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Nikki Glaser is an American stand-up comedian, podcast host, and television host. Look for her podcast "You Up with Nikki Glaser" available on Spotify.
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I'm going to a voice doctor right now because I don't want to ruin my instrument, which I'm now starting to look at it as an instrument that I was never taught how to play. I'm just freestyling on this fucking saxophone. You know, like no one, I've never gotten lessons, we don't get lessons for our voice. Right, right. Have you ever taken any? No, that's a good idea though. I mean, you talk so much. Have you ever lost your, do you lose your voice ever? No. Okay, well then you're probably talking the right way. I know a lot too. Yeah, but you probably scream in a really efficient way or yell in an efficient way. I think you just have strong vocal chords. Yeah, I mean, I'm learning stuff that I'm like, whoa, I didn't even know, like there's three places where your voice can come from, your throat, your mouth and your nose. And I'm talking all throat, and that's why I'm getting polyps developing. I mean, I'm getting stuff growth on it. Really? Because I don't know how to talk. And it's just my vocal cords are slamming all day and they develop calluses after they slam. And those are like the, and I'm gonna have to have them surgically removed. I'm gonna lose my voice if I don't, they're like, you're here right in the nick of time. So I do voice exercises every day and I'm loving it. I start out, I go, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Mm. Now that's opening up your throat. And it's, so your vibrate, and it's making you realize that the vibrations in your face cause a lot of your, the sound. So it's your nose and your mouth that you can focus on creating the sound that comes out of your, that makes the air. Okay. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Then you go, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, and you're supposed to make your whole face vibrate. Feel it in your face. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, right now people are screaming at their fucking. They're fucking hating this and you should. So yeah, I'm just in my house going, never Monday, never Monday, never Monday. Just like, but it's. Never Monday, never Monday, never Monday. That's still a little throaty. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr. Brrr.