Joe Rogan & Whitney Cummings Review Millenial Pornhub Searches

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Whitney Cummings

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Whitney Cummings is a stand-up comic, actor, author, and host of the podcast "Good for You." Her new comedy special "Mouthy," will have its exclusive premiere via OFTV on Nov. 15, 2023.https://whitneycummings.com

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Hello freak bitches the last bit maybe the last few that maybe sex will be fake I mean there was a that book called sorry to circle back to porn again, but there's a book called porn nation and In it there was a statistic that said 80% of kids under 18 boys would rather watch porn than have sex with an actual woman what yes come on That's a focus group. I was gonna say it's probably a very specific group of people who would agree to be interviewed about You know whatever the same assholes. I think women have to masturbate in tubs only in tubs So but I mean who knows I mean you could Fake boobs fake news you could probably prefer cuz you're in control of it if you have a VR woman who's gonna do whatever you Want you don't have to deal with her afterwards and like talk about like what are we yeah? But that's half the thrill yeah after you but you didn't grow up on Fake women and anime Wow people are jerking off to cartoons You don't understand like We watch Saturday morning cartoons they are jerking off to animated and women oh god, so why how many? How many most of them are jerking? Will you look up in an animated like how many people are jerking off to anime? Anime porn and I would say it's a very small number By the way a lot of the women in real porn are more lifeless than the animated But well they're they're weird now because they're getting fake asses well it's like Sean Baudrillard's like theory of like simulacrum about like how we Prefer the simulation of something to the original of something when we can actually control it I think Eddie Warhol was onto that as well But well isn't it bizarre that some men prefer fake boobs yeah like they get here Why Donald why getting off to anime porn is shorthand for supporting Donald Trump holy shit connection Lauren Orcini or cine oh this just happened to pop up, but what a bizarre fucking title okay? Let's let's see what she has to say goddamn it Forbes Continue this is in for yeah, it's hilarious on Tuesday evening GOP consultant Rick Wilson made Twitter Waves look at that they have the fucking stock of Twitter right there single men plus zero 50% 0.50% in that hilarious they showed Twitter, and then they have and people reading Forbes. Oh, what's the stock at? So weird waves with his claim that Donald Trump supporters are mostly single men who masturbate to anime He's a GOP consultant too I think they're right with this is an intentionally incendiary statement that Wilson says he made directly to troll Trump's followers Everybody's trolling everybody first of all as any anime fan will let you know it's called clears throat hentai a specific genre of x-rated Japanese animated cartoons But what's interesting is that in order to intentionally make people angry Wilson targeted anime geeks as his insults okay? Each tweet don't upset them. Yeah, they'll find out reply you I mean I don't know I can't I can compete with I feel strongly that I'm like okay. I can compete with the girl I've seen poor I can't compete with cartoons. Yeah, I have cellulite. It's it's I really don't want to have stats How many people how one website is convincing people to pay for cartoon porn? If you're paying for cartoon, but just watch Jessica rabbit whoa hold on a second among 18 to 34 years Old viewers cartoon and hentai are the 13th and 17th most popular porn searches and Millennials are 131% more likely to search for anime than older browsers. This is what I'm saying Whoa you just blew my mind so can we see what the other 12 porn categories are above? It's all gagging. It's all gagging while getting choked Oh here we go gagging while slapping okay, so where's number one with a fucking bullet? Wow lesbian and then teen and then step setting let's not brush past teen. That's an awful. Yeah, that's horrifying You're monsters. I rather you watch anime stepmom Milf wait whoa and then squirt people are in the peeing people are in the squirt They like the squirt. They think it's anything other than pee and then mom Mixture well, I am not really coming out of your pussy. It's pee Excited we're gonna circle back and then when scientists analyze it they go well. It's not all pee and they're like good. We're in circle back We're gonna circle back to that So it's interesting to me that stepmom is above milf Yeah, it's not interesting. I want I don't want it. I want a mom I don't want to be you want to fuck your dad's why yeah, that's what it is that is that a weird like Freudian Envy thing number one number one at the bottom rather the least is public public is the least searched anal is above Annual is shockingly low. I know ebony ebony is above black which I think what's the different? I'm so racist educated people. Oh wait wait. No one is Wait why is why is Japanese and Asian? I know why they're different kind of but do you see how they're different? Yes Asians way down low people are way more into Japanese than they are and so specifically Japanese Asian you get like Vietnamese Thai and people like nope nope nope. That's right draw the line I want a girl with the kimono. Yeah, geisha girl. Oh interesting power thing hi hi yeah, but I think anything I say here is gonna be misconstrued as racist don't be worried about that This is the age we live in okay, what is the difference between ebony and black? I'm so sorry there is no difference one of them is said by people with education Got it, and the other one is someone who just there's synonymous But I'm a fever, but I'd imagine what's under those one's gonna be classier than the other maybe there's something socio-millennial Search term differences look at this cosplay cosplay. Sorry. I don't know Turn that's coming or shitting costumes. Oh I Would you think cosplay is toilet? I don't know, but I said it's so nonchalantly foot job look at that What is the foot fetish thing? You know I guess it's like something happening when you were young Oh like some sort of isn't that called? Sexist um I think it's called imprinting sexual imprinting yeah, look at that yoga. Let me see Yoga's in there right below Yoga balls in porn these days. I see a lot of sex on yoga balls I do not feel sexy, but Jim is above yoga, which is interesting more people there all the last fit Yeah, they more more people can relate like a girl doing squads. What if she just want to fuck right now? dick What's um Now that I heard that porn star in LA Fitness. I get the gym porn. What is um emo? Like goth girls to Morrissey yeah, really a lot of crying tattoos tattoos I mean that's part of like Suicide girl type girl suicide girl emo no That's what it is. Yeah. He's like mom sure that's the same. That's what they are Why they call it emo though suicide girl like generality? I would think emo a bunch of crying dootz is yeah, but suicide on here You're looking for suicide porn, and that's a way different thing then yeah, that's not porn. That's just crime What's that guy who committed suicide Elliott something or another what the fuck's Elliott Smith? Is that his name? Duncan told me listen to him. I listen to him like Duncan. What the fuck is wrong with you It was like super depressing music like no wonder this guy stabbed himself wait Can you walk me through this so what is dogging doggy style dogging or walking walking? Dogging what the fuck is that long nipples is at the very bottom? Granny is well above long nipples wait so Anonymous Harry smoking what smoking where does that wife swap wait? So why is it negative does this mean it's become less popular this one is actually comparing millennial searches to people older than them? Millennials are more into all this but this stuff is all new millennials never probably Had the opportunity to see granny Well, there's granny porn. That's more prevalent now than ever before what if you were a grant. What if you were 80 doing porn? What does that what is that? That's a bitch that knows she's gonna die just wants to ride that boat right into the rocks hit the throttle She's bobbing across the top of the ocean Yeah, she sees the rock she doesn't let up at all she's even close her eyes Go back up stop scrolling so much Kim Kardashian is the most popular porn star search by millennial steel a porn star. Yeah, she's got a porn tape. Oh That's amazing. I don't know the rest of the enemy of Khalifa who's like a she's so it's Khalifa's Lisa Ann who's deep in her 40s. I believe for her. That's a victory interesting. I don't know any of these people Sasha Gray, I feel like she's fallen and off the I don't think she doesn't anymore. Oh, really? She's I think she retired her vagina through in the towel. Yeah, I mean, it's like a fighter They get enough head shots and like I gotta Step away. She's had enough concussions You