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Joey Diaz is a standup comic, actor, and author. He's the host of "The Church of What's Happening Now," and the author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.youtube.com/@JoeyDiaz www.joeydiaz.net
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Costner and then he slices her face and he fucking puts her in a whorehouse right fucked in the ass every hour Fucking this is it. It's the 4th of July dog get your shit together You know I'm saying if Alex's Jones is correct. We're going to have a civil war today So what the fuck you talk to Alex you gotta calm him down Alex. You gotta calm down talking about a civil war He had me doing an extra achievement you the other night. I Was polishing the fucking the musket Alex thinks I'm defending the New World Order because I didn't think that George Soros was a Nazi It's all so painful What's up? Nothing? What's happening brother? Everything's great man me too. I feel good Alex Jones, I love you buddy for real But you say some silly shit, that's where this all comes from doesn't mean I don't love you. You're a great guy But there's some shit. That's just silly. It's wasted time You know That's one of those things. It's just a waste of time Does that make sense? I'm witcher. I think there's real conspiracies. You know, but I think there's some that You know people just get caught up and looking for conspiracies and everything and after a while it's exhausting Let's get the bull off the table. I love the guy loved the podcast with army last week yesterday teen attorney's son But look he's get Alex Jones gonna hear this. I'm just I got finished. Okay. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay It's just I love the guy. I really do. I just don't support a lot of the shit that he said like the Sandy Hook stuff I don't know if he since disavowed that I don't know if he changed his opinion on it I don't know what it is. But at a certain point in time, you're like Jesus man Are you are you sure like you got to be really sure before you say something crazy like that? right Don't you I mean don't you think Look, I think he's a great guy in as a person I'm not attacking him. I Just when he goes crazy he gets mad at me. I Love I want to hug him. I love when he told me this story about trucks pulling up in front of your house And they could see through your walls They probably can do that. They do that in different neighborhoods, you know, they probably can do something like that but then after five of those and This is my experience and he'll tell you something that you got to sit there and go what the fuck am I doing sitting here? But that's cool. That's Alex and we accept them for what the fuck he is. I just thought there was a civil war starting today I read on that's what he was saying The Democrats are going at it today. So somebody shooting somebody so So just to calm Alex down nobody's telling me what to say. No one's telling me what to do Not involved in New World Order who's the new world? Just a comedian like me about the new I'm not sure I'm not involved though. I just want Alex to know not involved. Who are those people? Who's the dinner people the people you say you eat with smart? Oh, they just These are all podcasters and former professors and all these different people that are doing Different things together. You scared me the other day. No, you had on the ropes, right? He was thinking you went back with the CIA what what? You got the rope. Sure. What are you talking about? You know, I What Fuck are you saying? He's a cheapach you it's for the job No fireworks like fucking CBS Radford, I think I think Conspiracies are fun and that's part of the problem with conspiracies. They're fun. They're fun to chase down. They really are They're interested. I tell you what fun to chase down to read about one and to absorb it by yourself Once I get into a room with three men and we're honest conspiracy for 48 minutes That's when I get aggravated. Well, that's what I don't ever want to talk about. That's what the shit that kills me I don't have the time to discuss whether the moon landing or not. We all have an idea what we think happened Guess what? I really don't want to talk about Not on the fucking 4th of July. Yeah, no the problem with them is and this is a tendency Is that when people get really into conspiracy theories, they're into everything being a conspiracy That's not like they're into conspiracy theories and also into the history of Cuba They can give you a detailed history of some really crazy shit that went down Like how many people that are really into conspiracy theories could give you a rundown on how Castro took over Cuba? Which is like a real thing that happened in you know, our parents lifetimes right Think about that How many people that are re into like, you know whether or not there's bases on the moon know about You know all these different things that have happened through human history the Mongols The Roman Empire the Greek Empire there was crazy shit that definitely really happened all the stuff that happened during the Vietnam War All the stuff that happened during the Nixon administration all that stuff's real. It's fascinating fascinating shit to look into But then you get to dumb ones like oh god we really discussing whether or not the earth is flat Is this a real conversation like people are really doing that? Satellites aren't real go on social media You'll find a bunch of people to do that'll agree with you too. You gotta be so careful about not listening to scientists