Joe Rogan - Theo Von's Hilarious Eddie Bravo Rant

I believe oh, there's some mud rats out there that have no genes almost I feel like like mud rat humans. Yeah, just people that are just Smoking their own dicks out there who have no real light like you don't I'm saying like I've met some people who Yeah, they're breathing, but that's it really yeah, this idea that we're all created equals You've never met any buddy. That's a genius if you say that I've met some people that I'm like I talked to him I go. Oh, I'm like a monkey. Yeah I Talked to your buddy Eddie Bravo and that guy is a real he's out there. He's like a Jack He's like a deaf like a deaf Jack Russell almost you know a deaf Jack Russell cuz once he gets going you can't Oh Jack Russell Terry yeah, you ever been around one of those dogs you open the car and then next you know they're yeah They're like sick. Yeah, but well, how's he deaf because you can't get him back like once he goes you can't Know I was hanging you can't get him back in the car Like you're sitting there honking the horn you can't that guy's out there you know my home you know I'm talking about Make a description like that Jack Russell terrier that is hilarious extravagant dude Yeah, that means extravagant. He's so motivated he loves conspiracies more than anybody I've ever met in my life And he thinks everything is a conspiracy. Yeah, no no he def Yeah, but then he gets into it like I don't know it was fascinating to me How he went from this like one genre of life to the next and created a business in each one and kept moving forward a business Yeah, he got like he was amused he liked music. He started a band. You know he liked karate. He started doing You know organized karate he liked You know what else did he a couple of other businesses? I think he got into a couple other things I don't know what the other two were He lost me at chapter 70, but he'll hate you with too much information man It was a lot of people to Google. I was like I want to climb through a black hole right now I know a case you documentaries and shit like wait a man. It's just kind of the jet dude the other night 2 a.m. He sends a couple of links You gotta shut your phone off And those 1 a.m. Phone calls come in Because you will get you will get a wall of text explaining which YouTube video has the right information Which one is set up by the CIA? It used to be like stopping at a rest area on the interstate That was like the old Eddie Bravo like you'd stop there next thing you know you hear the craziest shit in the world right It goes to coast with our belt playing in the background Yeah, no he loves all of it He loves it, but he gets out he goes in phases like he gets out of him for a while Yeah, he's really into chemtrails for a while, but man I know he probably won't admit it, but it's pretty obvious chemtrails are bullshit. Yeah, pretty fucking obvious Yeah, it's just writing because they can write birthday. They can write happy birthday Ronda or something and that's not That just seems like that's smoke somebody's birthday. Yeah, I think when they do that They're doing that like on purpose, but the the chemtrail thing is just it's just nonsense There's there is some Evidence that they have experimented with spraying stuff in the sky and they definitely seed Clouds in certain parts of the world in certain parts of the country you know they can make it rain like in It's Abu Dhabi right where they make it rain once a week Wow once a week It's there they live in the desert. They send jets up there. Yeah. Yeah, they send jets, and I think they use Something silver iodine or something like that is that what it is Something one of those pilots they spray into the clouds and somehow or another it makes it rain You know when Eddie came when I was talking to him with Eddie one thing I was thinking about was do you think that there are aliens? Oh, do you think that robots will get so advanced that they? will Like become aware and what does he say oh? I don't know what he said. I guess I'm asking you because he went off on something else, and he didn't really answer it He said he doesn't get too much think about it. You know he's more into like the FBI trying to fuck us over Yeah, well he told me in the bathroom after we talked no joke he said He had to be a little bit quiet because he thinks that some people could be looking for him Oh, that's so crazy, and it was crazy. He said that all hush-hush by the urinals dude He thought that the government got to me really cuz I wasn't in the chemtrails Chemtrails would did it he's like she's got it's got to be a reason here. Did they do anything to you? No, no you swear. I swear. No one's talked to me About anything ever no one said hey, man Lay off that Bigfoot talk, but what do you say? I'm just saying if you want to know I Is this what you showing me Jamie this is the article about the cloud sitting in Abu Dhabi. Oh they use high Wow high grow scopic salt to level up the Amount of amount of moisture to generate more rain huh I could see him doing that Dr.. Habib Adding that the best season for seating is between June and August huh hmm So something I mean there's there's other lasting salt up into the yes Yeah, they spray shit, and it makes it rain I find that the moon say we went to the moon the moon to make something Delta could get to if you really think about It like you know what I'm saying airlines. Yeah like if they thought Southwest all right. I mean Yeah, it's him a little bit shaky on there some of the people are on there wearing shorts. You know you get on I don't trust anybody in shorts especially at church right, but I'll say this when you Like it's crazy. We've been flying across America for you know 40 50 years now right more Yeah, even more. Maybe you know and It seems like it's we could figure out how to get into space