. That's right. And Nate Quarry was going after him like this. Yeah. But I think he was hurt in that fight. No, he covered his eyes. Yeah. No, he wasn't hurting that fight. He wasn't. I thought he had an injury. He hurt his foot. He fucked his foot up. Running. That was a terrible fight. It wasn't good. It ruined Caleb's career. Yeah. People were so... Oh, he's going for that uppercut again. Oh, he poked him. He poked him. Jesus Christ. How can he poke... Well, I guess if he put his left hand out first, then he hit him with the uppercut. God damn it. What did he do? What did he do? He poked him first and then... We'll see in the replay what happened. Shit. If this is in New York, oh, Glover wins the fight. No contest. Fuck. This is the worst part of fighting is his goddamn eye pose. Oh, no. Glover's fine. Look at him. All right. Oh, yeah. Yep. Oh, he's lucky that I got missed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see if they can get a... Oh, man. Look at that. Right in there. That's the worst. But that's the other eye. Is he... Oh, is right eye or is left eye? Is it both eyes? Do you get poked in both eyes? Ain't that a bitch? Maybe he's like squinting with his left eye. Glover's saying I'm going to fight. Get out of the way. That's what you want. You want guys to be like, I don't know. It's tough. Glover's like, get the fuck out of my way. The old eye gouge for street fighting. Some of those kung fu guys are onto something. Oh, they were onto something. Eagle Claw? The fuck out of here. Tiger Paw. Tiger and Eagle. I use both. Brian, did you see that video where that Tai Chi guy fights the MMA guy? I did not. I did not. It lasted like a few seconds. Did you send me that, Joe? Yeah. Yeah, it's hilarious. The MMA guy crushes him, and then the MMA guy had to go into hiding because apparently people in China want to kill him. Yeah. Because it's like a disgrace to the Chinese martial arts. Well, it's not a martial arts. It's not. Fire that right hand, B. That's their fault. Oh! Beautiful upper cut. That's a beautiful upper cut. Damn. Damn. He's so long you can get out, too. That's a nice upper cut. Man. Gustafson looking slick. Dude, if you're going to see like every way champ. Him and John, man, that's the fucking fight. It might be. Might be. Well, now that Rumble's out of the picture, I mean, Gustafson, you got to remember, did knock out Jimmy Manowas. There's a right hand over the top. I wonder how they handled that. Now they've been training together, you know? Gustafson already beat Manowas. Yeah, he knocked him out. But I wonder how they handled that because if Manowas still in the mix, if they do eventually have to cross paths again. I'm not trying to see that again. Well, it's so thin up there. They have to. They have to fight again. It's almost like flyweight. Like, who the fuck is there? No. Look at this running away. That's the other end. Oh, oh! Oh, he clipped him with that upper cut again. Again, again with the upper cut. Good left. Get out of there. See, that's the tactic. I'm not mad at this tactic. Clover swinging for the fences, too. Oh, back kick. We got five rounds of this, boys. I love this fight, man. Gustafson, John 2, are you kidding me? Look at this. I'd love to see Gustafson, John 2. I don't know why I'm saying dumb shit that everybody knows. But listen, again, Gustafson, 30 years old. He's still young, man. A lot of fight left, Joe. He's had a lot of fights, too, though. Yeah, he has had some wars, too. Yeah. The John fight, the DC fight. The thing about his looks, DC was a war. John was a fucking war. And you got a beating from Rumble. Yeah. Other than that, he's kind of beat the shit up people. Oh, he just fakes the takedown. This is an interesting fight. The way it's playing out. Glover is chasing him down, man. Glover has to hope he can get him pinned. He's got to get inside that reach. Look at that. There it is again. That upper cut is so sneaky. I wonder if Glover's going to time that with an overhead right. He's going to try. But you've got to remember, his right hand's the one that's fucked up. His shoulder on his right. It's fucked up. I get a piss hard. I love this. Go piss. Go piss. You want me to help you out? Piss, I owe you a giant beat. Should I secure you? I say this just for you. How about this fucking Golden State Cavs? You guys are going to talk basketball. I don't have to throw up on this table. I will watch that basketball. Fuck you guys. It goes in the net, and I get so excited. Have a good piss, buddy. I'm crazy when the ball goes in the net. I've never seen anything like it. Jamie gets mad. It's not what it's about. It's about other things. It's about more important things. It's about athletics. It's about the best players in the world. Coachy. It's about coaching. It is a great sport, but you know. You know how much they're making? That's a lot on the line. That's a bad Jamie impression. I make fun of Jamie's sneakers, and he makes fun of Under Armour. He's like, you weren't Under Armour. He's like, what's wrong with Under Armour? In the world of sneaker dorks? Is Under Armour like Walmart? Shop's got 200 pairs of sneakers. Yeah, in the rank. Close. What's it like? It's like number four or five in the list of hierarchy. Hey, we have the same dog trainer, Ryan. Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk. Yeah. Here we go. Round dose. Do, do, do, do. Ooh. Look at that double jab. Agustifson. A very interesting fight. How is your dog? Great. What's... You got a German Shepherd, right? Yeah, I got a German Shepherd. A girl or a boy? Girl. Is she cool with your kids? Yeah, the best. I'll never have another dog besides a German Shepherd. Really? Yep, a working line Shepherd. There's nothing. I've had dogs my whole life. They're just different animals. They're so cute into you. They listen to you and they're wary of strangers, man. They don't fuck around. Yeah. Amazing watchdogs, but they can not dog aggressive. They stay with you. They're the best. I love them. Yeah. Our boy, Mr. Sharp, is going to get one. I like German Shepherds too. What I don't like is ones that don't get trained well and they bite kids. No, that's why you get a dog with solid nerves. You guys talking about pups? Talking about dogs. I'm picking up my Malinois. Malinois. Today. Belgian Malinois. Yeah, today. It's today. I'll let you know. A lot of people don't like Belgian Malinois because they're almost a little too good. They are, but he's got a special one. You should see this one. I saw the picture. You sent me a picture. You saw that picture. This thing will inhale an intruder. Yeah, those motherfuckers don't play. It's in for the dick. Dick cut again. Pop, pop. What cut his eye? What happened? Headbutt? I don't know. Yeah, but Gus is playing now. Look at this. Look at this. Brian was talking about working dogs. I'm obsessed with working dogs. I'll give him that. He does. He'll chew into dogs. You'll chew into dogs. See, you're into dogs. You're into guns. You're into fighting. I'm talking about cars and turning up. Yeah. What's up with that? I only have so much in my brain, brothers. You know what it is, man? You've never driven one. Probably. Yeah. That's all I need though, right? You know what you need? Careful now. Careful with that runaway. I'd rather him tie him up than fucking go out and get punched in the face. He's bleeding bad out of that nose, man. Now he's getting picked apart in the middle of the octagon. Yeah. When it gets to the cage, it's fucking... Oh! Oh! Beautiful! Oh my God. Oh, come back! Let's hook! Got your bidet! Mortal Kombat! Come on, come on, come on! Oh, Glove is in trouble. Big trouble. When's the last time you saw that? Wow. Last time I saw it coming like that, Nate Mark Hart. Wow. Tyrone Woodley, Stripe Force. Oh boy. Wow, what a combination. Oh boy. Spitting elbow. I've seen that on dummy videos. Gostifson coming alive. Gostifson is... Tony, man. That real fucking deal. That's like, you know, wait, not named Jon Jones. Shaba's saying it a long time ago. Jesus. I'll give him that. The one thing he's right about with fighting was Gostifson. Look at his face. Glove's face is a mask. It's a mess right now. But again, Glove is that guy that he has so much knockout power. It's like one shot. Oh, great body shot. Yeah, very good. Cardios, you made an issue for him. Maybe. I remember that broken nose. Brendan, you trained with Gostifson. You spar with him. I trained with both these guys. Yeah. I remember you saying that way before you, like he's the real deal. Best I've ever trained with hands down. Gostifson? Yes, by far. Really? Gostifson. I can't believe it, man. Like how so? Just he was so good at everything. Like I know, you know, I've said I knew he was really good. His size. I watched him spar with a, you know, a world champion boxer. It literally eight rounds and just do work on the dude. Straight up boxing. A world champion. Who was the world champion? I forget the guy's name. You know how many belts are some guy or me, you know, but he literally went in there, did work against him and jumped out with three rounds with me. I was, I mean, wow. So he's boxing sparring with him. Just box straight up box and fucking him up. God, global to share is still on this fight. Guys, he was straight up boxing. The stream is going. Don't knock them out. Alexander. Do not knock them out. Wow. Yeah. It was crazy. I wonder if Alexander ever thought about actually just boxing. I don't know. Nice front kick to the bottom there. Oh Jesus. You got the left. Whoever is doing work. But you look at his fight with that. John Jones fight to me. That's a great, greatest light heavyweight fight of all time. I was fucking so thrilled with that fight, man. Amazing. Finally, John Jones kind of met his match. Granted, John probably had two hours of sleep and doing a bunch of lines of coke. So he knows now, but still at the time, it was great. I don't like this running away because Clover's going to time this shit, man. You think? I think so. It worries me. And all you years of fighting, have you ever seen that happen? Yes. With Mr. Obery. With Mr. Obery. I don't teach my students to run like this. What do you take me to do all the time? So let me ask you guys this while we're watching the fight. What's the best setup to do a fight companion? Because I'm building a fight companion studio in the next place. I feel like we should have punching bags that we can hit out of frustration or anxiety. Well, what I'm thinking is, the way we're sitting here across from each other and watching the fights is not totally ideal. I'm thinking. Roundtable? Yeah. More like a semi-circle, like a half moon. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Almost like an analyst desk. Yeah. We're not going to be able to see the TV there, but this way we'll all be like kind of chasing each other. That's cool. That's what I've been thinking. That's a great idea. I like that idea. But we should have a desk, right? It's good to have a desk for drinks and stuff. For sure. Yes. So I'm going to set up a second thing just in front of a big ass TV. And I'm thinking of putting a big ass TV, like even bigger than this motherfucker. Like a pretty good idea. No, no, no, no, no. Like a 110 inch LCD. Bad. What's the new thing? Look at this combo. Beautiful. It could also be, we could have a big couch. I wonder, would that make us too tired? That's what I'm thinking. I think these chairs are the shit. Yes. These chairs, these are people keep asking. There's not a sponsor. Ergo Depot sent me these. They're from... I love them. They're called Capisco's in their ergonomic. Tommy Buns has these now. Tom Segura has these in his podcast too. Ergo, they're ergo what? Ergo Depot. That's... Ergo, chairs I've ever sent. ERGOT Depot.com. And these fucking chairs are excellent because they're comfortable, but they're also ergonomic. So like you sit up straight and because you sit up straight after the end of the show, your back doesn't fucking hurt. Not at all. Definitely don't do a couch for the fighting. No, no, no couches. I think these chairs are it for podcasts. I think I found the holy grail of podcast chairs. I agree. They're amazing. So the question was what kind of set up? Should we have like side tables? And I think no. I think a table in front of us is the way. Crescent moon table. Brian's always bringing wine and cheese and shit. Yep. Yeah, we're always going to want to slide things down to each other and stuff. Then you should have like just an area that it looks like a like an old school telephone booth and it's called conspiracy theories. And then fucking Eddie goes in there. No, what I'm going to have is a second thing with experts on Skype, on standby, waiting. Every time Eddie says something crazy, I'm going to press a button and Neil deGrasse Tyson, you're on the line. Do you know what I think we should have a grill and somebody should be cooking. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, glove is in serious trouble. Serious trouble. Let him out, Brian. No, no, no. But glove is in some serious trouble here, man. He's going to recover. But he might or he might get grounded out. Or you got to posture up and. Oh, he's clipped in. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I have a, I bought a Yoder 1500, which is a huge commercial smoker for the studio. Dude, we should have, it should be a cooking show. We should have somebody cooking show. I'm way ahead. You even listen to my podcast or something? No, I'm doing cooking shows. Thank you. I'm going to do cook. Oh, the last one I did with Tom Papa, we talked about it. We're going to sit down and eat dinner. I'm going to cook it on the show. Great. We're going to sit down and eat dinner on the podcast. Yes. And you're going to hear a lot of this. We've got to drive. Oh, he's going for the arbor. It will drive you nuts, but you will know that it's going to be happening. So hopefully it won't drive you nuts. And also it'll be, it'll be a fight companion. So we'll be eating game. We'll be eating man meat. God, drinking amazing wine. Come on. Don't be a party pooper, Brandon. Well, what I'm thinking is we're not going to do that during fight companion because then there's too much going on. So eat beforehand. No, it's going to be like a show. We sit down and have a meal. You know, you watch those Anthony Bourdain shows, he's talking to some fucking lady in Sardinia. You don't even know what the hell she's saying. And it's interesting. Yeah. Right. Like a good meal, having a good meal. And I'm going to bring guys like Hank Shaw, have him cook for us. Oh, nice trip. I love it. I love. Who's a world class game chef and a hunter. What about this? What if we get like some hooter girls to like refill our coffee and stuff? Sir, sir. Oh, I'm old. Oh, we got this guy's back. Well, Brian's doing all the meat and cooking. You're all about that. And I want to get a couple of smoke shows to fill up our coffees. And all of a sudden I'm fucking sick. You're the bad guy. Bro. No, no, no. They're paid to be class time. Ian brought his girlfriend over by to be quiet. They're paid to shut the fuck up. They don't get paid enough. That's not even possible. I'm a feminist. I'm offended. Do you see Wonder Woman? Women only. Women only. I went to the screenings with just women. I like it. I like the premiere. Anyways, let's get back to these hooter bitches that refill our coffee. Are you guys in or not, man? I want something to do with the stage. Peer pressure. Peer pressure. I guess I am. No, they just feed us like beef jerky. Beef jerky. They feed it to you. That's weird. You can't get it out of your hands. But I'm definitely going to bring in some chefs and have some food cook. Dude, that's a great idea. Jamie, pull up the Yoder 1500. You can show these motherfuckers. That uppercut is landing all day long. And it comes from behind the jab. So he's like blinded by the jab. He's so long. You can get away with it. Yep. Blind him and bring him up. Gustafson looks fantastic. He beats everybody. Do you think he beats John Jones? I do. Really? John Jones fought him with this long of a layoff. Like let's say they were going to fight in, I don't know. Like Toto SP. Yes, he gets fucked up. Oh, look at this. Look at this. Creative. Really think so. That's interesting. Oh shit. I'll tell you what. He looks outstanding here tonight. Oh, Glover is still in this fight in every way. Glover's a fucking animal. He's fighting for his life, man. He's fighting for his career is what he's doing. I mean, he's 37 years old. He doesn't have much time left. These opportunities are few and far between, headlining a major card like, oh, Jesus Christ. He can take a shot. And he's Glover saying, come on, come on. They're both fighting for the career, to be honest. You lose this one. Come on. Dude, Glover's so aggressive. It's crazy. Even getting tagged like he's getting, he's still in this. See that baby right there? God damn. See that up there? That's a sick, that's a sick. That's the Mark Kura of grill machines. Of course, Rogan has to go extreme with the grill. That's a smoker or? It's a grill. Both. I'm just spitballing ideas here. Let's toss a fucking zebra in there. I need a zebra. What are you eating now? What do you have in your freezer? Mostly elk. How do you feel about ribs? 400 pounds. What about some ribs? Love ribs. See that's what I'm talking about. I shot a pig last month. I still have some thighs. We ate the ribs already. But I have some. Did I not eat? I didn't eat all the ribs. Now are you a barbecue guy? Do you have your? Look at that. Oh, Joe, we should have a grill off because I can grill my ass off. I'm going to have to have a grill off. I'm in this bitch. Grill off. It's a grill off. How do you grill? What do you do? Do you a charcoal guy? No, I'm a gas guy. That's not even a grill. I want to hear this commercial. No, it is though. That's like fillets, ribs, fish, salmon, especially. That's a queer oven. No, son. It's some weird oven. It's the Tesla of grills. Justin Timberlake and Christopher Law are selling nothing. No, they both own. Timberlake owns a part of this company. That's what's going on. That makes sense. Antioxidant infusion. How about just drink actual juice, you fucks? What you juice, you don't goddamn berries. Watch this. Look at this combination. Yep. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh my goodness. And still he's scammed. Matrix shit. Then he fall down there and he land back in the fire. Matrix shit by gust of sin. Look at this. Bing. Bing. Bing. Look at him. Come on. Bring it. This damn glove is tough. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. He is so... God, he is. ... sharp as a knife 10 years from now. TRT. Get him on TRT. Everybody. Everybody. The whole crew. Her body. Including the girls. Her body. We got a problem with Cyborg? Everybody catch up. Here we go. I love Cyborg after that podcast you do with her, Brennan. Thanks, man. You didn't love her before? I loved her anyway, but I didn't know her, but I... She's a beast. She's awesome. As a fighter, she's a fucking beast, man. She's the best female fighter in the planet. She's the best female fighter in the planet. She seems like a good person too, though. That's what I like about her. Here we go. That up cut is coming from fucking Stockholm. Oh, it goes to the body with a whip. They don't want that bratwurst right, son. Fucking... It's crazy to me that Glover is just still fucking pumping away. He looks like he's still pumping around, man. Still pumping around, looking to knock him out, and we're in round four. Glover looks how you would make a fighter in a video game. Oh, Jesus. Just faking that... Oh, God, that left. Glover come with the right hand over the top. How about Glover doesn't train with any super camps or nothing, really? No, not anymore. He strains out of a garage in Connecticut. Oh, right hand. Yeah, that's what he does now, right? Seriously? Yeah. He has a school in Connecticut. Didn't he go to ATT for a while? Yeah, he did. But he lives in Connecticut. Uh-huh. An interesting place to live out of all the places that go. You're from Brazil and you moved to Connecticut. Yeah, I wonder why. I lived there. What? Yeah. My parents had a house in Connecticut for 10 years. It's one of the few places I never perform. Connecticut? Yep. How come? It's an inside joke. People getting mad. People from Connecticut are sending me messages. Come on, bro. Do they have a big city there? Yeah. Hartford. Oh, I got a Hartford. Oh, I mean, it's not a big city, but it's definitely a city. ESPN's there. I've been there for ESPN for Bristol. I feel like that's all there is in Connecticut. WWE's there. Yales and... Why the fuck are they there? Taxes? Oh, they're there because it's right next to New York City and you can get a nice large plot of land. That makes sense. A lot of the big, rich investment bankers live in Grand Rapids. That makes sense. Yeah, that's where David Letterman lives. Yeah. David Letterman lives there? He got himself a estate. I bet that motherfucker is a huge estate. My man. He ballin'. He ballin'. David Letterman got an estate. Fuck. I don't think he does anything anymore, though. Dude. Dave is... I think he's just kind of like chillin'. No, he counts his money, I think. Yeah. I heard Jeff Foxworthy's crib in Atlanta is a fuckin' castle. I'm sure. Foxworthy's got some cheddar. Oh, Jeff Fox... The redneck tour? He's got some cheddar. Yeah, him and Ron White. I love that podcast you did with him, Ron White. Well, he seems great. Look at Dave. Oh my god. He's gonna go inside now. That needs TRT. Wait, that's Dave Letterman? Holy shit. That's what Glover's gonna look like in 30 years. He looks like Glover takes you out. Oh my god. Well, didn't Dave have heart surgery? I feel like he had a... Holy fuck. Yeah, I feel like he had a heart surgery. Oh my god, he looks horrible. Well, it just looks like he's enjoying his life. He's enjoying his life. He looks happy. Remember when Tim Allen became Santa Claus? Yeah. Yeah, I love that movie. Age gets to us all. I looked at a picture of me 10 years ago when I was 40. I was handsome. You look exactly the same. I don't know about that. You're so deliciously good. David Letterman looks... Thank you, buddy. That's what I've been looking for on a Sunday. It was shit on Brian. It was a day and now it's turned into... Yeah, at what point in life do you just say, well, yeah, fuck you, buddy. You say, fuck you, life. Or you just let your body go and just eat whatever you want and stop working out. The thing is, I'm sure a lot of people are doing things, but when you're in the public eye, like, oh, he clipped him with the right hand over the top. When you're in the public eye, like David Letterman, like most of your life, and then you decide to not do that anymore, then it becomes kind of interesting. You can relax a little bit. Yeah, because you have to be disciplined about your look and makeup and all. What do you do? Look at that. That's 10 years ago. I do not. That was so much. Now you look exactly the same. Come on, dude. I appreciate that. The real drop off is 30 to 40. That's where you really dropped off. But 40 to 50, you're maintaining well. You're kind of maintaining well. It seems like you work out more now. I do. Work out every day and it doesn't do much. Do you hear someone's alarm going off? Oh my God. Yeah, I do. Good ears. I think I have bad ears, by the way. You probably do. That's age, son. Yeah. You get them David Letterman. I'm always asking my wife to turn the TV on. It's all the boxing you do. Yeah. I'm getting boxed in my ears. You getting boxed up, bro? Dude, Glover is fucking just. Glover is. Game. Game. He didn't get the menu or the fucking memo. Yeah. Got kicked to the body there. We're good. Glover's still looking for that knockout punch, man. That's a fact. That's always there. The scary thing is if. Oh shit. If Alexander slows down a little bit, it's going to be trouble for him. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. That combo's there. He needs to stay in the middle of the hot gun. Got subs written. Yes. Looks as good as he's ever looked in this fight. He really does. Good luck being him at light heavyweight, man. He's so fluid and his movement is excellent. This is a big fight for him, man. For both of them, it's kind of career defining, to be honest. Yeah. I hate to be. Oh Jesus, dude. Oh, good Lord. How many can you take of these? I hate to be so extreme, but look at what's going on here. Beautiful. It's an artistic performance, man. It really is. The way he's been hiding that uppercut. God, this is my favorite. He's been hopping that jab. Blah, blah, blah. Is he your favorite? Well, you have a unique insight knowing exactly how good he is having trained with him. You know? I've trained with both of them. With Glover, I just, you know, I understand what he's doing in his pacing. He's like the Terminator. He's very similar to, that's why I'd love to see him in DC fight because I've trained with DC and him. They have very similar styles, which is this relentless, relentless forward pressure. You're like, God damn, relax. Slow down. You're running like eight miles. I see you're running like some long distances. Where are you running? Outside my crib. You just run the beach or something like that? On concrete or what? Yeah, concrete. In those cam-hanging shoes, but my knees fucked up, so I'm suing cam. Why are you running on concrete when those sand is right there? I don't know because I like to run. But is there sand better for you? Well, because I run the sand, so what I do is I run one sand mark of stairs and I run a mile. Three sand mark of stairs run a mile. Three sand mark of stairs run a mile. That's what I'm doing. Oh, interesting. That's crazy. So the stairs are like a sprint and the mile is the... Yeah. But my knee yesterday was like, nah, let's take a break, bro. You're way too big to be honest. You're a heavy guy. What do you weigh? Like 240-ish? Like 240, a 238. Yeah, that's a lot of weight to put on the knees. I know, man. I got to figure it out. I got to do something. If you guys know what to do, it's inside my knee. Okay, let me ask you this. I'm dying. What do you think about this UFC training facility? Like, who's going to go there? So confused. And they're going to pump Bane-like products into his body. Just rejuvenate the fucking heavyweight division. In between rounds, he steps in a cryo-chamber for a minute. By the way, I'm sorry, but look at Glover. Round four, after all that punishment, keeping his head, he looks very fresh. One of the problems with Glover is he's so boxing-oriented in his attack. And with a guy like Gustafson, he has such a large reach disadvantage. So he's constantly moving forward, but he doesn't throw kicks. Oh, boy, though. I don't know why. Gustafson stopped kicking because he got taken down early on, but he has kicks too. He just abandoned it. Keep him away with those kicks. But for Glover, Glover has always got to move into boxing range. Oh, Jesus, again! Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What a fucking way to win. Holy shit. Gustafson is a beast. Poor Glover. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my goodness. That's a long-fied bicep or so. I don't like seeing that at all. I don't like seeing that at all. I don't like seeing that at all. Gustafson is a fucking beast. That was brilliant. God damn, that was brilliant. That was brilliant. Holy shit. This is in Sweden? Stockholm. It's so tough. Yeah, in Stockholm. Oh, come on, man. Throwing it down in Stockholm. He's a fucking hero. He's a hero. He's a legend there. The heartbreak he went through when he lost to a fucking Johnson there, man. I was there, man. I felt like crying, man. I felt like crying for him. He's a fucking... They were walking out of the arena with their head low. It was rough. What a fucking... And it was a bad beating, too, you know? Dude, it was a horrible way to lose. Dude, it was a horrible way to lose. Fucking redemption. What a Viking. What a fight. Here's redemption. Redemption is John Jones beats DC and Anaheim. They do John Jones, Alexander Guffson, Stockholm, Tidal. You are correct, sir. 500,000 people. You and me. They're not going to do it in Stockholm. They do it in Vegas. The real money's in Vegas, unfortunately. That's bullshit. That's just how it goes, buddy. That's the reason why we haven't been in Dublin yet for a Conor McGregor fight. Bing! Look at this. We could do it in a soccer fucking stadium. Bing! Oh, Jesus. Oh, man. How quick was that right hand? Walk away right here. Look at this stupid fast dude. Yeah, dude. And he's like, not enough, huh? Look at this. There you go. Yeah, got it. Oh, beautiful timing, too. The way he swung that right hand in, too. Look how he swings the right hand in over the left guard. Look at this. Watch this. Look how he swings that right hand over the top. Glover's corner's like, do you think you want to kind of avoid the uppercut? He's like, nah, we'll keep doing this, man. There's nothing we can do. It's getting hit by. He's trying to get close. You're so long. What are you going to do? God, that was brilliant. Oh, man. Brilliant performance by guys. Like, when you were saying how Glover just missed it a little bit, like, that boxed him with his wrestling style via Rampage. He would've been champ. Him versus Rampage in the prime. That's a motherfucking fight. Yeah, he could've won. He could've won. What's interesting is that he just, because he doesn't throw very many kicks, I mean, he might've thrown 10 kicks that whole fight. He's always moving into boxing range. He's getting chewed up on the way in. And as tough as he is, he's still getting tagged over and over and over. Well, it's 2017. If you're just boxing, you're screwed, man. Name a guy who's just boxing, doing well in the UFC. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You really have to do everything. At the highest level, you just can't do it anymore. Like guys figure it out. Yeah, you really have to be able to do everything.