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Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comic, writer, and podcaster. Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. Watch his latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart," on Netflix. www.arishaffir.com
Have you? A lot of bring up here what that guy's been calling you out. Have you talked about it? I'll Jones know that fighter which one Oh Well, yeah, listen Kobe's funny man Kobe listen, I know Kobe and I also know very well one of Colby's really good friends is my friend Cam Haynes, they're living the same town It's funny with you cuz it's good. It's good It's good. You really gotta choose to be heal or hero and I would always go heal. He's all heal Ah, it's so much more fun. Go heal You know, it's really hilarious chill Sun is mad that I talked about what he does that I would tell those didn't know that I talked About what Colby does I go he's having fun I go he's playing up the role of the villain and he's selling paper I was a matter you cuz you're taking away the fourth wall secrets of the business It's so ridiculous. Meanwhile, he's giving up the secrets of the business by talking about me giving up the secrets of the business It's the dumbest shit of all time. I can't tell if it's a work I can't tell if what he's doing chill still if yeah, he's doing if he's fake upset There was a point where tail was the best trash talker in sports ever. Yeah, no, he was phenomenal He still is but the idea that you bring up the I walked into the octagon. It's thunder when Anderson Silva walks in it sounds like a mouse pissing on cotton I've never lost a fight in my lap. I've never lost a round of I've never lost one second of one fight my love Life and that thing is like what about here? Where you can't stop didn't matter. He just kept going. I loved it. It was beautiful He's a smart guy But he's also getting us to talk about it and getting us to talk about a show which I'll give him a plug right now Cuz I'm sure it's great. He's with Ariel. How wanting and chill son and have a new show Called Ariel and the bad guy and that's you got to get that ESPN Yeah, he's the bad guy. He's great at it. He's great at it He got he ranted and raved about us for like 10 minutes Then he did and then Brenda responded and he came back with another 20 minutes. You don't ever talk about the business First of all, I have to because my job is to call what I see My job is not necessary even when I'm promoting things if I'm promoting things I'm calling what I see if I say Francis and Ghana is the most Terrifying heavyweight contender ever. Yeah, I say that because that's what I see I see him put Alastair over him in a fucking orbit see a side of it. So you just talked about the fighting part That's what your experts on I talk about whatever I want to talk about. Listen, here's the deal child You stick to fighting and promoting and let intelligence leave that here to intelligent people you're out of your class fucking deal with it Whoa, uneducated you're a high school dropout and you know it you're good at trash talk and that's it What I think he graduated from college. No, he didn't he fucking dropped out of high school early like sophomore year No, that guy's dumb bro. Yeah, Chelsan is dumb. Are you sure? Yeah Yes What are the points what what points do you get when you got a real issue The line that they have medically is like if you are barely retarded You're still not like really retarded, but I should be more politically correct without use of that word mentally retarded Trans trans you can't say that you can't say that that's illegal. Yeah, it's hard Yeah, depending on who's president you'll get arrested for that. They're coming for you. I like chill. I like what he does I have to talk about the fact that someone's talking shit to build up, but it doesn't stop someone from talking shit It also makes it more fun to watch. I know what the fuck it is, and I like it people are gonna like it It makes it more interesting. It makes it look