Joe Rogan & Wiz Khalifa on Teslas and Cars of the Future

And me personally, I love everything. Like I'm not a person who like is stuck with the old shit or has to have all of the new shit either. Like I'm just like obsessed with life in general. Like all of this shit fucks me up, but it's crazy. It's insane. We live in insane times. We live in insane times. What's cool about today too is that we can go and still like appreciate and use some of the shit from the past like a record player. Use a record, listen to some old records. And realize like wow, this is how people used to get their music. You used to sit in front of the record player with headphones on. I remember being a kid doing that. People would listen to the album. They opened up the album, looking at the art. That was a big part of an album. What was the photo layout? What was the pictures? It's crazy how everybody thinks like the new shit ruins the older shit too. It's like people still enjoy everything. You know, it's just stages of it. I love that that old shit exists. Yeah, hell yeah. Go back and listen to some of that old stuff. People don't watch tapes anymore though. Like you can't get like a VHS. Like that's not the move. Yeah, I think those are dead in God. VHS tape. Remember when someone would give you a copy of a copy and it was all like every now and then I had little lines through it and shit. You get like second, third generation copies from friends. Yeah, VHSs are done bro. You remember, I don't know if you remember this, but you used to be able to buy movies right after they came out, especially in New York, because dudes would sit in the back of the movie theater. Oh, like the little bootleg joints. Yeah, yeah. You could watch the movie from like it was. Like a video camera. It'd be like in their video and the movie. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. That was a crazy time. Yeah, they weren't hiding shit back then. They were using all of their technology. That's everything they had. That was everything they fucking had. The crazy thing is that's not that long ago. In terms of the human race, that's not that long ago. That's the 90s. That's so recent. So this is what, 2019 is that's 20 years. So you can go back 23, 24 years maybe. Imagine if you could see what the fuck 24 years from now is. It's crazy. I related to like when I was younger in the 90s, because I was like a baby in the 90s. I wasn't even a teenager. So 20 years from then was the 70s. And shit was totally like, you know what I'm saying? So it's like now from 20 years from, for that to be the same timeframe, like that shit is crazy to me. You really want to know how crazy it is, man? Get yourself into like a 1970 Plymouth and drive that thing. And realize that in 1970, that's how people drove. They drive this thing that like, it barely knows where you're telling it to go. Yeah, hell yeah. They could do this with the steering wheel. They didn't even have power steering in the 60s and shit, bro, like. Yeah, you're right. That's a Turner thing like this. A lot of them didn't. Yeah, a lot of them didn't. But those cars were terrible. And that was just a few years ago. I mean, in terms of like human history. If you looked at a block of time and history, if you look at the difference between 1820 and 1840, in our head, it's like, that's the same shit. 1820, 1840, what the fuck was different? There was nothing different. But if you look at our generation, 40 years ago to now, it's insane. It's true. It's insane. It doesn't even make sense. It's nuts. We're barely the same thing. Bro. It's crazy. It's crazy. Have you driven the Tesla? No, I haven't. Very good. It's a preposterous. It's a preposterous car. What's the deal with them? It's so fast, it doesn't make sense. Really? Every other car you drive afterwards will feel stupid. You could drive mine. You got a Tesla? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you could drive it. They're that legit? It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever driven in my life. Fuck. It doesn't make any noise. It doesn't make, it makes zero noise. This makes noise. Stop. Stop turning my doorbell. What the fuck is that? It's a fucking rap music video, entourage style. Girls in their underwear, dancing, bottle of champagne. The girl in my house. Someone just follow the camera just to see who rings your doorbell. Right. I do not know who that girl was. Welcome to the party. What were we just talking about? Tesla's. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a spaceship. It's next level. If you think that they're holding back anything in the automotive world, drive that thing. See, nah, that's the thing. I feel like all cars are gonna look alike and they're gonna look like Teslas. So they're gonna have this super fast one for like the elite motherfuckers, but then they're gonna have like regular ones and then we're all gonna have the same car. We're all gonna have the same phone. We're all gonna have the same watch. And we're all, cause they control everything. Like they control your house. So it's like everything is integrated. The TV, the Xbox, that's like you all wanted and won. So the only way to do that is for everything to be the same. So like if the Tesla is that ill, I never drove, driven one. But if it's that ill, I don't see why people wouldn't be into it. Just the pain in the ass is it takes a long time to charge. Okay. Is a, I mean, even if you have a Tesla supercharger thing, like I have one on a wall mounted charger that's like more amperage. That's tight. It's nice. But it still takes a few hours to charge if it's almost dead. Okay. Whereas you can get gas in like five minutes. Exactly. Don't they have like portable chargers? They didn't do that yet? No, no, no. You need insane amount of power to power that thing. But how long? It's got giant batteries in it. Just takes hours and hours to fill up. That doesn't sound like fun. Well, because it goes 317 miles. Did you see this race they did with the tunnel? It's two Teslas at the same spot. Like I guess it's in Hawthorne where they have it. The one on the right is using the tunnel. They have completed and the one on the left is going above ground. Now is this tunnel like auto drive? Yeah. Oh, fuck that. I think it's got those tracks on the side so that it can stay in place. Look how fast that's going. It's up to 127 miles per hour. I know, I'm so not comfortable with that. And then it slows right down. The way that it moves is different. That's how robots are gonna kill us. That's crazy. It's so fast. You can't believe how fast it is. That guy's not moving at the top and the guy's moving very fast. It takes him four and a half minutes to go the same time. It takes this guy a minute and a half. But that guy's battery is dead as fuck on the right. I'll tell you that. If you stomp on that thing for that long, you better be prepared for that shit to drain quick. Especially when it's in ludicrous mode. That's what they call it. Ludicrous mode. Yeah, and now they have ludicrous plus. I don't even wanna turn that shit on. I don't need that. What kind of asshole is unhappy with ludicrous mode? I was gonna ask before, don't you think there's some car company trying to beat them? Yeah. Has to be, right? Tesla has a roadster. Have you seen the Tesla Roadster? Oh my God, Jamie, pull that up. It's a spaceship. It's this little sports car looking spaceship that goes zero to 60 in 1.9 seconds. It's a spaceship. It's a spaceship. That's the Tesla Roadster. I like that. It's a dope looking little car. The roof comes off too. That's real, huh? Oh my God, that thing's a demon. What? That thing is a demon. How much does that cost? I think it's $200,000. It's real? Yeah, it's not out yet. They're working on it. Oh, okay. They're working on releasing it soon. Yeah, 200 grand. But look at that, 1.9 seconds, zero to 60. Yeah, I don't need that. I'm sorry. They just seem, electric cars just seem like the future. But again, that one's gonna be interesting because it has 600 miles. It can go 660 miles, I think, without charging, which is long distance. Mine's like 317. Oh, okay. The ones they have now are like 317. That's dope. That's amazing. It's wild though. My mind is literally blown by this shit. Mine too. For real, that shit blows my mind. Imagine if you're one of those people that makes those things. That's your job. I feel like it's really a process, scientific. Because you don't want nobody to hurt themselves. You know what I mean? So you have to get it just right. Sure. What's the process of that? What the fuck are they doing with technology and electricity in a car? Yeah. And they have all these safety features. They have auto drive. That's the thing. It's like it's gonna be so fast, it's gotta have hella safety. Jesus Christ, bro. I'm just gonna let you in. I can't turn this thing off. Oh, there it is. The same girl? I don't know. She's persistent. I don't know who that was. She's a go-getter. I don't know. She can even go get something else. But yeah, man, I mean, when you drive something like that and you realize like, oh, okay, just 30, 40 years ago, cars were these stinky, weird things that barely steered, right? And now you have these things that it seemed like, it seemed like they're from a futuristic movie. And you can get them right now. It's crazy, yo. Like, it's insane. Because people like, okay, where are we gonna be without transportation? We gotta go somewhere, right? We gotta get there somehow. What is this, Jamie? I was looking up, I thought I saw something today about a Lamborghini electric car, but this fell into this hole of the Terzo, the Milenio, some new, it is an electric car by Lamborghini that self-heals. It has some sort of carbon fiber technology that allows it to fix itself if it cracks while it's dry, I don't know. Oh, perfect. That's insane. Yeah, yeah, sweet. It detects cracks and damages to its... There we go. It's a fucking transformer? There we go. I don't know. It's a transformer. It's gonna heal itself. I thought I was hoping you had heard of it. No, self-healing. Oh my God, there we go. It's gonna fix itself. Sorry to distract from that, but yeah. But it's Italian, right? Yeah. Listen to me. That's my people. It ain't gonna work. Those savages. It looks insane. They're thinking big. If you'd want to go on a long trip in a Lamborghini, you're out of your fucking mind, that thing will leave you in the middle of the desert. They're thinking big. That's it? Yeah. That is a... It's got these weird, crazy... Unbelievably good looking car. Light tires around on the side. God damn, that looks like the future. That's fire. Look at that thing. It's a spaceship. But if you take one of those, you know that it's made by Italians. Right? You know it. Like, look at that. It's his, my, hey, kid. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, when you put the accent with the car, it makes sense. It's so flamboyant. Look at the wheels on that thing. What the fuck is with those wheels? Wow. That's crazy. An Italian spaceship. Yeah. Yeah, cars are getting closer and closer to spaceships. Yeah. What if people start flying around? You comfortable with that? I'm not. I don't want anybody landing on my house. Landing on the house. Air accidents. Yeah, man. Those don't seem too good. No. And the regulation of. What lane do you stay in? Yeah, because we work so hard to develop these roads. It's like, where are we going now? Like, what's going on here? Can you imagine if we had like a floating bubble highway system, right? Like there's balloons held on by rope that go all the way to the ground and that marks the path where you're allowed to fly your flying car through. But people don't look and they slam into each other. You're out there in the park with your kids. Regulation would suck on that. Yeah, man. How do you stop people from, they would have to be autonomous. It would have to be like Tesla auto drive. So it just takes you up and it just brings you around. It would have to be something like that. That makes sense. Yeah, we couldn't leave it up to people, not with flying. Hell no. It's too many different personalities. But then there's going to be lazy people that don't charge their fucking flying car. And then it gets up there and it's like, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Like you didn't charge it? You shouldn't be able to take off if it's not at a certain, if it's capable of dying. I agree. Ground it. Then when you're going to need more regulation, so we have more government. Ha ha ha, air laws. Right? You're going to have to, that's the only way. Yeah, yup. We need more government, more regulations, air cops. We need air cops. Oh my gosh, the air police. Let's not talk about those guys. The air police, they'll be even on more on edge. Yeah, then the ground police. Yeah, yeah, because they're in the air. Yeah. They're probably going to be super paranoid up there. For sure, for sure. Ha ha ha. K, k, k, k, k.