Joe Rogan - Superman of Havana

You know, it's funny, in 1985 I lived in a building in Fort Lee. And there was a Panamanian woman, and she told me that she went to Cuba twice as a young girl, and she wasn't surprised what was going on in Cuba. There was God's punishment. She goes, it was such a disgusting fucking place. And then it was weird, a couple days after I'm talking to TJ, somebody on Facebook, I did a joke for my CISO special about Club 38, the owner, his name was Willie Vandy, and his claim to fame was that his grandfather had the biggest dick in Cuba. I grew up with two kids that had a claim to fame. One of them, his dad was the best pool player in Cuba. And Americans would go down and he'd beat the fuck out of him in the pool. They played Chicago. Eight ball, whatever, Chicago. The other guy's claim to fame was that his grandfather was the guy in Godfather II, who had the big dick, and they called him Superman, and on Saturday nights at Club 38, in Union City, on Saturdays he recreated, and he had people come down, and it'd be like a comedy show, $10 ticket in, 200 people. He would get some coke-out chick, tie her up. Two Cubans like that would play the congas, and he'd come out and fuck the lady in public, and the Cubans would go crazy, with the biggest dick in the world. And my joke... Was it the fucker in public? That was the whole thing? Yeah, that was the whole thing. That was a public fuck show. That was a public fuck show, but it went all the way back to Cuba to like 55. Like, the name of the place was... The Shanghai Theater. The Shanghai Theater, and then in Godfather II, Michael takes, they take Michael there, and all of a sudden he goes, I would have never found this place if it wasn't for Johnny Olin. That's when Michael finds out that he betrayed him, so they don't show the guy his dick. Wouldn't it have been simpler if the guy with the big dick was also the greatest pool player, because he could just use his dick as a post-it? Oh my God, yeah, that would have been perfect. So they did this article about two weeks ago, it's on my Facebook, and it's called, In Search of Superman. Joe Rogan, it was the most disgusting article I had ever read in my life, that these white dudes went on a 50-year looking for Superman, and the legend of the guy with the big dick. In fact, Duval went to Cuba to the location, even though it's close, just to see where it was, and what the story is that us as Americans would go down there every week, and that was our first stop, to see this big black Cuban dude fuck the shit out of some poor white chick, you know, yelling and screaming. The place was sold out every night, I mean, the guy was a gardener. The article is sensational, if you could find it. It's called, In Search of Superman, and they, there it is, Superman of Havana. But when it came out the same week that they said, what are you fucking crazy, they ain't no fake, that's real, that's why they call them Superman, Fredo, the godfathers of... Now you know, I saw a video of Superman. When I was researching Havana Nocturne, I found out that Santo Traficante had a lawyer, named Sam Rigano, since deceased. But Sam Rigano used to take a lot of Super 8 videos when he'd go down to Cuba. His son, who's currently a lawyer in Tampa, told me that he had Super 8 footage of Superman that his father had made in the 50s. Superman had a private sex show, fucking a girl, and I said, ooh, I gotta see that, could I see that? I mean, I think that's the only existing video footage anywhere of Superman. And he says, yeah, but I'm not gonna give it up, you gotta come to Tampa and I'll show it for you. So I go down there, I'll never forget, he's a lawyer too, he says, you gotta come at 6 o'clock after the office closes, so then we can watch it, and I get there and the cleaning lady's still there. So he brings me in the conference room where he's gonna show me the film, and we gotta sit there and wait until the cleaning lady's done, because he didn't want to put this film on while the cleaning lady's in the room. So he puts it on, the place, the office is completely empty, and he shows me this footage, and his father had scored it to like Wagner or Beethoven, like triumphant classical music, and it's at a private show, it's in somebody's home. They had private sex salons in Havana where you'd go to like some rich person's house, you'd pay some money, you'd have cocktails, and then someone would clap at a certain time and you knew that was time for the show, and everyone would sit down, and Superman would come out, and he fucked this Cuban woman who was small, he was big and she was small, and he's banging her from every conceivable angle. It was the least sexy thing you've ever seen in your life, I mean it looked like some kind of torture really, and that was it, and this guy had this footage, which is probably worth a lot of money. How big was the dick, do you say? The dick was big. No, I say that because it wasn't like, I'm not sure it was even the biggest dick I've ever seen, I mean it was bigger than my dick. It was bigger than normal. The guys today, it's almost like athletes, like if you go back and look at when Jim Brown was playing football, he was very impressive, but was he Herschel Walker, you know what I'm saying? Like athletes of today's era are different, and if you go back and look at John Holmes, yeah he had a big dick, but was it Lexington Steel? You know, like these guys have bigger dicks now. But the thing that that's... They're more advanced, people are growing. The thing that freaked me out about... The human species is advancing. It's advancing. The thing that freaked me out about Santo that I enjoyed from your first book, A Vandalock Turn, and I wanted to tell Joe the stories, that one time Kennedy went to cast Cuba as a senator, and they were having some type of meeting, but fucking Kennedy couldn't focus, bro. Right. Like he just like, you know, and that they were like, what the fuck is wrong with him? And Santo traffic, and they goes, I know exactly what's wrong with him, come on. And they tapped him on the show, then they bring him in a room. He's embellishing this a little bit. Tell me, this is what I remember. No, this is better. This is what I remember I read, and that I guess Santo, he's sicked him on two women, Kennedy. Well, he set up a... They filmed it. He set up a three-way... No, they didn't film it. No? They wish they had filmed it. They wish they had filmed it. They said... They set him up in a room with a two-way mirror, and they watched it happening, and then one of them turned the other and said, shit, we should have filmed this. This would make great blackmail material. Right. Well, Santo was kind of a freak. So it's fun. How about JFK? Yeah, JFK. He's the freakiest of the freaks, right? Well, but you got to keep in mind, he wasn't married. He was a young senator. He used to get this senator from Florida named George Smathers, and the two of them would go down to Havana. This was around 1955, 1956, when the whole thing was in its heyday. And that was a big part of Havana. Politicians and businessmen would go on junkets to Havana, like, you know, paid for by the company, weekend retreat, go to Havana, and they'd go to the Shanghai Theater. And they'd have tris, sexual tris, and they'd go crazy. And it was out of sight, out of mind. It was the original, you know, what happens in Havana, stays in Havana. It was a whole different country. It wasn't going to make the newspapers. So they'd go there, and they'd rub elbows with Santo Traficante and Meyer Lansky, and they loved it. It was exciting. It wouldn't do them any damage back home. You know, it's amazing. My mother died in 1979, and whenever I did something, like, if I comb my head differently, or if I wore, like, an iron shirt, my mom would go, what are you, fucking, Rock Hudson? And I go, what the fuck are you talking about, Rock Hudson? You know, and one day I asked, I go, why do you always call me a Rock Hudson? And she goes, because Rock Hudson, I don't mind, he called me. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about? She told me, she died in 1979. My mom told me in 1978, flat out to my face, that fucking he was gay as could be. And I'm like, you know what, I've heard, I'm sick and tired of you fucking Cubans. Because Cubans, like, they used to tell me when I was a kid that they smacked Bruce Lee in Cuba one time. That he went down there talking shit, and one of my uncles smacked him in the face. You know, Cubans will lie to you just to fucking fuck with you. So I thought my mother was fucking with me. She's like, Rock Hudson is as gay as a $3 bill. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about? She goes, let me tell you what I'm talking about, all right? When I was a little girl, Rock Hudson would come to Cuba, and we would all go to the hotel. You know, like when Michael Jackson goes to the hotel, and people come outside and they clap. And he shook the kid outside the window. We would be out there, like, waiting to see Rock Hudson. But the hotel guy would tell us he was up there in a room with a man, and I would go, Ma, are you fucking crazy? Like, I didn't believe her. My mother died in 1979, 1985, Rock Hudson comes on and says he's gay. Like, Cuba was just a hiding place for people that wanted to have him. Did your mother know that Marlon Brando was fucking Richard Pryor? No. But I found out from this article, if we were to scroll down a little bit, it says it, that they asked his neighbors, and the neighbors were like, no, he was bisexual. And his number one guy that was known every time he came to Cuba was Marlon Brando. He was Marlon Brando, walking there with two showgirls, and then him and fucking Superman would leave by themselves. Well, Brando loved the music. Yeah, Brando loved it. He played bongos and congas, and he was really into it. Well, Pryor's wife was saying that back then they were doing so much coke that everybody just fucked everybody. Everybody. That's just so crazy. He didn't make Jagger fuck somebody like David Bowie or George Harrison. That was one of Mick Jagger's wives, that she caught David Bowie in bed with Mick Jagger. I've done a lot of coke, but I never wanted to fuck you up the ass, Joe Rogan. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've done a lot of coke. I never wanted to fuck another guy. Look at this. Brando, who was bisexual, took off with Superman, ditching the dancers. So Superman was bisexual too? Yeah. In fact, I heard he had died of gangrene. Gangrene? Yeah. And here it says... He was infected. Yeah, he died with a lover. Infected? From sex? Oh, he slept around. But gangrene from sex? Well... How hard you got to fuck to get gangrene? Maybe he fucked a chick that got shot in the ass or something. He might have fucked animals. He got it right. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuba was getting dirty, bro. Cuba was dirty. It was dirty. Yeah...