Joe Rogan Responds To the Latest Jon Jones News

Hello freak bitches. Hey, we got two super important things to talk about one Does this John Jones thing people keep saying that John Jones? Because of this drug test he did a blood test and he did tested negative the blood test I can tell you he passed the blood test. Yeah, I'll do your test Here's the thing the blood test doesn't test for that stuff. Correct. I'm getting it straight from the vitski Oh, you talked to her Test because they can talk about it because John has gone public with correct The blood test is not test for this t-ball stuff. Whatever the fuck around a ball But the urine test does correct So they have two urine samples and then the results of the urine samples be will be out soon and then we'll know Changer, did you hear jail sown and he said with Toronto ball? It's so old-school like if you're gonna do that You basically whoever's giving it to him has their black belt in Pds, so if you test positive for a Toronto ball, you're probably stat They miss the good stuff because you're stacking that with a bunch of other shit It's not like you just can take some old-school Toronto ball and not take anything else. This is so crazy How weird is it so crazy because I did not if this is true I did not think that he was a cheater I thought that he was a guy who was fucking off and partying and got busted with some freak shit That's in some dick pills because they tested those in a bit. See I never bought that narrative Here's two options right never two options when it comes to those dick pills those dick pills did have these steroids in them, but Do you know that why you taking them because if you just take them and you're getting steroids, too You're getting steroids and your dick but not enough where it's gonna be a performance hand like it's such a small micro dose of Testosterone or the fuck is in those things. I think it's a clomaphene. Yeah, whatever it is But I just I think John has some smart people around him. They painted that narrative. We're like, oh, yeah He's a party or was taking dick pills that makes sense why you would test positive for this stuff When I feel like the rest people in the know were like Not really Well, I guess this monster be taking I care you dick people down if dick people down in my day before too I never had to fucking turn towards dick pills, you know, I'm like I like to party as much as the next day Not John Jones. There's levels to his party game. We're not John Jones style Well, he obviously had coke in his system too. He does like to party for real We get that and then that's what you know, Brian Red band called it because people that do coke that dick doesn't work that good so then they stack it with with Vitamins dick like really and he was telling me about because Brian loves those goddamn gas station dick pills But he's like they're totally inconsistent. He's like you'll get one you get these raging hard-ons you get another one You feel like a homicidal maniac like you you get crazy aggressive. I want that in my life No, I'm saying but I see I just I never bought that narrative with John I didn't well now we know You know the the urine test from a is positive because that's what tested for that Substance in the urine the blood test is irrelevant. They weren't testing see but and then then people that don't get that you see Oh, but he passed the blood test right you guys are full of shit It's like no the urine is the big one here. I saw that zone doctor was posting that on Dr. High tower I guess this is chiropractor Doesn't count. Yeah, he was posting on Instagram free John Jones and I was like whoo But well, this is not like smart to say chiropractor talking about the wrong substance the wrong test rather No, they just don't get it. I think It's gonna make the god damn it. Is it or is it the Fucking do with the weed fire burning down. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, my car was covered in ash this morning. Yeah. Yeah, it's out there, bro It's scary. Yeah, but with John you gotta listen to what chit chill had a good narrative on I think I don't marry our with their johanna He was just saying that's such an old-school drug like to be associated with that does pause for that and he's like I got you Know he said the same thing goes. I know a few things about PD's for God's sake. He does Yeah, and so he was saying that old-school drug They're missing the good shit like he got away with a lot of other stuff if you if that's in your system You just don't you know I'm saying it's like if you want a car You're not gonna just get a fucking 64 Ferrari Daytona. You got to start with some other shit. It's of a civic Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah with one bad tire. Yeah Galer's levels to this for God's sakes. What do you think happened? I Think you just got caught yeah, I well I and I'm sure you could talk to the Novitski when I say go and snitch. That's a complimentary term. I don't dislike the guy. I think he's clean up the sport anyways He is he's clean up. It's going snitch. I live here. What do we got? Can you tell your boy the going snitch just relax a little bit nope? He's not can't do it Louise Claudio there. He goes Louise Claudio apparently is a master of that shit Yeah, no shit. I showed the big man. He's choking bitches out. He showed a lot of people that choke and they're like what the fuck Nasty, huh? Yeah, I guess it's just somehow another the ways holding it he's going into your neck Into your throat as as he's choking you with it It's just you know it's like people just develop the finest like application of one technique like they just get it down Whether that's a shame. Yeah, that's their shit didn't Roth will tap out Barnett with that yes You know that shit's legit Barnett's as legit as it gets grappling wise you surprised him with that shit insane and you see when he got him like Josh was He was like what the fuck yeah, just like God damn. What are you doing? It was nasty like he wasn't getting out of that in a lot of ways those kind of like old-school chokes Like that's a lot of shit that Josh Barnett's into right hell. Yeah, it's cat wrestling stuff break your neck off I like Josh. Yeah, how about I had a Goldberg? I'm on fire in the kid you know Goldberg the wrestler and he was he's real He's like best friends with Brock and I said do you think Brock's gonna come back and he goes he was going to till John piss hot oh My you said you breaking my heart Goldberg. Oh my god. Oh my god. I know oh Right now that fucked up your settings thought the fires coming in and fuck you said it that a fucker Saturday I can't do this right p.m.. On Saturday. I literally just went And I looked at go back to get out come on get the fuck out What in the fuck is wrong crazy is that he was going to we're gonna see that monster again? What is wrong with the world? She's Whoever that meathead is that gave that shit to John Jones got to be on suicide watch right now I'm just sitting there with a fucking One of those shakes you know he's probably fucking warning bro. I warned my swear We should get a team together like Navy SEAL team six and just go fuck them up basically a tainted batch You know I gave him Gave him the right stuff. I take the same shit. I passed yeah dirt They're fucked I almost said Dirk now mitzki Maybe they didn't know about the maybe they're testing over and over again with the blood test see I heard it's a new test Oh the urine test is now the golden snitch about it, bro You got a direct line to him who I will he's gonna come on the podcast again After John we get the thing about John well I mean if it times out that way if not we'll do it before but I'm gonna have monsoon Yeah, kind of delayed though till that comes out so we get the real fucking info you know I'm saying Yeah, probably a good idea It's so depressing to me because it felt like John returning the way he did like that's like a superstar victory He handled himself with class and dignity after it was over I mean everything about it was amazing and then to go from that to pissing hot you're like oh I was at Universal when I found out Jamie texted to me you text me and I thought you're fucking with me I thought it was I thought you're trying to fuck with me. I thought it was a Harry Potter ride man I was feeling good Fuck your day. Oh, it's pretty good Potter ride was fun. I thought it yeah, I thought it's fake news fuck man super fake news super depressing You