Joe Rogan Reacts to “Toddler Trump” Video

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Bridget Phetasy

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Bridget Phetasy is a writer and stand-up comedian. She is the host of the podcast "Walk-Ins Welcome" and YouTube program "Dumpster Fire," and co-host, along with her husband Jeren Montgomery, of the podcast "Factory Settings." www.phetasy.com

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Do you think Biden's gonna make it to the election? Well it's gonna be a joke if he does. The idea that people are all in on Biden. I don't think if they let the two of them talk in the same room and have some sort of a debate, I think Donald Trump's gonna eviscerate him. I don't even think he's gonna be close. He still has his wits. He's still sharp. He's still mean. He's still well prepared with the digs and how he calls him Sleepy Joe. I know. Do you see how dismissive he was? He's a troll. But do you see how dismissive he was when he was talking about something that Biden said? The Vice President Joe Biden said he was, first of all Biden didn't say that. He goes a Democratic operative said that. He goes Biden probably doesn't even know this is happening. It's funny he has these ads on Facebook, Trump, that are all like anti, they're like oh he's too old. They're like you guys are four years apart. Well that's all he needs. The coach. Have you seen Trump's 404 pages on his website yet? Oh my god they're... I'll show you. This is fucking hilarious. What is a 404 page? He's trolling everyone. He trolls everyone. Like when you can't find something it's like the error page. I think this made it into one of our earliest episodes of Dumpster Fire because we have a whole segment on the show called Troll in Chief and it's basically like every week what the fuck is he doing? Who's he trolling now? Do you want to see the most adorable Trump thing? There's a lady who put together this... Hold on a second. It's okay. It appears yours loses me. That's his 404. It would choke bottom with his mouth open. But it's not the only one. He's got like a Hillary one. He has a... Didn't he have a Warren one too? Aren't you looking for something that doesn't exist? I mean how do you... Come on that's hilarious. This guy understands the culture. I want you to look up hashtag toddler Trump on Instagram. Oh I saw this. This lady made this face swap video that's worthy of Kyle Dunnegan. It's Trump's face on a baby and she starts telling... I saw it. She starts talking to the baby, accusing the baby, and doing things to the baby. Say no no no. Have you seen it? No no no no no. Right but the lady... Let's give the lady credit who made it. She's got a bunch of funny shit on her. Jimmy Kimmel credits Dr. Fakenstein. Oh is it? Yeah. Okay perfect. I don't think this lady attributed Dr. Fakenstein. Back to being the arbiter of what's online with the deep fakes and shit. It's going to get so wild. Give me some volume on this. Go from the beginning. Jimmy Kimmel's talking to me. Oh this is the Jimmy Kimmel one? No no no. Don't do that one here. No hashtag on Instagram. Go to toddler, hashtag toddler Trump. Okay you said it's adorable but it's honestly also terrifying. The two fakes are terrifying. They are. Yeah this one is particularly cute though. Yeah here I'll send you the... I found it. Here it is. There's a... Here it is. That's it. No no no no no. You did. You also said the virus could go away by April. No no no no. No no sir. Look at this. It's so cute. You said it would disappear like a miracle. I love that miracle. I love that miracle. Yes. You said only 15 people have it and it would go down close to zero. I love that miracle. Come on. How cute is that? You said chloroquine would treat it. No no no no. I like that chloroquine. No you said we should try injecting disinfectant. No I said that chloroquine is horrible. You said anyone who needs a test can get one. I like that chloroquine. You praised China for being transparent. You got rid of the pandemic response team. You poured every morning throughout January and February. No I didn't get any food cut. Oh come on. If you see it. I love it. First of all that lady is abusing her baby. Cause she's accusing the baby of something. That baby clearly doesn't know what the fuck she's saying. I feel like it was just a video of the baby that they overdub. Yeah. Stop it. Stop it. It was 100% what happened. You don't know shit. You don't know shit. They're abusing. They're abusing that kid. I feel like you're the kind of person who will believe any kid's fear is me. They're abusing that kid. They're abusing that kid. Imagine if your kid actually had Trump's little face. No. Imagine if your kid was born and that was actually a real baby. A child in LA. If it wasn't even a face swap. Just people that got, their kid got a fucking shit head of the roll of the dice. The kid's got a 70 year old man's face. What the fuck do we do? You're in a liberal place. You're in a... You're taking him to the supermarket. He was born this way. We voted for Pence. I mean... That's the internet at its best is when it's doing stuff like that.