Joe Rogan | There is No Evidence the Earth is Flat

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Bryan Callen

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Bryan Callen is a comedian and actor. He’s the host of the “Off Limits” podcast and co-host of “The Fighter and the Kid” with Brendan Schaub. Check out his new comedy special "False Gods" on YouTube now. www.bryancallen.com www.youtube.com/@BryanCallenComedy

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I've been listening to Radiolab on the way over here. And they have a new episode out about the asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs. Yeah. Holy shit, man. Right. When you... Apparently, they... Tell me if I'm right about this before you tell me more. Okay. Because I want to see if I have a little knowledge. Right. There is an under... There's a very hard layer of rock that covers a large part of the Earth. Right. And that is proof that somehow there was an asteroid that hit and it got really, really hot and the rock got... That is a morons version of a science that they clearly lay out. And by the way, it's the worst thing. I'm also like, there's rock that got melted and it was under the ground. Undeniable evidence of a rock from the space area. There's a layer of the Earth. The crust of the Earth is super hard because it got really hot after an asteroid hit and everybody died. And they found dinosaur bones in it. Yeah, bro. They can kill... I don't believe in dinosaurs because I have something called the Bible at home. Some people don't believe in dinosaurs. Do you know that, right? Yeah. The flat Earth folks. Yeah, they're really dinosaurs or fake. Why is it that most flat earthers from my experience are generally super good at a discipline that has nothing to do with astrophysics like jiu-jitsu? Like they spend a lot of time on a mat, but then they have really strong political opinions about the central banks. I think it's just a lack of real education. And then you get caught up in these YouTube things that show you a secret. And it's very attractive. It's very attractive to find out about some hidden stuff. Yeah. Like, oh my God, I can't believe they did this. They hid from us the fact that the Earth is flat. Jesus Christ, space is fake. Bro, space is fake. Satellites aren't real. They're low flying planes. They're planes. They're constantly beaming down these information from the sky. Satellites are not real. Yeah. Nuclear bombs. They're not real. They're not real. They're just big bombs. But then the problem is when you break your leg and you have to set your bone or you get stuff and you have to trust Big Pharma to cure it or you use your iPhone and it works and you're talking to somebody in Japan. That's a big one. The iPhone is a big one. But why is that technology something you trust? The stuff is not. Your fucking iPhone has a global positioning satellite chip and it links up with the fucking one that's in the sky and it tells you where you are on the map. That's why your Google Maps works. Jesus fucking Christ. I think there are probably only five or six flat Earthers. No, there's a lot. Yeah. There's thousands of them. Well, okay, thousands. Trust me. But that really means only five or six in the grand scheme of things. I think the problem with all of them is that they just got married to the idea and then they're fighting it. And if you fight it with someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, not that I do know what I'm talking about, but if you fight it with like a Sean Carroll or like a real Astras. Scientists. A real scientist. Somebody studied. Yeah. There's so much evidence that the earth is round and no evidence that the earth is flat. It's one of those things where it's just like, what are you guys doing? You're chasing your tail. Yeah. This is crazy. I'm too busy. I'm way too busy. I'm way too busy. You too.