Joe Rogan Reacts to the Ford Logo Mandela Effect

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Dave Foley

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David Foley is an actor, stand-up comedian, director, producer and writer.

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Paul Greenberg is an actor, comedian and voice actor. Together they host "Don't Say.. with Paul & Dave."

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Well, there was the theory before they launched CERN, the Large Hadron Collider. We all thought that was going to open up a warm, open up a black hole. That it would create a particle that would devour the fabric of the universe. They thought it was a black hole that would expand and expand and expand until... Maybe it did. What? Maybe it did. God, man. Maybe it restarted. Yeah. Maybe we're in a parallel universe. Right. Wow. Maybe we're knocked off our timeline into another place. Yeah. It makes less sense. What was the thing that's going on in the interworld that the evidence of multiple universes that we pop in and out of different realities? Yeah. Right. Like the fact that we... It's a multiverse. Like the Ford logo. Let's say, do you remember, do you recognize this part of the Ford logo? And most people never noticed it. There's a weird little squiggle in the F. Really? Yeah. Well, the FedEx thing blows people's minds too. Yeah. What's that? It's the arrow. What arrow? Exactly. Hmm. Bring up FedEx. If you're never... Yeah. You'll never not see the arrow again. Yeah. Same thing with the Ford logo. It's like there's the Ford... Yeah. It's like... So it's all perceptions. It's like... Hmm. It's in there the whole time and I didn't know there was an arrow there. Yeah. There are people who insist that... Oh. The FedEx arrow is really... Oh, interesting. Okay. But that's an accidental arrow. No. You think so? They designed it in there. They did. Where's the arrow? They definitely designed it right there. Oh, yeah. Right there. Hmm? Yeah. Never see it again. Or never not see it again. I know. It's funny. Huh. But I mean that could be like the universe, right? What's the Ford thing? A little squiggle in the F. Jesus. Why is that a squiggle? Why is it squiggled? I never saw that. That's ridiculous. Yeah. That actually spells... F makes an F like that. Yeah. That means it actually spells fjord. Yeah. Or fjord. Fjord. Fjord. Fjord. Fjord. Is that an I? What is it? Why would they squiggle it? Why did they do that? Oh. That's right. Yeah. The people who insist that Mandela died in jail. So was there always a squiggle? When did... I don't know. Is that a real fjord? That little thing? When did they make the squiggle? Okay. That's normal. Because that's what I thought the fjord thing looked like until I saw this. Maybe in the future. Did they stop the squiggle at some point? They must have. Or the opposite. Maybe they add the squiggle. Dave, you can't bring up the squiggle without proper information. What's a modern... What's a modern fjord? Go to... put 2019 Ford Mustang. Let's see that. Let's see if they have the squiggle. Yeah, I think it has the squiggle now. It does? I think it does. So maybe some asshole wanted to justify his existence by ruining their beautiful logo. They changed the logo. Yeah. Look at it. Let's see. I mean, logos do change. That is the squiggle I think. That's the squiggle. Yeah. That's a new Mustang. So the squiggle is current. Yeah. Yep. It really doesn't fit. No, it looks stupid. It would look better without that stupid squiggle. Totally. The only thing that's saving that squiggle is that no one noticed it up until now. Oh great. Now I'm never going to notice the squiggle. Thank you, Mandela Effect. I hate Mandela Effect. But that just seems like people fucking with something that's not broken. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's like let's just change it up. Right. Remember when they came up with a new Coke? Fuck yeah. It was like a riot. They had a riot on their hands. That's not evidence of a parallel universe. It's just a stupid idea. They just ruined Coke. Yeah. Do you know what the Coke's made with real cocaine? The original Coke. Yeah. No, today. Today? Yes. I thought they replaced it with caffeine. No, they used coca leaves. Back in the thirties. They used coca leaves for flavor. Yes. In fact, the company... Still. Dude, it's crazy. The company that uses the coca leaves, that brings in the coca leaves to make Coca-Cola is the number one creator of medical grade cocaine. They use that coca leaf to also make medical grade cocaine. There's no cocaine in Coca-Cola, but there is a flavor. That's a bunch of different Ford logos. Yeah. Over the years. See, I just drink quick. I drink Diet Coke, which is just chemical. Ah, 1927. 1927? 2003? All of them. All of them? Huh. Huh. I like the one in 1903. That's actually pretty dope. Yeah, very weird. Yeah. Google, they use coca leaves to make Coca-Cola. They still do. They actually do. Wow. Well, that's a Coke. And then the company that does that makes cocaine. Because the recipe for Coke is herbal. It's a flavor issue. There's like a lot of herbs that go into Coke. Yes. It's a flavor. Yeah, but the Diet Coke is just chemicals. It's all artificial. Remember, I was in school when the new Coke thing happened and then... See, look at this. ...the advertising? Besides producing the Coca-Flavor agent for Coca-Cola, the Stefan company extracts cocaine from the Coca leaves, which sells it to... Mmm, Malin Crockett, a St. Louis, Missouri pharmaceutical manufacturer that is the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medical use. But, medicinal use. Yeah, there you go. So they're actually using actual Coca leaves. So someone... I guarantee you, if you follow the paperwork, there's a bunch of cocaine hanging around the executives. Yeah, a little residual. Those guys. They get a little bit here and there. Showing leaves at work? Yeah, gives you a little pep me up. Right? One of the amazing things is that you're not allowed to chew the leaves, because apparently chewing the leaves is really healthy. Yeah. You get flavonoids, it's actually good for you, and it gives you a pickup that's very similar to caffeine.