Joe Rogan Setting PowerKube Kick Record

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Brendan Schaub

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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com

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I've been doing rows with my trainer. Oh yeah, I do that too. I do rows, we do the thousand meter row. And I'm like, what's a good time? So we looked up the top times. I'm like, I think I'm top 300 in the world right now. I bet, you know, I gotta do some work. Really? There's a big, yeah, there's a big difference between top 300 and the top 100. Yeah, but dude, your top 300 in the world with a row? With a row, yeah, look it up. That's pretty fucking sweet. It's all right. I mean, it's a row machine. But top 85 million. I mean, no, you're the, hold up. You're the, hold on, hold on. Let's just, that was the humble brag. But let's just be serious here. You're the hardest kicker ever on that goddamn UFC machine. Why call it the Francis machine? Well, there's a video of me doing 152. Right now, you only see the one with me kicking it and with my jeans on. And that got to 135. With my stretchy jeans? Yeah, barbell jeans. Basically P.E.D. P.E.D.s, yeah, it's like sweatpants, man. Some dude burned me, burned me from the audience. And he goes, hey man, how long did it take you to paint on those jeans? And I went, oh my goodness, sir. He just scorched me. Now, Theo Vonn did me dirty. He goes, bro, we're clowning each other. We're clowning each other. I said, you look like an extra from the water boy set. And he goes, the fuck? I'm like, he goes, bro, you look like, you look like you work at the Nordstrom's rack and you're a mechanic. The fuck? What is he talking about? He's so crazy. That's a Theo Vonn thing. These fucking pants, man, these pants are the shit. These are different. These right now I have on their sim where they're called Mot and Bow. This is another company. Oh, those are good company, yeah. Those are like legit jeans. Yeah, they're like more feel like jeans where the barbell jeans are like, they look like jeans so you touch them. They go, hey, what's going on here? Like sweat. That's sweatpants on, son. No, that's not a good company. That's a legit company. This will bind you up a little bit more if you were trying to kick somebody. A little bit more. So what did you do the record setting kick in? With barbell jeans. This is the, I did the record one. This is the record one. I see you with that dos anchos rump. I see you, son. That's how my heel run in, man. My ass is way bigger. A lot of people been complimenting me on it. Nothing wrong with a nice ass. No, I don't like that fat belly though. I'm so fat right now. You are not fat. For me, 152. What's the hardest? And what's the hardest? No, I'm definitely fatter than I usually am. I've been cheating on my diet way too much.