Joe Rogan | South Park is the Best Show Ever

Well how about Dr. Phil? Right? Now here's what's weird about humans and culture. Dr. Phil has been on forever. Right? Here's about a million guests. One girl comes on, she's like, catch me outside. And she becomes a multi-millionaire. She's huge. She's famous. She sells makeup. She's got a fucking giant billboard on Sunset. I'm gonna be honest with you. I listen to her rap album and it is good. There you go. That's what I'm saying. She's hypnotizing Tony. Remember South Park made fun of her with Cartman doing that and that was like 15 years. How long ago was that? Feels like it. Where he was like the little girl on South Park talking shit. He's like, fuck, I'll do what I want. That's my hot body. Yeah. That is- That was a long time ago. Not that long ago. I think she's only like 17 or something now. I don't think we were in this studio when that was happening. Catch me outside. I don't think- No, but I mean the South Park thing was predated her by a couple years. It had to. Oh, okay. So was the South Park thing based on anyone in particular? I think that he just had a lot of- like that was a typical show and she just sort of stood out in the middle of Twitter world and then caught fire. Isn't that weird though when something just takes off like that? It's weird how memes take off. Yeah. Like and things like that. Like what things really grab people. Catch me outside. I'd be like, that's it. You're gonna be huge. Yeah. She's huge. Oh, look at this. It's so bad. I'd do what I want. Oh my god. Okay. Legend. Oh, Legend Show. Legend Show. That's shows. One of the greatest like entertainment franchises, whether it's sports, music, films. Greatest franchise ever at South Park. No doubt about it. They get away with so much because it's all cartoon. So they can have people get their head chopped off. They can get beat to death, lose arms, squirt right out of their armpits because it's so not real looking. Like Canadians, their heads aren't even attached. Right. Their mouths and the top of your head. The top of your head just floats in the air. It's so crazy that they have that for Canadians. That's that's it's so funny, but it's not even that mean. You know what I mean? But it's so ridiculous. They differentiate like they're not even human. They're just different thing. Their fucking heads aren't connected. That shows so crazy. It's the best show ever. And look at that. Oh my god. South Park continues to mock China. You ever seen the you know, they removed South Park from China. But see like you can't trick them the way they trick the NBA. Those guys have plenty of money. They don't need your money. They're there to make this wild-ass show. And so if you give them a reason like oh, you're going to take away the China money. So much money. You're not going to stop those guys by cutting off some of the money. And they almost everything. They almost have an EGOT. They're one away from literally accomplishing, you know. Yeah, they've done everything. They've been around forever. They've put together a play that's a musical. They put together films. I mean Team America World Police is still to this day. One of my all-time favorite comedies. And then before that the South Park movie. Remember when the South Park movie when the devil was gay for Saddam Hussein. And like you see like big fake. It was dicks. You could see his dick. Remember because it was like a cartoon. You're like allowed to see a dick. You're like this is crazy. Have you ever seen Lemmy Winx? The episode Lemmy Winx? Which one's that? Favorite of all time. It's one where Mr. Garrison wants to get fired from his jobs that I think they were just paying people or something like that. So he's trying to get fired. So he had missed. He hired Mr. Slave to come in and try to get him fired by doing gay stuff like and then because he found out he could sue the school because if he gets fired for being a gay guy or whatever. So eventually as Mr. Slave come in and each I'm pretty sure maybe I have this mixed up. It's been a long time. But gayer and gayer stuff happens and he's not getting fired. Eventually he has Mr. Slave shove a gerbil up his ass and all of a sudden the whole thing switches over for the most part and comes back and forth. But it becomes an adventure of Lemmy Winx. He has to make it out of the gay man. But but he can't but he can't go out of the gates have closed off for the sphincter and there's all these like things that happen throughout this show. It becomes an adventure piece of him. He has a gerbil trying to escape. Yeah because he has to go all the way up to get out. Look he has a little he has a little candle on his head so he can see. Oh my God he's got a headlamp. Oh my what is what is he standing into like look what's in the rectum. It's this green fluid with bubbles and chunks floating and that's another thing. He's going by corpses of other gerbils on his way out. There are those things in there. Do the shit they've had. Mrs. Mr. Garrison do is a perfect example of how you could never do anything remotely like this on a regular show. How about when he had a slot off with Britney Spears and he stuffed her up his ass to win the slot off. He stuffs Britney Spears up his ass. He climbs on her head and shoves down until she disappears in his ass. It's unbelievable. And what they make these people look like to look like. Oh my God. Oh my God. Can you just pull up the scene just so Tony and I can watch it of the slot off. I hear Sultan the always Paris Hill slave. My famous Britney Spears at the same time. Yeah, they've done Britney speed with the what with Britney Spears. They did the whole what was it that they kept trying to make her be better or something and they end up they wanted to keep making albums even though they're driving her crazy. And then by the end she shoots herself in the head or something like that. Oh my God. But then they have her in the studio and she can't even make noises with her mouth. Oh my God. She blew her head off basically. I didn't skip to it. I thought this was only a small clip. I thought okay. The horror challenge. It was a whore off. This is season 8. I was 15 years ago. It's just so important for comedy to have a show like that out there that just has no boundaries. And Commie Central just is smart enough as with all the silliness that they've been accused of. They're smart enough to leave those guys. They'll fuck alone. Just let them keep doing it. You know, you've seen six days there. Yes, great. Yeah. Do you remember when they had Mohammed inside a bear costume inside a van with the van door closed and 60 people were still mad. Do you remember that? No, not exactly. Is that actually Mohammed? They went full now. Oh no. Was this recently? No. Mohammed getting knocked down by Lincoln. No one takes it further than the Muslims though. Like if you even draw our guy. If you even draw our guy, death. That's right. He was in a bear costume too. If you even draw our guy, death.