Joe Rogan Reacts to the Canelo vs. GGG Decision

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Hello freak bitches. It doesn't get any better than this. For boxing. Especially after the Conor McGregor Floyd Mayweather fight. This is a fight that like, hey, this is how it's done. This is the real deal. I mean obviously Floyd did it how it's supposed to be done but that wasn't two fighters on the same level. Look at this, this is crazy. These were, that's absolutely glove cause it's fine. These are both great moments for boxing though. Mayweather McGregor and this are both really really great for boxing. Brendan Schaub, I should say this before the decision gets announced, said that if Golovkin didn't win by some ungodly lopsided beatdown that he could lose a decision because of corruption. He goes cause that's how boxing rolls and there's way more money in Canelo winning. So that's it. Now that we know that. That's true. Well apparently the audience is like half Mexican. He's a superstar in Mexico. Just a superstar. Canelo. So let's see if Brendan Schaub predicted this correctly cause we think. It has to be Golovkin. The unofficial scorecard guy had it for Golovkin by several rounds. We think it was Golovkin clearly although Canelo fought a great fight. Have there been bad decisions, if Canelo wins, what was the last time there was a decision like that? Tim Bradley Manny Pacquiao. Who won that? I believe Bradley won but Pacquiao should have won and then Pacquiao came back and outboxed him. It was worse. It was worse if I remember correctly. Boom! Boom! Boom! Oh Jesus. Canelo. Oh my goodness this is the last round. Canelo just tried to put it to him and Golovkin was like come on come on come on. I'm from Kazakhstan. Boom! Just boom over the top. God damn. Just war here. Look at that jab. He literally just paid back every punch he took in the combination. Just sharp jab too. His jab is so snappy. Okay change it. Give me a guess Eddie Bravo. For sure Glovkin. For sure right. Unless there's corruption. Unless there's corruption. He's not crazy to say that. I doubt it. Boston's not that bad. We're saying this. Look at this. They got it. 116.112 for Golovkin. Harold Lederman here. Harold Lederman. They gave that last. I thought Golovkin ran away with it. They gave 10-9 on that last fight. I mean that last round to fucking Canelo. Yeah. You know what I really like? I don't know why they did that. I like how these girls just stand there and smile. They're doing a really good job. They're always smiling. It seems easy. Dude it's hard. You gotta be frozen in that smile. Oh it's them fucking clapping in the back. It drives me crazy. I hate it. I love it. I love their focus. They're focused on not being even remotely normal. Adele Bird. The job, their focus, their job is to stand there. Smile. In some psychotic way if they were a guy. Like if they were a guy. If they hired a guy to stand there in a nice suit and tie and stand there like this. Could you fucking imagine how crazy it would be if you hired guys to stand behind fighters with giant smiles in their face and just not. Especially if they were in their underwear. Just imagine that. Imagine guys in a speedo standing there like ripped like holding a takate sign with a big giant smile on their face. That happens on Santa Monica Boulevard during the parade. But it doesn't happen during a big fight on pay-per-view, Eddie Bravo. You silly goose. One day when... Hey let's hear the volume. Let's hear it. Is this a split decision or no? This is officially a draw. Hold on a second. If he was happy then that would mean that he thought he lost. So the fact that he looks pissed, that's smart. He's gonna shit at one. This is bullshit. He's gonna turn the shit into one sixty-nine. I think he's mad because he didn't win. He threw two hundred more punches. I'm sure he's mad he didn't win. But he's definitely mad that he got out box and they made it a draw. He landed fifty more punches. How the fuck is that a draw? Boxing stinks. Look at that though. Power punches. Different. There you go. That's the difference. Very close. Maybe. Oh that's a higher percentage. Oh I can't stand it. Yeah but it's a higher number landed too. One fourteen to one ten. And total power punches. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. That's a weird thing though. When you're looking at it numbers wise, I mean it's one way of looking at it. But like one big shot that's a power punch and another power punch that doesn't do anything. They're both power punches. You know what I'm saying? Like one shot that really fucks you up and your legs go and you get wobbly. That's a power punch. And another power punch is a shot that lands in the same spot but doesn't do anything. They're both power punches. What do these colors mean? What are the... You know what I'm saying? What does the blue ear mean? I don't know. Look at the number of punches that landed on Canelo's face. One hundred nine on his right side and ninety five on his left. Two ten landed to one twenty seven. Yeah big difference in how many landed to the head. Forty four. Canelo can landed way more. Wait a minute. It said only four shots were landed to Canelo's body. That doesn't make any sense. Is that what it really said? Let's see what he says. Let's see this. Hold on a second. What happened tonight? Really? Big Mexican day. Congratulations to all my friends from Mexico. Good move. Go right to the Mexican fans. Fucking smart move. We probably can't play this without getting yanked off of YouTube. By the way, first of all, I didn't think that last fight was... I mean that last round was Ten Nine Canelo. No. How is he not fucking angry about this? I mean why am I angry about it? Why is he getting shit? Big drama show. Two nineteen. He retains his belt so nothing really changes for him and he gets all that money. Now that you're record... And then the rematch is going to be insane. The rematch will be insane. Let's think about those dollars. Two nineteen. Good job by Brendan man. Fucking good call. Yeah. Ah, boxing fucking... He nailed it. The fighters were amazing but the organization... it just stinks. Brendan nailed it. Can you hear this? Are you guys hearing this? What? No. Oh, God. What am I hearing? What he thought. I want to... You know, I don't want to hear it. If he's not saying I got really lucky that they gave me that draw, I don't want to hear what he's saying. If he thinks he won, he's stupid. Still, that was a great fight. Amazing. I love it. I don't... I mean, I do care but I don't care. I do care that I think that I thought that Golovkin won but I don't care. It's a great fight. I like seeing great fights.