Joe Rogan talks to Doug Stanhope About Louis CK

What? Sis, Nick, you're full. The dark days of lore. I was, I was, I was thinner then. You pull your dick out today, I just have a different meaning. I gave him a bunch of pictures. Hennigan here, the, the, the Scotsman, I pulled out a, I pulled my dick out in front of Burt Kreischer on a podcast two nights ago. He's used to it. I can't remember why. We were so fucked. I've been begging him not to air it because I don't know what I said, but I've seen Ari's dick about a hundred times. Well, so for the book, I sent a bunch of pictures with Hennigan to pick and choose, and then they took all these dick pics of me in public. I'm like, you can't have all the picture sections, just my dick. So I had to decide. So this one, I decided on this not having any idea. It could be so perfectly timed. The top one is me with my dick out in a kilt in front of a blind guy at karaoke while he's singing, having no idea. But the one below it is me starting to pull my dick out in front of Louis. Oh my God. I jerk off in front of the abusers. Wow. Did you fight in crime? I didn't have to block the door. He didn't block the door, folks, by the way. That's not real, apparently. That's like something that gets passed on like an urban myth that juices up the story. I'm saving this for tomorrow. I'm doing dork forest with Jackie Kayshian and Laurie Kilmartin. So I'm saving the bulk of my Louis CK for that. Because they're ladies, I want their freaking solid opinion. But I have to make this so spacious time wise because I don't want to out the person. But I was doing comedy and I was a comedian I knew back in the day when we were young in another millennium. Just blame me on Ralphie. She said, you're never going to guess what I just did. I just watched Louis CK jerk off in the ladies room. And I went, what? She goes, yeah. I said, hey, would you? And she's like, I don't care. And as we've caught up many, many years later, she goes, yeah, I just did it because it was funny. I really, I did it because it was a story to tell. And I said, are you coming forward? Because afterwards when she said, when she told me that, I go, you never watch me jerk off. You don't watch me jerk off. I pulled my dick out and put on porn. Did she watch you? No, she just said, yeah, I don't care. She's like, it's no fun if you don't watch. The way I remember it is that she remembers me saying, if you don't like it, don't look. Either way, it was just a goof. She were. I think you have to stand up to I think what we should do to normalize this whole Louis thing. The important part of this is when I said, are you going to come out? She can't because she just did it because it was funny. Right. Of course. And she would almost be put in a place where she would be as it is. It's people like you that made him into a monster. Right. Right. We're just kind of a goof back that no one cared. It's only weird. And it was very polite. So when I heard the Louis CK stories later on, I just assumed it was like that. He was very polite. Hey, would you watch me jerk off? Well, I had heard from someone else that had talked to someone who had gotten like the story from Louis and their version of it through the grapevine. So don't take this as like verbatim was something along the lines of no, it was just he thought it was silly to like pull his dick out and take pictures with them. And then I had heard that he was saying that it wasn't he didn't actually masturbate in front of them. That was like one version of it. So I was like, OK, well, maybe that was what. And then the full story came out and I was like, OK. And then someone had said, yeah, but he asked them first. I was like, oh, boy. OK, what are we doing with this? Another important beat is me. My story happened before he was in any position of power other than comics looked up to him. He was writing for comics that might have had some power at best. I don't think it was a power thing. I don't know if you're a man and you have you're alone in a room with a woman. And this is my perception of it. It's always a power thing because it's fucking weird because you can kill them. It's different. Even around like a UFC athlete, some big giant. This was in a public place where you go. If you if this was a Tinder date, this happened in a place where you'd go, I want to meet you in public. I want to be. So yeah, it was completely safe. Yeah. But if you're other times, if you're alone in a room with a man, it's like being and you know that a man has like some sexual urges directed towards you and you're a woman. It becomes a vulnerable situation. And if there's some weird shit where someone if let's just say someone was blocking the door because I heard that Louis didn't block any doors, then it becomes really crazy. Like, what do you do? Well, first of all, you're hearing. Yes. Yeah. Well, it's also like I think the thing that people have the hardest time with all of this is you never want to think that it's possible that someone would do something horrible to somebody if you like them. Yeah. Right. Like with all of this, with any, whether it's Kevin Spacey or any of these people, like maybe you like him as an actor. I like that guy. He's great on House of Cards. Wait a minute. Is he really just terrorizing people and grabbing dicks everywhere? Shit. Yeah. I do that all the time. I do too. I do too. I still grab asses and dicks. Oh, that's not what I do. But I know I think about it that way. At my house when. Oh, when you guys joke. Yeah. We had a party the other night. Have I not groped inappropriately? Yeah. Okay, wait. Gil, I haven't done it to you and I grabbed this dick just to make sure that we're all fucking good here. You never groped me. I'm starting to feel a little left out. Well, I don't think nothing. I don't even think you've ever gone for my butt. I might have ogled it from afar. I think you might have spanked me once. But the point being, it's like, come on. People have to figure out some way to interface with each other 100% of the time as equal. And just work on your own bullshit. But the way you talk to people, like, somebody brought this up once that they had an issue with a lot of this stuff is that it's someone in the same business that's in this position of being a great artist, like a Kevin Spacey type character or whatever. And then the other person is like a PA or something like that. And then he preys on them. And it's his show and they can't get away. And he's attacking them and they're straight and he's gay. Absolutely under-scared. That's understood. I know that. 100%. And it's like some weird, almost like reptilian instinct that humans have. I can't tell you how many times we've had to, because you know my audience, over-served quite a bit of the time. And when it's a girl that's alone and you can see the packs of guys, oh, I'll get you. I'll give you a ride. Where do you live? Yeah. Exactly. All right. Let's get her an Uber because I know that's going to go poorly.