Joe Rogan Talks Spotify, Possible Move to Austin...Sort Of

Damn. What did you see Jeff? Or maybe it's personal. Anything. I'd give Jeff my number and I'd sit there and- I don't know what Jeff basically looks like to be honest with you. If I saw him at a party I'd be like, that's a guy. Well I'll introduce you. Oh fuck. Jesus Christ. If you want to be subtle- No I'm good. I don't- The internet's not the place. I'm really okay. Fuck you. I'll put you in whatever headlock I know how to do. I'll show you how to kill me. Triangle. I'll show you how to kill me. I'll show you how to kill me. I always wear blackface when you choke me out and kill me. How dare you. Come on. I want to get- I want there to be so little racism that that's not even a term anymore. Yeah. Can we get to there? I think we can. I hope so. We can get to the point where there's just morons, assholes, and people you can hang out with. Yeah. I think we can get there. Morons, assholes, people you can hang out with. People who love you. I was thinking about you because you're a comic and the thing is there's a lot of things to make fun of but people are so fucking sensitive right now and for good reason. That's why I signed with Spotify. I'm like I got plans bitch. I'm riding this wave right into the rocks. Come with me. What are you doing? He's stretching. He's stretching. Ben's doing yoga. We are. That's what we eat in California. Is this podcast on the move? It does to you in 2020. He's like, how long has this podcast been going on? Three and a half hours. Let's play a song. A mere two hours less than the Kevin Smith podcast. Let's play a song and eat a sandwich. What's the Kevin Smith one? If you had a guess. I want to say it's five hours. What? You weren't here. Who was here? No. He was here for the second one but there was a really long one before Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. I apologize to Gary Clark after our last podcast because I talked so much. Listen, don't you ever do that? Well, I love Gary so much. Just tell him you love him. I do. I love him so much. He loves you too. He was a man. I love you. He was really stoned. Everybody was great. You're freaking out. I freak out all the time but I just want Gary to know how much I love him. So do I. Ride the wave Suzanne. I'm trying. I'm not a very good surfer. What did we do? Do you want to do Angela Death or what? Let's do whatcha. You gotta do both. We'll do both. You have to. Let's do this one because I know I'm not gonna fuck it up. I met you guys. Let me get my funky guitar. We're gonna do, let's do what you're gonna do now first Ben. Okay. I love that too. Let's do Angela Death after that. Do whatever you do. Cause I'm starting to get a little, I'm pretty fucked up. See? See? Time is your friend. Is it? Yes, it's only a, it's a small, it's light out. Who, how can you tell? It's light out. I can tell. Okay, check. I don't know. I mean it's 5.26. I, I support that. We're fine. We're so glad you got sandwiches. We're all gonna be fine. This might be the first podcast we ever make part one and part two. Jamie, what do you think? How, if we go straight psychedelics, we should totally do part two. I think we should give a round of applause to young Jamie who is perhaps the greatest podcast producer in the known universe. Get that for sure. Columbus Ohio shirt. Come on now. Reps Ohio in a strong way. The best, the best one handed Googler the world has ever known. Fastest finger shit to wear. He's telepathic. I'll start talking about shit. Teach me. I mean weird shit. Hyenas, fucking monkeys. You guys are like unibrean. Unibrean? Yeah, there's, there's a thing there. Integrated. I think we've integrated. Jamie and I are connected. Neural link. Yeah. We're, we're in the ether together. What's wrong? Oh, it's the old, it's my dad's. Oh, sorry dad. You guys are swapping guitars. Yeah, we're kind of fucked up. I'm letting you get tired. I brought everything. I've said this before. I'm gonna say it again. One of the things I love about music is I don't even know what the fuck you're doing. I got no idea. I could say the same about a kettlebell. I could teach you that right quick. Bring it up. Cause let me tell you. I could teach that really quick. I could really, I'm good with the arms, but like the, the, the core in some of the, my wits, I want to tighten up always. Jamie's gonna film this right after here. We're gonna go right over to the gym. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding either. I'm not kidding. See, my whoop is not in the right place for kettlebells. See why? My whoop is on top. I do kettlebells. That's what I do. It's a whoop strap. Hey, do kettlebells. I switched that bitch. It makes sense. There shouldn't be any reason that we're not in the best shape of our lives right now other than depression. So an age and how dare you me. Oh sure. You're in the better, the best shape of all of us combined. No, we're all going to be okay. We gotta stay on top of the wave. Get locked. How are we doing on two? Coach your breath, soldier. If we had a drum set, we'd be a band right now. That's what I'm saying. No! Jamie, you don't play drums, right? Come on, man. You're trying to con me. Anybody can play drums. You're trying to con me and get a drum set. Stop coaching me. Everybody wins. I'll definitely learn. I'll learn. Let's go. Jamie would hurt me here. I don't want to lose Jamie to SpaceX. As soon as they figure out he get learned everything, we got a real place to go. Jamie, you're gonna be a fan of your music. I'm gonna be a fan of your music. I'm gonna be a fan of your music. I'm gonna be a fan of your music. As soon as they figure out he get learned everything, we got a real problem. I don't want to lose him. Teach him how to play drums. What if he gets as good at that as he has his one hand googling? No, no. You know what? I was thinking about that. I had this weird, I was like one day, 20 years from now when everyone's like, when Joe's like, young Jamie. Because that's where your voice is going, Joe. He's young Jamie. Undenialing. Young Jamie. Jamie is young and spirit. Jamie, Jamie, look that up. It's 90 year old Rogan. I can't wait to see that guy. It doesn't matter how old Jamie gets. He's always been young and spirit. I know. I love it. When I met Jamie, I'm like, this dude is cool. He's just a fun kid. He's young Jamie. This is a good crew. I had a ponytail back then. Whoa. I had a ponytail back then. I mean, we've done- I met young Jamie at the Ice House in Pasadena. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, we were talking about audio engineering. Mm. I love that stuff. More chairs is cool motherfucker. No, this is a great crew you got here. Like things are going well. There's no crew. It's just Jamie. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's a crewman. Yeah, I like how you took the same room. I'm just like, we could have been in that other- I'm gonna do it again in Texas. Oh my God. This is always air travel, international. Is there? Yes. Okay. When you get the spaceship fired up- I'll fly you guys out. You call us. You call us. Listen, my thoughts about Austin are if I do move there- Is this the public thing? A hundred percent. I'm just gonna fly people in. I'll fly anybody in. That's cool. I said, Jay, it's one day let's be friends. We'll go down because by then- Because then it turns into a whole party. Then we'll just go there, play a show, do a podcast, hang for a week. You know what I'm saying? You gotta give people the choice to do what they wanna do. I don't know if they're right. We have to inform people and then we have to give them the ability to make decisions. I don't know if you're right. I don't know if I'm right. I don't know who's right. I'm scared. You're scared. Can we talk? Yeah. Can we talk? I don't think gloves work! For what? I don't trust people who drive with masks on. Oh, it's weird. I think they're pussies. You're in your own car. It doesn't make any sense. Where you going, bitch? You're gonna fold! You're gonna what? Interrogation! You're gonna fold! You're gonna fold up shop, you fucking pussy. Hey! What? What? Why are you in a mask on? You're in your own fucking car! I'm scared. It's a sky poison! I'm scared. I'm making the wrong choice. I thought you just said the right choice. That's the right choice. Listen, you're always gonna have bitches. We have to- everything is real. All things are real. Liars, poets, lovers, thieves. Everything is real. We gotta all accept it together. Recognize bitches. Flush them. Wake them up in the morning. Get up son! Ben, could you imagine? I think that's part of what you're saying. Son, be a man! I'm gonna work out to this every day. Wake them up! It doesn't happen on its own. You must force it.